Greentext Quest 4: Dick First
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Looking for an epic sci-fi adventure with awesome weapons, galaxy-spanning adventure, crazy alien races, and amazing artwork from great sci-fi artists? Well stick a dick in your ass, this isn't that thread.
Looking for poorly written smut, antics, and the insufferable rabble of the masses trying to obtain more waifus? Start posting, brother
Second thread (archived): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40442/
First thread (archived): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/51460/
Previous thread: >>65577
Pastebin with most of story: http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKX
In the last thread:
When the Queen Elf continued to refuse audience, it wasn’t only James that got annoyed. Aalna, his orc wife, started arguing, one thing led to another, and suddenly James was rampaging through the palace with an almighty six-pronged tentadick maelstrom. He was getting better and better at this phallomancy thing. Unfortunately, the Elf Queen was less than impressed, and James narrowly avoided his doom thanks to the Librarian Elf from earlier. Together, the lot of them escaped the elven city in a daring chase that culminated in summoning a dick tree, the fruit of which finally gave James the epic girth he needed to fight off his assailants. The librarian elf, Nellia, was graciously accepted into the harem, having sacrificed all she knew for a stranger.
Then came the slimes. They worshipped an entity known as the Great Mother and, after masterbating into her holy pool, James succeeded in summoning her. She brought with her enormous jugs and a prophecy that James would fulfil. Either he world save the world, or plunge it into darkness. Both choices seemed to involve a lot of fucking, so James was set.
Afterwards, though, he was ambushed in his sleep by an elf assassin, who had beef with him after he disgracefully knocked her out with his tentacock. She failed to kill him. Now she wants to convert Nellia away from the D. Heading closer to the Dens, James has found himself captured while away from the girls collecting firewood.
tl;dr
>Magic dick saves day after fucking up elf queen meeting
>Obtain new elf waifu (Nellia)
>See slimes
>Jerk it into holy fountain
>Meet goddess
>Prophecy
>OTHER elven bitch tries to kill us
>Get kidnapped by flying thing
Stats:
EXP GAINED: 375
EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 375 (625/1000)
ACHIEVEMENTS: Attained level 1
LEVEL: 1
CLASS: Cock Mage
SKILLS: None
SPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin Dick, TentacockIf you want to make a choice for the character, state what you want to do and roll 1d10 (dice+1d10). The first post that rolled a 5 or higher will be used, UNLESS a specific post gets voted as the choice. A post won't be considered popular enough to be considered unless it has a MINIMUM of four votes. Note that having multiple posts saying the same thing doesn't count as a vote for an action. Remember that all choices are, ultimately, up to QM discretion.
Any suggestion?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>96808
Busty Milf-ish and blue haired.
See bird girl standing over us, redhead c-cupped and baby faced. Ask her what she wants from us
>>96808Nice job fucking up the master post, OP. First link is obviously the first thread, second is the second thread.
>Steady breathing for the focus you need to use your spells
>Hear owner of voice moving closer
"I'm not supposed to be in here, but I like to break the rules. You do too, don't you? A male, so close to the Dens all alone. Ehehe~ I'm going to be the first one to mate with you."
>Figure moves closer
>Pants move down
>TIME TO STRIKE
>Bigger dick
>TENTAC-
>Suddenly, dick is warm and wet
>Lose focus
>Can kinda make out movement in the darkness
>Bitch is obviously blowing you, though
>Kinda clumsy, but the tongue action is great
>Gets up
"Ehehe, did you like that? You look like you did. Now it's my turn."
>More movement
>SHIT something in your face
>Turn head away
"Hey, hey. Don't be like that! I was so nice to you..."
>Feel something weird move your head
>Shoved into something
>Oh, it's a cunt
>Might as well do this
>Licking
"Yes, yes... You're so very good. Ah, ah~"
>Pulls away
"Now for the fun part, ehehe~ I'm going to mate with you."
>Aw, geez
>Can't even see her
>Suddenly loud noises
"Galla! How dare you!?"
"O-oh, Nesh. I didn't... I wasn't..."
"Like hell you weren't! You know he's to go to Eairn first."
"Yes, but... He's so pretty."
>Second chick, Nesh? sighs
"He is, but those are the rules."
"Mmn... I don't like the rules..."
>Dafuk
>These bitches...
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>96808
question the bird girl. What'd she bring us here for...although we have a good hunch
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>96941
wait around from them to bring you to Eairn
when they do, explain to her that you are the god of fertility
>>96964
I like this plan. backin' it. Hopefully it goes better than the elf queen
>>96970
Well, when we met a random elf and told her, Meran's response was "W-What? That is... that is obscene! Clearly you are not a god. No god would partake in the flesh of mere mortals"
But when we met the harpys, they raped us.
So I think this race will be more open minded about sex
>>97014
Yeah, what I expect them to be less open about is us leaving.
>>96964
This and attempt to contact our group. Or at least find out where we are.
>>96964
"Very well, Nesh. I am sorry."
"Good. Now be off."
>Shuffling
>Some of it comes close
"Hmmn. You will be fun, won't you?"
>Pants go back up
>More shuffling
>Squirm in your "bonds"
>No use
>Well don't you feel useless
>You're not even quite sure what you would do if you knocked the shit out of everyone with your tentadick
>Probably get the shit beat out of you
>Might as well wait
>Fall asleep waiting
>Noise wakes you
>A lot of shuffling this time
>This darkness is getting annoying
>Ask for some damn light
"Light? Why would- oh, yes. Humans cannot see very well in darkness, can they? Well, I suppose we can accommodate. Eairn?"
"Yes, eldest."
>Orb of weak light
>It would be weak if you weren't in pitch darkness straining your eyes
>SWEET SHIT IT BURNS
>Blinking tears from your eyes
>Slowly they focus
>About a half dozen harpy chicks in the roomnote: they have human legs, but plenty of harpy art has bird legs
>One of them is obviously older than the rest
>Must be the "eldest"
>She speaks up after you stop blinking like a moron
"Well, dear, you've been caught. How unfortunate for you, but very fortunate for us. Don't worry, though, you won't think you are so unlucky soon."
>Well, before you start, they should know that you're a go-
"Pish posh, it doesn't matter what you were. You belong to this clutch now. Such a pretty thing. You will make cute hatchlings."
>Is this some karma shit for beating up chicks with your dick?
>That was self defense!
>Fug, you don't wanna be raped
>Tell them you aren't alone, your wives will be here to help you
"Hm? Wives? You mean the orc, mato, and two elves? Hahaha! They were scrambling about earlier, but they didn't get close to the nest. Now, don't worry about something silly like wives. You have plenty of mates here now."
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>97156
Explain through interpretative dance.Jazz Hands
>>97181You ass
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>97156
Cast twin dick, and tell them that you can cast even better spells, but only if your hands and legs are freed
(don't beat them if if they free you, just fuck the shit out of them, six at a time, then try to escape when they're tired)
>>97198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
And in typical me fashion I'm going to bugger off to go and get dinner. I will 100% be back later, though, because I want to work on this more and I have nothing to do tomorrow.
>>97207
I'll back this. It's probably better than what my suggestion would have been.
>>97181
Voting for this
Jazz hands hype
Sounds like it is time for G.Top quest redux.
>>97156
Two things,
1: if our harpies have human feet, how did they pick us up?
1.5: aww, i like the bird feet...
2: how long till we die from distance from orc waif?
>>97315
That's a good point...how DID she get us with human feet.
>>97315
Okay, retcon because I'm dumb. Bird feet.
We don't know to the second one.I hate mobile so much.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>97497
We explain to them that if we don't get all our wives brought to us then we die and both sides are fucked?
>>97356
Human legs with clawed harpy feet?
Here's my attempt at making a map of the places we know so far.
Some things we aren't sure the locations of, so I've guessed. If there's location information in the story that I missed, let me know
information we have:
woke up in catgirl village (forest)
headed east: found orc village
while in orc village:
to the north: shrine (plains), past that, human village
to the south: "blasted lands", past that, ocean
to the east: mountains
headed north: encountered an elf, who then took us to the elf village
chased out of elf village (which direction did we run out? north maybe?)
talked with elf girl: shrine/slimes nearby, mountains also nearby
found the shrine, slimes live there
headed north: arrived at human village
while at human village:
mountains are nearby
ocean is also nearby
past the mountains is something similar to the blasted lands from the south. according to elf girl: "Some believe that dragons and necromancers worked together or perhaps warred. The sage that returned claimed there was a forest of large trees past it all that received almost constant rainfall"
headed towards the mountains: got kidnapped by harpys
Pastebin has caught up to current point.
World has magic everywhere. Maybe harpies can transform between more birdlike and more humanlike.
James sure has a wicked luck stat, getting involved into sexual situations even when he's not trying.
>>97957
Seems accurate enough. Like I said, I'm bat at maps so I tend to just cramp various biomes next to each other.
>>98029
Appreciate
>>97791
Yeah, like the first harpy pic
>>97546Using this instead of interpretive jazz hands because HANDS ARE ENCASED IN STONE
>Wait, there's a problem
>See the purple marks on you?
>They're from a binding ritual
>If you're away from an orc for too long you'll die!
"My, my, that is troublesome. You've been here for at least half a day. How long until you begin to die?"
>Uh...
"You are afflicted with this problem and you don't even know what your limit away is?"
>Well, you're married to an orc. It's not like it matters
"Hm. You can't sire the nest's many clutches of youth if you die soon. Bauv."
"Eldest?"
"Find the boy's wives and bring them here. Keep them close. Perhaps the orc can be further away without his death."
"Yes, eldest."
>Well this didn't help much
>Aha! They won't let you kidnap them!
"Ahaha! How cute. Boy, we don't need to kidnap them. We will just say we've found their husband and are nursing him back to health after a nasty spill. Mending a broken bone can take months, you know?"
>Fug
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>98533
DAMN IT TOP
Channel dick magic to the arms, expand and break the stone!
>>98575
I don't think that's how phallimancy works anon.
>>98600
Dick arms
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>98575
Eh, I guess I'll back this. Maybe some kind of glowy eye shit happens that makes them reconsider keeping a god hostage?
>>98689
Arms to dicks,
Grow
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>98689
If that's the case, then try to exert some of our godly might to convince them to let us go?
>>98884
In what way?
>>98924
Best way I can think of describing it is that due to our irritation our voice becomes booming, our eyes glow. The air is tense, that sort of deal. Or I dunno, my our cock glows instead.
>>98972
Let's call this a magical effect. Someone roll 1d20
1-5: Nothing
6-10: Cock + eyes glow
11-15: ^ + Voice booms
16-20: ^ + We free ourselves
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>99021
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>99021
>>99035
>Alright, that's enough!
>Let me go right now, or you will face my wrath!
>Fuck that was loud
>Cave reverb?
>Stand up, glaring at the harpys
>They back away, eyes wide, in terror
>Blink
>Notice dick is glowing
>And you're free
>And you can see better?
>Weird
>Feel a little dizzy
>Glowing of dick stops
"W-what are you?"
>You're a god, a god of fertility
>One you were going to rape
>Elder looks at younger harpies
"We... We are sorry, ah..."
>James
"James? Uh... We are sorry, James. It is just... there hasn't been a male here alone in so long. The nests, they will begin to lose elders soon, and then clutches. There are so few hatchlings."
>Yeah, that sucks and all, but maybe not kidnape and rape guys?
>Try for a stern look
>If they don't, you'll prevent their race from being able to have kids
"N-no! Please!"
>Eldest bows, girls follow
"Accept out apology, James."
>Eldest looks up
"You have many wives, yes? Take one of our own as a wife. I insist. Though..."
>Though?
"Ah, as a god we cannot expect you to go through it, but... You are bound to the orc... Our high elder performs a merging. A human would gain the ability to see better in the dark, and they weigh a little less. Easier to live among us."
>Weigh less?
"For flight of course."
>Blugh
>Well, you don't even really know any of the girls, let alone love them
"Y-Yes, of course..."
>You are traveling, though, and a warm place to sleep with your wives would be nice
"Of course! That we can provide. Come..."
>Leads you away
>Cozy little cavern
>Torches?
>Light one
>Elder winces at the light, but adjusts
"Here you are, god James."
>>99167
Well that went well.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>99167
Huh, the seeing in the dark thing seems okay. Ask if we can get to know one of the harpies before potentially bringing them along, and why there aren't men clamoring for some harpy ass.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>99167
Accept ritual. Ask to see the blue feathered harpies and choose the one with the best color of blue.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>99167
I think we should try to avoid the ritual; the orc ritual didn't go well.
Agree to take a wife though, and we'll send harpy kids back to them as we go about our journey
Also ask about the surrounding areas. The other races didn't know much about what was beyond the mountains
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>99226
Blue with Blue stripes.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>99293
Blue with red highlights maybe?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>99345
And Hot Rod flame decals.
>>99366
With a V-8 Engine! And twin exhaust ports!
>>99379
All we know is, she's called the Stig.
>>99442
Now watch, he's gonna actually name her that too.
>>99226
>Shit, you're already going to die away from an orc
>At least this one doesn't require you to have her around
>Having an aerial scout would be nice, too
>Also more sex
>Accept ritual
"Wonderful! I will leave you alone with some of the girls from the clutch, then."
>Any of them with blue feathers?
"Ah, no. Blue feathers... that is certainly rare. I believe Zaryal has blue flecks in her down, though the rest is grey. Quite lovely."
>Hm
>Maybe
"Wonderful, wonderful. I will await your other wives and inform the high elder."
>K
>She heads out
>About six other girls come in, among them you recognize the voice of Nesh and Galla
>They're quiet when they come in
>Girl from before, Eairn, steps forward
>Bows a little, though it's awkward
"Hello, god James. We are the Greyrock clutch. We are honored to be among your, ah... Selection."
>She seems flustered about it
>Why?
>Ohyeah
>She was first in the rape line
>Can't really hold it against her, though
>Probably
>>98575
reposting from last thread since i was really slow. heres how dick chanelling can work
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>99491
Wow her with yourJazz Hands
>>99491
What color are the named one's feathers?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>99491
Grab her ass, since how nice it is
>>99509
Well now I gotta save the thread early because it's going to be deleted.
>>99519
meant *see how nice it is
>>99553
Good thing I'm a QM and not a DM
>>99577
It's the same thing
Also fuck off :^)
>>99591
hey no need to get hostile. we're all just here to have a wild time adventuring and other wild times sexing up whatever we cross. how we do it doesnt have to come all at once. id like to see the dick arm appear, but forcing it down when the qm already set up a chain of events is asking for trouble. i hope to see it in the future, but it may be too late to use it on harpies
>>99624
>Bitches out because of criticism
At least nothing valuable was lost.
If you got better instead of defensive, there wouldn't be a problem.
>>99637I'm mainly leaving because I expecting thread to be deleted. I'm contemplating re-starting the quest in paragraph form and also blatantly calling it waifu quest
>>99662
I doubt the thread would be deleted over that image. You could just report it and they'd delete it. If you wanna do the paragraph form, why not give it a try next thread?
>>99679
Probably a good plan. I have the thread saved + pastebin so I can start it. I'd have to really sit down and write, though, and make the story less lolsorandumb
>>99691No
Alright, cuddles time. Keep a lookout for Waifu Quest. I'll keep my name but change my tripcode.
>>99699
If you do restart it, Are we gonna just go from where we are now? I'd feel a bit bad losing all the progress we've made.
>>99626
Hey, I've been waiting for an evil dick for way too long, don't expect much OP, he's an OP after all.
We also have yet to have any male characters.
>>99699
If you want to write a shitty self-insert light novel go ahead, but don't try to get rid of the one thing that makes this shit fun. Lolsorandum is what gives this shit spice, that's why we have the dice.
If you want people to stop that, you need to make them care about the outcome through engagement. And if you can't think of creative ways around that shit, that's your problem.
Now quit whining OP andhold handswith your fillipino ladyboy "gf".
I just dont like how OP gave up character traits to appease the mass. Blue hair girl was a fun gag, but because of complainers suddenly blue girls are extinct from the rest of the world. Now people find new things to bitch about and OP cant take it.
>>99883
Yeah, it's a little ridiculous. Blue feathers are an extremely common trait in avians.
>>99883
Well, we still have mostly blue haired girls. I was actually kinda hoping for a blue haired harpy with red highlights. And I was gettin' tired of every girl needing blue hair.
>>99883
Eh, you're right. I'll pick back up here tomorrow. FUCK IT, FIRST SUGGESTION THAT ROLLS A 10 IS GO, NO MATTER WHAT. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN WAIFU FUCKING NOT SUPER SERIOUS SHIT.tomorrow still though
>>100058
> What did he mean by this?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>100058
we kill ourselves
>>100098
Death best girl. Confirmed.
>>100112
I mean we are a god, we take a underworld joyride get a succubus or something
>>99645
>Are you me?
Maybe. Futa and catgirls are both pretty common things though, so it makes sense that there are people who like both of them
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>100058
We get TWO bird waifus
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>100058
take harpy waifu then head north to keep exploring
and I like the greentext format for this quest
Top Kek
>>100098
Anon you fun guy, I'm crossing my fingers that we'll get to fug the queen of the underworld
>>100098
this
>>100267
I'll only be okay with G.top taking this choice if we get a cute dullahan waifu
Holy hell what did you guys do? I'm gone for one day and you fucking bully op until he's about to quit?
>>100623
Welp, I know that feel.
>>100623
He'll either break or come out of it stronger. This is small fry compared to what would happen if he made a genuinely controversial decision.
>>100058
As the anon who (You)'d the "I like blue hair" I apologize for the grief I unwittingly burdened you with. I had no idea there would be a shitstorm like this.
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>100098
Why? G.top already seemed unhappy, why pushhim harder.
D100, save the world!
>>101533
>34
guess it's time to go fap then
>>100098
As I sit here munching on my corn flakes, stupid fucking smile on my lips, I'm incredibly excited to write this. After all, it's just three words. Vague, really. Suicide isn't a requirement.Prepare your dicks
>>101621
I just woke up though, My dick isn't ready
>>101622
TOO BAD
>Yeah, great
>You really need to take a walk, though, your legs are stiff after all that being stuck in the floor
>Tell the harpies to relax, you'll be back soon
>Wandering through caves
>Fucking darkness
>Eh?
>Hey, light up ahead!
>Walk towards it
>Cave entrance
>Damn, lovely view
>Staring at the stars and shit
>OH FUCK
>Falling
>Land hard
>Shit, that hurt
>Blinking away lights in eyes
>Rubbing forehead
>Look up
>Wut
>Everything is different
>Grey expanse, sky is kinda... glowing?
>Floor is pitch black, though
>Where are you?
"So you have come, then. The Eye was wrong. Destiny can be changed. I wish I could say I knew all along."
>Turn around
>Ivory skinned chick in a black robe
>Looks you up and down
"You aren't what I was expecting. Rather plain."
>Rude
>Where are you?
"This is the afterlife. Like a fool you managed to die falling out of a harpy cave. Now you will remain here, destiny unfulfilled. The world will not be at peace, but at least there will be no dark age either. Less work for me."
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>101633
Ask her name and try to seduce her.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>101633
Slightly freak out and try to convince her to take us back?
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>101633
Roll for a perception check and see if it's a dullahan.
>>101642
>Aw shit, really?
"Yes. Really."
>AW SHIT
>Come on, this is bullshit
>Can't she take us back to the, uh, life?
>Her lips split into a grin
"You may do what so many other do: You may challenge me to a contest of your choosing. Should you win, I will return you to your mortal bonds. Lose, however, and you become mine, your will at my command."
>That seems reasonable
>HELL YEAH, BITCH
"Very well. What shall the contest be?"
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>101655
Get ready for SEXUAL COMBAT. You know, just minus the combat part.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>101655
dick growing contest
>>101665
Well, needless to say we won that
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>101655
Contest of the one saying the highest number, she starts
>>101666>girls can't compete in a dick growth contest
>>101675
Well obviously, but I mean, what if he rolled a 1? Then we'd have somehow lost.
>>101679
Your suggestion won man, it's first to 5+ and the amount doesn't affect the outcome. If we need a roll to succeed we have to roll again, first roll is just to determine what we're doing, not if we do it basically.
>>101660
>Might as well do what we do best
>FUCK
>Sex contest!
>Grin doesn't fade from her face
"Predictable. And how shall we know one has lost this challenge?"
>Uh, first to cum?
>She throws back her head and laughs, a grating sound from deep in her throat
>Looks back at you, plainly amused
"And like any man you believe you can bring a woman pleasure before she can bring it you first. The Eye foresaw greatness down either path, yet you are so like every other mortal. Very well, then."
>Silently slips out of her robe
>Long, slender limbs and perky tits
>Not bad
>Casually toss off your clothes
>Focus for your usual dick growth spell
>Eh?
>Nothing happens
>FOCUS HARDER
>Phew. There we go
>Her smile finally fades
"What is this? Magic cannot be used here."
>You're a god
"Impossible... A god could not have died. What... What are you?"
>She looks at you, confused
>Does this mean you can just go back without the contest?
"No. Whatever you are, I will still defeat you. I have only lost once, ever. You will remain dead."
>Yeah sure, whatever
>Look around
>Was that bed always there?
>Whatever
>Lay down
>Pat thighs
>Come on, bitch
>She sighs
"Like any other mortal..."
>>101689
Do theone thing she doesn't expect. HOLD HER HAND!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>101699
rolling for mirth
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>101689
Hopefully we do so well love blooms on the bed?
>>101702
Thanks pal
Now we can woo her with the most vanilla of tactics.
>>101699
>>101702
>She strides over to the bed
>Transfixed a bit by the way she walks
>An almost easy grace where she glides across the ground
>She reaches the edge of the bed
>Look up into her eyes
>Reach out and take her hand in yours
>She looks at your linked hands
>Then back to you, eyebrow raised
>Just pull her slowly into the be with you
>Slow kiss, rubbing her silky smooth skin
>Break the kiss to nibble her ear, one hand squeezing her thigh, the other still holding hers
"Maybe you are different most arrogant men. But patient people have still lost..."
>Still haven't stuck it in her, though
>She hasn't bothered to start either
>Hell yeah, foreplay with Death
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>101727
Maintain foreplay, only relent once she wants it.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>101727
Continue with foreplay until she's begging for the dick
>>101740
>Kissing all up on that neck
>Slide a finger into her
>No noises
>Damn
>Squeeze that ass
>Small, but not bad
>Nip at her neck
>She shifts just a little
>Oh, so that's how it is?
>Rear hand back and sharply smack her ass
>Hand kinda stings
>She takes a short breath
>Fucking pro at hiding what she likes
>Harder bite into her next
>Being rough with that ass
>She lifts off of you, you tug at her skin with your teeth
"That is enough. We will begin now."
>Can't you jus-
>Plunges puss onto your dick
>Holy fuck shit's amazing
>Thanks goodness you've been fucking your wives nonstop or you'd have bust already
>Start humping
>She just looks at you as you're getting into it
>This isn't going to work
>Grab her and roll her over
>Pull back and slam hard into her
>She purses her lips and blinks
>She's hard to read, geez
>It's kinda pissing you off
>Slap her across the face
>Head snaps to the side, hear her breathing shudder
>Grab her neck
>She turns to you
>Start squeezing
>Her hands come up to yours
>Doesn't try to pry them off, though
>Legs are starting to get tired from hitting her so hard
>You'd have bruises if this weren't the afterlife
>Wait, will you still have bruises?
>No time for that now
>Tell her she needs to hurry up, you have shit to get back to
>Smiles at you, strangled noise
>This bitch
>Slap her hard a few times, squeeze more
>Come on you stupid cunt!
>She blinks one, twice
>Closes her eyes
>Doesn't move
>Is that it?
>Did you fuck Death to death?
>No, not possible
>Right?
>Okay, well, you're done
>Slam into her and spill your load
>Pull out and lay next to her, breathing hard
>...
>After a bit she opens her eyes and looks over at you
"I should not have been surprised. Very well. You have bested me."
>YEEES
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>101798
Take her with us
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>101798
Since she's taking us back, ask if she wants to come along? I mean, this place seems pretty boring if it's just a grey expanse.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>101837
Ehhhh knock her out and force take her with us
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>101837
Attain fuckbuddy status and a reliable method to return temporarily for death romps.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>101837
Fair enough, but if she's ever lookin' for a fun time she knows who to call. With that being the case, reunite with the waifus and harpies?
Now that we've bed death is Thanos going to take away our right to die?
>>101843
>Well, you need to head back
>Hey, Death
>Since apparently only one other person has ever made you cum, want to keep hooking up?
>Wink wink
"Perhaps, though my work keeps me busy. I will come to you as you dream when I desire it. Now, then, back to your human bindings."
>Ah, you have a few questions...
"I am not at liberty to tell you the will of the gods. Many do not even know I have learned of their plans. Since you are more than human, more than even legend perhaps, I will not divulge."
>She leans in and gives you a little kiss on the cheek
"Do not die another fool's death."
>Yeah k
>Suddenly feel like shit
>Blink
>Staring up at blackness
>Head is killing you
>Hear elder harpy and a few other familiar voices...
"He is awake!"
"James!"
"Oh, goodness!"
"... Husband?"
"Hmph."
>Small light
>Blink away tears
>Wives are there, standing around you
>Aalna looks relieved
>Nellia is smiling
>Zan is just staring at you, eyes red and puffy
>Vanyal is looking away from you
>Say you just had the best near Death expirence
>Aalna and Nellia exchange a look, Zan looks down
"God James? You... You were dead. In fact, we were allowing your wives to mourn before we began the death rites."
>Well that makes sense
>Slowly get up, head swimming
>Tell them what happened
"So you let us greive while you fucked, huh?"
"I have heard many tales of Death's true nature, but not one like this..."
"Of course a pervert like you would do such a thing."
"..."
>Zan stands up, looking pissed
>Other girls look at her
"Uh, Nellia, Vanyal...
"Oh, yes. We should..."
"Hurry up!"
>Vanyal, Nellia, and Aalna leave, along with elder harpy
>Zan steps over
>Slaps you
"... Husband, you said you wouldn't leave me. I was... I was scared I was going to be alone."
Rolled 1 (1d10)
When we become alive again we realize those bird brains put our pants on backwards!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>101913
Hey now, we made it back. Temporary absence is better than permanence, no? Have some faith bby.
reassure through hugs.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>101913
Move forward haha
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>101913
I didn't leave. I just took a short trip is all. I'm back aren't I?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>101913
Hug your best waifu
>>101837
Different id but glad you went with my idea. That was a cool side street to take.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Shoot I was too late
>>101913
Give Zan a big ol' smooch and tell her that we wouldn't leave her, even in death.
Then get hiched with birb waif of Zan's choosing
>>101940Great side pussy, too.
>>101923
>She nuzzles against you in the embrace
>Sniffle
"... Please don't leave me again."
>Pat pat
>She looks up at you
>Smile at her
"... So did you wed Dead as well?"
>Laugh
>Naw, she's a busy chick
"... I do not think I could compete with her."
>Ruffle her hair
>Tell her she's adorable
>She blushes a little
>Kissu
>Head out to see other wives
>Hugs and kisses
>Even manage to convince Vanyal to hug you
"At least Nellia won't be sad, now..."
>Yeah
>Apologize for being such a fuckup
>Now, who wants a new companion?
"Another wife!? Is an elf and three others not good enough?"
"Oh, a harpy? I would love to examine her wings. Harpy wings are interesting. They..."
"I guess someone in the air would be smart. It would prevent another situation like this."
"... Birds are cute."
>Sounds like yes to you
>Go to talk to elder
>She gathers harpy girls once more
>Remember you don't know any of them very well...
>How to choose...
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>102054
Let's hear some singing
>>102054
Pick somebody who looks like Papi from the monmusu series.
Ya know, youthful, blue haired, blue feathered, the stuff
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>102067
Forgot roll
>>102080
Well, next best thing I guess.
>>102065No picture because this is short
>Harpy girls look at each other, grinning
>First girl bows slightly
"Allow me the honor of going first."
>Takes a breath
>UNGODLY SCREECHING
>Well fuck
>Repeat this process half a dozen times
>Your poor, poor ears
>That didn't help at all
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>102109
Check their flexibility, because you like flexible girls for sex and to be nimble in case the waifus have to fight against an enemy
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>102109
Take the one with the most powerful screech. It's painful, but in the event of trouble it'll be useful if we can hear it.
>>102118
>Well, one of them was particularly loud and grating
>Ask her to step forward
>Look to the other girls
>They all look her over
>Aalna
"Well, she looks like her muscles are well formed. I don't know how she might fight, but that's a good start."
>Nellia
"Muscle mass is an interesting thing, and her wings look well shaped. I will enjoy examining her."
>Zan
"... Yes."
>Vanyal
"Why are you looking at me? I don't care who you bed with!"
>Seems like a good enough choice
"Ehehe... I am honored."
>She gives you a peculiar smile
>Uh...
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>102183
Well, time to charm her
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>102183
What's her name? Introduce us man.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>102183
Do it.
>>102188
I'll back this too
>>102188
Third
>>102109
>No picture because this is shortThat's what the senpai said.
>>102188We've already met her. Go re-read the first harpy encounter in the cave.
>>102187
>Well, no going back now
>Step forward
>Ask her name
"I am Galla. I am so happy you chose me. I am excited to see the world... with you."
>That smile again
>A bit off-putting
>Look over her again yourself
>Long black hair
>Round face
>Startlingly sharp green eyes
>Silky brown/grey feathers
>Kinda flat chest
>Pretty cute
>Get ready to lay on the moves
>Step a little closer
>Open your mouth
>She moves in and kisses you
>Gentle kiss, but she holds your face for a while
>Kiss breaks
>She giggles
"Thank you~ Should we begin the merging ceremony, then?"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>102232
Well, better get it over with
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>102232
Yeah, seems fine. Don't make it too tiring, and we'll have a nice party tonight, k?
>>102241
>Elder takes you and Galla into a secluded part of the caverns
>Inform the wives that the ceremony can only be witnessed by harpies
>There won't be light, so you won't see anything
>They agree, though they tell you they'll be close
>Head in
>Shuffling
>Softer screeching begins
>Galla echoes back a few things
>Suddenly embraced
>Soft feathers around you
>Slide your arms around her waist
"Ehehe~ So eager."
"Now, Galla."
>She bites your shoulder HARD
>Guaranteed drawing blood
>FUUUCK
>Eyes suddenly burn
>Squeeze them shut
>Galla's teeth move from your shoulder
>Feel the blood slide down your skin
>Plink on the cave floor
>Eyes stop burning
>Blink
>You can see clearly now
>Galla looking up at you
"We are merged. Oh, isn't it wonderful?"
>Uh
>Yeah
>Head back to wives, looking around at cave as you do
>Pretty cool, being able to see in the dark
>Elder bustles you and the girls into a snug cavern
>Brings in a few sacks with, you are informed, down feathers in them
>Comfortable
>Brought some food and told to rest well
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>102300
Move into the mountain to find an Oni/lamia/hellhound waifu
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>102300
today was a good day, get that wound treated and rest
>>102323
A rest sounds nice. Especially for the girls, they've been through a lot
Hey, on mobile. My computer decided, after freezing up for 20 minutes, to have a hard drive failure. I gotta go fix this shit then head to my last final. Dune when I'll return, so discussion question: I'm not sure what to do with the blasted lands. Ideas?
>>102504
Hellhound, salamanders, oni?
>>102504
Perhaps whatever races are there were subsequently driven out by humans? Perhaps we can try and get some sort of peace treaty in the works? I can't imagine a place with the name 'blasted lands' is all that hospitable
>>102504
Some evil guy who has cookies to lure us.
A post-scarcity economy running on skeletons.
Sauron-chan.
A random bridge over lavaand Death fucks up with timezones
>>102504
They're called the blasted lands because of ancient magical wars that messed things up, so now very little grows there. The monsters who live there, while long-lived, have difficulty reproducing, but aren't really welcome anywhere else. Dragons, salamanders, etc.
>>102606
This sounds pretty apt. I dig it.
>>102706
Alternatively, maybe it wasn't magical wars, but something that happened to a certain deity which spurned the blessings of fertility. Who knows what the local monsters remember. Maybe they'll be welcoming. Maybe they'll be spiteful for having been abandoned for so long.
>>102743
Both make sense. And it really all depends, The local monsters may be the ones warring with humans occasionally, Though if that were the case, they're probably on their last legs with no men among their ranks to reproduce with.
Have Vanyal become corrupted by her hatred of us.
>>102873
Hey, we got a hug out of her. Girl's warming up.Double elf action, bitches
Though... she could be torn between a slowly eroding hatred and her traditional views only to be offered power by a mysterious entity to help the elves if she would stand against us first.
It may sound a bit out of place, but I wonder if we'll get a regular ol' human waifu at some point.
>>102940
ew, gross.
>>102947
Hey man, I bet she'd be totally pretty!
>>102940
Well, could go always go with a humangoddesswaifu.
>>102968
Sounds like a plan, I'm down with that. It could probably be instrumental in getting the humans to be cool with other races.
>>102968
Now that I could go for, but she has to be at least three feet taller than us.
>>102980
Huh, any particular reason why?
>>102988
Amazon Goddess.
>>103004
Aren't Amazon's considered as monster girls?
>>103022
No? They can certainly have a similar bodytype but to my knowledge amazon women are not considered monster girls in any way shape or form.
>>103004
Oh yeah, I forgot that was a thing
>>103022
Well it really depends on the setting. But they do show up in Kenkou Crosse's work
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>103004
This. I want this.
>>103034
Looks like the dice don't though
>>103029
>>103026
Checkmate atheists.
>>103039
They don't. They really don't. I've been rolling low all day
>>103044
I'm talking like Wonder Woman yah dingus.
>>103046
Best two out of three?
Rolled 61 (1d100)
HERE COMES THE AMAZON
Rolled 2521463656 (1d10000000000)
>>103067
here I come.
>>103062
If it's like Wonder Woman, then they probably wouldn't want a man in their home at all.
>>103088
Explain batman then.
>>103097
First rule about Batman: You don't try to explain batman.
On another note, Maybe if we travel farther out we'll find a tiger girl?
>>102504
This one >>102606 sounds pretty on the money. But I think that while the scarce life that exists would be willing to kill and/or fug us, they absolutely, definitely would NOT want to share.
This one >>102588 sounds like a good idea to keep for a rainy day; maybe a Dead Marsh or volcano or something like that.
>>103120
>You don't try to explain batman.
You're goddamn right.
>>103120
Yeah, but just wait until it turns out the proportions are the reverse of the catgirl, and it looks like some kind of manticore.
>>103142
...I'mma need an image of this.
>>103148
Your welcome.
Don't bust too hard a nut.
>>103120
Perhaps.
We all have things we're looking forward to.
Rolled (1d10000000000000000000)
>>103120
I'd rather prefer a Hellhound or a Lamia.
Roll for lamiafu
>>103029
I want an amazon waifu
>>103569
Well hey man, maybe if we get lucky we'll find her. It's all up to the dice.
>>103181
A holstaurus would be great. Depending the source, they could be natural wives and be stronger than your usual monster girl.
>>103593
If we do find a Holstaurus, I hope they have some super strength. We only have Aalna if we want someone to look big and scary. We need a few more 'enforcers' so to speak
>>103230
I prefer Lamia over Manticore too...
It's great that the birds believe in our deity.
Symbol of spring and offspring.
We need a cult of some sort. A temple somewhere, we already have a statue to us near the Slime's fountain.
I hoped the Harpies could write us a song. Well, someone write a bawdy song then, "we pork our way to Valhalla" or something.
>bawdy songs, the shits I learn in the English language due to 4chan
<spoiler>Next time, we organise a BLUES concert to pick up the one we get when none have blue hair. Come on, that was an easy one.</spoiler>
>>103670
With the dire straights of the harpies, I kind wanna offer some 'service' to some of their clutch. We are a benevolent Lustbringer.I don't really expect this tofly.
>>103716
It probably could. The girls probably wouldn't be against a super orgy.
I have a hunch (secret wish) that, one of these days, the secret we whispered into Zan's ear near the beginning of the adventure will turn out to be the truth.
And when that time comes, she will realize this, and lead the first rebellion against our evil asses, which we will swiftly, sensually and brutally put down. Hail to the king, baby.
Well, it's amusing that G. top choose the "soul crushing" harpy screech version. For a moment I though he would use the version where harpies are excellent singers who can lure men, or maybe i'm confusing them with sirens or other monster girls
>>103877
Yeah, I think you're getting them mixed up with sirens
>>102743
What I like about this idea is that they know of the legends, and tell us what we're supposed to be doing as a God about this world fertility thing.
I mean, beside dicking Death to death.
OP, while you reinstall your computer, try the captcha without any privacy addon to Google/reCaptcha on 4chan. (Or find another solution)
4chan changed to a ridiculously easy captcha a some months ago, but privacy badger iirc changed it to a hellish ink blob.
So the problem is probably on your side.
Good luck.
Actually, if OP is really out of commission, now might be a good time to plug this.
It was a project I worked on last year, but it got very little exposure among it's target audience, and didn't seem to catch, so I gave up.
But I have a feeling this is exactly the right place for it. If you like Waifu collecting and battle harems, you'll love this.
Till then, good night.
>>104141
>>103957
I bet you someone cheated on us and so we decided to get back at them by robbing the land of its fertility
Rolled 78 (1d100)
Rolling for James made a post-mortem poop
Lets hope my luck changes
Ey, good discussion going on with what kind of monster girls you want to see. I have a friend patching up my hard drive, I'll have it by tomorrow.
>>104542
Judging by the ID change, you're still on mobile?
>>104542
So no more quest tonight then?
>>104528
>MIB
Explain please
>>104784
I really hope he doesn't mean Men in Black
So, I'm trying to make some high-quality art for this thing using photoshop, but I've only a touchpad, so it's gonna take a while.
But what I need to know is, what does James look like? Is he some kind of Aryan mountain man or Japanese boy-band looking faggot?
Also, what is he wearing?
1st 3 responses to roll 10 decide appearance, build and A E S T H E T I C.This is for my artwork only, and is in no way canon, unless it is endorsed by Top.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>105921
Femboy
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>105921
Looks like Zyzzz
Wearing sweatpants, a bro tank, sunglasses, and sandals with socks. The ultimate chad.
Super Swol from all the lifting he does.
>>105995
Well guess we'll die fucking some twink in a sauna.
>>105921
Most average dude ever.
Brown eyes, brown hair, all that boring stuff. Nothing characteristic.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>106120
Adding the roll.
>>103230
If we're going to get a lamia (as is right and proper), then we should at least get a refined one.Besides, we'll need a priestess to establish the rites of our 'worship'
>>106426
That lamia in the picture literally ruins your sex with others according to the wiki
>>106444
Then we just need to find one who's a little more open minded. Or try our amazing persuasion powers. I'd enjoy watching some jealouscatfights between her and Kazzan.
I have a feeling we'll be getting a lamia one way or another, so I'll leave it to the QM.
>>106469
Think we'll get a fox waifu too?
>>106551
I think all signs point to fluffy.
>>106607
If she's nine-tails, she could very well be a god too
>>102323
>Yawning, you gather up your wives, now four in count, plus Vanyal, into bed
>Incredibly cozy
>Weird dreams, flashes of color and the faces of your wives shifting from smiling to pained
>Blink awake
>Can see dimly with your new vision
>All of your wives are asleep
>Wait, where's Galla?
>Sleepily wander into the caves
>Spot her down a "hallway"
>Call to her
>She turns and smiles, then quickly ducks into another cavern
>Hm
>Go in yourself
>Wait, where is she?
>Suddenly something drops on you
>On the ground
>Galla straddling you
>She nuzzles your face with hers
"Mmn, you couldn't see me, but you could tell it was me, couldn't you? Ehehe, you're such a pretty prize that I managed to steal away from my sisters. Now..."
>She shuffles and pushes your pants down with her... feet? Talons?
>Scoots down and starts rubbing your dick with her wings
>Hella soft, kinda ticklish
>Boner
>Usual focus
>Dick gets bigger
"You have tricks! Wonderful~"
>Leans down and starts licking your dick
>Very nice
>Stops after a moment and positions herself
"Here... we... go..."
>Drops down
>Plunge in to her bird cunt
>Crazy tight
"Ehehe, you are the first man who's been here. My other sisters have had the chance to try and mate before, but they didn't care when you came in. Now I get you whenever I want."
>Starts riding hard
>Geez, this is good
>She leans down and starts vigorously kissing you
>Sloppy but you aren't focused on it
>More focused on...
>Grunt
>Bust inside her
"Nng... Ahn... Ehehe, amazing~ It's warm."
>Lifts herself up
>Starts to leave
"Well... Back to bed~ Ehehe."
>Well that happened.+100 EXP, 725/1000
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>106897
I say we kick back with the harpies for a few days before heading out. Maybe they can give us some supplies for our journey
>>106897
>dick gets bigger
I thought we lost cock growth in exchange for having a larger dick permanently when we ate the dick fruit?
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>106897
Let's just leave now with our new waifu.
>>106915
No, the spell was lost temporarily while his dick was bigger.
>>106925
Phallomancy is a complicated art.
>>106925
What type of elf did we capture?
>>106931
I believe Nellia is a busty blonde elf with glasses. Unless you mean Vanyal, I believe she's black haired and pretty good at combat
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>106897
Practice mid-air coitus with Galla and Kazzan.
>>106972
Wouldn't end well. James is afraid of heights
>>107002
Shit, forgot that.
>>107002
No he's afraid of flight, but it still wouldn't work.
>>106906
>Decide it's best to stay for a while
>After all, you've been traveling every day since the shrine
>Kick back, relax, enjoy some sexy times with the wives
>Everyone seems to be getting along with Galla
>Had a few more nightly sneak-away sessions with her
>She seems to enjoy you being at her mercy
>Whatever, you get laid
>Help the harpies hunt and cook food
>Even gather water in their weird pots
>Not a bad place
>Ask the elder about getting over the mountains
"Well, we don't go far, but whenever we have the need we simply fly over. I don't know where you would simply walk through. I suppose you could ask the goblin tribes. They are camped only a day's fly away from here."
>How long is a day's fly on foot?
"Ah, I believe that's... three days?"
>Great
>Well, thanks
>Inform everyone of the plan
>Galla takes off into the open air, flying ahead
>Start moving
>First day of camp
>Galla is preening herself
>Aalna is tending the fire and cooking
>Vanyal out helping Nallia study mountain plants
>Zan is taking acatnap
>Quite a nice dayInstead of an action, roll to see what event happens here at the peaceful camp. Remember this is a fantasy setting. Giant robot attack won't happen no matter your roll.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>107022
GIANT HARPY ATTACK