Greentext Quest 3: A Waifu For All
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Want to argue over hair color, try to force your own favorite monstergirl to be a waifu, and generally dick around? Then you're one of us.
First thread (archived): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40442/
Previous thread: >>51460
Pastebin with most of story: http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKX
In the last thread:
After a very successful honeymoon that involved gloating and horny tea drinking, James heard of an Orc village to the east that had some knowledge on fine dicks. Thinking this might be his ticket to a monster dong, James foolishly ran right into a pair muscle-bound Orc ladies that once again took he and his waifu prisoner.
The Orcs, all female, were left unimpressed at James’ small penis, and unconvinced by his godhood spiel. James submitted to their power, and the result was a binding ritual that ensured he could no longer live without an orc wife by his side. Events repeated eerily similarly to those of the Catgirl village, and James ended up continuing the theme of a blue-haired harem. Aalna, James' newest wife, took her trophy and used it.
Collecting both his wives, James then said farewell to the Orc Village under the guise of scouting out potential future enemies. During his time there he had learnt to increase his Phallis to 1 foot in length, and make it prehensile. One step close to becoming some lovecraftian horror. In classic fashion, he was accosted by a single scout, an Elf this time, who, like the others, was also female.
And so he was brought to the Elf Kingdom, where he attempted to meet the leader, but this time he was kept waiting. Patience didn’t suit James, who was an ornery fellow, and he left to wander the city alone. He met an Librarian Elf, who meekly ran away after his conservative request of getting some elven food together, and returned to his small harem defeated.
tl;dr
>Leave cat village
>Run into buff orc babes
>Magic happens
>Literally can't live without an orc now
>Take blue haired orc waifu, Aalna
>Leave orc village
>A wild elf appears!
>Now in elf city
>Tentadick happens in there somewhere
Stats:
EXP GAINED: 475
EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 525 (475/1000)
LEVEL: 1
CLASS: Cock Mage
SKILLS: None
SPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin Dick, TentadickIf you want to make a choice for the character, state what you want to do and roll 1d10 (dice+1d10). The first post that rolled a 5 or higher will be used, UNLESS a specific post gets voted as the choice. A post won't be considered popular enough to be considered unless it has a MINIMUM of four votes. Note that having multiple posts saying the same thing doesn't count as a vote for an action. Remember that all choices are, ultimately, up to QM discretion.
>Well, no point in sitting around
>Time to go search for another blue haired babe
>Zan wants to come along
>Aalna stays
>Scoping out chicks in elven city
>Plenty give you harsh looks
>Others are polite and smile a little or wave
>Zan on your arm, staring at everything
>Tugging your arm when she sees an elf she thinks is cute
>Plenty of great choices
>No blue hairs, though
>Wtf?
>Myriad of colors
>Blonde, red, brown, black, green, pink, white, silver... but no blue!
>Wtf
>Honestly feeling a little upset
>Betrayed by some force only barely greater than you who is preventing this
>Probably some dick
>Decide to let off steam
>Find a spot away from the elves, hoes seem like prudes
>Give Zan a good dicking
>Back on the prowl
>Still nothing
>Disappointed
>Back to the waiting zone, you guess
>Hear yelling as you approach
>Dafuk
>See Aalna and a triad of elves
>Aalna is the one yelling
>Shocker
>Two elves have bows trained on Aalna
>Third is a tall, milky skinned, flowing black haired chick
"You can't just say no! We were waiting all day, and we're seeing the queen! Just because you damned elves have some bullshit rules about being prissy or whatever doesn't mean I can't break my way in."
"I assure you, brute, we can prevent you from getting anywhere near the queen. Your filthy hide should have been kept away in the first place, but mistakes are made."
"Fucking bitch, I'll..."
>Woah woah woah hol up hoes
>Aalna turns to you
"James! This skinny cunt here just told me that we're not going to be allowed to see the queen."
>Ask said skinny cunt
"That is correct, human. The queen leads her people well, and she has many important matters to attend to. She will not see you simply because you have delusions of grandure."
"She keeps saying smartsy shit like that and it's pissing me off!"
>Well damnit it all
>Tell Aalna to btfo, you got this
>She crosses her arms and nods, muttering to herself
>Zan watching quietly from your arm, staring at everyone like she does
>Hm
>How will you deal with this clusterfuck?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
Use Your Tentadick to knock out the guards and find the queen in the building
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>65586
This is a matter of importance, implore them to request we be allowed a small meeting with her, or else our entire journey will have been for naught.
On a separate note, pastebin has caught up to this thread.
>>65589
This.
>>65586
Let it go, we don't actually need to meet the queen. Let's find someone who know something about magic or that's not so pure they'll not understand what we're looking for.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>65586
Go to a main hotspot and cast a ruckus with magic unless you aren't allowed to see the Queen.
>>65589
>Only one way for you to deal with a clusterfuck
>YOUR DICK
>Cast Tentadick
>Loudly slap the guards with bows to the ground
>Black haired cunt look absolutely horrified
>Knock her ass out, too
>Aalna laughing
"Perfect! It's what they deserve!"
>Feel Zan's nails dig into your arm
"... Husband, I don't want us to hurt the elves..."
"Oh, who cares! Let's just go and meet this queen!"
>Agreed
>Head to the palace
>Stride in, trying to act confident
>No one stops you
>Get into palace
>Place, like everything else, is huge
>Pretty shit everywhere
>No idea where queen might be
>Aalna and Zan just as lost as you travel around
>Starting to get nervous, hoes you knocked out could wake up at any time
>Spot a familiar face
>It's Nellia, the museum chick
>Get her attention
"Oh! Hello again James."
>Her face turns a little pink
>Zan tugging at your shirt
>Staring hard at Nellia
"... Pretty..."
>Ask Nellia about queen
"Oh, you're going to see the queen as well? That is interesting! I am going to provide some information on an artifact she has brought out from her vault. In fact, it... Ah, I am not supposed to talk about specifics. Still, a meeting between the queen an a human will be the talk of the city! Not to mention a mato and an orc being here as well!"
>Aalna snorts
"Smart ass elf..."
"Hm? What was that?"
>Elf looks cheerily at Aalna
>Aalna blinks and looks away, crossing her arms
"Nothing. James, let's go. She's going to meet the queen. She can guide us."
"Oh, you need a guide? Certainly. Right this way."
>Start following her
>Big ass double door
>Opened by guards
>Head in
>Queen on an ornate throne
>Sitting with an apparent grace, flowing white hair and finely woven robes, a circlet of leaves on her head
>Stunning
"Nellia. Who are these three?"
>Nellia bows
"These are James, and his orc and mato companions..."
>Provide names
"... Kazzan and Aalna. They are here... I do not know why they are here, my queen."
"I have not accepted an audience with a human, mato, or orc."
"Oh, no my queen?"
>Nellia looks at you, obviously confused
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>65740
Tell her that we are a god of fertility.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>65740
"Yes, we figured the paperwork has been lost somewhere on the way."
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>65740
Time to make our case. We are the God of fertility, recently awoken and are currently trying to make our holy passage to the mountains to regain our lost powers. Unfortunately we have been asleep for a long time, so we're requesting the aid of the queen to enlarge our wealth of cock related spells. If she could help us we would be deeply grateful and indebted to her.
Oh! GTop is back!
>>65754
>>65764
>Queen looks at you like you just shit on a plate and tried to serve it to her
"Perhaps I have misheard you. Do you intend for me to believe you are a god, of fertility no less, and that you wish for my help in learning penis magic?"
>Basically
>Nellia is beet red
>What? Is your dick out?
>No
"Guards!"
>Tons of guards appear
>Not a good sign
"Take this human and his companions to the dungeons. They are to be executed for speaking to me in such a way."
>WHAT
>Guards pull bows and swords
>Zan clings to you harder, Aalna looks ready to fight
>>65831
Yep. What's up?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>65846
Unleash the acockalypse and make your escape.
>>65871
But she has white hair, anon.
>>65871
Nah, we've already damaged our reputation enough here, clean getaway seems like the best option.
>>65882
Agreed.
>>65896
Considering she refused to see us and thinks our request ridiculous enough to put us to death simply for asking it I doubt we'll get her support.
>>65909
I think she doubts we have said phallimancy
>>65930
I suppose that's a possibility, but I'd personally rather not risk it. Cock magic seems fairly unique to us somehow.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>65846
Take the nerd hostage.
>>65855
>This looks like a job for TENTADICKx4
>Tug at pants
"He's going for a weapon! Fire!"
>Pants not even half down
>FUG
>*Thwip*
>Hold on to Zan
>Final embrace
>*thud* *thud* *thud*
>Wat
>Look
>Blue field surrounding you
>Nellia's arm is out
>Seems to be casting some kind of forcefield
>Pull up pants
"Nellia! What are you doing?"
>Queen is standing now
"Oh, ah... My, my queen... I don't think they should be executed. His request was certainly lewd, but... In the Second Era Siandris was approached by a male that-"
"I do not care about the decisions of dead queens! You are not in my council, and I will not let one of a lesser race mock my intelligence and integrity. He and his acolytes die."
"B-But my queen..."
"You die with them for questioning my authority so blatantly and boldly. Now, with whatever loyalty you have left, dispel that shield and accept your fate."
>Nellia looks over at you
>Obviously unsure of what to do
>Zan clutching on to you, frightened
>Aalna looks over at you
"James, we need to get out of here."
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>65985
Sounds like Nellia needs to come with us if she (and subsequently we) plan on living. Make tracks pal.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>65985
You lose control out of your powers. Survival overtakes you. Your dick fires a large cum cannon against the wall and breaches it
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>65985
You learn a new cock magic and your cum causes invisibility
>>65999
>Fuck it, we gotta move
>Push Zan off of you and tell Aalna to pick her up
>Grab Nellia's wrist
>We gotta go
>Looks very scared
>Looks to queen
>Icy bitch just glares back like she'll be listened to
>Back to you
>Nods
>Widens her hand and the forcefield expands quickly before fading
>Guards tossed everywhere
>BOLT
>Running like a mofo
>Winding through halls, servants looking surprised, guards shouting
>Nellia shouts directions as we go
>Make it outside
>Here's black haired pale bitch
"You!"
>No fucking time
>Keep going
>Knock right into her, stumble but don't fall
>Yelling
>Vision goes black
>Blink
>Everything's good
>Just keep running
>Pursuit behind you
>Make it out of grove
>They're still behind you
>Fug, back at the plains
>It's just tall ass grass!
>Panicking
>Everyone looking to you
>Being the alpha is hard
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>66043
MAGIC TREE GROWING CUM
>>66050
Cant argue with that
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>66043
>not carrying zan in your arms
do you even waifufag?
Is there any way Aalna can summon orcs to assist us? Blow a horn or something to that effect?
>>66069
Not that we know of
>>66050
>God's spunk brings forth Yggdrassil
Human cock is best wood elf
>>66050
Roll 1d20 for effect
1-5: Nothing happens
6-10: Cum makes small sapling with one dick shaped fruit
11-15: Cum makes medium tree with long, dick-like branches
16-20: Cum makes huge self-moving tree with bending limbs and dick-fruit at the ends
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>66091
>>66098
Nice
>>66098
Neat.
>>66098
I meant u8HC. If someone tries for a magic effect they roll the dice.
Fug
>>66114
>inb4 he rolls a 1
welp, rules are rules
>>66114
shit, odds are against us now
>implying he comes back
I feel like I keep missing all the major developments now.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>66139
Well fuck me
>>66148
Whelp
>>66148
that's a weird d20
>>66148
>rolls 1d10
>>66148
You're supposed to roll 1d20, not a d10
>>66161
GOD DAMN
What if we eat the dick shaped fruit on the sapling? Power up maybe?
>>66161
>Getting desperate
>Time to rely on good ole dick magic
>Whip out micropenis
>Start jerking
"What in Gaia's name are you doing!?"
>Nellia is staring, face burning red
"... Husband, is now the time to be playing with yourself?"
>You're using magic
"How is magic that only works on your dick going to help us here?"
>Aalna, your lack of faith is disturbing
>Kinda hard to bust like this now that you're so used to pussy
>Guards getting closer
>Just like you
>Focus hard on cum, not dick
>Bust
>Jizz lands on ground
>Very quickly, a sprout grows and becomes a sapling about 5ft tall
>Dick shaped fruit on tree
>Huh
>Tuck dick back once more
>Well that solved nothing
>Probably
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66189
Eat the dick fruit to power up.
>>66161
Shit, I was kinda hyped for big tree monster
>>66206
Same
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>66189
Divert their attention to the dick tree by a kamikaze attack by the dick tree
>>66214
What's done is done, no point in making the guy feel bad.I might use my ticket on it once we're in the clear with the elves.
I was about to ask about the tree's gender.
>>66161
That may avoid us a complicated situation of tree fucking in front of elves.
>no fondling underage saplings
>>66239
I would assume the tree would be genderless since it isn't sentient, merely a manifestation of our will, like an ent thing in lord of the rings but without free will or consciousness/
>>66227Go for it
>>66196
>Pluck fruit
>Sapling withers away
>Huh
>Might as well take a bite
>GAY
>Tastes good, though, like a green apple mixed with watermelon
>Warmth spreading through you
>Feel a tingling in dick
>Oh boy, what's happening?
Anyone roll 1d20
1-4: Dick is gone, becomes vagina
5-8: Dick grows to average sizepermanently
9-12: Dick gets hard, grows to average size, and you are overcome with lust.
13-16: Dick grows to large sizespell power increase, can't cast cock growth
17-20: Dick grows to huge sizespell power increase, can't cast cock growth
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>66256
h-here I go
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>66256
Oh boy
Rolled 15 (1d20)
No whammy no whammy no whammy
>>66268
Danger averted
>>66256
>Sapling withers away
Did the elves saw our little trick? They may reconsider our deity if our fertility concerns their kind of lust.
>>66286
These elves don't do anything with trees.
>>66262
>Feel dick grow way bigger than normal
>Drop pants
>Let's do this shit
>Tentadick+twin cock
>Feel a power surge
>Dick splits into three
>Elongate, split into six
>SIX MASSIVE SCHLONG-TENTACLES
>Nellia passes out
>Aalna is just staring, mouth agape
>Damn tempting
>Zan is starting, larger smile on her face than usual
>Guess it's time for a cockfight
>Guards come into view
"What in Gaia's name is that!?"
"Shoot it!"
>Oh right they have bows
>*thwip*
>Knock them out of the air
>Hell yeah
>Advance on elf chicks
>Some bolt
>Most stay, pulling out swords
"For Gaia and the queen!"
>Naw girls
>Knock swords from hands
>Grabbed up with dicks
>Some throw up
>Miss dick, luckily
>Toss them back into the grove, smack some around
>Full on retreat
>Phew, that was tough
>No calming this beast down
>Time to plow the waifus
>Six dicks, one in each hole for each waifu
>Dick is thick enough it fits Aalna
>Nice
>Spew a massive loads in them
>Spent
>Fruit effect wears off
>So do spells
>Pull back up pants and sit, very tired+250 EXP, 625/1000
>>66299
If that's so, they're the worst elves ever(TM)
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>66309
Alright, try to grow another tree. I'll roll a twenty post after if this is the winner.
>>66309
I like Nellia.Her reaction to dick magic makes me laugh
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>66325
Oh bugger it. Using my ticket cuz I really like the idea.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>66309
Take some rest
>>66336
Yeah, this.
>>66336
>Now seems like a good time to rest
>Right here
>On the fucking ground
>Sleep
>Some time later
>Wake up in a bedroll
>Huh?
>In a small camp, fire is going
>This is a soft pillow
>Don't remember having a pillow, though
>Look
>Oh, they're legs
"... Husband. You are awake"
>Soft kitty legs
>Give them a kiss
>Look up at Zan
>Smiling down at you
>Gosh she's cute
>Sit up
>Aalna is sitting close by, tending the fire
"That was an impressive fight and an even more impressive mating. I hope you can make more of those trees in the future."
>Zan gives you a kiss on the forehead
"... It was fun."
>Hm?
>Nellia across from you
>Say hi
"Oh, ah, hello again James. I'm glad to see you're... alright. Ah, um... I am most likely not going to be able to return home, nor to any elven city again. Your... Wives have told me about your quest, and I would like to accompany you. If you are truly a god then this will be a moments event in history! T-Though your magics are rather lewd, I believe I can put up with them in order to be a part of this. Ah, so long as you don't do what you did to those guards too often. That was a bit much."
>Hm
>Companion that isn't married to you?
>Also not entirely craving of your dick?
>Not sure
>Hella cute and hella smart, though
>Decisions
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>66378
Seduce her too.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>66388
Do it
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>66378
Allow her to accompany us, we'll win her over during the course of our journey through constant lewdness of course.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>66396
Rollan 4u
>>66388
I'll just vote for this
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>66378
I wanna say make nellia some of the horny tea, but is that too date rapey?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
Ask Nellia about blue haired women in elven city
>>66388
we needs the elf waifu
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66378
Seduce her with our godly charm
>>66418
We couldn't find a single one anon, seems like a fruitless endeavor.
>>66396
this
>>66418
Oh thank gooood
>>66223
I think the only thing to worry about is jizzing onto the ground. As long as the spunk doesn't drip out of her snatch and onto dirt or grass, I think we'll be okay.
>>66388
I'll swap to this, no need to quiz Nellia about what we already know
>>66473
Yes but we probably won't be returning to the city anyways given our exit. Why bother asking then?
>>66482
Because you are a god who demands of his subjects
>>66388
>Get up and sit by Nellia
>She awkwardly smiles at you
>You'd be glad to have her aboard
>Someone with knowledge of history and the arcane, not to mention being able to create force fields, would be a valuable asset
"Oh, well, thank you very much! It took many years of study, as well as practicing my craft to understand how magic works, but it was very rewarding. It will be amazing to go into the world and witness history firsthand!"
>Absolutely!
>Plus...
>Move a stray hair from her face
>Scoot just a little closer
>She blinks
>You're very lovely
>Lean in closer, sliding hand over cheek
"O-oh, well, t-thank you..."
>Flushed
>Lean further
>Pull her gently closer
>Her breathing hitches
>Kiss her
>Feel her hand on your leg
>Long, deep kiss
>Break it off
>She blinks at you
"I... I..."
>Be one of my wives. I'll make you happy, and you'll be by my side even after everything is over
>You'll have my love...
>Gesture to Aalna and Zan
>And their love.
>She looks at them
>Zan nods a lot
>After a moment Aalna nods too
>Looks back to you
>Another kiss
"Will we need to... Are there specific human rituals, ah... Elven tradition says... Mn... Y-Yes. I will be your wife."
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>66488
She has to partake in a foursome
That is the human ritual.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>66488
Cue the Staples button.
Celebrate with dickings before retiring for the night. We need to be well rested to continue our journey tomorrow.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>66488
Explore and get attacked by a blue slimegirl
>>66189
desu you should have just used the first roll that came but whatever
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>66488
That was fast.
Of course, getting a new wife makes you learn a new spell
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>66488
Suggest to do it the elven way: we hug a tree together.
>>66501
It's up to QM, don't worry about it.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>66488
>dick her and hair becomes blue
>>66510
ye QM just picks what he wants
rolling doesn't actually do anything unless he asks for it
>>66523
First to get 5 or higher wins
>>66510
Yes, everything is 'technically' up to the QM
But I'm still allowed to have an opinion and think that he should have just taken the first d20, so your response is completely worthless and pointless.
It doesn't matter WHO rolls, just that there is a roll for the result.
>>66531
Except it did matter who rolled since that was usually how it was handled. Since you're aware that it's up to QM's discretion, bickering about it is actually worthless and pointless.
>>66531
He's had the person that attempted the magic roll the d20 in all 3 threads. Consistency is what matters.
Less discussion, more sexy times
>>66559
It's all in the OP anyways. I'm just gonna shut my pie hole till we get more green and need a prompt.
>>66565
The rule is first to 5 or the popular suggestion with 4 or more votes. That suggestion got the votes. Read the op post.
>>66547
>>66552
The result is the only thing that matters. If a roll is needed, it doesn't matter one tiny iota who makes the roll.
The "Consistency" argument uses the Appeal to Tradition fallacy - simply because it's how it's been done doesn't mean that it's in any way right, or the best way of doing things. In fact, whenever we wait for a specific person to roll, we end up waiting for a ridiculous amount of time because of said person not fully paying attention to the thread. It goes without saying, then, that for the sake of speed and efficiency, that we should merely take the first roll presented when one is needed.
>>66565
The 5 was "blue hair herpderp", which ended problematic as discussed at the end of last thread.
>>66587
It's not an appeal to tradition in this case. It's a rule laid out by the QM in previous threads. It gives a sense of contribution to the roller. Think tabletop games, you don't role a perception check for your party member because that would be stupid.
>>66498
>Take her hand
>Lead her to the tent
>Flash a smile at Zan and Aalna
>They get up and follow
>Slowly strip Nellia, planting small kisses on her skin as you do
>Other girls strip down too
>Pull off your clothes, lay Nellia down
>Start eating her out, fingering too
>Zan is sucking her breasts
>Aalna flashes you a fierce smile and puts her cunt in Nellia's face
>Can't see what she's doing but Aalna is moaning so it must be nice
>Dick time
>Cock growth it up
>Slip it in
>Holy shit
>Feels amazing, nice and warm
>Pump into her
>Hear her moan
>Motion Zan over and start fingering her while you plow
>Time to seal the deal
>Elven creampie
>Sweet
>Nellia is gripping Aalna's legs
>Loud orc grunts and moans
>Yell
>Aalna cums
>Fuckin' hot
>Curl up with three wives
>Sleep
>Next day
>Packing up camp
>>66587
Alright, I'll leave it up to a vote. Do we want it to be anyone rolls for a magical effect?Be sure to post your commands with this too if you're going to make one.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>66616
go south
>Do we want it to be anyone rolls for a magical effect
yes, would prevent shitstorms.
>>66616
first roll to respond is fine, but arguing about it is just wasting posts. I'll stick with whatever the majority is on that issue to close it out an be done with it more quickly. That said;
Not much to suggest. We're still heading for the shrine, so let's travel and make good time.
>>66616
YES
>>66616
I'm sure you already know my vote - First roll when needed.
>Ask the nerdy one what settlements of other races might be nearby
>>66631
and my roll since I'm retarded
>>66616
Keep doing things the way you have been,otherwise the thread will become littered with people attempting d20s everytime we need one.
>>66616
Find a blue slime girl
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>66637
I forgot to roll with that, too.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66640
not a word
>>66616
Do we not get exp for getting a new wife??
>>66637
"Well, there is the shrine. There is a large fountain there that a group of slimes lives in.For those wanting a slime girl waifu. OP roll of 1 slimes are male, 2 all are femaleIt is a sacred place for them as well as other races, as the water is pure there. It keeps them healthy. Aside from that, there are only the goblin dens in the mountains."
>Alright
>Better continue to shrine, then
>A good day's travel
>Enjoy hot 4ways with wives
>Give Nellia some sweet dick magic
>Finally reach the shrine
>Feel... weird here.
>Statues of vaguely human and monster-like dieties you would guess
>Nellia babbles about them, you only half listen
>Place is nice, if dusty and old
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>66693
Like a genius I forgot to roll
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>66693
See if we can find our likeness in any of the statues, maybe find a scribe or priest or someone knowledgable about all the Gods and inquire about ourselves without revealing our identity. If we can't do either of those, head to the sli-
>all males
nevermind, we'll move to the mountains.
>>66701
My dreams of slime waifu, shattered like frail glass.
>>66701
NOOOO MY SLIME WAIFU DREAMS ARE DEAD!
>>66701
FUCK YOU ;_;
>>66701
but slimes are slimes
how can you say they're male or female?
>>66693
>Male slimes
But they're slimes, they change shape! And they're made of slime! I would think they'd reproduce asexually or something. Or have hermaphroditic traits that aren't outwardly visible at all.
I blame the anon who wanted each species to be of one gender and thus triggered the condition of rolling for gender.
>>66749
Just be glad his roll didn't result in an orc fuccboi in our waifu squad anon.
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>66717
>>66721
>>66704
>>66706
>>66708
>>66715
>>66717
>>66721Okay, I'll level with you guys since this is waifu quest. The choice to have the rolls for monster genders was made because of some shit with the choice tickets, which really wasn't the intent of them. Do we want to make it magical realm and have all monster girls?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66693
ask our followers to make a tiny cairn for us.
>>66756
Yup
>>66755
Fucking roy
>>66756
M O N S T E R G I R L S
Yes please
>>66756
Yes please.
>>66756
Yes please. Slimes need love too.
>>66756
I'm fair game with either both genders or all girls, that way regardless of choice we can still potentially waifu one girl per species and if there's males too, bro up with somebody as well and learn dick magic from the dicks and mating rituals of two-gendered species
>>66756
G
I
R G
L I
M O N S T E R
N L
L S
Y
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>66817
Well, fuck my shit up
>>66794
This sounds nice.
>>66780 (and more)
Done.
>>66704
>Looking at the statues
>Humans, monsters, wtf is that one
>Huh
>One is of what looks like a guy
>Babes at his feet
>Face has been weathered away
>Compelled to touch the statue...
>Warm glow fills you when you touch it
>Blink
>It's gone
>Huh
>Go looking around for a priest or some shit
>Not a one to be found
>Where are the people, anyway?
>Ask Nellia
"Well, this shrine is common ground for humans and monsters. However, not many species or human groups are willing to meet on such common ground, so they avoid it altogether. We may easily be the only ones here in months."
>Well damn
>Ask about the statue
"I'm... not sure. It must be a human god, though there appear to be monsters at its feet as well. I can only identify... Ah, there. Mother Gaia."
>Points to goddess statue
>Not an elf, rather just a very curvy lady
>You'd tap that
>If it wasn't a statue
>Might as well see the slimes now
>Look around
>Find big ass fountain
>This must be it
>Where the slimes at, though?
>Shrug
>Water is pure, right?
>Head over
>Take a drink
>Man, this is good
>Girls drink, too
>Take a moment to relax
>Hear something
>Turn around
>OH FUCK
>Tons of slimy ladies at the edge of the fountain
"Hello travelers!"
"Hello!" "Travelers!" "Greetings!"
"Welcome to the shrine of the gods."
"Welcome!" "Visitors are nice." "Stay a while."Slimeposting time.Gotta head to work, guys. I'll be back in 6-7 hours.
>>66794
This.
If Humans are the only specie with males, it'll suck to learn dick tricks.
Oh, wait, there was a magic university in the Human city, right?
It's in magic student parties that we'll learn dick tricks. There is alcohol in this universe, we saw orcs drink beer. We'll be popular.
>Beer chugging dick spell.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66948
Considering our virility, we should have an easy enough time getting a slime to come with us so we can focus on that after we try and get some information from them. Introduce yourself and your party, see if they know anything about the Gods here. long shot but you never know.
On a separate note, should we have some sort of ceremony for nellia? She mentioned something about elf tradition, I feel slightly bad for basically eloping with her.
>>66968
I thought she was asking if there was some sort of human tradition in regards to marriage.
>>67057
>"Will we need to... Are there specific human rituals, ah... Elven tradition says... Mn... Y-Yes. I will be your wife."
Both actually. Despite my pushing for keeping our firstborn I feel like james isn't very traditional but I'd like to hear what the elven tradition was in case we can abide by it.
>>67073
Ah I see, yeah, I'm actually kind of curious about it myself now too.
In an effort to stimulate some conversation, what waifus do you think we should shoot for after slime?
>>67772
Track down that Human college, see if we can get any information on the weird statue we ran into while also giving the college such a crazy wild orgy fueled visit that they create a holiday in remembrance
>>67772
I'm all for getting a harpy waifu
>>67810
I am down with this, so long as we don't do the 'birdbrain' archetype.
>>67772
I'm still holding out on a Dullahan. If we get a chance, dragongirls are also a favorite of mine.
>>67772
Some undead. A lich or wight.
>>67818
Well, we can probably roll for it next time. No rush from the looks of things.
>>67823
I haven't looked at Kenkou Cross in a while. Think we can find some monkey-women?
>>67814
Not bird-brained, but scatterbrained would suit a harpy waifu
>>67950
Monkey women you say?
>>67955
You have my support.
>>67961
If not monkey, how about panda?
>>67998
You misunderstand, I support monkeywaifu.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>66948
Smile, introduce your party, ask them if they're to thank for the delicious water.
>>67810
Could work up in the mountains
>>66968
"You have three wives?"
"That sounds fun!" "Elves have husbands?" "Being married must be a lot of work..."
>Bring up the gods
"The gods?"
"Human gods?" "They're scary!" "Strong."
"There's only one goddess, anyway."
"The great one!" "So pure..." "Life giving."
>Wut
>NELLIA
"Oh, the slimes believe in the Great Mother, the first slime. They say that the Great Mother was of pure water, and nothing could corrupt her. When her children were on the brink of death she gave up herself to purify them."
"Yes!"
"Love the Great Mother." "She is life!" "We are pure through her."
>Huh, that's cool you guess
"Now you are one with the Great Mother, too!"
"Joined!" "We are kin!" "Brother and sisters!"
>Huh, that's-
>WAIT WUT
>Ask what they mean
"The fountain water is the Great Mother!"
"She lives on!" "We are with her." "She purifies you, too."
>Oh, more myth shit
>Pretty interesting, though
>At least they're not cultists or anything
"You."
"You." "You." "Brother."
>All of the slimes are looking at you
>Wives turn to you too
>Sweats
>Y-yeah?
"You are close to the Great Mother"
"Great Brother?" "More pure." "Greatness."
>Uh...
>Wives seem a little startled
>You are too, actually
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>69796
jizz in the great mother, to impregnate all of slime-kind
>>69820
I fucking lol'd
>>69820
Hey our jizz is pure. So uh, ya know. It's all good
>>69820
>Time to make this Great Mother an even GREATER mother
>Whip out dick
>Just a little bigger...
>Start wanking over fountain
>Aalna rolls her eyes
>Zan giggles
>Nellia looks surprised
>Slime girls kinda... jiggle
>Smile on their faces, though
"Great Brother gives!"
"He gives!" "Together?" "For Great Mother!"
>Slime chicks gather close to you
>Grab on to you
>Pull you closer to the pool
>Stumble over edge
>FUG
>FALLING
>...
>Don't fall in
>Slime girls are holding you at the edge
>Slime "hands" all over your crotch
"We will help!"
"Help Great Brother." "Great Mother will be pleased." "Fun~"
>Slime working on your cock
>Really weird and REALLY amazing
>Slime squirming all over you, just enough pressure to feel them milking your dick
>Can't hold it
>Jizz into fountain
>*Plip*
>Jizz sinks rapidly
>Water seems to blink white for a second
>Uh...
>Neither slimes nor wives seem to see that
>Deposited back at the edge of fountain
>Pull up pants
>Not a trace of slime on you
>Feel a little cleaner, actually
"... Mmn. Nothing interesting."
"Ha! You seemed to enjoy that. Maybe I should manhandle you more."
"Oh, goodness..."
>Just smile at wivesAlright, sorry for so little, but I'm going to go get wasted with my friends. See you fucks tomorrow.
Remember, drawfags: Make fanart and get a choice ticket.
>>70009GOOD fanart
>>70039
Take it easy man. Don't get TOO hammered.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>70009
Also I'm totally gonna roll and see if we can get a sudden monkey waifu who has been spying on us. maybe we can snag two great girls at once?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>70009
Look accusingly at our wives "Are you not going to give something to the Great Mother?"
Lure them into a slime girl orgy
>>70090
Welp, no kinky-monkey for us. Incidentally G.top when you return, would doing the occasional lewd one-shot earn a coupon?
I'll admit it. You guys have gotten me salty. We were so close to finally breaking away from generic erotic fantasy harem gathering #1024.
Save yourself the trouble and play this: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=172693&n=CoC_0.9.4C_mod_1.2.18.swf
Oh well. Slimes do work better as female, but they're fucking slimes, they should be gender neutral. No need to get rid of the system.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>70009
Fuck it. Rolling for venereal disease.
Get fucking hammered OP.
>>70834
Listen up Roy, because I'm only gonna say this once. That shit you linked is a weird fantasy goblin rape fest. This is a waifu quest. Don't like it? No problem, we don't need more orc waifus.
>>70834
Don't be that guy, senpai.
>>70834 stop namefagging.
If you're gonna keep recommending this furry rape feast, at least link to fenoxo's website and a recent version. https://www.fenoxo.com/play/playcoc.html
>>67998
>panda
>not 6 fingers
What a shit panda lover
>>71839
>panda
>fingers
Look who's talking.
>>72196
How do you call them then ?
Legit curious
>>72211
I just refer to the entire appendage as paws. They are nowhere near as prehensile or useful as fingers.
But I don't actually have strong feelings on the subject, call them fingers if you like. Unless you're referring to anthro exclusively in which case Ill be quiet since you're right.
>>72220
I was talking about the art, but you're right, if talking about the animal I should use digit. Which always seems weird to me since there's only one word for these in my language but whatever.
I'm no biologist anyway so feel free to correct me.
Otherwise the art itself is good.
>All this tentacle dicks
Remind me of Freddie Works
>>72463
How far down the rabbit hole do you think we can go?
>>70149
Sure, as long as it's decently written.Might as well take a moment now to clarify how choice tickets work, since I don't want any more butthurt over the subject. Using it isn't "I'm OP for a post!" or anything like that. Basically, you make a decision for James after a story post like normal, only you don't have to roll and your decision can't be voted out. So there's not going to be any "go to the X village for some hot X waifu action!" when we've never heard of the X village before. Are we in the middle of a fight and you want to have a huge orgy? That works. Want to turn down a girl everyone is clamoring to be a waifu? That works, too. Remember, it's not a plot ticket, it's a CHOICE ticket.
>>70123
>Wives exchange a look
>Zan unceremoniously removes her clothes
>Aalna does after a moment too
>Nellia follows hesitantly, face flushing
>They go to the edge of the pools and start playing with themselves
"Ah, the sisters give too!"
"Sisters!" "So nice~" "Give, give!"
>Slimes grab them, too
>Slime all over wives
>Unf
>Slime girls flow over pussies
>Wives spasm and moan like they do
>UNF
>Well, you're hard again
>Might as well join
>This time strip too and wade into the slime
"Oh?"
"Hm?" "Ah!" "Great Brother~"
>Slimes happily bring you in
>That epic feeling
>Made even better by the moans of your wives
>Watch wives cum one by one
>Lots of pussy juice
>Add your cum again
>Slimes happily deposit you all back on the edge of the fountain
>Zan comes over and embraces you
>Aalna sits
>Nellia sits too, propped up on Aalna
>Hella cute
>>73153
I see. Alright you guys, I suppose I can take a request or two to write a little something out for you guys if you all want. And no worries, I wouldn't try to abuse any tickets I get.
>>73153
They all have blue hair. Who do we pick?!?
>>73272
>Implying they're all blue slimes
Blue is just a popular color for slimegirl art. They're a rainbow of colors, bruh.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>73153
Try to commune with the great mother, get her to have one of the slime girls come along to watch your progress to godhood
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>73153
We should see if they can all morph together into one really large slime girl, and then waifu that.
>>73285
Oh OK, well obviously James will be drawn to the blue ones.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>73302
Only the blue slime then
>>73297
I'm going to consider this a use of magic. Roll 1d20.
1-5: Nothing happens
6-10: Resonation
11-15: Message
16-20: ManifestationThis is vague on purpose
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>73425
Wish us luck
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>73425
>>73431
schweet
>>73431
Good roll my friend
>>73491
Well, that's up to the QM
>>73491
Why wouldn't his roll count? Also we need a third one
>>73505
Oh yeah, sorry
>>73514
all good m8
>>73505
Aww, I was hoping for manifestation. Course now we just have to become a god even more to be able to lay divine beings
>>73530
We are getting manifestation ya dumdum.
>>73431
>Well, you jizzed in her and you're both divine
>You should be able to talk to the Great Mother, right?
>The usual focus
>Feel something from deep in the pool
>A... vibration?
>Slime girls all go quiet
>Look serious
>All slide into the fountain
>Uh...
>All of the water begins to rise up
>OH GEEZ
>Taking shape...
>Becomes massive, huge tittied slime
>Wives all take a few steps back
>You step closer
>What you can only assume is the Great Mother looks down at you
>Voice resonates, sounding like all the slimes talking at once
"You. The Eye foresaw you so long ago. Ages have passed... And you are here."
>Great Mother extends an arm and it stretches away out of sight
>Hear stone crack loudly
>Arm returns with the statue from before
>Sets it by fountain
"You will join peoples together, bring new life and new peace. A golden age into the future. Or you will break lives and minds, shatter the world as no war could possibly do. A dark age that we can only await to pass. Such as the Eye predicted."
>That's some heavy shit
>But not what you asked
"You will not take one of my children. Away from my essence, they will become polluted, sickened. They will die. And those who would love you..."
>She looks to your wives
"They will play a part in your fate, on either side. No, no child of mine will be a part if such disaster is possible."
>Water begins to return to fountain
>Fug, wait, you have more questions
"I have not taken form in so very long. I cannot stay without sacrificing my children... Stay here, Lustbringer. The risk is too great. My children will care for you and your three in every way you could ask..."
>Fountain returns to normal
>Slowly a few slimes peek out at you
>Honestly a bit shook up
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>73589
Leave since we can't have our slime waifu.
Encounter a hellhound or a harpy.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>73589
Don't stay there, you must go to the human city
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>73589
Thanks for the heads up then, just gotta make sure we bring about the golden age
Head along to the Human city, promise we will swing by when our travels bring us close
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>73589
we gotta go. It's dangerous yes, but we can still do good. Also rollin' for monkey girl again
>>73642
I think that we're expecting to run into the more demony ones at the college
>>73642
Eh, fair enough. Though, it probably wouldn't be too difficult if it were just Zan and Nellia
>>73642
Haha, would you rather be stuck in slime for the rest of your life or move forward?
Waifus are optional.
>>73695
I guess it just depends on what the particular story is trying to convey. I've seen it as the opposite where Elves are pretty chill. The dickery is there, but it's not a defining characteristic among them all. Catgirls can zigzag all over I think.
>>73616
>Rest at the shrine a bit
>Say goodbye to the slime girls, promise to stop by
>Continue travels north
>Days on the road
>Get a weird feeling at night
>Hm
>Whatever, you guess
>Plenty of fucking to keep you occupied
>Aalna says we should reach city by tomorrow
>Zan informs you that they, as wives, want to talk tonight and asks if you can handle a night alone
>Debate it in head for a moment
>Eh, why not. Love is more than constant, awesome, magic-enhanced foursomes
>Girls kiss you goodnight
>Get comfy
>Zzzzz
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Wuh?
>Hear a rustling at the tent
>Guess one of them couldn't go one night without you
>Sit up, yawning
>Flash of light in the dark
>Huh?
>OH FUG
>Knife coming at you
>Duck and roll motherfucker!
>Can't, figure is on you
>Knife coming at your face
>Grab arms
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck
>Manage to shove knife away, reverse position
>On top of whoever it is
>Take knife, toss it away
>Pin them down
>Wft
>It's pale, black haired elf bitch
>Whispering harshly
"Release me you cur! I will have your blood spilled!"
>Yeah, that's gonna happen
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>73736
Alarm the others
>>73727
It always depends on the universe built by the author, in the lord of the ring (the book) Dwarves are a refined race, but most of fantasy make them bold.
Another original take on this is the elder scrolls as dwarves are actually steampunk underground elves.
Also the elder scrolls covers differents common tropes of elves (being dicks, living in the forest, some shit)
The thing is : what will QM do ?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>73736
Hey Aalna, up for some friendly interrogation?
>>73761
I think we're supposedly alone for the night.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>73736
Ask her why she is so persistent in chasing us down.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>73736
Act civilised and interrogate her
>>73773
I was banking on hoping the girls heard the scuffle
>>73753
> what will QM do ?
I guess the waifus would know something about the human/others relationships. Should put a bit of salt on it, since they're mostly tamed.
>>73753Just below Nazi-tier. There's a class difference, though. Those that have dedicated their lives to studying history realize the importance that other races have had in shaping and helping the elves become what they are today. They are in the minority.
>>73761
>Girls burst into tent
"Oh, goodness, James! Are you alright?"
"... Who is this, husband?"
"Hey, isn't that the bitch from the elf city?"
>Explain what happened
>Look at Aalna
>She grins and nods
>Tells Nellia to get some rope and has Zan aid you in holding her down
>Picks up the knife for herself
>Elf bitch's eyes go wide
"You wouldn't dare! You filthy creatures, get your hands off of me!"
>She struggles
>Kinda strong, but you got her
>Nellia come back, elf bitch is stripped and tied up
>Squirming and yelling a lot
"Perverts! Delinquents! I will have your heads!"
>Aalan storts
"She doesn't know when she's beat, does she?"
>Leans down, pressing knife to bitch's throat
>Quiet
"That's better. Now, who are you and why are you following us?"
"... I am Vanyal, and I was the queen's personal correspondent to the people. After your assailing me and assaulting the palace I was removed from my position and cast out after the queen's fit of rage. After I tagged him..."
>She looks at you, face twisted in rage
"... I had hoped the queen would at least let me try to get revenge for her. But no. So I swore that revenge myself."
>Aalna looks at you, a bit concerned
>Fug, didn't mean to ruin anyone's life
>Even if she's a total bitch.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>73946
"Revenge". I'm not into that, sorry. I can give you some funny dick sapling, maybe that's of interest to your people.?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>73946
Well shit. Try to offer to help fix things for her? I mean, we don't know how or when, but we can maybe try in the future?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>73946
I think our guest needs to calm down a bit to be in a more receptive mood, leave it up to the wives and join in if appropriate
Rolled 8 (1d10)
Why arent we questioning the girls? The one night they need to "talk" we almost get knifed.
>>74049
Have faith
>>73974
"A WHAT!? Augh, you are disgusting..."
>Vanyal gives a sour look to Aalna
"No, my people would certainly not be interested. Though, I suppose my people are now the likes of her."
>She shoots a glare at Nellia
"Perhaps, then, she WOULD be interested. Not that it would help me in any case."
>She quietly sulks for a moment.
"Well, can I have my clothes back? I do not want you brutes gazing upon me."
>Aalna looks at you questioningly
>Shrug
>Remove ropes for a moment and dress Vanyal in her shift
>Apparently that's not enough clothes for her, but who cares
>Still no idea what to do with her...
