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HIS BACK EDITION!
>>69284851
>>69285953
hnng
>>69285953
People pay money to watch this show
>post yfw
T I N Y
P E C K E R S
Isn't sexualizing Jon akin to sexualizing Jesus?
Preston
>Who's Rickon Stark, anon? hehehe
>>69285973
I'm embarrassed for anyone who does.
>>69285993
couldnt watch that scene without thinking of her "no nude" contract
![S06E03 Oathbreaker.mkv_snapshot_01.47_[2016.05.09_10.54.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GXglnN3.jpg "S06E03 Oathbreaker.mkv snapshot 01.47 [2016.05.09 10.54.28]")
*fart*
Why did Bloodraven tell Bran he needs to know everything but he won't tell him everything?
i.e taking him away from the tower of joy
Daily reminder
>>69285973
>pirating shows
>2016
Aryas "rebirth" was handled better than Jons tbqh
>Qyburn refers to Robert Strong and Ser Gregor
D&D FUCKING SHITS WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
top 20 for normies get the fuck out and stay out
"I'm not a god"
"I know that, I saw your pecker. what kind of god would have a pecker that small?"
>THEY KILLED SHAGGYDOG OFF-SCREEN
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69286039
Yeah, I really hope it's not Shaggydog.
>>69285883
>>69285939
Alright, I've watched the scene now three times and didn't hear shit. When is he supposed to fart?
>every odd numbered episode is going to be shit this season
>>69286030
Because they gotta dole that shit out over multiple ebisodes duh
>>69286014
New when?
>>69286039
What's the plothole
How did Johns brain and memory recover? I couple minutes without oxygen and neural death is imminent. It's seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality. This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.
>>69286039
what's the plothole
>>69286024
i was waiting for a body double but it's obviously her because no body double would have those ham beast arms
>>69285953
How it could have been
>>69286062
CGI is expensive, anon
>Davos doesn't care about Stannis
>Davos comforts Mellisandre
>Davos is okay with executing children
>>69285993
The Queen of Burgers, Mother of Donuts, and Breaker of Chairs
>>69286039
It's just some epic prank
>>69285993
>no visible rolls
this is obviously a fake image because that bitch has it in her contract that she must have freshly baked rolls within 6 inches of her person at all times
How the fuck did Jon just abandon the Night's Watch?
>not even dead
>"lol yeah my watch ended haha"
>>69286052
she was such a qt before puberty
>>69286060
Based Tormund.
>>69286069
Melissandre farts, you idiot.
>>69286039
Not all Direwolves were of the same size. Robb Stark's one was the biggest of them all, and Shaggydog wasn't exactly big
>>69286105
he had a good lawyer
>>69286078
cersei is hot with hair, she looks disgusting with short hair
>>69286105
top tier writing
nth for Azor Ashort, the Peewee that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Manlet of Fire.
>Ser Davos, about Shireen...
>Who?
>>69286105
Jon is a badass now. No one can stop him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AiXO1pAiA
CHECK OUT THESE USELESS FAGGOTS
>>69286105
he died.
>>69286082
>what's magic
>>69286105
He died, so technically his initial pledge was void when he got stabbed and died
The Night's Watch vow doesn't really take in account people coming back to life, but he's free of it on a technicality
nth for Melisandre doesn't know what the fuck she's doing anymore.
>>69286082
That's a stupid thing to sperg over, magic as a plot device can do anything you want it to.
>>69286158
Uh, no?
He's alive...
>>69286050
*fart*
The leaks were right again.
HBO is even worse than AMC when it comes to leaks.
so you're in the small council chamber discussing the abomination that is reanimation and you see this guy standing there guarding the queen mother
what do you do?
aaarrggghgh fuck i hate myself and i hate this show
>>69286141
>Kit is still 2 inches taller than me
should I just sudoku?
>>69286164
Really good job DD
>>69286158
good luck explaining that
>>69286159
>magic heals internal wounds, a butchered heart, fucked up brain from no oxygen
>cant heal stabby wounds
:D
>>69286157
WHAT WAS TOWER
>>69286184
HISSSSS
>>69286157
To be fair they were agains't ARTHUR FUCKING DAYNE THE SWORD IN THE MORNING GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT EVER LIVED (until Jaime Lannister, of course)
>>69286082
How the fuck is death reversible?
>>69286102
>Breaker of Chairs
>>69286176
Hmm. I should stop my heart and have a medical doctor declare me "legally dead" so I can get out of marriage's rule of "to death do us part".
Can probably save on allimony too.
>>69286089
fucking hacks, ruining so great scene with bland delivery and double swords faggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>/got/ watches a new episode
Another week until I come back to /got/. Stay frosty gents.
>>69286192
hold it in
>>69286198
>skips all the fighting
Gay
tell me about the wait
is she a full faceless or just some apprentice?
seems to be a subordinate of the kindly man
also wound't the kindly man be mad if arya killed her? (ive seen claims that waif dies)
>>69286181
after he died. now he's back. and he's mad as hell. duh duh duh duuuh
>>69286157
That ToJ is fucking ugly.
>>69286192
*farts*
>>69286176
I mean, what are they gonna do? Kill him?
post to tower of jou bingo
So honestly, how was the tower of joy scene?
>>69285993
>using VLC
>>69286184
>>69286157
What do they mean by that?
Meanwhile, Reddit LOVES these fight scenes.
>>69286157
;_;
all action movies/scenes have always random guys walking around looking like they fight, so that the main chars can just beat the randoms 1v1...
once you start looking for it, every action scene is more or less ruined.
WHERE WAS GEROLD HIGHTOWER
Pycelle even mentioned him in the same episode!!!
>>69286082
i posted it again :^)
>i did what I thought was right, ser davos Onionworth my best of all friends
>now i must do what I think is wrong
Jon Reborn, destroyer of my patience
>>69286184
*farts*
GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
http://webmshare.com/eR9XJ
http://webmshare.com/eR9XJ
http://webmshare.com/eR9XJ
http://webmshare.com/eR9XJ
>>69286229
the I frames!
>>69286239
It was good despite the ridiculous dual wielding
HE SHOULD BE ON SKAGOS WHY ISNT HE ON SKAGOS OH GOD SHAGGYDOG NO
>>69286214
Get a lawyer for that, you might be lucky
Either way, Jon's actions don't contradict anything, go pick on something else of the show worth pikcing on like *farts*
>>69286060
B A N T E R
N
Q U I P S
>>69286229
>fatroll str vs dexfag
>>69286229
>stabbing your spear upwards
>not stabbing that old, slow, rolling fuck when he rolls towards you
fuck this shit
>>69286157
>dat rock
I was expecting Shatner to show up and fight that lizardman.
post the bingo
>>69286224
There was no fighting in the books.
>>69286229
christ I completely forgot about this
>>69286157
what? whats the problem here? i dont get it
>>69286039
>some random kid
>some random direwolf head
>its Rickon Stark!
b r a v o D & D
CHECK OUT THIS FAGGOT WITH THE SHIELD
THIS IS SOME NOLAN LEVEL CHOREOGRAPHY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69286111
Didn't hear a thing.
I suspect you guys are simply out for the latest hot meme.
100th for F5ing the Preston youtube page since 5am
So, why are DnD shitting all over the North.
Werent the northners suppose to be the stern, honorable, loyal people descending from the first men?
>>69286119
Isnt that in the left corner shaggydog, though?
It's a lot bigger than n the table.
I hope that's the case, so I'm biased.
Also shouldn't summer and ghost lose their shit if shaggydog dies?
Arya's scene was the best
>>69286229
>darksoulspvp
>>69286258
kek
>>69286266
It's easier to have him just not go to Skagos. That's the most important thing to D&D.
>>69286039
why are the heads so poorly done?
>Arthur Dayne is the greatest swordsman to ever live
OH IT REALLY SHOWED
THANKS D+D
Serious question.
Why don't they fight Asian fight cinematographers? Like ones from The Raid, maybe?
They're no doubt cheaper than whoever the fuck they have right now.
>>69286148
kek
>Rickon and Bran grew up to be ugly as fuck
>didn't get recast
>Myrcella grew up to be best girl
>got recast
D&D fucking shits
>>69286300
All the alpha northerners were slaughtered in the RW and we're left with the beta kikes
>>69286300
Theyre fucking hick savages
>>69286324
bitch got the chubs though, new myrcella looks perff
>>69286324
only ugly people are allowed at got, how new are you.
>>69286324
>best girl
1. She looks like an abortion
2. She isn't even a proper actress
>>69286229
The best part is how slow Jorah is and how the dude just randomly lifts his spear up right as Jorah comes out of his roll.
Like, what the actual fuck? It doesn't even look cool if thats what they were going for.
>>69286291
nah, Dayne bashed him so hard his hand was immobilized and he dropped the shield. The shield drop is actually given prominence by the shot. Say what you will about the double sword choice but this scene was actually very well directed. Based Sackheim does it again.
>go to great lengths to demonstrate that Mel is going through a serious and total crisis of faith
>DON'T WORRY GUYS I'M OVER IT :)))))
>>69286258
>http://webmshare.com/eR9XJ
>>69286320
>GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED
>STAB IN THE BACK WITH KNIFE
>BURNT MAN FACE SMERKING
>>69286291
shieeeeeeet looks like i dropped my shield, better not try to take it back
>>69286248
He is probably going to be inside the tower
>>69286164
>Our knees do not bend easily
would have been the most badass line in game of thrones
instead we got "h-hello Lord Stark"
Hail his grace, King Jon of houses Targaryen and Stark, first of his size, king of the extenz and the laughing girls, Lord of the seven centimeters, and protector of the hymen
>>69286301
I don't think Summer and Ghost have some sort of mental link
Also the size difference might simply be the guys who did the cast fucking up the size. it's not worth really thinking about it much
>>69286304
Agreed
It surprised me since it was her first good scene since season 4
>>69286341
>mfw they are bros now
>>69286346
Don't know, man. If I learned that I had the power to revive the fucking dead, my day would improve drastically.
>>69286321
They should've gotten whoever did the choreography for John Wick.
But they didn't because there's no reason for them to give a fuck or throw any more money at this shit than the absolute necessary minimum.
They have a captive audience.
>>69286344
>nah, Dayne bashed him so hard his hand was immobilized and he dropped the shield.
laughinggirls.jpg.wav.exe
>>69286321
They'd need translators and its much easier to just not hire them. Just like it was easier to cut Skagos.
Noticing a trend?
>>69286227
She's a full faceless man
I don't think they have hierarchy, just different jobs
She doesn't do assassinations
>Melisandre: Stannis was not the prince that was promised
STANNISFAGS GETTING BTFO THIS SEASON
>>69286359
what would be the point of that?
Having commander of Kingsguard sit inside the tower whilst the other die outside?
>>69286229
>>69286291
>It's a "fat neckbeard armchair swordsmen who have never been in a fight complain about fake swordfighting in a TV show" episode
>>69286184
jesus at least have jorah throw sand into the guys face before pulling that shit or something
>>69286370
It could be, but its also pretty much confirmed that Umbers are there to turn on the Boltons, which leaves a possibility that they spared Shaggydog
>>69286384
GROW UP YOU MANCHILD
>>69286340
This. Glamour breaks suspension of disbelief in fantasy. Cast needs to be Jabberwocky ugly at all times.
Daily reminder that the final scene of the last four episodes have been The Wall.
STOP SUCKING THE WALL'S COCK.
Why didn't Dayne put his fallen brother's sword in his mouth so he can fight with 3 swords?
The best character in the show is that Umber. Absolute lad.
>>69286394
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>69286291
What is the guy in the back doing?
>>69286346
>going through a crisis of faith
>find out the prayers to your god actually managed to rezz the guy you were trying to rezz
>"it's completely unnatural how quickly she got over it"
At this point you niggers are just looking for reasons to complain
>TFW CANONICALLY SMALL PENIS
>>69286396
>>It's a "fat neckbeard armchair swordsmen who have never been in a fight complain about fake swordfighting in a TV show" episode
>mfw an anon actually thought this was clever and funny
>>69285953
>Ollie and Thorne dead
>Tower of Joy (and almost R+L=J confirm)
>Subtle Cleganebowl confirmation
Pretty good episode, I guess.
>>69286395
It's D&D... They need an epic fight for the next Tower of Joy episode
>>69286062
>implying he's dead
>>69286247
How would you know reddit loves these scenes unless you too go to reddit?
>>69285993
MOTHER
OF
BURGERS
>>69286381
>hails John Wick as well-choreographed
>dismisses GoT as pleb shit
The delusions some of you suffer from.
>>69286396
>you're not allowed to criticize something unless you're an expert on it
>>69286361
You mean
>"OI CUNT I LOOKED FER YA ON DA TROIDENT" yelled Ned incoherently.
>"We weren't there, or your friend, the Usurper, Robert Baratheon, would be dead!" Ser Arthur answered, just in case anyone wasn't clear that they meant the guy who was the king in Season 1
>"YA INSTEAD FOOKIN RHAEGAR IS DEAD" Ned slurred back, in case anyone wasn't clear on who died at the Trident.
>"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. he unsheathed Dawn and Dusk and held them both in his hands. They were regular looking metal swords and one had a little yellow sun painted on it.
"NAW," Ned said like the fucking chav he is with absolutely no emotion in his voice, "NOW IT ENDS."
>>69286102
Danarys Stormborn, the unsaturated.
In game of throne land they also cut their dogs ears to make them look sharp and scary. Cruel
>>69286420
hitting Dayne's thigh with the side of his swords lmao
>>69286395
He's probably helping with the birth of Jon
>>69286214
That law actually applies to prison
Multiple life sentences exist because of this.
It's treason, then.
AUUAUAUAUAUAAUAUAUAUUGHHHH
*cuts down 4 people in 5 seconds*
>>69286433
I was wondering if Reddit hates this show as much as >us.
They don't. They love it.
A lot.
>Sansa will die. Rickon will die.
>Jon and Arya stark won't
>The death on their dire wolves forshadows their own
daily reminder
there has clearly been a conscious effort to include more dick jokes this season
this is what the showrunners think audiences want
a judd apatoww movie
>how to butcher The Tower of Joy 101 a seminar by D&D
ebin shit my friends
>>69286403
I don't really see the point in them sparing ShaggyDog, especially because the wolf would probably be all over their business when they captured Rickon
Umber dude doesn't really sound like a pacifist
Why did Lyanna scream?
>>69286301
No. They feel it yeah but they're just sad
Are they gonna pick up Nymeria soon?
Ser Alliser did literally nothing wrong
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_13.48_[2016.05.09_11.08.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/oEJfznX.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 13.48 [2016.05.09 11.08.38]")
> "The Sword of the Morning, he was called."
> Wields two swords in TV show
>>69286475
She saw that her brother was replaced by a mongo chav
>>69286410
>Stop going back to the most view gathering and lore developing spot!
>More arya geting her shit beat by the Waifu as Jaq'en gives her the totally not poison water
>Or Tyrions shitty attempt at humor this season instead of the weathered, seasoned, and humbled man he used to be
>or Pycell and the literal looney tunes gag they pulled today
>Or Ramsay magically commanding respect from Karstarks and Umbers despite the fact that literally no one house wanted Boltons last season
>explicitly state there will be a fight between Mountain and someone else
>Waif comments on the Hound and asks why Arya didn't kill him
It's 100% confirmed at this point
>>69286475
Because she's dying in childbirth?
>>69286475
She gave birth to Jon Targaryen
Rickon better be a savage or I'll rage
>>69286472
like sacks of sand
>>69286480
He betrayed his commander
>[fart]
Jesus FUCK
>>69286441
>"NAW," Ned said like the fucking chav he is with absolutely no emotion in his voice, "NOW IT ENDS."
fucking hell lol
>>69285953
Was rickon that old in the books by now? I vaguely recall him being a little shit in AGOT and that can't have been more than half a decade ago?
>>69286439
dem strawmen tho
building an army, anon?
>>69286039
Shaggy either shrunk, or that head ain't a direwolve's
>>69286490
MORE GREYJOYS AND RIVERLANDS AND CIA
>>69286475
She was giving birth to Jon Targaryan.
>>69286438
>refuses to die hair
>refuses to die eyebrows
>refuses to shoot nude scenes even if it make the scene look like your usual "just hiding dem titties for the audience" stuff
>gets more money each season
>cant get replaced so she spends all of it on fried caps
truely a legend
cleganebowl tho
>>69286441
>>69286475
Literally the only person more chavvy than this cunt is Jamie Vardy
>>69286475
D&D are going to have the White Bull raping her because they're edgy as fuck.
Screencap this
>>69286510
>oberyn vs gregor.gif
>>69286472
B O D Y D O U B L E S
>Robert's Rebellion happened 30 years ago in the show
>>69286531
>can't act
>has more screentime than anyone exept for maybe Cersei
do we have a webm of the twirly wirly fight?
>>69286531
>refuses to dye hair and eyebrows
Nah, this seems like it's fully intended by the creators. Just look at Cersei.
>>69286519
He's only four when the books start, six in the show
it's just that the actor kept aging even though Rickon should only be 9 or 10 years old at the most
>>69286503
More like Jon Baratheon, considering his black hair. It's obvious that he will end up on the throne now that he GTFO the Night's Watch on a technicality.
>>69286475
she was reading the script for the next episode
>>69286519
There's only like a 2 1/2 year gap from AGOT to ADWD, iirc.
>>69286318
It's not like the heads would above been taxidermied
>>69286300
They are supposed to be brutal sociopaths, effective and ruthless without southerner faggotry.
>>69286089
Show did it better than that shit.
>>69286459
everyone loves the show. 4chan are just a bunch of hateful autists who will bitch on anything to stay contrarian
>>69286556
We willif you make it.
>>69286485
>ToJ defended by three swords of the Kingsguard
>D&D: "what if... we remove one man... but have this one badass with dualwield!!!"
>D&D: "the corpse needs to make fart noises when it dies, ebin"
>no Dawn
>no reason for Ned to see Ashara
>no possibility that she is Jon's mother
R+L=J is literally confirmed at this point lads
>>69286548
>Robert reigned for 30 years
>>69286370
>>69286403
It's very possible that they made a mistake.
In the books they have mental links, I don't remember the show, but after grey wind died they lost their shit.
It's also possible since shaggydog is the most aggressive and moodiest, something happened and it died.
The problem I have with this is that Umbers should be Stark loyalists and if this is a plot to depose Ramsey, why would Rickon let his wolf die.
Remember Umber didn't want to kneel or swear oath to Ramsey and northerners hold oaths and tradition in high regard.
>>69286574
Pretty much everyone I know agrees the quality has gone down
>>69286538
>OI JON YA MUM IS LIANNA
Why do all helmets in the show look ridiculous?
>>69286531
desu T H I C C and the brown eyebrow/blonde hair combo work wonders for my dick, she just needs to learn how to act
unless D&D want to present dany as bitchy as possible
So did they forget about Melly after the opening scene? She just fucks off.
every week that passes it seems like we are more and more okay with DnD fucking up everything. RIP the actual story GRRM was meticulously crafting for us all this time. finally, after all this time, we have become the game of thrones.
You can just TELL 100% of this episode was written by Dan Weiss.
Dabid Benioff writes the okay-tier episodes, but Weiss's horseshit is something you can smell a mile away.
Just look how much of the episode is talked about by Weiss
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQxKjW0PmaU
>>69286461
If they were going to kill Sansa, they'd have had her die of hypothermia after swimming a river in the middle of winter.
She basically has the worst type of plot armor ever - awful shit has to keep happening to her, personally, to drive the story.
>>69286595
WAKE ME UP
>>69286480
These last two seasons he did everything wrong. If you look at his actions individually they aren't that strange, but overall he was just very arbitrary.
>>69286039
Robb's wolf was not black. No matter how much you pull at the curves it is still black idiot.
>>69286438
It's been six years, she's just aging like we all do.
>>69286137
I just like it when she makes thug faces
>>69286429
oh, why not make it an action game while we are at it, each new episode gives new boss which you need to defeat before you reach the top of the tower!
fill the tower with sand sneks and dragons and stonemen and more kingsguard and you have a game with a solid plot!
>mfw r+l=j, cleganebowl and bastardbowl confirmed
>>69286616
But this episode was pretty good
>>69286574
THIS!!!
4channers are cancerous as shit. D&D are writing pretty well despite not having GRRM's works to base their script on.
You can even arguably say it's better than the books since it's original and unpredictable.
>>69286531
>refuses to die
:/
>>69286602
It's actually pretty amazing how the show's quality has kept decreasing incrementally.
So is the method of executions determined by the crime?, the amount of executions that day? or what?
>>69286628
>cersei will never bully you
>>69286477
Nymeria is swimming in the same waters Gendry is.
>>69286623
the fuck are you talking about?
that post was about the Wolves' head being too small
>>69286341
i failed
good, now go fail again
davos was stannis main advisor
poor stannis
>>69286639
*fart*
>>69286631
not canon
>>69286569
>>69286561
Whats the possibility this is a massive ruse and they hired the original actor to play fake rickon?0% isn't it?
>>69286157
That fight scene wasn't bad. I've yet to see an action movie that didn't have retards obviously pretending and doing jack shit just off to the side.
Contrarians are just looking for it here. Look in any action movie, you'll see the exact same shit.
AYO HOLD UP
THERE WERE MORE THAN FUCKING FOUR TRAITORS.
THERE WERE MORE THAN FOUR.
DID JON KILL THEM ALL?
Furthermore - if he DID kill them all - there were 102 men before the Battle of Castle black - after the battle where Grenn and Pyp died - That number must have been cut by at LEAST 30 men.
That leaves more or less 60-70 men at the Wall.
At least 20-30 mutineered and were fighting with Alliser when Wun Wun came and fucked their shit up.
So now we're down to about 30 men - with Yoren dead so there's no recuiter to get more men.
Furthermore, Jon is taking the Wildlings back with him to the South after having killed First Builder, First Ranger and First Stewart - leaving the LC spot empty.
This all for the location that will be the first to face the White Walkers when they come.
The Wall is literally fucked and it's all Jon's fault.
>>69286602
imaginary friends dont count
>Ramsay prefers redheads
Totally based
>>69286645
Lowborn get hanged
Nobles get decap'd
>>69286655
Kill yourself
>>69286645
Was wondering that. Probably just TV format is too awkward for 4x beheadings.
Should have had shaggydog's head do this.
>>69286617
Nah, she'll likely die somehow. Little Finger will probably kill her.
Why whould you carry a single sword without holding anything in the other one? those are pretty short swords too
>Jaime confirmed that the Sneks now rule Dorne
>>69286666
checked
Was there a preview for the next episode? If so is it up anywhere?
>>69286666
QUADS FROM SATAN
>>69286546
Not with this fat arms
>>69286668
Oh. Hmm.
>>69286538
>I didn't see you on the trident
>We were not there
>Chat shit get banged
>>69286664
Jon doesn't give a shit about the wall anymore mate. It was so clearly stated in the episode that I don't know what to say to you
>pecker
>>69286664
desu he should've just let alliser be LC if he was planning on leaving, as long as the wildlings are peaceful
I thought Ser Barristan was the greatest swordsman?
(still salty that he died like a bitch too)
>Shireen
>Myrcella
>Trystane
>Baby Bolton
>Olly
Daily reminder five children have died in the last five episodes because DnD are SICK BASTARDS who have a weird lust for blood.
>>69286639
>Kill off the entire Dorne storyline because it's easier to empower women than to let Doran work with Oberyn's paramore like they do in the books
>Kill off Roose because him being logical and a tactician conflicts too much with le evil rapey bastard boy
>le teleporting sand snakes
>*farts*
>Tyrion is a literal court jester now
>Danny wasn't raped and murdered because fucking magical hovels exist now
>>69286685
You don't. You use two hands on your big sword, or if you've got a little sword, you use a shield to defend yourself.
>>69286198
literally ANY DIALOGUE would be better than in the books. Couldn't they add some good shit to that art?
does literally anyone give a single fuck about the dany storyline?
>>69286717
*farts*
>>69286690
can't you type "game of throne preview" on youtube you dumbfuck ?
>>69286666
>redheads are the best
quads confirm
The writing this season is probably worse than last year. Though apparently there is more "exciting stuff" which is why apparently everyone is eating that shit up enthusiastically.
>>69286666
Will he chop off Rickon's dickon?
>control F "(you)"
>only 2 results
>tfw cautious hype for Arya scenes again
They should have had this montage a season ago
>>69286181
fucking retard he died
>>69286475
She heard his stupid accent.
>>69286730
NOT GOING TO WESTEROS ANY TIME SOON :^))))))
so meta so witty :^)
>>69286324
The other Myrcella was hotter. Much hotter.
>>69286690
Jorah and Daario fighting? what could it mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
>>69286717
Yet normies threw a hissy-fit only when Sansa "had her agency taken".
Also the Baratheon baby in king's landing died.
>>69286740
*farts exponentially*
>>69286741
Then they will become the gay emperors of Essos
What was the point of the Tyrion filler scene this episode? They're trying to cram as much shit into their short episodes as possible, so why the fuck would they waste time like this?
>people theory crafting for YEARS with regard to howland reed's abilities and how he saved ned stark
>it was just a dagger in the back
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>69286742
Troll more, faggot.
>>69286741
The gay emperors of essos?
>>69286639
Is this a serious post
>>69286742
>ctrl-F (you)
>only 1 result:
>>control F "(you)"
>>69286602
>ugh here comes anon again
>just agree with everything he says, he'll fuck off eventually
>>69286668
non. It really depends on circumstance. Night's Watch is supposed to hang guys up on the wall. 2 of the guys hung last night were nobles.
But Northerners are generally beheadsmen. Ned beheads a deserter NW commoner in the pilot episode. The reason Jon Snow beheading Slynt was notable was that he was forgoing NW protocol to do the Northerner tradition of "if you pass the sentence, swing the sword."
>>69286736
thrones*
>>69286742
you should bait/fartpost more
>>69286741
>rickon will outcrazy ramsey and eat his dick instead
osha had one fucking job jesus
>jonfags obsessed with who his parents are
>the entire series makes fun of how people used to care about lineage
>>69286742
Here's a you, friend. Keep it got-related.
>>69286768
*farts indefinitely*
>>69286750
Uh, no? He's alive?
If he's not alive, who the fuck is walking around being called Jon Snow?
>>69286768
AND WHO
ARE YOU
*fart*
>>69286248
>WHERE WAS GEROLD HIGHTOWER
Anon, he IS the tower.
>>69286597
Well books and show do things differentely. So far in the show there was no indication of mental links between the direwolves
I think the Umbers are just looking for themselves now, since the Starks got BTFO and the wildlings are coming. As for the not kneeling stuff, I believe Umber simply doesn't find Ramsay worthy of respect, someone worth kneeling over, but he has no choice since he's the Warden of the North
>>69286768
the show isnt canon faggot
>>69286742
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>>69286728
pssssssssh kid
*farts*
So does this confirm Jaime isnt azor ahai?
>>69286742
Do you actually type out more than "(y"?
>mfw they have stopped showing Dorne
>we just hear about them through the small council
>only reappear near the finale for Jamie to kill
BASED D&D
>>69286742
>control F "(you)"
>30 results
I'm not even joking. I'll probably get a few more.
>>69286819
holy fuck why did no one see this
>Normies hate Dany
Expect /got/ to make her their favourite character now
>game of thorns
>only guy named thorn was just hanged
>>69286463
Shakespeare was full of dick jokes.
>>69286767
>Missandei was forced to have kinky lesbian sex
I needed to know that
>>69286666
>/tv/ not getting the inferred meaning of him referring to Sansa
>>69286759
lack of banter worries me
>>69286649
Davos had no fucking clue what he wanted Jon to do
>>69286759
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>>69286767
I think i can tap into D&D's creative process, as ive been heavily drinking and bumped my head earlier
Tyrion is trying to acclimate himself to Mereen's "pulse", seeing how the people. both high and low, are responding to these events
He realizes simply being diplomatic and militaristc, even espionage won't get him the whole picture, so he tries to see what his own comrades do when they aren't on the clock
>>69286730
>boats destroyed
>all previously taken cities returned to slaver control
>literally hasn't learn anything
>>69286768
>WHERES MUH POISON DART
>WHERES MUH POLEARM
>WHERES MUH MANLET
literally as bad as DABID
>>69286842
You are misunderstanding.
Normies are upset that DnD aren't giving KHALEESI more screentime.
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>>69286819
This is what D&D ACTUALLY THOUGHT.
>>69286854
I think we all got that, anon
>>69286664
There's a massive as fuck Wildlings army there now though, if the Wall one so nervous tracks from white walker so hey camberwell I an pretty goodbye obv defending i
>( Farts )
what did he mean by this?
>>69286885
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NEW THREAD
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>>69286885
NEW THREAD
>>69286814
your mother
>>69286876
THIS IS WHY WE GET BANNED. THIS IS WHY REDDIT IS BEATING US AT THE POLLS!
>>69286883
He was sitting on the script for the season
>>69286742
>cntrl F (you)
>0 results
>scroll to my posts
>they have replies
Why live?
>>69286793
Then why did Robb hang his men??
>>69286883
i can translate
ahummm
White pussy hair
>>69286720
>let Doran work with Oberyn's paramore like they do in the books
Ellaria has four little girls and doesn't have any fucks about revenge, she openly scoffs at the Sand Snakes who aren't her daughters and tells her the Mountain's skull can't comfort her at night or read her poetry.
>bran has been stuck with raven for more than a year
>they still act like bran just got there and hasn't learned shit yet
NAILED IT
JK Simmons confirmed for next episode
GET HYPE
>>69286797
What does that caption say?
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>>69286666
>>Ramsay prefers redheads
That was Ramsays crashingly unsubtle way of suggesting that unless the asshole had a Stark for him, Ramsay was about to flay him.
Does Myranda look like a redhead to you?
>>69286877
>DABID
>DABID
>HOW CAN WE MAKE THE BATTLE AT JERROLD HIGHTOWER SCENE BETTER
>2 FUCKING SWORDS
>HOLY SHIT DABID
>>69286797
Where does this crazy rick meme come from
>>69286910
For committing treason. Didn't feel like chopping off a half dozen heads. He still literally "swung the sword" though.
>>69286645
Status and what's available
All members of the watch are effectively commoners so they get hanged - unless you need a quick execution hen you just chop the head off
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>>69286712
What is with this bitch getting betrothed to bad guys?
>>69286983
D+D only think one episode ahead.
>>69286945
>NO DABID DOUBLED BLADED SWORD
>LUKAS DID THAT ALREADY WE CANT
>FARTS
Watching Dayne BTFO the shithead Northerners was pretty fun
>>69286394
>he believes fanfiction matters
>>69286768
>it was just a dagger in the back
>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
I honestly didn't mind this. The truth behind legends is often disappointing.
It was just executed haphazardly with a poorly directed scene.
>>69286883
it was 3:17
tired of this dragonwhore bullshit. she hasn't done shit for like 6 seasons..and she is so ugly.
>Epishode 4 preview , guesh whosh back!
>ctrl+f (you)
>391 results
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>>69286711
He gave his life for the watch already, bastard doesn't give a shit anymore
>>69286759
That isn't Daario. The shoulder armor is different, the hair is different, that is one of the Khal's brothers. Sorry but get shrekt.
>>69286933
>those pale white tits
>Lady dead
>Grey Wind dead
>Shaggydog dead
>Nymeria practically dead (in the show)
That leaves Summer and Ghost - the two gayest dogs.
>>69286438
I noticed that too... Also noticed I was a o-fucking-Kay with it. I bet she swings that shit.
>>69286616
"Noh...Nah't ends" fookin chav coont
>>69287334
Nigga Nymeria aren't "practically dead." She got a wolf army and errthang.
>>69286015
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>And now my watch has ended
>>69288451
>Now, I am become Snow, a Song of ice and fire
>>69285993
when she was walking up to the building and the mongol was telling her to move along, she looked heavy as shit
>>69286457
this
>>69286303
Dark Souls references, you're primary defensive move is dodge rolling.
Dodge rolling while over encumbered makes you "fatroll", which is more like tripping over and trying to play it off as a roll.
Strength and dexterity are the two stats that govern melee combat, with strength emphasising power and dexterity speed.
>>69285953
And now his watch has ended.
Honestly, i was a little surprised he just walked out. I Did expect him to be free of his vows, but i kina figured he would take certain characters with him, you know?
>>69286217
What happened to the Stark tradition of the lord doing the beheading himself?
>>69286666
>*farts internally*
