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>>69303609
Reminder that Smalljon is putting Ramsay on a ruse cruise.
Osha and Rickon exchanged knowing glances at each other, and made no remarks or anything, staying quiet, even though they should be scared or angry at least with Ramsay fucking shit there and being sold out by the Umbers.
And that wolf head was way too small for Shaggydog, pic related. But Ramsay wouldn't know that cause he's never seen a direwolf, unlike Roose, who's conveniently dead.
NORTHERN MASTER PLAN CONFIRMED.
GET HYPE.
>tfw Emilia gets that JLH bod
>>69305249
>The leaks have been consistent with the trailers before they came out and with the show so far
>This autist doesn't believe them
Top KEKOLD.
JON = JESUS
BRAVO D&D
Fuck Kartstarks
SCREENCAP THIS
>Trial by combat will be with Loras (or anyone except the Hound) and Mountain
>Mountain will easily defeat Faith's champion
>at the same time, Septon Maribald is going to Kingslanding to coordinate with the crown and investigate this old man calling himself as 'High Sparrow" and is tasked to put an end to his shenanigans and is accompanied by his muscle, the Grave Digger
>Cersei rejoices and orders Mountain to kill as many Faith as possible
>Margaery and Loras are now zealous faith faggots and is killed by the Mountain
>Tommen complains that Margaery got caught in the crossfire
>Cersei too smug to listen to Tommen
>Tommen grabs a sword and stabs Mountain
>Tommen's head is crushed
>Cersei goes insane and orders to burn kingslanding to the ground
>Septon Maribald Arrives with the real Faith and kills High Sparrow
>Gravedigger vs Mountain while fire is raging in kingslanding
>they fight throughout different parts of KL
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down
>>69305337
>be prisoner
>speak up while your captors talk about you, bringing attention to yourself
>It's yet another "Ramsay kills people hahaha so violent I love GoT!!!1!" episode
Jesus fuck
Reminder that Qyburn is the nicest man in Westeros
WAS NOT APPEARING IN THE FIRST 3 EPISODES PART OF YOUR PLAN?
First for Onion Knight
>>69305306
Uno farto @ 32:10
>>69305337
I don't think hack and hack are smart enough for that
What's with the choreography? Looks like shit.
And why don't they ever ever use shields while using longsword?
Count the posts that are reposted every single thread.
>>69305306
>Alfie's shit eating smirk
>>69305360
literally impossible.
>>69305306
Buncha cousins at a book shop edition.
>>69305072
kek
Sad part is I can actually see this happening
Have we literally had one dick joke every episode this season so far?
D A B I D
A
B
I
D
Who /rana/ here?
>>69305360
That comparison is triggering as hell.
JLH : Thick done right.
Emilia : Fat whale.
>>69305337
as if D&D would even bother with that much complexity in a plot. They found out a long time ago they can cruise through the rest of the show with fan service and random deaths.
>>69305337
House Karstark "We like them young"
literally what was the point of the entire mereen segment in 03
>>69305413
>be autistic with me guys! XD
>>69305383
>already being paraded
>not literally already have attention on yourself
>>69305392
He just wants to get into cersei's pants
>>69305337
Its pretty fucking obvious that the Umbers will fuck over Ramsay, whether Osha and Rickon are in on the plot isn't clear
I just hope Shaggydog is alive ;_;
>>69305361
Those are two different leaks fag.
The one discussing Jon/The North were on a website at the beginning of the season and they've gotten shit wrong. Like Jon being resurrected in episode 5.
The ones that are right are the ones that come from the Spanish dude on YouTube on the friday before the episode.
>>69305306
They all look so young. Who is the tall one in the back?
BASED REDDIT BRINGING THE THEORY HEAT
>plebs of /got/ didn't think of this
>>69305429
FUCK OFF SHITSKIN SHILLING POO IN LOO
>>69305360
Yet showfags still name Dany as the show's best girl.
xth for Yung Robby getting on a magical chariot to Westerosi Hogwarts
>when a girls arms are bigger than yours
So in the preview of the next episode it seems that Jorah and Daario are fighting each other in a dark room
>>69305466
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67141939/#67141939
This is what I'm talking about faggot
>>69305360
JLH's fat all went to her hips, ass, and tits.
Emilia's fat all went to her arms, midsection, and neck.
>Still no new The Normies episode
>>69305429
POO IN LOO
but seriously, kill your spamming ass
>>69305392
>he's going to be the one that shoots Pycelle and Kevan
>it will be portrayed as a loyal servant standing up for Queen Cersei against traitors
>>69305448
>taking it literally
I think the boy with autism here, is you.
>>69305425
This. I'm really sick of Dabid thinking dick jokes are the funniest thing ever and make great comic relief.
>>69305449
Yeah but like direct attention, as in they aren't just talking about you, you speak up, and they stop talking and start addressing you.
Or in Ramsay's case, he stops talking, looks at you, approaches, and breaks a few fingers for daring to speak while two Lords are talking.
>>69305392
I want to cuddle cersei...
>Missandei this episode
>>69305375
>>69305439
Are Ramsay, Harrion and Smalljon supposed to be the male northern Sand Snakes?
>>69305429
I don't know who she is, or why I should care.
>>69305467
Robb Stark
Did you forget about him already
>>69305415
He's so much cuter than I would have expected. I wonder what the stylists were thinking with Theon's stupid hair and mustache.
>>69305467
The King in the North.
>>69305429
fuck off with your dumb whore nobody gives a fuck about beside you
>>69305425
Yes.
Tyrion made dick jokes in episodes 1 and 2. Tormund got one in 3. Also (fart)
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/xnjiai.webm
>>69305501
How doomed am I if I find arms like that attractive?
Ass ain't bad, now she needs some bigger tits.
>>69305551
>>69305567
He looks so different there, I wasn't sure it was him.
>>69305467
best stark
robb
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>69305523
Faggot can't stop thinking about dicks for just one second, would explain the quality of the writing for the past two seasons
They cast this no-name actor early on in S6 and I still can't figure out who he will be in the show
Random soldier?
>>69305524
You're literally the gift being given to a dude, and the Umber's literally called you Rickon Stark, they already have direct attention on you
why was jon naked after he woke up
>>69305583
They look plenty big.
Winterbowl is so much better in the books it's not even funny
>Bastardbowl
>Stark loyalists on the defensive, Bolton fucking shits have the advantage
>Stark army surrounded, Ramsay moves in for the kill
>suddenly, howls tear through the air, drowning out the sounds of combat
>Nymeria crests a hilltop, followed by wolves
>thousands of wolves
>Bolton army BTFO by the natural fury of the North
>Ramsay devoured by Ghost, Nymeria, and Shaggydog since the Northern Master Plan is fucking confirmed
post yfw
>>69305379
>implying the show will ever be that interesting
>>69305454
Fuck off Pycelle.
>>69305542
Hahahaha sick callback!!
The duel-wielding triggered me t b h.
>>69305392
>Dornish candy plums
Did anyone watch Preston's new Dorne video?
It fits.
>>69305587
Probably just used to seeing him with the beard now.
>>69305545
Why is she so fucking hot
>>69305306
>Stannis "Things look dire, better put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Got a daughter? Mine's hotter." Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon
>>69305484
would you let her poison you in exchange for facefucking her?
>that young Ned guy doing Emilia's forced eyebrow moves
disgusting
>>69305597
I dunno man, if I were a captive, I'd only speak when spoken to family. But that's just me.
>>69305616
I like it.
ser arthur dayne
tell me about lyanna
>>69305469
>reddit still believes DnD are smart enough or even care enough to do more than the most obvious thing
how can anyone be that stupid, this is embarrassing even for reddit
>>69305589
Other characters are tortured, loose body parts, watch their loved ones get killed, or get killed themselves. All this cunt gets is a day of dysentery.
>>69305628
where is that book thing from, world of ice and fire?
>>69305516
Well somebody's gotta do it since Aegon is cut
>>69305366
Yes
>>69305635
why do teenage girls cream their pants over Jon Snuh when Robb was objectively more handsome
>>69305648
wasn't that sith on the left a woman
>>69305623
It seemed alot better done than I was expecting at least.
>>69305542
I love these, people need to make more.
>>69305648
Explain this meme.
>>69305627
and what would that be
>>69305718
It wasn't even human.
>>69305379
Lame, kys
>>69305715
Because Robb failed and died
>>69305337
>still having faith in D&D
>still think D&D are capable to write a clever ruse
>>69305375
Yes
who would win? spartacus and crixus or arthur dayne and hightower?
>>69305706
she got sold off in marriage, fucked doggystyle a lot and lost her husband and newborn babby.
>>69305739
https://youtu.be/2-SEzX5-dqA
>>69305739
>being THIS reddit
>>69305648
>guy
Crixus over Gannicus? What is this shit?
>>69305739
Twenty. Good. Men.
>>69305718
Darth Nihilus was male
>>69305715
>why do people care more about people currently in the show??? explain
SHOW ME THE BODY.
>>69305715
The handsomest man on the show is Ser Friendzone. Too bad he has stone aids.
Who is the factual best girl?
>Its a Davos doesn't give a shit about Stannis being dead episode.
>>69305425
>'So... how do you even pleasure yourself when you got that shit all over your hand?
>Jorah gives him a disapproving look
>'Not that it would make much of a difference to your wrinkly old cock'
>Cue laugh track
>>69305337
What should happen:
>Umbers show their loyalty to the Starks as it has been established in both books and show
>Northern Conspiracy
>Master plan
>Littlejon convinced Ramsay to keep Rickon alive through using him as a bargaining chip
>Umbers and Manderlies fuck up Karstarks and Boltons after leading them out to a battle with Wildlings and Nights Watch
>Rickon and Osha have been rallying the people of Winterfell this whole time
>They kill off the remaining guards
>Shaggydog kills Ramsay's hounds
>Rickon won't leave through the Winterfell tunnels as planned during the revolution, wants to stay with Osha and fight
>She allows it
>She dies protecting him
>She dies in his arms
>He is troubled by this event
>Becomes the lord of Winterfell with Litteljon and Davos as his advisors
>All he's known growing up is running and war and death
>This is beginning to traumatise him and turn him cold, shown by having the remaining Bolton armies flayed
>Season 7 is Rickon training to fight with Littlejon while dealing with the pressures of ruling as well as Davos trying to appeal to his better nature as he grows golder through trauma
>What keeps him going sometimes when he sleeps, he dreams about his brother Bran, he doesn't know where Bran is, it looks dark. Sometimes, Bran talks to them though and he swears that it's real. There's something about it... it doesn't feel like a dream.
>Season 7 ends with Rickon pledging support to the Nights Watch in the coming battle
>He has become hardened by these events, but there is hope
>It's bittersweet, a Stark finally rules Winterfell again, but he is young, without experience and troubled. Clearly troubled.
>He has become the Young Wolf
>The smallest Stark with the biggest bite
>Our Lord of Winterfell
>The Warden of the North
What will actually happen:
>Rickon's boipussy is fucked by Karstark
>He is killed
>Osha is raped by Ramsay
>She is killed
>idk sansa or something rules winterfell at the end
>>69305825
Irri
>>69305715
because jon is moody and angsty
>>69305616
Nymeria is on the riverlands.
Something similar to what you said is gonna happen on the red wedding 2.0: Sansa's boogaloo.
One hundred of mankillers wolfs showing up and devouring every frey, Nymeria eats Walder.
But who knows, I think Ramsay will die eaten by direwolves too.
>>69305379 and then Ramsey kills rickon and their master plan goes to shit lmfao
>>69305497
Looks like he has a chance to grow up actually hot. So does Rickon. Good for these nerds. I guess they're kinda like Neville's actor in HP.
>>69305815
girls are unfaithful even to their husbandos
I'm still loyal to Ygritte, I don't just waifu some snek or wtv just because she died.
>>69305825
Maisie
>best actress
>most relevant character
>>69305715
The whole 'I can't kill this wildling, I'm in love with her! Wildling girl, share with me your deep wisdom' bit probably makes him super endearing to some girls. Also the whole being a bastard but rising above his station via NW.
>>69305825
Yunkai whore.
>>69305767
that was Oswell Whent
>>69305715
They did cream their pants over Robb back when he was alive tho.
Daily reminder that if you still think this show is good you are literally fucking retarded and/or delusional.
The writing and acting are embarrassing. The religious fanatics and the Dorne plot are both so badly written and nonsensical it's actually mind boggling. It makes TWD look Shakespearean.
And it's only going to get worse. There's no way D&D or the fat fuck will be able to wrap this up in any kind of satisfying way. What an absolute shitshow.
>>69305863
Really? I think Rickon went from cute kid to greasy teen. Bran has the best chance IMO.
>>69305542
Dumb Shaeposter. Also are those greenish condoms on his fingers, lol?
>>69305882
It's was Hightower m8
>>69305832
I would have gone for something that involves 'rock hard'
>>69305707
AGOT. chapter 39.
>>69305882
no bat m8
>>69305646
>It's a special poison that only comes out via semen.
>She has to suck you off, in order to get it out, as you're too weak to lift your own arms, or grip with your hands.
>She teases you by lingering, allowing you to slip closer to death.
>Until the very end, when you're about to lose consciousness, she effortlessly takes you all the way in her mouth. Bobbing her head in quick motion, using her mouth like a pussy.
>You cum down her throat, just before you pass out.
>You wake up.
>>69305825
Here.
>>69305924
shit really
I should re-read the books some time, I forgot all of it
>>69305889
IT STILL HURTS
>>69305825
squirrelfu
>>69305690
kek
>>69305715
Tf you talking about??? Robb looks like a fish,Jon got a really beautiful face almost feminine
>>69305848
lol dumb bookfag, you can't fit all this shit in there
>theon celebrates taking winterfell.gif
>>69305879
She was literally perfect. Hopefully she's still alive and happy
>>69305848
>mfw D&D are ruining it all for shock value
>>69305433
This. They actually weren't even clever enough to take the opportunity to have Theon go back to Winterfell when he said he's "going home". Instead they're going to go for sticking Theon in the Kingsmoot when the whole point is that he isn't there. The dude never even considered the Iron Islands home.
>>69305832
>So how long 'till it reaches that cock of yours ay? You're gonna have to stick to ploughing rocks, not that Daenerys would be interested in that tiny thing anyways HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69305879
Pornstar
>>69305825
3M
myrcella
missandei
myranda
in no particular order, anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrongand thats non potato myrcella
>>69305594
Probably some weak man who will be raped and killed by Sand SneksI'd watch it, he's a qt
>>69305910
Why the fuck was Hightower like 30 and shorter than Dayne?
>>69305938
She has "problem" hair
>>69305715
Robb is not more handsome. You're just saying false things as if they were true.
>>69305773
In the book she was perfectly happy to be fucking Drogo. She became a very prideful and arogant character as soon as his dick touched her. And then she trusted the Magi despite literally everyone telling her not to, costing Drogo everything, and causing the loss of her own child. She gets zero pity points from me, since she's as stubborn as Cat in her instance that everything she does is right and nothing is ever her fault.
It's a shame she didn't die of the dysentery.
>>69305879
naem?
>>69305938
>died hair
never dropped someone so fast.
lol at people thinking umbers will fuck over boltons&karstarks.
Its over this is a D&D show, ramsey will probably dress rickon up like a girl and fuck him while 20 good men go stab jon, and this time they take the time to burn him after.
>>69305887
>why is my soap opera with dragons so cheesy
this is just now occurring to you?
>>69305991
>literally frightened by hair dye
>>69305989
>still being surprised at terrible casting in this show
wew lad
>>69305594
Looks a lot like Robb
Flashback Benjen?
>>69305969
>what kind of woman do you like anon?
>I like a whore with one scene where you can almost see her tits and pussy
>>69305848
>Osha is raped by Ramsay
I'm ok with this.
>get to fap to it
>get to laugh about the tumblr tantrum afterward
>>69305582
What kind of sound was that supposed to be?
>>69306008
>>In the book she was perfectly happy to be fucking Drogo
Confirmed for non-book reader.
>>69305433
>D&D are doing something completely obvious and foreshadowed by the books
>the scene literally spells it out for you
>NAH D&D COULD NEVER DO IT THEY RETARDED, ITS SO COMPLEX
Maybe its just you?
>>69305989
>Why is Lyanna turkish?
>>69305715
Because it's all about
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME
how come the fights can't be as simply choregraphed as they were in season 1 like in Ned vs. Jaime or Bronn vs the vale guy
those were way more entertaining
>>69306008
>le skipping Danaerys chapters fais
>>69305503
bah gawd it's all true
>>69305782
I am more interested in the "Bolton soldiers with beer" meme part of this video.
>>69306010
you never had her
>>69306023
>what is aposematism
>>69305594
Probably a flashback involving a Stark. He looks like a Stark.
I wanna know who they cast as the Mad King
>>69305594
He's making a really stupid face. Maybe a fool of some sort?
>>69306057
in b4 tumblr tantrums about Osha being raped just like Sansa but don't bat an eye at Rickon getting his boipussi fucked. I'm CALLING IT.
>>69306009
Talitha Luke-Eardley
>>69305306
this season is dragging a lot
it's only 10 episodes for fuck's sake
>>69305497
all the little shits on the show really got screwed over by puberty: ollie, bran, the fat guy who is proudly posing as a cuck
>>69305991
>>69306010
Here, if you're this triggered.
>>69306057
>>69305848
D&D said they weren't going to have any more rape on the show after last season
>>69305745
Yes he was. You have to ask Visas to bring you the mask, then ask whom did she see. Her answer: "A man. Nothing more."
>>69306129
>Rickon getting his boipussi
won't happen, D&D would never sacrifice Iwan's shippability.
>>69306109
>tourist doesn't know the dropped meme
go home
Why is Maisie the only cast member to give fans the time of day?
>>69305816
Just produce a corpse
She was so qt this episode
I'd cream her latte, if you know what I'm saying
>>69306138
>dragging
>they've rushed through massive amounts of plot in only a couple of episodes
So what's Jon Snow gonna do now since he's no longer bound by the Nights Watch oath?
Is he gonna go south and do what ? There's nothing there for him. I think he's going to go to Winterfall, see it in ruin and everyone gone then head to kings landing so he's at least active in the story line.
Beyond that, where else does he go? North, to find Bran? He's lost, has nothing. Will he just sit at Winterfell and make a new army?
>Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.
>>69305594
holy shit this dude literally looks like jon snow without beard
>>69305443
Bring in Junkai, Astapor and Volantis to the plot
and make the audience cringe
>>69306061
anon youre grasping at straws and seeing want you want to see in that scene.
nothing they've done implies they'll continue to follow the books or stray from the easiest way for them to keep the show popular with the masses. They'll laugh at your tears when youre disappointed
>>69306061
>the scene literally spells it out for you
it sure seemed to spell out that either umber is terrible at plotting or he is actually throwing in with ramsey because he just gave them his token of good will
don't even start with that "fake rickon" shit, it's him, it's the same actor for both rickon and osha
>>69306175
she has stereotypical insane child actor parents who are pressing her to try to have a career after the show.
>>69306173
Nah, the Karstark will do it.
>>69305306
>jon then
>nerdy shy beta
>jon now
>pussy destroyer
reminder we can all make it bros
>>69305594
obviously a younger version of jon
>>69306175
maybe she realises how irrelevant she's going to be after the show finishes
>>69306163
No they didn't
>>69306190
>That tummy
>>69305628
fuck off you whining child
>>69305542
>Stephan
>>69306249
the belly button is nasty
>>69306206
Winterfell has been rebuilt and he is obviously gathering an army of the ultimate Snowbowl.
>>69305379
i do think jaime will kill cersei eventually. loras is supposed to pray the gay away and go fight somewhere in the stormlands and get a hot oil bath
>>69306190
>only hot
>when they look white
Genes are racist.
>Why would they spend several sentences on the hound after seeing Cersei talk about the trial
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED. GET HYPE.
>>69305608
That's the sideboob...
>>69305392
Reminder that the first scene Qyburn appears (in the show) was in Harrenhal, almost dead, after being pillaged by THE MOUNTAIN.
Reminder that Qyburn has no reason to help the Lanninsters, actually he has more reason to despise them.
Qyburn has second intentions, and he's gonna fuck them over.
>>69306129
>implying tumblr cares about Osha
>>69306206
Gonna go fuck some whores
>>69305337
How exactly is this good for Rickon and Osha though? Ramsay could have them brutally killed immediately. It's fucking risky, and a young kid like that hardly has much capacity to agree to that risk.
Unless we're talking Rickon is going to pull out a knife and stab Ramsay, or if suddenly Umber infiltrates are going to pop up everywhere and save Rickon, there's no use to him being there. If it was a ruse they could have substituted him for a farmboy, present the wolfs head, and Ramsay would still buy it.
I don't know, seems too risky a ruse to me for Rickon and Osha to be in on. Unless the Umbers ARE rusing but for their own gain and don't give a shit about what happens to Rickon and Osha making them still dicks.
>>69306206
Winterfell isn't in ruin.
>>69306217
Exactly. The Umber conspiracy is an interesting plot line and would give good development to Rickon and such, who was always seen as the background Stark. Having him in such a good scheme and ruling Winterfell would garner interest to him.
BUT.
That doesn't add shock value. They can't get Youtube and Twitter reactions to that. So that idea is out the window. Bye Bye Rickon.
>>69305379
>implying the budget won't be blown by the time of the Cleganebowl
A sword fight through a burning Kings Landing. You really think wed see that it it would look good in any way? Wew
>>69305594
What are you talking about dude thats jon snow
>>69305404
that fart was great, i bet it was pycelle
So how did Howland survive a sword to the throat? Also why the fuck does nobody in GoT hear people moving behind them?
>>69305825
I'll never forgive D&D
>>69305589
>ywn shit brown water
>>69305594
Jon Snow shaved his beard???
>>69306280
Tfw body double had to gain 60lbs for that shot
>>69306247
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/12/game-of-thrones-rape-season-6
>>69306257
>HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE INSULT THE GENIUS OF DND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69305901
Wait, was it real for Shae?
>>69306287
That doesnt matter, its wymyn getting raped.
>>69305816
seek help for your autism
>>69305616
>implying ramsay won't rip off his shirt and then proceed to kick ALL the wolves' asses while his 20 good men defeat the entire night's watch/wildling team.
>>69306190
I want to fuck her so god damn bad
>>69306285
>second intentions
Where are you from that you think this is a phrase?
>>69306060
I read the book. She was afraid of him until their first night together, when he surprised her with his gentleness. After that he started taking her from behind, and it hurt at first, but in the book she notes that she would never let him see that it hurts her, she is the dragon and will not show weakness. Soon she starts to enjoy being taken like that. It's in the fucking book.
I actually had more respect for her when she was sold to Drogo but made the most of it. It's the shit with the Magi and 'muh draguns' when I started hating her.
>>69305594
Lol retard that baby Jon snow
>>69306297
Just from how Rickon was looking, there's a lot of hatred there. However, I think that's why they have Osha along. Osha could bite off Ramsay's dick. More than likely their plan is to keep Rickon alive as a bargaining chip for Jon.
>>69306285
I think Qyburn is the scientific autist who doesn't really care about such things or hold grudges. Give him science-y stuff and freedom to experiment and he's happy.
>literally an SNL skit
>tfw blind Arya was kind of qt
>Qybern calls Strong Gregor
Why?
>>69306363
He probably meant ulterior motives
>>69305594
Jon's dad
>>69306324
SJW cunt
>>69306379
Nice job ignoring the part where she contemplates suicide because she's so miserable as his wife.
>>69306397
>he literally just drinks and memes now
Why didn't Jon Snow burn his murderers alive? He owes the Lord of Light that much at least fir bringing him back.
w h y did arthur DAYNe dual wield?
>>69306397
Well that would explain why it was so unfunny.
Why does that cunt in a tree prevent Bran from experiencing visions in full and does it have anything to do with the fact that he's strapped to a tree with dildos running through his body?
>>69306401
because its CONFIRMED
when was the last time sansa bled?
>>69305820
This.
Dumb Dany lost her chance.
>>69306453
cause it looks epic xd
>>69305503
>Umbers are really allies of the Boltons
>Ramsay is a master mind in tactics
>Jon gets BTFO by Ramsay but is bailed out by Vale knights
>Jaime wants to really burn down Riverrun
>Brienne is there with him for no reason
>No Manderlys
....Oh no
farts
a
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>>69306217
Lel what the fuck?
We already know from the leaks that major houses from the north will betray Ramsay
Umber makes it blatantly clear that hes the one to do it, and I kinda wish he didn't because there would be more suspense in the end
But apparently for you it means
>nah no betrayals too complex, lol D&D so shit compared to muh Manderly speech that was SO FUCKING COMPLEX AND LAYERED IT BLOWS MY MIND, MUH BEWKS
>>69306206
Bastardbowl is ep9
>>69306324
>ywn nut inside her.
why live?
>>69305404
pycelle? KEK
>>69306190
She looks like my niece.
>>69305337
I would believe this if the writers weren't dickjoke & dickjoke
IS CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED?
>>69306472
Umber will play Manderlys part
>>69306116
Jeremy Irons
>>69306481
>We already know from the leaks that major houses from the north will betray Ramsay
>Umber makes it blatantly clear that hes the one to do it
See http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67141939/#67141939
Umbers are really Bolton friends
>>69306481
the leak literally said that umber was fighting FOR the boltons
>>69306453
Nobody cared about him until DAYNE took the second sword.
If he didn't, it would be extremely painful.
For you.
Why don't they put Thor on a platform so that he looked even bigger?
>>69306363
I'm from Brazil(portuguese), >>69306415 is what I meant.
>>69305938
I can respect that.
>>69306397
Is Missandei's actress as hit actress or is the character just dull so she plays it monotone?
>>69305628
These get less and less funny everyday. And they weren't that funny to begin with. Maybe worth a chuckle.
>>69305879
I would have payed good money for a sex tape between her and Daario 1.
>>69306519
Wyman Manderly will be playing the role of Wyman Manderly.
>>69306453
Sword is better than nothing in your off hand if you are fighting multiple enemies.
>>69306432
No, I really don't remember that being a big part of her narrative. I think that was a brief part after their first night when he seemed to be ignoring her, and then she taught him her language and fell in love with him. You honestly are just a show fag if you believe she was miserable as Drogo's wife. That's not how it was in the books at all.
>>69306514
CLEGANEBOWL was confirmed the moment grrm picked up the pen to start writing this series.
GET
HYPE
FAGGOTS
>Gerold Hightower
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
>killed not even 1 minute into the fight
Are all the Kingsguard fags jobbing cunts?
>>69306428
I don't care, she's gorgeous. SJW:s can be fixed
>>69306532
this really makes you wonder what kind of trick Dabbid will pull out of his ass to have jon take back the north so that he can build a army to fight against the others.
>>69306588
I disagree with you
>>69306555
Kkkkkklkk
>>69306607
Hes inside the tower
>The hound mentioned after discussion on the trial by combat.
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED, GET HYPE.
>>69305648
>Mouth of Sauron on the right
I kek'd
>>69306325
i did over the weekend
taco hell got me for the last time
>>69305965
Perfect.
>showfags continue to be devastated that booksfags exist and discuss both show and books and changes
Why are you showfags so upset about this?
>>69306280
obvious cgi boob.
>>69306636
The other KG actor confirmed he was playing Hightower.
How many more seasons will the show last? This one and 2 more? Or just 1 more after this?
>>69306397
His character is now just a quip-spouting meme. His arc was done after killing Twin. They literally don't know what to do with him now.
>>69306612
CIA and the Vale are his new army
>>69306615
Ok, Miyamoto Musashi agrees with me, guess you are a better swordsman than he was :^)
>>69305501
shes pushing atleast 165 pounds
>>69306397
At what point exactly did Tyrion go from one of the best characters to one of worst? Was it at that cringe-worthy fucking speech?
>>69306692
after he killed tywin
incidentally that's exactly when the show went to shit
>>69306459
>to do with the fact that he's strapped to a tree with dildos running through his body?
my fetish
>>69306397
>The Mareen small council meeting showed the stark contrast between the varying facets that war brings to a newly liberated nation. The solder, the thoughtful man, and the communicator. Each of them have come to a point where they is nothing left to say, they go through the motions of reporting in, they seek diversions and distractions, or focus on their routine tasks to keep themselves occupied as they wait. Their only balm from their ailments comes from bribing a whore to inform them that they are surrounded by enemies on all sides and from within. There is but one language that they will all speak, and that is hidden even from us, the constant watchers.
SNL skit my ass, Tyrion was about to invent Beer Pong.
>>69306688
Miyamoto Mushashi was an over-hyped cunt.
>>69306459
beause he knows D&D need more exciting episodes, and saves the most exciting part for later
>>69306688
I personally just think that your opinion is wrong and that's why I disagree with you.
>>69306463
2 months ago
>>69306397
>le wisdom joke
>le drinking joke
>change to being serious for a bit to make it seem like he actually gives a shit
>rinse and repeat
I used to like Tyrion but now he does the same shit in every scene he's in
Have a bit of range for Christ sake
Am I justifed to drop it yet?
When will Jon get a second Valyrian steel sword and dual wield to beat the Walkers and Night's King?
>>69306481
dont get me wrong anon, id like to be wrong and for the plot to turn out like you say but its just not going to happen.
when i say its too complex, im not speaking for myself, im saying it from the frame that D&D are in when theyre deciding where to take the plot. To them, the show watchers dont understand the Northern loyalty to the Starks. All they understand is that everyone in westeros are power hungry assholes who stab each other in the back if it meant they moved up, because thats all D&D have shown to them, and will continue to because thats the easiest way for the masses to talk about the show on mondays.
>>69305523
Who's dabid?
>>69305975
Agreed. Pretty sure D&D never actually bothered to read the books themselves, because they seem to understand the characters even less than the average normie show fag.
Such wasted opportunity to do something interesting with Theon, too. Watch, they'll probably hand wave character development and have Theon right back to bickering with his sister over his right to Lordship/Kingship over her.
>>69306162
so much purer
>>69306737
his story is basically over
he's in full le witty dwarf mode, if they introduced penny it would've created some le sad tortured dwarf scenes
>>69306351
Yeah, that's where it comes from
>>69306215
this, a lot.
>>69306699
>show goes to shit after tywin dies while trying to take a shit
pottery
>>69306692
When there was no more book stuff about him to adapt (or, if there were, it was all cringe shit like the dwarf girl story, or stuff that was cut completely, like another Targaryen kid).
>>69306755
checked and who is that on the floor? is it margaery and loras?
>>69306699
That's when the show stopped having expository political meetings.
>>69306611
>>69306488
tfw they took advice from their on screen mom and dad
>>69306665
because there's a place for you, and it's called reddit
this place is called /tv/
>>69306401
Errrr, because it's clearly The Mountain
>>69305503
That faggot was legit
>>69306691
No way, just because shes fucking short
Maisie is the same height as her, the difference being is that they try to make Arya look smaller while making Dany taller
I don't know how, but I've got to a point I really hate GoT and cringe throughout the whole episode, but I just can't stop watching this shitshow now.
Just.
>>69306808
fuck it is him i'm a retard
>>69306611
>you will never fuck the feminism out of her
>>69305984
What is Ros, Queen of Love and Beauty?
>>69306841
naw kid, this is /got/
>>69306826
I bet he copped a feel or two there.
Can someone post the high-res picture of Dayne stabbing some guy through the chest and you can clearly see the ripples in Dawn?
>>69306859
no one cares
the only blackspot of the season will be sand snakes, everything else is legit and on point
>That whole small council scene
You told me S6 was better.
You told me D&D was ok.
>>69306855
Someone went too far with the tan back there.
>>69306893
Kevan told them to get fucked
>not good
>>69305542
So whos gonna pay stannis debt to the iron banks?
>>69306893
>You told me S6 was better
Literally no one said anything like that.
Unless they were trolling and you got b8ed like a newfriend.
>>69306893
>You told me D&D was ok.
No one ever said that, shitlord.
Why did they make Kevan into such a prick?
>>69306744
>dropping a trainwreck when the steel is about to bend and wagons flip over
>>69306923
>ironbank
>ever coming back
>>69306859
>*farts*
Yeah well m8. I can't drop it too.
Maybe I just grow up? Or did they really ruin it?
>>69306923
dany will pay it back by allowing millions of essosi refugees into westeros
>>69306936
He was always a prick. They've just taken the sass out of him.
>>69306893
>all the dick jokes
>the fart scene
top tier humor by dabid and co
>>69306923
Jon Snow, in fellatios to the iron bankers.
7 silvers a pop.
>>69306923
Brienne.
honestly it's nice to see Brendan Fraser finally landing roles again
>>69306893
No one has said that ever, not even as a joke.
>>69306884
Tower of joy
>Double swords
>Double backwards sword
>Double backwards sword death tornado
>>69306959
#NOTALLDOTHRAKI
>>69305690
>underrated meme
>>69306884
True if you're retarded.
>>69306936
Pretty sure you would act like a prick too if your niece brought down the empire you and your brother built to the ground.
>>69306724
I know, but he's the prolly the most famous 2 sword fighting specialist in history.
Some European swordsmen also fought with 2 swords, but it was more of a showman trick than an actual primary fight plan.
>>69306936
Because he is a prick
My problem is why they made him look so weak when hes the hand of the king
Kevan needs a scene where he points out hes in control and whatever petty shit Cersei is doing is selfish and futile, then he can die because I guess GRRM decided that needs to happen
>>69306881
Well yeah they're dating. He's probably stuck it in her at the age they're at.
>>69306970
underrated post
>>69306923
A. Lannister
>>69306970
Tell me about Sir Robert Strong, why does he wear the helmet?
Why did they not just use the book dialogue rather than the bastardization we got?
>He would 'av been put inte the ground
>>69306665
Fuck off
>>69307047
>Robert Strong
Not anymore m8
>>69305690
And so began the dark aeon of dayneposting
>>69306591
are you retarded
she was miserable until doreah taught her how to fuck and she became more comfortable around the dothraki and drogo
she didn't fall in love with drogo after the first goddamn night
>Soon she starts to enjoy being taken like that.
nice job making that up, she's so sore every day that she goes to doreah, takes a little control in the bedroom and only THEN does her mood improve and she falls in love with drogo
re-read agot m8
>>69306884
The sand snakes, the Bolton, the iron guys.
Hey yo! I kill the previous king in yo face, and now I'm the new king.
We went from medieval kingdoms to afro-american hoods. It's pathetic.
>>69306841
nah showplebs can head back to ribbit
>Smalljon actually completely fucked Ramsay by handing him Rickon Stark
>the North knows of Ramsay and his atrocities
>they likely know he kept Sansa locked in a tower all day and night
>know what he did to The on
>and that Northern Lord he flayed last season because he didn't pay taxes
>Umber knows the truth about Rooses death, no way he's the only one
>word will spread that Rickon is captive at Winterfell
>Ramsay will use him to keep the North in line
>bannermen will flock to Winterfell with dubious intent for Ramsay under the guise of oaths and kneeling
>Ramsays ranks and his castle will be full of traitors plotting against him
Post yfw
New
>>69307102
>>69307102
meanwhile in hbo headquarters
>DABID
>DABID
>DABID WAT IF
>WAT IF RAMSEE
>DABID
>DABID WAT IF RANSEE IS AZOR AHAI DABID
>DABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>>69307096
RESURRECT
>>69307101
>trying to twist lazy D&D writing into something epic
>>69306397
She's supposed to be emotionless, like grey worm, since she's been a slave and abused her whole life.
>>69306918
*frrrrrrrrt*
haha
>>69307047
Tell me about Ser Gregor Clegane who kill Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell, also known as the Mountain, brother of the Hound who was left to die by Arya Stark, why does he wear the helmet?
>its a chocolate mummy episode
feelsgoodman
NEW:
>>69307152
>>69307152
>>69307152
>>69307152
ignore the faggot spamming porn
>>69307134
you know what despite all absurd it may actually be happening in HBO
>>69307016
Historical dual wielding was literally only ever use by fencers in 1v1 duals and to show off and shit. And mostly then it was just a sword and dagger, almost never,2 swords. This has been gone over adfuckingnausem and needs to be let go.
>>69307101
Most Likely what could happen is a Sack of Winterfell or Dreadfort in a way similar to the sack of king landing by Tywin Lannister.
So how many stark men got wrecked at the red wedding, it looked like the boltons and freys where killing thousands.
are there any stark soldiers left at all?
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS is no one
>strong feminist lesbian takeover
>fat cuck and his whore
>more than one Brandon scene until he actually has to do things
Did I miss something?
>>69306893
>every episode feels like a finale they said
>>69305501
>having thighs instead of arms
>>69306591
That's because it suits your bullshit version of the books to pretend it never happened.
Wikifag.
>>69307288
>le witty meme dwarf
>>69306459
can't have too much plot in an episode or else why would you buy HBOGO to watch the rest of the season?
>>69306884
*farts*
*5 minute scene of Tyrion doing nothing but quipping with two characters who are barely more than extras*
so targs have a history of incest.
So when john and danny meet each other, will they have a unexplainable desire to fuck?
technically jon would be fucking his aunt?
>>69307227
Well Dayne was an exceptionally good swordsman and obviously having a shield or a buckler would be optimal,
But if you are too proud to use stuff like that but need something to block with you might as well use another sword.
>>69306970
brendan fraser doesn't look like that anymore
>>69306236
>we can all make it
Yes as long as we are all universally attractive men who are the one of the lead stars in the world's biggest television show
>season 1
Huge war over an unclear succession.
>season 6
"They took over Dorne"
>>69307398
>>69306733
Yeah I get your point, but I was thinking he maybe spent too much time in one of his dreams where he crawled out of his momma and maybe it kinda backfired on him and the only way to survive was if that tree pierced, raped and lobotomised him.
>>69307101
>>word will spread that Rickon is captive at Winterfell
>>bannermen will flock to Winterfell with dubious intent for Ramsay under the guise of oaths and kneeling
>>Ramsays ranks and his castle will be full of traitors plotting against him
I wish this were true but D&D are hacks, so Ramsay will probably kill rickon and rape osha in a classic D&D break le internet :v moment
>>69307642
It's sickening.
>>69307642
giving 2 shits about the series plot
>>69305503
Oh shit. First predictions are right...
>>69305970
The Red Wedding was a mistake.
>>69307932
But the RW isn't shock value.
>>69308129
>he didn't see all the forced reaction videos
>>69305337
It's an incredibly stupid plan considering Ramsay is unpredictable
>>69307086
>she was miserable until doreah taught her how to fuck and she became more comfortable around the dothraki and drogo
That happened super early on and then she was happy and proud. Jesus fucking Christ, a character is dissatisfied for a chapter and you make it out as though that's what the whole arc was about.
>she didn't fall in love with drogo after the first goddamn night
I didn't say she fell in love the first night. She fell in love after she started teaching him her language and started learning his.
>nice job making that up, she's so sore every day that she goes to doreah, takes a little control in the bedroom and only THEN does her mood improve and she falls in love with drogo
After she had the dragon dream she toughened up, and noted that nothing hurt like it had before. Pages 228-229
That's the same chapter she rides Drogo, and she enjoys him after that. She had been soft and young and the horse riding left her bruised, blistered, and sore by the time Drogo would join her at night. Once she got past that phase and hardened a bit, she enjoyed her life. It's the fourth chapter in. Before that she was pitiful, though, just the bullied little sister of the Beggar King.
But as soon as she gets any sense of pride and confidence, she starts ignoring everyone's council. She's still new to their culture yet she turns away the Dothraki's own healers in favor of a captive everyone tells her is a Magi, and who has no reason to want Drogo alive. Even so she names herself a Kahl just because she used the Magi to hatch her dragons, even though she's not won a single battle.
>>69307566
>his aunt
they're cousins
>>69307566
>technically jon would be fucking his aunt?
R + L = D
N + A = J
>>69308192
I mean sure but it made sense and had a lot of build up, it wasn't the sand sneks killing Doran & Ramsay killing Roose.
