Looking for a quality quest with deep characters, an engaging story, and interesting art that ties in to each post? Then bugger off, this isn't the thread for you.
Want to kill time messing around with your own magical dick, talk with cute catgirls, and debate about which is the best waifu? Get in here nigga.
In the last thread:
James, the hapless amnesiac, woke up one day in forest with no memory of who he is. Immediately, he was set upon by a spear wielding catgirl called Kenno, who kidnapped him and swept him off to her village. There he met the elder Wisdom Liagra, who was angered by his trespassing. Thinking fast, James convinced her he was a god reborn in mortal form, and she believed him due to his unique utter lack of magical potential.
James was now able to negotiate his freedom; in exchange for taking a wife, he’d be granted free passage from the village. Hijinks ensued and James met Kazzan, the blue-haired Kuudere, and Nemii, the busty bitch. During this, James discovered he suffers from an unfathomably small penis, and decided his new quest was to obtain a magnum dong to rival Danny DeVito. And so he took his first step into the strange world of magic, and became a level 1 Cock Mage.
After being presented to the village, James selected Kazzan, Nemii, and Kenno for a night of sweet passion in which they may compete for that sweet god D. Ultimately, Kazzan won title of best girl, and they were married later that day. Now James awaits his new waifu...
tl;dr
>Wake up amnesia
>Lengthy debate over best magical cat girl waifu
>Obtain penis magic
>Currently married to Kazzan (or just Zan)
>Nemii and Kenno potential mistresses
>Most importantly, we have a micropenis
Stats:
EXP GAINED: 275
EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 825 (175/1000)
ACHIEVEMENTS: Attained level 1
LEVEL: 1
CLASS: Cock Mage
SKILLS: None
SPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin DickIf you want to make a choice for the character, state what you want to do and roll 1d10 (dice+1d10). The first post that rolled a 5 or higher will be used, UNLESS a specific post gets voted as the choice. A post won't be considered popular enough to be considered unless it has a MINIMUM of four votes. Note that having multiple posts saying the same thing doesn't count as a vote for an action.
Previous thread is here >>40442
>Wake up in a comfortable bedroll
>Crack eyes, look over
>Your new wife, Kazzan, is sleeping
>You reach over and move some of her blue hair from her face
>You lift up the blanket a little
>Yep, she's still as naked as she was when you fell asleep
>Nice
>Prop your hands behind your head, smiling
>You might not know who the hell you are, or how you got here, but you won't bitch about getting laid
>Knock at the door
>Zan stirs
"... Husband... Would you see who is bothering our rest?"
>Get up
>Look around for your clothes
>Can't find them
>Oh well, everyone in the village saw you naked anyway
>Answer door
>It's the Wisdom
"Ah, James. Good. Have you properly consummated your marriage yet?"
>You just grin stupidly at her.
"I thought as much. Well, I have come to inform you that we have prepared a few things for you for when you are ready to leave. Enough rations for two weeks, bedrolls, tents, fire starters. The essentials for travel... That is, if you still want to leave?"
>>51537
Fuck no, Stay.
(How does one roll?)
>>51580
In Options, dice+[number of dice]d[dice sides]
To roll 1d10, that's dice+1d10
To roll 5d20, that's dice+5d20
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Remind the wisdom that the deal was we would provide Her with a demi-god child, not the village. So we're not finished yet.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>51580
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>51537
Take Kazzan with us
Rolled 3 (1d10)
I fucking told you, we're staying, let's fuck all catgirl bitches.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>51537
We have to leave, explore the world outside of the village
But Kazzan has to come with us. If she wants to, of course
>>51611
Please note that you get one post and one roll. If you post "Dance!" and get a 1, I don't care if you roll again and get a 10.
>>51597
>She raises her eyebrows, looking a bit surprised
>Composes herself quickly
"Yes, well, that was supposed to happen after you regained your godhood, yes? That, and you would bless our village."
>Well she's not wrong
>Shrug
"Hm. Well, I also came to inform you that, since you are both married and leaving the village, you will no longer need an escort. However, I get the feeling Kazzan won't let you wander off on your own..."
>She looks past you
>Turn around
>Zan is sitting up
>Staring, as usual
>Very slight nod
>See the world
>Magical adventures
>Get laid all the time
>So glad this is real
"Do take a few more days in the village and enjoy yourself. I'm certain a quest into the world, especially one seeking godhood, will be dangerous, and you will have little time to properly rest. Well, I will see you off when you do decide to leave."
>Closes door
>Arms wrap around you
>Feel Zan press her naked form against you
"... You don't have to worry when I am with you, husband. I will take good care of you."
>>51722
Your dubs are impressive, but the dice gods have not chosen to smile upon you yet. Does fortune itself battle over your destiny here on /qst/?Prolly not. Nice gets.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>51717
Alright, we've established that the Wisdom is the final butt.
Ask Zan when she wants to leave.
>>51743
obS Based Dice God
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>51743
Can't argue with a ten.
I'd also like to suggest we explore the village a bit more and become more acquainted with it.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
Grab your little armalite, yell ERIN GO BRAGH and shoot that bitch in the head for unification of Ireland!
>>51743
>Zan pulls you back to the bedroll
>Lays down
>Cuddling you
"... I will leave when you are ready to leave... But I think the Wisdom is right. You should stay and rest in the village for another day. We could even just stay here, alone, if you wish..."
>Incredibly tempting
>Stomach growls
>Kazzan giggles
"... Ah, my husband is hungry. Stay here, I will get you something."
>She grabs a robe and leaves the hut
>Returns pretty quickly
>Rice and sauce of some kind
>Huh, Asian food
>Wait, what the hell is Asia?
>Head spins
>Memories are coming back...Roll 2d10. First dice is normal action dice, second dice is memories. Memories can't be voted on, highest or first to 10 chooses what James remembers
Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d10)
>>51828
Undress her, slowly. Put rice to the side, lick her tits and shove your *cough* *cough* Giant cock *cough* into her... Arsehole.
>>51828
Then remember how you were fucked hard by a nigger's huge unlubed cock as you were gagging on another nigger's dick.
Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)
>>51853
Oh fuck..
Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d10)
Action: eat and then go flaunt your hot wife around the village.
Memories: James remembers he has a wife back in the world he came from.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
Rolling for maximum pleasure for the cute tight catgirl.
>>51841
>>51858
>>51884
>Clutch head
"... Husband?"
>Yeah, you're James
>Remember sad life
>Loser
>Few friends
>DEF no puss
>This is better
>Set rice aside
>Slowly slide robe from Zan's shoulders
>She just stares into your eyes as you do
>Cup a tit
>Slide tongue over the soft skin
>Run it around nip
>She's still just watching, but face is red
>Move to the other breast
>Hear her breathing hitch
>Oh boy
>Turn her around and bend her over
>Grab some weird lube you were given yesterday
>Cast spell
>Slick up dick
>Into the pooper
>Buttsex happens, jizz in her butt
>She loves it
>Clean up
>Eat kinda cold rice
>What now?
>>51896
Stop shitposting so much or you will be ignored.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>51942
Like before, I'd like to explore the village a bit and get a better idea of it. Maybe visit some shops or something to get equipped for the journey ahead.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>51942
Learn about the local tea. Shit's potent.
>>51961
I'm hiding all of your posts. I suggest everyone else do the same.
>>51959
"... We grow many kinds of tea in the village. They have many different uses... The Wisdom even has tea only she is allowed to grow in order to cure sicknesses... I have even heard there is one that fills men with desire."
>She stares at you for a moment
>Cheeks go a little pink
>Give her a small kiss on the cheek
>She nuzzles you again
"... I will make you some."
>Gets up
>Bustles around
>Great view of her ass as she makes the tea
>Hands you a cup
>Phew, it's really good!
>Pat her head
>Pushes back against your hand
>Very small smile
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>52076
Go out and explore village now that you are finished eat
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>52076
Maybe we should find out where we could obtain some of that tea she mentioned?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>52076
Roll to reach into pocket and find a picture of a past loving wife that kept you going through all the shit memories you had before.
>>52076
Hold her head against your ass and fart in her face until she goes limp.
>>52121
Which kind?
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>52139
The last one of course. It may come in handy.rolling in case you want probability of finding it.
Where do you guys go to get your fix of cat tats?
>>52231
pixiv, e621, gelbooru specific artist's tumblrs etc.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>52139
Catnip tea.
*Ahem*
>>52121
>>52161
>Finish your tea
>Get dressed
>Zan dresses as well
>Head into the village
>Remember Nemii has some of that aphrodisiac tea
>Head to her house
>Along the way Zan is holding your arm, ever so slightly smirking at other girls as they pass
>Other girls just smile and wave at you two
>Some congratulate you, or just Zan
>Reach Nemii's house
"... Husband, why are we here?"
>Tell her about the tea
"... Do I not fill you with enough desire? Am I... Not enough for you?"
>Shit
>Tell her it might be useful on the journey
>Maybe it has interesting properties since you're a fertility god
>She stops looking worried and nods
>Knock
>Hear a clatter
"Coming!"
>Door opens
>Busty Nemii in very tight clothes
>Try not to look at tits straining in them
>Fail
>Zan doesn't seem to care
"Oh, hey you two. What do you need?"
"... We want the tea that you have. The one that makes men wish to have sex."
"I, uh. I..."
>Nemii blushes deeply, looking at you, knowing
"Yeah, okay, sure! One second!"
>Door closes
>More clatter
>Returns with a very small pot
"Here you go!"I have to head to work. I'll be back in approx 5 hours, POSSIBLY less. Any drawfag who posts quality fanart gets ONE action that you don't have to roll for, unless it is far-fetched or needs a chance roll.
Anyone who does shitty fanart gets ten internets.
>>52231
rule34.xxx
Search "catgirl"
Or >>52240
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>52269
We should try to convince Nemii to accompany us on our trip, she may be helpful at some point down the line.And I still feel bad about having to let her down when she tried so hard.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>52269
This is pretty good for using my thumb on a 3'x2' phone screen
Go wander around and see if you find a place that serves drink.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>52269
fuck zan right outside nemii's house.
>>52416
Neat
>>52301
also, have some scanned post-it note fanart
>>52269
>>52416
Well then.
What a active imagination you have anon.
>>52458
We need to rub it in her face. That and make it known we will fuck anytime, anywhere.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>52269
Try to find Kenno and ask how she's been and shit. Really doesn't matter. Just kill time and chill-diddly.
We actually haven't established her features iirc.
>inb4 tsundere DFC archetype
>>52559
If it gets four posts to vote on it, then it takes precedence anyways. QM didn't say anything about not being to vote just because you're high roll came first.and since you like it I'll vote for it as well to keep the ball rolling.
>>52416
Vote
>>52269
go to the village's centre, announce yourself as a sperm donor.
>>52416
Throwing in my vote for this.
>>52416
Voting for this.
>>52269
Utilizing my tripcode coupon!
I think it's time for a change in scenery!
You hear rumours that Orcs have famously large girth, and there just so happens to be an outpost to the east of the forest!
It's time to go find a bro that you can talk dicks with, and maybe, just maybe, find some sweet greenskin fucboi to dominate.
It's time to man up!
>>53211
Are you serious? We had an awesome decision...
>>53243
There's time enough for both. I was busy with the picture.
>>53277
What the hell.
Not cool man, not cool.
>>53309
>>53348
Stop trying to jack the thread, even if you are trolling it confuses the dull anons.
>>53388
Not to mention its just abruptly changing the direction, not actually making a choice.
>>53211
>find some sweet greenskin fucboi to dominate.
Time to turn this adventure into YaoiQuest
>>53211
Welcome back, lolsorandum "muh anarchy" guy.
>>53211
Disgusting. Fuck off with the degenerate shit
>>52416
we should really go with this
>>52416
Do this, no gay stuff
>>53211
Alright, friendo. It's time for the dice gods to tell us exactly how gay this story might get. My good JazzMan, roll me 1d20.
>1-5: All races have mixed sexes, save for the catgirls
>6-10: All races (minus humans) are either one sex or the other
>11-15: Any race that is part animal part human (catgirls, nagas, centaurs, ect) is female only. All other monster races are male.
>16-20: Magic realm initiated, all non-human races are female
>>54888
seriously? So many people were against his post. I can respect the ticket thing, but please remember the rest of us.
>>54924
What good is the choice ticket if you can't do what you want? Don't worry, I'm going to to the one that got a shitload of votes no matter what.
>>54888
Like six posters were against it.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>54888
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>54888
Alright, I'm tired of waiting for him. I'm rolling.
If the result isn't what you want, don't blame me. Blame the dice gods.Pic is kinda how I imagine Nemii looks like.
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>55106
Dichotomy it is. Each time we encounter a new race or the genitals of a new race need to be known, 1d2 will be rolled (read: coin flip). On a 1, that race is all men. On a 2, that race is all women. Rolling for orcs.
>>55106
Do we get to decide what races are what gender?
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>55117
>>55117
If the entire reason to visit the orcs is rumors of their large penises, but male orcs aren't even a thing that exists, wouldn't that invalidate the reason to visit them, effectively nullifying JazzMan's request?
>>52416
>Alright, tea get!
>You wonder what makes this tea make men so horny?
>Open jar
>Take a sniff
>... Smells like normal tea
>Put jar into pocket
>Boner has been deployed
>Nice and big
>Wait, what?
>Dick is average size, no spell cast
>MAGIC
>Look at Zan
>Motion down to crotch
"... Now, husband? Here?"
>Just nod
>She removes her bottoms
>Lift her up
>Giggle
>PENETRATION
>Feels awesome
>Thumping against wall
>Hear door open
>Squeak
>Door closes
>Kek
>Cum in Zan
>Dick returns to micropenis size
>HmMAGICAL ITEM FOUND: Horny TeaDon't make a decision, JazzMan >53211 is up next
>>55170
Now it is that they love large penises.
>>55170
No. Read post.
>Zan just puts her bottoms back on despite jizz in cunt
>Hot
>Walk around town with waifu in tow
>See a group talking
>Go over and talk with them
>Talking about the orcs the village trades with to the east
>Very well endowed women
>Boner is interested
>Say the orc women are connoisseurs of huge dick
>Sounds like a good place to meet an endowed guy
>Maybe magically endowed?
>Location added to quest map
>Continue leisurely walk around village
>Have a nice time with Zan, who is lightly blushing the whole time, though she seems oblivious
>Decision
>>55250Vote: Do we want them to be futa orc ladies?
>>55261
>>55261
No
>>55261
no
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>55261
How about, they use the same type of penis magic as us
So they aren't naturally futas, but can grow magical cocks when neededhopefully we can learn how to make one of the catgirls grow a magic cock
>>55261
yea
>>55261
Yes.
>>55261
Only if we can compensate with big boobies...
For balance...
Duh
>>55261
No
>>55309
This
>>55261
no
>>55261
no
>>55261
No
Ask Zan to gather enough supplies for at least a few days in the wild and then leave with her, heading towards the orc village. Walk behind her so that if something happens she's the first to suffer.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>55250
Cream Zan one more time for good measure then ask elder where magic is studied
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>55400
Lets go and prepare for the journey ahead to the orc village to see what its like. The trip might be perilous.
Forgot the dice roll.
>>55261
YES
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Look for a transportation so you do have to walk everywhere
For future reference, there is a guy with two functional cocks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/duplicates/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
I know, but it's worth the read. The guy's pretty much a cock mage.
>>55433
This
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>55400
You know, i was never a big fan of cat-girls, but orc women definitely turn me on
Lets start a big interracial harem by convincing all the tribes we are a sealed god of fertility.
>Rolling for james to fantasize about making himself an interracial harem as well as becoming a god of fertility.
>>55433
vote
>>55492
>That nose
How about our orcs just be dumb, green, muscle-girls?
>>55484
So, is he half Jew and half Catholic or just horrible freak of nature.
>>55433
>Sit in a secluded spot, cuddling Zan
>...
>Take another whiff of the tea
>DICK
>This time completely strip Zan
>Toss off your clothes
>Stick it in
>Feel your jizz in her
>Kinda weird
>Whatever
>Have her ride you
>Bust
>Clothes return to skin
>Zan's cheeks even warmer
>Decide to head to the Wisdom's place
>Knock
"Ah, James. And Kazzan. Come in, I was just about to make tea."
>Head in
>Sit
>Sip tea
>Ask Liagra about where to study magic
"Ah, well, in our villages the Wisdom teaches her successor the skills she will need to be Wisdom. Aside from that, I only know that in some human cities there are places called colleges that magical studies are conducted. I have a book from one somewhere..."
>She looks over her collection
"Ah, here."
>Hands you a book
>The Ties of Magic and the Mechanics of Focus, ed. 3
"I do not understand much of it myself. It would seem that the nature of magic is very complex, though I don't believe such things need explaining. What is, is."
>Crack book open
>A bunch of technical shit
>Vaguely get that most spells require focus
>Go figure
>Thank the Wisdom
>Head outside
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>55596
Pack up and head to Orc village. Kazzan is 1st companion. Monster harem begin
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>55596
Ask for directions to a human city with such a university, then wash self and Zan off in local spring, maybe some more action
>>55643
vot
>>55618
Liking it.
>>55664
Roll to upvote? I dunno
>>55590
What's the difference?
>>55669
It's already got the dice behind it.
>>55618
>Well, time to go
>Head to where the Wisdom said the supplies would be
>Plenty of shit
>Toss the packs on you and Zan
>Stop by Zan's place for some of her shit
>Start heading east
>Travel for a good day
>Night fall
>Set up camp
"... We have made good time, husband."
"..."
"... Husband? I must ask you something. You said you are a god of fertility... As such a god, surely you must mate with many women. Will... Will I still be your wife even if you do?"
>Think for a moment
>Pat Zan on the head
>She just stares patientlyHOW DEEP DOES THE WAIFUFAGGOTRY GO?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>55756
You are topwife. 1st of many. Leader of wives.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>55756
Of course Zan, you were the wife I chose first, and you will always be my favorite, regardless of how many hundreds of other women I fuck. Now suck my cocks
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>55756
It means you can fuck them WITH me.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>55756
Zan is the only wife
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>55756
You can be like the secretary for my harem.
>>55590
He's uncut twice, if that's what you're asking.
>>55776
"..."
"... As long as we are together."
>Give her a kiss on the forehead
>She seems...
>Happy
>Get comfy
>Plenty of gropes
>Dump another load in her
>Fall asleep
>Next day
>Continue travel
>Spot an outpost
>Approach
>Pair of orc ladies approach
"Halt! What are you cats doing here! It's not time to trade."
>They look at you
>Trade a look at each other
"Hrmph. I didn't think I'd see a human come out of the Gato's woods."
>Zan stares at them
>One of them grunts at her
"What's your business here?"Switching to orc ladies for a bit
>>55839
I'm here to fuck bitches and learn cock magic
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>55867
>>55839
Which one will lick my penis? He asks them both
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>55839
I wish to discuss something with your elder of the utmost importence
>rolling to talk to the orc leader and convince her of our cursed god status
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>55839
I'm a god of fertility seeking to expand my cock magic. (ask to see village elder or top magician)
Ooop. 9 wins
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>55839
Make obscene grunting sounds and jump around like a monkey
>>55895
God damnit
>>55895
Yes this
The rule is 1st to get 5 or up. Highest roll isnt winrar
>>55929
We need to speak their language. How can they understand us unless we speak idiot?
>>55929
It's not highest roll, buddy. It's first to 5+
>>55867
>Orc women laugh
"You, human? You're tiny! You couldn't satisfy the smallest of us."
>Damnit
"... My husband is a god of fertility. He could satisfy all of you."
>Orc chicks look at Zan
"Is that so? How about you show us what this god has to please us?"
>Zan nods
>Pulls down your pants
>Micropenis exposed
>Orc babes start laughing hard
"THAT is what a supposed god has!? Bwah! You small ones are funny!"
>Face feels on fire
>Zan looks at you
>Nods slightly
>Huh?
>Oh
>Focus
>Dick grows
>Orc ladies stop laughing
"He..."
"Yes."
>Trade looks again
>>55876
Good on you m8
>>55966
Gotta use chimp sounds to communicate with chimp tier creatures
>>55988
its a shame only we understand
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>55983
Bows the time to impress. Cast twincocks!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>55983
Cast double dick, then ask to see their leader.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>55983
Demand to see the elder and tell her about your quest to recaim godhood.
Offer blessing in exchange for a "bodyguard"
>>56002
Purrfect
>>54888
Aw jeez, I'm late, I was at work.
Nice to see jimmies getting rustled as fuck though.
I'm disappointed with one outcome, but pleased with another. We'll be fujoshits yet.
>>56090
I swear to fucking god roy I am going to ruin you if you do this.
>>56110
Please do...
>>56090
What can man do against such reckless faggotry?
>>56110
Umad?
>>56139
I'd say I'm a wee bit crucified, yes.
>>56002
>Focus a little harder
>One dick, two dick
>Stare down the orc women
>Demand to see the leader of the orcs
>They're just staring at your double dicks
>Tuck them away... for now
>Orc women snap out of their trance
"Hmph. Fine. Come with me. You stay here and keep watch. I'll be back."
>Other orc woman nods
>Leads you and Zan away
>Head into village
>Orc amazons everywhere
>Feel Zan's nails dig into your skin
>OW
>Give her a kiss on the head
>Content for now
>Reach a big ass tent
"Mistress Groth! There is a human male and his Mato woman here to see you. I believe you will want to talk with him."
>Loud ass roar
>Kinda scared
>Booming voice
"Send them in."
>Zan shivers
>Stares up at you
>Pat pat
>Head in
>Big muscled orc woman on a chair
>Made of bones and broken helmets
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
"Human! Mato! What do you want with me? SPEAK!"
>>56090
Since you missed out on your roll I'll let you decide: Should we go full magical realm and make all of the non-humans women, or keep the current system and have (possibly) some races be dudes with (possibly) big dongs?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>56173
Only boss battles have big dongs.
Also ask for her daughter as companion... oh yea magic
>>56173
Do you know how much effort I put into drawing that Orc? Like, 5 minutes.
I'm gonna see some bromance if I have to derail this thread to do it. However, I'm patient, I can wait until the dice gods favour me.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>56173
I am a god of fertility and I have ventured here in hopes of increasing my cock powers, have you any knowledge of where I may learn more? Demonstrate power
>>56190
Why is your roll not in bold?
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d10)
>>56173
I am a fallen god of fertility come here to offer you a chance to earn my favor by giving me hospitality and an offering of one of your kin as a wife to take with me on my re-ascension to god-hood! Remove your clothes and worship me as is your place!
>Cast pheromonal hypnosis
We use our COCKMANCY powers to realease powerful chemicals from our COCK to send nearby women into a frenzy of lust and COCKWORSHIP.
rolling 2 times, first to convince her of our godhood, second for casting pheromonal hypnosis
Rolled 87 (1d10)
>>56212
That's what is called "a blatantly fake roll"
>>56259
I figured as much, so then I got first 5+
A present for the thread.
>>56280
Did that guy bail? He hasn't said anything about it in this thread.
>>56280
>kennofags
Don't deny it nigga
>>56296
That or a nemii fag. all butthurt because we got zan instead of the other
>>56286
That's me. I'm literally so relentlessly buttblasted that I'm refusing to participate. Especially with the orc funposting now.
>>56296
That's a sensitive subject for me. I still plan to find a way to go back and win Kenno's heart.
>>56203
"Increasing your WHAT? Look here, you-"
>She grunts and opens her mouth as if to yell as you pull down pants
>Spots micro penis
>Uproarious laugh
>Kinda hurts your ears
>FOCUS
>Bigger dick and twin cock
>Stops laughing
>Eyes wide
"So that is what you mean. I've never seen this kind of sorcery. God, huh? I doubt it. BUT. With magic like that you'd make a good husband! Kelsh! Vaka!"
>Two orc women step from the shadows
>Startle you and Zan
>Zan clings to you
>Tuck dicks away
"Take the human to Nel'Van. Bring his mato girl to the children. They always delight in playing with them."
>Tell Groth that Zan will be staying with you
>She grunts
"You're in MY village, so you'll be doing what I say! Take them!"
>Orc guards pry you two apart
>Zan hisses at the one grabbing her
>Goes for a scratch
>Easily grabbed and dragged from the tent
>You're also pulled from the tent, out the back
>Not struggling, though, chick is way tougher than you
>Make it to another tent
>Smells funny
>Shoved in
>Orc guard explains something to pic related looking orc
"Haha, god? Just a talented human telling lies like humans do. Leave him here, I will mark him for marrage."
>Guard nods and leaves
"So, human. Believe you are divine, yes? Nel'Van will how you how weak you are."
>>56309
That's why you gotta funpost in retaliation, man.
Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d10)
>>56317
I marry who I choose, bitch. You won't get a taste of my power unless I will it. (use grow cock with greater focus)
>>56338
Fuck
Well, second roll was attempt to enhance spell
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>56317
This was a bad idea. Time to bust out the kung fu.
>We don't want no trouble.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>56317
Obey laws, but masturbate
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>56317
We tell Nel'Van we'll prove it. (cast double dick, take a whiff of the Horny Tea, and THEN cast cock growth for two mega dicks)
>>56345
Our fighting prowess hasn't been shown to be very great though.
>>56372
I say we do this
>>56362
Explain
>>56378
We just haven't been holding a baby or been near a ladder yet.
>>56382
Andwer all questions, follow all requests asked
We need to fight back
>>56418
From what i see he's pretty much a beta aside from his magic boosts
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>56418
Agreed. Rolling for our strength
>>56424
We could get lucky. That or some how learn new magic on the spot like my Chinese cartoons
>>56424
Why do you think humans are so good at surviving? We have wits. As long as you have your wits about you, you'll wreck that orc cunt
>>56424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wxwqtRgSk
>>56362
>>56392
"Strip."
>Well okay
>Remove clothes
>She DOESN'T laugh at your microdick
>Thank yourself
>Takes out various bowls filled with shit
>Puts some on her fingers and starts making marks on your body
>Kinda cold, but whatever
>Lights a weird looking candle
>Smell becomes stronger
"This ritual binds you to the essence of the orcs. You will die if you are away from any orc for too long. Once it is complete, you may try to run away. But the need will be to great. You will return, or you will die."
>Sweats
>Kinda scary
>Don't argue, though
"Of course, few men actually survive the ritual. Only the strongest live through it."
>WAIT WUT
"We will see if you are a god, then."
>She sits
>Begins chanting
>Tempted to try and stop her
>Marks begin to glow
>Feel a bit weak, like when you get up too fast
>Otherwise fine
>Start getting how
>VERY hot
>Sweat everywhere
>Marks don't smear
>Cool?
>Nel'Van stops chanting
>Marks stop glowing, all of them now a uniform purple color
>Rub them
>They don't come off
>O-okay
>She is breathing heavy
"That was... The most difficult binding I have ever done. Maybe... Maybe you are divine. But bound you are. You will have great need of an orc now, human."
>>56436
So far following custom and warping it to his own needs works. It worked on catgirl tribe
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>56460
ask her to suck our cock
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>56460
>check out Nel'Van
she must be named so that we can waifu her.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>56460
Rape the orc
>>56473
God dammit. She's going to pierce it with her fucking orc fangs by accident and we're going to bleed to death.
>>56473
Welp
>>56482
Nah. Itll shrink if he stops thinking happy thoughts or whatever
>>56473
Excellent... Say please?
>>56488
Wishful thinking.
>>56482
>implying orcs don't know how to give head and gently scrap your dick along their fangs for maximum pleasure
What are you? Stupid?
>>56473
"Witch cannot partake in men, small one. But it is good you seek pleasure from an orc. You will be used to make many children. Vaka!"
>Guard returns
>Looks you over
>Bit of a smirk on her face
"Take the human to be selected, an gather the clan."
"Yes, Nel'Van."
>Guard pulls out some rope
>Binds your hands
>This is unsettling
>Brings you to roughly center of encampment
>Big ass pole in the middle
>Ties you to it
>Butt ass naked
>A few orc women laugh
>Fucking micropenis
>Wait a bit
>Orc women start to gather
>Drinking ale and roughousing
>Barely covered bouncing titties and toned ass everywhere
>Nice
>Groth pushes her way through the crowd
"Warriors! A man is now available to be wed. He claims to be a god."
>Orcs laugh
"But! I have seen his power with my own eyes. He has been marked for marriage. As is tradition, the male may choose what kind of woman he wishes to wed, and those that of that kind will come forth and try to claim him."
>Looks at you
"Tell us, small one! What kind of orc woman shall you wed?"Fuck the captcha
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>56547
Just like last time. Blue hair forever
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>56547
Scan the crowd for the particularly strong/bold
If we are to be a god, then we will need some excellent security
>>56547
There's no right answer.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>56555
I don't want a harem of blue-haired, thats too samey
if roll is 18+ his roll is overruled
>>56588
You never had power m8
>>56593
Your just a cuck who wanted to let the orc women man-handle you, and now you want one of those trashy harems where all the waifus have a similar trait.
Your femdom fetishes and trashy tastes need to be wiped off the face of the earth,
Please an hero
>>56610
Im staying true to predetermined character traits. Im just better at roleplaying, which i never knew is a thing.
>>56610
If you don't like how this is going find another thread or make your own.
>>56569
Yeah, forget orcs if they're forcing us to always stay near them. Was against it before but now fuck this development.
>>56619
I think we're past that now buddy. We've been bound. We have to take an orc waifu now and keep her near. You can thank roy for this shit.
>>56555
Operation Blue Hair Harem is go!
>>56555
The dice and the trips have spoken
>Announce that you will marry only a woman with blue hair
>Orcs look confused
>Almost all of them have green, brown, or red hair, with mixes
>Hear a laugh from the back of the crowd
>Crowd parts
>Orc woman with a big ass sword and very little armor strides through
>Long blue hair in a single braid
>Dick approves
"Mistress! I am the kind of woman the human wants. I wish to claim him as my own."
>Groth grunts
"Very well, Aalna. Does anyone contest Aalna's claim?"
>No other orc woman says anything
"Then they are wed! Claim your husband."
>Aalna grins and cuts your bindings
>Before you can say a word she hefts you up and carries you into a tent
"Settle down and get comfortable, human."
>She leans in
"My sister guarding the forest outpost told me of your magics. I plan to make great use of them now."
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>56633
Double dicks and double penetrate!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>56643
I can't agree with this. Orc vaginas probably have fucking needles or something. I'm starting to develop a very real fear that we are going to have our dick sliced open and bleed to death. We need to fight and run.
>>56633
Question, does the orc need to be alive for the binding spell to work?
>>56624
Your welcome.
>>56651
My vote.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>56633
We need Zan. She gets to fuck them with us, remember?
He came to the village to score and gain magic. Now he has an irrational fear of orc vag?
>>56667
You don't know.
>>56643
My vote.
Orc women are used to mighty cocks. It goes without saying that we must also ensure that our size can adequately please our new blue-haired orc waifu.
>>56679
No, not of orc vaginas. Just an irrational fear of dying from blood loss do to a severe gash in his junk.
>>56708
Our hero has no reason to believe orcs have vag blades
>>56651
If orc vaginas are hazardous than this is a perfect opportunity to learn a Cock of Steel spell.
>>56713
No, but he is used to a micropenis. It is entirely plausible that he would develop a complex around having this much blood concentrated in one place when he is not used to it. Let me slowly morph James into a psychopath please.
>>56721
He hasnt passed out yet and its implied time between uses. So its not all rushed
>>56725
Vag blades confirmed. Run James Run.
>>56725
I only follow OPs lead. If he accepts i cant say anything.
>>56725
QM? Are we fucked?
>>56643
voting for this, they wouldn't have vag blades if they need us to procreate multiple times
>>56746
Yeah, but what if they're like spiders, or cats.
Wait...
>>56643
>This seems like a good time to use your dick magic
>Need I tell you what word I'm going to use?
>Hint
>It's fucking FOCUS
>Twin bigger dicks
"Hm. A husband with tricks. I certainly hope you have more."
>Tosses off her skimpy armor
>Grabs both of your dicks
>Squeezes them together a little
>Kinda uncomfortable
>Straddles you
>Plunges both cocks into her puss
>Obviously tight
>Insanely warm
"Mmph. Better than I had hoped. You chose well, human... What is your name, then? We are wed, there is no need to keep calling you 'human'."
>Tell her your name
"James. Strange. Well then, James, give me your semen so I may bare strong children for the clan!"
>Starts pounding you hard
>Holy fuck this is amazing
>Both cocks twitching
>Reach out and rub her clit
"Nngh!"
>She grips your hair
>Grunting crazy loud as you get fucked and drill into her nub
"Yes! YES! Ng... Nnn..."
>Her cunt squeezes the shit out of your dicks
>Herewego.jpg
>Paint her cunt white
>She screams
>Her juices start flowing
>Grip on your hair lessens
>She's panting
"A very good choice..."+200 EXP, 375/1000
>>56725
>>56735
Rolls don't mean shit unless I call for them.Guys, I have to be up earlier than usual tomorrow, so I'm calling it a night. I should be back on in 9 hours. As usual, for the drawfags, good quality fanart can earn you a choice ticket, good for one free decision without rolling or needing a vote.
Thanks for the thead OP
>>56772
Considering we didn't quite hit 300 replies on this thread, we can still use this one tomorrow so you shouldn't have to make a new one.
>>56772
Thanks mayne. Keep on doing God's work.
>>56772
My update to the summary:
After a very successful honeymoon that involved gloating and horny tea drinking, James heard of an Orc village to the west that had some knowledge on fine dicks. Thinking this might be his ticket to a monster dong, James foolishly ran right into a pair muscle-bound Orc ladies that once again took he and his waifu prisoner. The Orcs, all female, were left unimpressed at James’ small penis, and unconvinced by his godhood spiel. James submitted to their power, and the result was a binding ritual that ensured he could no longer live without an orc wife by his side. Events repeated eerily similarly to those of the Catgirl village, and James ended up continuing the theme of a blue-haired harem. Aalna, James newest wife, took her trophy and used it.
James now sits sore and bruised, wondering where his life went wrong...
Anything missing?
>>56878
tl:dr
>>56878
Oh please. He enjoyed it.
>>56878
I am sensing a bit of whiney bitch
>>55303
too late. OP has a marriage fetish.
As we close for the night, I'm going to assume my contributions earned me another tripcode coupon.
If so, I'm going to assume I'll be able to use it to make an event happen, in order to throw a bone in the works.
Despite my funposting, I do want to turn this into a functioning story, and I'm glad I got the Orc thing turned against me, it's what makes things fun.
Oh well. Good Night OP.
>>57131
Don't assume anything, shitlord.
>>57061Normal porn is okay, I guess, but knowing a couple is married just makes my dick able to cut diamonds. I'm just a freak, I guess.
>>57131
What >>57266 said.
Let's kick things back up starting with suggestion rolls for >>56772Also, if anyone can suggest where I can find more pics of orc women, that'd be great.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>57684
I would like to request that we see our first wife, Kazzan to make sure she's okay. We haven't caused any trouble, surely Aalna would be willing to grant us this request.hopefully this rolls well since we're prolly gonna be slow until people wake up/realize thread is going hot again
>>57714
Since there's no one else posting I'll just go with it.
"First wife? What, the Mato girl you came to the camp with?"
>She snorts
"Why not? I didn't see her anyway. Let's see the tiny thing that thinks she'll be sharing you. Where was she taken?"
>Tell her
"Haha! The whelps? She's lucky if they haven't torn off her ears or pulled out her tail. The young ones are rough with the Matos."
>A little worried
>Grab some clothes
>Head into the camp
>New wife shooting smirks at the other women
>Standing very close to you, obviously being possessive
>Make it to the where the kids are
>A bunch little orc girls sitting around Zan
>She looks up
>Stares at you
>Looks at Aalna
>Tilts head at you
>Shrug
>Aalna looks a bit unnerved
>Ask what's wrong
"I've never seen the whelps this calm before..."
>Whatever
>Head over to Zan
>Hug her
"... Husband, are you harmed? What are these..."
>She traces the marks
>Tell her what happened
"... So you have another wife now..."
>Holds on to your arm
"... Please don't forget about me, husband."
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>57792
Commemorate the meeting of your new wives by fucking both of them, right here and now.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>57792
Re-assure her that the promise we made earlier is one we intend on keeping.
>>57792
(Good morning OP)
>>57799
Gonna use my powers as QM to ignore this one as we're currently in front of a large group of children.Srsly, any other time bro
>>57806
>She give you a peck on the lips
"... Thank you."
"Alright, that's enough of that!"
>Aalna lifts you up and tosses you over her shoulder
>Damn she strong
>She leans down to Zan
"Listen here, Mato. James is my husband now, hear? I'll bring him where I want, I'll mate with him where I want, and you aren't going to do anything about it. You can stick around and be his little pet to keep him warm at night when I'm not in my tent. Got it?"
>Aw, fug
"... Husband is a god. He needs to continue his journey to be unsealed. We will leave soon."
"Ha! Then enjoy watching "your" husband wither and die from not having an orc around. He is bound to my people!"
"..."
>Get the feeling that Zan is staring again
>Try to twist around
>Aalna grunts and sets you down
>Zan is, in fact, staring at you
>Shrug
>>57860
Lol why even have rules if you're gonna selectively ignore them m8
Fuck off
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>57860
Try and establish your dominance. Let this bitch know you aren't taking her shit and Zan is more important than her.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>57860
Insist that you are a God, and that this journey is vital to your wellbeing. If we stay in the orc village we will eventually erode our human form and ultimately die, however our earthly husk now requires the presence of an orc so she must come with us in order to keep you alive.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>57860
Focus. Cock increase. Dont flash it. Use it for confidence boost and demand to speak to both wives in private.
>>57867
Oi, I haven't done anything like that in over 750 fucking posts. Remember that the rules are at my discretion.