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Lets go postal!


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So you are doing your daily job as a postal worker, when you just decide to stop. You throw the mail on the ground, walk to your vehicle, and drive home. Dubs decide what you do next.
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Transforme into bolsonaro.
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>>71810
Eat fifty churros in rapid succession.
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gather all my money and book a flight to the moon
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>>71810
Hibernate.
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Go postal and kill everyone you see on the street.
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>>71874
Is that a reference to something? It's familier to me.
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>>71810
>Rolling for
I meet a guy called Paul Allen, he gives me his card, I accept the opportunity. I am now a cruzmissile.
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>>71898
Well, kind of. It's a reference to a greentext that might be nsfw. Do you want to see it?
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>>71904
Rerollionilio
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>>71874
J.K. Rolling
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Go are get your job back at the post office
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Meet DannyDorito
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>>71874
King K Roll
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>>71810
Reroll
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make a bomb
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Try to solve life's greatest questions.
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>>71874
Rolling Stones
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>>71874
Rolling one last time
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kill yourself
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>>71810
Get an overview of your weapon locker
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Take a shit and eat it.
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Begin preparations to assassinate Mark Zuckerberg
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Join the nazis
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>>71810
Board is too slow to dubz.


Light dog on fire
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>>71810
Feed the gimp
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Stick the entire chair inside ur ass
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Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

kill the family
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>>72270
reroll
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

rrreroll
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