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Old: >>69308037
*record scratch* you're probably wondering why the Umbers betrayed me
>killing best direwolf
Jon kills himself in the first scene of the next ep btw lads.
then he gets revived again.
So Greatjon is dead?
FIRST FOR STANNIS THE MANNIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc
>>69311337
reporting for dutynice leet digits btw
STOP
KILLING
DIREWOLFS
She's fugged.
REMINDER: Tommen currently only has 2 kingsguard, Jaime and The Mountain
>>69311389
I don't think he will have to, everyone else will argue for him.
>>69311413
No. John can't die again or he's gone.
>>69311424
Gotta free up the cgi budget
Jon umber is secretly working with rickon
screencap this
And now it begins
>>69311369
jesus fuck cleganebowl is really going to happen isn't it
first for Dany
>>69311419
Such comedy gold!
>idiots think the Umbers are pulling a ruse
lel
>>69311446
shit no one even believes that the white walkers are coming
>>69311471
NO
NAOWITTENZ
>Arya sees peasant Gendry
>ovaries explode
>Arya spends the rest of her days living as a peasant in the riverlands
when?
How is GOT like Dark Souls? Tell me.
>Ser Dayne, I'm Winterfell
>>69311471
un noaw eit engs
>>69311369
Daenerys storyline is getting pretty boring predictable slow and shit
What's the deal with the faceless men a rejecting assassination contracts? Hypothetically if Ramsay put a hit out on Salsa would Arya be obligated to go through with it? Does she have any standing to turn if down if she's supposed to be "no one"? Repercussions?
>>69311445
There were like 5 men in KG armour with him when he went to the high sparrow
Why are niggas saying The Umbers are gonna wreck Ramsey? Like some kinda of ruse, but they killed the kid's dog.
>>69311512
why did a dornishman join them?
>>69311512
That's a big sword.
>>69311389
>shows wounds that are clearly fatal
>has meli perform magic for the extra cynical
not hard
>>69311424
>implying Shaggydog is dead
Size does matter m8
>Jon is the Dragon Reborn
>Gendry is Perrin
>Lightbringer is Callendor
POTTERY
>>69311512
pls use new upgraded version
t. original creator of nedpost
>mfw I only watch GoT to make image macros
Other than the hanging scene, are there any good meme material, lads?
>>69311540
There is no ruse.
But seriously, why does this series have fart jokes?
Victarion never ever
This probably isn't going to get very polite replies but whatever.
What the fuck happens to /r/asoiaf during the actual seasons? In the off-season that subreddit is full of fan theories and actual tinfoil discussion and shit, and everyone agrees the show is terrible.
Right now it's flooded with posts praising the littlest things "wow can you believe they managed to remember to use the same sword in two different seasons for Ned? amazing!" and "there's only one way to describe episode three! classy" (farts)
I know it's reddit and everyone's friendly and fucking gay, but what the fuck. It follows the same cycle as well ------praise episode------discuss episode------people point out that it sucks-----everyone eventually agrees----time for new episode (farts)
>>69311540
Fans are butthurt and want to believe the story will have a happy ending.It won't.
>>69311445
Then who were the four kingsguard with him when he visited the High Sparrow?
>>69311554
hes just wearing the thing which keeps sand from blowing in ur face
they talk about it in the books at one point iirc
>>69311521
Danny hasn't had an interesting storyline since season 1, she's so disconnected from everything else that's happening right now that it doesn't even matter what ends up to her
>>69311521
The whole show is boring and predictable and slow as shit.
3 episodes in and nothing is happening. Jon has only just gotten up and done something.
D&D are too scared to take any plots forward.
>Sand Snakes now rule Dorne
>just like that
>>69311600
And no one mentioned Meryn Trant being killed
>>69311572
dat horse's face always gets me
>>69311579
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE A RAGHEAD THERE?
IS THIS DIVERSITY?
>*paaarp*
what did he mean by this?
>>69311512
Heart broken they didn't stick to the correct dialogue for this.
And why would dayne say good luck in the wars to come... But now it ends
>>69311450
can you fuck off faggot?
thought i had a worthwhile reply there.
>>69311580
(farts)
>>69311579
you are a big guy
>>69311424
I want to be buy a northern Inuit, I know gay...
But the dogs are so damn costly.
>>69311540
People are waiting for some sort of silver lining to this shitfest that they will make any theory that will make them still have hope.
>>69311600
I assumed those were Lannister men or the City Watch. They didn't look like Kingsguard.
My money is what's his face Stark dies next episode like his little Shaggy.
>>69311627
Jaime did call him "The Forgettable"
>>69311540
Because his reasoning for a genuine betrayal is really dumb and people want to think that the writing is better than it is.
>>69311531
Ramsay probably wouldn't be able to afford a hit on Sansa, remember they said hiring the Faceless Men to kill Dany would cost more than an entire army.
Anyway I got this from the wiki:
>Further, the Faceless Men will reject a contract if killing the target clashes with their strange and at times inscrutable religious beliefs.
So I guess they have some amount of choice in the matter
>>69311593
Go back to your reddit club and remember that Aegon is worse than anything D&D have come up with
>>69311627
Wasn't Ser Gregor Meryn's replacement?
>>69311593
first
>>69311556
Right because they're totally going to hear him out and not just execute him.
>Hey Bran!
>pssst!
>come here boy!
>>69311593
r/gameofthrones floods it when their own subreddit is filled with nothing but jokes and memes
what if that wolf head was just a big wolf head and not a stark direwolf head?
it looked kinda small and the umbers could very well still be stark
>>69311627
Wasn't he kind of worthless as a knight? He was appointed because Cersei wanted Kingsguard men that she could bribe or some stupid shit.
>you now realize arya went through an 80s training montage and now she's really really good at stickfighting because at the end of the montage she was out stickfighting her teacher
>>69311580
Sam puking
Melly's eyes widening
Missandei judging the fuck out of Tyrion
Smalljon cheeky faces
idk what else
who /smoljon/ here?
Fight was actually cool and showed how dominant and legendary Dayne was compared to other swordsmen by having him rek the shit out of people 1vs5, something that should not be possible for anyone human, except for legends.
>inb4 autistic bookfags tears
>>69311721
and it was the best scene of the episode too
>>69311693
that's what the army is for dummy
>>69311695
>Bran isn't becoming a tree
What the fuck D&D
>>69311644
>Targs have ruled the kingdom for centuries
>kingsguard armour is rusty and fucking disgusting
is this a joke? An elaborate joke?
>>69311710
Why bring Rickon to a kinslaying psycho who might as well slit his throat on the spot?
Bookfags>>>>>>>>>>showfags
>>69311593
because only the nerds who care a lot and are easily triggered stay active during the off-season
>>69311617
I wouldn't say it's boring, but you're right.
Nothing really happened.
All things were pretty much predictable.
Things like "I know Jon Snow will still get up" and "Arya will see from now" are unusual for me, because the story always surprised me.
Now there are no storyline that really moved forward. and like 30% of the season passed
>>69311713
Still was a kingsguard. It should been a throw away line saying we need a new kingsguard.
>>69311682
That was before he was killed
>>69311424
>Dabid completely forgot Nymeria exists
>>69311738
He's going to steal Meera's body and live out the rest of his days as a bog whore.
>>69311672
>remember they said hiring the Faceless Men to kill Dany would cost more than an entire army.
I thought they said anyone can hire a faceless man, even a dirt poor beggar, as long as they are willing to give what's most important to them or some shit like that.
>>69311669
His father was beheaded..
>>69311738
They're beating it into your head that he's not staying there.
>>69311593
you're asking us to explain reddit to you?
Soo did the sand sneks that followed jamie to kings landing just... go back right after?
did d&d even read anything past the red wedding?
>>69311776
The cost varies in proportion to the importance of the target
They'll kill a king but it'll cost several fortunes
>>69311721
>they still wasted 2 episodes of her getting beat up even though they knew she was going to have a montage
guys this episode was one of the best in the entire series as a show
and I've read the books (well, 3)
>>69311792
>implying D&D ever considered it
>>69311741
They did just have a gigantic fucking war.
Do you think after a disaster that is GoT the show we will ever get a well-directed ASOIAF movie?
I don't want to be mocked by LOTRfags forever
>>69311792
Someone had to step in and rule Dorne.
>>69311721
OH I REALISE
>Arya had more character development in a 40 second montage this episode then she's had since the fucking Hound died
>>69311593
They are starved for content. GRRM has beaten loyalty into them. Classic abusive relationship.
>he only hits me because he loves me
>>69311792
they're hiding inside ser gregor.
>>69311512
can we please get a recolor of ned's buddies into white and gold phantoms?
and maybe a dark sword for ned
>>69311792
They're hiding in King's Landing, eventually they'll defeat the entire Faith Militant and conquer the city
>>69311751
Moving off the books it has totally lots its nerve. There is no commitment to moving any of the characters to interesting places. Its total stagnation and its such a shame, because we are never getting the Winds of Winter.
>>69311444
dde this chick is my fucking waifu she's weirdly hot as fuck like 10/10
>>69311785
That's Karstark, not Umber.
>>69311831
It shouldn't be made into a movie.
>>69311822
I know, bro. I've read the first book and almost finished the second, but I got to say, as a bookfag, the series is getting pretty sick.
>>69311758
You just gave me a new fetish
>>69311785
We were talking about Umber, not Karstark.
Umber's father was also killed... by the Boltons, but for plot reasons he doesn't care about that.
>>69311512
>>69311579
what's the meme here, his hand positioning looked awkward?
I couldn't watch the episode until a few hours and missed all the memes
>>69311424
That's what I don't understand - why introduce them at all if you're just gonna kill them off without using them for anything plot related. In the books at least we have the Nymeria's mega-pack, that will probably come into play sooner or later and the warging. But in the show? Just a pointless waste of budget
I guess there really is no reason for show robert strong to be called that. Since doran is dead and they never even promised to send his head to him what's the point of keeping up the facade?
>>69311600
They never addressed the KG who was definitely not Arys Oakheart going with Myrcella to Dorne either.
>>69311802
They didn't know that Sam is a POV character
>>69311920
he's doing the CIA powerstance
>>69311831
movie? nope, never
best you can hope for is an animation
though, i don't see why anyone would
has anyone ever made a second adaption of something have a huge budget studio's already done it?
note- reboots don't count. has to be actual adaptions.
>Jon dies and comes back to life
>still the same person
>Nothing happens to Davos
>is now a completely different person
>>69311920
it's banepost
>>69311822
You should stop reading after book 3 anyway
>>69311450
>number of times Jon has died and come back to life: 1
>number of times Jon has died and stayed dead: 0
Sorry m8, but so far he has a 100% resurrection rate.
>>69311920
>he doesn't know baneposting
Nigga where have you been for the last 4 years
>>69311831
ASOIAF is too dense for a movie. It would only be able to focus on the Wall. We may get a faithful adaption by someone who actually cares about the series in like 40 years time
>>69311928
>arys didn't even make the show
>areo was a literally who
>>69311579
dayne?
>>69311852
put a hornet ring on howland for that 30% on his backstab too
>>69311831
an asoiaf movie would be even more of a disaster than the show
they already have trouble trying to fit this barebones shit into the show, imagine how bad a 3 hour movie would be
>>69311920
>he's on /tv/ and doesn't immediately recognize this scene
I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
>>69311927
Because the Mountain was killed and resurrecting someone from the dead is a serious fucking crime? If someone wants to be taken seriously as a royal family in King's Landing they should be advertising the fact that they mix it up with blood magic
But apparently Westeros = the red keep this season
>>69311953
why, the writing get worse?
>The King doesn't do anything despite that fact his sister was just openly murdered by four bastards from Dorne who have now somehow usurped power after killing members of the ruling family and are likely soon to be in open rebellion
bravo
>>69311723
Nice, after I rewatch the episode with my dad I'll try and sort out some screenshots.
>>69311831
Impossible to make a good movie out of ASOIAF. LoTR was a very simple, straight forward fantasy story that could easily be made into a movie. Not much dialog, not much scheming, just battles and nice scenery.
>>69311424
You've been rused worse than Ramsay.
Shaggy ain't dead.
>>69311579
Where is my nigga Buckets? Why is Howland the same height as Ned?
reeeeeeeee!
I stopped reading after book 2
it's literally just food porn and pedo shit
>>69311949
top post
>>69312012
>resurrecting someone from the dead is a serious fucking crime
Seems like an odd law to draft
>Just in case some cult in the future discovers how to resurrect the dead, let's ban it now
>>69311976
imagine an entire movie series where one movie comes out every few months like avengers
but for different parts of westeros
like the shared universe shit marvel does
Then you missed ASOS, the only good book.
>tfw D&D fucked your hopes of Rickon becoming King in the North
>tfw they killed his doge
>tfw we will never see Skagos and its unicorns
REEEEEEEEEEE
so high sparrow and jaime basically confirmed clegane bowl this episode didn't they
>>69311734
It was well choreographed considering past fight scenes in this show.
>>69312046
Catch that (You)!
>"FAT PINK MAST" defenders think they can have any valid opinion regarding anything.
I'm laughing.
>>69311572
>implying D&D can get into continuity
the entire Bran tree party is a new cast, besides Bran who suddenly got a bad case of puberty
>>69311637
he's from dorne. its like the middle east of westero
I'm curious, lads: if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive 00s piece of trash?
>>69312031
King's Landing is starving and only surviving now because of Highgarden support, so the Lannisters can't go declaring war on Dorne until the Margaery situation is sorted out
>>69312069
>HURR ENTIRE ARMY OF RAISED DEAD
why the fuck wouldn't you ban that retarded fucking cunt
THE OTHERS
ARMY
OF
RAISED
DEAD
PROABABLY BAD?
LET'S BAN IT
DO YOU NOT SEE THE LOGIC?
holy shit you're the dumbest fucking person alive jesus christ kid
>>69312080
Rickon was never getting it. They've set it up for Sansa and need her competition out of the way.
>>69311976
It doesn't have to be something encompassing the entire series, it could be a really interesting movie about a minor part of the show.
Doesn't even have to follow a named character. I'm sure a talented director/writer could make a great movie about a travelling merchant, or sellsword or something like that.
>Jon should stay at the Wall and finish his business with Others
>Rickon should be a rallying point for Stark loyalists and grow into old style Stark warlord
But noooo, we need more shock value kills and snow Jesus kill evil invincible hobbit. Btw we'll butcher continuity and characters to the point where theory made up on 4chan makes more sense than actual show
>>69311976
No one will ever attempt remaking GoT because s1-4 are almost perfect. It's as if someone were to remake LOST because the ending sucked. You still could never compete with the first couple of seasons no matter how hard you tried.
Why did the world seem so much fuller and richer in seasons 1-3 than in the later season?
Everything just feels...empty. So much gray/blue filter on every scene too
> It's a Dany spends 5 minutes reciting her titles to every new person she meets episode
>>69312113
I'd consider you a disgusting filthy rotten 90's kid
>>69311444
>maternal
>actually strong in a realistic way
>not a perpetual victim
Shame. We won't even get tumblr tears out of the deal.
>>69311831
ASoS alone was almost as long as the entirety of LotR and they cut a bunch of shit from that for time reasons.
It's not going to happen.
>>69312069
magic is banned at KL, resurrecting is considered magic
>>69312129
>>69312073
HEDGE KNIGHT MOVIE WHEN
>>69312069
you're a dumbass
>>69311721
yeah shit was stupid
it was like a subtle rocky montage trying to pass off as modern television
>>69312142
>S4
>perfect
>>69311947
>>69311952
>>69311961
>>69312005
kek, my newfag is showing
love from /mu/
>>69311682
Yes indeed. People are just whining for no reason. No shock there.....
>>69312090
I thought he was supposed to be headless? Whose skull did they send to Dorne?
>>69312118
But the other army of raised dead is exclusively a Northern thing and even then it was thought to be just a legend. It's not something the Targaryens or their successors would have given a shit about hundreds of years later.
>smalljon betraying the starks for the boltons
didn't the boltons conspire with the freys to kill the greatjon at the twins?
BRAVO D&D
>>69312129
>>69312073
I think my idea is pretty good. Make movies of specific parts and have it be a shared universe where characters interact and you remember them, then they briefly show up in other movies to tie it in.
That's a literal goldmine.
>Davos: 'Oi, err, Melly, do ya know of any of them...resurrection magics? Could ya bring Jon back?
>she does
>Davos: You were dead. Now yer not. THAT'S COMPLETELY FUCKIN MAD. HOW'D THAT HAPPEN. CRAZY SHIT.
what's going on with his character
>>69311991
>>69312027
The writing remains "okay" but the story falls off a fucking cliff
His tight POV based narrative fails as he includes more and more POVs that end up being utterly irrelevant, and the story just goes nowhere for 15 years now
>>69311991
for (you)
I hope fucking CIA wins
Anyone left is a bitchy cunt: Jon, Sansa, Danerys, everyone
He's the only leader out of all the characters with a bit of dignity left
>>69311672
what do they do with the money?
>>69312090
This is a red herring, the trial by combat will be between Gregor and Loras.
Cleganebowl will happen in season 7 when Sandor teams up with Jaime to kill Cersei.
>>69312169
REMINDER: Dunk and Egg died horribly and painfully
Season 5, Episode 10
>Jon receives a letter with just the word BASTARD on it.
>JON: "You were right to come to me immediately, Edd."
>He opens the letter
>He looks horrified.
>VOICEOVER: "Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in a day of battle. I have him nailed to a cross. Tell his red whore."
>Cut to the walls of Winterfell. Rows of heads on spikes.
>VOICEOVER: "Your false king's men are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world the Night's Watch takes no part. Instead you helped the false king attack the Warden of the North."
>Cut to the Winterfell courtyard. A cage with a boy inside.
>VOICEOVER: "I will have my bride back. If you want Rickon Stark back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skin of the wildling whore who came with him to Winterfell."
>Cut to the Winterfell dining hall. At the end of the long table sits Ramsay. The camera inches toward him.
>RAMSAY: "I want my bride back. I want the false king's Hand. I want his red witch. I want the wildlings. I want the little prince, Bran Stark. And I want my Reek."
>Camera pushes in close on Ramsay.
>RAMSAY: "Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it."
>Cut to the letter signature:
>Ramsay Bolton, TRUEBORN Lord of Winterfell.
>Jon looks at Tormund.
>JON: "I think we had best change the plan."
>>69312147
>it's a anything but the north scene
>>69312080
>ywn see "unicorns" a.k.a wooly rhinos charging Bolton lines
>>69312232
Probably use it for travel and logistics for future assassinations
>all fookin legends in Westeros go dual wield
>theon meant iron isles by home
>he isn't going to take a mance~esque role alongside Rickon's Jeyne Poole.
Jesus... the captchas are insane
>>69312027
Books 4 and 5 are okay if you're far more interested in the world than the central story.
I'm not, so they sucked.
if they got the tower of joy correctly on the side of what the fagits said this episode would have been the best since season 1
they just fucked up toj slightly but it wasn't that bad
Honestly if you didn't like last night's episode you're either a butthurt autist or contrarian.
>Jon = The Dragon Reborn
>Lightbringer = Callendor
>Gendry = Perrin
Prove me wrong
>>69312232
buy hookers
WHERE IS PRESTON?
>>69311734
why is he called the "sword" of the morning when he uses two
shouldn't he be called the swordS plural of the morning
Isn't going off the books the most important time for Martin to be on the writing staff? I desperately hope he is a main writer in the last 2 seasons. They can't let it peter out after such a strong start.
>>69312027
FAT
>>69312115
What do the Lannisters have to do with King's Landing? What do the Lannisters have to do with anything? There are 6 other kingdoms under the King's dominion besides Dorne.
>spent past two episodes showing how Ramsay loves his doges and how he likes feeding them with people
I actually think he will get torn apart by Ghost and realShaggydog, just for the pottery value
Rewatching starting with Season 1. And it's really apparent why Robb one. Gross incompetence across his entire army, family, and allies.
His mom just let's his own bargaining chip go with Chyna of Tarth. Edmure hang-10 on the battlefield and get some glory for himself and completing fucking over a great chance to land a huge blow.
There's other stuff but holy fuck.
Like holy fuck. Robb wasn't better, don't get me wrong, marrying that brown poosy felt like the final nail in the coffin.
>>69312322
He's only one person you faggot
>>69312238
>>69312238
If it's not two Cleganes fighting each other it's not Cleganebowl.
Cleganebowl is confirmed, get fucKING HYPE
>>69312194
>I thought he was supposed to be headless? Whose skull did they send to Dorne?
In the book it is some dwarf's head that was brought to Cersei when she put a bounty on Tyrion's head.
In the show there is no reason for them to even send a head because Doran has been killed and Sand Sneks rule Dorne now and they don't care about the skull.
>>69312322
it was a nickname for his morning wood
>>69312322
That would only work if all the Daynes used two swords.
He is the Sword of the Morning, he just happens to like using another one too.
>>69311831
>he thinks the final "episode" of the last season won't be two three hour movies
>>69312227
What's he doing now anyway? I remember his big plan was to bet on Stannis to conquer Winterfell. Did he just cut all his losses including Sansa?
>>69312296
>lightbringer
>gendry
who?
Anyone got the Euron edit of the mormon ad?
>>69312322
Because only one of the swords is "fabled", and it's the one they talk about right before the fight, duh.
>>69312347
>why robb one
lost*, I'm retarded
>>69311511
You can die unlimited times and all you lose are pieces of your soul.
>>69312335
The Lannisters are the ruling family in King's Landing? Or the Baratheons, but still the Lannisters in a roundabout way. Who else is going to declare war on Dorne? Everyone else is in open revolt or resisting the Lannisters because they sense weakness.
>>69312322
Cause he's proficient with swords
>>69312349
>mfw they actually confirmed it this episode
>>69312146
characters have stopped moving around very much
every episode now takes place in the exact same locations
>the wall
>winterfell
>kings landing
>mereen
>braavos
Did anyone else get blown away by how good Dayne was?
I had pretty shit expectations and even though it was over the top it was pretty great.
>>69312349
god damn I hope the hound ruins him
the hound is literally the best character in the book and show
I dare you to prove me wrong
guy who turns out doing what's right, not by choice, by but actions in the moment
literally the sickest character ever
>>69312169
When got is done and HBO wants to make more money
> mfw I want Shewolves of Winterfell more than the winds of winter
> mfw i'm never getting it ever ever, not even as a shitty adaptation
Pisses me off how they're making the R+L=J the main tweest of the series and we only got 5 minutes of ToJ as a tease.
Everyone knows R+L=J, it's literally no surprise to anyone. Most normies probably don't even realize the significance of it.
Just fuck off and show us all of ToJ
Reminder that D&D made Stannis job to Ramsay.
Maisie is qt and a good actress :3
>>69312413
Jesus. What moron thinks that's how he earned the title?
>>69311593
basically political correctness and mods
assuming the mods let you post some negative shit, it's going to get downvoted and positive comments will get upvoted, because it's seen as more "constructive"
just take a look at the huge amount of downvotes preston jacobs is getting with his comedic first impression videos, which are fucking hilarious
fucking normies
>>69312424
>>>/reddit/
>>69311826
>>69311644
They didn't participate in the war, why the fuck are they so dirty?
>>69311920
>he doesn't know about dayneposting
>>69312339
You're good meat, I'll feed you to the dogs.
>>69312424
I think he should have wielded 3 swords to show just how badass he is
Literally what was the point of the 30 second scene between Tyrion, Greyworm and mixed race woman?
Utter pointless
>>69312327
He doesn't give a shit and has no reason too: he already got money until he dies of heart attack
Probably he'll just do the guidelines and let people write the next books for him
Maybe he doesn't even have to do this, he'll just tell them "Follow the show and adapt it to the books"
>>69312465
dumbass, it's
>>>/r/ASOIAF
>>69312196
apparently hack and hack think that all children hate their parents with a passion. probably just projecting
>>69312457
The writers.
Why exactly is bloodraven showing bran all these things?
And what's so important about bran that bloodraven has been "waiting for you" all this time for him? What's he doing with bran exactly... i don't get it
>>69312349
>No shirtless Ramsay "20" Snow of the house goodmen
Jesus fuck /tv/ step it up
>>69312400
needs to have the backstab scene with the HOST HAS DIED, RETURNING TO YOUR WORLD
>>69312294
Pointless Tyrion
More fucking dick jokes
Arthur Dayne, the SWORDSSSS of the morning
Fat fuck and who gives a shit on a boat
FARTS
80s montage
Umbers are retarded
Yes, who could ever find fault?
>>69312490
That would've been cool too maybe.
>>69312455
More of this set?
>>69312465
>>>/fatpinkmast/
lmao
THREADLY REMINDER THAT WHITE WALKERS WILL BE LITERAL NON ISSUE RESOLVED WITHIN 5 EPISODES
>>69312514
he wants to show the power of looking in the past or somethingfanservice
>>69312386
Don't you remember all your old pals, anon?
>>69312514
>Why exactly is bloodraven showing bran all these things?
Because Bran has to learn everything before he leaves the tree man,
>>69312514
the real question is why did puberty destroy bran
he used to be a cute kid and now he's a disgusting potato boy
>>69312514
time travel shit, also old raven is future Bran
>>69312514
dunno, the children of the forest helped the first men defeat the others in the beginning
but they could have nefarious reasons for doing so
it's meant to be something you wonder about
>Episode 3
>Still no word of Stannis
I'm starting to lose faith Stannis bros
>>69311593
>wow can you believe they managed to remember to use the same sword in two different seasons for Ned
I saw that thread. Fucking idiot. To be fair there were people in the comment section pointing out that it's a stupid thing to get excited about since there is very likely a room the prop sits in with a label stating it is Ned's sword and they pulled it out of that room to shoot for this scene again.
>>69311641
the wars to come, now it ends exchange is literally from the book you fucking retard
>>69312557
This needs to be amended
who doesn't watch the show and wait for the books here?
or are you a reader cuck who got cucked by DABID after reading a series for 10+ years??
>>69312557
But the Balon plotline was resolved :)
>>69312551
NO FUCK NO
I WANT TO SEEM THE BLOW THAT HORN, FUCK THE WALL AND START MARCHING SOUTH WRECKING EVERYONE'S SHIT FOR A FINAL STAND IN KING'S LANDING
>>69312588
Except they bastardized it.
>DUDE HE WOULD BE PUT INTO THE GROUND
>>69312588
'the wars to come' is a D&D invention started in season 5 and they seem to be in love with that phrase.
>>69312169
>YFW A Knight's tale is a loose adaptation of Hedge Knight. -Egg
>>69312424
FAT
>>69311644
>yfw that's Woodes Rogers from Black Sails
>>69312564
Where will he go after he's seen all this shit ?
>>69312600
>resolved
>>69311512
> I'm crashing this tower with no survivors
Why do you guys give a fuck if Dayne dual-wielded? Yeah dual-wielding is a bit lame but all it is is a minor detail.
Plenty of legit reasons to hate the show like the godawful dialogue that ruins every single scene.
>>69312557
>tfw Balon won the War of the Five Kings
>>69312576
he's with us in spirit, don't get heated bro.
So lads I thought Bran can only see through the Weirwood trees. Why can he can he just move anywhere with no bother?
>>69312410
Tommen is a Baratheon in name and has dominion over the entire realm (most of the realm at the moment). The Lannisters are officially just close allies. If he wants houses to raise their banners, they're obliged to do it. And most of the Lannister house is all the way in the Westerlands on the other side of Westeros. Stop making excuses for shitty D&D logic.
Screencap this
Jon Snows body is actually the vessel of Stannis soul
so basically
stannis was killed off screen, right?
which means he's not dead?
or is he actually dead?
what the fuck about the crofter's village
>>69312197
The only proper adaption is an LotGH animated series. It would literal solve every problem the show has. Recasting actors like the Mountain three times. Underbudgeted battles. Actual colorful Essos cultures in their full glory. Not having to worry about butchering content and rushing, you could literally make the series like 300 episodes and everything could be in there.
cersei / lannister general fans give me some (You)s please
HEAR
ME
ROAR
>>69312675
fuckers here literally wanted to see Havel here
>>69312645
Norther
>>69312739
no one is dead if they don't die onscreen or they're jon snow
>>69312707
holy shit i actually thought it was her by the thumbnail
>>69311414
he dies at the red weeding defending robb
>>69312090
How so?
>>69312514
He's showing to Bran how to use his powers.
Last ep him shouting at Nedd was using the power of the weirwood whispers or some gay shit
>>69312240
>ritualistic blood sacrifice that directly led to the birth of Rhaegar
>>69312514
>establish Jon Targaryen
>establish Jon's claim to the throne
>Jon goes to the Iron Isles
>Jon hooks up with no-dicks sister
>Jon, now with a fleet, sails to meereen
>Bran wargs all three dragons, cause he has learned all things
>Khalessi, Jon, Reek's sister, Bran, Tryon, Spider all sail for Kings Landing
>Sneks kill Cleaningbowl with a backstab
SCREEN CAP THIS!
>/got/ generally agrees the series started really going downhill in season 4
>coincidentally, season 4 is when double blades started to appear
hmm
THey should make a game of thrones anime with all the cliches.
>>69312763
Dayne should have fought like Artorias, doing wild triple backflips in the air and shit.
>>69312675
Arther Dayne is literally GOAT swordsman with the most iconic sword in Westeros made from a meteor.
Making him dual wield is pants on head retarded.
>>69312697
They're obliged to do it but they'll tell him to fuck off now. The Tyrells are literally the only Great House in any position to help a war effort and they won't do it as long as Margaery is in jail. The North is led by Ramsay of all people, the Iron Islands will never help King's Landing, the Aerie is just Littlefinger doing his scheming and in case you forgot the Lannisters and the Westerlands have gone bankrupt.
The Baratheons have already been cut in half because of Stannis and Renly's defections.
>>69312572
go to bed /v/
>>69311512
where the fuck was gerold hightower in this scene?
>>69312828
Two Swords had a GOAT cold open, tho
>>69312196
"Your father was a cunt"
Were you watching?
does anyone even care what happens to Danny at this point? she's been so disconnected from the major characters for so many seasons, her entire story arc seems pointless and just keeps floundering
CIA When?
>>69312424
this
>>69312514
Watch the fucking show and find out. Why would they spell it out in the first episode? It's called building a narrative. We will find out why, just be patience. Generation Wiki, Jesus Christ. Kids today would rather just read a detailed synopsis than watch an actual show.
>>69312227
>He's the only leader out of all the characters with a bit of dignity left
>Is a literal pimp
>>69312862
He was standing next to Dayne.
>>69312455
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>69312776
There's only spooky white walkers norther though
>>69312866
i'm memeing.
the point of the screencap is TWO swords, dabid. TWO.
who /maisie/ here?
>>69311511
it isn't.
at all.if only hawkeye goth and ornstein could come and fuck dany's dragons up
>GreatJon was alive since season 3
>He was retconned to being dead because plot
>dayne doesn't use Dawn
>stark doesn't use Ice
u wot lad
I seriously don't understand how King Tommen hasn't killed this sparrow fuck to go back to fucking margery
Reminder that Arya, Dany and Sand Sneks are the worst characters in the show and their deaths will have no major effects on the story.
So, who inherits the crown if Tommen dies?
In the "official" narrative he's the last Baratheon alive, is he not? So what happens when he croaks?
>>69312243
Does anyone have the pasta where every noun in the letter is replaced with bastard?
>>69312809
W H Y
H
Y
If he's just a plot device in the show I'll cry.
>>69312862
He's the second kingsguard. Confirmed via the actors twitter and the GoT wiki in a previous thread
>>69312876
The Dothraki will vote to have her tied to a post and gangraped and that'll be the end of it until the dragon shows up again
Or she'll somehow rally the entire Dothraki army to her cause with some speech or omen or shit and then retake Yonkai, Mereen and Volantis
>>69312707
>>69312943
I reckon a great council
>>69312896
okay then why was gerold hightower young and where the fuck was oswell whent?
>>69312945
Bloodraven? could be possible.
>>69312442
R+L=D and you're going to shit your pants.
>>69312920
Dayne is using Dawn. It's just a longsword instead of a greatsword.
Ned never used Ice in combat.
>>69312904
Will his knowledge of trees and old Starklore maybe he'll be able to talk to the spooky white walkers and convince them not to attack the Wall
>>69312920
>ned not picking up his sword before going to enter the tower
>>69312943
The crown probably goes to Robert's closest cousin.
>>69312243
truly ebin :^)
>>69312588
Haha no it's not. Dayne says pretty much zilch until the now it ends. Unlucky kiddo, best do your homework.
>>69312916
her bizarre face is attractive to me
>>69312943
Marjorie, do you even succession?
is this the best character in game of thrones?
>>69312943
technically daenerys is his legal heir but obviously she wouldn't be crowned. as anon said probably a great council.
>>69312981
Because. And who? lol xD
>>69313023
Explain your reasoning.
>>69312844
You really think nobody would help if Tommen offered something in it for them? Littlefinger would fucking help if Tommen offered him something. Please. He's not even making an effort which is the worst part, just ignoring it.
Tell me mum I didn't die like a traitor edition
>>69311369
>>69312995
R+L=D has always been retarded and you know it. There's absolutely no significance in it.
>>69313000
But we literally see them attacking castle black in the trailer
>>69312977
But who would it even choose?
>>69313010
Robert has no cousins whatsoever.
>>69313023
Not really tho.
>watching linda's review
this woman is as autistic as most of /got/.
>>69312557
>no black pirate
waddafug man
>>69313050
I wonder if his mam also boiled the best potatoes.
>>69312890
Not him, but please forgive him for wanting to discuss this show in the generals. We have more memery to do.
>>69313021
Talent is attractive
>>69312998
He may have used Ice in combat. I think he used it at Pike.
He most definitely wouldn't have used it during Robert's Rebellion, though.
>>69312951
>Dragon burns down hut with the Joint Chief of Khals in it
>obscure law that the only way to become the chief horse fucker is to kill all the other ones
>>69312916
I would give anything just tomeet herand have herasmyloving girlfriendand she wouldhold me tightas Iwhisper gentle wordsinto herear
>>69313048
He doesn't have anything to offer them is my point. And he's so weak right now that anything he could offer, they could probably just take.
>>69313050
Rip othell yarwick
killing him was probably the most evil thing Jon has done tb-h-
>>69311734
it was well choreographed, but more unrealistic than backflips in chain mail.
it's not that he went 1v5 and won. it's how he did it
>>69312499
I know I'd nut all over mel's torso. So there's that.
>>69313077
link
Daily reminder to ignore autistic bookfags and just laught at them while they keep getting BTFO by the show.
>"I fought with the watch through a Storm of Swords during the Clash of Kings whilst lordlings like you were playing the Game of Thrones and now you leave me as a Feast for Crows™"
BRAVO
>>69312998
why is it identical to the other generic longsword then? and in other scenes ned uses ice in combat. see the duel versus jaime.
>>69312591
>>69313081
Don't shoot the reposter
>>69312981
Oswell Whent is excusable at least. Everyone came to see Dayne, and Hightower is the LC so needs to be named.
Whent would have just been another actor to pay.
>>69312779
based CDPR
>>69313051
We will see m8.
>>69313138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1HJyWN1b0
>>69313075
But surely there are houses in the Stormlands that are related to the Baratheons by blood? Like Starks/Karstarks?
>>69312943
There will be war you imbecile
>>69313073
That's just another Tree vision of what will happen if he doesn't learn everything and go Norther
>>69313144
kek bookshits btfo forever
>>69313157
Fuck that. I wanted to see Whent's bat helm.
>>69313171
>>69313171
>>69313171
new thread
>>69313097
>house of fraser
just
>>69313144
>i am the storm, the first and the last
Hmm... that sounds awfully familiar
>Episode is called Oathbreaker
>Only SmallJon breaks his oath
So what happened to episodes actually having a bit of a theme?
>>69313075
>But who would it even choose?
At this point it would probably end in a civil war with the Tyrells and Lannisters for it.
Martells probably had the best claim for it after the Baratheons and Targaryens but that's gone. Robin Arryn has some Targ blood in him too but he ain't living for much longer.
>>69313131
Yeah, I'd figure he'd retreat to a choke point, and kill them off one vs one in reality.
>>69313144
Reminder if you don't know who this is, you are exactly the dumb TV audience that D&D are pandering to.
>>69313097
No wonder Maisie looks like a goblin.
>>69312090
Every scene nu gregor is in just seems completely ridicoulous to me. Like there's an 8 foot zombie just standing around and no one seems to care. At least grrm tried to make it somewhat plausible in the books with the face-covering helmet and vow of silence.
>>69311734
Was a great fight scene
>>69313118
He can offer Littlefinger personal rewards and territory. Littlefinger is an opportunist and would take an opportunity like that in an instant under the context of "serving the realm". Even Cersei would know that, dumb as she is. He could offer others people riches or territory of Dorne. Especially the Lannisters, who as you say, are hurting for cash.
>>69311511
You can die at any time from the biggest bullshit that you probably should've seen coming
>>69313144
I AM THE STORM BROTAH!
>>69313288
>Like there's an 8 foot zombie just standing around and no one seems to care.
Pycelle does care, but then again no one cares about him.
>>69313144
But Great Gatsby is a pretty bad book. How about using an actual good book like Ulysses to show how shit GRRM's writing is
>>69313154
https://youtu.be/TwRix1p9sDY
Ned doesn't use Ice here you fucking dipshit retard
>>69313223
The four hung men broke their oath. Kelly c broke an oath. Jon "broke" an oath. There mightve been more.
>>69312031
>The King doesn't do anything despite that fact his sister was just openly murdered by four bastards from Dorne who have now somehow usurped power after killing members of the ruling family and are likely soon to be in open rebellion
>the king doesn't do anything despite the fact that his mother created and empowered a religious extremist order who imprisioned her, tortured her and made her walk naked through the city streets
>the king doesn't do anything despite his queen being emprisioned by said religious fanatics and will probably end like her mother or worse
>the king doesn't do anything even though the warden of the north has been asassinated and his mad dog son is now holding the north
the king is weak. WEAK
>>69313031
yes
>>69311693
he made a friend the lord commander of the nights watch for a reason.
>>69313154
Dawn had the same design that Oathkeeper did (Dawn's not Valyrian steel but the show seem to have ignored that) and a rising sun on the pommel.
It wasn't the most obvious of differences to establish it as a famous sword, but it is there.
How is Randyll gonna react to his son's inbred wildling waifu and baby?
>>69313381
at least the religious fanatics have some context of being "just" under muh religion bullshit
also tommen doesnt know ramsay killed roose and roose isnt his fucking sister nor in rebellion
>>69313349
>replying to a bait image
>>69313381
>the king doesn't do anything despite the fact he has equal numbers of KG against club wielding monks plus an unarmed vicar
>>69313223
Jon was the only one not to break an oath you fucking retard.
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall NOT END UNTIL MY DEATH. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>69312634
ffs I love Black Sails, I loved Rogers in it, but I couldn't put the two together though I recognised he's familiar
>>69313223
Tommen pussied out despite his solemnly swearing to his mother he would slaughter the militant faith last episode, the Meereenese woman betrayed the sons of the harpy, Khal Drogo's failure to fulfill his oath was lampshaded, also Jaimie appeared.
>>69313484
FAT
PINK
MAST
I can't even type that without laughing.
>>69313549
>It shall NOT END UNTIL MY DEATH
Thanks for reminding me, I thought it was out of character for him to break his vows, but now I understand.
>>69313363
yes he does, he's literally holding it
>>69313050
If Jon didn't cut that rope I was ready to fucking off myself
Perhaps Rickon is taking "Arya" (aka Jayne)'s place as 'person to be rescued from winterfell' for Jon and his wildling army?
>>69313761
That isn't Ice. Ice is a greatsword. Ned has a longsword in that scene
