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quick question /adv/
should I wake up my husband with a bj or sex?
why and why not?
>no I won't ask him, it would destroy the surprise
>it's technically rape
>woke him up with a handjob once, he enjoyed it
>made him fuck me while I was half asleep, he enjoyed that too
>>16907776
obviously yes. When I had a gf she would do it sometimes, was pretty sexy
>>16907776
you phrase it like it's a joke that he could accuse you of rape. But if the roles were reversed, it would be no joke at all.
>>16907784
but he can't consent, isn't that kinda creepy?
I'd really like to wake him up with sex but idk, I think maybe it would be weird waking up with him on top of me
>>16907792
I didn't mean that, english is not my first language
that's exactly why I'm asking, actually
This website is funny and has quite a bunch of messed up (cancerous) posts/people.
Should I just quit ?
>>16907712
There is no real reason not to. It's a time sink. A way to pass time. Nothing horrible about it, just a comfortable waste of time with illusion of novelty.
Honestly the only reason I still come here is to kill time while listening to music, because my other hobbies are either things that can't be done while listening to music, or reading, and reading starts to suck after hours of doing it.
I feel really useless, I'm lonely and I want a relationship but every time I think about it I just get depressed because I don't see what I can offer to anyone. I'm a poor student, I don't have a steady income, I either study (even then I feel like I'm pretty dumb) or play videogames or draw/paint all day. I feel really fucking useless... like how would I even take a girl to a date if I can't fucking afford shit? How am I going to make her interested in me when there is nothing interesting about me and I'm shit at everything I do? How do I keep up a conversation when I have nothing to say?
>>16907688
You do realize that generally people who have relationships in college are:
a). From rich families.
b). Good looking
c). Party kids.
d). Some combination of the above.
Your logic isn't incorrect.
>>16907717
you forgot the first thing..
e) people who love each other
>>16907688
>>16907717
What he said OP, do you want a gf or a hookup cause that's what college is for. Almost nobody comes out with a real girlfriend
So its weird to ask this but what features makes a guy handsome?
From greatest importance to least:
+personality (be confident, be the life of the party, be interesting and socially valuable to everyone else)
+face
+chest (don't be fat, be muscular)
+salary
>>16907580
Face is my biggest issue, I have a big head, and a fatish face so I grow a beard to hid my double chin, but it looks like shit even if I groom it but I feel like I look worse with the double chin
>>16907566
- confidence
- hairy chest
- big forearms
My girlfriend has broke up with her boyfriend 2 months ago. They've been together for 3 years.
Yet she told me face to face that she still thinks about him which means she probably have feelings for him.
One thing you should know, this guy was a motherfucker he treated her like shit.
She was doing everything he asked yet she refuses everything I ask.
I need help to know what to do, we've been dating since a months but we know each other for 6 month.
Any help would be useful, be straightforward... i'm really desperate here
She's on the rebound. You're the rebound guy
When this happened to me it turned into a huge mess of a relationship for us. Same amount of time together and everything.
>>16907570
Did you spend time with her or not ? Because for me it's whenever i ask something, she says no. And when we see each others she hates it i can see it in her eyes
Option 1
>reliable and mature
>financially secure
>close family and friends
>no sex
>no spark
>very little in common
Option 2
>lots in common
>amazing sex
>amazing connection
>not that social, can withdraw at times
>not financially secure
>slightly chaotic lifestyle
Which one would be the best option? Option 1 seems like the best long term option but I crave the connection I have with option 2. Option 2 is absolutely perfect but a relationship would be quite difficult to maintain in the beginning. I honestly feel this person and I could be fantastic together long term though.
>>16907384
Wich one makes you happy the most?
Option 2, connection is more important.
>>16907392
When it comes to relationships just always choose whoever makes you happy, if it's a high risk then fuck it, take it, you don't want to realize one day when you are 40 with a stable family that you let go the love of yor ilfe just to have a less risky option
TL;DR you may regret choosing someone that doesn't really makes you happy
I'm flying to Ontario today, and I don't usually take planes. I've got a SD card with porn on it, but will it get confiscated? Should I leave it at home?
why are you bringing a sd card with porn on it on a plane in the first place?
But no, probably not. They'll probably think it contains photos or something.
>>16907275
Alright, thanks. It's in my 3ds. I wouldn't bring it, but it also has some games and Smash DLC on it.
even if they took it out (which they wont) and even if they had a way to look at what's on it (which they dont) who the fuck even cares? Having porn is not a crime, they sell Maxim and shit in the airport.
I am an American girl with a German online friend. A while ago, I told him that I will stop studying German as I have no time for that and I have more important things to do. He suddenly said that he has been sad lately. When I asked him why, he just said that he doesn't feel like he is loved and when I asked him why is that he said he doesn't know. Is he upset about me not taking German?
Possibly?
If he doesn't know so why bother?
>>16907253
>he doesn't know
What do you mean? He doesn't know what?
>>16907258
>when I asked him why is that he said he doesn't know.
Long story short just went from autistic virgin to autistic virgin w/ GF, it's been 2 weeks and we don't see each other that much but i'm seeing her today and staying over at hers. We're quite in love but since I'm a shy autistic, who's whole childhood was raised under religion, I don't know shit about being in couple. We do love each other and kiss and make out but I don't know how to bring the sex into the couple, it's the obvious opportunity for me as for her, and she's probably forgetting about it since she knows I'm an autistic dude and she takes it slowly, to go at my pace, but I guess she'd love if I step out and make our relation even more intimate.
Do I bring a condom and just like tell her I'll hit that ?
Do I ask her casually in a message before coming ?
Do I ask her irl and just go out to look for a dispenser or a drugstore in the evening when i'll be there ?
pic not related
> tfw you slept with her but no sex
Bump, sorry I need an advice on that.
>>16907062
You say you already make out? Just take it a step further next time. Shit ain't rocket science dawg
>>16907146
Sorry I'm not as experimented as you dawg.
What does it mean, take it a step further ? It doesn't help me at all, I don't know if I should ask, or just do it after without even bringing the subject, and if I happen to bring the subject, how do I put it ?
Don't underestimate my autistic side, I don't have a fucking idea.
Don't say it like I should slide on her and just get it over with.
What's your daily routine?
I've been a NEET for so many years (I'm a student now) that whenever I try to structure my day I'm either too strict or too lenient.
I've only gone to 10% of my lectures and barely done any work
Stop using computers during the evenings, it will make it easier to go to sleep on time.
Then you can get up earlier in the mornings.
I've found getting up early in the morning is cultural to achieving things in life, and it's what everyone expects you to do if you're a "hard working" person.
wake up at 430 AM (fucking kill me)
work at 6
lunch 12 to 2
go home at 6
smoke weed
chill with dogs
sleep
rinse and repeat for the last 2 years
>>16907004
>lunch 12 to 2
That's a long lunch.
I am 27. I have a job with no future. A boyfriend who hates me. And virtually no friends since they all either moved or started families. I am left behind..what do you do when you can see no future in which you aren't a burden to everyone around you? No prospects? The only thing I have going for me is the fact that people find me attractive..and that will fade soon enough. I am pushing 30, and I have done nothing worth noting in my life. I don't even have some stupid fucking hidden talent. I am nothing.
Don't really have any advice. But at least 4chan is here for you :^)
>>16906762
Most of the world isn't that talented and work dead end jobs. At least you are attractive. All of your issues are fixable too.
>>16906778
Well, then I have nowhere left to go.
I found out yesterday where the guy who molested me when I was a kid lives. Should I confront him?
Probably not. It'll just bring back bad memories. I can't say I was raped but I was kidnapped as a brat, I somewhat understand where your coming from.
>>16906739
My two brothers were asleep. He got them first and then I continued to pretend to be asleep while he molested me.
>>16906727
And do what?
No, you should not confront him.
Idk if this belongs here but I think it'd be an interesting topic to be had and I could use some advice I guess on this because idk how to think
So, discrimination, I think it's valid in some cases (hiring a man over a women to do a more on hands job like oil rigging or a women over a man for a nursing job), but a lot of people disagree. Idk why, because I think it comes down to naturalistic properties of men and women.
So I guess I am asking, why and when is discrimination valid?
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>>16906601
There is no reason to discriminate. Stop being a faggot.
>>16906612
you seriously wouldn't hire a man over a women for an oil rigging job if all you knew was that it was a man or a women?
k
>>16906601
Hiring the best person for the job is not discrimination but there's a lot of dumb motherfuckers that think it is.
Hey /adv/
Not really sure if this is the right board for this. But I was wondering is it retarded that biggest dream is to get married and be able to support my family? I'm a male, who lives in Virginia but my roots are more or less in the south, not inbred. Idk any of you fags have the same type of dream?
I think it's kind of sad, to be honest. Not sad as in pathetic, but actually sad that you don't think there's anything more that you want in life other than a family. Surely there's got to be more you want to do in life? Or does your goal just seem so impossible?
>>16906536
Wait I didn't mean it was impossible. Just a goal something to look forward to. I got clinical depression, diagnosed. It helps me from wanting to kill myself.
I also wanna get rich
I have the same thing. I wouldn't describe it fully as a dream. As I expect it to happen. But it's certainly up there in importance. I'd perfect to be able to have a good enough job that I can spend a lot of time with them. But 8 hours a day is fine.
I'm a masochist and I enjoy getting beaten by my boyfriend, like really really hard. Unfortunately it leads to me getting bruised and cut up everywhere. He gave me a bad black eye recently and my friends and family are jumping to conclusions and think my boyfriend is abusing me.
It's simply not true though, this is my fetish. My boyfriend does it completely because I want him to, he's not an abuser or anything. I always tell them it's fine, it's nothing but they think I'm in denial. I don't really want to tell them I get off on being hurt and abused but if this escalates too far the police could be called. It won't go anywhere obviously because I'm not going to press charges but it's nobody likes cops showing up at your house.
How the heck am I supposed to get out of this? I wish everyone would just mind their own business.
>>16906524
Seek help, that amount of masochism is clearly beyond healthy.
>>16906524
Certain sexual fetishes are better expressed in ways that are not violent. You can't just say "it's my fetish so it's ok"- pedophiles are attracted to little kids but they aren't allowed to embrace their fetish because it's a destructive Union.
If your fetish is interfering in your real life relationships, then you need to dial it back a notch because it is getting out of hand.
I suggest you go to some therapy and maybe find ways to experience pain with your BF that don't leave visible or permanent marks on your body
>>16906524
Sign an agreement to it
Like those bdsm contracts and whatnot
Google it
Put the rules and safe words and all of it on the contract too
Jist in case you can show to the police that its your thing and not abuse
