/got/ general
- Home
- Board: /tv/ - Television & Film
- Reading: /got/ general
He's Back Edition:
Old Thread:
>>69276041
>>69276041
>>69276041
>>69276041
Just wanted to note... it's really surprising how long it takes to get a new general up these days. Last season, autists were making threads before the bump limit was even reached, just to get their waifu in the OP.
My watch has ended.
olly btfo
Wildfu is not long for this world.
Rickon is ugly as shit holy fuck
(Farts)
>Good choreography
That's it Ned! Aim for his sword!
Don't just fucking cleave him in the back of the head
Reminder that Dayne was indeed wielding Dawn
Look at that detail on it, look at the sun on the pommel, pottery.
>>69277473
It's fucking shocking that they didn't recast him, ugliness aside... they recasted Tommen and Myrcella, after all.
1/2
in all seriousness, kids at olly's age are easy to manipulate and Jon shouldn't have been such an ass hurt faggot about that. I don't think pre-death jon would have killed him. Him dying took away a part from him.
Sometimes I like to imagine the Dark Souls universe trespassing on the universe of ASOIAF, mostly so that I can imagine beings like Nito, Ornstein, Artorias or Yhorm annihilating Georgy boy's pathetic creations
Reminder that this shit will end with some time travel bullshit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
How was the episode, lads?
>Episode 1
Doran stabbed
Hotah stabbed
>Episode 2
Roose stabed
>Episode 3
Dayne stabbed
I'm sensing a pattern here. Place your bets on next week's stabbings.
>>69277494
It honestly wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting it to be.
TFW Bran gon' warg a dragon
IS CLEGANEBOWL HAPPENING THIS SEASON OR NOT?
>>69277535
Arya will stab someone
>>69277511
>jon is the one to break eye contact
beta af tbqhf
The writing on this show is so bad now, nothing like S1-S4 what the fuck happened? Cock jokes every episode, fart jokes holy shit.
friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
based GRRM
>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.
first for farts
>>69277516
dark souls lore tells a story that's twice as intriguing as Asoiaf. I love everything about that world.
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT LE GOD LOL
YOU HAVE SMALL COCK HAHA
EPIC
>>69277523
They'll probably have Bran be the reason for Hodor's retardation, but I doubt there will be more time travel shit than that.
>>69277551
It's been confirmed in numerous interviews.
>>69277405
I'm just glad potato boy is dead.
>>69277523
I hope the show ends with Bran resetting the timeline to right before he's about to climb the tower at winterfell
>"And now I'm off to settle this 'Game of Thrones' by George RR Martin"
What did he mean by this? I'm getting kind of sick of these gay ass one liners at the end of every episode
Reminder that Eddard was the biggest hypocrite of the entire show.
>Hurr taking glory for stabbing people in the back is dishonorable Jamie
>Now lets sing the song of me killing that guy after he was stabbed in the back
>>69277524
Where's the fart option?
>>69277496
So it's Valyrian Steel now?
>drinking and dick jokes: the character
Yeah there was a fart joke, but at least Tyrion didn't make a Varys cock joke again.
Also Varys' scene was good. Show some fucking respect already.
>>69277523
Just fuck my shit up
>>69277516
And then a dragon ate them.
>>69277551
Nope
>>69277511
It should have went like this:
*Olly begins to tear up*
Olly: "Will I see my mother and father when I die?"
Jon: "No."
>>69277514
This.
>>69277535
>D&D
>Daggers and Death
It suddenly all makes sense now
>>69277441
why that nigga got a wolf growing out his head?
Based Olly
All the stabbings on the show really scream laziness. It's like the directors and showrunners are totally bored of deaths and can't think of other ways to kill people than stabbing in the midsection or back of the neck/back.
>>69277523
This shit was great though so I take it back to some degree. It would be nice to see some people get crushed, slashed or fall to death instead though this season. Everybody at the Tower of Joy except Ned and one other dude who died by a mysterious gust of wind from Dayne's right hand sword were stabbed lmao
>>69277405
Tower of Joy was far too actiony.
I mean remember this:
https://youtu.be/TwRix1p9sDY?t=61
Up to the solo duel its much better.
I was drunk as fuck when watching the episode, what was the fart joke?
>>69277405
>Edd... I'm already a demon.
so is Jon just gonna walk to molestown for some pussy?
>>69277598
They had sunglasses in westeros?
>>69277591
Pick 1.
>>69277575
>>69277575
I thought it was only confirmed that Sandor Clegane gets revealed
>>69277535
Haven't had a death in KL for a while so I'm saying High Sparrow or Kev
>>69277494
Those not in plate would be two-handing to deal with the guy that does in fact have plate if you want to be anal about choreography.
You can't bludgeon your way through plate with a sword, you have to shoot the gaps.
>>69277562
They deviated heavily from the books in season 5 and now they're post books and writing the whole thing themselves.
>>69277523
There's going to be Two Scenarios
1 Brans is going to go back and prevent all of this from happening
2 Brans meddling of the past is the reason all of his is happening
>>69277603
Gwyn's knights killed literally hundreds, if not thousands of dragons, dragons much more powerful than those in ASOIAF you absolute retard
>>69277496
this cgi is terrible
so if Stannis is really dead then is the high sparrow really the only based character on the show? I like him because he pisses off so many sjws.
>>69277593
Why not? Beats telling show watchers that it's just like Valyrian steel except it's made from a fallen star. And it's not pale as milkglass anymore so that part doesn't matter.
>Bran realizes that others can hear him during the visions of the past, but doesn't understand that they cannot fully understand him
>attempts to reason with King Aerys when shown a vision of him
>The king only hears whispers, is driven mad
>Bran tries to fix this, makes it worse
>Mad King Aerys burns Bran's grandfather alive while Bran frantically tries to stop him
>all he hears is whispers
>Bran sets the events of the show in motion
Its like poetry
LE SMALL COCK
WHO SAID THIS? LE ME OF COURSE XD
What happened this episode? The last 2 episodes had 10+ quips in it each.
Am I just retarded and don't remember enough?
>>69277551
>>69277608
Fucking confirmed
>>69277676
I'd be okay with that, it sounds neat.
>>69277629
When Ser Robert Strong walks in with Cersei and Jaime, and that old dude who used to do the medicine for Cersei gets scared because he was talking shit about the mountain, and he farts
Sir Alliser is a Real hero and Real Human Been.
He did nothing wrond and died with honor
>>69277614
That's cold anon.I like it
2/2
Is he the most overpowered character in the series?
>>69277571
Glad someone agrees. Gurm's world is just a mash-up of historical nations and events in a nonsensical environment, Dark Souls is entirely original
AHAHAHAHA STARKFAGS FUCKING BTFO
MUH HONEST NED STARK
HE PROBABLY FUCKED LYANNA AS WELL
Was it just me or was the shot panning over people marching to Vaes Dorthrak really terrible fucking CGI?
Anyone have the free time to webm that?
>>69277676
>3.98 MB
Fucking hell
/lit/ here. This show has been butchered, disgusting
>>69277516
someone needs to get a webm of the Dayne fight so we can name it Gotthard's Twinswords.webm
>>69277564
>promise meyou'll pull outNed
>>69277711
only when he has 20 good men with him
>>69277713
>entirely original
Nigga, do you even Berserk.
>>69277583
Yeah I liked last week's one liner better.
*heavy breathing*
I guess Ned fucked Lyanna so hard that she died.
I bet it was extremely painful
>>69277702
I respect this man. He should have been king
I've endured a lot of bullshit from this shot like sand sneks and killing pfr Myrcella, Doran, and prince charming, but the Umbers just up and fucking betraying the Starks and giving Rickon to the Boltons? This is fucking bullshit.
Couldn't they just give that role to those fags with the damn axe in their banners?
>be me
>watching GoT with other people in the GoT bar
>people cheering at Jon when they show him alive and well
>some bbw yells "Mmmm that ass looks tasty"
>try to ignore it and keep watching
>Arthur Dayne's scene comes up
>stupidest shit I've seen since Phantom Menace
>Some guy yells "Awww shit, you in trouble now NED! TWO FOCKING SWORDS YEEEE"
>The entire crowd boos when he gets stabbed in the back
>When Shaggy Dog is shown dead everyone gasps
>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"
>nearly spit out my drink
>>69277715
your acting like he was the one that shanked Danye in the neck
>>69277692
GET HYPE
>>69277674
>In the books the High Sparrow is 100% did nothing wrong along with the rest of his organization, all readers root for them and find Cersei's downfall hilarious
>In the show Cersei dindu nuffin she a good feminist and High Sparrow is the villain who can brainwash and probably molest little boy kings instantly
>>69277618
Kek
>>69277711
Everything just happens to go his way
But I do expect dabid to really fuck his shit up near the end of the season
>>69277614
Impossible. Olly's parents were killed by the Styr, Magnar of Thenn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_N3fSXnkAg
>>69277598
Pycelle shits himself in the book when he's scared
>>69277777
GET
>>69277674
that's why he'll pop up with his dick in a little boy's ass before the end of this season. A WHITE MALE character being this based in D&D's GoT???! Oh hell the fuck no
>>69277551
>Next episode called Book of the Stranger
>The Hound's horse is called Stranger
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69277603
>Dragon Slayer Ornstein
>>69277676
I'm starting to think it's why Ned spent so much time near the wierwood, waiting to hear from future bran again
This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I'm Jorah Mormont
Like a bawss
>>69277702
I agree. Didn't deserve to die. Jon is literally Merkel.
>>69277758
>>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"
top keks well written.
>>69277777
what the fuck ?
>>69277711
I don't know, Jon is pretty fucking op. He just died and that only stopped him for like 2 episodes
JE-SUS
JON-SNOW
WHY IS GRUM SO AUTISTIC
uno farto @ 3:17
Favourite quip from this episode?
GO!
>>69277614
We could have gotten this
Why didn't we get this
Do you think Ramsay will make Rickon and Osha fuck?
WHY IS THE NORTH EVIL NOW REEEEEEEEEE
And they offscreen killed the Greatjohn?! Smalljon said he wished he did it himself?! They killed fucking Shaggydog and betrayed Rickon?!
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT'S RAMSAY GONNA DO WITH RICKON?
>>69277780
who dis?
>>69277750
for her
>>69277765
>In the books the High Sparrow is 100% did nothing wrong along with the rest of his organization, all readers root for them
"No."
>>69277777
inb4 20 good replies
>>69277777
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
>>69277837
smash dat boipussi
>>69277791
Jorah plz
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
>>69277744
Remember what he whispered right after that when it was cutting to black though?
"wow, I was almost a feast for crows"
I have a question. In the tower of joy scene eddard can hear bran call out to him and he still doesn't know what he is doing. Does that mean when he gets good he'll beable to alter the past some how by interfering????? I hope not
>>69277741
No idea what you're talking about
Dany's gonna manage to summon Drogon, get all the Widows to think of her as the stallion that will Mount the World, and convince the Khals that the next places they should attack and take idols and enslave people from is Yunkai and Astapor, and eventually Volantis.
lol later losers i'm out. Enjoy fixing the trainwreck Edd
>>69277583
>And now it is time for my wycked solo in the Song of Ice and Fire
wdhmbt?
>>69277551
Yeah, there's gonna be a trial by combat at Kings Landing, Cersei and Jamie are gonna choose Robert Strong(dude looks like shit) and the faith or sparrows or whoever will find the Hound somehow and use him.
Then both will get BTFO when Azor turns into a dragon after flaying Ramsey's dick skin and blow up king's landing with Fire Blast a la Charizard
>>69277707
>>69277511
>Olly making that smug prick lil face
Fucking die you shit
>>69277777
oh my
>>69277665
>Brans meddling of the past is the reason all of his is happening
Bran is John's father
It was a fucking good episode.
Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
I thought Rickon and Dickon were supposed to become the gay emperors of Essos...
thanks for raising the dead can you leave the room now
i know you've been so demure and meek prior to this, thats a good gal
>my watch has ended
a decent episode.
>>69277866
Ned was looking at God
>>69277866
It means exactly that.
The final scene will be Bran warping time.. or rather... warging time... and changing the past thus rendering the whole show non-existent.
>>69277494
Ned was trying to cut his butt
not so honorable, Neddy
>>69277860
Khaleesi?
>>69277866
I think he heard a gust of wind. Only reasonable explanantion
WHAT'S
YOUR
FAV
QUIP
THIS
EPISODE
YOU
NIGGERS
>>69277735
Check the previous thread homie
>>69277862
>where did I get all these wounds from? It looks like I was hit by a Storm of Swords
Bravo
>>69277711
Yea but his death is going to be so satisfying
>>69277922
the hero /got/ needs
>>69277896
B + L = J
>>69277932
UNO FARTO
>>69277871
Dark Souls copied a lot from it. It's a manga.
>>69277899
Sup redditshowfag.
>>69277791
I noticed
>>69277777
CONFIRMED
8/10 still not as good as HH
>>69277932
(farts)
There hasn't been an episode without dick jokes this season. What does next episode have in store for us
>>69277932
BABY DICK
"The lady brought your bike"
>>69277932
try spinning
WHEN WILL THEY FUCK??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69277969
what's wrong with his eyes
I'm just glad we get to see Olenna again. She's my fav character from books and her actress does the role justice.
memes aside, is Ramsay gonna flay rickon? What else will he do with him?
When will we see a real display of swordsmanship /tv/? I just wanna watch actual fighters with real skill instead of this bullshit power ranger garbage.
I FUCKING CALLED IT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!
FUCK THIS GAY ASS SHIT! FUCK FUCK! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MUH WILD-FU I SWEAR TO CHRIST!
>>69277973
sure buddy
>>69277994
Olly comes back as a white walker but is fucked to death by the giant
>>69277994
It wasn't a joke it was an observation. Why do people get these confused?
>>69277756
The Cerwyns would be even less likely to betray the Starks desu
>>69277994
randyll tarly to sam "how did you fit that fat pink mast of yours into this tiny wildling bitch?"
>>69277932
Easily the Smalljon
>Your father was a cunt. That's why you killed him.
>Tell me about the Hound.
How about some subtlety, jesus christ.
It's going to be great whenSmalljon gets BTFO by Tormund.
>>69278029
According to leaks he holds him hostage, and then when he's going to fight Jon Snow's army he lets Rickon go and shoots him before he reaches Jon.
>>69278012
all i see is pre-armfat
she disgusts me now
hopefully melisandre strikes her down
>>69277405
Tower of Joy was one of the low points of this episode along with the turd scene with Tyrion and Missandei and Grey Worm.
We all agree right?
>>69277777
are you bran from the future?
>>69277994
BAD POOSEY DABID
BAD POOSEY
god damn, they better open with the rest of toj in the next episode. also, dont like all the filler happenning. tyrion talking about games and shit was unnecessary.
>>69277777
I dedicate this post to Branfu
>>69277899
You can't be serious it was a 5/10
>>69277777
HOLY FUCK
>>69278034
I hope that ugly cunt is murdered and raped. In that order.
>>69277777
t. Bran
>>69278012
But Jorah is a cuckold
>>69277827
>>69277837
https://youtu.be/6jpT9FzEiOI?t=4m14s
so either rickon is getting flayed by Ramsay at the bastard bowl or he gets bowed down anyway
>>69277783
That's just a nickname, senpai. He couldn't even beat some zombie 2v1.
>>69278098
Not him. But I enjoyed it. Solid 8/10
Anyone else catched the similarity between Jon's fight with Karl the Fooking Legend and Ned's stark with Dayne?
Kinda feel like R+L=J is NOT happening.
>>69278031
I think when they make a prequel series and we get to see a lot of prime Robert, Eddard, Rhaegar and Jamie. Then we'll see some real swordsmanship
>Bran wants to find out what happened in the Tower
>Bloodraven won't let him
Anyone get the feeling that the Walkers can tap into Bran's visions of the past and that Bloodraven fears that if Bran sees what happened inthe Tower and how Jon's was born from Ice (Lyanna) and Rhaegar (Fire) that the Walkers will learn it too and will immediately launch their attack and go to war to stop Jon before he realizes his destiny?
>>69277932
>LEARN WHAT
>EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING LOL
>>69277777
You could've at least posted a Varys pic with that anon
>please, just go to the gym, even just 1 day
>no, its not in my contract
>>69278063
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
WHY DOES HE DIG THE GRAVES
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DOG
>>69278077
Can someone explain the dabid meme to me? Please spoon feed me.
>>69278042
> Obvious levity
> G-guys it wasn't a joooke!
>>69278117
>Opening title movie literally shows Gwyn and his knights slaying dragons
>that's just a title lol
make like a tree and kill yourself
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS??
>>69277405
He doesn't use spoilers and should be banned edition
>>>reported
>>69277827
All they need are 20 good minutes.
>>69277571
literally fan fiction based on item descriptions
>>69277899
It was awful. Massive amounts of filler. Tower of Joy was the second worst choreography. Only the Wall scenes were good, and I fucking hate Jon. 4/10 at best.
>>69278107
Daario is clearly a bad guy. He's going to try attack Jorah next episode and leave him for dead, and he will go and try and kill Khaleesi. Right before he tries to kill her, Jorah will pop out of no where and kill him and finally win his Khaleesi over
screencap this
So what are the chances of Rickon surviving next episode?
>>69278148
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
>>69278136
the others are supposed to be demonic ice elves not trolls reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69277777
>quoted himself
what a fucking boss
>>69278148
wow.... so this.... is....... retarded.............
>>69278107
He is also Azor Ahai
>>69278173
Apparently if he dies it's when it's Bastardbowl time.
Osha is done for though.
>>69277899
hello my reddit friend
>>69278156
Yeah but Seath did something or other to weaken the ancient dragons because they bullied him for being scaleless or something. Maybe it was linking the fire which weakened them.
They keep the lore vague enough.
>>69277952
unless he just gets stabbed in the stomach like Roose. Be more creative HBO
>>69277860
CALORIEESI
>>69278169
why would he do that? i know it's possible since D&D is fucking everything up but still...why?
>>69277994
Why do Wildlings say Peckers?
>>69278098
You have to view each entity as their own at this point, and this episode both opened and built open a SHIT TON of opportunity for good television.
I'm an HBO veteran, I can see applicable plot lines when they're offered, and with this episode D&D have opened themselves to a lot of identity.
>>69278165
Fuck off, filler. So many things happened. I am not a D&D supporter, and I hope they can capitalize.
>>69278136
But why would Walkers tap Bran? They don't even know him
>>69277516
And then you went back to /v/
Why was this episode called Oathbreaker again?
Everyone on other sites were so sure it would feature Brienne lol
>>69278136
No, but I do now
So let me get this straight
>Cersei and Qyburn talk about how Gregor is going to ass smash whomever the fighter is.
Ok so we know the mountains going to fight
>Arya talks about how the long hair dog himself was left to die but she took him off her list cause memes
Alright why is the show still mentioning the dog he is dead
>The old man starts touching lil Tommen and talking about how his mother has one last test
So he will also have a champion
It also makes sense that the dog (if he is alive) became a monk or whatever and is now in the pocket of whomever saved his life under that rock
So basically... CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
but like who is going to win the 1v1?
or what turn of events will happen whilst they are fighting?
STANNIS WAS NOT THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED
AHAHAHAHA
STANNISFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69278144
Please explain to me why the fuck a queen, who is mostly sedentary and probably has access to a lot of food, would be a anything other than a landwhale
>yfw Bran starts messing with time
>yfw Bran is the one making all the characters have dreams and shit
Seriously, whenever I am reading the books and the narrator goes on to tell what's the POV character dreaming I baka. Boring as fuck desu
>>69278016
low res eye. he can only see squares
>>69278205
He gave the lords the power of lightening, I assume. They still did most of the slaying.
Dark Souls Universe > ASOIAF universe ANY day of the week
>>69278148
fuck off david
>>69278217
Look at the promo for next episode, it's Daario attacking Jorah
Of course Jorah has more plot armor than any character in the show because he is DnD's favorite.
>>69278122
Seriously how is that an 8/10
Good scenes
>The wall
>Qyburn and the little birds
Ok scenes
>Varys and Sons of harpy whore
Shit scenes
>Tyrions speech
>Dany
>Braavos
>Cock joke for third ep in a row
>Small council meeting and the fart joke
So is Ramsay the main antagonist of the show or something? Why is he so abominably evil in a show full of "grey" characters. And why does he win win win no matter what?
>>69278074
Now the, Jee bill Two Swords bullshit was a bit over the top, but it was a good scene nonetheless. I only wished that they'd look like they were aiming for the body and not for each others swords. I wish Dayne had carried a parrying dagger instead of a second sword.
>that's Howland Reed
>Meera's father
This episode was so bad :)
>>69277405
Reminder everyone Ramsay wil kill Ghost before he dies
>>69277994
It was sweet, but obviously overwritten. D&D are hacks.
>>69278252
she's been marching on foot, surviving on scraps for who knows how long
>>69278148
same
>>69278186
More like ice jews
>>69277777
HYPE
>>69278252
good genetics?
discipline ?
>>69278148
get the FUCK OUT NOW god damn I fucking hate you kids shitting up our threads
>>69278244
>but like who is going to win the 1v1?
It should be a 7v7
>>69278279
>That's Arthur Dayne
"Ah, the strongest swordsman!"
>That's 2 swords
"Ah, he's the best at fighting!"
>>69278236
maybe because jon breaks his oaths? or him dying broke the oaths so he feels free to walk away from the nights watch. the smalljon is another oathbreaker in the show as well.
>>69278244
If Hound vs Mountain, both die.
But Mountain dies before Hound dies from his wounds. Lannisters won't have any of this shit and decide to go full out assault on the Faith.
jaime sucks ass LMAO pussy whipped bitch and a fucking cuck to his pious cousin
>only summer,ghost and nymeria are left
>jon watch has ended so now we get to find out if he was legitimized as a stark
>arya is becoming a ninja
>bran is becoming a jedi
next sunday can't come fast enough
>>69277496
maybe if Dawn was a longsword
>>69278113
>mfw 6:55 onwards
After the whole sansa 'rape' scene I doubt they would have the balls.
>>69277994
A vaginal joke just to keep you guessing
>>69278201
Stop calling everything "-owl" there's so many "owls" already. The only real "owl" starts with cleganeb which is fucking confirmed and get hype.
>>69278267
seriously how do they fuck up a small council scene?
i thought it was going to start getting good, but then kevan and the others just up and left.
why the fuck does kevan not want jaime on the council anyway?
>>69278272
The show's producers just really like him. He's just as evil in the books but in the books he isn't a meme character nor is he ultra competent.
>>69278113
> Zero makes Chico rape Paz(which is rape as well)
> WAAAA! THE RAPED AND PUT A BOMB IN A WOMAN! LETS IGNORE THE 11 BOY THAT WAS RAPED!
>>69277676
I don't understand. I fucking hate time travel. He couldn't have gone back in time until all those events already happened
>>69278226
Maybe they're connected to the Weirwood shit.
Maybe it's like they can't get visions themselves, but they can tap into people having visions, and if Bran's tapped into it, they see what he sees and what Bloodraven shows him
OK, dust beginning to settle.
Good:
>Tower of Joy. Fuck the haters, it was fine. If you can't hack dual-wielding then whatever. It was done pretty well
>The Wall. I'll admit it's kind of weird everyone else was OK with Olly getting hanged, Davos especially, but ignoring that it was good. No idea where the fuck Snow is off to, though.
>Winterfell. Yer father was a cunt. Fucking loving the Smalljon here.
>Arya. I'm probably a minority in that I've enjoyed her arc throughout both the books and the show.
Bad:
>King's Landing. Small Council showdown a non-event.
>Tyrion. They really are making his dialogue feel forced and like they feel obliged to give him little quips and shit. Did enjoy the Varys scene, though, Conleth still based af.
>Vaes Dothrak. I'm not looking forward to Dany convincing the other khaleesis to rise up and smash the patriarchy which, fact, is where this is going
Meh:
>sam and gilly. I like them and the scene wasn't bad, but eh.
>>69278319
Wait I just realized Jaime at the point in the show doesn't know about Lancel and Cersei, right?
>>69278331
because for some reason jaime regressed to his book 1 character
>>69278262
my friend, the guy that Jorah is fighting is a dothraki
why does dabid think its perfectly fine to just kill off a direwolf like they're nothing special
shot of bran and BR at the tower?
>>69278331
Because he's bitch whipped by Cersei
>>69278223
>no filler
Is that why there was a long scene of Varys talking for no reason, a long scene of Tyrion talking for no reason, a fart joke, ANOTHER pointless Arya gets beaten up scene, Gilly and Sam, Tommen and the Sparrow talking about fucking nothing, etc etc
Half the fucking episode was pointless. I'm not begging for "le more action" because that's pleb and they can't do it anyway. It was just full to the fucking brim with filler.
>>69278320
He can't be legitimized as a Stark, unless Tommen does it.
>>69278377
memes
http://youtu.be/yDCGoVqKSjc
Based cuck
>>69278272
He doesn't win like this shit in the books. He's just kind of an uncontrollable disorganized sadistic psychopath. Everything is falling apart for the Boltons while they're still waiting for Stannis to show up at Winterfell.
>>69277982
>hyped
sup, reddit
>>69278244
Okay I still don't understand after all these years any possibility where the hound doesn't get his ass handed to him. Robert string is literally superhuman, hound is just some memedigger
>>69277777
TWENTY
>>69278377
honestly that enraged me
>>69278136
That'd be a shitty story mechanic imo
Dohohoho Ned actually picked up fake Dawn and killed Dayne with it.
>>69277711
Salsa
>>69277734
If you were actually /lit/ you wouldn't give a fuck about this show or the books its based on
Who here honestly didn't expect the Umber shits betraying the North?
First the Karstark faggots, then the Umbers. Pretty disgusting.
>>69278371
>imypling it's not daario dressed as a dothraki because they are sneaking into the dothraki camp
retard
>>69278364
Hey Redditshowfag! I saw your post there just now, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
>>69278267
>Braavos
Arya is no longer blind. Her story seems to actually be advancing. Interested to see where it goes.
>Dany
Her scene didn't take too much time out of the episode, and it wasn't that terrible. Are you just saying Dany for the sake of memeing?
>Cock joke
Dumb joke, but I'm personally not autistic enough for that to bother me.
>Tyrions speech and Small council meeting
Ok. I agree about these two
>>69278277
They were aiming for the swords because whoever was directing thought we the audience we needed to see everyone when we know most of them are redshirts; the camera should have been closer and the fight should not have been extended at all; I mean in a 6v2 situation you are going to try to drop niggas as quick as you can and not do some shitty blade dance and twirl around.
>>69277523
Oh they better not Homestuck this shit. We are too invested in this horrible doomed timeline now!
Is there a lightsaber edit of the tower of.not scene yet?
>>69278364
>Tower of Joy
>good
The fight choreography, even setting the dual wielding aside, was some of the worst I've ever seen. They were literally aiming for each other's swords, what a joke.
>>69278370
>Bran as Professor Zoom
fucking poetry.
>>69278244
>Hound vs Mountain in progress, basically a stalemate
>suddenly a roar from the skies
>everyone looks up
>drogon roasts both cleganes
reply to this post using the word pottery
>>69278380
gotchu senpai
>>69278370
What's gonna happen to the other body?
>>69278415
he also kept it afterwards when he walked into the tower
lightrbinger=dawn
They killed shaggydog :( Rickon is surely next.
Sansa will be the last of the Starks to die, for her Direwolf was the first.
okay so someone should take this webm and add his getting stabbed in the back to the end so it's really like a dark souls invasion
>this is season is the entirety of winds of winter
seems uneventful and BORING
>>69277558
In fairness, he turned around to kill the kid. Also, why would Olly break first? He's literally got nothing better to do ever, he can do that shit for hours.
>>69278364
>I'll admit it's kind of weird everyone else was OK with Olly getting hanged,
Why? He was a traitor like the rest of em. I know he's a kid but he was living in a man's world and he had to face the consequences
>>69277656
Its tommen. He's the last one of the prophesied cersei kids death
>>69278423
It's all a ruse, mate.
>>69278387
Listen I will give you the fart joke. But seriously cunt? Do I have seriously explain what that Varys scene meant, what that Tyrion scene meant?
The fart joke was an embarassment of an order of "What the fuck are you idiots doing?" But if you call any of the Vayrs backstory filler well...I question everything you are.
>>69278406
I still don't understand how the hound is still alive, but whatever. It's bound to happen in order for the final nail in the prophecy's coffin to take place. Then Jamie kills Cersei, in what I imagine is a fit of rage.
THE HOUND CONFIRMED NOT DEAD
>dont you two have conversations
d+d literally have a dickless man sleeping with the translator because fan response
>>69277494
NED JUST MISSING ALL SIWNGS
>>69278462
this post is dumber than a pottery scholarship
reply to this post with the word decks
>>69278413
They have to get the Walkers to make a push for the Wall somehow.
Might as well let it be cause they know Jon (the dude they already saw kill one of their own with a Valyrian steel sword) has even more in store for them cause prophecy and shit.
Can someone explain to me why Ramsay gets to be OP
>Kills stannis and his army
>rapes sansa
>Makes Theon a bitch
>Kills Roose like hes a bitch
>Caused the death of Shaggydog
>Kills Wun Wun
>Kills Ghost
>Kills several others
Jesus fuck. Even Fookin Legend wasn't that OP
And come on. How the fuck does he kill a direwolf in combat and a fucking giant
Hes not even good anymore. At least seasons ago he was a sort of bastardly asshole with no fear but now hes fucking beast killer plot armor
Fuck anyone who thinks Ramsay is agood charachter
>Also waiting for Nights King to purge the human scum
>>69278415
Reed is clutching his chest and bleeding ... does this confirm that he retreats to Greywater Watch to nurse his wounds for the rest of the series?
>>69278483
The show is so completely off book I wonder how you could be so retarded to think that. Arya's story hasn't even reached the end of ADWD yet
>>69278480
Reminder.
Only Redditors like this.
Only showfags like this.
Was this the most poorly choreographed fight scene in the history of anything? Even the sneks weren't as bad as this shit.
>>69278480
Kill yourself /v/tard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07TQ7vc1fE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07TQ7vc1fE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07TQ7vc1fE
for all purposes
>>69278480
is that the governor from Black Sails?
>>69277676
Now that would be a good use of time travel.
>>69278277
it still wouldn't be alright with a parrying dagger because Dawn is supposed to be a greatsword
I don't see what they found so wrong with showing a greatsword in this, but whatever
>>69278412
Shaggydog is supposed to be a monster, bigger than all the other wolves in his litter. That hardly looked like the head of a monster.
Its all part of the Northern Master Plan
would you leave the fucking room already, god
>>69278415
Wait, what the fuck.
That guy was fucking penetrated by a sword and still had strenght to kill AD and stand straight after doing so?
>>69278387
Varys' scene wasn't filler. How can you possibly claim anything is filler when you don't know what the fuck is happening next because it's based on a book that isn't written...
Pipe down
>>69278364
Embarassing opinion desu
>>69278125
How did you reach that conclusion.
Does anyone have that video with the Hound's actor turning on HBO, dancing in his underwear, drinking whiskey and ELO Showdown plays in the background?
>>69278531
>rapes sansa
Love this meme. She was wet and willing.
just for completion's sake
>4 against 1
It's treason then
>>69278500
What did the Varys scene actually add to the narrative though? We knew that he used little birds for spying and it was painfully obvious from subtext that the Masters were funding the Harpy. I liked the scene, but it was 100% pointless.
>>69278543
Nah man bad poosy was horrible
>>69277523
WHAT IF BRAN IS BRAN THE BUILDER!
Am I the only one who was disappointed and pissed that we didn't get to see Daenerys naked?
>>69278377
Well honestly we don't know where the fuck Shaggydog is and given what we've seen we can assume whatever role Rickon plays in the books is going to be different from the show, so at least they've wrapped up Shaggydog's story.
>>69278387
>Varys talking for no reason
Varys interrogating an enemy agent, discovering the funding source for the Sons
>a long scene of Tyrion talking for no reason,
Conceded.
>a fart joke
Dude that takes like 3.5 seconds
ANOTHER pointless Arya gets beaten up scene
Yeah they should have just done a fucking '80s montage in one ep.
>Gilly and Sam
They're establishing that Sam is taking Gilly to Horn Hill
>Tommen and the Sparrow talking about fucking nothing
They're showing Big Bird acquiring influence over Tommen
Saying this kind of thing is never productive but god damn you seem dumb.
>>69278542
bookfag here. i thought it wasokay
>>69278568
He wasn't penetrated, he was slashed
why everytime i post, the txt part only goes part way across the screen, but for o ther people go all the way across.
how far will this post extend across?
>>69278543
No. I've seen far worse.
Also, the snakes were far worse from this. That particular scene from Season 5 was atrocious.
>>69278531
if he really kills ghost by himself imending my subscription to HBO
>>69278543
I'm serious here, folks. Who the fuck directed this trash, George Lucas?
>>69278531
>Kills Ghost
The original leak that mentions him killing Wun Wun and stuff mentions nothing about that.
>>69278531
>1 man killing a direwolf
j u s t
>>69277932
Smalljon
>>69278605
Kill yourself.
>>69278434
>its a Jorah continues his pathetic, self-destructive downward spiral of obsession with Kelly C episode
>>69278581
yep that's the governor from Black Sails
is there really a pastebin with spoilers for the next 2 eps? if so, can i get a link?
>>69278587
Because it proved that the Lannisters truly are the kings and queens of Westeros. Without them, there is pure chaos.
Also, added backstory to that mad motherfucker who was [unjustifiably] ignored in the books.
The fact that the average viewer hated Olly and wanted him dead says everything about the audience.
>>69278569
the entire series is filler now mate
Why did he have to carry two swords, Why can't he have carried a parrying dagger or some shit in his other hand? And why did Ned take all the credit for killing Dayne?
>>69278483
Show's gone to shit, man. Literally just following the trajectories of fan theories.
>>69278469
how does he still fit into this outfit
>>69278136
jon's birth has something to do with magic
jon is the Anakin Skywalker of game of thrones
lyanna confirmed for a virgin birth
>>69278630
What did he say?
"ur ghey lol"?
>>69278603
Here let me disappoint you more.
She will NEVER be naked again. (well, if you consider her body double being naked..)
>>69278602
He is his own ancestor
I looked for you on the trident
>We weren't there. We would've killed Robert if we were.
I thought you might have gone with your princess to Dragonstone
>She wanted us here.
Why?
>Now it begins
No, now it ends
Epic. Simply epic. Where do they come up with lines like these? I felt a shiver when they referenced the Trident like that. It was magical.
GRRM is a hack and couldn't write dialog like this if he went on a diet for two years straight.
>>69278581
>6 vs 2
>HONORABLE NED STARK
>Dumb and Dumber has turned Tyrion into le token comic relief midget
>>69278605
die
>"look bitch i know you just rezzed my main man jon snow who i like for no reason but can you FUCK OFF, we've gotta talk about shit that isn't actually important but you need to FUCK OFF"
Can they please stop bullying Melly?
So where is Jamie's character going? D+D have completely ruined it.
>>69278569
This season is filler until the big guy writes a new book
>>69278434
that daario and jorah fighting in those scenes? guess the "jorah gets killed by daario who is really the harpy" leak was right
>>69278272
he is like the joker
>>69277584
You're a fucking retard he did it to protect Jon's identity, if anything he's honoring Arthur Dayne and Lyanna by keeping Jon just known as a bastard and not the grandson of the Mad King.
I'm assuming you know about R + L = J and are just acting like a total cunt. This shithole is just built on flaming people so w/e.
>>69278654
I can agree with this. Average audience are morons who base decisions off of emotion. Olly's decisions are very easy to understand and empathize with.
RIP, cunt.
>>69278480
>Was expecting some shit, hobbit-tier combat choreographing
>Expecting NPH to somehow fuck it up and ruin Ned's character
>Decent fighting, NPH actually tried to hone in on Sean's mannerisms and approach
Surprised/10
>>69278647
bump
>>69278487
>Why? He was a traitor like the rest of em. I know he's a kid
Well that's just it, he was a kid. The others were grown men who convinced him to go along with it. His family had been murdered in front of him. It just seems mad harsh. I respect the balls of doing it though, same as with Shireen.
>>69278557
I want to believe it. But I doubt it's true. Especially now that Rickon has been handed over to the MemeMachine
>>69278577
Ramsay was her husband and he had every right to do what he wanted to do on her.
>>69278662
>parrying dagger
WHY DIDNT HE CARRY A GREATSWORD CALLED DAWN
>>69278654
This. Olly is just a kid and can be easily manipulated. Not that his cause wasn't worth fighting for.
new
>>69278715
new
>>69278715
new
>>69278715
CIA returns next episode!
>>69277827
>Implying Shaggy never held Osha down while Rickon ravaged her
>Implying Rickon wasn't warging into Shaggy and raping her with his wolf body
>>69278559
So what's Melly going to do?
Is she going to follow Jon around resurrecting him if he dies again like Thoros and Beric?
I heard she didn't have a lot of filming time this season.
>>69278677
I know (you)'re fishing (you)r (you)'s (you) little shit, (you).
>>69278654
he killed best girl, he shouldve been given to ramsay, flayed, and then fed to fat walda
>>69278683
>let's have him try to have a conversation with them, it will be hilarious believe me
>>69278677
It's literally worse than that copypasta about how badly D&D would butcher that scene.
"Rhaegar. You know, the guy who captured Lyanna? That Robert liked? And he killed in the Trident? The Trident, the part of the Seven Kingdoms?"
>>69277777
May we all bathe in the light of the sevens
and how the fuck did you quote yourself in your original
>>69277973
Put your grasses on, Nothing will be wong
>>69278396
I think I'm done watching this garbage.
>>69278693
Call me crazy if you want to, but I ACTUALLY BELIEVE that this season's finale will involve the Sand Snakes busting into the castle, killing Jaime, Cersei, and Tommen, and declaring Ellaria the queen of Westeros.
No, really, think about it. Who else is there to inherit after Tommen?
>>69278400
I think you mean...
I like that they had this little broach for Howland. It was neat.
>>69278786jon snu
>>69278742
^ what he said lmao
we hittin up burlington tonight breh?
Is ramsay really the villian.?
Before it was the Lannisters
>Jaime an arrogant but elite fighter. One of the best. But brought down and mauled. But a prick.
>Cersie a mother who hates everyone. Loves her children. Even if some are shitty. Sees her kids die before her. Is punished
>Tywin. A tactical expert. One of the best. Does whats good for the family. Died
>Roose. A once stark loyal man payed off. A sick man but mature and only doing what hes payed for and what he seems right
Now its
>Ramsay: Edgy plot armor cunt. No motivation other than being a snowflake. Somehow overpowers everything and somehow still living. When in reality hed be dead long ago
How did we go from shitheads with reasoning and charisma to edgy hot topic lovers ?
>>69278662
One is for humans and the other is for monsters
>>69278753
The gods favoured me
>>69277890
Improved it for you
>>69278690
Who cares she's like a thousand fuckin years old.
>>69278683
>>69278746
>what shall we le talk about
>let's le drink
>oh we can't le drink because you don't like le drink
>omg le no cock man is here
>>69278803
forgot pic
>>69278654
the main reason i wanted olly dead is because he was an OC character that was given way too much importance in the plot for no reason
>>69278531
>>69278624
>>69278620
Yeah, I don't know. So far there have been two different stories about how Ramsay's going to go:
either
A) Beaten to death by Jon in the courtyard of Winterfell
or
B) Gets his throat torn out by ghost while trying to run away from bastardbowl.
new thread
>>69278715
>>69278072
Armfat is the hottest part of a woman.
>>69278272
Yeah because there weren't any super evil characters before him or anything. *cough cough* Joffery.
>>69278043
JUST FUCK THIS SHOW UP SENPAI
>>69278697
Daario isn't the harpy and neither of them will die
You know what, if you shitlords watch the rest of this season and they don't blueball us all at the Tower of Joy scene again (Ned Stark scene), then you'll see how Ned was the most honorable dude in the books + show.
He lied about everything about Jon Snow's identity because Jon is a Targaryen. This is just a fan theory from info in the books but this scene confirms that Jon Snow is in that Tower and he's not really a bastard but the son of Ned's sister and Rhaegar Targaryen, the Mad King's son.
so when ned went into the tower, he found his sister had died giving birth to jon right?
right?
>>69277797
> Jon is literally Merkel.
kek
>>69279151
Yes.
>>69279151
But remember she said "Promise me this Ned". The rest we don't know.
>>69277777
SEVEN BLESSINGS FRIEND
>>69277777
shieeet
>>69278367
And they've completely forgot about the job gone missing. In fact, tyrion and Jamie are still in great terms.
>>69277523
This is what I hate.
It's in the books as well. The whole bran yelling at ned thing was meant to be at the godswood/face tree, but he still 'talked to the past'.
Also three eyed raven is meant to only be 200 years old, not 1000.
Does anyone wanna stream this shit for us who haven't seen the new ep yet? Just woke up.
>>69277659
not necessarily in this situation - if you have a shield and can overwhelm the fighter's arms you just win the fight outright
fechtbook is all duels, where yeah it makes sense, but if your bros can deflect the swords enough that you can slip in with a dagger then that's an ez win
also not sure if his legs were also in plate
>>69277676
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>69277614
This is the ending we needed
>>69278331
Cuz Kev dawg's being undermined as Hand of the King by Cersei and now it's his chance to run the show like Tywin did. So he's gonna stick it to her whenever he gets a chance
>>69277598
Can somebody post the pasta about Varys letting the ocean kill the kid?
>>69277676
That's a cool theory actually. Regardless, IF HE HAD LISTENED AND STOPPED CLIMBING NOTHING BAD WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
>>69278654
>feel bad for Olly
>see him betraying Jon a mile away
>never really mad
>last scene with him
>he has that fucking stupid look on his face
I couldn't wait for him to die
