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FUCK OFF DORNE edition
>>69285953
Northmen are fucking pricks desu. I thought they all despised Boltons?
>>69286899
How do they fucking rule, they have no claim to Dorne.
A fucking lowborn whore and 3 kinslaying bastards.
Let's hope Darkstar will come in the night and save us from them.
How will Kevan be killed off in ze show?
When will we see Smee in action against the Kingslayer?
>>69286954
It will all be part of an epic ruse
>The Northmen presents Rickon to Ramsey
>He is about kill him
>Suddendly stab in the back by Karstark or something
>All the northmen bows to Rickon
They will build it up like all the northmen have betrayed the Starks since everyone expects the edgy route and then have a twist
>>69287922
Smee will only move as CIA commands him, currently he is infiltrating the sept
thanks for creating these threads it makes /tv/ a nice play for a redditor like me :)
fuck olly hehe
Is it bad that I came to /tv/ just to see the fallout from *FART*
The only good stuff in the new season are the Tommen scenes.
Hate all you want, this was a great fucking episode
Umbers are up to sometink?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167339
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167339
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167339
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167339
>>69287986
>literally giving your enemy leverage over you
Yeah nah.
Shouldn't Tommen also be demanding to see his wife?
>>69287986
This will happens and it's fucking retarded because there will be no point in handing Rickon to Ramsay.
>people think Rickon agreed to kill his direwolf to ruse Ramsey
>>69287986
We already know what will happen and that's not it. The summary of the entire battle has been leaked for some time and every new episode makes it look more and more legit.
>>69287986
>Implying DnD are capable of writing anything like this
>>69288990
who?
There are literally no waifu's left except Melly now. Where did it all go wrong?
>>69288990
He learned how to masturbate
>>69288931
I think to some extent we all did.
>>69288990
Tommen is dumb cunt
clarke is so fucking hot since she put on weight
>>69288968
Consider completely staying at Reddit. There you can all suck D&D cock all you want and no "haters" to spoil your fun.
10/10 casting
>>69288995
people aren't sure whether shaggydogs small head is d&d being hacks as usual, or part of the ruse
>Rickon wargs shaggy who was sneaked in by Umbers
>bites Ramsays face off
pls happen
Reminder that Margaery will pick Jaime as her champion
>>69288996
What is it then
>>69289040
nice meme
>>69287877
The old maester guy will probably fart on him xD
So, why doesn't Ramsay just kill Rickon where he stands? His very existence endangers his claim to the North, it's why he killed his baby brother.
>>69286899
Come on, Bran! In a dream?
Why would the Umbers give Ramsay the real Rickon if it was a conspiracy?
Ramsays most logical action is to kill him on the spot, if anything he tortures and cuts Rickon and cuts his dick off, not what you would want to happen as Stark loyalist.
Just deliver him some random boy and Shaggy/fake Shaggy.
How come the kingsguard was acting under orders of Rhaegar. Shoudnt they all be at Aerys' side?
>>69289049
FUCK OUTTA HERE
FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
JAIME FUCKING LANNISTER? THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN'T HAVE A HAND?
>>69288996
which is?
>>69288968
if you like it on Reddit why come here? Why do muslims who hate democracy and freedom want to come to western nations and shit the bed here?
>>69289064
Rickon might still be useful as some sort of leverage, idk
>Wants Bran to learn everything
>Doesn't let Bran learn what happened in the Tower even though it's super important
Wut?
>>69286899
>Melly Revives Jon
>Davos: LOL GTFO MELLY.
Not even a thank you.
>>69289064
bad pussi dabid
>>69288931
i did the same
we share the shame.
*farts*
>>69289064
Rickon's got childbearing hips and he needs a Stark for control of the North.
which of the night's watch traitors do you think popped an erection from erotic asphyxiation?
i'd put money on it being othell yarwick to be honest
Osha is still in the same clothes as in season 1?
yet they cannot keep Shaggodogs head consistent?
>>69289049
Why would he?
>>69289094
Nigga do you even listen? If he becomes too attached to the past, he won't be able to come back.
>>69289095
Even if she revived John, she was still kinda responsible for the whole Stannis suicide march disaster, so I guess it evens out
>>69289099
*gains weight*
>>69288904
I tried, shits hard.
>>69288908
I don't use it, on a new hd while my new pc gets built, but I'll take it off the taskbar if it will make you happy
>>69288950
Noted
>>69289116
But how are you supposed to learn "everything" without knowing the past?
>>69288968
Stay on fucking Reddit. Don't come back.
>>69289056
>>69289060
Ramsay will shoot Rickon with a bow at the battlefield. Umbers remain loyal to Ramsay. Jon and his forces will be about to lose, just before Littlefinger arrives with the Vale army. Ramsay will flee and Jon will kill him in Winterfell.
>>69289079
don't mind this post, i got my memes mixed up
>>69288931
(farts) was the best thing to happen to the show in ages, senpai.
>>69289049
This would actually be the logical solution but cleganebowl is so memed that it wont happen.
>>69289137
>>69289089
>>69289040
samefagging this hard
>>69289128
He has to see parts, then think on them in perspective, then continue. If he followed everything at once he'd never leave.
Oh okay.
So Jon needed to be voted in (and supposedly so did Jeor) but with Edd it's just "He's the only character left with a name so fuck it."
Why not Denys Mallister?
I know the actor's dead but Denys is still alive.
Why wouldn't he be LC?
>>69289128
It's clearly set up that they will be back. But they can't do it on one go, because going into the past too long can fuck your shit up
Christ you're stupid
>>69289145
Nice.
I think that if Rickon is killed on the spot, Smalljon would kill Ramsay, he could probably kill them both
Please keep (farts) going
>>69289141
>Ramsay will shoot Rickon with a bow at the battlefield. Umbers remain loyal to Ramsay.
jesus fucking christ
So wait Karstark is a boy fucker now?
Did they really just make someone a peadophile to remind you they're the bad guys?
>>69289121
oh boy
>>69289163
Is Ramsay a good fighter? I can't remember.
>>69289146
>logical
There is nothing logical about picking a cripple for a trial match. Maybe if Jaime still had his original dominant hand
>>69289128
By taking it slow?
>>69289151
How do you know he's LC? Maybe Jon gave him the robe so people will be more likely to vote for him.
>>69289066
My ex used to fart in her sleep. Juicy sounding ones too. I don't miss those one bit.
>>69287986
Then why kill the wolf?
Does anyone have the big character death leak for this season?
>>69289178
He has his shirt on so hes nerfed in that scene
>>69289174
was just banter I think
>play ck2
>focus on iron islands
>euron turns out to be a bit beta and has no kids
>look up his heir
>victarion is heir
>he's actually married to Danaerys
he actually did it the absolute madman
Hey guys! :)
That was a really great episode :D
I really liked the pecker joke :D
Arthur Dayne is badass :O
Varys is a really smart man ;)
Why is that old man covered in wood? :S
Please bring Daenerys back to Mereen ;.;
I hate Ollie -_-
Why can Jon quit the Night's Watch? :OOOO
>>69289178
Book or show?
>>69289163
>if Rickon is killed on the spot
>if
There's no reason for Ramsay not to
>>69289178
He made the fiercest warriors of the Iron Islands run away while shirtless, of course he is
>>69289174
i think smalljon was just being a tormund-tier macho quipper
>>69289141
Mee, Maiman, Dokta, Paveleer, Butto, Lee, Juan. Ofyu are gonna crash Ramsey with no survivors
Can someone explain the (farts) meme for me? what did I miss?
>>69289174
>Did they really just make someone a peadophile to remind you they're the bad guys
pretty much
>>69289174
that was so god damn lazy
reminds me of RLM talking about 'what's your number'
BY THE WAY, MY NEIGHBOUR LIKES TO FUCK DOGS *sound effects*
>>69289201
(farts)
>>69289174
Pedophiles are bad guys.
>>69289178
Shirtles Ramsay with double daggers, would fuck a whole khalasar.
>>69289095
She could have my children.
>>69289127
Posted the webm in the previous thread
>>69289178
He isn't a good fighter on his own, he needs the help of his Hounds or of twenty good men
>>69289151
jon didnt make him LC, he just gave him control of castle black, sort of like how alliser was in command between the death of mormont and the election of jon. there will probably be an election eventually.
some weeks ago someone greentexted episode summary. said dany gets nude, she kind of did?(body double), did anyone save the greentext?
>>69289224
twenty thousands dothraki screamers
>>69289214
The fart during the small council scene.
>>69289215
wew that scene gave me boners
>>69289214____________________________________________________
_______________(farts)
>>69289174
It's banter you dumb shit
alright guys i shouldn't post this but whatever
>be me
>have menial techy job on got set
(no i'm not telling you which one)
>doing my thing one day
>see the 547th assistant director and a bunch of guys (minor speaking roles?) staring quizzically at an ipad
>AD sees me
>says "you're a young person, help us out here"
>beckons me over
>they're looking at a pdf of the script
>AD points at a word in the script
>"what does this mean?"
>i swear to rhllor , this genuine sentence is in the stage directions:
"Even though Tyrion's his best friend, Varys still enjoys seeing him get pwned."
fucking d+d. biggest tv series of all time and they put this shit in there. only jews could get away with this
>>69289200
probably random scripted event trigger
>>69289146
>logical
>Jaime cant fight
>Still loves his sister in the show
>>69289214
>small council
>old dude is talking shit about the mountain being revived
>in walks the mountain with cersei and jamie
>still talking shit when everyone got quiet
>turns and sees the mountain
>farts
>umbers don't pledge loyalty
>bring some small wolf head
>based Blackfish is behind it all
>>69286899
Cersei brings up a good point, why hasn't anyone done anything about Dorne yet?
Don't the Tyrells hate Dorne? You'd think they'd be enthusiastic about attacking them.
>>69288980
>Spend five seasons building up Ramsay as a major villain
>some literal who umbers kill him in totally anticlimactic fashion next episode
nah.
If the Umbers try anything, Ramsay's plot armor will protect him.
They'll have Jon kill Ramsay at some point most likely.
>>69289204
Well he could sort of adopt him to strengthen his claim.
what are olenna, mace, pycelle and kevan up to? ??? ??? ????????????
>>69289204
Reekon
Best character
>>69289174
Or was it a joke about how Lord Karstark killed young Lannister boys and ended up getting beheaded?
where is jon going?
K I N V A R A
I
N
V
A
R
A
WHEN?
How to make that scene less confusing
>BEND YOUR KNEE UMBER
>NO
>THEN WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?
>WE HAVE RICKON
>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
>*puts wolf head on table*
>>69289273
>>based Blackfish is behind it all
I'd forgotten all about him, he must have had the world's longest piss
>>69288968
it was the best since Hardhome, simply by not having full-on retarded character actions.
>>69289235
Now those are some really good men
>>69289297
Organizing the pot luck for Jenga and Mimosa Tuesdays?
>>69289296
>strengthen his claim
Rickon literally has a BETTER claim
EAT SHIT OLLIE
FUCK YOU
>>69289196
O_o
>>69289303
I get that killing him off was retarded, but it was pretty badass that he took out like 12 Harpy fucking shits on his own and at that age.
>>69289256
Sure.
>>69289303
It's Barristan "cut through niggas like they're made of butter" fucking selmy, and yet got killed like a bitch for no reason what so ever.
>>69289256
context of this line: tyrion's talking to mulatto khaleesi handmaiden about slavery, tyrion says he was a slave so he knows what it's like, then she says 'not long enough to understand'. then varys smirks at le ebin pwnage
this WILL happen
>>69289297
OH GOD YES
SOMEONE POST THE NON-NEGATIVE VERSION
HNNNNDGGGG
I WANT TO JAM MY FUCKIN COCK IN HER HEAD LIKE THIS
(farts)
>>69289214
Scarlet witch farted and now it don't stop.
Rewatched some of season 1 recently. What the fuck happened to this show it used to be so good
>jamie vs Ned after Tyrion is taken into custody due to the knife attack
>jorah Mormont killing a dothraki because of armor
>little finger and the whole I told you not to trust me shindig
>Robert and Ned broing out
we will never have that kind of quality again
>>69289350
Agreed 100%. Like he said in S1
>I am a knight, I shall die a knight
>>69289319
OHHH it was a wolf's head! the shot was so dark and light reflected on my screen through the shatters so I couldn't discern what it was, just looked like some amorphous dark blob.
>>69289363
At least we have bad pussy now
can anyone explain to me why the Umbers wouldn't just do this
>take Rickon as a ward
>immediately seize the claim as wardens of the north, with Rickon to be raised until he's old enough to rule under their stead
>immediately cancel out the claims of a BASTARD from house Bolton
Wasn't Barristan Selmy on Robert's Small Council?
>>69289345
go back to r*ddit
>>69289303
>Barristan "cut through the five of you like carving a cake" Selmy
>killed by some mereen fucking shits
>>69289377
and (farts), don't forget (farts)
>>69289319
still to confusing
>I am Smalljon Umber, the son of Greatjon Umber, the guy who got his fingers bitten off by Robb's wolf Greywind. Remember show fans? Oh yeah he died off screen because we didn't want to pay the actor.
>Bend the knee to me Lord Umber, which is a way of pledging fealty to a higher lord in the middle ages. Fealty is a sword contract in which one person pledges to serve another in order for their protection.
>I will not bend the knee, but I will give you Rickon Stark, the youngest Stark brother who also had a wolf named Shaggydog. Its okay show fans you might not remember because he had like 5 lines in the entire series, but Bran said earlier that he would be going to Last Hearth the home of the Umbers. Also here is the head of Shaggydog, the darkest colored direwolf. Dire wolves are those big wolves that all the Stark children received at the first episode of the show. Remember show fans eh? eh? Remember?
>>69289178
He is, only because he's batshit insane.
He's Fookin' Legend tier.
>>69289363
Are you serious?
This shit now is so much better than season one.
But sure go back to your joffery and cersei freak out at a direwolf plot.
The only reasons reddit loves this episode:
>fuck olly amirite? XD reddit gold pls
>le cleganebowl hype xDDD
>dayne is BADASS omg :D
>smalljon CUNT fucking epic ;D
>>69289384
theyre mad that a bastard who took the black is doing something they dont like
>>69289350
>>69289366
Yeah but in the book he never took off his armor and killed a champion pit fighter that was guarding Hizdahr. And he isn't dead.
>>69289049
get hyped you moron, even Arya admited that he was her husbando
>>69289384
for fear of Ser Twenty of house Goodmen
>>69289303
AHHHHH GREY WORM HELP ME
>>69289391
>some
literally a dozen+ by himself
get rekt
>>69289355
>killed like a bitch
you got tough bitches down there yo
>>69289159
not who u replied to but ur the one that is a mongo mate.
blood raven clearly has ulterior motives and is just showing bran wht he wants him to see
the only reason thy didnt show wht was in the tower is cause D and D are fucking hacks and they want to spread it out over the season or to a later season, in the book i bet its revealed all at once in the same green dream
>>69289195
Please
FUCKING CONFIRMED
can please all of you go back to re***t?
we think it's shit, it was a terrible ep.
so
was bolton a cunt?
>>69289333
He can't rule underage and Ramsay can still kill him off later. Stranger things have happened:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_III,_Holy_Roman_Emperor#Regency_of_Henry_II
>>69289401
>implying /got/ isn't exactly like that
>>69289367
fucking this
>it's sunny as hell
>2/3 of episode is dark as my butthole
>cant see shit
fuck it
PLEASE
>>69289413
>could kill five kingsguard knights in full armor without sweating
>can't kill a few dozen knife-wielding shitskins
>>69287986
They killed his direwolf though. That is pretty extreme for a ruse.
>>69289399
I'm glad you enjoy it, must be convenient
if you enjoy having shit rubbed on your face by all means go for it
>>69289350
the "kills 12 guys" scene would have been fine but they shot it mostly in longshot in an awkward way so you didn't really feel the odds. the actors age may have been an issue.
>>69289443
>can't kill a few dozen knife-wielding shitskins
Actually he did. Bait harder.
>>69289419
Twist!
Blood Raven is not with the real Children of The Forest, but the CHILDREN OF THE DARKNESS FLAME, and he is trying to use Brann to destroy the world, not save it!
The real children of the forest are in the westerlands, fucked Tywin wife, and Tyrion is half lannister and half children of the forest, not a dwarf!
>>69289438
cinematography is expensive and they are alreddy on a tight budget. may I remind you that emilia clark takes around 3,5 milion for a nude scene.
why bring up rickon after all this time just to have him be reek 2.0? this show is just getting by on shock value at this point
>>69289453
What if it's actually just a normal wolf and Shaggydog is fine?
What if Shaggydog had already died from other causes?
>>69289428
I'll take any episode where the characters behave like actual humans with logical motives after the shitfest of the previous 4 episodes.
>>69289453
could've been some random wolf
>>69289453
it's head is too small
Either d&d fucked up, or the brought other wolfs head
Anyone else hyped we'll get to meet Samuel Tarly's father?
Books make it sound like he's a medieval Judge Dredd.
Why is Emilia Clark allowed to act?
Can they just swap her out for someone else? I seriously cringe at her scenes.
"IM DA MUDDER O DRAGGONS FEER ME" give it a fucking rest already
Someone needs to put her in her place its like shes actively fighting any kind of character development
>>69289467
it's a ruse, we gunna retake Winterfell from the inside baby
>>69289401
They also think (farts) is the pinnacle of comedy
And that the ToJ choreography was 'top-notch'
Other comments:
>I enjoyed seeing [Varys'] "little birds," for the first time, officially. I always suspected they were kids, but to have it confirmed!
>And Now His Watch has Ended #fuckolly #ripshaggydog
>>69289175
>boy
>tfw the direwolves being executed feels sadder than the Starks dying
>>69289462
Is that a leak?
>>69289489
why does Jesus Snow leave the NW then?
>Barristan Selmy - best swordsman alive
>stabbed in the back
>Areo Hotah - biggest black man alive
>stabbed in the back
>Arthur Dayne - best swordsman ever
>stabbed in the back
>>69289497
shaggy is not dead it's a ruse!
>>69289497
Yeah, who gives a fuck about the northern shits. I felt so bad every time a doggo died.
>>69289497
iktf
Everyone in this show is clinically retarded
So if Jon Snow's watch has ended, what's he gonna do now?
>>69289465
dark cinematography isn't easier, it's only even possible now because of digital cameras.
the simple fact is that before electric lighting people lived their lives in lower light conditions unless they went outside. that's why stately homes all have fuckhuge windows. it's totally realistic that it be dark in a castle.
>>69289497
Are all the Starks wargs in the show or just Bran?
In episode "Walk of Punishment", when Locke strikes Jamie's sword-hand with a carving knife, he severs it causing Jamie to be fitted with a golden prosthetic, yet he seems to have a normal hand on a book during last night's small council scene. I mean, what are we to believe, that Qyburn did some magic to regrow his hand, or something?
Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>>69289516
>wooooow these people who are really good at fighting get killed by underhanded means
>>69289515
cause he doesn't know yet?
>>69289525
Make puns, put on sunglasses, and have The Who scream behind him
>>69289515
sick of all their shit
So, is it confirmed?
>>69289531
That's clearly Tyrell's hand you melt
>>69289531
>yet he seems to have a normal hand on a book
that's clearly the other bloke's hand
>>69289486
now you know why the shitting scene was so important. vulnerability is good for a character. but instead we got white pussy hair and a khal almost pulling her clothes off because she'd forgotten that widows are sacred to the dothraki.
>>69289531
You have bad eyesight, I hope this isn't a new meme
>>69289385
Yes.
>>69289531
Oh wow good god
CLEGANE BOWL
WHERE THE FUCK IS STRONG BELWAS?!
>>69289530
Just Bran confirmed (in the show).
>>69289549
Mace*
>>69289497
reminder that sentimentalizing animals is a sign that you are a SOCIOPATH
>>69289151
i'm mad that they had such great casting for Edd and Tormund but they don't do any fun shit
There is a slight problem with John's plan of attack Winterfell and claiming his right....
Everyone except the Wildlings and Night Watch are going to think that he betrayed his vows.
>>69289531
JUST
BLESS HIM WITH SALT
BLESS HIM WITH STONE
BLESS HIM WITH STEEL
>>69289438
>be this guy
>watch GoT
>It's a dark episode with most scenes in enclosed spaces
>doesn't have the foresight to lower the curtains or move away from the lights
>blames the show for his ineptitude
>>69289577
You don't think word gets around that a guy came back from the fucking dead? Jon is going to become a literal legend.
This season continues to make no fucking sense. The way its going i wouldn't be surprised if Brienne is the faith's champion.
>>69289546
jaime is hype
>>69289531
hahaha oh my god what were d&d even thinking, did they forget he lost his hand?
Where the fuck did they go so wrong?
Compare this single scene with the new episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6GW03WsFgU
Better than anything in the last 3 seasons.
friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
based GRRM
>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned!
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned!
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.
So is it a big deal that Dayne died by getting stabbed in the back when his focus is on Ned?
>Sword of the Morning
>didnt know he only glanced the Frogman
>>69289141
I don't why D&D turned Ramsay from a beta psychopath in the books to a comic book villain in the show, why not having multilayered villains like Tywin? We already had Roose who was perfect for the role, or LF, or whatever, now it's about Bane with 20 good men. Just because you need someone to convey your hatred, villains don't need motivations, they're evil just for the sake of it. Bravi D&D
>>69289569
>Just Bran confirmed
doesn't Jon having no ill-effects from the resurrection pretty much prove he is as well?
>>69289577
The Night's Watch are the judge of that, all they have to do is display his P45 or something
>>69289596
Why would people believe it? Ramsay claims his father was poisoned by his enemies and nobody believes him.
>>69289534
so he'll ride all the way to winterfell just to meet up with Rickon? makes 0 sense
>>69289596
Wasn't there supposed to be someone else who did the exact same thing several times?
Part of that merry band of people the Hound anally-devasted.
>>69289203
Radiodrama
Post characters that did nothing wrong.
>>69289174
MEGA JAPE'D
>>69289564
The hound is dead.
>>69289576
i mad with you bro
>>69289596
In the eyes of the average grunt or peasant perhaps. The people that matter, the nobility, probably won't believe it and think it was made up to justify breaking his vows. Unless Jon claiming his right somehow works in their favour.
>I've seen your pecker
>No God would have a pecker that small
Isn't the obsession with big penises a recent thing? Historically small penises were seen as preferable and big penises were the subject of mockery. What they cared about is if you had big testicles.
>>69289515
>be Jon Snow
>go to the Wall, hang with Night's Watch
>get a promotion
>face odds, take responsability, work so everything remains as smooth as possible
>despite all the hard work get stabbed anyway
>come back
>hang the traitors because fuck you
>fuck off
It's understandable that he was sick of that shit
>>69289467
Rickons sole purpose is to carry on the stark name, if D&D actually kill him then they just gave away their ending
>>69289333
Post yfw ramsay marries rickon to claim winterfell.
>>69289611
>to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred
Not particularly, certainly never closer than second cousins. The inbred nobility meme is an 18th century phenomenon
>>69289593
it's bright as fuck, it shines through my curtains, and i cant move the pc
>>69289639
except for that time he killed his Lord Commander. Book Thorne is alright, Show Thorne is villanized too much by hack&hack
>>69289620
>doesn't Jon having no ill-effects from the resurrection pretty much prove he is as well?
Well yeah and also Robb was reported doing funny thing with his wolf and we saw some shit happening as well. Still I would stay warging is only confirmed for Bran in the show. In the book it's apparent they all had those abilities.
>>69289614
Did anyone else except Dayne to say something when he looked at Ned after getting stabbed?
>>69289639
He publicly admitted to killing Jon Snow instead of having him poisoned to death for plausible deniability
>>69289644
he is not he became a monk he is more powerful than ever before
>>69289593
>let me move my dad's home cinema rig, no prob lulz
>let me close the giant fucking windows in the living room that don't have curtains or blinds
Fucking retard. Hollywood should stop their act of filming 3/4 of scenes dark as fuck just to spare the cost of special effects. In the past cameramen knew how to actually shoot a dark scene and make it coherent.
>DABID
>WHAT IF WE GIVE DE DAYNE TWO SWORDS AND HE SWING THEM LIKE A HELIPCOPTER WOWOWOWOWOWOW
>WHY THAT DO?
>LIKE THE ANIMES DABID
>THE PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF HIS SUPERIOR SWORDMANS SKILL SO THEY JUST CIRCLE AROUND INSTEAD
>BRILLIANT!
*both start making helicopter noises while running in circles around the room
so are sansa and jon gonna not see each other because jon is going full emo mode and leaving the NW?
>>69289175
oh my
>>69289658
Gotta have a small penis/no penis joke in their somewhere, it's the defining feature of this season
>>69289658
Atleast it's in character for Tormund
FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD FART JOKE XD
>>69289670
>muh break the wheel
>>69289649
For whatever it may be worth, the Lannisters know it's possible, by extension people like Littlefinger must also.
>>69289639
effeminates really ramped up their confident mature man killing spree from last season. blackfish and jonathan pryce don't have a chance.
>>69289700
To be far, it was better than any of Tyrion's jokes
>>69289691
The sad part is, this is probably not too far from the truth
>fart jokes and dick jokes: the show
Why are we still watching it?
>>69289703
SHUT UP ALREADY
it was tastefully done, game of thrones is high literature not some fucking big bang sitcom
>>69289574
no :p
>2 kingsguard not 3
>dialogue completely changed
>still keep parts of it for some reason
>just comes off weird and awkward
>Arthur Dayne winning 1v5
>NOW IT ENDSHH
Worst part is that they now forever ruined the chance of a moving about Robert's Rebellion happening, one that could've been properly made.
>>69289676
>The inbred nobility meme is an 18th century phenomenon
Is it me or was Jon's walking away at the end really poorly executed?
>>69289703
HAHA CLASSIC MAESTAR PYCELLE
>>69289688
>DABID
>WADDIF DA DOG ISNT DED
>HE BECAME A MONK DABID
>LIKE DA JEDI
>LIGHTSABERS DABID
>>69289355
>>69289391
guy rekt a dozen guys in close quarters with knives with a longsword, even Arthur Dayne wasnt immune to backstabs
>>69289530
In the show we only know about Bran, in the books all of them are supposedly wargs (confirmation since POV characters only on Jon, Bran and Arya, strong hints at Rickon and Robb, so possibly Sansa too but Lady died early)
>>69289614
The sword of the morning got killed by Howland fucking Reed?
>>69289722
>just comes off weird and awkward
Only if you obsess over the books, the average viewer won't notice anything wrong
>>69289674
>Ramsay mocks Rickon for having childbearing hips
>fucks Rickon for the hell of it
>9 months later Rickon bears Ramsay a son
>ramsay's face when
>It's a 'Everyone is scared of Zombie Gregor' episode.
>>69289722
Did Lyanna even shout Eddard?
>>69289726
It's just you. It was badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AiXO1pAiA
>3 episodes of night watch filler for shit that could have been done in 1.
>Le witty imp fucking boring ass conversation piss break.
>Queen of Burgers boring segment which achieved nothing.
>Same old Kings Landing crap. We have had this build up for ages now. I swear Frankenmountain won't actually kill them all until episode 6.
>Fucked up northern story line. God knows who supports who and who will betray who.
Im starting to think that leaked season 6 north story line script was right. If CIA and Salsa do a Rohan LOTR rescue, it will just cap a shite season.
>>69289668
it was not, considering what he saw north of the wall
plus, after ressurection he'd have absolute authority
>>69289736
Ned just finished him off quickly unless you think Dayne can get a full recovery getting stabbed through the throat.
>>69289736
It was always obvious that Ned and Reed killed Dayne in some bullshit way
Now it's just confirmed he stabbed him in the back after he was down for a few minutes
>mfw the leaks were once again entirely correct
Do we have the one for the next episode already?
FUCKING BASED
>>69289095
I WANT TO BULLY MELLY
>>69289722
>2 kingsguard not 3
There wouldnt be any difference if there was 3 kingsguard instead of 2, it just would mean 2 die early on.
>dialogue completely changed
Dialogue needed to be changed because the book dialogue wouldnt translate to the screen and would seem cliche and cheesy.
>Arthur Dayne winning 1v5
Best swordsman in the planetos
>>69289744
>Oh boy! A new Reek to play with!
>>69289688
Is this in the fat mans books or is this a meme?
>>69289546
He knows.
>it's another "Ramsay is Snidely Whiplash" episode
how long is this shit gonna take? he's not interesting at all
>>69289768
I GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
Viserys Targaryen, S1E01
>Where's my sister?
Eddard Stark, S6E03
>Where's my sister?
pottery
>>69289768
Died like a man.
Not like Jolly Ollie, master of folly.
what is Jorah quickly ran into the Dorthraki town and touch everybody? they could just wait it out while dorthraki turn into stone memes
>>69289733
>in the books all of them are supposedly wargs
I know, that's why I specified the show
>>69289754
I think it should've been slightly longer.
Make him walk slower or some shit.
>>69289768
>Gee oh my fuck those niggers across the wall
>We can't let em in to aid us! Nevermind the FUCKING UNDEAD DARK SOULS ZOMBIES
Fucking retarded I'm glad Jon killed them all and got revenge, the wall is so fucking stupid in the books.
>>69289768
I find it amusing that the other NW didn't wager who would last longer in the gallows...
>>69289604
man robert was based. too bad he was stuck as the king, he should've led a mercenary band and then retired.
>>69289676
>the inbred nobility meme is an 18th century phenomenon
Stop making stuff up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree_collapse
Rape scene next week. Can't fucking wait.
>>69289531
Classic mistake.
>>69289716
This, by watching you fags are only contributing to this shit
>get called a prude and a virgin because I think the show is much better without a bunch of sex scenes eating into the runtime
>>69289804
Go back to reddīt.
>>69289774
>Rickon confirmed for broodmare
>>69289792
>what is Jorah quickly ran into the Dorthraki town and touch everybody?
>dual-wielding arthur dayne
fuck these hacks
TWOW release when?
How do you go from this?
to this.
>>69289768
> was permitted to work for many years of my life under the greatest son whom my people has brought forth in its thousand year history. Even if I could, I would not want to erase this period of time from my existence. I am happy to know that I have done my duty, to my people, my duty as a German, as a National Socialist, as a loyal follower of my Führer. I do not regret anything. If I were to begin all over again, I would act just as I have acted, even if I knew that in the end I should meet a fiery death at the stake. No matter what human beings may do, I shall some day stand before the judgment seat of the Eternal. I shall answer to Him, and I know He will judge me innocent.
Absolutely based
>>69289757
Would you continue happily working with people who stabbed you? Personally I'd also wash my hands off it and go do whatever
>>69289804
He hasn't seen any White Walkers himself, though
9gag is so much better than /got/
http://9gag.com/gag/ao970vg
>>69289790
Olly death was pretty based too tbqhwyf
Why the fuck would the Umbers side with Boltons over the Starks?
>>69289771
>cliche and cheesy.
>AND NOW ITENZ
The show is cliche and cheesy.
>>69289127
dat muscle development
>>69289824
and instead we have a bunch of pointless "tyrion is a comedian/dragon tamer" scenes eating into the runtime
wow what an improvement, thanks
>>69289838
A haircut
>>69289855
but that line is from the book
>>69289256
My dad works for Nintendo.
>>69289235
>video game shit
>Missing token Asian doing karate
>>69289111
>erotic asphyxiation
mighty kek
>>69289358
>he doesn't know how to do it himself
>>69289851
>Angsty teenager who just makes stupid faces instead of actual meaningful last words.
>>69289812
>She's going to castrate him during the blowjob.
>>69289852
DnD need a reason to have a wildling army retake Winterfell (to save Rickon and Dickon naturally)
>>69289844
>9gag is so much better than /got/
4 U!
>>69289838
did they lose the armour or something? what the hell?
>>69289838
>that armour quality downgrade
Damn son, did they lose the original or couldn't afford the down payment or something?
>>69289851
>based
No he died like a complete bitch. No last words, averted the eyes off Jon Snow when he faced him, because he knew he fucked up and couldn't take it like a man like based Thorne. and a made a huge bitch face when dead
Lived like a bitch, died like one
>>69289649
He can just show his scars, they won't be healing
>>69289838
i dont understand why when the budget gets larger the armor gets shittier
>>69289898
>>69289898
>>69289898
>>69289898
NEW THREAD
>>69289841
they're there to stop a fucking apocalypse and fend off ice demons, not to earn monies for a rent
>>69289744
>i will never be this good looking
Did anyone else watch the inside the episode bit from D&D?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQxKjW0PmaU
At the beginning they talk about the ToJ scene in terms of it puncturing the persona of Ned as MUH HONOR. I mean I can kind of see that in so far as Ned lying about what actually happened at ToJ when retelling it, but it's not like he told Howland to stab the guy in the neck and kill him.
>>69289531
please make this a meme
>>69289905
>>69289909
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>>69289867
Yeah but it was delivered cheesy.
>>69289880
>entire family get killed by wildlings
>new mentor turns out to be Wildling Lover
>stab him but he is literally resurrected because VAC is garbage gaben pls fix
>be a bit upset
>get called angsty on the internet
>>69289838
Why aren't they white anymore
>>69289905
>>69289909
oh my god we are gunna get banned again arn't we
>>69289922
Yes, because the line is cheesy
>>69289887
well yeah, there is no Mance there in the show
>>69289905
>>69289909
oh joy
>>69289569
And Robb
>>69289658
Romans loved big dick
>>69289905
>>69289909
Could one of these threads just be deleted?
>>69289981
No they didn't, small dicks were seen as manly (just look at their statues), big dicks were for freaks
>>69289924
Well maybe if Ollie's family weren't such racist bigots and accepted the culturally-enriching Wildling Refugees they would be living in harmony instead of dead.
>>69289235
Why is the Mouth of Sauron there? Is he supposed to entice the enemy with his huge mouth?
>>69289958
Sort of but he was supposed to deliver it sadly if I remember correctly. Ned had never fun killing.
>>69289924
>be Olly
>family killed by wildings
>get taken into the Night's Watch
>Jon takes him under his wing, doing everything he can to turn Olly into a fine man
>learn about the White Walkers coming, and how they can make the dead part of their army
>fail to see why Jon's decision to take the wildings is correct because muh teenage angst
>fail to see things from the Wildlings's prism
>fail to see the sacrifices needeed if everyone wants to avoid being horribly murdered by White Walkers
>stab the guy who cared for him in the heart
>Jon comes back
>doesn't even face his death like a man
>remains silent like a bitch and only gives hateful sideways glare
>die like a fag
>>69290013
>just look at their statues
There is a difference between favoring big dicks and displaying them in public. Also there are many big dicks in Pompeii.
>>69289256
>Not telling you which one
Tyrion and Varys is in Mereen lolol
Why did Jon leave his cloak when winter has begun and he's obviously gonna get cold?
Arthur Dayne?
More like Arthur LAME!
Hahaha!
>>69290013
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
>>69290178
So he can claim it was just the cold if Tormund ever sees his tiny pecker again
>>69289409
topjej
>>69289604
>no
Roberts story doesnt make any god damn sense
>>69290215
more like Sword of the Boring tbqh
>>69289574
Wew, and I thought I'm sick in the head because I liked beating the shit out of stray cats when I was younger.
>>69289838
left: kingsguard armour
right: goldcloak captain armour
>>69288931
Context?
>>69290130
Pompeii was filth, that's why it got wiped out by God.
>>69289774
REEKENING 2: THE RICKONING
MAKE IT HAPPEN D&D
>>69290926
It was just pre-internet shitposting
>>69289461
Also, there's no proof he could kill 5 Kingsguards, he just claimed he could. It's made clear he's not as good as he thinks he is, age had got to him.
