House quest
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You wake up early on a Saturday morning to the sound of a moderate tooting sound coming from the hallway outside. You live alone. Rays of sunlight have just started to creep into through your window, signifying that you are awake unusually early. There is a slight ringing in your ears and your are a bit nauseous.
>>91892
Immediately leap out of bed singing scat tunes at extreme volume to intimidate the trespasser
>>91940
Your leaping from the bed alerts you to the fact that you were tied to the bed, however the ropes were not secured very well and you are able to get up. Your floor is very wet and you here a sound coming from the bathroom. Whatever is in there seems unfazed by the sound of your voice.
masturbate very loudly to draw the creature out
>>92012
Uh oh, it's Tommy's Dad! He doesn't even put a towel on after hopping out of the tub to see what you're up to.
>>92028
ask for a three way sword fight
>>92054
He is so excited by that proposal that he takes an enormous diarrhea, flooding your house with diarrhea.
eat the diarrhea like daddy's cummies
>>92078
Dr. Lipschitz looks very proud of you. "Zhank you for eating my shit!" he says. He sets his hair on fire to really set the mood, then holds the lighter by his ass and farts into it lighting the walls and ceiling on fire too!
>>92097
Die of dysentery.
