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>>69311369
First for 4/10 episodes all season.
>>69313202
So the rest of the season is going to be better? Are you leakbro?
Was this necessary?
Tell me about this house. Why do they have the coolest sigil?
>Episode is called Oathbreaker
>Only SmallJon breaks his oath
So what happened to episodes actually having a bit of a theme?
>>69313202
>This is the best season yet
t.D&D
>>69313249
Why is Pycelle still alive?
>>69313202
I come from Reddit and I disagree, it was hella f*cking epic every episode so far.
So is this actually Shaggydog or some other wolf?
maisie is the definition of 'attainable'
she's got a proper qt personality though, probably really gives a good effort in bed
>>69313249
when is that faggot gonna die?
they should have executed him right after Ned was gone
>The most solid episode of season six so far, "Oathbreaker" boasts no shocking reveals or breathless cliffhangers, just strong forward-moving storytelling.
>>69313272
>House Man-woody
Sounds p. gay
>>69313273
>we usually have an episode where things didn't get how we wanted, but this season no, all solid episodes
>>69313284
That looks like a boar to me.
>>69313171
>MY GF'S SON
Roughly where is bloodravens cave located?
>>69313273
Technically, not even smoljon broke his oath since he never pledged loyalty to Ramsay/
Nth for unpleasable autistic fanbase who get more pleasure from complaining about the show than they ever will from reading the books.
Is this the best character in the series?
>>69313272
literally shitty biker jacket back pattern sigil, kys pleb
>>69313284
As much as I'd like it to be otherwise and the Umbers are in on some great ruse, it probably is Shaggydog.
>>69313202
every episode has gotten bettwer.
first was like a 5/10
2nd was 7.5/10
3rd was 9/10
>>69313284
I want it to be other wolf. It would make more sense to be other wolf, considering Umbers motivation, characters, behaviour during the scene.
But it's d&d after all.
>>69313327
>frostfags
kek
>>69313283
>every episode so far
trolling aside, I doubt even reddit could think Episode 1 was good.
I didn't like any episode so far, but I could get someone liking #2 and #3...
Not 1. Never. If someone says he liked episode 1 he is literally mentally challenged.
>>69313330
Oath to the Starks senpai.
>>69313311
>Every episode feels like a finale
Regards D&D
>>69313292
What position do you think she prefers?
The TOJ fight was epic. Only autists are complaining about stupid things.
Why is Danerys so incredibly lucky?
Everything is literally given to her, and she barely faces any real repercussions.
>>69313346
first was 0/10
2nd was 2/10
3rd was 1/10
>>69313284
Looks too small to be a Direwolf, but knowing D&D they probable just didn't give a fuck
So how is the Hound alive?
>>69313272
CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
>>69313339
Up there
>Davos
>Aemon
>Hound
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Oberyn
>>69313428
maester behind rock
>>69313274
Why is the actor still alive?
>>69313420
She's Ramsays lost sister
>>69313171
>The King doesn't do anything despite that fact his sister was just openly murdered by four bastards from Dorne who have now somehow usurped power after killing members of the ruling family and are likely soon to be in open rebellion
>the king doesn't do anything despite the fact that his mother created and empowered a religious extremist order who imprisioned her, tortured her and made her walk naked through the city streets
>the king doesn't do anything despite his queen being emprisioned by said religious fanatics and will probably end like her mother or worse
>the king doesn't do anything even though the warden of the north has been asassinated and his mad dog son is now holding the north
the king is weak. WEAK
>>69313272
because you're 12.
>my watch has ended, for now I must play the Game of Thrones, an HBO™ original series based off of
>>69313393
>Not 1. Never.
Honestly m8 it was disappointing but my working theory is that they're getting ready to basically wrap up Dorne and then just never mention or show it again. I'm fine with that, since my basic preference is for the minimum possible amount of screentime given over to the sneks. Read in that light, that ep is a necessary evil.
>>69313416
Missionary. Watch that movie where she fucks her brother
>>69313466
you do know Tommen will fucking die right?
Name one good reason why you haven't accepted the Lord of Light in your life yet.
You can't.
Threadly reminder that Littlefinger performed better in a fight sequence from a shitty 2000ish movie than Arthur Dayne in a fight sequence from greatest TV series as of now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDt9FrVOPZk
So Jon is Raegar's rape bastard?
>>69313339
maybe, maybe not. We'd need a sandor PoV to know for sure... I mean sure his actions and few words tell us a bit about him, but we'd need more for a title like best character of the series.
There's a lot of complex authentic characters in there.
I can't tell if this season has been totally awful or if the writers are bending over backwards to rectify GRRM's shit writing.
>>69313284
It's Shaggydog
Winterfell will be owned by Sansa and her husband Petyr Baelish by the end of the season, Rickon will get the Reek or Mance treatment and die at the bastardbowl
Screencap this
>no Oswell Whent
>duel-wielding
>Dawn is either not present or identical to generic longsword
>Olenna Tyrell not understanding the concept of a queen dowager versus queen consort
>Pycelle farting
anything else?
>>69313482
I like his new hair style.
>>69313495
Before anyone gets hyped from this anon's post, there's no nudity.
>>69313393
There were plebbitors here and on leddit defending the first episode
Darkstar will surely save Dorne? R-r-right?
>>69313425
oh, you
>>69313466
LOW ENERGY
I AM THE ONLY ONE STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN
>>69313418
Internet Hi Five brah, it was the shit!!!
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv_snapshot_49.37_[2016.05.10_01.22.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3uwPII.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv snapshot 49.37 [2016.05.10 01.22.23]")
>...for I have truly become A Feast for Crows
Why D'n'D made little boy say such a horrible thing before getting hanged?
>>69313545
His name is too dumb to be on the show.
>>69313535
Fucking Umbers butchery
>>69313487
I really want to believe that anon, but 1) I doubt it, and fully expect more snek shit at least for a full season, maybe they die in episode 8 or so...
and 2) Dorne wasn't the only shitty scene in the first episode. None was even close to that shittyness, but lots were really bad.
dunno about anyone else but im seeing lots of normies on facebook saying how boring game of thrones is now
anyone else?
>>69313498
sometimes he makes me miss joffrey
After witnessing, shadow demons coming out of vaginas, and two resurrections I have no idea how no one rooting for whoever the Red Lady follows.
SHE IS REAL MAGIC
>>69313435
I assume this is book versions because show Jaime is awful.
Anyway one more for your list.
>>69313339
yes
>>69313502
>Spins
>flips
>super choreographed
>quick
/got/ would have hated this if the duel was like this.
So it's not Varys who'll kill Kevan in the show, right? I mean, why would he, Cersei is back stirring up shit again.
>preston's latest recap montage
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
How can showfags come back from this? DnD are finished.
>>69313502
Why was CIA fighting a chinaman in the 1800s?
>>69313619
Normies thought episode one was good, they have shit taste (even though this episode was mediocre)
>>69313544
sometime it's hard to know when people are trolling or not tho. I mean even on /got/ we have Daenerys internet defense force at times, people who say her character/story is good and interesting and the actress is excellent and most beautiful of the cast.
I do not doubt taht some were serious about liking it ( see my comment about mentally challenged people ) but most of it was certainly baiting.
>>69313566
>PLZ MELLY resurrect this man I don't care about, eventhough I hate blood magic and we are at war with things that resurrect the dead
>Can I take your order please
>I am Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, called Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons and I would like a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda
>>69313604
Jon said "DON'T TAKE THE WILDLING ARMY TO WINTERFELL OR IT'LL PISS THE UMBERS OFF" to Stannis for a reason in the books
>>69313625
Joffrey was entertaining for his bastard attitude at least
Tommen might as well not fucking exist
>>69313521
R + L =Dm8. Davos is literally told all about Jon Snow's parentage in ADWD. Nobody seems to have noticed.
>why does ned literally freak when bobby b proposes killing daenarys
>even barry selmy only seems a bit sad
>why does ned only ever seem to think about his promise to lyanna when daenarys is mentioned
>everyone thinks it's to do with Jon, but he always thinks of it in connection to Dany
>>69313670
it'll b e an epic headcrush by robert strong
>>69313671
His "previously on" segments are the best.
>>69313671
Ohhhh I was waiting for it.
Going to watch it, better not disappoint.
really wish they showed us thorne and olly's reaction to him being alive
>Sexy women
>Brutal death scenes
>Complex characters and plots
>Poopie jokes
>>69313694
desu when its shownlys then they are not baiting. They genuinely think its better than Rome, the Wire etc. But hey apparently normies are starting to think the show is boring now so we may start getting quality episodes again
>>69313480
>>69313341
>not liking skulls
>having a superiority complex over sigils in a /tv/ board about a fantasy series
Please, for the love of god, bestow upon me your opinion of what the best sigil is
Ok
>>69313502
>>69313669
Dayne didn't want no trouble
>>69313701
>it's really important that jon comes back to lead the fight
>even tho he's such a shit leader than his men fuckign killed him
>and anyone else can lead the nw
>pls rez him!
>rez'ed up
>"I'm out, SEE YA GUYS, good luck with these white walker thingy"
Jon Snow was a mistake.
>>69313681
Because he is the greatest swordsman who ever lived and he travels through time and space to gather info about masketta man
>>69313745
>>Complex characters and plots
where?
i hate how everybody keeps calling emilia fat
her character is literally walking miles in a wasteland with little food or water. you'd think the producers would acknowledge that she's too fat for the role for it to pass through. cmon guys
>>69313535
>no Oswell Whent
who cares
>duel-wielding
who cares
>Dawn is either not present or identical to generic longsword
who cares
>Olenna Tyrell not understanding the concept of a queen dowager versus queen consort
one of them is The Queen and the other isn't, this isn't difficult
>Pycelle farting
yeah that was shit
>>69313502
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
>>69313645
Because they dropped His best missionary.
>>69313711
Umbers pitting forward own puppet Stark against a Snow would make more sense
>>69313818
It's been like 4 days since S5 ended.
>>69313802
>Jon is rezed
>"Hey guys ima take my army of Wildlings and take back my home"
>"good luck with the White Walkers"
Why the fuck do they love the stupid dual-wielding so much?
And why do normies find it "badass"?
I really don't get why this addition was neccesary, it ruined an otherwise okay scene. Sometimes I get the feeling dnd want to piss us off intentionally.
>>69313743
me 2 m8, me 2
>People seriously expect the Umbers to be Rusing ramsay and pull an epic switcheroo
>>69313541
OK, not getting hype, but what's the movie?
>>69313818
Her arms remind me of bread baking in an oven.
Yum Yum Yum
>>69313818
>you'd think the producers would acknowledge that she's too fat for the role
That's completely sexist
>>69313829
dumb fuck
>>69313867
>almost all the starks are dead
who the fuck could they even defend?
You guys can't do anything right.
You should be posting Varys...
>>69313669
At least it would have looked cool and stupid at the same time. What we got is shitty and stupid simultaneously. I can hanlde stupid part if it looks somewhat cool, but parrying with a sword that is held with literally 2 fingers and stabs that look like worst CGI ever is beyond me.
>>69313671
>preston's latest recap montage
Literally who?
>>69313867
I would if d&d were fired
"I fought with the watch through a Storm of Swords during the Clash of Kings whilst lordlings like you were playing the Game of Thrones and now you leave me as a Feast for Crows™"
Bravo
>>69313823
nice memes lad
>>69313694
I think it's related to intellectual investment. All those reviewers who called GOT "the smartest show on television" don't want to be shown up when some dumbshit happens, so they ignore it.
>>69313867
The only reason I think its possible (and the plot fails) is because they have 6 episodes from now until the finale; theyre gonna need filler OUT THE ASS, so a ruse seems like a good waste of our time
>>69313297
Oh im sorry are you a professional movie/show reviewer? no? gtfo
>>69313273
Jon Snow broke his oath to the watch
The guy who gave his services to Ramsey broke his oath to the Starks
Sam broke his promise to Gilly
Ned dishonourably defeated two swords guy
>>69313867
We're lucky if we even get Manderly.
>>69313802
>>69313842
Fucking feudalism at large
>northeners wear shitty leather armour
>southerners wear plate armour
>no one has heard of coifs, padding or even chain mail (besides loose roose)
why?
>>69313602
>sand snakes isn't tho
PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N
>ABSOLUTE
>MADMAN
>direct shadow above where the flame is
How does that work?
>>69313829
>post yfw Thoros is confirmed returning
>Jaime in the Riverlands
Reminder that men like to talk when they're happy
>>69313910
are you blind faggot? there was chainmail in the ToJ
>>69313818
thick chicks are best chicks.
What's a game where I can play as a knight that has combat like in the Game of Thrones™ TV show?
>>69313886
How?
>>69313829
Wait what happened to those guys? What about the guy who could regenerate? Do they believe in the fire god too
>>69313923
>Professional reviewer
>literally gets money sitting on his ass commenting his experiences using fancy words
>>69313965
It's blackfyre
>>69313954
Where is Preston episode 3 video?
Did he gave himself to the stranger?
>>69314004
yes they believe in the lord of the light
>>69313982
>Varys gives me silver
>I lie to him
>He never finds me again
>>69313993
There's a game called For Honor coming out soon where you can play as a knight, viking or samurai
>>69313941
Stormlanders from season 1 wear gambesons. Look at the kings arrival scene
>>69313831
No, what makes sense is Winterfell will be Sansa's and D&D want an excuse to kill of Rickon and put Jon at a disadvantage at the bastardbowl with it being the Karstarks, Boltons, and Umbers vs Jon his mostly Wildling army that got BTFO by a much smaller force from Stannis
>>69314022
IT'S UP YOU SILLY KNEELER
>>69313965
Wow you fags will pick apart anything huh?
The reason why everyone finds the show boring now is because almost all the interesting characters are dead. Tywin, Stannis, Robb, Roose etc were great at planning and their actions had huge effects on Westeros. Now we are left with pointless characters like Arya, Brienne and Daenerys - whose actions don't affect Westeros in any way - and then we have capeshit villains like Ramsay and Season 5 Stannis who will commit all kinds of evil acts to rile the normies up. After season 3,and ESPECIALLY after season 4, the show started feeling like a poor imitation of the earlier seasons.
>>69314004
>Wait what happened to those guys?
They're chilling with Gendry
>>69313818
Look at those fucking arms.
She's still very attractive with the extra weight, but it seems like a disproportionate amount is going to the arms. They're like water wings.
>>69313599
That face still makes me laugh.
GoT extrafag here. AMA.
>>69313965
soot
>>69313993
a shitty one
>>69313993
Devil May Cry
>>69313831
>splits the North into even more factions
>divides potential Bolton and Snow allies
>at the last second it's revealed as a farce and the Umbers side with Jon and wreck Ramsay
Umber using a puppet Stark to rally the North for himself would be kewl tho
>>69313995
thoros is confirmed back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
MAD
A
N
>>69314062
what did you extra in?
>>69313818
I want to rub my dick on her fat arms.
>>69313929
Apparently we'll get Manderly, but he's not going to help Jon until he gets his new Vale army
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv_snapshot_15.20_[2016.05.10_01.32.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZexFlKH.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv snapshot 15.20 [2016.05.10 01.32.03]")
>>69313502
>uses 1 sword most of the time while balancing himself with another unless there is a special move that requires 2 blades to perform
>picrelated
>flings two swords around somehow blocking attacks from behind which he cannot see by any chance, also that stupid reverse-grip on one of swords
>>69314062
Did you fug Maisie Williams?
>>69314062
Which scenes were you in?
Were you ever on set when the cast got nekkid?
>>69313545
>I am of the night
Is this the edgiest line Gurm has ever written?
>>69313599
>>69314061
I've made a huge mistake
>>69314062
i'm not believing this
i can'the's leading the BwB right?
>>69314046
I wasn't shitposting or moaning, I'm just curious.
>>69314101
The battle wasn't bad tbqh
Dayne's actor did well having to duel wield swords
>>69314009
>comes to /tv/.
>implies Rotten Tomatoes has shit reviews
C'mon man.
>>69313982
stolen from uncle george actually
>>69314062
OP please don't play with my feelings
>>69314047
this
most of the characters that appeared at the beginning of the story kicked the bucket already and the ones to replace them simply don't have the same charm
I watch this shit only for Jon, Dany and Tyrion and only the former has interesting scenes
>>69313327
>>69313545
>>69313728
not even characters in the show you cringeworthy beta bed wetters
>>69314004
Hanging out on the isle of abandoned plotlines.
>>69314101
Literally Starkiller: GoT edition
>>69314062
Did you give Rickon a tumble?
>>69314062
Do you realize everyone who actually works on the show and set was internally and externally laughing at you because you were excited to be a nameless extra in a mediocre television series for low amounts of pay, right?
>>69314134
>"Not shitposting"
>Makes a Shitpost
Pick one
>>69314167
>GoT is literally the SW Prequels now
Wew
Why did they cast Neil Patrick Harris?
>>69314187
You do realize that's how a lot of actual actors started out, right?
can we all agree that Qyburn and the little birds was the best of this episode ?
>>69314101
>uses 1 sword most of the time while balancing himself with another unless there is a special move that requires 2 blades to perform
the second sword would offset balance, since you want more weight on the blow, not away from it. a shield would be much more usefull
also, taking into account those are two handed swords, those must be a complete killer on his wrists and forearms.
also, there are no special moves that require to blades. you can't stab to people at once, since you can only focus on one target, and stabbing the same person twice would be spending more energy on a slower attack.
shields were favoured by every army in existance for a reason
>>69314081
Wait...for real?
>>69314062
Lord Stoneheart
GET HYPE
>>69314172
>bloodraven not in the show
im lmao@your life
>>69314145
True, he has some skill with those things, but it does not diminish the fact that sequence as a whole looked stupid and unrealistic as fuck. Especially those insta-stabs, like what did they use to make them look so unrealistic, literally CGI?
>>69314096
more things last season. particularly the baratheon defense of castle black. also did some stuff as a bolton guard in aftermath of assault on moat cailin.
>>69314110
never met her
>>69314112
nah, but a friend was one of the stark men who apprehended osha and presented her in the great hall of winterfell nekkid.
>>69314119
to be fair the character is meant to be an edgelord egotist
>>69314221
this was the first episode I really enjoyed.
>>69314092
This is honestly some trash-ass youtube tier humour and if you like this you're probably 16
>>69314220
Not a single good actor.
>>69313272
It is the best sigil, I agree.
Unfortunately, the name shows GRRM's penchant for middle school tier humor.
>>69314221
I liked when Smalljon Umber refrenced the Karstarks killing young cubs
>>69314062
are you the extra from the the winterbowl who posted on leddit/
>>69313171
She's cute
Would you like to eat strawberries in bed with him?
>>69314062
Did you get to cop a feel on any of the qts in the show?
>>69314234
yep
along with blackfish, the hound and edmure.
why does arya have to kill waif
so how long until jon gets executed for his crimes against the night's watch?
>>69314220
That's how some actors with talent happen to start out, usually with speaking roles. That is 0.00000000000000001% of extras however.
>>69314236
he's quite clearly called the Three Eyed Raven, pay attention shit-for-brains
>tfw no bad pussy whole episode
Please tell me Little Finger has been confirmed for this season.
>>69314101
You do realise that you hold swords in stances that are designed to cover your body as optimally as possible? There's also feints, counters and blocks that you train yourself to remember by instinct. He doesn't have to see to know what kind of movement will cover him efficiently.
>on the show, bloodraven has been north of the wall for a thousand years
How retarded is this? Aegon only conquered Westeros a little over 3 centuries ago.
> Rewatching, fast forwarded through the Sam Gilly scene obviously
>>69314252
>not liking PRESTON
you must be new
>Father Randyll, let me introduce you to my wife's son
>>69314275
I'm not into girls so I never quite understood loli posters. But I think I'm starting to understand.
>>69314227
i misspelled two twice.
FML
>>69314302
he died so his oath was broken already.
>>69314310
Hes in the next episode preview
>>69314306
Damn son, you got straight up autism
>>69314302
Next episode.
>tfw you will never smell Osha's unwashed wilding ass
Perhaps Rickon is taking "Arya" (aka Jayne)'s place as 'person to be rescued from winterfell' for Jon and his wildling army?
>>69314227
>no special moves
What about those sick spins that CIA does at 0:34 or basic move when you lock one of your sword with opponent's and stab at that moment like at 0:32?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDt9FrVOPZk
>>69314254
>
The shitty actors are the ones who got into the business solely due to parents or their sugardaddy being involved in it
>>69314304
Yeah you're right, I wasn't referring to just random background crowds. So I guess the point was kind of moot in regards to Anons situation
>>69314358
what is wrong with you
>>69314310
Yes the leaks say he's going to wreck Dorne
obligatory
>>69314310
Next episode my fám, watch the preview
>>69314310
He's single handily responsible for the literal climax of the season
>>69313982
When watching this scene I was thinking that Varys would make a decent Judge Holden if it wasn't for his voice. He looked pretty imposing here
>>69314275
>date] [Auto]
Who took this photo?
>>69314409
wow the three stooges went dark
>>69314409
I was hoping he'd cry like a little bitch but he didn't
What will be Randyll's reaction when he finds out about his son's inbred wife and baby?
>>69314409
>It all began when I started hanging out with the wrong crew
>>69314369
oh no, that fight was shit two.
spinning in melle combat is a guarranted kill for the enemy
also, a knife in your pocket could've served the same purpose has far as the "grab your oponents arm goes".
lighter too.
>>69314399
Can you lead me to those senpai? There is only one thing that is better for me than Littlefinger BTFOing Sneks: Littlefinger BTFOing sneks in combat, 1v3, killing them off one by one.
>>69314310
GoT actor here, Littlefinger is gonna fight with the Mountain in this season
How many times do you think he's fapped to her pornos?
>>69313171
is it me, or did arya get qt'r?
>>69313671
I need a link breh
>>69314399
I'm hoping Dorne wrecks Highgarden, but leaks say they're actually teaming up
>>69314468
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
So, bookfags, I thought Arya was supposed to stay blind?
What gives?
>>69314409
JUST
>>69313929
Hail the Lamprey Lord!
>>69313818
she's perfect
>>69314187
do you realise i'm not a deluded moron with aspirations of one day becoming an actor, and only did it because i live locally, it was a laugh and a nice bit of pocket money for hardly doing anything?
>>69314282
melisandre sat under a big blanket all the time and stared at her instagram. she apparently does not generate a natural heat.
>>69314062
Don't play with my emotions anon
>>69314475
He fucks her regularly so he doesn't have to
>>69314358
I thank the lord every day
>>69314409
Alliser's face really bloated to twice the size after hanging for like 20 seconds
>>69314409
>you're probably wondering how i ended up here, huh? well to answer that, we've gotta go back to the start
Is Olenna in the mastermind category or is she just a weak player all around?
>>69313171
Did Maisie loose weight while Emilia gained?
>>69314409
>nawittenzz
>>69314443
Same
>>69314062
>>69314502
I don't get it
why is he wearing stannis' shield if stannis is dead. what is this scene going to be?
>>69314531
tnx m8
>>69314468
Jesus Christ it would actually be greatest thing that this fucking show have seen since like season 1
>>69314502
did you do the bane stance?
>>69314350
This is a TV board so use the show name, don't be a cringeworthy beta moron
What are the odds that any great houses other than Stark and Targary survive this season?
>>69313171
I have true faith. Stannis is alive edition.
>>69314062
Isnt this just from the bit where Melly took Gendry from the BWB?
>>69314487
No she gets her sight back near the end.
>>69314549
His face was always kinda bloated
>>69313346
>3/10
>9/10
>7/10
>>69314409
quick reminder that it usually takes 3-4 minutes for all muscle movement to cease in a hanging.
also, why not a sword?
>>69314475
Why fap when you can get the real thing?
IS THIS THE SMALL COUNCIL OR DID THIS TURN INTO NIGHT CALLS ALL OF A SUDDAAAAAA
>>69314409
>WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
>>69314502
>no powerstance
do you feel a charge?
>>69314574
the only reason she's failing now is because Cersei is a literal fucking retard
>>69314502
>melisandre sat under a big blanket
at your house?
>>69313426
This, looks like a normal sized wolf.
I want to believe
>>69314622
>3/10
>5/10
>6/10
>>69314549
The man always had a neck of a bull.
>>69314574
well, she did kill joffrey.
make of that what you will.
>>69314502
>she apparently does not generate a natural heat
MELLY FUCKING CONFIRMED TO BE A WITCH IRL I KNEW IT
Like seriously, you can get such glorious boobs at 30+ only by making a deal with Satan himself
>>69313249
Kevin Smith ghost writing season 6?
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>69314643
>>69313426
You do realize shrinking heads is a common way of preserving them right?
>>69314641
Who /vague business/ here?
>>69314502
Did you get to share the screen with Stannis the Mannis?
BASED Kevan proving Small Council scenes remain the best in any given season.
>>69314062
is this the stannis tree army scene?
>>69313426
No, you're just a cringeworthty friendless beta virgin who has nothing better to do than nitpick.
>>69314465
sorry fellow littlefingerbro i made it up
maybe he'll do something cool this season though
>>69313545
>"Maester Qyburn, I Am Darkstar, and I Am of the night."
>>69314502
>melisandre sat under a big blanket all the time and stared at her instagram. she apparently does not generate a natural heat.
it wasn't a fur blanket, was it?
>>69314580
maybe these pictures were taken from last seasons filming... or where they? ;)
>>69314610
nah. actually built that structure with a friend out of boredom when the crew were trying to make an ominous cloud of black smoke.. and failed miserably. we did literally nothing all day.
>>69314649
>this episode better than the last
>uno farto
>that disaster with tyrion and the two talking pieces of wood
>two people from the tower of joy magically teleporting away to the same place a man and two dogs went to
not possible famalam
Do you think sansa asked for a sex scene with Jon?
>>69314275
JUST
Lads apparently there was some sort of goof or continuity error in the latest episode, what was it?
>>69314447
Seems like Randyll finally took the black
>>69314574
Speaking of which who is the greatest mastermind in the asoiaf?
It's obviously a toss up between
Olenna
Tywin
Roose
Euron
Varys
Littlefinger
>inb4 Bloodraven
Hottest girl on the show but let's be honest here she can't act at all
>>69314723
>this entire post
Simmer down and take your meds my man
>>69314732
nothin personnel kid
hold on
why are there flayed man stone carvings in the fireplace? they're not at the Dreadfort, they're at Winterfell.
i understand Roose spruced up the place with Bolton shit but resdesigning the entire fireplace to be covered in your sigil is kind of overboard, no? especially considering they can't have been there for longer than just over a year
>>69313599
Now I say, I say that this has been a satisfying season so far.
>>69314092
That was literally the unfunniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Christ.
>>69314465
He and the knights of Vale are going to crash the North with no survivors. He's basically taking over Stannis' role in the books.
>>69314788
the size of shaggydog's head
Has anybody switched over from hate-watching GoT to straight up not watching at all? Cause thats me
>>69314797
shit taste
>>69314814
RooRoo thought he'd be in it for the long haul
>>69314814
maybe they used a dreadfort set for winterfell's hall.
>>69313600
She is obscenely attractive
>>69314759
>DABID pointing it out to Jory
kek
>>69314699
yeah. stannis isn't very good at mounting horses. i walked alongside davos at one point when filming ended. decided not to say anything to him though incase he was a cunt and ruined my enjoyment of the show.
>>69314628
was too tired at that point. was a long day rekking the opposition.
>>69313719
But her parentage and twin brother are already known and not in question...
>>69314814
Not related but The Dreadfort seems like the most Metal castle ever
>>69314759
kek nice
>>69314691
Does she have a foot fetish? She's always posting pics of her feet.
>>69314792
I say Olenna so far has accomplished the most.
She killed Joffrey and made her granddaughter queen.
>>69314814
I can definitely imagine roose doing that in a year
>>69314756
>Talking to dragons lmao
>Davos not caring about Stannis
>Roose getting Rused
>Now I am become Lord Bolton
>I am the drowned God
>They called it the war of the five kings well the other four are dead
>Boltons hugging
Oh yeah the last episode was sooo good. They were both mediocre and forgettable
>>69313534
what are you rambling on about...Sansa...might have overheard Petyr and Lysa talking about killing Lysa's husband Jon Arryn...She probably wants nothing to do with Petyr.
As for Shaggydog...R.I.P sweet young direwolf may you rest in peace with Lady, Greywind, Robb, Talisa(unborn child), Eddard "Ned" Stark, Catelyn Stark, Jory Cassel, Fat Walda, Roose Jr. and other characters that I might have forgotten
*if you're not dead...well that's good..I hope shaggydog isn't dead
>>69314814
things just turn evil when ramsay's around them for long enough.
he tortured the walls into submission
>>69314836
(farts)
>>69314712
Parp
>>69314814
He probably saw a stone mason standing around with nothing to do so he had him recarve the fireplace. Roose probably yelled at people for having their hands in their pockets too.
>>69314888
Euron killed Balon and made himself King
>>69314836
>not enjoying the lord commander of book autism
greetings traveler, perhaps it is time for you to return to where you came from?
>>69314887
I think she just loves the human form
>>69314814
they sell them at the local IKEA
>>69314883
For edgy teenagers then?
>>69314759
why is DABID the stupid hack so attractive
>>69314938
King of nothing.
The ironbabbies aren't even better than Ramsey's dogs.
I AM THE STORM, BROTAH!
Name ONE good character left
protip: you cant
>>69314954
top fucking kek
>>69314938
>so irrelevant nobody considers you king even if you technically won the war
>>69314954
You mean IKEOS
>>69314932
typical SNCO
>>69314985
Carlos
>>69314788
Robert Strong is called Gregor now
>>69314985
Davos
>>69314335
TOP KEK
>>69314759
>dabid pointing it out
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>69314985
sadly true.
now we root for the less shit ones
>>69314985
Punished Jon
Varys
LittleCIA
Ramsay
>>69314981
>>69314994
Fuck you Greenlander faggotd
>>69313535
Did you not pay attention? Dawns in the episode, only a blind man wouldn't notice seriously they probably nust made it varlyrian steal.
>>69314759
>lesbian slag
>asking for sex scene with mexican midget
why?
Why does Reddit like this episode so much again?
>people running out of ideas how to bitch and moan about GoT
>que pycelle fart
>4chan goes rampaging hard on the buzzwords and epic smack downs of the last episode and how the series will never recover
Stay classy, shitlords.
>>69313719
That would mean Dabid and "where are my idea crayons" Dan would've had to guess the unexpected in their conversation with the fat man. Didn't happen.
The Hound
CIA
>>69315066
......
(farts)
>>69314759
SANSA, MELISANDRE AND MARGAERY SEX SCENE WHEN
>>69313535
>Olenna Tyrell not understanding the concept of a queen dowager versus queen consort
>you not understanding Olenna was shitting on Cersei and taking a stand
>>69315065
>muh TOJ
>muh R+L confirmed
>muh Memyrion
>le epic sword fight
>>69315065
Better question:
If you dislike the series so much why are you still watching?
Or are you a memeing retard trying to fit in?
>>69315066
were you trying to write queue?
adorable
>>69315066
Shut the fuck up, Redditor.
>>69315066
desu the show has gotten so bad that it even ran out of good meme material that season 5 had
>>69314683
involves removing the skull, chucklefuck.
>>69313842
The wildling army is way larger than Castle Blacks m8. Why the fuck would he not leave? In hardhome a wildling and nights watch army got shit on. When they held there meetings it was in a small single room. Castle Black is irrelevant in this war
>>69315066
>3 episodes so far
>all 3 had at least 1 shitty cock joke
>1 had farts
q-quality television guys
>>69315101
you must want all the men watching the show to have their dicks explode from the hardness
![post-8015-0-67008900-1452292206[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ywwt5KM.jpg "post-8015-0-67008900-1452292206[1]")
>>69315138
>>69315138
>queue
kek
>>69315136
what the fuck else is there to watch?
Civil Bore?
Another shitposting thread about Capekino?
>>69314985
Stannis
>>69315184
>Not realizing this show is made for a huge audience not just some fags on /tv/
>>69315136
Stockholm Syndrome. There's only 26 episodes left.
>>69315188
I would forgive D&D for everything and let them burn the only copy of TWOW if this happened
>>69314852
that's only (you)
>MUH FART
Fucking wikifags who never actually read the books spotted
>b-but I've read the books I swear
Then you'd now Pycelle farts constantly in the books
>>69313927
Snow didn't break shit since he fucking died then was brought back to life. When he died his watch ended so he broke no oath other than fucking Ygritte and nearly leaving the nights watch in S2
>>69315066
>>people running out of ideas how to bitch and moan about GoT
???
There are fucking plenty of valid criticisms of this season
>Production quality has gone to shit
>Most of the good actors have been killed off
>Plain bad OC (eg. Sandsnakes)
>Poor script writing
>Awkward camera angles and shots
>it's a Jon becomes even more based episode
oh wait that's every episode.
Whatever happened to Gerold Hightower? Why wasn't he in the fight scene at the ToJ? I swear to God I saw a caped Kingsguard when Ned and company arrived, but neither Oswell nor Arthur wore capes so what's up with that? Do you guys think it was Gerold and he went inside the tower for whatever reason?
>inb4 he goes inside and kills Lyanna
>>69315241
Uh... no he doesn't, you fucking faggot Redditor.
Stop making shit up and defending shit writing.
>>69314813
whose this person
>>69315184
how is that fart any different from the scene where they close up on a horse shitting?
>>69315264
he rapes Lyanna so D&D can make things edgy like they love to do
>>69315264
The kingsguard that Ned killed was Hightower (the non-dual wielding one)
>>69315264
He was probably inside the tower.
>>69315251
LOL
THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO A REDDITOR
HAHAHAHAHA!
>>69315136
>you are not allowed to enjoy how bad something is in the company of likeminded people
back to lebbit you little fuck
>>69315218
16*
>he thinks there will be a ninth season
>>69315296
Which one was Motormouth Jones?
>>69314902
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhhahahhahahahahahha
>>69315296
What happened to Whent?
>>69315296
No that was Oswell Whent retard, notices how he's sharpening his blade when Ned arrives (the exact same thing he does in the books).
>>69314882
Viserys wasn't her twin m8, he was older by about five years, maybe a little more.
Her parentage is ostensibly known, but absolutely open to question.
>>69315264
he'll be in part 2 of the flashback. Pycelle literally mentioned Hightower by name this episode.
>>69315354
CUT
>>69315359
Actor confirmed that it was Hightower
>>69315291
>one shows tywin's influence and power
>one is le bazinga humor
very different
>>69315291
It isn't, but 4cancerfags like to cherrypick shit to bitch and troll about.
>>69315333
7 left this season.
8 next season.
6 more for the last season.
So 21 episodes left.
>>69315264
pretty sure hightower was in the hightower
What weapon do you think Young Griff would use?
DUDE DUALWIELDING LMAO
>>69315359
No retard the actor confirmed he played Hightower on his Twitter
>>69313327
WHY THE FUCK WON'T THE WHITE WALKERS JUST CROSS THE FUCKING RIVER? THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME.
>>69315380
you could argue the fart juxtaposes the cunning of pycelle and the facade he creates.
>>69315257
This is Jon's dragon? Should be large enough.
>>69315406
there's no mentions of real life dragons and whitewalkers in history books either.
>>69315406
Fantasy
>>69315406
>Actual article doesn't say that though
>>69315454
There's a mention that you Redditors need to leave.
>>69315378
>>69315411
So either the actor is retarded and got confused, or D&D are the retarded ones and got confused, because it's literally Oswell Whent who sharps his blade.
>>69315440
Because its a huge gorge you fuck. Google gorge.
>>69313521
apart from the fact it was consensual and the drunk fatass is the asshole, yes.
>>69315264
Raping Lyanna I think
>>69315482
>a huge gorge
Nicknamed Gorge RR Martin?
>>69315472
Calm down, or do you want my fat pink mast to teach you something?
>>69315474
Wow, how dare you call D&D retarded!
They're the best writers ever! I'm from r/asoiaf, I should know!
>>69315454
NO BUT SHUT UP BECAUSE SHUT UP BECAUSE SWORDS AND SHUT UP
>>69315454
>theres no mention of spoopy creatures that come out at night
literally everything significant civilization has had mythology of evil paranormal creatures
>>69315378
>CUT
He was literally mentioned in Season 4 though, they literally say the 3 of them were fighting in the ToJ, so he's either inside the tower and we'll know in the next episodes, or D&D are hacks.
>>69315562
>real life
>mythology
>>69315482
And? This things clearly can climb and it's not like they give a fuck about dying.
>>69315474
Yeah no shit retard. What would make you think after all this time that DnD care about every last little minor character? Sorry you didn't get to see Westorosi Batman and his xD ebig bat helm
>>69313272
The hardest working man in the FGC.
>>69315586
I thought he was only mentioned in the history of Westeros. But D&D probably cut him
>>69315608
Even now nips hang up decorations on trees because they're scared of "evil spirits"
>>69314027
He sent her to Pentos. Illyrio's there, so I wouln't count on that.
>>69315610
they're like spooky vampires they can't cross water
>>69315471
it does i just checked
>>69315713
>you
>knowing what the word 'real' means
>>69315811
Point is people thought they were real once, some still do
Nobody EVER fucking meme wielded swords in the history of the world
>>69315863
>Point is people thought they were real
No. Point is that the Others actually are real. Point is that Dany's dragons actually are real. Point is that Thoros and Mel's magic actually is real.
Nobody EVER did/had/were those things in the history of the world.
>>69315505
Kek'd
guys I like chunky chicks
and dany had a lot of that go to her tits from that side boob
I mean I'm actually liking her more
more vulnerable from being fatty
ya feel?
>>69315964
Are you dense? Those things make sense in the context of the world we've given. Dual wielding longswords makes no sense because it doesn't magically give an advantage that wouldn't be there in real life.
holy shit. retards who think "its fantasy nothing has to make sense" are the absolute worst.
I like Umber's accent. I could listen to it all day.
>>69314409
*record scratch*
woah woah woah!
you're probably wondering how I got myself in this tricky situation!
For that, we need to go back a bit.
>>69316140
>Those things make sense in the context of the world we've given.
So does dual-wielding. Source: That footage we saw a while ago where a dual-wielding guy held off 4 other guys.
You don't take the non-existence of dragons and hold it against the existence of dragons within the show.
You don't take the non-existence of ice zombies and hold it against the existence of ice zombies within the show.
You don't take the non-existence of magical resurrection and hold it against the existence of magical resurrection within the show.
You take the non-existence of dual-wielding and hold it against the existence of dual-wielding within the show.
>retards who think "its fantasy nothing has to make sense" are the absolute worst.
Yes, people who say things like "Your critical methodology is trivially self-contradictory and you appear to be having difficulty grasping concepts that wouldn't trouble a nine-year-old" are always just the absolute worst. Mea culpa.
>>69316325
you are actually retarded. please stop responding to me
>>69316424
>i have no response because you're clearly right
OK.
>>69313249
in the books its said he farts all the time as a way of appearing harmless to those around him, as does his slow walk, terrible memory and crooked back. It's all a sham, thus the scene from season one wheres he's stretching after laying pipe with a hgirl a fraction his age
>>69316652
Except its not a sham in the books. Thats show OC
>>69314450
LOL
>>69316711
I'm pretty sure it's said that it's a sham in the books. Or maybe it was someone saying they suspect it was a sham, I can't remember actually. But either way, the farting makes sense
>>69316824
Nah Cercei and Tyrion think its a sham buts its just them thinking everyone is out to get them
>>69313993
mount and blade warband with acok mod
>>69317042
this DESU senpai
the current mod is pretty good at making you feel in the asoiaf world but it can get a bit grindy (the game mechanics weren't designed to have 30+ lords in each faction)
