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I fucked up guys.
I'm relatively new to lifting. Been doing SL 5x5 since early Feb. I've made solid gains and I'm really happy with the program.
But today, while I was doing barbell rows, I was asked by a gym employee to not do them on the platform because they are for deadlifting. There wasn't anyone waiting for me to finish so it's not like I was holding anyone up. Then he said I could finish my barbell rows on the bench press so I went to a bench and rowed over the bench.
It felt awkward as hell so I looked up where the fuck...
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>>36837029
That dude's a fucking idiot. You're picking the weight off the floor, any kind of floor pull should be fine on a deadlift platform.
Dude that's lame, I do mine on the DL platform and no one says anything, even if someone is waiting
>>36837029
Switch to pendlay rows, do them on the platform, and tell that retard to fuck off because if you do them anywhere else you'll be making a fuckhueg amount of noise
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>CIicking Iike or foIIow to give these fake fit whhores attention
You aren't reaIIy that pathetic, are you?
>>36837022
cringe
>>36837022
I am because I want to forget her with random sloots. My dick can forget her but my mind cant
>>36837022
MY MINDS TELLING ME NOOO....BUT MY BODDYYY TELLING ME YES
Eggs fucking stink.
but boy are they tasty
>>36837017
sometimes I find them a little difficult to prepare.
I can sometimes see the little embryo thing and the thought of eating it makes me ill.
can't seem to get rid of it even if I scramble the hell out of them.
>>36837033
It's not an embryo it's just menstruation.
How do I get a 6 Pack? I reas through the guide and have been doing planks, push-ups, lots of situps and curlers, and very Slight weights but still nothing. Why the full can't I get abs?
>>36836915
lol
you're the literal definition of "not gonna make it"
Eat clean, train harder.
>>36836915
Eat 500 calories below maintenance to cut the fat from around your abs
>Another day at the gym
>Another girl watching me lift and coming to workout next to me
>Another day I do nothing
>Another day I leave the gym alone
Please help me guys I want to stop this cycle
Maybe you should be more prepared next tyme
>>36836770
Say hi
>>36836770
Put in your headphones and don't look in her direction to defeat the succubus.
how do i get an ass like this?
im a gayboy and looking to get a bigger ass for my /fit/ boyfriend.
how do i go about plumping my ass
i know i can do squats, deadlifts, lunges etc
but is there a program or routine that can help?
suicidexF
Squats, Deadlifts, Cable abductors, weighted hip thrusts, hamstring curls, glute kickback, cable abductor swings and Lunges
3x a week
>>36836701
i heard weighted hip thrusts are better than squats for the ass, true or nah?
No Jason Blaha thread ill fix that.
can't fuck with those reptilian genetics
goal mass desu senpai
saw him irl once he looked HUGE a lot bigger than in the vids really big impressive haha alright bros catch you later
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>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis LOL
>heat wave
>major heat sensitivity, can barely function
>miss 95% squat
fug
>>36836405
now we just need the manlet guy to show up
Any bros with a clavicle plate have issues with benching? I can't get over 230x5 without my shit feeling like it's gonna snap.. what do?
You have a basically metal bone how the fuck is that gonna snap? If anything you should be able to bench more.
>>36836349
the plate just makes the bone stable during healing. the bolts mean there are holes in the bone.
>>36836349
Bone is 5x stronger than steel.
Wanna get in a lean shape.wat advice u got?
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you could start by reading the sticky you humongous retard
I can tell you this. Just from posting this thread, you lack the mental disciple to actually start a regular regimen. You're never going to make it. How do I know this? You're transparent as fuck. Just give up.
Alright /fit/, what is the thing you enjoy about lifting the most? Let's get something positive on this board.
For me, I think it's feeling of triumph after cracking a PB, especially when you notice other people mirin.
>>36836114
Honestly that feeling when you gradually find the weight you've been lifting to be getting easier and you add more.
THE PUMP
GOD DAMN IT I AM FINE AS FUCK WITH A PUMP IN A TANK UNDER IDEAL LIGHTING
There have been times (and there still are) when I would think about stuff that I want to do in the future and get intimidated by how impossible it seems. When that happens I remind myself to take it one step at a time and focus on doing the little things right. The best feeling in the world is when you accomplish something that seemed impossible a year ago.
5'10, 27 year old white grill here. How do I into Cindy Landolt mode? I want to be big and ripped like her so bad. But I don't want to take any steroids or anything. What is the closest I can achieve natty? What is female natty potential?
>>36835932
There is only one way to find out.
Come back in 3 years with progress pics.
>>36835932
>>36835942
Basically.
how does it feel being a literal giant
Has anyone actually fallen in love with their /fit/ or gym bro? Did it go anywhere?
>>36835904
/LGBT/ you fucking queer
>>36835912
>Projecting this hard
It's okay faggot, I suck dick too
Someone post that cap where the two /fit/izens ended up arranging to meet
I just added weight training to my current regimen of diet/cardio.
Can I expect to lose weight faster or slower?
Will the muscle mass I gain on a caloric deficit be significant? Can I even gain muscle mass while on a caloric deficit? I'm new to weightlifting, and I've heard that improves your results.
>inb4 read the sticky
>read it, nothing on this specific topic
not OP but bamp
>>36835856
Read the sticky newfag
>>36835856
Any exercise burns calories, but the intensity with which you do it determines the calories burned.
Is this physique attainable natty?
>>36835843
I am interested in knowing that, too.
>>36835843
If you were born with a big frame I would think so. I know guys from my blue collar job that were built like that naturally. I'm sure if they did some diet and cardio they could get there.
If you're not born with that kind of genetic frame then no, probably not.
>>36835843
This is what your average roider looks like.
