HANGRY QUEST PART DEUX
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>>31063
>>31063
Continuation of this quest.
Context: You're name is Whatever (literally), and you're having some serious hunger pangs. You need to get some food in that stomach right fucking STAT.
You eat weed to try and smooth the hunger, but it didn't shit and now you're high as fuck.
In your fucked-up state you decide it'd be a good idea to cosplay as sexy batman in order to sex-up the boys at Arby's for free food.
So then you bust out of your apartment in full bat-regalia, head to the nearest roof, and try to free-run your way to Arby's via rooftops, motherfucker.
But then you fucked up.
Faint, do nothing untill someone calls an ambulance
>>66413
And now you're falling seven stories...
>>66433
On to a convenient awning
>>66433
Fall on top of a charming gentlemen with many riches who will be instantly smitten by our gracious figure
>>66433
>>66440
YOU'RE NOT THAT LUCKY
However by some miracle, a dumpster was there to break your fall.
>>66453
Eat costume
>>66453
IT STILL HURTS LIKE SHIT THOUGH
>>66453
A dumpster behind a resturant that offers free food to those in need, and being stoned, hurt, and being really hungry, you fit the bill
>>66464
Ask girl if she has any food.
>>66464
Ask the person over there to call an amberlamps, pretty sure we've got glass embedded in our everything and at least a few broken limbs.At least hospitals have food.
Kill the girl over there and eat her body.
>>66592
Isn't that a bit on the extreme side?
This shit is killing out buzz. Ditch the bat mask and ask the nice lady if she has any food.
Batman doesn't fucking beg for food.
>>66694
Our hunger is extreme
>>66731
we're trying to still Whatever's hunger, not try to make her HUGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0
>>66464
Maybe we fell into the dumpster behind Arbys. Get out and take in your surroundings.
>>66464
Ignore the pain.
Consume everything edible in the dumpster before examining surroundings.
>>66464
fug pretty lady and then fug arby guys
>>66464
Offer some fuk for some Arby's
>>66464
Eat one of her cigarettes!
>>66464
Check status and health levels, if healthy enough, ask the fine lady if she has any edibles to share. If broke something, ask for a ride to the hospital, where you will proceed to ask for the token hospital meal
Ask the lady for some food. Seduce her if you MUST
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>66464
roll to seduce
>>67790
Second
>>66464
Accost that traveller
>>66796
The word H U G E is used about 72 times in that video.
After a couple minutes of silent crying the pain subsides, and you peek out of the dumpster.
Besides feeling sore, the only things broken is your pride, and your badass mask.
>>69259
become the DUMPSTER DIVER instead of batman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNX3NvImiy8
You ask the lady if she has any food to share.
"Just drugs," she states.
She has drugs, she's a drug dealer.
The street this alleyway leads to looks a little....run down, you don't recognize where you are, but you think it might be a ghetto.
You also ask if she'd be more willing to share anything for "a little favor."
Okay, no she looks a little annoyed now.
So you're in a shitty dumpster in a shitty alleyway with drug lady over there all in the middle of a shitty ghetto. WHAT NOW.
>>69304
Ask her for some weed to eat like you did earlier
>>69325
Say "can I at least bum a smoke off you?"
Then eat the cigarrete. I mean tobacco is a leaf so maybe it will help satiate you.
>>69325
Ask directions to the nearest Arby's
>>69304
Alright first ask her if she's a cop, then ask her if she has any shrooms.
>>69344
I guess it can't taste too much worse than the weed from earlier
>>69325
ask if you can work for food.
>>69325
You decide that weed will only make you hungrier, so you walk away, with the arbys in the next block over
>>69325
This woman has no munchies. She is worthless to our quest. We must go to Arby's.
>>69325
Ask her for the nearest restaurant
>>69325
Remember our school days, and all those DARE seminars. Take a bite out of crime.
>>69445
that wouldnt be asexualmetaphor would it??
>>69560
Gotta get those poor criminals off the streets somehow, senpai.
>>69325
Hit the gym and lose weight, stop being a fat NEET degenerate
>>69755
T H I C K
>>69755
low test beta male detected
>>69992
>>69829
I gotta agree with thicc man on this one. just don't over do it
>>69325
Ask her on a date. To Arby's. Explain that you have no money so you'll have to fuck twice as many Arby's people to get food for both of you, but she's worth it, because she's cute and has drugs.
>>70058
this do thisdating a qt drug dealer is my fantasy
Kill the drug dealer and eat her fresh corpse.
>>70911
Stop it with the fucking cannibalism
>>71465
>implying you DON'T want to eat a cute drug dealing girl's dead corpse
Smack her with in the crotch with your PHALLIC OBJECT and then steal a smoke off her.
>>70058
must take kawaii gril on kawaii deito
Cannibalism is the best ism.
>>69325
Take her on your journey for food, convincing her that food from arbys is better than dealing drugs
>>73549
look in garbage bin for food
op you here?
>>66413
Just to let everyone know I archived the last thread, so dont forget to vote for it.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Hangry
do you have a art blog
>>73820
Yes, just being a slowpoke ;v
After being silently dismissed by the drug dealer you rummage around the garbage for any scrap of food.
Your searching is fruitless, the only food things you find are empty wrappers and burger bags..
With the stomach pains getting worse you decide that it'd be a good idea to ask the drug dealer to help you get out of the ghetto. What you don't know is that you look like a fucking psychopath in that bat costume.
>>76577
Woah woah woah when did we get that BADASS scar?
You climb out of the dumpster and begin to make your way towards her. Her gaze which had previously been scanning the street is now on you. The closer you get the her the more uneasy she becomes.
Her hands dig deeper into her pockets as if she's reaching for something.
>>76587
SHE'S GOT FOOD!GET HER!
>>76577
It's a cut.
We got it after that badass fall. OP is an idiot and forgot to mention or draw it consistently.
You have a cut on your chin.
I'm bad at this. :,v
>>76587
hug her
then steal her drugs and sell them to buy food
>>76587
Raise hands (not all the way, that'll look dumb) to like, neck level
>>76587
Remember that we're Batman. A nonlethal takedown is always the most silent takedown.
>>76587
curse your chronic bitchface, and explain yourself before you get stabbed/shot.
>>76745
This.
>>76587
do a flip.
>>76587
Give her a smooch
>>76741
become a hero
become a legend
become the dark knight
>>76577
Get some sleep, hydrate, and hit the gym to lose weight and be healthy
>>76989
Dark Knight is copywrited so how about dank knight
>>77113
it fits with the weed
instead of a batarang we have a pot leaf shaped one
>>76587
As much as you enjoyed the whole Batman thing, you realize, you really need to eat. At this point you really do feel like you can eat a horse
>>76587
walk up...and when you're really close, just say "where's arby's" in your best batman voice.
Is OP rip?
>>78251
Yes
>>78194
this
bamp
>>78251
Op is dieded
op come back
NOT DEAD.
JUST DRAWING SLOWLY
REALLY SLOWLY
>>80289
Op, this is going on 5 hours later. Maybe you should consider not drawing the quest.
>>80321
but-
the draws
>>80321
treason
>>80289
>two of my favorite quests right now just game an update proving they are not died
It was worth it to stay up so long
>>80289
YOU CAN DO IT OP
WE BELIEVE IN YOU
GAMBATE
>>80321
(Okay I'm not drawing slow I'm just fucking around with other things, sorry. :v)
Before anything goes down you explain to her that you don't mean any malice, you're just really really really really really really hungry.
You elaborate on about your situation and ask her for assistance by leading you out of this ghetto hell.
>>70058
>>70120
You also tell her she's like, really cute and maybe you two can go catch a movie after this or something.... I dunno. I mean if she wants, might be fun, who knows.
>>80695
She thinks about that offer for a bit, and agrees.
Also her name is Vera.
>>80724
SWEET
We should ask her about her life to make conversation (and distract from the hunger)
Order of events
1. Please don't stab me!
2. Let's go on a date sometime
3. Oh Yeah, what's your name?
... Alrighty then!
Seductively eat her at the cinema
>>80724
start getting paranoid that vera is actually an undercover cop.
>>80753
Have we done anything wrong though?
(Besides eating an entire bag of weed?)
>>80745
that's how we do ;)
>>80784
suuuuuure you did
Don't want to sound too smart and further intimidate Vera.
Better say something stupid.
>>80758
We trespassed I guess? It doesn't really matter though since we are high, she could turn us in just for that.
Why do we still have the phallic object? What even is it?
>>80953
Non-descript phallic background object.
So now you're on your way to Arby's with Vera as your guide.
Everything is starting to look on the up and up as you make your way through little Syria with a cutie by your side and Arby's within your reach.
But wait a minute......where even ARE you???
>>80743
>>80753
>>80758
>>80842
>>80953
And who are you WITH? You just met this chick, and you're already trying to get serious with her???
She could be a cop who knows???
And you're high AS SHIT
AND YOU'RE CARRYING A DILDO AROUND IN PUBLIC
She's totally leading you into a trap, no drug dealer would be so nice, YOU'RE FUCKED MAN, FUCKED. YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON.
OH MAN YOU'RE FREAKING OUT. WHAT DO?
>>81236
play it cool
>>81236
Stop to use bathroom, but really dip the fuck out of there
>>81236
Relax and see where this goes. If it gets to suspicious then run.
>>81284
This
>>81296
Also, request to hold hands on the way
>>81236
Drop the dildo, you don't need to be carrying that around at this point
>>81236
Calm down. Hide dildo in pants and try to act not-high. Use Cape as makeshift skirt if you suddenly regain a sense of modesty.
>>81236
Drop it and pretend it's not ours
>>81236
Shit, the seed high is wearing off. Get high on endorphins instead by developing a massive fucking crush on Vera. Try not to blush and stammer too much.
>>81773
WEED high, fuck life
>>81236
Satisfy your hunger in the most reasonable of ways;
Eat Vera.
Not only do you get rid of the immediate possibility of going to jail, but you also get to finally eat after what appears to be hours
Pin her down, hide her in an alley and start going on a drug fueled canabalism frenzy
What could possibly go wrong?
>>81796
Eat Vera out in exchange for her buying Arby's. It's the perfect compromise!
>>81836
this.
>>81236
We're in a quest threat. None of this is weird.
How are we gonna pay for the movies? It's not like we have money, if we did, we would have bought food.
>>81340
>>81355
>>81633
You toss that useless dildo away, it was never any use to you anyways, you just sort of...brought it. That's one worry gone.
>>81239
>>81284
>>81296
>>81773
The fact that Arby's is about 1 mile away comforts you,
and to calm yourself down even more you begin to think of menu items they sell at Arby's, like french fries, burgers, THE SEX WITH VERA, all that cool shit.
Hold up
With all this anxiety off your mind you catch attention to a feeling...
A FEELING OF SOMETHING ON YOUR ASS.
You probably caught something when you landed in that dumpster, but WHAT IS IT?
>>85199
Nothing, it just got a little inexplicably plumper
>>85199
It's a discarded wallet that a drugged delinquent tossed into the thrash, unaware that it still had a few dollars and coins and neartly got stuck in your ass
>>85218
because we landed in MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS, TRANSFORMING US INTO BOOTY-MAN-LADY...I dunno I'm not good with names.
>>85265
From batman to buttman-woman... Shit, me too
>>85250
Yay, a wallet!
>>85199
Ask Vera to look at it for you
>>85265
Voting for mysterious chemicals and booty
>>85199
>>85218
>>85265
>>85287
Not just fat ass. Radioactive fat ass.
>>85305
No, we got amazing butt powers!
>>85328
The power of having a big ass
>>85328
We got ass tumors from radiation, that is literately a cancerous growth.
>>85362
Radiation in a bin? Come on this is at least semi realistic.
It was clearly FUCKING MAGIC
>>85414
Since when has any of this been realistic?
>>85471
Wait, you mean you've never dressed up as batman while high and ran three miles on buildings?
What, are you gay or something?
>>85516
speaking of, Our next goal after arby's should be acquiring more weed...That, or a new dildo to replace the one we threw away...or both...OH SHIT, LET'S GET A DILDO-BONG!
>>85546
A DILDONG
It's obviously MOTHER FUCKING MAGIC. It has given you a large booty and special cannibalism powers.
>>85705
RADIOACTIVE MAGIC!
>>85705
What's with you and cannibalism??
>>85705
Fuck off with cannibalism already
>>85705
Yeah nah this is the /qst/ equivalent of pork barreling, please go away.
>>85199
Vera asks what's wrong
>>85110
>never of use
>used it at the beginning of the 1st thread
>>85199
It's the massive fucking butt plug we forgot we were wearing when we ate a pound of weed.
>>85199
ded?
>>87455
Probably just distracted again...
>>87111
this is it, false alarm
>>87497
aw man, i wanna see some booty b4 i go to sleep
>>85199
Great, now your panties are stained with garbage juice. Better throw them away to get rid of the smell.
Sneaky peek
Not distracted but I gotta be out and about right now. I'll be back later on tonight.
Sorry for the delay, dudes.
>>88664
fair enough dude, take yer time
>>87510I'm honestly interested to see where the story goes and I really hope this doesn't just turn into some sex-quest
>>89515
op are you here?
>>92720
Barely, just got home.
Drawing up this last series of images before autosage goes in effect.
>>92789
you gonna part three this?
>>92845
yesssssssss
>>92856
woo, thanks anon
<3 u
Okay fuck, I'm super duper poopered. Can't draw right seeing as I'm tired as folk.
Think I might conclude part 2 here since the thread autosages in a few hours. (Which I'm sleeping past)
What I will do since I'm wasting people's time is drawfag for a couple requests (preferably relevant to the quest). I'll start part 3 once the thread reaches page 8 or 9, gotta get my bearings.
>>93085
Draw our newly bootied hero in a lovely pose
>>93085
Draw hangry chan in various super heroes suits.
To your liking.
>>93085
Vera without her jacket
>>93085
Draw kid Whatever
>>93085
Whatever naked
>>93085
do you have a art blog ?
>>66413
AAAAY LMAO FUK
>>93497
Hello? Op are you on?
>>93835
www.boonsfw.tumblr.com
http://boonsky.tumblr.com/
>>93940
op you here now?
>>93099
>>93835
>>96580
Yoo
Just woke up.
>>96857
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>96857
Woo!
>>96857
Next panel time right?
>>97093
Drawing up the OP image for next thread and then the panels.
Bump?
>>97249
Any estimate when the next thread will be?
>>100206
what
>>100239
Check the quints.
>>100717
it's a slow board, nothing special. also why we dont use post numbers for rolls.
>>101607
because the dice system is that and more
>>97249
Come on OP ya died again
