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Let's be really truthful now: is cheating some kind of IRL-meme? I see all of these people going "cheating is the worst thing you could do to another person!!!" and I don't relate at all.
I just don't get it. I suspect it's something people feel from the remains of religious morals, and at this point it's just such a big circlejerk noone reflects on why - you "just know" from culture and upbringing that cheating is a terrible terrible thing. I also think people love to take the opportunity to play out their dramatic sides -...
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Baaaaaaait
>>16906519
Stop being 15 and try be open-minded for once
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>normie coworkers start pickin' on you for jokes
What steps would I need to take to get out of this situation?
laugh with them while you insult them even more
>>16906493
joke back you fucking weak faggot
or are you totally witless and only pull spaghetti out of your pocket when you roasted?
>>16906498
hmm...i suppose...but.
>>16906502
>or are you totally witless and only pull spaghetti out of your pocket when you roasted?
I tend to get nervous and can't think of what to say...but I noticed I could dish it out when I'm calm and such.
My husband's job is understaffed causing him to work 10 hr shifts and sometimes 4hrs on saturdays, he's working like a dog and will continue to do so until his job gets fully staff. He's recently explained to me in detail how tired he feels and how frustrated and pissed off his work is making him but cant express any of it. He's told me i could make it all worth it if he could come home to his wife dressed up (pic kinda related) and as soon as he walked through the door i'd be there to greet him (do a little bow and smile for him) and he could just pick me up and take me to the bedroom and you know, have me. Basically my husband wants me to wear pic related, a toga with a leaf crown and jewelry like necklaces and braces with my hair and make up fixed and he wants me to walk around the house like that for the the rest of the day when he gets home and be sexually available to him at a moments notice.
I don't mind the "sex slave trophy wife" aspect of it but its a hassle balancing dressing up and taking care of our 3 kids. And its a bit awkward for me serving dinner and sitting around the table. The younger ones are indifferent about it but my older daughter reacts to it, saying "my moms a princess so im a princess to" and my husband has in inappropriately encourage it so she interprets it as playing and gets more out of hand. For that reason iv told my husband im not do it. He got subtly angry saying "you should because of the shit i do" but hes dishearteningly accepts my decision because of the children.
I feel really bad about it. My husband's has bags under his eye, he comes home tired and dirty and he still fathers the children without complaints. I really want to do it for him to make him happy but he wont compromise, he's really big on wearing the outfit for the "feeling."
I wanted to ask a guy to honestly give me a "guys" opinion on this situation. Am i wrong? I don't know how i should go about this.
>>16906488
Why don't you just get him tipsy and fuck him in the outfit after the kids are sleep?
Seems like wearing it all afternoon is just excessive.
Your kids sound pretty young, I'm sure they'd be asleep by, what, 8 pm? That's plenty of time for you to doll yourself up and for you to have sex once they're asleep. If he's not understanding about why you don't want to do it, I don't think he deserves you indulging his fantasy at all. I imagine you've tried to compromise, but he's not meeting your half way.
Guy here, i think his idea is okay but obviously you two have to reach some sort of compromise. Maybe you can decide on one day of the week when you do the whole dressup thing, and the rest of the days go about as normal?
My husband and I were planning to have a baby. We've been married for 2 years.
I got cold feet though, the more I thought about being a mom the more it terrified me. I realized I only really let myself get pregnant because its what he wanted. I figured if I'm having all these thoughts and I'm so terrified, I'm not ready to be a mom.
Behind his back I got abortion. I'm a coward, I was too scared to tell him so I told myself it would be easier to just get it done and deal with the consequences. I told my husband after and he's really...
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If you had had the baby when you didn't feel ready for it, you would have resented the baby and you would have resented him. I do feel like he has a right to know about it though
Tell him you're really sorry but wasn't ready. Unless he's pro-life or something he doesn't have anything to worry about.
Unless there was a great deal of effort.
>>16906038
I'd dump you. Not for the abortion but for going behind my back and not discussing it with me, the man you married. I would feel incredibly hurt.
My boyfriend(30M) and I have been dating for about a year. He used to be really heavy into drugs, but quit a few years before he met me. About 3 months ago, he asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome with one of his guy friends. I wasn't sure, but figured whatever, let's give it a go. It was a great experience, and we both had a great time. Since then, we've had a threesome with a different friend, though sometimes repeats of last friends, every week. Maybe twice a week at most. After about a month and a half, he'd just say he wasn't feeling...
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>>16905989
Top kek. You really are a whore.
>>16905989
Protip: any decent guy would hate the idea of sharing the woman he loves.
>>16905989
I've seen this thread before
Am I lesbian, asexual, anxious, or guilty? I'm 28, and have never had a relationship. I feel panic every time I try to date someone. I usually end it after a couple dates and feel immediate relief. I can't tell if it's because I don't actually like men, or if it's something else.
Romance in fiction is nice, but not in real life. I was brought up in a way that made me think sex is shameful. That changed after I turned 18, but maybe it was too late. I've only had a crush twice in my life. All the other times, even if the guy is attractive and charming, I feel insincere about saying I like him. I'm not interested in porn. I'm definitely more comfortable around girls and could imagine spending my life with one, but don't feel any butterflies for them. All of this is while feeling very anxious around people in general.
>>16905844
My money is on lesbian. If that's a no-go, consider buying cats. Many of them.
I'm going with lesbian as a first guess, a-sexual as a second guess. Good luck on your endeavors.
>>16905852
>>16905867
What if the crushes were guys, and I don't feel excited about girls? Still lesbian?
is it possible to find a tall good looking guy who works out here and there and is smart and is not a complete douchebag?
Of course it is. I've met lots of guys like that in my life.
>>16905656
>first two things in list are uncontrollable
>last things in the list are
I imagine those first two are the most important. Ok, well good, but you better be fit as fuck and hotter than shit with great tits.
fuck off slut
What do you think about women that believe that a woman is incapable of raping a man?
Is it a red flag?
Big time
Why have there been so many threads about this today?
>>16905640
It's a victim flag. She felt so powerless when it happened to her.
>Transfer to a new school this semester
>In a completely new state
>This coming week is my Spring Break
>All my friends are leaving town, haven't known them long enough to ask to come along
>Hometown is thousands of miles away
>Limited funds because college
>Also under 21
How do I entertain myself this week?
masturbate
>>16905563
I already did that.
Any ideas for the other 23 hours of the day?
In a similar boat.
>Transfer this semester
>Far from home
>Spring Break this week
>All my new friends are gone, too new to go with them.
>No money
I happen to be over 21 though so I've been bar hopping. You're not missing much. It can be horribly depressing. Alone-in-a-crowded-room feeling.
I have court next week because of one of my idiot friends, this court session will decide weather or not I spend 20 years of my life in prison. To look more like a functioning person of society I have to get all my grades up and my missing shit turned in but for some reason I cant find the motivation to do so, can someone help as there's a person that means a lot to me that I don't want to not see for 20 years of my life.
What happened?
If spending 20 years of your life in prison isn't enough motivation for you, then you're shit out of luck, bud.
>>16905471
friend decided it'd be genius and hilarious to call a school up and say he was going to shoot it up. Somehow it came back to me and even though they have 0 evidence towards me they refuse to accept that it wasn't me. he's being convicted too and my fingers are crossed he's sent to jail.
Fucked up. So I asked this really shy girl out. To my surprise, she accepted. We hung out in a tea shop for a while just talking about our interests and backgrounds and stuff. She confessed that she suffered from anxiety. At some point after that I asked her out on a date and she kind of recoiled in horror, explaining that she was afraid of eventually letting me down.
So without thinking, I wrote the bitch a poem trying to convey they idea that she should not let fears of possible let downs keep her from living and shit. Wrote it in my finest handwriting and passed it...
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>>16905263
>wrote the bitch a poem
my sides
she was making an excuse because after talking to you she realised you're not her type but didn't want to say no
>>16905263
>kind of recoiled in horror
my favorite female reaction
as if the idea of spending an hour with an ugly man making small talk truly is just as bad as waking up one morning with bugs crawling on your face
>>16905270
>my sides
I understand your concerns, but I figured it was a good move because she's an English major, and because we've been communicating via notes passed in class for a while.
Name something I can do alone tomorrow on my day off. Something that will hopefully make me a better person or something.
Please. My life is so meaningless.
>>16905195
You can sign your life away to me and together we'll take over the world
Take a walk in the prak.
DO NOT kill yourself, first of all. Most niggas don't recover from that.
My girlfriend just broke up with me recently, she said that she 'just wasn't ready to be in a relationship'. I asked her if she still likes me, she said she does, but that she'd rather just be friends for now. I'm willing to give her the time and space she needs, but what can I do to ensure that things don't fall to shit while I'm waiting for her? Should I not message her, should I still compliment her, should I still tell her how much I like her? What can I do to make her want to come back? Pic unrelated but I can provide some of the texts if needed
>>16905145
improve yourself go to a gym, learn a new skill. and meet new people she will crawl back to you trust me.
>>16905145
I´ll tell you my story: she was really indecisive and couldn't sort her shit out. We had two arguments because her ex had been stalking her over a period of time. Eventually I got fed up because she wouldn't do anything about it. She had the balls to break up with me because "she didn't have time", "you deserve nice things" and "I cannot commit to a relationship at the moment". Granted I was pretty mad but realized she was not worth it. Yes, she was dating somebody merely...
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>>16905257
This I've feared for a long time, and I thank you for your input. It really is hard for me to believe she would do that to me but I've seen it happen with other people before.
>>16905209
I've been thinking of working out, I've been studying a language for a long time but I kind of gave it a break when we were dating, perhaps I'll get back into it. And I hope you're right.
I'm thinking of smoking a pack-a-month if it helps.
>>16905137
According to rap waka flocka got his voice harsher from smoking blunts
>>16905137
the pitch of your voice depends on the length of your vocal cords. smoking will certainly not help make them longer, but it will help mucus accumulate on them, which is shitty, sounds shitty, feels shitty, you don't want that.
if you want a deeper voice the best thing you can do is take some vocal lessons or look up how to extend your vocal range on the internet. make sure when you're speaking to lift the soft part of the back of your throat up (like when you're yawning) so that your voice is clear.
>>16905137
Brother, I have a super deep voice, closest in comparison I can think of is Barry White for how deep my voice is. My voice has been like this since I was twelve man. Puberty hit me hard. But I've never smoked, so I have no idea if it would.
Except when it came to facial hair. I was only able to finally grow a decent beard at 20.
>>16905220
But what this anon said is true. Plus, vocal lessons let me make my voice go even deeper.
I'm in love with a guy and he doesn't know. Gotta keep it that way or lose him as a friend too probably. I hate all the pretty cis girls he hangs out with.
Thinking of finding some craigslist guy to spend a night with. Maybe I just need to get this out of my system?
Want to talk about it?
>>16905118
Yeah kinda.
>>16905131
ok, up for some time
try aZefter. kik, ok?
