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>>69300920
all that leather~
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SANSA BLED THIS IS IMPORTANT
SCREENCAP THIS
>Trial by combat will be with Loras and Mountain
>Mountain will easily defeat Loras
>at the same time, Septon Maribald is going to Kingslanding to investigate this old man calling himself as 'High Sparrow" and is tasked to put an end to his shenanigans and is accompanied by his muscle, the Grave keeper
>Cersei rejoices
>Tommen complains that Margaery is also killed by Mountain
>Cersei too smug to see that Tommen is also killed by the mountain
>Cersei goes insane and orders to burn kingslanding to the ground
>Septon Maribald Arrives with the real Faith and kills High Sparrow
>Gravedigger vs Mountain while fire is raging in kingslanding
>they fight throughout different parts of KL
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down
Who /rana/ here?
I loved GoT during seasons 1-4. What the fuck happened? How did we fall so low.
>>69303641
>all that darkness
LITERALLY
EVERY
SHOT
>tfw no one else understood the Arya scene
>>69303641
fuck you
>>69303609
First for t*rkroach playing Lyanna.
>>69303609
>DUDE REMEMBER THAT BIG GIANT GUY SHOWFAGS? REMEMBER THAT HE IS THE MOUNTAIN, WE NEED TO TELL YOU THE FUCKING OBVIOUS BECAUSE YOU SHOWFAGS ARE RETARDED
What did D&D mean by this?
>>69303671
literally who?
can we stop posting shitskins?
FUCKING CONFIRMED
Reminder that roose is dead by the pink letter chapter in the book, it just happened off screen
>I wish you good fortunes in the wars to come
what did he mean by this?
>>69303676
Casualized alongside its increase in popularity
Happens to every show
Although in this case I'm not even sure if the drop in quality to make things more obvious to the audience is even intentional and just a factor of shit writing
Anyone catch a red door on the ToJ?
Lemons grow in Dorne, after all
>>69303609
jon targaryen senpai.
>>69303676
They stopped having book material to rely on and GRRM stopped writing episodes.
>>69303676
I'd say ran out of books, but they didn't. They just stopped using book stuff. They cut so much out and sped it up and now all of a sudden "Whoops, we've caught up, so we HAVE to do our own original stuff guys."
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy and you have a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>>69303734
Lyanna's cunt is the red door
RAMSAY LETS RICKON RUN TO JON SNOW
RAMSAY THEN SHOOTS RICKON WITH A BOW TO KILL HIM
WILDLINGS CHARGE AGAINST RAMSAY'S CAVALRY AND RAMSAY UNLEASHES A VOLLEY OF ARROWS TO KILL EVERYONE
WILDLINGS ARE TRAPPED BETWEEN SHIELDWALLS AND A WALL OF CORPSES
SMALLJON CLIMBS OVER TO FIGHT TORMUND AND LOSES
CIA CRASHES THE PARTY FROM BEHIND WITH SANSA
RAMSAY RETREATS AND KILLS WUN WUN BUT JON BEATS HIM TO DEATH
DARK JON IS ON A PATH OF VENGEANCE
>>69303727
There was an episode called the Wars to Come. This is what Dabid considers to be deep.
>Gregor Clegane = Robert Strong
>Sandor Clegane = The Hound
>Trail by Combat = TbC
>???
>FUCKING CONFIRMED
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69303753
They had plenty of material but they decided to fuck having good plotlines instead the le witty dwarf man should get all the screentime
>>69303692
>They call him Robert Strong at the end of season 5
>"Whoops, I just remembered this is the show where people actually think Dany's name is 'Khaleesi' and not Daenarys."
>Call him Gregor again!
>And keep calling him that every time he's there.
>>69303609
I'm getting worried bros
Where is he..?
>>69303670
For whose trial? That makes zero sense. Why would the faith choose either Loras or the Mountain. Loras, Marg, and Cersei still all need to be tried, you don't have your trial by combat against each other.
Who /Calorieesi/?
>>69303609
Davos is a whore
Reminder that there is no "Robert Strong" in the show. They called him Ser Gregor.
>>69303805
I want her to sit on my face
>>69303794
he ded bruh
>>69303794
I think he was the flayed body in the establishing shot of the Umbers going to winterfell
;_;
>>69303803
The Tyrells are said to have become insane and starts to believe the HS this season
>>69303787
To be fair, everybody that calls him Gregor in the show knows damn well it's Gregor in the books and they openly wonder what the fuck is underneath the helmet.
So the Umbers are just playing Ramsay like a damn fiddle right? Direwolf heads aren't that small for starters.
>>69303787
Did they actually call him Robert last season?
JUST
>>69303776
Benioff is innocent of this episode I think. If you watched the Inside the Episode, Weiss is doing 90% of the talking.
I'm convinced Benioff wrote most of Episode 1, Dave Hill wrote episode 2, and Weiss wrote most of Episode 3.
Honestly would just like a Bryan Cogman-written episode any day now.
>>69303641
Varys the Original GRRM Protagonist
>>69303766
>Ramsay kills wun wun
The way Ramsay Sue is in the show, I actually believe this
>>69303805
I just want to cuddle with her. Why is she so perfect.
Why is he so fucking nice
>>69303641
Did Varys really need to hear from som local girl that other slaver states are supporting a pro-slavery insurgency in Mereen?
Also Varys is apparently a kind and benevolent man who gives candies to kids and totally doesn't rip their tongues out.
>>69303665
??????
>>69303766
i like dark jon
pls tell me more about dark jon
>>69303680
>boohoo why are they using realistic lighting
fuck off
>>69303676
GRRM stopped getting involved after season 4. Thats why it's been so shitty plus the fact that they ran out of book content
>>69303766
>Ramsay has enough plot armor to 1v1 a giant and win
I dont even doubt this is something D&D would do.
>>69303839
That nigga had a full head of hair lol
>>69303609
Uno farto @ 32:10
>>69303766
Lord Snowheart
cold as fuck
>>69303860
That's literally his description in the books, he acts like a nice grandfather on the outside
>>69303805
She got fat in all the worse places.
>>69303824
Breaker of Chairs
>>69303839
The guy's hair was way too long.
>>69303817
They originally called him Robert Strong, but it makes sense that people obviously know it's the mountain. A guy exactly as big as the mountain who never speaks, and has his face covered shows up out of nowhere to help Cersei. People in Westeros aren't that thick
>>69303860
Lannisters lets him doing his crazy shits he dreamed off for years
He's having the time of his life
>>69303863
it's to set up the fact that the season will end with the siege. they need to remind showfags that the other cities exist.
in the book Varys used slaves which already had their tongues removed. faggot.
>>69303817
Yet they've said Robert Strong before, they're not even consistent.
As if Stannis burning his own daughter, "We don't kill little girls in Dorne" and probably what Varys said about not killing kids wasn't proof enough anyways.
>>69303680
>mfw trying to watch GoT in anything other than a pitch-black room
>>69303881
Ramsay shoots Wun Wun in the eye with an arrow
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
>>69303849
That's what I thought. Shaggydog should be bigger.
>>69303766
FUG
>expecting this to be an intentional hint that points to a ruse by Umber and Rickon
>it's not the prop department fucking up and nobody on the show cares enough
>Robert Strong quietly walks in
>Cersei notices him
>(squirt)
what did D&D mean by this?
>>69303686
No, fuck you, leatherman.
>>69303849
>implying dnd give a fuck about details that minute
smalljon is literally just going to be a miniboss for jon before he goes to fight rumsey
quick question
did we see any tits this season yet?
>>69303670
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down
And again its like poetry they sort of- they rhyme. Evry stanza just kinda rhymes with the last one. Hopefully it'll work
>>69303849
>still thinking D&D are capable to create clever characters
>>69303766
nice dubs
notice how there's no dead umber men in that pile? Maybe they are loyal to the starks but I doubt it with hackandhack writing
>>69303817
There's little point in keeping up the charade since the only people that would care, the Martells, are extinct and Dorne is run by a pack of insane harpies.
>>69303897
He hasn't had a single inauthentic moment yet, though. The facade never drops.
He's just the kindly, cheerful, personable man who sews corpses together all day.
>>69303944
I can't see shit. Jesus why is every shot so fucking dark?
>>69303766
Wun Wun should have known better than to tackle shirtless Ramsay
>>69303956
Smelly Melly's but that's so common that it doesn't really count.
>>69303824
POST MORE QUEEN OF FAT ASSES FOR THE LOVE OF THE SEVEN
>>69303871
>dark jon
>jon is just as gormless as ever
>>69303955
He's the boss for Tormund.
>>69303766
CRAAWWWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIN
>>69303922
People have survived getting shot in the eye on real life. Why would that be fatal to a giant?
I knew an old lady who got shot in the he with a gun during a mugging. She still had the wherewithall to tell the cops what happened.
lol
>>69303858
>That second chin
>>69303956
Melisandre when she was young then old
>>69303944
i cant even see whats going on your shitty grab is so dark
>>69303817
Qyburn referred to him as Ser Robert Strong at the end of season 5.
>>69303915
Well in the book Varys isn't pro-dany either. He's now happy fat man in the show it seems.
>>69303860
Qyburn has two sides: nicest person you'll ever meet and TWisTeD FucKiN PsYCHoPaTH
![gsOX5N1ZrBSEz7d5RreJaVZZyu.mkv_snapshot_23.51_[2016.05.08_19.55.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NPpBmMj.jpg "gsOX5N1ZrBSEz7d5RreJaVZZyu.mkv snapshot 23.51 [2016.05.08 19.55.01]")
>Varys in the light
>slavery-supporter in the dark
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
in my point of view, the mother of dragons is evil
>>69303805
>Dany is universally hated on /got/
>gets a bit chubby
>gains a fandom
based high test bros
>>69303805
>yfw this is passes for an "action star" now
SOON™
>>69304005
>D&D
Thats why
>>69304006
WHO
>>69303824
UGGGGHH THICKER
>>69303849
did they even bother giving the umber guy a name? he's a throwaway for a fight scene later
>>69303824
FAT EMILIA=BEST EMILIA
SOMEONE POST THE SHOPPED ONE WITH THE ARMS AND ASS EVEN BIGGER
>Jon is killed in Battle
>Jon is revived on the spot without magic
>Jon loses himself everytime he is killed and brought back
>mfw he just wants to die but the lord of light keeps bringing him back
>>69303922
I bet he quips after it too
>>69303916
No they have not you daft whining fool.
>>69303824
THICCLEESI
>>69303984
People are taking shots from bad pirated streams.
>>69304010
oh right.. well at least that
but I really really want THICK KHALEESI tits!
>>69304046
I think thats Smalljon
>>69303609
what will jon snow do now?
>>69303849
>Thought out plot line that has a twist, where Ramsay gets his comeuppance and there's good development for Rickon
>Killing off Rickon for shock value, though not before having his boipussy rekt by Karstark.
Which do you think D&D will go for? Come on now.
It just gets worse and worse guys. It's so badly done it's actually painful at this point.
>Sparrow and Tommen
>Tyrion and the pathetic tumblr pair
>Varys and whoeverthefuck from who gives a shit
These scenes are long, badly written and contribute literally nothing to the story. Nobody seems to have any idea what the hell they are doing. Davos just loves Jon Snow now, who is back from the dead but not at all humbled by the experience, or curious, just moody. Jaime is just sitting there...doing nothing. And the fucking Umbers killed Shaggydog. Fucking terrible.
>>69303805
Carbleesi
>>69303860
How did he know the kids were Varys' little birds? They're supposed to be his top secret network of spies and Qyburn suddenly has them all rounded up in his lab.
>>69304030
>I need your boots, your clothes and your hamburgers
>>69304041
>>69304006
DAYNE?
Wun Wun vs Robert Strong, who wins?
>>69303956
Crazy. I was literally just thinking about this woman and that particular video. Seeing this made me think of her. >>69303671
>>69304055
>yfw he ends up insane like Lews Therin
Where the FUCK is Pimpin' Petyr?
>>69304069
what is their fucking problem, northen cunts
>>69304068
This is depressing.
>>69304068
she didnt look so thick in this shot, i think it might have been one of the first scenes they filmed and yours much later
Claim you're waifu
>>69304103
Wun Wun can literally pick him up and rip him in half.
>>69303919
holy shit this
they need to stop
>>69304041
IT'S DAYNE! GET HIM!
Is the Battle for Winterfell going to be the big episode 9 event this season?
>Be Olly
>Be living in cozy peasant village in the North
>Parents get killed and eaten in front of you; entire village burns
>Escape to the people who are supposed to prevent that sort of thing from happening
>Join their order to get revenge on the wildlings
>Even get to avenge dad by sniping the wildling who killed him
>Afterward, Lord Commander Jon Snu decides to make an alliance with the exact same people who killed your family
>Snu starts doing the exact opposite of what the Nightswatch is supposed to do
>Uprising happens, Snu is murdered like the traitor he is
>Lol nope, he had cheat codes all along
>Comes back from the dead and hangs you for doing the right thing and avenging your family
Anyone else feel sorry for ol' Olly?
>Lord Umber, I'm Winterfell
>He wasn't alone
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>They are not my friends
>Don't worry, no charge for them
>And why would I want them?
>They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the Stark prince, the youngest brother
>RICKON?
>Aye
>Get them onboard, I'll call it in
>>69304103
Wun Wun death by technical BTFO
>>69304070
get the wildlings and rekt the bolton, while dany gets the dothrakis and rekt the slavers.
isn't this show predictable enough?
>>69304031
>CIA blowing up the Wall with wildfire
to what end?
>>69304069
i don't care who you think it's supposed to be, i mean did they actually bother having him introduce himself as anyone other than "umber"
if they didn't don't expect much of anything from the guy, it basically confirms he's just some guy to have move the "plot" along and then kill him in an "epic" battle later
>>69303766
Punished 'Venom' Jon is gonna fuck shit up
>>69304031
>CIA tries to attack Winterfell after Jon claims it in order to take Sansa back
>he gets killed
>some time later, he shows up as the new Night King
>getting killed was part of the plan
why the FUCK did they cut greatjon
>>69303944
Come on guys, that's clearly a regular-sized dog/wolf head. No way that's intended to be a direwolf head.
>>69304056
>"Heh, well, my Lords, it seems I've discovered the first Gant! It's a Giant...without the 'eye'."
>>69303670
I like the part about Ian Mcshane being the one they send to stop this stupid cult
>>69304109
>He leads a suicide charge into the Land of Always Winter to end to the Long Night
>>69303919
>mfw outside with my normie friends after we grilled all day with the TV out there
>the first 3 scenes are all DARKNESS
>sun went down about halfway through the episode
>all bright scenes
Why can D&D get indoor light right?
>>69303944
Was Shaggydog small or is the prop department just retarded?
>>69303944
In b4 theorists have written a better plot line with the Umber conspiracy than what will actually happen in the show which is Rickon and Osha rape and death for them youtube reactions
>>69304031
next episode is a cia episode
who here /hype/?
>>69304111
climbing ladders in the Vale
>>69304031
>somebody actually drew this
for what purpose would he do this?
>>69304135
Lyanna (no pictures yet)
>>69303609
Eh, hate to say it and be a typical negative chantard but damn I'm not feeling this season. I thought last season was p sweet for the most part, especially that episode 8 holy fuck. This one is just eh. My biggest problem with it is that they're on the verge of an apocalyptic war with the white walkers, but we're still being shown all this political shit with Cersei and what not. It all seems so petty at this point. I thought that was supposed to be the point. Who the fuck cares when this shit is about to go down?
Also Jon Snow walking away from the Night's Watch was really lame. Motherfucker's been brought back from the dead and he's seen some serious shit, and at this fucking point he decides to pussy out? I mean come on, shit is going on that's much bigger than him, and he should realise that. Really don't like what they did with his character there.
Also them bringing him back is kinda lame in itself. You'd think that if it was so easy to do it that every fucker in the seven kingdoms would be doing it, or they'd at least have some designated magic doctor bringing people back to life in makeshift hospitals. Reminds me of that other fag that used to bring that one fag back just by whispering some shit in his ear.
Bullshit 2bh.
>>69304135
I want the waif to use my cock to beat Arya
>>69304135
a best
>>69303676
the series is better than the books though
>>69304149
CHAOSH
>>69304135
>you're
I am the Sansa now
>>69304143
I don't get the Olly hate, either.
>>69303944
rubber doesn't exist in westeros
>Rickon taller than Ramsay
>Bran looking fucking ridiculous
>Gilly's baby is still a baby though
Recast the fucking child actors, you cunts.
>>69304209
>Eh,
stopped reading there
>>69304135
>No Ashara yet
One can dream
>>69304212
I want the waif to use arya to beat my cock
>>69304028
>>69303805
bigger boobs would absolutely redeem her horrendous acting
shame
>>69304215
you forgot your trip and /lit/ bait pic, Brad
Who /incestfu/ here?
>>69304161
my sides
>>69304142
I hope not because that means nothing happening for the entire season only to have everything (bastard bowl, cleganebowl) happen at once in ep9
>>69304209
>I thought last season was p sweet for the most part, especially that episode 8 holy fuck.
>>69303824
she got so fat
disgusting
>>69304135
>>69304212
>>69304214
You fucks had literally all the time in the world to pick and yet you chose them???
>>69304218
but why though
>Ilyn Payne wasn't on Arya's list
This made more madder than it should have.
>>69304151
He's introduced as Lord Umber.
That's all that's needed. Who gives a fuck if they say his first name. He's the head of one of three families Ramsay namechecks as being the most powerful in the North.
>>69304075
Why are Grey Worm and and Missandei considered the tumblr pair now? Jeez, does having brown skin automatically qualify one to be a SJW representative?
>when you nutted but she still suckin
>>69304275
post yours then you fucking pleb
>>69304143
I thought all the olly hate here was ironic and intended to mock how people on Reddit jump on bandwagons and ignore what the characters actual motives are
>>69304169
>>69304109
>Jon snow is the bastard of Targaryan
>Targaryans sigil is a dragon
>Lews Therin is called the Dragon
>Jon Snow is the Dragon Reborn
>>69304023
kek
>>69304291
they really fucked up on the make-up in these shots
>>69304109
>ends up reforging Lightbringer and killing whats left of his family/sam with itIt doesn't matter that he isn't a blacksmith. I just want an insane character, not an edgy one...
>Avoid /tv/ a weak before the episode to avoid more spoilers like we had for Roose in episode 2
>Literally nothing happens
King's Landing
>Literally nothing
Mereen
>It turns out all of Daenerys' already established enemies are her enemies
Braavos
>Blind girl not so blind
The Wall
>We Lord Commander now
WHERE IS THEON
WHERE IS CIA
WHERE IS THE PLOT
WHERE ISSTANNIS
>>69304281
>Ilyn Payne
who?
>>69304229
Literally just because he stabbed everyone's favorite teen heartthrob even though he had every fucking reason to.
>>69304157
The actor got fucked up in some bar fight and he's barely done work since.
>>69304279
for it is the ladder that he climbs
>>69304275
I like redheads and i like slags, Sophie is the perfect choice.
>>69304212
>I want the waif to use my cock to beat Arya
I like that
Asha/Yara Greyjoy nude scene when??
>>69304203
fell in love with a white maiden found in the forests of the north
reminds him of cat
it's pottery
>>69303908
>>69303916
>>69304014
Wrong, after Cersei's walk Qyburn just said "may I introduce the newest member of the kingsguard. If it please your grace, he has sworn a vow of silence." No name given. Your imagination just filled it in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1nR_jlOjPQ
>>69304229
>>69304143
Don't expect the Jontards to think like that with logic and characterization.
To them it's just HURR JON'S THE HERO OF LEGENDS PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED AA REBORN and that's all that matters.
Olly stabbed their hero so they mad.
Even if he was right.
>>69304324
Stannis is the flayed corpse in the episode bro
>>69304284
you mean it's all they bothered writing about him because his purpose is to tie up the rickon plot and then get killed by jon or tormond or edd or who the fuck ever
>>69304281
never understood why he was on the list anyway
i mean hes the fucking kings executioner, was it his fault joffrey called for neds head? was he supposed to just say, naw fuck that im out?
he was just doing his duty to the realm, man of respect desu
>>69304309
>implying Jon is a bastard
>implying Rhaegar didn't take two wives like Aegon the Conqueror
>implying Jon isn't the rightful heir to the Iron Throne
>>69303874
>GoT
>"realistic"
lel. this fag is saying this in the show that has the most obnoxious and distracting wigs ever displayed on televisions. They might as well be dressed in $5 halloween costumes m8
>>69304324
The North
>Traitorshits everywhere
>>69304151
its smalljon, he mentions how his father died and is then called lord umber
>>69303609
Why was Bloodraven saying he'd been in a tree for a thousand years?
He's been there less than 70 years.
>>69303944
>>69304160
>>69304182
Direwolves were never as big as they were suppoed to be in the books.
rip in piece shaggydog you were the bestest dog ever
>>69304018
Varys is too big of a figure to be "pro" someone. Dany should be lucky he even WANTS to marry her to Young Griff, instead of dumping her ass and running off with Viserion and Rhaegal.
>>69304344
Arya nude scenes WHEN?
Her and Sophie are legal now what are they fucking waiting for?
>>69304367
>saggytits mcstrokeface
>>69303944
>implying they wouldn't just reuse props
>>69304299
MA OE
>>69304229
He's terrible OC, like 90% of the show's OC. Also it's hard to feel bad for a boy with such a punchable face.
>>69303852
>I'm convinced Benioff wrote most of Episode 1, Dave Hill wrote episode 2, and Weiss wrote most of Episode 3.
So Benioff is the worst writer on the whole show? Ep 1 was 1/5, Ep 2 was 4/5, and Ep 3 was maybe 3/5.
How can you support Jon Snu after he executed a child who literally did nothing wrong?
>>69304349
episode 8
>>69304387
"You killed your father because he was a cunt" was great though
>>69303680
>>69303919
>t. faggots who watch crappy bootleg streams on their TN panel computer monitors
>>69304396
I AM THE TREE
>>69304078
Because Varys talks about his little birds constantly? It shouldn't be a big secret to anyone
>>69304143
yep, he's totally understandable and the actor is actually great. i think he's got a future in the industry.
>>69304367
SHOOPED AS FUCK
A girl can see
>>69304367
So what's next for Arya?
>>69304344
I want to get miniaturized and crawl in her belly button to live there for the rest of my days
>>69304324
>literally nothing
>Clegane bowl outright FUCKING CONFIRMED
>literally nothing
ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENEING
>>69304376
That's a description that can be used to describe every literary character created.
>>69304309
>Horn of Winter
>Horn of Valere
Blood and bloody ashes, anon, it fits!
>>69304324
>WHERE IS STANNIS
just let it go my man
>>69303956
Who is this boner honer?
>>69304318
desu hung people are extremly ugly
Sometime, an eye can pop out
Do Craster's sons somehow stay babies forever unless white walker magic comes into play?
>>69304143
Olly had more reasons to kill John than anyone in that castle.
>>69304438
I like the way SmallJon acts but the way they made him a traitorous bastard that badmouths the GreatJon is horrible
>>69304414
Grey Wind's head there is at least 3 times bigger than the shitty Shaggydog head.
It's a ruse. Umbers are crafty niggers.
>>69304229
Reddit only started watching last season and he killed Jon (despite clearly struggling to do so and fueled by his disdain for the wildlings for killing his family)
It's like expecting a person whose wife and children were raped and killed by niggers while he was forced to watch suddenly having to accept those same niggers hired at his workplace in order to avoid going out of business
>>69303670
This would be fucking amazing
>>69304396
He is suffering from dementia.
Only reason he keeps interrumping the visions is that he knows Bran will fuck off the moment he is done with them, and he wants the company.
>>69304349
Prepare for disappointment.
>>69304396
D&D don't give a shit about the Blackfyre era and likely made him older to sound more enigmatic to the core viewership.
>>69304468
every poor one, sure
>>69304170
u wot
Mormonts are First Men. Jorah worships the Seven because he became a knight.
Manderlys are not First Men. They worship the Seven.
>>69304356
No matter where a dark skinned person lives they will always be dark skinned. Do you think Arabs who live in Northern Europe automatically turn white you moron?
>yfw sand sneks in the coming episodes
>>69304385
>this thing is bad boo hoo
>but that's realistic
>lmao this other thing is bad checkmate
>>69304324
>Stannis
bruh...
>>69304384
Nope.
Claimed
just watched the latest episode and i have one main thought...CLEGANE BOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET HYPE NOW NIGGERS
>>69304450
The point is that nobody knew that his little birds were children except him.
>>69304414
There is no way that wolf head is anywhere near the size of Grey Wind's
NORTHERN MASTER PLAN CONFIRMED
>>69303852
>>69304425
COGMAN WROTE OATHKEEPER
STOP POSTING
>>69304469
>>69304319
>>69304309
>>69304109
>All these Wheel of Time posts in a GOT thread.
I love it
>>69304515
Blackfyrefuckingshits BTFO
Cut from the show, cut from the Redgrass Field
>>69304143
He didn't learn the lesson of not judging groups by the action of individuals.
I felt more sympathy for Alliser Thorne desu.
Man got sent to the wall for fighting for his king.
Broke his back climbing the ranks so he can achieve something in his life.
Got cucked by some rookie who just joined willfully.
>>69304281
wasnt asked about meryn trent either
>>69304281
>Arya's list gets shorter and shorter every time she recites it in the vain hope that viewers will forget
It used to contain Melly, Thoros and Beric too
>>69304387
"lets turn the most loyal region to the most traitorous shits"
D&D
>>69304387
>falling for the Umber's ruse
>Totally loyal to you man. Just can't bend the knee. Bad knees and stuff. Bolton on my heart forever tho, 4 realz.
>>69304324
Leave Stannis to me.
Did anybody else see the umber flag missing the giant? It was just two chains
>>69303824
brehs...
I hope Theon won't die and live a happy life with Yara
>>69303670
McShane is only in one episode. Is this going to happen in the span of one episode?
>>69304275
Post yours then fag
REMINDERget hype
*Comes back to life
*Teleports behind you
*Dips katana in lava
*Hangs you
Heh, nothing personnel kid....
>Sand Sneks killed Martels
>Have NO FUCKING CLAIM ON DORNE
>still rule it now
how the fuck D&D?
>>69304143
That stupid fuck Jon Snu even had a wall already built and he just let the snow Mexicans waltz in and invade.
I can't wait until we build the real Wall.
>>69304549
what was wrong with Oathkeeper?
the only really shit episode he's done is Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken, and that's mostly because of the direction rather than the writing
his worst display of writing was what he did for the Dreadfort assault in The Laws of Gods and Men
So we've had major characters die in like every episode so far
>E1: All the boys in Dorne
>E2: ROOSE
>E3: Thorny Thorn
Who they gonna kill in episode 4?
>>69304519
Jorah in all likelyhood doesn't worship the Seven, Robert knighted a lot of people during the siege of Pyke and Jorah was one of them.
>>69304078
>>69304531
The books mention that Qyburn took over Vary's network.
>>69304289
I consider them the perfect tumblr romance because they are boring, ethnically ambiguous and the man has no dick.
Argue with that reasoning.
>>69304367
>heels in a gym
what the fuck is wrong with women
>>69304571
He made a good point, thought. Papa Bolton bent the knee before Robb, and it didn't stop him from betrayal. It's about their interests, not honor or duty.
>>69304571
this
at some point they gotta have ramsay make a mistake too
>>69303609
thanks for raising the dead, now will you PLEASE leave the room
>>69304492
Or the other explanation: D&D are lazy hacks who take shortcuts and assume nobody (meaning casual showfags) will notice the difference and they can get away with it because now the show has devolved to "who's going to die this week?".
>>69304624
Rickon Stark
>>69304396
the writer forgot to pay the Iron Price for an ASoIaF timeline.
>>69304596
the board tells me this is spam when i try to format like this
that guy would ban me if i ever posted something like that
>>69304309
>Longclaw will become Lightbringer a sword that shines like the sun
>Callandor does the same
Blood and ashes!
>>69304566
He died last season dumbass
>>69304611
They bring Stannis back and kill him again
REMINDER THAT CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>69304480
his skin's too silvery
>>69304624
Wun Wun :(
>>69304526
>Her abs this episode
>>69303863
Stop whining about this. Things get changed for the show. Get over it. Show Varys is clearly a 'good guy' at this point point in the show (So fuck off with the Dany assassination argument) and good guys don't abuse children...not in TV world
>>69304624
>Thorne
>Major character
He's the definition of a minor character. Davos, Jon, and Melly are the only major characters at the wall.
>>69304629
It works as a joke. I hope you're not serious though.
>Jon and Davos are best friends even though they only exchanged 3 words before davos magically knew smelly could revive him for some reason
Why was davos so invested in Jon being reborn?
The hound is dead remember
>>69304387
>wont bend the knee
>calls Ramsay father a cunt
>disrespects Karstark
>somehow can see in the future
>delivers Rickon and Osha
Do we have another Littlefinger?
>>69304663
>>69304702
They're both episode 9
>>69304702
Nah man ep9. Ramsay "Plot armour" Bolton kills him
>>69304078
Who's to say they won't betray Qyburn? They stab someone in a room that looks very much like his...Anyone have that screen shot from the trailer?
>>69304526
Delicious chocolate
Reminder that Thorne did nothing wrong!
Why doesn't Melly C just bring Stannis back from the dead?
>>69304736
McShane already confirmed the Hound comes back.
Then people got butthurt about him spoiling that and he told them to get a life.
>>69304624
Episode 4 - Osha
Episode 5 - Pycell
Episode 6 - Kevan Lannister
Episode 7 - Yara
Episode 8 - The Mountain
Episode 9 - Rickon, Edd, Karstark, Littlejon
Episode 10 - Qyburn, Tommen
Can someone post the Thorne guess I got what I deserved?
>>69304721
Stannis believed in him
Will Littlefinger kill Bronze Yohn and Sweetrobin next episode?
>>69304721
>Why was davos so invested in Jon being reborn?
Because he views Jon as similar to Stannis, a sort of successor. There aren't many idiots who care about "muh honour" like them. Is it that hard to understand?
>>69304387
I thought the Smalljon was based af tbqhwyfldd. Was pretty pissed that the Greatjon was killed off with a throwaway quip when writers confirmed earlier, around season 3 or 4, that the Greatjon wasn't at the Red Wedding and was commanding an army in the Riverlands headed for Lannister territory. I'd like to see Lord Umber orchestrating a grand mummers farce against Ramsay at the peak of Bastardbowl and while the Vale Knights are wrecking the Boltons and Karstarks, Umber is reeking Ramsay all hap hazard like and then surrenders the castle and Ramsay Snow to Sansa and Jon. But he probably won't.
>>69304637
He made a good point he needed to make for his ruse to work.
It's 100% guaranteed that the Umber will betray the Bolton and also 100% guaranteed Smalljon will spout some line about how Ramsay should've made him swear a vow.
Hell, that even reminds me of a line in the books where Jon tells Stannis to make sure his northern supporters swear to him in front of the heart tree. To ensure their loyalty, because anything else doesn't mean shit.
Umber didn't even swear anything at all.
Umber didn't betray the Stark. They're about to betray the Bolton, big time.
Which I guess showfags won'T really get at all because there was like 1 line about the umber/stark loyalty and that was 4 seasons ago.
I mean they'll be happy because "fuck bolton" but that'S it.
>>69304737
>somehow can see in the future
huh?
>>69304564
They did literally nothing wrong.
>watch new episode with my wife's son and his husband
>that guy cracks up at the fart scene
Why are african americans so easily entertained?
>>69304611
>implying something equally bullshit won't happen in the books
Arianne is probably being developed just so she can be fucking murdered by the people she's been hanging out with in her preview chapters.
>>69304721
Why ask questions you know the answer to when there is plenty of things that aren't explained that warrant complaints? (You boob.)
>Lord of Light: Dank revival magic
>Old Gods: Allows you to jack off to the night you were conceived
>The Seven: Literally a scam
Reminder that nearly all of Westeros got cucked into observing a useless cult.
>>69304778
No he needs Bronze Yohn to lead the Vale Army. That's not something LF can do himself.
>>69304764
Because Stannis is not Azor Azai
>>69304721
Because Jon is literally the Dragon Reborn
>>69304713
I guess the better term would be 'named' characters.
>>69304764
He's not the prince who was promised.
>>69304791
About Jon and the Wildling army
>>69304135
For all time
>>69304764
because he will have to die first before getting brought back to life
>>69304770
just fuck all my characters up.
>>69304762
>Jon deserting on a technicality just after coming back
It's true
>>69304766
no he didnt
he said he aids in someone coming back that you thought was dead
he never even say the hound or sandor by name
pure speculation
Anyone got that pic with Jon Snu nailed to the cross with Mel and Davos next to him?
>>69304399
Greywinds head was huge on Robbs body.
>>69304770
>Episode 5 - Pycell
>Episode 6 - Kevan Lannister
they're obviously going to get crossbow'd by Qyburn at the end of next episode.
>>69304770
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>69304787
>you say davos likes jon because of honor because you're stupid
>jon just walks right away from his duty after exacting revenge
well then davos is an idiot.as are you summer child
>>69304721
Stannis was investing in the Wall, and by extension, Jon, in order to protect the realm from the others. Stannis hoped that his deeds would win him support, so that he could have an easier ride into becoming King. Without the wildlings though, Stannis's army would be too small. Without Jon, the wildlings would never be rallied. So he needed Jon to rally the wildlings, in order to protect the north, for the glory of Stannis.
>>69304143
no, fuck the little mutinous fuck
>implying I didn't empathize with all his motivations and still want him dead
>>69304817
>Littlefinger stabs Royce
>Turns to the knights
>"I am Lord Arryn."
>>69304804
>my wife's son and his husband
Are you Bloodraven?
>>69304770
if Yara dies, who's taking Victarion's place, Theon?
As if D&D care, looks like just want a weekly quota of deaths so they can generate cheap buzz for the show because making something nuanced is too hard
>>69304770
>osha
>major
>>69304829
>>69304821
He is. Shut the fuck up, idiot.
>>69304892
>Not "I'm in charge here now."
>>69304849
I'll be honest. I based it on who D&D seem to care about in terms of giving them plots and such.
>>69304721
Davos knows another POV character when he sees one, it's like a sixth sense.
>>69304901
Nah Yara and Theon go to Meeren and come back. Euron drowns Yara and Theon kills him
>>69304789
We'll see. If Smalljon makes sure that Ramsay leaves Rickon unharmed, I guess it works.
>>69303787
they have literally never called him Robert Strong you stupid faggot
>>69304764
Because she doesn't know where he is. Remember, she didn't think she had the gift to revive someone. So she left Stannis to die. Now that she knows revival is possible, how the fuck is she going to find him in time to make that happen?
>>69304869
>Qyburn
Na m8, Varys will borrow LF's teleporter and make it back to Kings Landing in time to do that himself.
>>69304789
But why give Rickon to Ramsay if he still loyal to the Stark ?
It's dangerous
>>69304882
>well then davos is an idiot.
Yep, nothing new here.
Anyone got the hi-res of Dany's sideboob this ep?
>I can't believe I'm fighting side by side with a fucking Crow...
>How about fighting side by side with a friend?
>Aye... I could do that...
>showfag was fed shit
>ate it up and asked for seconds
>bookfags pointout that it really wasn't good and there are logical inconsistencies
>"REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE JUST BITTER STOP IT REEEEEEEEEE THIS SHOW IS PERFECT"
seven fucking hells
>>69304913
>being THIS delusional
>>69304913
It will be okay anon, just go cuddle up with your Stannis body pillow and give it a good cry.
>>69304804
>cock jokes in first two episodes
>maybe that will stop now
>ep 3
>cock jokes AND fart jokes
Can they just do the 'sunset found her squatting..." already?
>>69304855
>"I bring back a much-loved character everybody thinks is dead,” McShane said in an interview prior to Season 6. When pressed if it was The Hound or Jon Snow, he said, “It’s not the latter, it might be the former.”
No really if he confirmed it any more? He would actually get in trouble by HBO.
Maisie said she was expecting to get an email from them for confirming Rickon was coming back. O
>>69304901
Yes. She's named enough they can get their viewers to do Youtube reactions to, but unimportant enough that its not a big loss. Then they'll have Theon lead the Greyjoys because its simple enough. You can tell they're seriously looking to make sure everyone is involved in something as well as culling the roster. They only want the A-listers and B-listers right now. C and D's are fucked.
>>69304789
I hope you're right, but what about Shaggydog?
If you're right, they killed a direwolf just to get Ramsay Sue to buy their bullshit?
Seems a little unnecessary
>>69304993
Stannis "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" Baratheon
Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon
Stannis "Inflame the Dame" Baratheon
Stannis "Spare no Heir" Baratheon
Stannis "Kindle my Kin" Baratheon
Stannis "Sear the Deer" Baratheon
Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
Stannis "If i wish to be king, then I must burn Shireen" Baratheon
Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
Stannis "If Your Camp's Got a Chill, Throw an Heir on the Grill" Baratheon
Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
Stannis "Burn Shireen? Now That's Real Keen" Baratheon
Stannis "Cook Up My Heir, I'll Have Her Medium-Rare" Baratheon
Stannis "Kill My Daughter with Fire, and a Crown I'll Acquire" Baratheon
Stannis "20 Good Men? Now my Line Must End" Baratheon
Stannis "fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
Stannis "To make sure the battle is won, make my daugher well done " Baratheon
>>69304764
>wanting old dick when you can have new
how long till daario finds out about jorah's greyscale and makes a dick joke about it?
Tommen Baratheon is dead. Cersei Lannister is imprisoned for life and Jaime Lannister took control of the Casterly Rock. Looking for the next heir to the Throne, the council finds you, ______ of the House ______. You are in charge of the war torn country. Threats arise in the North, where treacherous Boltons rule as they see fit and in the south, Martells are overthrown by the pack of bastard women, calling themselves the Sand Snakes. Stories are heard from as far as Yunkai of the Dragon Queen, last heir of Targeyen dynasty with her eyes fixed on conquering Westeros.
Your royal council approaches you. "Your Grace", says Maester Pycelle. Next to him there are Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, ________, Master of Spies _______, your newly appointed Hand of the King, ________. "I must say", murmurs Pycelle, "Cersei Lannisters seeks audience with you and-"
>Ignore him [raises his hand to silence the old man]
>Let him speak
"Your Grace, urgent message from the Night's Watch. Disturbing news.", informs you your Hand of the King, ________.
>"The Night's Watch?" [let the Hand inform you]
>"My time is better spent on more urgent matters, surely the giants and the ice dragons can wait." [delay/ignore the message]
"Your Grace, Margaery Tyrell is here. She would like an audience with you."
>"Let her in and leave us alone."
>"This can wait."
Your first move as the King of the Iron Throne is:
>Setting up as a priority dealing with Dorne threats. [sends messengers to the loyal houses in the Reach and Dorne to raise their banners]
>Our priority must be the Boltons. [plot to gather enough support among the northern lords]
>Dragonspawn won't see dawn. Bring me the head of Daenerys Targaryen. [recruits a dozen Faceless Men]
>Our faith is in the hands of the Seven [do nothing]
>>69305033
Is the reason she doesn't do nude scenes because it would cost too much in CGI to cover up her rolls?
>>69304969
because that's the only way to make Ramsay trust him without swearing.
Hell, swearing wouldn'T even mean that much to Ramsay (because, obviously, the Roose stuff) but Rickon means something.
And yeah if Rickon is saved it's gonna be by some stupid plot armor as to not taint the Umber, but yeah.
>Could have just killed a random black wolf
>Kill the Direwolf and give Rickon to the Boltons even though you could have united the other houses against them
Why
>>69304811
>He believes GRRM would actually make the R'hllor faith of children-burners justified by having a true god.
>Not just phony magic that every spellcaster was described getting after the dragons were born in the world once again (back in the Quarth chapter).
KEK
>>69305072
episode 6
>>69305048
As others have pointed out, the head is way too small to be Shaggydog's, it could be another wolf.
But as others have also pointed out, it's probably just a production fuck up because D&D
>>69305110
>thinks Shaggydog is dead
>falling for the ruse
Top kek
>My watch is ended
Shouldn't it be "My watch HAS ended"?
Who would win in a Brienne of Tard and Sand Sneks fight?
>>69305048
Might not even be Shaggydog, Ramsay never saw it anyway. He didn't even know Rickon.
The real risk is Rickon himself, but answered that in another post.
>>69305103
>>69305110
Plot and reasons don't matter, when you can get a cheap shock.
>>69305103
>if Rickon is saved
we all already know he dies though
>>69305103
Rickon knows the tunnels of Winterfell, he's escaped through them before. Osha will die to ensure his escape.
Either that or his boipussy gets fucked and they both die for dat shock value
>>69304764
Because Stannis was just a ham
>>69305167
/got/ would be the major winner here
>>69304901
Don't worry, Yara doesn't die before going to Meereen. In the trailer where she's making out with some woman, you can see a teardrop tattoo on the lady's cheek. That means she's in Volantis.
>>69305158
He said "My watch's ended"
>>69304946
they must be borrowing CIA's teleporter then because how the fuck does that happen in the time of a few episodes? They'd have to leave as soon as they get there to make it back in the same season. Why the hell would they even leave the Iron fleet there without at least one Greyjoy overseeing it?
I'm not doubting this could be the case, I'm just continually surprised by the unending stream of excrement D&D seem to hurl at us.
>>69305148
>He didn't see the leaks
Top cuck
I bet you think the Manderlys are helping Jon as well
Make a new thread
>>69305135
heh.
I guess that's a new game to play, trying to guess if something is a plot element or D&D's incompetent.
>>69305211
Filtered
>>69305167
tumblr
>>69305221
before I piss myself
>theon goes home
>"um hey guys i'm like your lord and stuff ignore my uncle because um rights...you know?"
>rallies the ironborn behind him at the moot
>leads them to retake winterfell for punished jon while ramsay meets him in the battlefield
>>69305175
No we don't. He gets shot with an arrow but it's not specified whether he lives or dies.
Jon was shot with 3 and he survived.
>>69305219
>believing those "leaks"
Top cuck
>>69304947
Remember Ramsay made that same promise with Sansa? He is going to torture the shit out of him
>>69304811
>Lord of Light: Requires ritualistic killing and blood.
>Old Gods: Requires ritualistic killing, and blood.
>The Seven: Provides moral guidance and fair trials.
>>69304399
Explain this then.
>>69305249
This. Those leaks also said Jon was coming back in episode 5.
>>69305158
is is grammatically correct there
>>69304078
>implying Varys didn't direct his little birds to go to Qyburn and make him think theyre his little birds so that they can pass along whatever they find out to Varys to sew chaos and ready the realm for Dany
>>69305238
Umber conspiracy sounds much more appealing and cool, but we all know it's just gonna be rape and death instead.
>>69305249
>The leaks have been consistent with the trailers before they came out and with the show so far
>This autist doesn't believe them
Top KEKOLD
>>69304399
Shaggydog was a hyper aggressive untamed beast.
>>69305175
And we have a character that can revive dead people.
>>69303905
1 million keks
>>69304309
Stop talking bulshit about Jon snow! He's a bastard but STARK ,he's Ned stark's son stop the no sense rumor
>>69305033
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>69304625
You can't become a knight without worshipping the Seven.
>>69304281
>not even mentioning the tickler
>Its a Davos doesn't give a shit about Stannis being dead episode
>>69305158
He says: Meyewatch is undead
>>69305326
The only leaks I trust are the spanishbro that has leaked spoilers a few days before the episode. That one leak in Reddit of that production guy claiming Wun Wun smashes the gates of Winterfell reeks of bullshit, considering it came out after the second trailer, which had the shot of Wun Wun breaking gates, but it ends up being Castle Black.
All the leaks that aren't spanishbro leaks are conflicting as fuck.
>>69305695
He died in Season 2, one of the first names Arya gives to Jaqen. Once the person is dead they aren't on her list.
>>69305852
The one I linked came out before the trailer and got everything correct so far (Like Brienne in the Riverlands and the wall of bodies)
>>69304281
She only mentioned the ones who are alive, no?
>>69305277
>Requires ritualistic killing and blood.
the gods are harsh, but they're true, unlike the seven scam artists.
>>69305898
Haven't seen any leaks posted ITT
In ONE EPISODE they
Mention the Cercei Trial by Combat
Mention Gregor Clegane
Mention The Hound
CLEGANEBOWL CONFUCKINGFIRMED
>>69305950
see http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67141939/#67141939
>>69305914
>Trusting the religion that gives birth to shadow beings, and burns men.
>Trusting a religion where even the oldest known beings haven't completely explored it's depths.
>second episode leaked
>it was correct
>third episode leaked
>it was correct
4th episode leak when?
