Hello. My name is John. I get all my political views from comedians like Louis CK and late night TV like The Daily Show.
>>69375038
>inb4 /pol/fags get butthurt.
Well hi John. My name is anon.
I don't give a shit about your political views, how about we talk about movies instead?
>It's a poorfag alt right episode
Can I still wear flannel if I'm not a bearded nu-male cuck
I like wearing flannel
>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
>The war that Tolkien wrote about was a war for the fate of civilization and the future of humanity, and that’s become the template. I’m not sure that it’s a good template, though. The Tolkien model led generations of fantasy writers to produce these endless series of dark lords and their evil minions who are all very ugly and wear black clothes. But the vast majority of wars throughout history are not like that.
>'But if you’re going to write about war, and you just want to include all the cool battles and heroes killing a lot of orcs and things like that and you don’t portray [sexual violence], then there’s something fundamentally dishonest about that.
Reminder that there are adults who unironically prefer LOTR to GOT.
Reminder that this is the man who wrote the Boltons, a family of pale vampire wannabes in all red and black who flay people for kicks while raping their way through the countryside.
>>69367739
This faggot doesn't know what makes a good story and gets bogged down in minutiae. I hate his fucking books.
There are real historians who chronicled real history and I'd rather read a good translation than his attempt at realfantasy.
>>69368232
>This faggot doesn't know what makes a good story
You mean interesting, fleshed-out and believable characters?
Because he's got that downbetter than Tolkien ever did.
>>69311369
First for 4/10 episodes all season.
>>69313202
So the rest of the season is going to be better? Are you leakbro?
Was this necessary?
>>69305306→
Episode 3 Season 6
>mentions Cercei's Trial by Combat
>mentions Gregor Clegane
>mentions The Hound
CLEGANEBOWL CONFUCKINGFIRMED!!!
Who /drowned god/ here?
How did he send that prostitute / mother / whatever she was away on a ship?
The very first scene he was in this season was devoted to showing us that they'd lost all their ships.
Do the writers even care anymore? Why am I still watching this turd?
>>69308204
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Quit with these fucking questions, they're ruining the show.
old: >>69305306
>>69307152
(farts)
QUENTYN IS ALIVE
>>69307211
>*makes penis joke*
>>69303609
Reminder that Smalljon is putting Ramsay on a ruse cruise.
Osha and Rickon exchanged knowing glances at each other, and made no remarks or anything, staying quiet, even though they should be scared or angry at least with Ramsay fucking shit there and being sold out by the Umbers.
And that wolf head was way too small for Shaggydog, pic related. But Ramsay wouldn't know that cause he's never seen a direwolf, unlike Roose, who's conveniently dead.
NORTHERN MASTER PLAN CONFIRMED.
GET HYPE.
>tfw Emilia gets that JLH bod
>>69305249
>The leaks have been consistent with the trailers before they came out and with the show so far
>This autist doesn't believe them
Top KEKOLD.
>>69300920
all that leather~
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SANSA BLED THIS IS IMPORTANT
SCREENCAP THIS
>Trial by combat will be with Loras and Mountain
>Mountain will easily defeat Loras
>at the same time, Septon Maribald is going to Kingslanding to investigate this old man calling himself as 'High Sparrow" and is tasked to put an end to his shenanigans and is accompanied by his muscle, the Grave keeper
>Cersei rejoices
>Tommen complains that Margaery is also killed by Mountain
>Cersei too smug to see that Tommen is also killed by the mountain
>Cersei goes insane and orders to burn kingslanding to the ground
>Septon Maribald Arrives with the real Faith and kills High Sparrow
>Gravedigger vs Mountain while fire is raging in kingslanding
>they fight throughout different parts of KL
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down
Pottery Edition
>>69299725
>pottery
>>69300920
Fook Arya's and Daenerys' storyline.
>>69298256
Jon Turkgaryen confirmed
shagydog vs ramsey's trained invincible hounds
*farts*
jon "small pecker" targaryen confirmed
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE edition
old >>69286899
>All I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>>69289907
why does he duel wield like the animays?
5th for rickon dying
>>69281735
>>69283330
(farts)
>>69283330
>absolutely no one thinks he might be an Other sleeper agent
>they just let him leave and go south
>>69283330
First for grand maester Poocelle
old >>69279861
Tr8rs edition
first
(farts)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
Be truth with me lads, how was tonight's episode?
>>69278715
Reminder:
>Stannis is not the prince who was promised, but someone has to be.
(farts) edition
(farts)
>>69277405
C L E G A N E B O W L
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What was Dayne thinking at this moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
He's Back Edition:
Old Thread:
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>>69276041
Just wanted to note... it's really surprising how long it takes to get a new general up these days. Last season, autists were making threads before the bump limit was even reached, just to get their waifu in the OP.
My watch has ended.
olly btfo
Wildfu is not long for this world.
