Please respond I've even vomiting blood. I need to stop drinking.

you're an addict. why? what's going on in your life that's making you seek refuge in poison?

http://imgur.com/gallery/poMu0VD

She's cutting off her hair because she wants to get a pixie cut, and seems to be excited about getting a pixie cut.
That's pretty much all there is to it.
I wouldn't call you shallow because that's a silly thing to use as an insult, we all have things we do or don't want in a prospective partner.

What you do have to understand is that if she wants to cut her hair shorter you don't really have any business telling her that she can't. Especially because you aren't even in a relationship yet.

If you really want to be with her perhaps explain that shorter hair in a partner makes you feel uncomfortable - but be prepared for her to go off at you and break off... whatever you have; although that is a worst-case scenario.

why? because sometimes they like the look of it and sometimes women have the gall to make choices about their looks without those choices aligning with whatever pleases the men in their life

don't be a controlling knob. if she wants to cut her hair off that's her choice. if you don't like the look of it, find a girl who prefers to wear her hair long.

Also, if you tell her to not cut her hair for a reason other than the fact that you don't like it, that's lying and isn't really fair on her. Be honest, and suck it up if your honesty loses you a girl; lying about stuff like that always, always blows up in your face in the long-term anyway.

>kill bf (don't let her know about it)
>comfort her on her time of loss
>use this to get closer to her
>marry her

Make sure to plan well the murder, though. Could get bad for your side.

>>16552568
>do not want

Next?

funny thing: she probably doesn't have a bf

You drink an entire litre?!

>>16552386
no nigga, not on the reg but i have b4

High blood sugar levels does that. Keep on doing what you're doing for an eventual collapse and a diabetes diagnosis.

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Sure, have an abridged personal story
>Have a friend that lived in a cold, rainy city dealing with stupid people all day shuffling boxes in a warehouse
>Every weekend he would travel 300 miles to hang out with me in a fringe town, bitch about his life and how he hated it
>Told him EVERY TIME he would visit that he should nut up, move here and do something he likes
>...
>Two years later he's much happier working as...
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OP, your pic doesn't work with video games
I tried

>>16552356
Funny enough OP, I was just about to ask a similar question.

That picture pretty much sums up my situation, and I'm not sure if it's right or wrong to give up worrying about income. Probably because I'm still under my parent's roof and I have a past incessantly grabbing at my heels.

I just kinda lost what I'm passionate about, I want to do alot of things, many of which I'm not even good at.

>>16552276

Be honest about what happened and if she isn't a shallow bitch she'll more than likely give you a second chance. Of course this also really deppends on of she is intrested in you or was just looking for a fuck.

>>16552357
I can't tell if she's a shallow bitch. I mean girls who aren't just looking for a hook up don't cuddle and passionately kiss the guy, I'd assume. But I'm honestly not sure, and I fucking hate how hook up culture has made me anxious about not making moves fast enough. She seemed to generally like me before I spilled my spaghetti.

>tfw holding hands walking back to her apartment
>tfw stop at a red cross walk
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"Hey, I've got to say I'm sorry about last week. I feel like such a spaz. To be honest, I kind of hate how hook up culture has made me anxious about not making moves fast enough, and I liked you enough I guess that's what happened. Truth is I just want someone I can talk to and watch netflix with after a long day of studying or some shit.

Anyway, sorry about all that. Have a good Christmas break."

If she responds positively, see where things go from there. If not, you got...
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Bang the fatties

>>16552246
They all wanna be "friends" anyway. Or at least the only kind of acceptable one does. The rest are too fat, I don't wanna bang em.

Post a screenshot of your profile OP, I'll try to help. I'm a 6/10 at best and a little chubby, and I've still matched with a decent amount of qts and had dates with them.

you have every right to be jealous. That's super suspicious.

>>16552166
It's too late now, but here's where you lost the highground:
>she tells me that he is her friends and I shouldnt want her to stop seeing her friends.
Next time when she mentions that she's going out for a wine with someone you think is sketchy invite yourself along. You shift the moral impetuous from yourself to her: you either get to go along and put this guy in his place, or you seize the moral highground by forcing her to admit that she wants to hang out with...
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I'd be pretty upset. Not because she's hanging out with another guy (Well, I wouldn't be upset if that's actually all that's happening) but because she said that she'd do one thing, and goes behind your back and does the opposite. I'd say thats a red flag for your relationship if its only been a month and your partner is already willing to just tell you what you want to hear and go behind your back rather than discuss things.

Don't.

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gesture to a picture of Donald Trump

>>16552156

Define 'God'.

Nigga could be anything.

Is newfag

What does r9k mean?

>>16552172
robot9000, the most generic name the author of XKCD could think of for the moderation bot he created.

>>16552172
It means "ROBOT 9000".

It's explained here:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/

Ex-catholic.
Call a church you're looking to join. Get a meeting with the priest. In my old diocese, you had to meet with the bishop. You go to Sunday school for like a year or something, not sure. You're then baptized and saved from everlasting hellfire. Hallelujah. Praise be.

>>16552006

Grew up Roman Catholic.....


Fuck.that.shit.

Formerly catholic. Talk to a priest.
Also, there's no harm in entering a church and participating in worship services OP, even if you haven't converted yet.

Don't

Forced spirituality is awful

Let people discover the divine on their own time

>>16552004
That's not a tip you fucking mongrel.
I'll just say this right now: anyone that has no helpful advice but more normie bullshit such as "live and let live X---DDDD" shouldn't bother replying.

How did Jesus convince Didymus that he was reincarnated?
Do that, that should work.

I don't bother lying

I have a traumatic sexual history, i make sure my partners know that so they're not horrified by my weird behavior in bed

Oh well

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>>16551989
I think all genders do this and in my opinion it's just to make yourself look more approachable/desirable.
Usually it just makes the guy/gal you are boasting to more uncomfortable, especially if they are inexperienced.
In this case, "just be yourself" usually works (but don't go mentioning how big your last partners dick/tits were, that's just dumb).

>>16551999
please tell us more about your sexual history. it sounds tasty.

It depends on what you mean by risky. There is something of a shortage of certified teachers in these subjects. Fibdibg a job should be doable, though you should contact the embassy for particulars.

That said, the working conditions approach sweatshop levels of terrible, the burnout rate is extremely high, and teaching is among the least respected professions in the country (sex work gets less respect, but it may be the only field that does). If this is the kind of thing you want to avoid, then a teaching certificate is probably not a good idea.

>>16552114
By risking I mean giving up my job, moving to America to get a teacher certificate only to find that the job market suddenly becomes super saturated and there are no jobs.
I don't mind teaching and I know about its challenges. I just don't want to end up working at McDonalds after I move to America, that's all.

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Many school districts will sponsor foreign teachers, especially in the STEM fields. The trick is picking one that is not too rural, too urban, or in a high crime area.

>>16551931
Step 1: Git off 4chan
Step 2: Do something else.

Roads to success:

Option 1: Military (enlist if you have no interest in leadership/higher education at this time, apply to an academy or do ROTC and you'll be an officer in 4 years)

option 2: trade school. Lots of good trades out there. The definition of honest work for honest pay. Electrician, elevator mechanic/technician, welder, and tower climbing seem like the best trades

option 3: school. STEM is always safe for a career. Medicine (nursing is a great career) is probably the best in STEM. Engineering is a grind, but good pay. Programming is really...
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>>16551932
This is correct OP. 4chan is cyanide for success, you should go read a book or something.
I'm reading Dickens' Hard Times at the moment, it's about how retarded an ideology that Dickens disliked is.