Greentext Quest 1: Like a Shitty Anime
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>You crack your eyelids open
>Daylight streams down above you
>You're in a forest?
>Dafuq?
>You don't live in a forest
>Wait, where do you live?
>You have amnesia
>cliche.jpg
>There's a rustling sound
>You sit up and look around
>Catgirl appears
"Hey, what are you doing here? Don't you know this is the Gato Tribe's territory?"
>What do?Roll 1d10 with your suggestion. The first person to get higher than a 5 will have their suggestion used. No dice roll means your post isn't an action suggestion.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40442
Touch fluffy ears
>>40447
That 10 though
>Stand up and move towards her
>She takes a few steps back
>Stepping lively, you ruffle her ears
>She jumps, but otherwise doesn't move away
>She purrs
>After a moment she shakes her head, face red
"H-Hey, stop that!"
>She shoves, hard
>You fall on your ass
>What a bitch
>Steps towards a tree
>Pulls out a goddamn spear
>Points it at you
"You're coming with me, human! I might not have found any food, you'll make a nice prize!"
>Action?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>40468
Let's ask where she's taking us. Might as well play nice as long as a spear is leveled at us.
>>40473
"I'm taking you back to the village! Now get up and let's move!"
>Get off your ass
>Start walking
>generic_forest.png
>As you walk look down
>You were wearing a t-shirt and jeans last you remember
>Now wearing a beige tunic and brown breeches
>Wut
>Trudge along
>Come into a clearing
>More catgirls with spears
>Nice
>They give you... interesting looks
>Give you and your escort the clear
>Large treetop village with sick rope ladders and everything
>Also catgirls
>Catgirls everywhere
>Girl you're with leads you to one hut
"Well go on, go inside!"
>Question mark?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40506
We'll only go in if she follows!
>>40506
dice+1d10
Randomly kick someone
>>40518
>She narrows her eyes
"Fine."
>Sets her spear nearby against a wall
>Motions you to go in
>Welp
>Step into the cottage
>Small room with few commodities
>One door, looks like the only other room here
>Closed
>Various shit lying around
>Herbs(?), incense, a few books
>Older cat...woman?
>She stretches
>Get a good look at what she's got going on
>Nicex2
>Suddenly, a sharp slap on the back of the head
"Don't stare at Wisdom Liagra like that!"
>Rub the back of your head
>"Wisdom" gives you a coy smile
"Hmmn... Why have you brought this human boy to me, child? Were you not supposed to be finding food?"
"A-ah! Yes, Wisdom! But... I... Well, he's tresspassing!"
"Then I will deal with him. And I will deal with you later, Kenno. Go."
>Your escort looks at you angrily
>Leaves
"So, boy... What is your name?"
>Action + nameRoll 2d10. The first determines action as normal. The second determines name. First person with a roll less than 5 has their name used.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>40549
Rolling properly.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)
>>40558
>James
Ask if we can sit. If she says yes, cheekily sit down next to her.
>>40578
Name confirmed for James. Awaiting 5+ for action.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>40558
Seduce her
Rolled 7 (1d10)
We bow down and tell we didn't know we were tresspassing
Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d10)
>>40590
Offer her a list of ways you can help.
>>40558
Ask permission to touch fluffy tail.
>>40612
>She cocks an eyebrow as you get on the floor
"Hm... At least you know your place. James, hm? A very strange name."
>She gets up and goes to a cabinet
>Rustles around
>Pulls out a jar and post
>Bustles around doing shit
>Sit up because bowing is uncomfortable
>Watch that sweet ass move around
>Eventually she returns to her seat
>Hands you a cup
>What'sthisshit.wav
"It's tea. Surely you know what tea is. Drink, and let us talk. Where are you from, James? You appear to be a farmer from nearby, but none of them would dare trespass in our forest."
>...
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>40645
"I'm a benevolent spirit of the forest."
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40645
Tell her you are a god trapped in human form and you need help to regain your power
>>40661
Cheeky, anon.
>>40661
Sorry friend, but >>40666 has trips to go along with his higher roll.
>Her ears twitch
>She cocks her head
"A god? With a name so bland as James? Surely you're joking."
>She takes a sip of her tea, closing her eyes, enjoying the flavor
"Hm... I suppose I could believe you... If you can prove it to me, of course."
>Shit
>Are you even magic?
>Is magic even real here?
>Panic sets in
>Liagra chuckles
"I'm waiting. Or did you really think you could get away with such a lie?"
>Select
Okay, time for some WORLD DECISIONS. Someone will roll 2d20 along with their action roll (Standard 1d10, 5+ is choice). We determine how magical this realm is, along with how magic the char is.
>1-4: No magic.
>5-10: Some magic.
>11-15: A lot of magic.This and above Wisdoms are shamans.
>16-20: Where is there NOT magic?
Unless there is no magic, here is James:
1-5: You have no magic.
6-10: You have some magic.
11-15: High-wizard tier magical.
16-20: Godlike
>>40694
You can't roll two different kinds of dice at once I'm afraid, so d10 and d20 is a no go.
Rolled 16, 4 = 20 (2d20)
>>40694
>>40704
>Magic everywhere
>We have no magic
Oh boy!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>40694
Pretend to do magic
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>40694
Tell her that the fact that we have no access to magic at all in a world where magic is everywhere should be enough proof that something is not right with us
Our powers were sealed away when we were trapped in this form
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>40694
Tell her we actually have amnesia and have no idea who or what we are, we were just having fun.
>>40715
We even fail at pretending.
>>40717
Clever
>She sets aside her tea
>Reaches out and cups your face
>Closes her eyes
>Get a look down her shirt
>Tits
>Suddenly you feel warm and tingly
>Yet you don't have a boner
>She sits back, obviously confused
"Well, there is not a trace of magic in you. I know nothing of seals, so I cannot say for sure if your story is true, but... Perhaps I should stay on my toes, hm?"
>That coy smile again
>Try to return your own cocky smile
>Take a sip of tea
>Notbad.jpg
"Now then, James. God or not you are still here in our village when you should not be. The punishment, as it were, for such a crime is marriage."
>Look at her funny
>Cute giggle
"We cannot birth men of our own, so any we catch in our territory become ours. Of course, we are not animals. We will give you your choice of wife. Sadly, though, you have lost your freedom to leave."
>Gulp
>This is either awesome or terrible
>Probably awesome
>Decision
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>40742
Ask how long we are allowed to think on our decision. After all we've barely met anyone in this village.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>40742
Counter-offer
We will give her a Demi-god child if she lets us go so we can regain our power
Also when we get our Godhood back we will bless her village
>>40742
If this is our fate, might as well enjoy it. Awesome.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>40742
As a god you demand to have sex with each of them before you can decide
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>40769
>>40769
Yea it would have
>>40772
"... Very well. I do not wish to take the risk that I truly am imprisoning a god. However, to ensure your honesty I would ask that you take someone with you who can return you to us should you be lying."
>She drinks more tea, tail twitching
>Deep thinker over here
>Just keep staring at her
>She shifts, then returns her gaze to you
"But we'll talk about that more later. For now you are our guest! Please, stay here for the night. God or captured husband, you are too valuable for us to simply let wander away at night. Any girl will be happy to have you under her roof. Now go, please."
>okay
>Leave the cottage
>Take a deep breath
>Freedom!
>Kinda
>Sky is turning all kinds of pretty colors
>Night really is approaching
>What do?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>40786
Look around the place, see the sights!And by sights I mean catbutts.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40786
Look for your sexual partner. Blue hair is sexy right?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>40786
Go explore the village
Bump into Kenno
>>40794
Character trait added: James likes girls with blue hair.
>Wander around the village
>Cute catgirls all around
>Chub gone wild
>Turn a corner
>SLAM right into someone
>Fall on your ass again
>Get coordinated, faggot
>Look at who you hit
>Cute catgirl
>Go figure
>Short blue hair and deep hazel eyes
>massivedonger.gif
>She just looks at you
>Say hi
"... Hello."
>...
>This is awkward
>Tell her the god spiel
>Ask to stay with her for the night.
"... Okay."
>She gets up and brushes herself
off
>You get off your ass... again
>She just walks away
>Better follow
>She climbs up a ladder
>Cat ass the whole climb up
>Small tree hut
>Bedroll, along with a few potted plants and a very small shelf with... Glass figues? Huh. A fire place nestled into the corner with a small stack of wood.
>Cozy
"... I live here."
>Obviously
>Go
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>40833
get some information about the world
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>40833
Fuck like animals
>>40838
What do you ask?
>>40840
General lay of the land, who are the major political powers, what sort of creatures inhabit this world, recent major events
>>40840
How often are men found?
>>40847
>She prepares a fire as you ask
"... I have never left the forest."
>She seems to be tidying up the place
>Adjusts her glass figures on the shelf
"... There are four tribes. We are the Gato tribe, the most prosperous."
>Pulls out a jar of leaves and a kettle
>More tea you guess
"... There are humans, beast races, like us, and monsters."
>Makes you some tea
>Hands you some
>Doesn't make herself any
"... Wisdom Liagra recently banished a girl for trying to kidnap a man from a human farm."
>Those are your questions
>Sit
>Wait
>She watches you
>You don't drink any tea
>She
>Just
>STARES
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>40868
Ask about herself!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>40868
Ask about magic and the general mechanics behind it
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>40868
Ask about village history
>>40868
[roll 1d10]
Ask if the captured men-husbands is a longstanding tradition/how long it'sbeen done
>>40886
Options menu dice+1d10
>yer welcome
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>40890
Thanks!
>>40880
>She sits for a moment after you ask
>STARING
"... We all have magic. Except you."
>What a nonanswer
>Think for a second
>Open your mouth
>She has tears in her eyes
"Do you... Hate me? You won't drink my tea..."
>Wut
>Look at tea
>It is starting to get cold
>Seems normal
>Stuff
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>40922
pat her head
drink tea
>>40922
Drink that tea right now!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40922
Of course not! Drink tea
>>40947
>Down the hatch
>That's some good tea
>She wipes her eyes
>Back to the staring
>Quickly finish the tea
>She takes the cup
>Pours you more
>Waits, watches
>Drink that one too
>She sets the cup aside
>Then she pushes you a little before sitting in your lap
"... You are my husband now. The Wisdom told you the rules, and you chose me. Tomorrow we will be married."
>Uh
>Torn between freedom and pussy
>Pun intended
>Sweats
>Action
>>40968
Explain that we are leaving to regain our Godhood but we will return to her one day
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>40968
Fondle cat-ears while thinking.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>40979
forgot my dice
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>40968
Consummate marriage preemptively, then mention your quest/ask her to join you
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>40968
Tell her that we accept but we must leave soon to regain our Godhood and Powers beyond her Mortal Understanding
These rolls bruh
Gonna AFK for about 30 minutes. Feel free to post catgirls until then.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>40968
You're all too soft for the dice-gods!
Initiate make-outs.
>>41016
Our Prophet!
>>41061
Nice art, anon.
>>41061
Nice.
>>41075
>>41080
Thank you, OP said we should post Catgirls so....It was my duty
I must go now
I expect to be well on the way to Godhood when I return
I'm trusting you anons
>>41137
Either godhood or harem building or just plain old fucking everything in sight. You know, the usual.
>>41016
>The power of the boner compels you
>Lean in
>Gently kiss her lips
>You suddenly feel hands on your head
>She's pulling you into her
>Kissing like a maniac
>Nice
>She starts nibbling on your lip, hands rubbing your chest
>Double nice
>After a moment of this she stops and leans back, panting
"... I am sorry, husband. I don't even know your name yet."
>Tell her
"... Jaaammmeeess."
>A small smile on her lips
"... I like it."
>Dew it
>>41232
How lewd.Did we even get her name?
>>41251
QuiteNo one ever asked.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>41258
I don't know your name either..(ask her name)
>>41272
Yeah, best to find out.
>>41272
"... I am Kazzan. But you may call me Zan... Or wife."
>She leans closer and hugs you
>Softly, in your ear
"They will all be so envious of me. I have a husband and many didn't even know a man was in the village."
>Leans back to stare into your eyes
>Gives you a very soft kiss
>Nuzzles against you
>...
"... Husband. I have never been this close to a man before. I am... Excited."
>>41314
Pat her head
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>41314
Why did your hair change color?
Lose boner
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>41314
Nuzzle her neck and massage her back a little if she's facing us. Get her comfy.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
test
WHy can't I roll dice?
>>41338
>She begins to purr
>Clings onto you
"H-Husband..."
>Suddenly door bursts open
"Kazzan! Someone told me you we- Ah!"
>Look up
>Tall, rather busty catgirl at the door
>Glaring hard at Zan
"... Hello Nemii. Why are you here?"
"I'm here because of him!"
>Angry cat thrusts a finger at you
"You stole him away and you're already trying to seduce him before anyone has a chance! I never thought you were so trecherous!"
"... No, he chose me. Isn't that right, husband?"
"Wuh!? Husband! Is that true, human?"
>She turns to you
>She and her titties
"Have you really chosen Kazzan to be your wife?"
>Crossroads in destiny
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>41384
Yes. Kazzan is my bride-to-be.
Rape cat girl
>>41393
Can't beat a Nat 10
>>41393
Dice approve.
>>41393
"I cannot believe this! The wisdom will hear of this, Kazzan!"
"..."
>Nemii leaves
"... I am sorry, husband. I was right. They are jealous."
>Another smile on her lips
>Damn she's cute
>Pat her head
>She looks at you
>Stares for a moment
"... Husband, are you really a god? I won't be mad if you aren't. I am happy to have you in my arms."
>Ears twitch
>Continues to stare
>Hard decisions
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>41422
I am really a demon
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>41422
I woke up without any memories, so I'm not sure what I am. However, (mention quest and invite her along)
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>41422
I am a God in Mortal form....I am a God....of Love Making and I have chosen you as my Holy Vessel
>>41439
Noice
>>41427
THE PLOT THICKENS
>She tilts her head
>More staring
>She gives you a peck on the nose
"... Husband, there is no need to tell jokes like that. I... I love you no matter what."
>She shifts in her lap
>Your dick jabs her ass
"Ah! ... Oh..."
>Her cheeks flush
"... We have not..."
>She is quiet
>She looks into your eyes
>This stare is different
>She looks...
>Hungry
>Diamond cock activated
"Kazzan?"
>Zan sighs and look towards the door
>It's the Wisdom, Nemii in tow
>Nemii has a huge, shit eating grin
"Kazzan. Nemii has told me that you have tried to take the human as your husband without giving any other girl a chance."
"... No, Wisdom. He chose me. That means he is mine."
>Liagra gives you a look
"Still, he is suppose to be shown to the village. Are you worried that he will chose another as his wife?"
>Softly, Zan whispers
"... Yes."
>Zan bows her head, deflated quite a bit
"... I will follow custom, Wisdom."
"Hm. Good. Boy. Since you seem to have made up your mind on what to do with yourself, then you will stay with Nemii instead tonight."
>She gestures to Tits McCat
>Zan makes a soft squeak, looking worried
>She climbs off of you
>Obvious boner
>Decisions
>>41482
Decide you like blond catgirls with blue eyes and round faces instead
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>41482
"okay, wait for me for a second, I'm busy with that one first though."
>>41482
Awww maaan.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>41498
Roll
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>41482
Look down at your boner and smile to all the females present. Showing how pleased you are with your manhood
What's the best place for catgirl hentai?
>>41499
>Liagra rolls her eyes
"Should you truly choose Kazzan as your wife then you will have plenty of time to... be busy. The girls know they aren't allowed to sleep with a man until he is married to them."
>She sternly looks at Zan, who looks down and blushes
>She gives a similar look to Nemii
>Nemii's grin falters, and she looks away
"... Of course, once he is shown to the village then there are many things they can do. I'm sure you will be occupied then as well."
>Zan looks even more worried, her eyes darting everywhere but at you
"Now come along."
>The Wisdom steps over to you. She waits a moment, then grabs your arm
>When she does you can feel... Something disappear
>You lose your boner
>Wtf
>Fucking magic
>You get up
"Go with Nemii. I will have a few words with Kazzan."
>Nemii quickly steps over and grabs your arm, pulling you away
>Damn she's strong
>Look back
>Zan has tears in her eyes
>The voices
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>41540
Go find Kenno and get her number
>>41577
>Tell Nemii that you are thirsty
"Don't worry, I have water at my place!"
>Shit
>Tell her that, as a god, you can only drink pure spring water
>She looks at you
"I... guess that makes sense. Okay! Come with me, I know where one is."
>She continues to drag you along
>Brings you to a ladder down
>Quickly blitz down
>Shit shit shit
>Spot Kenno
>Run over
"Huh? Human? What are you- Ah!"
>Grab her shoulders
>Ask for her number
"... What?"
>Uh
>Ask for her to hide you
"Why do you need hiding? You just-"
"Aah! Human! Where did you go!?"
"Ugh, it's Nemii. Wait, is she looking for you!?"
>Tell her she's trying to get your dick
>Gotta hide
>Kenno blushes, but nods
>Pulls you into what seems like a storage shed
>Wait a few minutes, Nemii shouts for you
>Voice trails off
>Phew
>Turn to Kenno
>She's crammed up against you, tits pressed into your chest
>NICE
>Dick doesn't react
>Wut
>Kenno is blushing
"H-Human..."
>Action
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>41540
Keep Kazzan foremost in our thoughts as we are tempted by other cats
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>41667
Get out of the current situation so we can get our dick back
>>41667
Decide that you like Kenno more, tsundere is hot
>>41667
What is this sorcery?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>41699
>>41693
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Where the fuck are the dinosaurs?
>Probably all dead
>Right now, catgirls
>Get up
"I thought the Wisdom said you were going to stay the night and leave. It's odd, but she doesn't go back on her word. Are you going to be shown off to the village?"
>Tell her a bit of what's happened
"Hmph. So you've used your tricks to make Zan believe she loves you? What a terrible man."
>Kenno turns away from you
"Well, since I brought you and no food, I have guard duty. So have a good night."
>She wanders off
>Start to go after her
"Human!"
>Fuck
>It's Nemii
"There you are! Why did you wander off? I got the spring water for you."
>She hands you a water skin, smiling sweetly at you
>Take it and drink
>And drink
>And drink
>Damn you're thirsty
>Nemii watches in amazement
"Ah, a god needs so much water, yeah? Well, come on. The Wisdom said you were going to stay with me. My home is close anyway!"
>She takes your arm again
>Choice
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>41757
Be angry that your dick is broken.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>41757
Comply, but remember that we only Kazzan
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>41757
Ask her to show us around the village before we go to her house.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>41776
Kazzan is love. Kazzan is life.
>>41766
>Yank your arm away
>Demand to know why the fuck your dick doesn't work
>Nemii tilts her head
"I don't know. I guess the Wisdom used a spell on you... If you're worried, though, I can help you try to fix it."
>Sly smile on her face
>She continues on
>You follow since you have nowhere else to go
>Make it to her home
>A bit larger than Zan's place
>Another damn tea set, larger fire place, bookshelf with few books, a large rug and plushy bedroll
"Hehe. There is only one place to sleep, so we will sleep together. Hmph. I can't believe Zan tried to steal you. Right now you belong to the village."
>She closes the door
>Then she presses you against the wall, big ole titties against you
"Now... You said there was something wrong... Down there?"
>That fucking grin again
>Dice
waifufags in shitty anime quest. I shouldn't be surprised.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>41816
Run out of the house before you fall into that slut's trap
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>41816
My Godly Powers need to be regained, I'm unsure what kind of spell Wisdom used upon my Mortal Form.
I need it to be....dewitched
>>41828
Instead, insist that you chose Kazzan. Resist advances.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>41816
I've already decided upon Kazzan. Your attempts at seduction are fruitless.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>41842
Dice
>>41828
>Push her away
>Go the the door
>IT'S FUCKING LOCKED
"Ugh. I knew you would try to run."
>Nemii grabs you and turns you around
"What, are you going to back to Kazzan? She's not allowed to sleep with you. Besides, she's stupid and creepy. And she doesn't have these."
>She squeezes her breasts together and leans on you again
"Don't you want a real woman?"
>Fuck with the door again
>She steps back, furious
"Aah! Well, it doesn't matter. The Wisdom said you're staying with me and that means you're here all night!"
>Chance
>>41863
Submit but when she falls asleep go fuck around outside. Maybe spray paint some gang signs.
>>41863
Lol might as well fuck her.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>41881
this
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>41863
I'd much rather pick Kazzan than you. I'm only sleeping here.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>41863
Throw the tea set into the fireplace, then sleep on the rug.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>41893
Rollin, but more polite
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>41863
Might aswell fuck her....or atleast fuck her tits....
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>41863
Since we can't get it hard tonight, let's pet fluffy ears and sleep.
This shit is better than any LN Ive ever read
>>41933
>>41893
>Tell her you've already chosen Zan
>Thank her for being willing to let you stay with her, though
>She glares at you
"So she really did seduce you already. Hmph! Well, you're missing out!"
>She spins around and goes to the tea set
>Time for tea again
>You get settled
>She takes longer than the other two
>Angrily thrusts a cup at you after a while, nearly spilling hot tea all over you
"Here's your tea. I'm only giving it to you because it's polite! Not that you know anything about being polite, saying no to a lady."
>She sits across from you, drinking her tea and glaring
>This bitch
>Sip the tea
>Not that great
>Consider telling her that Zan's was better
>Nah
>Drink up
>She drinks with you in silence
>Slowly as you drain your drinks she smiles
>Wut
>Blink
>Feeling warm
>Oh, hey, the cock is working again
>At full capacity, if you know what I mean
>Nemii sets down her cup and takes yours
>Were her tits always that big?
>Can't stop staring
"Hmmm? What's wrong, human? Why are you staring so hard? I thought you chose Kazzan? Hehe. Or did you finally realize you want more?"
>FateAs a sidenote, fuck the capcha. Anyone else having trouble?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42140
Intermittently.
>S-silence, wench, your wiles won't work on me!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>42140
Fap and glare.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42140
Dive in
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>42140
You demand to see Kaz! Blue hair boner rage!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42140
You bitch, I won't give in to your villainous drug!
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>42160
Welp
>Fuck you're horny
>Not gonna give this bitch the satisfaction, though
>Slide hand into breeches
>datewithrosiepalms.pdf
>Her eyes go wide
>Giving her the stink eye
>She looks confused
>Watches you for a moment
>Leans over, tits dangling, tugging at your pants
"I'm glad the tea worked... Come on, now, don't look so mad! :et's have some fun~ We can't mate, though. I won't break the rules like Kazzan. You can sleep with me after we're married."
>Pants off
>Fuck it, you're still fapping
>Looking at her like she just pissed on your mother's grave
"H-Hey! You don't have to be so mad, I just want to make you feel good. Just let me..."
>Reaches out for that dick
>DestinyOP dice is dick size, since we'll apparently need it.
1: Small dick
2-3: Average dick
4-5: Big dick
6: Huge dick
>>42254
Dice are master trolls
>>42254
>small dick
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>42254
Cum on her tits with our small penis
>>42290
>again
DICE PLS MY SIDES
>>42254
paint the opposite wall white.
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>42302
Gonna roll again. If another 1 James now has a micropenis.If 6 retcon to average because I'm a merciful QM.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42308
derped roll.
>>42324
Reroll for crawling inward?
>>42324
I'm sorry James.
>>42324
why.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>42254
Slap hand away and finish without her involvement
>turns out James was a reverse trap all along
>>42357
best option
>>42324
HAHAHAHAHA
OH
>>42357
Now that would be a plot twist.
>>42348
Backing.
The quest to get the dick wet has turned into a quest ti not be a laughing stock, or at least make it normal sized.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>42348
>Continue beating it
>Smack her hand away
>Glare
>Feeling really damn warm
>Christ, this is awesome
>Beating it while staring at those creamy cat titties
>Jizz
>Jizz a lot
>More than you ever have before
>You think
>Nemii just stares, transfixed
>Sitting there, breathing hard
>Speaking of which...
>Still diamonds
>Hand and crotch covered in goo
>Pray to the dice godsQuest for the god-sized dong?
>>42324
Fucking awesome
>>42324
now that's an interersting hentai.
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>42391
Rollin for change priorities to get a bigger dick
Alternatively, have her lick the remains in hopes she'll stop being curious about James microchode.
>>42324
Masterful.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>42391
Think of your ugly teacher.
>>42430
>Have amnesia
Sorry, my bad.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>42415
Rerolling for 1d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42391
Thinking about the blue haired girl makes your dick grow several sizes. Like magic. Cock magic.
>>42430
Is this post valid if he has amnesia?
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>42467
>>42467
Supporting
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>42496
Fug
>>42495
Awww, I liked micropenis-man.
>>42495
James will never have a monster dong now.
>>42512
Its magic. Itll go away believe it
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>42467
Rollin
>>42526
Heh. Too late though!
>>42514
There's still hope! The quest has only just begun!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>42495
Pass out from blood pressure loss.
>>42495
>Still aroused, you turn your thoughts to Zan
>Your hand wraps around your dick again
>You strike your now bigger dick
>Wait
>Wut
>Look down
>Dick is now about average
>Feels huge compared to before
>Nemii's eyes are enormus
>Welp
>Keep stroking it, thinking about Kazzan
>Moan her name
>Nemii looks startled, then mad
"Hey! That's it!"
>She jumps on you, pinning your arms
"I'm going to play with you, and you're not going to stop me!"
>Body too hot
>At her touch, you spasm
>Cum again
>shit'sgood.jpg
>Take a deep breath
>Feel funny
>Look down
>Dick goes soft, then shrinks down to your usual size
>Dafuk
"Augh! Stupid human!"
>She slaps you
"I-I just w-wanted a husband!"
>She keeps hitting you, though it's getting weaker
"B-but that t-terrible g-girl Kazzan s-stole you right away..."
>She collapses on you, sobbing
>Fug
>The dice rattleJames has leveled up! Level 1 Cock Mage.
>>42567
Comfort her, tell her she'll find one soon enough.
>>42567
>Strike
I meant stroke
>>42567
What perks come with Cock Mage
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>42567
Spread skill points
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>42567
Attempt to console her then when she's asleep focus on developing our new powers.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Your tears won't work on me sorceress.
James scowls at her and uses her hair to wipe the cum off his hands.
>>42602
>You try your best to comfort her
>She stops crying
>Makes another pass at you
>Let her down gently
>She seems okay with it now
>Have regular tea after cleaning up
>Talk a bit
>Learn that there is a human village north of the forest
>Eventually lay down with her to sleep
>...
>She starts snoring softly
>Get up, move away, and tug down pants
>The ole microcock
>Focus
>Nothing
>Hm
>Look down Nemii's shirt
>Get hard
>Focus again
>Dick grows again
>SweetSpell learned: Cock Growth
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42683
Find Zan's house and get into bed with her, prepared to use our new spell
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42683
Exchange pantsu
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42683
wake her up with some surprise buttsex.
It isn't real sex, so its fine.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
Quietly peruse the room for bitchin magical items
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>42683
Break free! Find Kazzan!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>42716
Rolling for unforeseen anal intercourse.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42683
Stick new grown cock in her ass as a sign of trust and companionship.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42683
go to village
>>42738
Nice
>>42722
>Search around room
>Various leaves in pots that you assume is tea
>A few books in a language you can't read
>Some cups and plates
>Whole place is pretty boring
>Nemii rolls a bit in the bedroll, stirring
>Hold breath
>Stays asleep
>Phew
>Almost got caught with pants down
>Literally
>Speaking of
>Pull pants back on
>Dick is micro once more
>Choice
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>42786
Ask how many men she's tried to seduce before. Do they see a lot of men around this village?
>>42786
Dude, come on
Go with the ten that won
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42786
Rerolling to go to Kazzan's bed with growth spell prepared
>>42802
Did you read the rules? FIRST roll above 5 always wins. Unless it's blatantly a shitpost I suppose.
>>42802
It's not highest roll, it's first to get 5+
>>42786
dice+1d10
make dick big then slap it on her cheek a few times
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42786
Remove stained pants, put on her ears.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42786
Go to sleep like the boring guy we are.
>>42825
Pants aren't stained, still want to do that?
>>42821
shit i cant roll
>>42825
Oh boy
>>42848
meh. Let's do it.
>>42848
Maybe we should stain them first.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>42848
Teabag her instead
Grow balls if we can
>>42825
>>42874
>Hm...
>Remove pants once again
>Tuck over Nemii's ears
>They twitch wildly under the fabric
>She rolls around a bit
>Groggily opens her eyes and pulls them off
"Hm? *yawn* What's happening? James..."
>She looks around the room
>Sees you
>Weak sly smile
"Have you changed your mind?"
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42916
Molest big fat cat tats
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>42916
Wait for her to go back to sleep and sneak outside.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>42916
Let her sleep then leave to find Kazzan's place/train your magic more
>>42926
>Shrug
>Step back over to her and lay down
>She's a little more awake, her smile a little seductive
"Well, is that a ye- ah!"
>You don't bother to wait, you squeeze those big kitty mams
>Pretty soft
>Rub them
>Tug on her nips
>Her face is red, eyes closed
>Moaning
>Boner 2: The Sequel
>Smack them a little
>Lean in and suck one
>Damn she's going crazy
>Her arms warp around your head as you bury your face in those tits
"O-Oh..."
>Crossroads
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>42978
Get her to climax then leave
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>42978
Roll to channel Cock Growth skill
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42978
Fuck her right in the pussy, and tell her never to tell anyone, or else.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>42978
fuck bellybutton with micropenor.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>42978
Run our fingers down her legs.
>>42993
...or else what?
James has not presented a particularly threatening set of skills and abilities so far.
>>42978
We're having dangerous degenerate thoughts. Don't cheat on poor Kaz!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Change mind. Think of Zan. Guilt trip
>>42992
>You focus again
>Feel your dick increase in size again
>Looks like you have that one down
>Continue to molest those sweet jugs
>After lots of moaning she pushes you away
>J-James... I... I want to do what you did earlier. Please. I'll show you why you should choose me over Kazzan."
>Looks at you longingly
>Face flushed
>Lust in her eyes
>Tough to say no
>Voices
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43058
PRESERVE VIRGINITY FOR WAIFU
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>43058
Let her do us
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>43058
Nice job formatting the speech text, me. You fucking moron.
Rolling for OP to suck less
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>43058
Itadakimasu!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>43058
Refuse, have sense of honor
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>43058
Tell her she has to use her feet
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s97Mb1TZqbU
>>43080
Which means James eats her sexually speaking
>>43081
>>43079
>GM
>keeps critfailling
>>43133
>not being pure for your waifu
Fucking degenerate.
>>43101
I would never have guessed.
>>43156
You never know sometimes.
>>43155
We've already fondled her and had lewd thoughts and dick increases.
Surely we're already past the point of honorable decision making?
>>43080
>>43101
>Tell her to spread her legs and remove clothes
"B-but James, we're not allowed to-"
>Just do it, geez
>She complies
>Get down between those smooth legs
>Start licking
>She resumes going fucking wild
>Thighs like a vice around your head
>Keep going, hit that clit
>Slip in a finger
>Damn is she loud
>Suddenly arches her back
>IT'S A FLOOD
>Pussy juice all over your face
>She's twitching on the floor
>Score one for James+125 EXP, 125/1000
>Decisions
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43196
At least stick it in the pooper and not the magical vagina.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>43196
Gloat
>>43182
Not yet we're not, she drugged us and we're experimenting with cock magic
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>43196
360 and walk away
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>43196
Now wait for her to fall asleep and sneak out. Attempt to knock up as many waifus as you can.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>43196
Turkeybaste her
>>43196
Make her believe this was just a dream.
>>43248
The fact that we made the smug rapist cat that forces us here into a incoherent postclimax mess
>>43248
"I bet you want this microchode right about now"
>>43273
>Grab her clothes and dry off face
>Haha, nice try
>You thought you could take me but I took you, bitch
>Do you still want this dick?
>She's still twitching
"I... aaahn... guh..."
>That's what I thought
>You don't take what you want
>I take what I want
>Eventually she comes down from her orgasm high
>Looks at you
"Y-You're so mean. I d-didn't do anything worse than Kazzan did. She s-seduced you!"
>This shit again
>Whispers
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>43345
>Didn't you have a good time?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>43345
Fuck her ass to show her mean
>>43345
Mean? That was a gift! Payment for a lovely evening.
Wish her a nice day and leave her house.
>>43345
>Kazzan is not like you, you cant make people like you like this
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43345
Can we please fucking sneak out yet?
