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ok please this is gonna sound kinda stupid but bear with me
>be 22
>make friends with 19 year old
>girl1 introduces me to girl 2 (pawg)
>one night we drank too much wine and started to fool around and make out no sex
>this happened again some other night
>we have become friends
>lust over girl 1 and girl2 whenever we 3 hang out
>girl1...
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Just be friends with them dude, don't act on your impulses like a faggot and you are golden.
What exactly is your problem?
>however girl1 and girl2 seems to do their own thing and i dont think i am in their plans
Stop thinking.
>>16553871
catch them all in your fiendish web OP, start plotting to get with all of them
So I've been thinking for months I can make my gf come. She shakes, tenses up and breaths heavily. Then begs me to stop because she's too sensitive. She usually gets sleepy after it too. Last few times, she asked me to continue after 20s or so. When I do it this time, she says I need to stop before she "orgasms" because she feels like she needs to pee.
Both of us aren't that knowledgeable about it so she's looked it up. Apparently, the pee feeling signals the orgasm -- not the shaking, breathing and hyper sensitivity.
This makes no...
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Don't worry bruh. Alot of chicks do that. Or should I say feel that.
>>16553763
so they weren't real orgasms or what?
she honestly spazzes out. a few times it's been quite jarring, looks like she's having a seizure.
Femanon here, the exact thing happens to me.
My ex was super into giving me oral and using his hands, and I just wasn't a big fan of it. I got an icky feeling from it because I'm so sensitive down there, and I usally couldn't cum no matter how long he did it for. I would shake and get really into it for a while, but I couldn't get over that hurdle.
However I did cum once from it, and that was after I tried my best to let him keep going even if I was feeling uncomfortable. It really does feel like your about to pee in his face, and it makes you very self-conscious, which for girls is a big deal and will make them lose focus immediately.
It did take a while though, and I didn't really wanna try it again.
Maybe clit stuff isn't your gf's thing op. Its got nothing to do with you. Can she orgasm some other way?
How has your time on 4chan affected you?
I can't say it's been entirely positive. I've seen some things that can't be un-seen, and I don't even venture outside /adv/ under ordinary circumstances.
But on balance, I like to think I've done some good in the roughly two years I've been here. I wish there had been a place like this when I was growing up; I'm better now, but I see this as a way of reaching back.
And besides, giving those fucking redpillers a dose of what's coming to them is fun.
I once asked for advice on /b/ (I think /adv/ already existed though) because I was too awkward to talk to my crush. I got good advice and after a while I asked her out and stuff. It was cool but it didn't work out a few weeks later. Still thankful for that and other good advice I've got on this site.
I don't come here too often. I used to come on a lot 4 years ago or so, then I took a break for no reason until a few days ago.
I feel that all that came with this image board culture changed a lot of my views on the world, there is a lot of shit and bad vibes here but also a lot of honest people and god tier humor so I think it evens out.
Been feeling attracted to my female besty lately. She's a bit younger than me and asexual. I respect her in every way and want nothing more than friendship...but every time I look at her, I get fuckin hot and end up taking mad, long glances. It feels so wrong...and sooo right.
I think "Damn she fine." She really is too.
Am I wrong for this? How do I fight it?
>and asexual
everytime
>asexual
BAHAHA
>>16553703
>>16553706
Idk man...that's what she told me. I don't speak for her sexuality...I only know mine.
sorry this is so long, i really need the help
a year ago i was into that stupid redpill bullshit. I guess it got me laid a bit but for the most part i realize now that women are people, not mindless idiots. I recently got into my first real adult long term relationship. Unfortunately, my redpill ways still show, kind off. Im always skeptical about being more affectionate than her, and always kind of treat her badly. she puts up with me because shes amazing and im a dick
last night, we were arguing. although she was probably wrong, i hung up on her instead of talking...
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>Im terrified if i dont play my cards right, she will break up with me.
Look I know you're trying to ditch the red pill stuff, but you're swinging too far back the other way. Let's stick with a reasonable, middle-of-the-road idea: you shouldn't need to have to walk on eggshells to earn someone's affection. Isn't this supposed to be about your SO simply liking who you are and what you add to their life? If you want to be a better person for your own sake then go right ahead. But don't act like you've got...
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>>16553708
nah i wouldnt change myself for her, its more because im usually such a caring guy, but just not in this regard.
I see i am wrong now, but she just wont take me on my word that ill get better.
I know losing her isnt the end of everything, but i still cant stress how it would really fuck me up
>>16553720
>it would really fuck me up
Dude you're swinging from one end of crazy to the other.
Maybe relationships aren't in the cards for you at this stage. You can't seem to level off on a healthy view of them.
Female here. Is it normal feel turned on when you are sick?
I'm a guy but if it's not too bad I almost always masturbate when I'm sick cause I'm so bored and can't stop thinking about sex.
>>16553681
But I find myself more arrosed when I am sick. Am I some kind of masochist?
>>16553694
I googled and it seems you're not alone http://ironshrink.com/2012/04/why-do-i-feel-horny-when-i-have-a-cold/
I can't stop staring at men. How do I control my sexual desires?
Start by removing the word "can't." You literally can. You're simply choosing not to overcome the desire.
Then practice. Lots and lots of practice.
>>16553636
What? I don't want to stop being attracted to men. They're perfect. I just can't stop staring.
>>16553632
Get a boyfriend, release your sexual tension.
Any Irishfags here?
Got caught in the luas during a mad sesh
Fuck do i do lads have no two pennies to rub together and im 2 inches away from becoming homeless
>>16553613
The fuck are you talking about. Did the Gardai nab you for not paying or something ?
>>16553620
Got a fine and I cant pay for it.
>>16553648
What for?
How the fuck do people afford apartments in decent cities? Seriously what the fuck I live in a small village and I want to fucking leave. There's no college or training here. There's nothing.
The cheapest option is like 800/mo and that's with roommates. Like what the fuck you have to graduate college and get a good job before just to own a fucking small room?! Bull shit. Some bitch told me she moved to Boston and she has to pay 1100 for a room in the ghetto.
>>16553538
I live in Northern Virginia (DC area) and it's pretty much impossible to find anything under saaay $1,200/mo. If you don't have a degree, there's a good chance you're living at home into adulthood.
>>16553558
Is that 1200 for studio apartments or for roommate situations?
>>16553558
>into adulthood
Into your 20's I mean...
My boyfriend and his roommate hosted their first college party last night and served beer to some minors. I told him he was stupid and could have risked getting a ticket and his response was just about him not needing to hear this from me because I used to get drunk and go to parties when I was under 21. Then he attempted to convince me that everything was fine because he doesn't drink, made sure nobody went home drunk and checked in with his neighbors, but I still think he is fucking retarded.
What do I do? He won't fucking listen to me
Honestly letting minors drink in your house is more shitty for social reasons than legal ones. That being said, let him learn the hard way. Seems to be your only option.
Anon you used to drink underaged? What right do you have to tell him not to sell drinks to kids underaged?
No wonder he blew you off, you have no moral ground to question his actions you underaged drinker.
Your boyfriend is a massive loser by the sounds of it.
I only have a few months before I'm done my stem degree.
I have a high paying summer job lined up and I can bank all the money.
I am doing very well with my start up business.
I am more fit than I ever have been in my life.
I am the most healthy I have ever been in my life.
But I feel nothing. I don't feel sad. I don't feel happy. I feel completely empty. Everyday is a drag.
Why?
Talk about your social, romantic and family life anon. We need more info.
>>16553493
>high paying summer job lined up and I can bank all the money
>Everyday is a drag
Yeah... I make $12/hr. Learn to appreciate what you have.
>>16553510
>social life
I have about 3 really good friends, but see them at most once a week as I live in a different city for university
>romantic life
Dated a girl recently for a few weeks, she broke it off and I think it was because I didn't do to well in bed (?) before that the last time I had anything going on was 2 years ago.
>family life
Fookin love my family, best family ever. We all get along great and enjoy...
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My hair is falling out in clumps. I find it in my apartment, in my sheets, everywhere.
When I shower or just brush my hair it is worse. I find strands everywhere.
Is this a thyroid issue? I also moved across the country for my job a month ago. I don't feel stressed, I don't feel anxious, and I'm loving my new residence and job.
I'm also not overweight, although I do find it hard to wake up, even if I had 9+ hours of sleep. But when I stand up, hormones take over and I'm fine and awake.
Can I go to a GP in the US to get...
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I have thyroid issues OP and
>although I do find it hard to wake up, even if I had 9+ hours of sleep.
was one of the first indicators I had a hormone fuck-up. I only felt rested if I slept 12+ hours. Visit a physician ASAP.
>>16553468
What exactly will happen if I am diagnosed with hypothyroidism or Hashimotos?
How does it affect your life? Was hair falling our another sign for you?
I was balding when i finally went to the docs , it was thyroid. Now my hair is smexy again
The guy who works the front office at my apartment complex is really cute. I dunno if I should ask him out though. I'm a bit of a loser and you can guess the conflicts of interest involved. I dunno if he's even gay. ...But he's so cute I don't know what to do with myself. Halp /adv/.
Just start as a friendly individual, then move to more of a jokey type who you two see enough and then once you two are comfortable enough you make your move.
Also is that picture suppose to be your fantasy? Little kid kissing an fat lardass adult? Wait a minute is this a pedophile I am giving advice to?
Just man it up (lol) and ask him. What's the worst that could happen? Him not being gay and you two having a laugh.
Ask him, or you'll regret it
>>16553457
Him not being gay, feeling disgusted, and stop delivering mail to OP.
I feel so lonely I cry pretty much every morning. I don't want to kill myself but it's terrible. I have a family that loves me, friends that like me a lot, no gf (I'm not a virgin but I'm gfless since I can remember). Three days ago I asked a girl for a day to go on a date with and she said she'll check her agenda, sent me a kiss and never heard of her anymore. Should I tell her I'm desperately in need for a date? The date itself could be enough to experience something exciting once in this crap life.
I'm not even ugly, I'm 1.90 mt,...
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just a bump
Don't tell her that you sorry sack of shit. Jesus christ the fastest way to make a girl running is to proclaim you are desperate.
You are desperate to get laid and feel that tinder has too much competition right?
Two solutions:
Plentyoffish (lots of ugly women but hey beggars like you can't be choosers)
Calling up a hooker
Don't be desperate. Just tend the field. If you don't set reasonable standards then you won't get gf material out of any dates.
Why do girls in relationships try so hard to become friends with me and single girls don't? Am I just ideal friendzone material?
Yep. Girls will friendzone your ass if they don't find you attractive but like the attention while single girls will just flat out reject you.
They feel safer with the prospect of suggesting friendship because they're unavailable for anything more which you might want. It wouldn't be a straight rejection with the attendant risk of confrontation if you make a pass at her. She simply whips out the "I'm already taken, sorry!" card and all is well.
>Why do girls in relationships try so hard to become friends with me and single girls don't?
girls in (longer) relationships like male attention/slight flirting cause they're bored
single girls get enough of both unless they're hideous
