Here we have the tale of a young man who seeks nothing other then adventure. And today is when he begins his journey.
>>88662
By climbing a mountain
>>88662
What is this young man's name?
>>88686
Edward Venture
Jeremy Foole
>>88694
>>88702
Ah, how could have I forgotten? His name is Edward Foole!
>>88722
Is there anything specific about Edward's attire?
(3 clothing items)
>>88746
Sunglasses
>>88722
sparkly mankini
>>88746
Cowboy boots
>>88836
>>88846
>>88861
You take a look at your pitiful wardrobe. Be right back.
Edward aren't exactly proud of his new attire, but it'll do.
>>90522
Get a pamphlet on adventuring
Edward is finally ready to set on his first adventure, oh joy! Where should our eager protagonist venture to?
>>90577
To nearby woods
>>90577
To the city.
>>90568
Ah, You can't leave home without your handy dandy adventuring pamphlet!
Read pamphlet.
>>90595
Being the anti-social piece of garbage Edward is, he goes to the forest, disliking contact with other people.
>>90686
Edward reads the pamphlet. It wasn't very informative.
>>90748
Eat the pamphlet for sustenance
>>90781
Edward devours the pamphlet. He is rather full now.
>>90836
Search for treasure in the woods
>>90871
Edward wanders through the woods, looking for treasure.
>>90920
Cower in fear at the rustling
>>90920
Edward cowers in fear of the rustling. Something pops out of the tree!
>>91039
Hide while observing the thing
>>91052
Huh. It's a living middle finger!
>>91142
Catch it. We must equip it
>>91174
Edward launches a mystical capture device to contain the wild middle finger!
>>91281
Nickname it Flipper
>>91325
It's name is Flipper now! Well, I'm going to call it a night and come back later!
>>91366
Use flipper to finger rape other inhabitants.
>>91366
Make Flipper finger bang you till you are sexually satisfied
>>91366
Ride him into the sunset