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>>69313171
What's his next move?
DUDE FART LMAO
HE TOOTED LOL
only faggots complain about dualwielding. it was stupid but shit, drop it.
>>69315482
ask ur mum if jon is qt IRL she must have seen him tbf
Nth for unpleasable autistic fanbase who get more pleasure from complaining about the show than they ever will from reading the books.
>Manlet
>Has a small penis
What did they mean by this?
NEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
AUTISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
MAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
REDDITORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3fql9maCY
EVERYWHERE!
He looks kinda like David Wenham doesn't he? Faramir as older Howland when?
>>69315500
Who here /farts/?
Dump all your rare farts.
>>69315500
Somebody posted that shot of Jon (sans Punished shop) last night, a few hours before the show aired, how did they get it?
>And now it begins
>Jon talking to Davos and Mel
>Mel encourages him to get support
>Jon
>Davos points out that King Stannis offered him to become Lord Stark of Winterfell and the offer was a standing one
>Jon becomes Jon Stark
>Stannis is recognised as the one true king
seems likely?
fuck i desire cersei so much this season
when did she get so fucking sexy
First for objectively best girl
>>69315555
Miyamoto Musashi dual-wielded.
Also, quads confirm
>>69315602
>implying anyone cares about cuckston
>>69315646
when you realize you like your women looking like men
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD TWO LONGSWORDS?
>they're going to flay rickon and osha
goddammit
>>69315646
short haired women and objectively awful through
you might as well fuck a boy
why is Jaime still pussywhipped by his sister? way back it seemed the character had bit of an awakening and would grow as time goes, but now he's back where was, still a selfish slimy mancunt, just short of a hand
>>69315677
Oooh, found one!
+Varys
+All scenes in Kings Landing(except Pycelle)
+No Brienne
-Tyrion & brown people
-Dany
-Jon
-Ramsay
-Double Swords
>>69315653
He wielded a taito or wakazashi as an offhand weapon; fencers also wielded daggers in their offhand.
Dual wielding longswords is unheard of; at most you had people dual wield short falchions or short swords. Kill yourself.
nth for Lord Stoneheart
>>69315683
Umbers are for the North/Stannis in the books. It's a ruse.
tell me about dayne. why does he wield two swords?
post music your favourite character probably listens to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrW1LivtzJw&feature=player_detailpage#t=30
>>69315731
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
>>69315738
You're a big Northman.
>>69315699
>why is Jaime still pussywhipped by his sister?
He's not pussywhipped.
He just wants revenge for their children.
>>69315697
No only really attractive women can pull off short hair.
>>69315683
wow how unexpected would that be.
>>69315731
What?
>>69315708
preston are you ok?
>>69315731
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>69315731
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>69315697
If I could legally...
>>69315738
>that one shitskin dornishman in the back
every SINGLE time
>>69315731
Fug
>yfw it's bran talking to aerys, causing the king to hear whispers.
>yfw bran's meddling started all of this.
>Howland Reed is a backstabbing faggot
Who would have thought? Even Ned looked dissapointed.
>>69315731
>tfw its probably some cosplayers tricking us
>>69315731
An extra posted it on his work from last season. Calm down guys it was in last thread.
Name a character from any show whose sole function is to pander to reddit fags and 9fags more than tyrion the ebin midget lannister
>>69315602
I only trust AltShftX.
Rest are fags.
>>69315766
yeah, when he's not trying to bone her again
>>69315731
this is from the charge in season 4 finale
>>69315823
I thought this was common knowledge?
Thinking Ned and a frogmanlet could beat the deadliest fighter in existence in a fair fight is folly
>>69315853
But AltShiftX doesn't point out any inconsistencies in the show. He loves the show.
>>69315738
Ser Arthur, I'm CIA
>>69315846
ser arthur dayne
>>69315731
Looks like his men are going to burn his body and leave.
>Stannis was revived in Jon's body and not actually Jon, who is in Ghost
>Jonnis is going to leave the wall to go and look for his old body to confirm whether he is really dead or not and do some shit at Winterfell
>Ghost in Jon gets his old body back somehow after Jonnis does something in the Winterfell crypts
>>69315853
He doesn't post anything new or particularly insightful, but he's very good at conveying the more common theories in ASoIaF
>>69315731
I don't believe it. I want to believe but I can't. How did he survive?
>>69315888
Exactly.
>>69315736
yeah, it has to be a ruse, but it's really dumb. Why would you endanger the last male Stark like that?
Am I the only one that had a nice laugh when Jon Snow came back and said that he didn't remember anything after he came back? We have a show full of magic and what not, not only that, we know there are a form of soul or spirit that lives on because of the issue with Karl Drogo yet we are to believe he didn't remember anything at all?
>>69315881
Ned could have, he's a good figther. Though obviously Dawn would give Arthur the edge anyway, so it's not like he was fighting fair.
>>69315646
Plot development ups the attractiveness of all women.
>>69315912
it's from last season you retard, read the previous thread
>>69315898
I want to believe.
(Farts)
>>69315680
BECAUSE I HAVE TEH DAWN'S
>>69315888
His opinion of the show isnt the point of the videos.
>>69315731
Why do people think it's Stannis?
>>69315731
>retards are going to fall for this bait all season
Seven fookin' 'ells
>>69315968
The shield. the woods.
>>69315929
>Ned could have, he's a good figther
No he's an average fighter. The only reason he held off Jaime in the show was for dramatic effect
>>69315958
Mum, I posted it again
>>69315929
>dawn would give him the edge
Ya don't say
>>69315914
Ah! I see, hello fellow Redditor!
>>69315907
He's really good at explaining things to showfags.
>>69315888
>b-but i don't understand you guys
>i thought this was a special club where people gave you points for saying the show is shit
They better get to the fucking Riverlands soon
>>69315723
So, dual-wielding is a legitimate way of fighting. The rest are details.
>>69315731
>>69315760
>>69315787
>>69315795
>>69315801
>>69315812
>>69315843
>>69315844
>>69315866
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>>69315912
>>69315968
Some guy who was an extra in S4 posted this in last thread. You can stop hyping. He's not coming back.;________;
>>69315866
Don't remember seeing any of those kind of huts in the charge
>>69315944
Fuck you. I was busy believing. My smile and optimism is now gone. What scene was it from?
>Qyburn will never be your grandfather
>>69315557
wut u say m9
>You're a big girl.
>>69315990
>he wasn't in the last thread
Remove head from ass please
>>69315928
>we know there are a form of soul or spirit that lives on because of the issue with Karl Drogo
Remind me? Don't remember anything that couldn't have been a hallucination of Dany's.
>>69316021
stannis isn't that broad-chested, he's a skinny minny and he goes auschwitz mode whenever he uses blood magic. big lanklet though.
>>69315823
>muh honour
>i'll just fight him from the front and give him opportunity to kill me because that's fair lol, such knight wow
Too stupid to live.
>>69316016
dual wielding is objectively the most powerful form of combat if you are able to pull it off.
See for example: fookin legend dual wields daggers, Arthur Dayne dual wields long swords, Sand Snakes dual wield shortblades and whips
>>69315719
you forgot
+++no sand sneks
>everybody is calling Gregor by his real name
They don't even care at this point do they?
>>69316005
Yeah, and there really isn't anything wrong with that.
Although, most of his explanations don't translate exclusively to the show, because of DnDs terrible translation of the text.
>>69315738
>first one to tell me where my sister is, gets to stay in my lands
>>69315993
>The only reason he held off Jaime in the show was for dramatic effect
Jaime was toying with him. People don't seem to get that, but it's written all over their faces. Jaime was savouring it, drawing it out, and Ned knew it. Damn good acting.
>>69316021
I BEND MY KNEE!
>>69316077
the sneks are terrible fighters
>Legendary Knight dual wields
Bullshit, that's ahistorical, fuck this shit
>Legendary Knight faces armed opponents in an alleyway while being vastly outnumbered, slays many, but ultimately loses against the numbers game
Bullshit, muh super knights animu powerlevel is far too high for him to die in that situation
>>69315697
fuck off you autist, pixie cuts are awesome
>>69315823
>muh honor
You haven't been paying attention have you?
>>69315950
So we're fine with Jonnis as the nickname for Stannis in Jon's body?
>>69315846
Jar Jar
who /maisie/ here?
>>69316064
>6'0
>lanklet
>this is what manlets actually believe
>>69316086
Anon, the viewers would get confused if they started calling him something else!
>>69315731
I know this is probably fake but I just want to believe he's alive bros
>Great Other turns out to be a giant Grumpkin who grants wishes
Honestly, how would you react if that turned out to be the case?
>>69316118
>jonnis
>not jaundice
You don't appreciate DnDs pottery I see.
>>69316086
I wonder when he transitions into robert strong. I want it to happen because that name is best.
>>69316016
Say that to me not online and ill dual wield your face in you autist
>>69315697
the more a grill looks like a 12 year old boy the better
>>69315888
There's no reason to think he loves the show. He just doesn't call it shit like you guys do because he makes money off of making videos for the fanbase (usually show watchers who aren't up to date with the latest ebin theories). Telling people to not watch the show literally loses him money. Is it hard to understand.
>>69316010
Are you a retard?
>>69315731
No I'm not falling for it again. I got hyped up two times already. I won't have my dreams dashed again like baby Aegons head against the wall
>>69316107
boyfucker
>STANNIS THE GRANNIS IS COMING BACK
Why would they do this?
They are trimming the fat and killing characters left and right this season.
Stannis has no more purpose to the overall plot anymore; he lost his army, his daughter and it is pretty much confirmed he's not the "chosen one" anymore.
Unless he survived and became a hobo wandering Westeros or something.
>>69316054
OK so in the season Karl Drogo dies Danny makes a deal of some sort with this witch from the village which tells her if I remember correctly that if she ate a heart from a horse was it? She could bring Karl Drogo back.
When he did came back he was just a vegetable. He was alive, but he wasn't there, his soul I mean. After that I think Danny ends up killing him again for good.
Besides that thanks to the books we know there are quite a lot of people that believe in a afterlife, some who even know what exactly happens when you go there.
It felt so pushed in imo. DnD probably did it for dramatic effect, to be edgy. But I just found it very inconsistent.
>>69316102
Then why did they effectively beat both Bronn and Jaime? They are some of the best fighters in the GoT universe
>>69316077
giving examples of retarded shit the show does isn't proving anything. in real life dual wielding shorter blades can work. dual wielding longswords is JUST
>>69316016
Don't be so fucking dense. You damn well understood what he meant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1HJyWN1b0
>>69316233
How does he have no purpose if he sits on the Throne at the end?
>>69315683
nah it doesn't make sense logically to have Rickon go through the same sort of emotional hell as Sansa did, it's already been done, it's more likely a ruse and Umber, Rickon, Osha and whoever else are setting up Ramsays fall
Jon will either team up with Rickon and Sansa and reunite the North or Rickon and Sansa will do that while Jon fucks off to Dany-land and gets mixed up in shit there
it's pure speculation, but i'm almost certain that Ramsay's arc is coming to an end, there's not enough room for him in the greater plot
>>69316233
he has a role to play in the brotherhood without banners
>>69316236
>Karl Drogo
>makes a deal of some sort with this witch from the village which tells her if I remember correctly that if she ate a heart from a horse
SHOWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>He’s done with it. He’s seen the other side, seen what’s there, and comes back and realizes he needs to lead his life and get out of there. This place betrayed him, and everything he stood for has changed. Plus, he had to kill a child, Olly, and that’s what really does it. He kills an underage kid and he can’t see the point in being up there anymore. At the heart of it, he knows by staying at the Wall he can’t help the kingdoms and he’s probably going to die very quickly if he stays.
>now it begins
>no, now extenze
What did Ned mean by this
>>69316291
I'm glad she's doing these without Elio
>>69316291
L I N D A
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>>69316233
Stannis could have also been resurrected by Melly's spell, make his way to the Wall, and become the next Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
Hack & Hack will never go for it, though.
>>69316322
I read the book dumbass. Did you read any other part of my post?
>>69316307
This is D&D we're talking about, they'll torture Rickon and Osha just for le shock value.
>>69316307
Rickon is confirmed real; smalljon is confirmed boss fight in the last episode v tormund; these have been confirmed by both the spanish leaker and an extra.
>>69316291
>not even the dead can know peace from this bastardry
bros i want to watch some redcoats kill some niggers do i watch zulu (1964) or zulu dawn (1979)
>Ser Arthur was the second son of Beric Dayne, Lord of Starfall. As the wielder of the sword Dawn, which had been forged from the metal of a fallen star, he bore the title of "the Sword of the Morning".
>When asked who would win in a duel, George R.R. Martin said that if Arthur Dayne and Barristan Selmy fought with any swords it would be a very even fight - but if Dayne was armed with his sword Dawn, he would narrowly have the advantage over Selmy.
>Ser Barristan "AAAAGH SAVE ME GREY WORM" Selmy
>Ser Arthur "2swordsdhurr" Dayne.
>>69315738
he seemed to favor his left sword for parrying and deflecting, rarely using both swords for power hits or fancy shit, i kinda liked it, except for the theatric spins he did a couple times
>>69316014
fokken ell roit
>He’s still working through these visions of his. It’s not like there are any dull visions, either. Every single vision, you’re learning something new, and you’re seeing a real bombshell. That’s what we’ll see in the next few episodes. There are no visions where we’re like, “Oh, well, cool, we kind of already knew that anyway.” Every time it’s like, “Oh, wow! That’s extraordinary!” There are a couple of visions coming up that I’m really excited to see.
>>69316291
How mad is she right now that GRRM is a worthless hack who will never finish the books?
Even more, how mad is Elio right now?
how can anyone be happy that Olly got kill?
>>69315500
Why were the Kingsguard at the Tower of Joy? Lyanna was being sacrificed wasn't she.
>>69315646
It means you're a faggot.
Faggot.
>>69316337
>I was literally thinking this in my head for the last 10 minutes
>some fag posts what I am thinking
I wonder if this entire universe is just made solely for me?
>>69316221
Yes. I'm a retard. Twenty-five points!
Listen m8GO BACK GO BACK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>69316351
>read the books
>Karl Drogo
>>69316379
>tfw things aren't Rad anymore
is the high sparrow legitimately the only "good" character left in the show worth rooting for? And as in good I mean being just and stuff. Doing shit for a purpose. I like how much he pisses of sjw's.
>>69316388
he deserves it, that fuccboi
>>69316348
>Hack & Hack will never go for it, though.
I like how you Stannisfags people assume that the same thing won't happen in the books
>>69316371
>he's a really good knight
>that means he can't be killed by an average fighter who caught him from behind
Fuck off with your anime logic, there are no powerlevels here.
>>69316342
Elio is better than her... She overreacts and hates every little change too much.
>>69316383
>Maybe Bran is the only one with this power, and the Raven is going, “It can’t be true, and even if it is, we can’t let Bran use this. It’ll end in tears. There’s no way he’ll be able to control such a responsibility himself.” Or, that’s exactly the power he and the Three-Eyed Raven share, and the Raven is very wary to not let it get ahold of Bran and taint his life over. I think it suddenly presents a bunch of new challenges for the Raven. He’s not only just trying to keep this teenager under control, but now he has a sort of time-traveling teenager to keep under control. (Laughs.) He’ll have some fun with that.
>time-traveling teenager
DROPPED
Stannis' arc is played out, it would be silly to bring him back, he has nothing to contribute to the plot anymore
>>69316430
CIA is just in my book
>>69316236
Nothing you said is correct
>>69316450
Is he going to fly back to Castle Black to burn Shireen?
>>69316450
he has still an important role to play in the books.
>>69316450
The Fat Man won't live to finish the books.
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think this wasn't literally the best episode of game of thrones ever.
why did ramsay let that umber cuck treat him worse than dogshit? isn't ramsay le epic cray-cray man?
Why does Bloodraven just look like a normal guy sitting in branches?
>>69316371
He's not the best Dayne and you know it.
>>69315635
They probably will never mention Stannis, ever again.
So the Greatjon died off-screen then? His son says so when he's bantering with Ramsay.
>>69315809
And there isn't even one in the books!!!
RACIAL INTEGRATION IS TAKING OVER ALL OF MY ENTERTAINMENT.
>>69316021
>>69315731
Stannis lives!
>>69316463
No, that's precisely why she's better. We get her in all her full autistic glory.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe the Umbers are pulling some ruse with Ramsay
Hey Rickon, I got this sweet plan, I just need your direwolfs head...
>>69316506
It wasn't. There was a ton of fluff and ToJ was butchered. Once again the best thing about the show is the North.
>"Hear my words, and bear witness to my vow," they recited, their voices filling the twilit grove. "Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>and all the nights to come
Episode title much?
Your move, Jon fags
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>>69316532
D&D retconned him to be in the red wedding but he was raiding the Westerlands when it happened. Fuck consistency
>>69316532
The guy who played him didn't want to come back after season 1
RIP in piss
>>69316468
>time-traveling teenager
>high schooler saves the day
Just like my animu!
>>69316565
I really like the look of this guy
>>69316506
I didnt even see the last epsode, and there is literally nothing new on the comments , how the fuck this is the best episode
>>69316371
These powerlevels are non sense, it doesn't matter how good you are with the sword, you can still be defeated by pure physical strenght, Gregor and Robert are good examples of this.
>>69316236
>When he did came back he was just a vegetable. He was alive, but he wasn't there, his soul I mean.
It's perfectly consistent with septicemic brain damage.
>thanks to the books we know there are quite a lot of people that believe in a afterlife
There are quite a lot of people that believe in an afterlife here, too. Proves nothing.
>>69316568
Yes he did, he just got into a bar fight where he got his ear bitten off and he couldn't be on the show for a bit. D&D forgot about him then
Why is blind Arya such a qt?
>>69315833
LOL THIS KID DIED A VIRGIN LMAO
>>69316565
>there are literally idiots that believe the Umbers aren't traitors
>>69316461
whew
defending shit writing
>best knight
>gets caught off guard by a 4 feet tall frog manlet
>>69316449
if you worship jon snow and are willing to ignore all circumstance that lead up to that point, sure
otherwise no, he had his reasons, was put in a shit circumstance full of bad writing and was swept up in the moment
if anything, it makes the crimes of those who'd take advantage of him worse - but to take glee in his hanging, that's just full pleb
>>69316568
>Greatjon
>season1
>post YFW this whole story ends with some time travel bullshit
>>69316654
>tfw the show will do this
>>69315500
Is it possible Osha is taking the role of Mance and is rusing Ramsey? Umber doesn't know its fake Rickon.
>>69316654
stop samefagging that shitty attempt at oc
>>69316553
they need a plot device to set up a reunited North for future shit that's coming, this is the perfect opportunity, the head is probably a fake of some sort
there's no room for the plot to evolve if Ramsay remains a major player
it's makes more sense than Umber randomly finding Osha and Rickon, handing them to Ramsay on a silver platter and Rickon and Osha going through the same shit that Sansa did, it's just regurgitation of last season's Ramsay plot and doesn't make a whole lot of sense
Why is Vaes Dothrak so different now?
How can The Crown still lack in numbers against the Sparrows if you count: The Kingsguard, Golden Cloaks, Lannister troops stationed at the city, Reach's troops (Maybe not a big number but Mace & Olena Tyrell should have a unit of guards for sure.
>>69316610
>He still thinks Strength > Dexterity
>>69316654
>post yfw when ur a FUCKING FAGGOT
Could that duel wielding knight beat Mountain in a fight?
>>69316705
>and doesn't make a whole lot of sense
Welcome to the world of D&D writing
>>69316636
>implying manlet existences are worth noticing
>>69316706
D&D
D&D
Theres your answers
>Own Crusader Kings II
>Own Mount & Blade: Warband
>Own Medieval II: Total War
Which GoT mod for which game should I play and why?
>qt
>dies
Fuck this shit.
>>69316648
is this some kind of pretending to be retarded meymey
>>69316654
Well, bran did kind of communicate with ned while he was cleaning ice.
The actor they used for young Eddard is unfitting and ugly as fuck. I'm absolutely mad.
>>69316636
He wasn't prepared for Howland's sneakiness, that's the point Bronn was making 5 seasons ago, those knights care too much about fighting rules as if it's a sport, then get surprised when they are BTFO by underhanded tactics.
>>69316706
Numbers isn't the problem, if you go into the sept killing sparrows the city is going to go up in flames
Guys is the new Lyanna really Turkish?
>>69316553
Why is it so hard to imagine that they could have killed another wolf instead? I mean the head doesn't even look as big as a direwolf. Also the Umbers are the farthest north house, they probably have dozens wolves walking around.
>>69316565
he looks like a fucking vampire
>>69316051
Kek.
>>69316706
because its a fucking tv show and they have a budget
its more popular now so they have a bigger budget and were able to give it a grander scale
nobody is trying to hurt you
>>69316291
Who is this entitled cunt?
>>69316371
>>Ser Barristan "AAAAGH SAVE ME GREY WORM" Selmy
funny as shit, the hackjob they're doing is in the "so bad it's good territory", in the sense the laughs it provides
Dayne should have done the famous Mormont roll
>>69316738
Mount and Blade for epic battles that you can participate in, also you can be a lord for Stannis
CKII for just political intrique
>>69315738
because anime is cool
How /got/ rates the episodes so far in season 6 comparing to other websites, up to and including episode 3.
>>69316738
Warband.
>>69316744
you decide
>>69316777
How much do the people of the city really give a shit about the Faith Militant, anyways? They never really establish this.
>>69316729
i'm well familiar with D&D's hack writing, but i still think we'll see the last of Ramsay very soon
>>69316692
>HEEEEY RAMSAY ow u gettin on m80 listen m80 listen ok here's a wildling chick for you to rape the shit out of and here's a Stark for you to flay just like old times nah just kidding they were actually OH GOD GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH
Top-notch ruse.
>>69316705
Didn't the leakbro confirm Rickon for dead?
>>69316761
How many backstabs have their been so far?
There must've been 10 this season.
>>69315500
>“Fletcher”: He is a fat nobleman in his 60’s. He has distinctive rugged features, a Northern accent, and a distinguished air. Our source says he has a stirring speech during which he unexpectedly shifts political allegiances.
who's ready for Manderly's speech to be butchered on the show?
>>69316270
I agree. Dual wielding is shit because your off hand cannot deflect properly or move as strongly and accurately while attacking. Thinking a man can parry a sword with his own while holding it by his wrist basically is retarded. They aren't immovable objects, moment applies. Fag boys who think this is WoW will eat it up though
>>69316813
Learn to crop and resize.
>>69316777
Thanks for a proper answer famalam.
>>69316856
>>69316856
Shot in the back in the final episode; unknown if he survives but jon reaches him and takes him away.
Reminder:
1. They will drag out the Jon plotline so the battle of the Bastards occurs near the end (episode 9 or 10), meaning filler
2. They will also drag out the Tower plotline. Meaning filler
3. They will drag out The High Sparrow bs, meaning filler
etc
Three episodes.... almost no plot. Normie reviewers actually agree that nothing has happened and will happen till episode 8 at this rate.
Umber is way too likeable to be a bad guy
>>69316870
>There must've been 10 this season.
Yes, and you idiots still don't get the point of it.
Nor do the Starks who keep getting backstabbed because they are autistic retards who care too much about >muh honour
>>69316371
>>69316805
Barristan was a faggot
Got BTFO by a child then fucked off to go help a manchild who has done literally nothing of worth since the show started, and who isn't anywhere near leaving Essos currently.
kek
>>69316878
I'm leaving them empty and filling the negative space after every episode. It fucks with my OCD too, but I'm too lazy to make a new image every week.
>>69316781
>promise me Ned
>>69316705
Seems more likely everyone forgot about them and they don't need them, so they are trying to kill them easy as they did with Theon's father and Doran
>>69316016
Those are some really strong examples.
>>69316371
What about Areo Hotah? He didn't even get to kill anyone.
>>69316923
So what's the point of it?
Terrible fucking writing?
*teleports behind u*
*backstabs*
"nothing personnellellelelele, kid"
x10 in 3 eps
"YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU!!!"
>>69316401
Lyanna was giving birth to Jon you twat.
>>69316919
Jon storyline is the most interesting imo. Everything else looks like filler.
Why are the Starks never wearing plate armor? Do they seriously go to war wearing nothing but leather?
>>69316692
Mance went there to free (fake)Arya. Osha and (fake?)Rickon are there maybe as some kind of elaborate ruse. I don't know what Osha could accomplish as being a prisoner other than getting flayed. Unless ramsay decides to make her a servant and give her the run of the castle for no real reason other than to let her do plot related things. Hey I wonder if that will happen.
>>69315846
Brienne
>>69316993
>Jon storyline is the most interesting
>>69316366
Never seen zulu but I love me some Zulu Dawn.
>>69316925
THIS THIS THIS
Fuck Barristan "The Old" Salamy, the most overrated honourable retard in the show, I was glad to see him getting gutted like a pig.
>>69316968
The point of it is that PEOPLE DON'T PLAY FAIR, YOU DUMB BITCH
BEST FIGHTS RANKINGS:
1. Oberyn vs. Mountain
2. Jaime vs Ned
3. Hound vs Mountain season 1
4. Hound vs Beric
5. Khal Drogo vs Mago
6. Bronn vs Vardis
7. Jorah vs Qotho
8. Jon vs Karl Tanner
9. Jorah pit fights
10. Yoren vs Goldcloaks
>>69316993
>Jon storyline is the most interesting imo.
Of course it is.
The guy is the Jesus of Westeros.
>>69317001
Plot armor is superior.
>>69317031
>I was glad to see him getting gutted like a pig.
>>69317040
I miss un-cucked Jaime
>>69316876
maybe Dayne was ambidextrous or trained his off hand, idk
Dual wielding gets you weaker hits than 2handing, sacrifices defense over a buckler/shield, but can still be used to defend, and gives you more offensive options, parrying with one hand, attacking with other etc.
i don't know about you guys, but if me as a totally unskilled sword fighter was gonna go up against another totally unskilled sword fighter i'd rather him have 1 sword and i 2 than the other way around
>>69317040
>No Syrio vs MERYN FUCKING TRANT
>>69317012
Not that anon, but that's definitely true in the show. Arya/Dorne/Cersei/Kelly C are boring as fuck and going in circles.
R34 of Rickon and Castark when?
>>69316120
Tits when?
>>69317050
Starks have very poor plotarmor then
>>69317001
They need that roll bonus
>>69316919
http://i.imgur.com/2AFbouT.jpg
spoilers
>show Jaime will never turn on Cersei and tell her to fuck off
>>69317031
LOL!
ok, showfag
here's to more le EBIN backstabs of every fucking character every episode
let's ignore how it makes no sense for some of the characters to die the way they do too
>6'6", 400 pounds
>stabbed by a 1.5 inch dagger in the back by a 5" 100 pound girl
EBIN
EBIN
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
THEY DON'T PLAY FAIR
EBINNN
>>69316993
i'm enjoying Arya's storyline just because i expect the payoff to be great, you never know though, between GRRM and D&D she might get killed off by some random shit tier event just to wrap up a plot arc, i wouldn't put it past them
>>69317097
Littlefinger would be interesting if they had shown any of it
We still know nothing about the guy'smasterplan
So if Jon and Beric claim they saw "nothing" beyond death, does that mean that they were *aware* while dead and only 'saw' blackness (or something like that)?
Or does it just mean that they have no memory of perceiving anything?
Sean Bean flashback hype where?
>>69317084
The alternative is a shield, smashing cunt faces and blocking cunt blows.
>>69317050
>Starks
>Plot armour
Have off it lad
>>69317159
Aryas scenes were great this ep!
>>69316727
Edd Stark said that dayne was the best swordsman he'd ever seen, so if you trust Edd's judgement then yeah.
>CIA is back next week
>>69317176
We'd know about by now if it was happening
>>69317050
Wait, what? How come Starks are dying left and right then?
>>69316940
yeah but if this isn't the plot device that eventually leads to Ramsays downfall, what will be?
>>69317174
The second one, they only were aware much time had passed, like when you wake up
>>69317189
the only thing great about them was making CLEGANEBOWL even more FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69316560
>until my death
Reading is hard
>>69317189
CUTE
>>69316724
Seconded
>>69315755
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>69317217
>Ramsay
>Falling
He's true Azor Ahai, only needs three hounds, a shirtless body and 20 GOOD men
>>69317205
>yfw Sansa will kill him this season
4/10 pretty boring over all more of the nothing happens soap opera stuff again
were sandor be
>>69317174
I assume it's just like going to sleep when you don't dream. You have that faintest consciousness, but not really. It's all just black. So when they're revived they remember being murdered and the bit of nothingness until they're brought back.
>>69316705
>it's makes more sense than Umber randomly finding Osha and Rickon
But the last time we saw them in the show they specifically say they are going to "the Last Hearth, home of the Umbers. Starks most loyal bannerman".
>>69317205
How big do you think his plan is for westeros?
The greatest swordsman who ever lived got killed by Howland fucking Reed?
>>69316035
>You will never be Qyburn's little bird and peck at his worm
Ffs...
>>69317205
>Night's King, I'm Westeros
>Bloodraven cockblocks you
Fuck, I waited so long for the Tower of Joy episode, and when it comes this faggot has to say no. I really hope they don't hold that shit until next season.
>>69316401
What would a prince/king send his most trusted men to guard if not himself?His newborn son
>Jaime talks about Gregor and says it will be an interesting trial
>a while after the girl tells Arya to tell her about the houndGET HYPE
>>69317256
>Shadow the Hedgehog
kek'd
>>69317286
DON'T YOU BANE ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>>69317308
They're saving it for one of the last episodes, no point about talking about it now if they're planing to leave it for next season
>Tower of Joy cuts to Daenerys
Guys, I'm starting to think R+L=J+D
>>69315755
>KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLDAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFfyztUcVo
>>69317335
>jaime
He's just like Cersei's shadow. Can't do shit without her, like a lapdog.
>>69317315
But it makes no sense. Dayne sees Lyanna's brother, you wuold think they would let hiim see his sister. If it were robert or some shit i can see them fighting to the death, but ned was the beta good guy everyone knew. Why were they guarding lyanna from him?
>>69317144
>100 lb girl
she's a trained killer. Perfectly capable of stabbing him in the spine.
It was really bad fan service though.
>>69317124
eeeh, idk, what kind of extra is involved in that much of the plot, this sounds like several different scenes shot in different places, do extras have free reign to walk around sets or what?
>>69317386
N+L=J lad
>>69316720
Manlet detected
Abandon thread
>>69317386
R+L=D
B+A=J
>>69316291
>her comments on Tyrion
Pretty much spot on, second worst character after the sandsneks atm
>>69316742
That's Lord Commander Ser Gerold "the Old White Bull" Hightower m8. Sorry
>inb4 but he's sharpening the sword like Whent in the books
>implying dnd care
C+I=A
B*(A+N)=E
>>69317256
best one had swiper.
>>69317469
ebin
>>69317452
The writers tell explicitly that they have no idea what to do with him in the 'let's talk about something' scene.
>>69316291
Would you bang Linda?
>>69317452
Tyrion wasn't much better in the books, he became utter shit after ASOS
>tfw some people waited 10 years for a Tyrion chapter
>>69317505
Where is she from? Sounds like she has a Swedish accent
Also, no. Her spic husband can have her
*unsheats my akimbo longswords*
Nothing personnel kiddo ;)
*teleports behind you*
>>69316141
I like how in this picture he is face to face with the dragon
>>69317040
>Bronn vs Ser Vardis at #6
>not #1
whew
>>69317335
>Septon Meribald brings back the Hound
>converts him somehow into a man of faith, or the Hound feels he owes a favour to make it even
>gets called up by the high Septon for the duel
>surely wins (going to be brought back just to die...?)
It's very probable.
>>69317413
>all that character development for Jaime in 1-4
>now stuck in shitty plots
>>69317040
>Oberyn vs mountain #1
>Yoren vs goldcloaks at the bottom
>>69317537
Yeah they're Swedish. She also does the Swedish subs on HBO Nordic.
>>69317527
Very true, but they had the chance to make something better by scrapping the Dwarf Circus Duo plot (holy shit GURM why) and decided to just over exaggerate his character to the point of parody
>>tfw some people waited 10 years for a Tyrion chapter
kek
>Jon leaves castle black, heads to Winterfell
>Boltons head to castle black
>Sansa heads to castle black
>both arrive at the same time
>boltons begin to fight night's watch + wildlings
>suddenly
>white walkers
>kill everyone
>john finds out and decides to head south
>comes into contact with dany
???
>>69317537
She has got to be Swedish if she's with a spic, they literally are forced to date foreigners.
>Jon leaves Castle Black
>becomes a vagabond and spends time with new friends smoking weed and playing video games
>fuck dragons, fuck winter, fuck everything
>imma chill
That's what I would do after dying once.
>>69317615
>She also does the Swedish subs on HBO Nordic.
I find this amusing
>>69317095
with wooden swords too
>>69317095
TRANTADAMA
do you guys think the number of remaining heirs each house has is significant?
>>69317615
I remembered seeing Linda-something and wondered if that was her
I hate how HBO-Nordic doesn't have English subtitles btw
>>69317670
Funny meme my friend
>>69317790
>I hate how HBO-Nordic doesn't have English subtitles btw
What? Why would it have English subtitles?
>>69317205
What's the deal with the pic here (original, without CIA)? Why would Baelish blow up the wall? I've never understood that picture.
>>69317537
>>69317670
How are they together, she looks like she's 20 years older than him
>>69317837
Because I like watching with subtitles to make sure I don't miss anything due to strange accents, background noise or what have you. English subs are obviously true to what's being said on screen, and It's not like I need the translation
>>69317446
If R+A=J was a thing, ned would of just told him who his parents were
>The Umbers are famously loyal to the Starks
>Your father was a cunt
>I -MIGHT- have done the same to my father if he hadn't done me the favour of """dying on his own"""
>i'm not kissing your fucking hand
>i'm not kneeling either
>why would I trust a man who won't honour tradition?
>fuck kneeling and fuck oaths
>implying greatjon is dead
>implying the Umbers aren't actually STARK loyal bannermen
>implying BASED Lord Umber wouldn't protect Rickon in a heartbeat
>implying based lord umber wouldnt backstab Ramsay for being a "cuhnt"
R-Right, guys?One can only hope ;_________;
Also
>nice and young, the way Karstark likes them!
kek
>>69317897
Oh, I get it now
But it would defeat the purpose because the show is already in English
>>69317932
that would be expected if D&D were competent show runners, but we both know they're hacks, and in their shitty vision Umbers have abandoned the starks and rickon will be flayed
>Dany and Arya's plotlines are stagnating to a standstill and they're spending screentime on scenes like this.
>>69317875
They met through through their mutual obsession with the series.
>>69317875
Have you seen him? he couldnt do better
>>69317287
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED USED TWO SWORDS?!
>>69317040
Last night fight was pretty good though. One of the best i've seen. So good Ned needed to cheat to win.
anyone have a summary of the leaks?
>Starks are supposedly loved by their bannermen
>Karstarks AND Umbers betray them
Great, at least I understand the Karstarks
>no one cares that Ramsay killed Roose (it's obvious: Walda is dead too)
Not the other Houses, not the Freys...
>Jaime is actually becoming a worse character than ever before
Jesus, fuck. They are totally changing him, he's still sucking Cersei's tits for godssake
>Gilly's baby is still a baby
Reminder that Walda went through an ENTIRE pregnancy (a la 9 months) and the baby is still a baby
>>69317996
DABID MORE COCK JOKES
>>69317418
>Let no one enter
Thats all it would take for a Knight to stop anyone.
>>69317983
Then why is he acting like a total asshole to Ramsay and yet helping him? Doesn't he know as soon as the North is secured for Ramsay he's going to be mad about the whole not swearing allegiance and obviously come after the Umbers?
I mean if this was still a political show I would wonder if this is setting up the complete breaking apart of the North where every House fends for itself, but since this is Season 6 I know D&D just wanted a lel badass who won't kneel and says cunt a lot.
>>69317951
There has to be some HBO person doing the subtitles for the English version, wouldn't be much effort to include English subtitles for those who want it
Plenty of people watch with subtitles in the same language that's spoken btw, every show has English subtitles available for download
>>69317996
>So... What are we going to talk about?
>dat writer's despair
>>69317189
Arya needs to start killing ASAP.
I wonder whose side she'll be on? I mean, i kind of hope she kills Sanza but i don't want her to oppose Jon.
>>69317996
Was this whole scene just an expression for the writers lack of ideas?
>>69318131
obviously
>>69318071
>Then why is he acting like a total asshole to Ramsay and yet helping him?
because he doesnt like him but is backing him for political gains?
>>69318105
kek u dum?
>>69317996
Holy shit.
Is this the worst scene since season 1?
>>69318071
Because I guess all the sons of the lords up there are edgy cuhnts with no regard for the traditions of their dead fathers.
>>69318045
>no one cares that Ramsay killed Roose (it's obvious: Walda is dead too)
>Not the other Houses, not the Freys...
how do you know this?
>>69317909
>R+A=J
Did i say this?
>>69317932
Unfortunately, Rickon is dead. Totally KIA.
Reason being?
The Direwolves are coinsides of the lives of the Stark children.
>Robb Dies?
So does his Direwolf
>Sansa betrays her Kin and basically denounces her family to become Joffreys?
Lady is killed
>Rickon is now sitting with Ramsay? And a potential death?
Shaggydog is killed.
It is known
>>69315603
that helmet though.
Looks like a circumcised penis
>>69317527
Tyrion was shit UNTIL Jorah kidnapped him, after that, he had some good scenes. Especially with Plumm.
>>69318160
What political gain? He asked for nothing from Ramsay, and again, Ramsay will obviously attack him as soon as he's done with everyone else because of his refusal to kneel.
>>69318242
>Shaggydog
>dead
>>69318242
You just totally twisted that to fit your theory lad
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>69318299
well knowing D&D and their murderboner with Ramsay, rickon is most likely dead.
>>69318325
before i piss meself
>>69318208
>Karstark watches Ramsay kill Roose
>following episode, everyone is all happy-doody with Ramsay as the head. No one called him out, nothing related the Freys mentioned
>>69318242
Delete this
>>69318286
>He asked for nothing from Ramsay
yet
>>69318350
>Karstark watching means literally everybody knows
Roose was poisoned by his enemies senpai
>>69318211
Whoops meant B+A=J
If Brandon was jons father, he would of been told
>>69318286
He asked for help when Jon Snow and the wildlings come. Which he guaranteed by handing over Rickon.
>>69318286
did you even watch the scene? he asked for help against the wildlings.
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>69318432
Pretty sure poison doesn't make blade-like holes in your body.
Or cause you to be eaten by dogs.
Also, WHAT enemies? Who does he blame?
>>69318485
>>69318490
Ramsay was already going to march against Jon Snow. So no, he is not getting any help. In fact, he is PROVIDING help TO Ramsay.
YOU should watch the show.
>>69318632
Stannis' Ghost
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wr5b6Dj.jpg "maxresdefault[1]")
