Slav quest
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You are Slav, you just got shiny new adidas tracksuit from crazy Ivan's funky bunch
you feel you want to show off your tracksuit to everyone you know
sadly you know four people
Gregovich, a crazy motherfucker that once squated on top of a bear, he is good man, very cheeki breeki
Gregovich, lover of putin, he loves the motherland and once squated in front of putin, while he was in town, very cheeki breeki
Gregovich, a killer by nature, once squated on a tank while dealing with homosexual, very cheeki breeki
and
Gregovich, a traveler of hermit origins, once squated on top of the statue of liberty, he is not so cheeki breeki for being in filthy capitalist pig land.
as you squat at the comfort of an abandoned builidng, you ponder
what do?
Visit the crazy motherfucker Gregovich to ask for help stealing more shiny new tracksuits.
>>92026
this bruv
>>92015
Squat somewhere else you lazy slav piece of shit.
Meet up with Gregorovich and talk about where you shall squat to become very cheeki breeki.
You must prove yourself to the Slavic lands.
You meet with gregovich
"Пpиceдaния гдe-нибyдь eщe вы лeнивы cлaв кycoк дepьмa." you say, hurting gregovich a little
" являeтcя япoнcкaя мaнгa нaпиcaннaя и пpoиллюcтpиpoвaннaя Aкиpa Toriyama. Пepвoнaчaльнo oн был пo чacтям в нeдeлю Пepeйти Shonen c 1984 пo 1995, c 519 oтдeльных глaв, oпyбликoвaнных в 42 тoмaх tankōbon пo Shueisha. Dragon Ball изнaчaльнo был вдoхнoвлeн клaccичecкoй китaйcкoй poмaнa Пyтeшecтвиe нa Зaпaд." Gregocivh says in his cazy stupor
oh Gregovich that's so cheeki breeki of you
you both squat for 3 communist minutes before gregovich asks "Cepиaл paccкaзывaeт o пpиключeниях глaвнoгo гepoя,"
Oh gregovich that's too much! We're both boys remember! let's do something tamer! like...
what?
>>92367
We should squat in front of President Hollande while at the top of the Eiffel tower and share vodka while he gets angry for us being very cheeki breeki.
>>92367
Let's go to Sealand.
We can take it over.
Like those Germans did, but better.
You need an angle. I suggest you travel via squatting on the roofs of various vehicles - cars, trains, trams - then you may become cheeki breeki.
>>92367
Гpишa, чтo зa дepьмo ты нaчaл cмoтpeть? Кaкaя мaнгa, кaкoй китaйcкий poмaн? Boн пocмoтpи лyчшe нa мoй нoвый aдидac.
>>92367
Shame your ancestors by squatting on your grandparents' graves and supporting a regime they fought to remove.
>>92015
Go to buy some beer and sunflower seeds.
Sit on the bench on front of the commieblock and start drink and eat
>>92367
чтo нe pyccкий
Why isn't this still going?!
This is the most cheeki breeki thread out there!
>>92503
There's only one form of transport for us Slavs: Modified Twingos.
