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>>69307152
(farts)
QUENTYN IS ALIVE
>>69307211
>*makes penis joke*
How did Bran instantly recognize Arthur Dayne?
what's the point of bringing Osha back, she's irrelevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmLawVHbVyk jesus fucking christ
What's the purpose of Leaf?
>>69307265
Because his father had told him Dayne was a dual wielding memer
Stannis when?
how do we fix the arya storyline?
>>69307152
Nth for passing the sentence and swinging the sword
>>69307342
by killing sansa
>>69307265
He was wielding midday and afternoon his famous ancestral swords
>>69307265
From the legendary sword Dawn, of course
post characters who didn't deserve to die
>>69307342
Kill her off
>>69307353
aye
From a scale of 1 - 10, how castrated is Rickon?
THIS FUCKING SEASON, WHERE IS STANNIS?
>>69307388
Dayne?
>>69307388
tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>69307388
Tell me about Dayne, why does he wield two swords?
>>69307388
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE.
WHY DOES HE DUAL WIELD THE SWORDS?
>>69307253
*parp*
>>69307409
Not really understanding why Ned's entourage had a dornishman when the dornish were Targ loyalists
xth for the most delicate of flowers
From S6E3, Bran realizes that others can hear him during the visions from the past, but doesn't understand that they cannot fully understand him. He attempts to reason with King Aerys when shown a vision of him. The King only hears whispers, and is driven mad by it. Bran tries to fix this, however makes it worse. Mad King Aerys burns Bran's grandfather alive while Bran frantically tries to stop him. All he hears is whispers. Bran sets the events of the show in motion.
>>69307409
Gee Arthur, two swords!?
>Maywatch is undead
What he meant by it?
>>69307388
RIVERLANDS FUCKING WHEN
>>69307403
>stannis wasn't ruined enough, D&D should bring him back for round 2!
If you hate Stannis you should be glad he's dead.
If you like Stannis you should be glad he's off this stupid show and D&D won't shit on him anymore.
>>69307342
thanks to many faced god magic arya is teleported to westeros and kills ramsay when he is about to stab Jon
>and who are you
Promise me, Ned
>Let's make several callbacks to the first scene in winterfell, and reuse lines from earlier in the show!
>Great idea dabid! That's a nice attention to detail our audience loves. What plans are you making for the tower of joy?
>eh fuck it.
>>69307409
tell me about Dayne
why does he have two swords?
>Tfw your watch has ended
>>69307450
He's in disguise
All memes aside, I really think something was really off during Varys saying pointing out the source funding the Harpies.
I mean why would they cut the scene where the woman was about to say who it is, if its just the Masters. The public already suspects that, now that Hizdahr is dead. Personally for me, it doesn't make any sense to throw it off like that.
Am i the only autist thinking this?
>>69307342
Her storyline finally seems a bit stronger on the show, I hope she gets to leave Braavos soon
For the books, who the fuck even knows
GURMs first TWOW chapter seems to be focused on sexualizing her, instead of having her do something relevant after 2 awful books
>>69307452
>not shirei frey
shit taste desu
>>69307463
Junewatch is coming
>still now new The Normies episode
How fucking convenient was it that Robert decided to send Ned to the ToJ instead of going there himself? He would've crushed Jon's skull
Reminder that the name "Robert Strong" has never been uttered on the show
>>69307457
DON DEMARCO
why would the Umbers betray the Starks out of no where like that?
Someone post young horse riding lyanna
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy and you have a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>pulls a sword out of a leather scabbard
>SCCCCHHHHWWWIIIINNNNNGGG
>pulls a sword out of the fucking sand
>SCCCCHHHHWWWIIIINNNNNGGG
>>69307452
too old m8
>>69307152
LEAVE HIM ALONE, RAMSAY!
>>69307494
>all those poor fucks still have to man that depressing castle
>going to get slaughter and raised into undeath by the Night's King
>Jon gets to journey south and go on a big adventure
>>69307388
Tell me about Bane!
>>69307409
Uhh.. You don't get to bring friends.
>>69307265
Because Arthur Dayne's a big guy, obviously.
>>69307342
Arya vs Gregor Clegane
BLINDBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS is no one
>strong feminist lesbian takeover
>fat cuck and his whore
>more than one Brandon scene until he actually has to do things
>le witty meme dwarf
>>69307544
what are the pros of dual wielding long swords?
>>69307468
If I were Robb I'd have abdicated and ran away with her and fucked her 24/7 til I die of hunger
>>69307564
gregor ain't blind where you getting that one from
>>69307544
One of the sounds was the other guy pulling out his sword. Shit-for-brains, stop whining.
>>69307564
>blind
>>69307568
>fat cuck and his whore
me and my wife's son liked it, we felt an instant connection with him
Rip shaggydog
>>69307583
You look badass as fuck bruv
Reminder that you can remove Arya from the story and there will be no major effects at all. Dumb and pointless character.
>>69307583
looks badass
>>69307583
twice the attack
half the defense
>>69307607
prove it
>>69307568
>Arya, Bran and Tyrion are irrelevant
*tips*
who hyped for Littlefinger's appearance?
*teleports infront of you
pssshhhhh nothin personnel kid
My, how they grow.
>>69307583
it makes reddit like you
>>69307544
>>69307583
>>69307583
hella fuckin epic
>>69307613
this
Shaggy didn't deserve his fate. Fuck Umbers.
what did he mean by this?
was this the best episode so far?
Will Tyrion do anything in Meereen apart from trying (and failing) to be funny and getting shitfaced?
The actor who played Dayne was pretty good, too bad about young Ned though.
Why couldn't the Kingsguard afford decent armor?
Where are they?
Last Hearth or Castle Black?
WHY IS OLD SER HIGHTOWER YOUNGER AND SHORTER THAN DRIZZT?
Jesus fucking christ. Would it have killed them to just put a slightly older guy there to get killed 10 seconds in?
>>69307583
STAB TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE
STAB ONE NIGGAS TWICE
>>69307641
What's the next step in the CIA guys master plan?
>>69307538
It's a ruse.
>>69307665
nawittenz
>>69307665
I just realized who this nigga reminds me of
Neil Patrick Harris
>>69307655
>people actually thought this was a good scene
how fucking moronic can you be
>>69307650
What the fuck happened to Sansa's face?
It's like it's bloated compared to her younger self. Too much testosterone.
>dual wielding longswords
retarded
>>69307665
noooooooooooooh now ittens
>>69307538
>implying they won't go all "The North remembers" on Ramsey ass in the finale
>>69307720
>bookfags are this mad
>>69307693
but the direwolfs head?
>Arya has the best storyline in the books
>Sand Snakes/Tyrion tier shit in the show
Nailed it all right.
>>69307641
SCREENCAP THIS, IT'S HAPPENING
>Do they have reason, to call you Littlefinger? You have a big dick...
>... for you
>>69307626
BUT THE GREAT PAYOFF IN THE END
>>69307679
lol @ getting to castle black when jon is gone.
>>69307700
oh shit you're right
>>69307671
Le witty meme-man of drinking and knowing things
>and having a cock
>>69307683
Wasn't that whent ?
>>69307606
>>69307608
okay, so maybe only one of them is blind. big whoop, I'll pick a better name. How does goldbowl sound?
>>69307650
We have to go back...
That was unequivocally the worst epidode they have ever done. It's grinding to a halt which is fine if there's good dialogue but dialogue has never been GoT's strong point. Too many story lines and tortoise movement in each, I'm falling asleep watching the Arya and Danerys ones.
>>69307671
A great man once said something while drunk
Teehee, guess who?
it was meeeeee! ALCOHOL IS WACKY LMAO
>>69307747
Is too small to be Shaggydog's
>>69307650
Tell me about Robin, why does he have the bird of prey?
>inb4 he's a warg
>>69307583
Having a heavy and awkward buckler, but looking like you don't need one.
The Martells are the shittiest family right now, it's run by a bunch of impulsive retarded femme fatale characters.
so ep 4 is going to be filler right?
>>69307700
holy fuck i cant unsee it now
LEGEND.......DARY
>>69307792
harry potter reference
>>69307683
that was Oswald Whent, Hightower isnt there for some reason
Instantly my new favourite character.
>badass
>no fucks given
>swears no oaths
>basically tricking Ramsey into trusting him by giving Rickon up
>the North will flock to defend Rickon
>"there always must be a Stark in Winterfell"
>yfw Smalljon and the Umbers are still staunchest Stark allies just rusing Ramsey
Also, RIP Greatjon you magnificent bastard.
>>69307804
The Martell's aren't even a family at this point they are extinct.
>>69307684
Kek
>>69307650
>Sophie Turner used to be cute
>Two swords
Why are you still watching this abortion?
>>69307838
>being a showpleb
give it up
>>69307815
Everything until Cleganebowl is filler
My god the Danerys storyline is moving at a snail's pace.
>Kill the boy, Jon Snow
based Aemon with the sight
>>69307804
The Martells are extinct. Ellaria and the snakes are bastards.
Ellaria wasn't even married into the Martells, she was just a paramour.
>>69307716
too much cocaine
>>69307848
>RIP Greatjon
m8 he is still raiding the Westerlands killing Lannisterfuckingshits
>>69307864
>reading books post-1990
>>69307716
Coke bloat m8
>it's an olly dies episode
>>69307804
lol there are no more martells, jaime says as much in the last episode.
>lets avenge Oberyn by extinguishing his house which has ruled Dorne for centuries
>>69307896
>he just confirmed it himself
>>69307894
Please be true and just another Umber ruse. That would begreat
> tfw Theon is home with his sisteru :3
Why is everything moving at a snail's pace tho? Jon's, Dany's and Arya's shit so far could've been done within one ep, maybe two. Certainly not three.
That council meeting with Kevan just left me blue balled honestly, nothing fucking happened. Nothing ever happens anymore.
>>69307874
>Ellaria and the snakes are bastards.
Yeah but the snakes are still Doran's kids. Ellaria can just legitamze them
>>69307838
ebin
simply ebin
>>69307542
Give it up, your gimmick is stale bed-wetter.
>>69307864
It's a TV board you ridiculously stupid oaf. Clean your dirty underpants.
>>69307484
He tends to lose them.
How much better GoT would be if Ragnar raided the shit out of Westeros?
What would have happened if Robert Baratheon had met a grown up Daenerys?
>dan: DABID DABID WE NEED TO FIND GOOD DIALOGUE FOR THE LITTLE COUNCIL
>david: how about some cock jokes ?
>dan: WE ALREADY DID IT 3 TIMES THIS SEASON DABID WE NEED NEW IDEAS
>david: but what then ? *farts*
>dan: !
>david: !
>dan: THAT'S IT DABID FART JOKES DABID !
>>69307848
He was a meme spouting asshole. Wahwah I don't kneel wahwah Roose was a cunt wahwah I'm a hardass, see? See??
POST YFW BRAN CAN CHANGE THE PAST
POST YFW GAME OF THRONES WILL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS TURN INTO GROUNDHOG DAY REMAKE
POST YFW THIS WAS GRRM'S MASTERPLAN ALL THE TIME
>>69307958
did this ever get better
I dropped it after 4 or 5 episodes
>>69307844
Oswell
>>69307970
>>69307970
Smashed her skull with a hammer, pissed himself and then gotten another drink.
>>69307342
both Arya and Sansa can be fixed by getting some grit, stop crying and feeling pity for themselves, and start acting like Starks
i hope Arya gets set loose soon, i wanna see her cross some names of her list
and i want to see Sansa start doing some political power plays
there better be some payoff after all the shitty scenes we've been through with them
>>69307790
so what exactly is their plan
> Ramsay has Rickon
> Rickon gets burned and flayed
> ????
> Profit
>>69307999
Way better than got
>>69307979
I think this is actually an interesting idea, like that other post said about him and the mad king. Never read the books, is this possible? Not really, is it?
>>69307484
you couldn't shoop out the extra hand? you couldn't even get that right, can you, anon?
>>69307939
>the snakes are still Doran's kids
*Oberyn's
And I don't think Ellaria can do that, she needs a royal decree.
I think bastards can't legitimize themselves. Keep in mind she's no Martell either.
>>69307838
>being so mentally retarded you can't understand that other people have higher standards than a literall piece of trash on film
>>69308013
go back to tumblr
>>69307979
>Bran has to go back and make the show line up with the books
>>69307936
It's moving slowly because they decided to have every episode of this season so far show a bit of every storyline instead of letting some storylines rest a week or two.
Young lord stark was the most cringe shit i saw in a fucking while...and then... double swords...and then...rotating double swords!
>>69307848
>Smalljon is so bold and based with his audience before Ramsay and Lord Karstark that Ramsay doesn't even see the mummers farce unfolding right in his face
>doesn't even realize that Umber completely buttfucked him by handing over Rickon
>implying that maester who watched Ramsay kill Roose isn't helping to orchestrate this farce
Gonna get flayed?
So what is the language the masters of Yunkai speak?
>>69307999
No it's just about as shit as GoT but less interesting overall.
>>69307933
House Umber - "The banter and ruse cruise"
>>69308043
this statement used to be bait, but its so true now that it hurts.
fuck D&D
>>69307939
Only the king can legitimize bastards.
>>69308056
I want to creampie inside Jolyne
>fucking Jaime's arc
>fucking Tower of Joy
Holy shit this show is such a disappointment.
I wish I haven't read books, maybe I could've enjoyed it more.
>>69307583
You look like sum finna fookin' legend
It might possibly be an advantage vs multiple foes if you're strong enough/the swords are light enough, but probably not in reality
>>69308048
holy shit i didn't even notice and i posted it like 3 times already
I know everything is pointing toward Jon x Dany, but what if he ends up with Sansa instead?
I'm sure Jon likes redheads better than blondes, and they could recreate house Stark again. It wouldn't even be that much incest since they are just cousins. Dany is his aunt, that would be far weirder.
I am bringing this up because i just read a chapter in A Storm Of Swords where Littlefinger brings Sansa to the Fingers and she thinks about all the shit that happened so far and that she will probably never get her dreamboy prince whatever.
But what is the point of her story and all her suffering? She should at least be happy at the end of the series, so maybe she will end up with Jon.
... or he gets Dany AND Sansa and pulls of some Aegon shit. A Targaryen and a Stark waifu, just like him.
Arya should have died many seasons ago. Her storyline is pointless. She's a Rickon-tier character.
>>69308079
In the books, Ghiscari
In the show, Valyrian
Reminder that Bobby B bad kidney cancer
So is Cersei gonna kill the sparrows or what? She's been making that Sarah Connor face for like 6 episodes now, but they're all still alive. This show is just dragging on now.... Diana Rigg didn't even get any good lines this week.... what was the point of even having her?
>>69307544
not as bad as the hammer cocking sound effect that happens everytime someone picks up a gun
>>69308020
Jamie sure does have a swell haircut for living before christ era
>2016
>caring if Rickon lives or dies
>>69307848
>giving rickon to a phycho edgemaster who could potentially stab him on sight
When will we see a battle again?
You know what boys
I fucking love these flashbacks.
Every time we get one I get excited, they just feel so fresh
>>69308078
Boipussy is gonna get rekt by the Karstark, then flayed by Ramsay.
The Umber Conspiracy is too intelligent for D&D, the head was a production error.
>>69308061
>creating an alternate timeline where CLEGANEBOWL actually happens
>>69307936
Didn't you like the 2 minute scene of awkwardness between tyrion, no penis guy #2, and black lady?
this show is so boring now, I have almost no motivation to keep watching. What the hell happened? This season feels far different than the previous 5. Personally I liked the first 3 best but even after that there was still some momentum. The plot just feels stuck and every conversation feels meaningless. This season feels empty
>mfw two bastards are vying for my rightful throne
>>69307291
And why would the Umbers give Osha to Ramsay? Like "oh hey, there's this girl too, she was with him I guess to there, take her".
>>69307669
lolno
1. Castle Black
>yes we already know he's alive
>oh god no, the jokes, the jokes
2. Sam
>Hey guys remember us and where we going?
>babby still babby
3. ToJ
>Nao itzendz etc.
4. Dothraki
>remember where she was supposed to go 2 eps ago? We're there.
5. le witty imp
>le witty imp
>paatrrrrol
>guess it seems the guys who look like a master funded insurgency are part of a master funded insurgency
6. KL
>pffffft
>I'm so angry
>FUCK EVERYBODY
7. no one
>who are ya
>who are ya
>who ar ya
>who arya
8. Winterwell
>hurr I'm so evil
9. Castle Black
>looks like the guys that are the most likely to get executed get executed
>>69308171
It was better than the 3:17 scene of Arya sweeping last year
>>69308020
>marrying a sandnigger
How's Ramin doing for soundtracks this season?
Credit themes so far:
>The Red Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjE1AkuppU
>Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRRYNR4Fsg
>Oathbreaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn0bFVysyYk
Got a favourite? How would you rate them?
>>69308123
>AHHH SAVE ME ANON
what do you do?
I get the feeling the Bastard vs Bastard fight will be resolved by mid season.
>>69307507
Varys secretly supports an unnamed third party that has yet to enter the show.
>>69308197
so* there
>>69307669
Are you fucking serious?
Having a dumbledore - harry vibe with this ebin trainining.
>why was Ned Stark so happy to kill Dayne?
>why didn't he sound sad like how he wants to remember it
>why wasn't he more respectful like how he wants to remember it
Why are hardcore bookfags such fucking clueless retards?
The show version scene is much closer to how it canonically went, of course the dual wielding was a bit much but still
>there are morons in this thread right now that think the Umbers are pulling some ruse and really aren't traitors even though they already gave over the key to the North and kill Shaggydog
>b-but muh fake direwolf head!
Fucking morons.
BELIEVE!
Ok guys. Who would win in a grand-melee consisting of Ramsey and 20 good men, the legend of gin alley, ser cake carver barristan, no-cock grey worm, le dual wielding man?
>>69308178
robb's dead m8
the heir to winterfell is hooked up to a tree snorting jojen paste
>>69308215
No Rain of Castemyr yet 2/10
>>69308020
DON'T FUCKING BREAK MY HEART AGAIN ;_;
>Tfw someone ending on the throne is too le predictable xD for D&D, so instead they choose to end it with some reddit space odyssey bran-changes-the-past-and-fux-up-the-future-xD mindfuck shenanigans
>>69308256
They are the same people who don't want to admit the show has went to shit.
>>69308215
I love Home.
The OST is the only saving grace of this show tbqh.
>>69307655
Damn, it truly works. He shanked a nigga twice!
>>69308172
>not enjoying sword of the morning
>>69308270
is ramsey shirtless?
>>69307958
Oh there once was a hero named Ragnar the red who riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead
>>69308270
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane.
>>69308056
>>69308098
Funny thing, there's a fresh translated doujinshi with her, emporio and the black chick out
>>69308308
good question
>>69308172
Agreed, there are far too many story lines going on, not that it's difficult to follow but more than when you're seeing so little of each one each week it's hard to get invested in the characters. Arya's, Sam's, Danerys' and the Dorne story lines are all dull.
>>69307583
You can attack twice in a single round, though since there's no parrying rules you don't get a defense benefit. Then again, 99% of players don't use shields anyways, so functionally it's TWF or two handing a weapon.
>>69308215
The music at the end of Oathbreaker was really, really good imo. It sounded Stark-like but it also sounded like something completely new. This is the theme of the reborn Jon Snow. And it's good.
>>69308270
dual wielder bro, no contest
>there are people in this thread who believe the umbers will backstab ramsey despite the leaks saying the opposite
>all the leaks have been spot on so far
>their only "evidence" to the contrary is "wolf hed 2 tiny ;) da norf rembers"
Why the fuck are dnd so fixated with dual wielding?
if dayne just took of his shirt he would have won
>>69308270
the fookin legend of course. his dual wielding didn't look stupid, mostly.
>>69307844
The actor confirmed he was playing Hightower.
>>69308256
>they're the same tards who where convinced Talisa was a Lannister spy sent to undo the young wolf
>>69307848
Yeah right, what about the dead wolf?
>>69308374
because it's cool
>>69308340
o bby
>>69308397
Sauce?
>>69307457
Holy fuck
>>69307778
Arya isn't blind either you fuckhead
>>69308006
Osney
>>69307457
>>69307650
New Rickon is surprisingly hot. Really makes Bran look like trash.
>Osha definitely started fucking Rickon at some point
>At latest, during last season
>Most likely, back when the Starks first captured her
>>69308270
how much time does ramsay have to prep (take off his shirt, quip, etc)
>>69307457
I cant tell if this would be stupid or awesome.
>>69308340
Haha nofap May can suck my cock
>>69308374
ebin skrym reference maybe
>duel wield daggers
>duel wield longs word
next
>duel wield axes?
>duel wield polearms?
>>69308248
The book-loving beta brigade are so dumb it's beyond belief.
>>69308372
Here we see the showpleb
>>69308457
and Moon Boy for all I know
https://youtu.be/Dhrg6SH9yvE?t=37s
Best duel scene in any movie, hands down.
Short as fuck, to the point, moving, surprising. Just brilliant.
None of this dancing around Wuxia crap that only Asians can pull off convincingly.
>>69308399
That was intentionally played out as a red herring. The Umber thing is just accidentally misinterpreted.
Link to the new leaks?
>>69308482
Quad wield quarterstaves
On fire
Probably by Queen of Burgers
>>69308424
I'm shit at links. If this doesn't work check Eddie Eyre's Twitter page and look at the conversation in the pinned tweet.
https://twitter.com/EddieEyre/status/729447167031685121
>>69308482
>Battle of the Trident flashback
>Based Bobby B dualwielding warhammers killing targaryenfuckingshits
>>69308106
Well, cousins fugg all the time in Westeros
But having to settle for Sansa after Ygritte would be more than a man can bear
>>69307683
>>69307844
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Gerold_Hightower
Its Hightower. Lol, shorter than Dayne and gets rekt in the first few seconds of the fight. Bravo Hack&Hack
Honestly guys
S6 so far > S5
>>69307457
AND WHO
ARE
YOU
>>69308222
Nah it'll be at episode 9. Ep 10 will be about the wall collapsing and Edd getting reanimated by The Others. It's gonna be pure filler until then. Davos and Ramsay will just dash around the north trying to enlist houses for their cause, Jon will look like a moody fuck all the time and Sansa will somehow meet Jon along the way.
test
>>69308372
There are a few different leaks. Mostly conflicting. Spanish leakbro has been right both times so far when releasing spoilers on YouTube the Friday before. I trust that more than any of the fan fiction tier "leaks" puked out as soon as the trailers started coming out.
DnD are way too lazy for a Grand Northern Conspiracy though
>>69307665
NAH WITTENS
>>69307650
everything had natural lighting back then. nowadays everything is covered in darkness or has an unseemly blue filter
>>69308478
For the sake of the argument, everyone gets to make opening statements before the fight
>>69307409
The helmetta man!
god i really wish all of the daenerys part characters would just get killed off or they just get a deus ex machina fleet and go to westeros
that entire essos plotline is utterly uninteresting
>>69308248
So is this misuse of "canon" a troll meme now?
>>69308348
honestly Arya's is the one I cre most about. But granted that's because of all the great momentum her character had from the previous seasons. This last episode was great showing her progress through the trials, I just hope she does something in the next season. And yeah, Dany and Dorne are definitely the worst. Which shows how shit D&D are without the books to fall back on. Dany was THE character before, but god now she stuck in a desert halfway around the world and Im fining out that i dont care. I can only hope Jon's, Bran's and Arya's storylines pick up. Everything else I've lost hope for.
>>69308372
Maybe leakbro was being cheeky?
Maybe Manderly will be introduced and betray them instead? Maybe based CIA saves the day?
Either way, we know Jon wont lose this
>>69307507
It would be redundant to have her tell Varys and then him tell the council
>Am i the only autist thinking this?
yes
>>69308443
FINE THEN
WE'LL CALL IT FUCKING DOGGIEBOWL
DIREWOLF VS CUTE PUPPY
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
HAPPY?
ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69307086
>she was miserable until doreah taught her how to fuck and she became more comfortable around the dothraki and drogo
A character is dissatisfied for a couple chapters and you make it out as though that's what the whole arc was about.
>she didn't fall in love with drogo after the first goddamn night
I didn't say she fell in love the first night. She fell in love after she started teaching him her language and started learning his.
>nice job making that up, she's so sore every day that she goes to doreah, takes a little control in the bedroom and only THEN does her mood improve and she falls in love with drogo
After she had the dragon dream she toughened up, and noted that nothing hurt like it had before. Pages 228-229
That's the same chapter she rides Drogo, and she enjoys him after that. She had been soft and young and the horse riding left her bruised, blistered, and sore by the time Drogo would join her at night. Once she got past that phase and hardened a bit, she enjoyed her life. It's the fourth chapter in. Before that she was pitiful, though, just the bullied little sister of the Beggar King.
But as soon as she gets any sense of pride and confidence, she starts ignoring everyone's council. She's still new to their culture yet she turns away the Dothraki's own healers in favor of a captive everyone tells her is a Magi, and who has no reason to want Drogo alive. Even so she names herself a Kahl just because she used the Magi to hatch her dragons, even though she's not won a single battle.
>>69308521
last of the mohicans is generally a kickass adaptation of a book, none of this D&D shit
Too bad Unkas is played by a shit fucking actor and you dont even feel sad about him dying
>>69307388
You didn't fly so good
>>69308608
>when shes about to die dragon comes and saves her AGAIN
rinse and repeat
>>69308111
How does that figure into last nights episode? What did I miss?
>>69308539
>let's make Gerold look 30 and the guy who's supposed to be Rhaegar's age 40
No words can express my hate
>>69308539
>have Hightower behaving as Whent, sharpening his sword on his knee
>stabbed through the neck like a bitch by Ned almost right off the bat
Fucking WEW
>>69308489
not an argument
Will Jon be the show's LSH or is it normal for traitors to be hanged? Will he hang Ramsay, the Karstarks, the Freys as well once he learns? What the fuck is he even going to do now. Hope Davos and Melly go with him.
>>69308372
the only leaks that have turned out real are the ones that come out a day or two early. The long shot ones have all turned out false.
>>69308568
>Edd dying
please no
>>69307655
>someone is always behind him for an easy attack
>lel let's just play carousel instead
>>69308559
Of course.
Compare Episode 1, 2, and 3 of Season 6 to Episode 1, 2 and 3 of Season 5.
Though, saying that, the only seasons that have had good early episodes were seasons 1 and 4. Things usually start to pick up mid-season, and we're only getting to mid-season next week.
>>69308669
>wanting to watch old people
fucking autists lmao
>>69308656
They were talking about money in the show
>the church imprisons and abuses the only heirs of house Tyrell
>Tyrells have the largest army in the kingdoms
>they don't just march right into King's Landing and fuck shit up
Why is this
Anyone else think Bloodraven looks ridiculous?
It's like he's not trapped in that tree but choosing to stand there. I don't know how to put it.
Do D&D not know that hanging doesn't kill someone by strangulation, but by breaking their neck?
>>69308655
at this point i just want to see the bran flashbacks and jon becoming the character stannis was supposed to be
>>69308686
Thw BWB is apparenlty in this season except for Beric
>>69308684
I dont need an argument showpleb. Reality speaks for itself.
>>69308719
DELETE THIS
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Is Ser Aliser Thorne one of the backstabbers in the books?
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Why'd he even open the walls for Jon + wildling crew in the first place=
>>69307936
> tfw Theon is home with his sisteru :3
That's the least interesting possible outcome, and what the fuck did they do, telaport? Is he going to name himself the dickless king of the Iron Islands? What purpose does he even serve in their storyline?
>>69307778
Goldbowl would be Jaime Lannister versus Viserys.
>>69308269
My knee is already bending
>>69308707
And where are they going to get that?
>>69308017
Which names does she have yet to cross off her list?
I thought that she was now working for the guild or some shit, and we learn that they have some secret agenda that involves the seven kingdoms or whatever.
>>69308693
You know it's true. And at the very end, Jon will have to destroy wight-Edd to get to the Night's King.
>>69308686
He seems just as gormless as ever. It didn't even look as if he was filled with vengeance when executing the traitors. He looked rather troubled and disappointed.
So uh are we not going to mention that a kingsguard was assassinated? Ok I guess not
>>69308637
True, but the guy playing Chingachgook makes up for it.
I came into the movie blind and it was fucking incredible, especially assuming Hawkeye was going to be the big damn American hero and the old dude was gonna fall apart.
Magua was built up. Had time to be feared.
God it's such a great scene. Probably ruining it for people but fuck you anons.
Except you.
>>69308729
Not always, but yeah. I thought some of them died from broken necks, like Olly. Should rewatch that scene.
>>69308729
it depends, if the drop isn't far enough it actually can kill you by strangulation instead of snapping your neck
>>69308722
he looks like Davros in a tree.
>>69308215
Soundtrack at the end of episode 2 was god-tier. What was it? Warrior of Light?
>>69308719
they seem to tend toward cunning rather than brute strength, which honestly looks like a good strategy when anyone who wins by brute strength is soon after killed by the same
>>69308729
depends on the height someone is being dropped from
sometimes people being hanged died from strangulation when the drop was too short, takes a lot longer to kill someone that way
>>69308682
>right off the bat
>the bat
>bat
>>69308757
No, he isnt even at castle black when the backstabbing happened.
>>69307342
by making her blind again
seriously why the fuck did he give her sight back
that's her shtick
she's supposed to be blind
>>69308757
In the books Jon got killed only after he decided to march on Winterfell with the Night's Watch under his command, thereby jeopardizing its neutrality
Can't wait for more Ramsay EDGESTEEL moments with Rickon.
I can only hope Umbers pull off a good ruse. This edgy Ramsay shit has gone stale and it's lazy.
>>69308048
>>69308105
new and slightly improved
>>69308784
Wat
>>69308757
>Is Ser Aliser Thorne one of the backstabbers in the books?
Yes he is John's main enemy on the Wall
>Why'd he even open the walls for Jon + wildling crew in the first place=
Because John was the Lord of Castle Black
>>69308757
In the books, Alister Thorne is noted to NOT be among the backstabbers.
He's an asshole, but a strightfaced and loyal one.
D&D needed to make him 'the baddie' though because moral ambiguity is too hard for show-fags.
>>69308787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ryJDVuZ6k
>it is le ruse
the spoilers that have been right up until now say he gets killed. DnD do not have the capacity to write anything but plain shit.
>>69308833
Just another thing cut for (farts).
>>69308783
Well he DID execute his own murderers, and he's only been alive for like an hour. I think most people would look pretty troubled. Especially when he knows that absolutely nothing but darkness awaits them on the other side.
>>69308256
Well they suddenly turning on the Starks makes no fucking sense and is completely retarded.
>>69307665
COME
AS YOU ARE
AS YOU WERE
AS I WAAANT YOOOU TO BEEE
>>69308757
Jon sends Alliser off on some mission to find some missing rangers. He's beyond the wall at the time off the stabbing.
Alliser let them in because they hadn't established any other antagonistic person at the Wall so erased Alliser's character development for it.
>>69308013
Perfect.
>>69308835
Howland doesn't look very short
Probably Ned's size, considering he's standing futher away
>>69308843
He's not even at Castle Black in the books.
>>69308729
They still kick, exhale and go blue faced though.
why do i have to watch scenes of tyrion asking quiet characters "what should we talk about" while le drinking le wine instead of jon uniting the men of the north, claiming the throne and leading the fight against the white walkers so finally i get a character to root for again reeee
>>69308838
Meryn Trant. No one mentioned how he was killed and Tommen got an extra kingsguard
>>69308839
What does Needle represent for Arya?
>>69308799
Nah it was a soundtrack the show had before, but never released officially. You can hear it when the Hound has a trial by combat against the Hound. So it's kind of the Brotherhood without Banners theme, but it might just be the R'hllor Resurrection theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyvjgs40Oo
>>69308881
wow something in this show is retarded and makes no sense what a surprise
first time this has happened ever in GoT
Why does combat in GoT look so retarded?
>>69308703
The implication is that Dayne was too old and Hightower not old enough. He's the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. The senior member.
>>69308835
subtle, but the powerstance is there. 10/10 will repost
>>69308848
> mfw
>>69308946
my typing mindset did a funny.
*when the Hound has a trial by combat against Beric
>>69308956
Because you don't know anything about it.
>>69308019
>Smoljon convinces Ramsay to use Rickon as a bargaining chip with Jon, just to lure him out away from The Wall, where his army would be most effective defence wise.
>Meanwhile, Rickon and Osha rally up the people of Winterfell
>Ramsay, Karstark and Smoljon all go out with their armies to meet Jon and the Wildlings to fight
>Osha and Rickon then start the revolution at Winterfell using the tunnel system that they both know
>Citizens of Winterfell kill the little Bolton guards that are there
>Shaggydog kills Ramsays hounds
>Umbers betray Ramsay
>Karstark and Bolton forces overwhelmed.
Of course, it wont happen because that's too intelligent for D&D and adds no SHOCK VALUE(tm) so they're just gonna have Rickon be raped and killed instead
>>69308941
We've been over this on multiple occasions. Needle is connected to Arya's list. It's the tool of her vengeance.
>>69308940
Oh, well it's not really important and there is already time constraints I'm not surprised it was ignored
>>69307396
>disobeying your king
>Not believing in your king to provide you justice
>>69307388
>In a position to one day become the commander of the nights watch
>Kills the one man that gave him the opportunity
>>69307409
Yeah he really didn't deserve to die the way he did, but that's war for ya.
>>69308020
Honestly, while she is the result of incest, she didn't have any bad qualities that would make anyone hate her guts.
>>69308861
hardhome is 100% OC, you're favorite episode
the fooking legend is 100% OC, you're favorite character
ros is 100% OC, you're waifu
>>69309011
Thank you Dabid.
>>69308729
Only long drops. This looked more like a short drop, which would have people dancing until they expire (i.e. spandau ballet).
>>69308895
Alliser is a dick but he's still a knight at heart and loyal to his commanding officer. He doesn't like Snow but he follows orders because that's the line of command. That's not erasing his character development.
>>69308722
>>69308796
I was just thinking that, the way his head just pops up from behind the branches looks fucking goofy. Like he's just some old pervy neighbour checking out some young boy over his hedge.
Why did they change his design from season 4? That wasn't perfect but it looked way better than this shit. And they couldn't even put a fake beard on Max von Sydow to smooth over the transition a little better?
So this fucker's dead? this is bullshit baka desu
That High Sparrow and the King scene was woeful.
Terrible episode, why are they going dialogue heavy? It's never been a good part of the show.
>>69309026
>you're
>you're
>you're
>>69308219
Don't fucking tempt me.
I bet he takes the knot.
>>69308997
>"Hold attack button for 3 seconds for a power attack"
>>69308848
>The frontier moves with the sun and pushes the Red Man of these wilderness forests in front of it until one day there will be nowhere left. Then our race will be no more, or be not us.
>>69307979
They're setting up the "change the past" ability because Gurm will inevitably lose track of a storyline and contradict himself, so when he does it will be because "Bran did something to change the past". The reason it's taking him so long to finish the book is because he's a retard and set up way too many storylines running concurrent with one another, he can't keep track of all of them. It's easy to just have a handy device to explain away inconsistencies.
>>69308219
Truly a boipussy
>>69308997
This
>>69309062
Because they ran out of plot to steal so they are projecting it.
>>69309023
There should have been a line about needing another kingsguard member
>>69309075
shadow babby's first day on /tv/
>>69309041
That's what I meant.
They seemed to be building a grudging respect between the pair. The battle of the Wall Alliser acknowledges that Jon was right and Jon doesn't give him shit about it.
Then Jon makes Sir Alliser his effective second in command because he knows that he's the best guy for the job.
And then it just goes back to Alliser hating Jon.
>>69309106
Care to explain?
>>69309121
>babby
>>69309044
Dee and Dee Meme Factory know that 98% of their audience are so fucking dumb that they wouldn't notice or care even if they did.
>>69307848
Why even give up Rickon in the first place? Why not just some random peasant boy? Face it, show Umbers are traitors fucking shits, and leaks confirmed it.
>>69309180
You know nothing about it.
so the most loyal house, the Umbars, are traitorous shits.
This whole "Houses ruling for centuries" is getting harder and harder to fathom.
why is Sandor the only one who fights his own Trial by Combat?
>Tyrion's trial
>Bronn and Vardis fight
>Sandor's trial
>Sandor and Beric fight
>Tyrion's trial x2
>Oberyn and Gregor fight
>Cersei's trial
>Gregor and Faith's Champion fight
>nobody understanding that the "missing name" means Arya is ready for her first real mission
THEY JUST KEEP HITTING HER AND REPAETING THE SAME THING I DONT GET IT
>>69309180
Do you really think a show with a budget like Game of Thrones™ wouldn't hire the most knowledgable choreographers possible. The fight scenes are as close as possible to what they looked like in the Dark Ages.
>Ramsey kills fatty
>"so you can just kill house family with no consequences now?"
>"just wait until the next episode you bookautist"
So
show-shitters?
Did Howland Reed really take a sword through the chest and shrug it off like it was nothing? I thought he would collapse after stabbings but nooooo, lemme check these bodies over here.
Dual wielding Dayne was awesome. Bookfags gtfo.
>>69309235
Because Tyrion and Cersei can't fight? They're not fighters. Surely Jamie(with hand) or Loras would've fought on their own as well if they had to.
>>69309235
post yfw the High Sparrow kills Robert Strong in single combat
>>69309235
lessee... one is a giant goon who is a great fighter and the other two are a midget and a woman
are you actually having trouble figuring this one out on your own? did you expect sandor to name pycelle as his champion? holy shit
>>69308078
>Shaggydog is literally....a dog
BRAVA D&D BRAVA
>>69309274
He was slashed.
>>69309321
unlimited power?
>>69309345
R u stupid?
It lirrealy says dog in his name
t. dabid
>>69309235
Well 2 things. Sandor is a knight confident in his own abilities, loves to fight, and doesn't trust anyone so he's obviously the best choice when his own life is on the line.
And to champion someone for a fight you have to be willing to do it. And the Hound has no one willing to do that for him.
>>69307265
im sure hes seen drawings of dawn.
>>69309279
this. Anti-dual wielding fags need to fuck off right back to Skallagrim/lindybeige channel.
>>69309274
He was only lightly wounded, I suggest you watch it again
>>69309201
You'd think it'd be the other way around, that they assume the audience is too stupid to realize they changed the actors for a character.
It just plain looks worse in any case, why would they go with a worse design when they already had one that's clearly better? Does von Sydow have back problems and needs to sit in a comfy chair? Did they not give him a beard because they want the audience to go "hey it's Max from Sydow" or, worse, "hey it's the guy from the opening scene to Star Wars"?
>>69308946
I love you anon, thanks!
>>69307979
>catched
>>69307882
>implying my pure waifu would involve herself in such degenerate behavior
>>69309044
Did they recast him?
>>69309274
He got sliced across the stomach, not stabbed through the chest. He's the first guy to go down in the fight
>>69309274
swamp magic
>>69307655
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOR
>>69309265
>If something doesn't get resolved in the episode immediately after then there's no explanation
It doesn't take a genius to know what Ramsay did, having his mother, father, and brother killed on the same day, they just don't have an opportunity to do anything because he's still in command. If Smalljon knows what's up when he wasn't even there when it happened. You can expect people to put 2 and 2 together. He'll get his dues soon enough
>>69309462
Oh right, just checked it. I just assumed he and Ned would be the last ones standing.
>>69309051
No. Hodor is very much alive in the HBO series Game of Thrones™
>>69309279
>>69309398
>plebs getting ready to buy the next Call of Duty
>>69307342
full blown sex scene would help a lot
>>69309454
Yes, like they did with Beric Dondarrion. They don't want to hire a relatively expensive actor only to have him show up for five seconds and then wait an entire season so they get some cheap nobody to do his first appearance.
>>69307538
ramsay is a dick and the north cant be controlled by fear
>>69309462
'This one's Howland Reed - Meera's father. Make sure you tell her he went down like a little bitch.'
>>69309502
Word has traveled fast about what really happened to Roose. I'd assume the same will happen for Rickon. A man would figure the maester is in on it too.
>>69309579
Ramsey is more dangerous than people expect.
did i miss the link or has anyone placed new bread in the oven yet?
>>69309598
"And killed the greatest knight in Westoros like a little bitch too"
>>69309636
Why are you such a talentless hack, Dabid?
>>69309636
He ain't nothin without his 20 good men.
dear god you guys are autistic, its a fucking novel with dragons, direwolfs and similar bullshit
a man can dual wield a 2h axe if he wants to in full plate armor
>>69309636
he's just a casual degenerate who go into position by some bad joke series of luck.
much like brazil on the wc.
wake up is gonna be instant and rough.
>>69309636
DABID
>>69309750
eat shit, reddit
Stannis fans are
>Cucks
>Dumb
>Betas
>Small dicks
>Dont wipe thier assholes
>Dont shower
>Rude
Ramsay fans
>Bulls
>Smart
>Alphas
>Big cocks
>Clean asses
>Clean
>Charming
>>69309800
i dont even go there, first time on /tv/
>>69309820
t. showpleb
>>69309722
How do I make myself anonymous?
Why did they get the gay friends guy as young ned?
>>69308722
He looks awkward. Just an old man sitting in a tree, instead of a man a tree has grown around
>>69309867
Don't worry, your name will be forgotten sooner than you'd like to anyway.
>dual wielding Dayne
>Hightower goes down like a bitch
>no Whent whatsoever
>killing Shaggydog
>KILLING SHAGGY FUCKING DOG
>>69309636
Kek pls keep going.
Why did the Sand Snakes kill their own nephew, Tristane, with no mercy? Isn't kinslaying a taboo even in Dorne?
Do you think Myrcella's corpse was fucked by the Sparrrows when no one was looking?
>>69309750
>Shaga son of Dolf literally dual wielded 2h greataxes in Season 1, before the Battle of the Red Fork, and no one remembers
>>69310036
High Sparrow confirmed for Jimmy Savile
>>69309987
Even though he was their brother, it had nothing to do with kinslaying. It was framed to demonstrate that women are just as capable as men regardless of the setting.
where da new thread
>>69310155
Why did the Umbers betray the Starks for no reason whatsoever?
>>69310223
They are being raided by the wildlings and have a vendetta against John. It was explained in Episode 6x03 Oathbreaker.
>>69310176
170 posts in already, someone forgot to link to it
>>69309921
>implying he won't be remembered for "making one of the greatest show of all time"
Normal people don't care about details and shit and won't even connect the dots about how the show has gone to fucking trash soon as they got past the books.
He'll be remembered as the guy who worked on the great show with just 1 or 2 weaker seasons.
That is IF they are considered weaker. Showfags only care about deaths and they're gonna give them plenty, plus a happy cliche ending they all want. For all we know S6-7 might be considered the best seasons of the show.
>>69310036
Her corpse was fucked by Bronn. It was a long trip, after all, and he needed to test the Good girl/bad pussy hypothesis by fucking a good girl with bad pussy.
>>69309768
that was the biggest fix I've ever seen, FIFA's corrupt as fuck
>>69308099
honestly this
>>69310342
Jon is not a Stark. Hating Jon makes sense, but why he would give up on all the starks and actively hand one over to certain death? Because Ramsay Snow, up-jumped, unstable bastard born psychopath is the better bet? That's total bullshit.
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