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>who /snek/ here?
>>69286885
First for Davos bored out of his mind
>>69286885
>who /*farts*/ here?
Nth for chairman stannis.
>>69286885
zeroeth for SAVE THIS SEASON MY KING
Wasn't the fight at the Gerold High Tower great?
who /littlefinger/ here?
>>69286885
Where is he even walking?
Does he know what the fuck he's doing?
First for the most handsome man in Westeros.
>>69286885
The queen of /tv/
>NUH. NAOHETENZ
What accent is this?
preston
>>69286885
So how many are actually left in the nights watch now? 50?
Daily reminder
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS JUST STAY IN ONE THREAD
>>69286885
>>69286903
*braaaaaaaaaaaap*
oh sorry anon I didn't realize we were in small council meeting
>>69286885
Where is Jon going? Doesn't that tunnel go north of the wall.
>The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword
Why did Robb betray his father's teachings?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
So will Ramsey marry Rickon now?
(farts)
WHO WAS HIGHTOWER
JK Simmons confirmed for next episode!
GET HYPE
>>69286938
Northern English, specifically Yorkshire.
I have this accent, and I cringe whenever I hear it in film and tv.
>>69286953
To go forward you need to go back, it's like poetry
>>69286938
chav
What is Davos even doing at this point
when did everything go...
>>69286961
WHY ARE YOU EVEN FUCKIGN ASKING THIS? HES CONFIRMED TO VISIT LYANNA YOU DUMB SHIT
>>69286957
What? He killed karstark. If his father wouldn't have given him that dumb advice then things might be different.
>>69286968
DELIVERING THE BABY
>>69286957
Robb is kill
>>69286925
NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING
God, this season is fucking awful.
>>69286985
He's been converted to the Red God
>>69286961
wtf is the point of this, you can see from s6 trailers that Davos is at Bear Island?
>>69286993
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69287001
This is the best season so far!
>>69286937
i liked her feet :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
based CIA confirmed for saving bastardbowl
>>69286938
Northern England, you know where the Starks were based off?
>>69286988
>leaks
>confirmed
>>69286986
so wrong?
>the most likeable character is Ser Robert Strong
>>69286975
I though the same thing
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO
>>69286947
>"Enjoy the PARALYZER!"
1/???
Lets clear something right from the start - the fight was good, but we are not happy how Dayne was portrayed.
If it was some random schmuck we would have been praising it. It is a million times better than the snek disasters. Especially the 1v1 between Stark and Dayne.
This is Arthur Dayne tho, we have been hyped for two decades. Dual wielding for the sake of cool would have worked for anyone else, but him.
>>69286986
.. 20 good men !
>>69287011
TELL ME OF DAYNE, WHY DOES HE DUALWIELD?
Post yfw the hooded man in the last Dorne scene of the season is Darkstar
>people getting ass-blasted over the Pycelle fart
>when the books literally described Dany having diarrhea in explicit detail
>>69286978
vocaroo nau
>>69286929
>three episodes into season 6
>still no CIA
I need my fix.
[farts intensify]
>>69287027
http://watchersonthewall.com/liam-cunningham-confirms-a-new-character-in-season-6-and-the-cast-talk-white-walkers-crazy-theories-and-more/
>>69287032
That's Ser Gregor to you.
BRAVO D&D.
>jon walks away from castle black
>it's time for me to enter the...
>cut to title screen - "GAME OF THRONES"
what did he mean by this?
Just a remember that STANNIS is actually in Jon body
>>69287015
are you fucking serious
>>69287038
I'll never not be pissed about dual-wielding
>>69286985
Davos is obviously going to be the next lord commander.
>>69286921
HOL UP
*does aerobics*
HOL UP
*farts externally*
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
*Talks shit about qybern*
YOU'RE TELLING ME
*breaks wind*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
*talks shit about Gregor*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT QYBERN RESURRECTED SER GREGOR CLEGANE AND NO ONE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THIS?
*get's jiggy with it*
>>69287052
confirmed next episode along with Sweetrobin and Lord Royce
2/???
>>69287028
Why would you give a stupid gift in exchange for a military support ? This is dumb a fuck, just bend the knee it's free
did anything actually happen this episode?
what was that tower shit even about? i feel like i just wasted an entire hour.
>>69287038
>the fight was good
Yeah, in a video game.
DW in real settings are never good.
>>69287038
My main problem is that there were only two kingsguard
>>69287040
IT LOOKS COOL OKAY
>>69287066
Why is his hand so small?
And where are the leaks for episode four?
>>69287015
Hey, look, reddit has made it after all
>>69287052
He's back on the table next week, GET HYPE
>>69286925
>help me Nights King, you're my only hope
>>69287019
literally all the episode 4
Man, reading these Youtube comments is giving me cancer.
Fucking normies.
"Hahaha! I love Tyronion, that guy is HILARIOUS!"
>>69286768
>it was just a dagger in the back
>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
I honestly didn't mind this senpai. The truth behind legends is often disappointing.
It was just executed haphazardly with a poorly directed scene.
>>69287082
i feel like i just wasted my entire life
>>69287038
I'm a belligerent bookfag and I'm fine with him duel wielding. It's a much more visceral way to establish that he's hella good than him swinging around a fucking 6 foot 2-handed sword in a 4 on 1. You swing at one dude and you're exposed to the rest of them.
>>69287032
>says nothing
>just does
The world needs a few more Robert Strongs
>>69287045
memers need something to latch onto every episode. Do you remember that week everyone was typing "hisssssssssssss" and "ssssssssss" because those slaves did it to dany for some odd reason?
It's just a few tourist meme artists. Definitively less than 10.
>>69287082
>what was that tower shit even about?
It's important stuff that confirms Jon's mother and his heritage as a Targaryen
3/???
>>69287082
Arya died, Rickon came back
>tfw your only friend leaves you
>>69287089
small fingers small hand
Is Rickon really gonna flip his shit? I'd enjoy that, we have too many cucklets in the show as it is
>>69287045
Sunset found her...
Oh who cares.
I'm so fucking sick of Tyrion. He gets worse every season.
>>69287082
Lyanna gives birth to Jon in the tower you fucking retard.
>>69287038
>the fight was good
but it wasnt
>>69287087
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHITPOSTER
>>69287108
You swing two swords and you're exposed to ALL of them.
Literally retarded.
Any Brits around?
Care to read the show's script of Tower of Joy?
Nuhhhhnaowitenzzzz
Why did Gregor not killing anyone this episode.
Pretty disappointing desu
>>69287081
>This is dumb a fuck, just bend the knee it's free
They're northerners, the niggers of Westeros. It's literally canon that they're stubborn, dumb, dirt-farming motherfuckers.
>>69287082
It's interesting how the different the show is now. I feel as though it sort of starts strong, limps along then finishes on a high note. Whereas old episodes felt strong overall.
>>69287135
pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase
>>69286947
For it not being a quick-cut shakey cam sword fight right there, that's pretty good. Seen a lot worse in better movies.
The defense force has arrived.
>>69287041
>mfw he is going to dual wield so we all know who he is
>>69287118
>Rickon
who?
>>69287126
why would i know that?
>>69287108
FUCK off marvel cucking shit.
>>69287038
Someone crop Ned out like that Batman fighting .gif
What the fuck is he doing?
>>69287154
DWDF?
>>69287119
>tfw you like a uglier ugly Ben Foster
>>69287038
I was a meme fight, but it was decent for late GoT standards.
4/???
>>69287154
Reddit here to defend this episode. Where do I start?
>>69287136
Killed Pycelle's lower intestine.
why did arthur dayne say the thing that mance rayder said
>>69286991
But he hanged all those other dudes. Ned would have honorably beheaded them all like a true northsman
>>69287120
LITTLE FINGER
LITTLE HAND
OH FUCK
GRRM DID IT AGAIN!!!
GUESS
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
>>69287108
Thats not how a 2 handed sword works tho.
You keep swinging it in different ways, you never stop to keep the momentum going.
And because of the longer blade they cant reach you.
So is Rickon going to be wearing Ohsa as a coat?
The book dialogue during the tower scene felt so fucking out of place this season
>>69287126
Why would I know that you fucking idiot
>that little backwards trot Ned does during the Tower of Joy fight
Do the choreographers not teach the actors about footwork?
Linda review when?
>>69287103
I have this feeling every morning when I wake up. It's getting so hard to get out of bed. I just wanted to pull up the covers and ignore everything this morning.
I want to go back in time and fix my life but I can't and it feels to late to fix it in the present.
>>69287131
The fuck are you talking about? He's shown repeatedly using both swords to block and parry simultaneous strikes. Are you actually saying that you think it's more believable that a giant, unwieldy ancestral sword would be a better weapon in that situation than 2 one handed swords?
If I had to fight 4 dudes, I think I'd rather have 2 hammers than 1 long 2x4
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
>>69287208
hopefully never
>>69287079
What is that guy on the left doing?
Why did that guy drop his shield for no reason?
Next ep will open with the flayed body of rickon
Why didn't they keep the old Bloodraven?
alright i'm out lads, see you when a new review vid is up.
>>69287177
He keeps holding the sword with one hand.
Why??
Who was the little kid that got captured with the wild-lass? Its been like 2 years so I feel its a legitimate question.
>>69287199
it was delivered awkewardly and they had to shoehorn in names so showplebs knew who was being referred to.
>>69287199
It felt out of place during the Euron scene too. Maybe just because it was in a different context.
>>69287100
>>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
Meh. Still not nearly as bad as no loot in the Vault.
Still pissed about that. Borderlands II made up for everything tho.
>>69287177
Why is Bran so confused? Didn't he tell Meera and Reed when they met that Ned said Howland saved his life?
>>69287117
Why is Dayne spinning so much?
Why is he twirling his swords in his hands?
LYANNA
>>69287200
>>69287157
because you've been browsing this board for like 2 years?
>>69287038
>prequel SW level fighting style
>good
>>69287224
They trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
>>69287231
bye preston
>>69287224
MOST
EPIC
FIGHT
EVER!!
>>69287236
damn dude them discussing that literal same question was half of that scene
>>69287235
because it's just a longsword
>>69287236
Gendry
He was that smith guy who was in love with Arya I think
>>69287249
TO SHOW HE HAS SKILLS OMG
>>69287117
I don't watch the show, but why are there two people just standing there in the background nonchalantly, shouldn't they be running away or reacting to what's happening right in fucking front of them. God, I hate the way Hack and hack have butchered the show, this looks like the worst episode in the series so far and that's saying something. Utterly dreadful writing from D&D
>>69287249
It's a good trick
>tfw no rickon and dickon gay co-emperors of essos
>>69287122
>mfw Rickon bites Ramsays throat out.
>>69287230
I was actually wondering this too.
>>69287219
But a shield or a buckler or a parrying dagger would be more useful than another sword in that situation
>>69287249
all valid questions
they couldn't get someone better looking and less obnoxious sounding for young eddard?
>>69287125
his joke was alright in this episode
>>69287177
Why does Bran look like a fucking bird with his face?
Why did Ned block Dawn with his arm, when it's sharper than fucking Valyrian steel?
>>69287038
That's not nearly as bad as everyone was making it out to be. Yeah dual welding is dumb but it's a quick way to establish he's a great swordsman.
>I like it
>>69287252
Ewww, no fuck off.
>>69287038
>>69287079
>>69287117
>no fight has come close to Oberyn vs Gregor
>Cleganebowl will probably be shit too
>>69287274
>I don't watch the show, but why...
You're an idiot.
Now that it's been confirmed that spoilerbro was 100% right, what are his predictions for next week?
>>69287195
Helicoptering a greatsword, aside. It's a weapon ideally purposed for horseback and executions and shit. It's too big and slow to be super-functional in that kind of fight.
OHHHH MAAAAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
>Hound v Brienne
>fencing, wrestling, fight is dragged across a range of scenery
>Tower of Joy
>most hyped fight ever, Ned v Arthur
>literally happens in a patch of dirt
>then stays in the same patch of dirt
THANKS D AND D
>>69287279
KINO
I
N
O
Remind me why House Umber would side with the team that murdered their Lord & Army at the Red Wedding?
>Jon Snow and Muh Wildlings
Literally no indication of them marching South yet. They have been fucking around The Wall
>>69287279
>this is cooler than Tower of Joy, with $10M in budget
>>69287038
Dayne was not set up in the show at all, though. I'm a book fag, but I'm OK with this Dayne. It was a tight fight, and I understand that expecting show watchers to be in utter awe of some legendary fighter whose name was spewed out of Joffrey's cunt in one episode is unrealistic.
So who is Ian McShane meant to be playing?
>>69287230
It was unnecessary but if you can put Max Von Sydow in something you do it. Maybe they had him in mind originally but he wasn't available or they didn't know who they wanted so just used any old actor for this extremely short scene he was gonna be in until they knew who they wanted.
>>69287308
D DABID
(farts)
DABID
SMALL PECKER DABID
>>69287305
he only gets the episode a day before they come out, so he'll spoil it next saturday
>>69287295
search double golden arches
>>69287312
jamie vs. ned was way better
>>69287279
But this style of fighting doesn't make as many gifs to post on Tumblr.
Think about your fucking audience.
>>69287249
ITS
The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse
screen cap this lads
>>69287338
FUCKING
>>69287307
'no'
If ned had full plate, which he should have, a greatsword would have been great, and Ice would have been the ideal weapon to use.
Ice is fucking lighter than regular longswords even, the heavy weight thing is a fucking meme.
>>69287344
it's pretty obvious though
>>69287317
Perhaps they aren't as naive as you are.
>>69287117
dude easily keeps 3 seperate people at bay and kills two of them but suddenly when its a 1v1 they're evenly matched?
>>69287301
Ned VS Jaime was GOAT
Oberyn span around like a faggot, and Gregor barely even swung his sword
>bran wargs in to arthur dayne
>learns how to dual wield by being him
>litearlly becomes the Sword of the Dusk
CONFIRMED
>>69287230
If Maxxy boy wants a role you give him a role.
>>69287230
Because Max von Sydow is based.
>>69287322
The old priest who saved the Hound. I'm guessing we either get a flashback scene with him, or Brienne, Pod and Sansa stop in on their way to Castle Black.
>Character wo are actually better in the shwo than in the books
If there is one, its him.
>>69287312
Tower of Joy fight was lika a fucking video game. DW is shit and this whole scene reminded me of the sw prequels.
>>69287345
GOOD
>>69287322
The hound's dad,
Mikor "The GreatBitch" Clegane.
>>69287351
They were never evenly matched. Ned was the only one who knew some defence, so he was the last to fall.
>>69287346
Literally this.
Ice, a greatsword, is not heavier than a regular sword. It's lighter and much sharper. Folded 1000 times etc.
>>69287355
So he can kill the King of the Dark Walkers these deep southern fucking fire zombies
>>69287346
Norfeners don't wear plate, except Robb because he's only half Norfmen and therefore has a more functional survival instinct
>>69287344
this was my thinking too
point is, it's fucking retarded
ramsay is crazy enough to pull a knife and shank rickon
>>69287354
I guess I meant to say as far as recent fights go.
>>69287235
when will we see our Jewish Highpriestess?
>>69287369
Good night sweet prince.
So Bran can manipulate the past. What key event is he going to change?
>>69287344
I'm hoping this is the case. That puny direwolf head make me confident.
It's an epic prank, bro. Will end with some Frey pie.
>>69287045
I would rather watch khaleesi have diarrhea honestly haha I wonder what it would smell like haha
>>69287038
As a bookfag, the dual wielding made sort of sense in a cinematic way. You always have to consider that literature and visual media are very different.
Dual wielding visually represent very well his fine swordsmanship and gives him a edge over his numbers inferiority
what i was really pissed about was the fucking set pieces, the dumb dialogue and Chav Ned
>>69287355
actually bran is going to worg into stannis (azor ahai resurrected by bloodraven) to kill the white walkers and thus completing the song of ice and fire
So is Bran going to be able to change the past now?
>>69287317
Anyone with half a brain is aware that the wildlings will eventually march south. After theyve been trying to cross the Wall for years, you think they're just gonna hang around with the rapists and murderers of the Night's Watch forever?
>>69287286
Yeah I thought the lack of shields in general was a lot weirder than everything else. Guess it makes sense that the Northerners didn't have them but they're wearing goddamn leather armor.
It was cool how Ned used his forearm gauntlets though.
>>69287221
Honestly that scene with Qyburn and SerGregordefinitely FUCKING CONFIRMED it
Also Arya getting asked about the Hound
Where is the hype?
>>69287399
Gonna fry Hodor's brain trying to tell him something.
>>69287148
It had a maddening amount of offscreen hits, dummy. Fucking stupid. What's the point of going all out with meme wielding 2 swords if you're going to make it look like ass?
>no swamp magic trickery
>just a backstab
Thanks Shit & Shit.
>>69287345
EPIC
>>69287399
Him climbing that tower. He will get his legs back.
>>69287399
>invisible during small council meetings
>make fart noises
>everyone blames pycelle because he's old
>The Vale's back next episode
>>69287117
>0:05
that quick wrist parry from his left hand is fucking sweet.
>>69287385
You've got to be kidding. Its made out to look like Ned and Dayne are incredibly close in skill until Dayne finally disarms him. That's why it takes 30 fucking seconds until of Dayne just ripping him apart.
really triggers me that smalljon said he would have killed the greatjon
just what the fuck, smalljon died for robb...
Vocaroo yourself doing Tower of Joy already, you fucking useless stinky dinky Britbongs.
>>69287399
If Bran is the knight of the laughing tree I will shit bricks
>>69287417
Yes, season 6 will even have a "alternative timeline episode" where he tries to save his father again and gain but things always become worse and he has to accept the past.
>>69287344
A ruse for what? Wouldn't just having Rickon be motivation enough for all the Northern lords to go kick the Boltonfags out of Winterfell?
>>69287344
>namedrop manderlys and white harbor
>refuse to put them in the show
why
>>69287081
Because fuck le kneelers xD
>>69287428
That's all it was ever going to be.
>>69287369
>I fought, i lost, and now i rest
God damnit, he was too good for Snow's fantasy land of friendship
>>69287351
Ned was the most trained and probably had the best sword. Castle steel, trained by a proper master at arms... not surprising he could at least defend somewhat and get a few ripostes in.
The best ep in a long time imo. I love that they've seemingly left the Dorne arc to the bare necessities.
I'm sad that HBO Nordic is always so laggy, though
>>69287444
>it's a thirty seconds farts and dicks quips scene
>>69287405
Rapier + Dagger =/= 2 Longswords
>>69287387
It's valyrian steel jackass. Catelyn remarks in the first or second boook that Ice is lighter than a normal steel longsword.
>>69287393
They do wear plate, but mostly chainmail.
how was the episode? havent seen it yet
>>69287346
Dawn isn't Ice though. Shit's not Valyrian and I don't think there's mention of it being light. Looks heavy as fuck in the WOIAF painting. >>69287108
>Season 6 GOT alternative timeline
>Season 6 of Lost
wew lad
>>69287426
genuinely laughed out loud, harder the moment I thought it could actually happen
>>69287081
So he won't have to break the oath he already sword to serve rickon
>>69287038
Did he learn to do this from his medieval animes?
>>69286921
this post broke me
>>69287369
theon
davos
~ned
melly
hound
~geoffry
robert
walder frey
tywin
ramsay (character, not plot)
>>69287444
Hopefully CIA will save the show.
>>69287038
Movie fighting against 4 guys with a greatsword doesn't work because "big weapons are slow".
The fight was better than expected but Sandor vs Brienne remains the best because it developed characters instead of just killing them.
>>69287067
>Now is the time
>4
>a song of ice and dragons
>>69286919
it's that long?
>>69287447
>close
It was 4 vs 1, and Dayne quickly reduced the numbers to 1 vs 1 and was man handling Ned, that didn't die immediately because he was slightly better than the rest of his crew
>>69287477
That's literally what I said. Ice, even though it's fucking huge, is light.
???
>>69287426
This is what I'm thinking as well.
>>69287125
I'm getting tired of him too.. he's nothing more than unfunny comic relief at this point.
And what is wrong with Sir Davos, I mean what's his angle? What the hell is he still doing at Castle Black? It doesn't make any sense
>>69287282
>The dead be walkin...
dick jokes vs fart jokeswhich do you prefer
>>69287470
>The best ep in a long time imo. I love that they've seemingly left the Dorne arc
That's it
>wheres my sister
>i wish you good fortune in the wars to come
>and now it begins
>nuuah, now it ends
What the fuck does any of this mean
Why is Arthur a fucking sperg? Ned asked him a simple question
>>69287186
I've asked that 50 times and have yet to get a (you)
>>69287307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mma9plcVXHk
>>69286947
Who was the random Arab
>>69287422
What is hype may never die
>>69287532
We've had 5 dick jokes in 3 episodes.
We've only had 1 fart jokes.
Which one has more memes?
Exactly.
>Arthur Dayne fighting with Ned is exactly the same as Obi Wan V Darth Maul
How can the showrunners be so ignorant? Flashy and extreme means nothing if there's nothing of value up for grabs
So Dayne was sharpening his Valyrian steel sword this episode?
>>69287396
Soon lad
>>69287552
Appreciate the spins, you filthy plebeian.
>>69287517
He wasn't never "manhandling" him
The fight was dead even until he disarmed him at the very end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLeoGQlUIhU
Watch it again
>>69287552
Maybe they thought the prequels were good meme was serious?
>>69287230
Because these fucking reddit faggots see an actor they pretend to recognize, chortle "BASED! :)", and meme about it. It's all about fags advertising your shit.
why would arthur wish ned good fortunes at all?
he firmly believes he's about to kill him, and if he doesn't, ned is off to serve the usurper... arthur's sword enemy as a member of the KG
this dialogue makes no sense
>>69287552
>nothing of value up for grabs
There was nothing at stake because everyone already knows how it ends you mong. Might as well make it pretty.
>>69287535
Just shows how autistic Grum is desu
to him this is a normal conversation
>>69287447
>Its made out to look like Ned and Dayne are incredibly close in skill until Dayne finally disarms him.
It really isn't, they cut to bran looking incredibly confused and stating that Dayne is much, much better.
>>69287252
I got ya pham
Was that from an SNL skit?
>>69287394
What makes you think it's the real Rickon?
>>69287554
Yeah, because it dents and knicks easy.
>>69287117
The really weird thing about the TOJ fight is that the actor who they got to play Ned Stark seems to be a hell of a lot better swordsman than the guy playing Dayne.
I think that's partially because Dayne is in poorly fitting armor. It means that Ned-Actor can move more freely and doesn't have to worry much about actually hurting the guy and isn't pulling his blows quite as much.
Dayne-Actor spends most of his time trying to find SOMETHING to do with the forced-2nd-sword to justify it being there.
It ends up just looking really awkward.
>>69287555
I can't wait.
I WANT THE HIGHPRIESTESS NOW
any idea in which episode she will appear? how permanent will her role be?
>>69287599
SPACE PANTS
>>69287570
>constantly being forced on the defensive
>dead even
>>69287485
Oh, I thought it was some other shit about Ned not using Ice because it's impractical. I should read reply chains, but in my defense it's 4:30 AM.
I do recall there being mention of Dawn being lighter than a regular sword, but in any case it doesn't matter since the same rules for greatswords and fighting apply. Dayne could've been in full plate and used a big ass fucking super sword and shown to take advantage of his armour while he deftly ends separate northmen in 2-3 swings in matters of seconds.
THAT would have been the best way to handle this character's portrayal.
>>69287519
I thought you were making fun of me 2bh
Did the chick who plays Sams girl get her teeth fixed or something? She looked different.
>>69287576
I think he meant his wars to come, and now it begins, the first war/fight.
>>69287554
Just be glad they didn't make it a fucking katana
>>69287525
Officially, davos went off to run an errand for Stannis, knowing full well what was going to happen
He comes back, with literally 0 people to return to. All the Baratheons are dead, Dragonstone and Stormlands are in chaos, with probably 0 revenue since, at the iron bank, stannis told Tycho they made and traded 0
Snow is probably the last ditch effort he has at surviving, since if he has no one else to turn to, he will be caught by either the lannisters or the boltons
>the harpies are led by a woman
we tumblr now
>>69287543
4 moderately skilled swordsmen with normal blades could wreck him. What that dance doesn't account for is the loss of momentum every time someone blocks your sword kwon do exercise. Swings down on 1 well defended block or parry and he's lost momentum and potentially tangled up his only means of defense.
Plus, look how fucking winded he is after 40 seconds
>>69287595
No shit. That's the only indication that Ned is "losing" because Bran has to literally say it. The fight is clearly very even until the last 5 seconds when a minute before he was wrecking 4 guys at once, one of them being Ned.
>>69287460
Exactly Manderly the Lord Lamprey (george insert) will be coming to winterfell
>>69287486
>bran warns himself about Jaime and cersie
>he tells Ned what he saw
>Robert executes his wife and Jaime's kids
>lannister-baratheon war
>all our favourite characters are back
>under pressure Robert sends more aggressive assassins after dany
>drogo decides to go after westeros before viserys can act a fool
>vuserys lives
>viserys doesn't let dany end slavery, entire shit arc avoided
>GoT is now about Robert and Ned trying to hold the seven kingdoms while fearing viserys and dany's neo-valyrian freehold empire of essos
I'd be fine with an alternate timeline, actually it probably be the best direction at this point.
>>69287554
wasn't Dayne it was the other dude
>>69287606
yeah agreed
you can tell the actor is really focused on swinging at the right marks
looks nothing like a genuine fight
>>69287599
Reminder that he got paid $500K for that scene.
Awww shit, who /hyped/ for Baller Baelish & Hella Sweetrobin next week?
>dat shaggy hair
>dem eyecirclestfw we won't see LF pounding Sansa's sweet lovehole with Sweetrobin jerking off in the corner
>>69287630
Thing is they had Jon and Brienne both sharpening their swords before. Don't they know or don't they care?
>>69287076
I was under the impression that Gregor wasn't actually Dead at the end of the duel, he just got really fucked up
>>69287623
???
He wasn't constantly on the defensive. Ned was attacking about as much as Dayne was. Dayne just looked flashier because he was twirling around two swords the entire time.
>>69287637
Not the kind of (you) I wanted, *fart*er
Why does Dain say the same words as Mance?
This is Lyanna.
Trust me my dad is John Hbo.
>>69287629
so he's wishing ned good luck to him? and wars as in plural so the if ned does win, dayne wishes him good luck for those too? makes no sense at all family
>>69287650
>the show is about Ned, Robert and Tywin
>>69287650
BASED Bran saving this show
>>69287627
>THAT would have been the best way to handle this character's portrayal.
Yeah it would have been the more realistic one but I can understand how it wouldn't have been super aesthetically pleasing. They already did that with the Mountain v Viper battle.
Plus in the books I think it was kind of implied that they "honorably" fought in a series of 1v1s, not TDKR fight dancing.
>>69287656
Reminder that was real wine and real memes
>>69287650
>>he tells Ned what he saw
>>Robert executes his wife and Jaime's kids
This literally happened in the first season, and Varys + LFinger put a stop to it instantly
I liked the other theory better. Where bran is trying to sway the mad king into a better path, but since all he can do is speak without form, the king goes mad listening to the whispers
This show just keeps getting worse and worse.
>>69287636
You could say the same about a guy wielding a 1 handed sword.
He wouldnt stand a chance 1 v 4, but this is meant to be the best at fighting.
In my opinion it wouldve looked way better if he used a 2 handed sword.
>>69287663
He's a good boy
>>69287664
Remember that Ice is meant to look like smoke and Oathkeeper and Widows Wail are black with red pattern welded through it, in the show both are just steel grey. D&D don't care
>>69287663
Wow, Robin turned from a tit sucker 3 season ago to looking like he's my father.
>>69287576
>why would arthur wish ned good fortunes at all?
Patronising him because he knows he's about to get BTFO.
>>69287676
my cock rages on
>>69287274
They're literally inside their dreams.
>>69287649
But how is that supposed to work as a plan? Ramsay could have just as easily chopped Rickon's head off right then and there.
>>69287677
He knew he was going to die and since he had seen first hand a female Otheress he knew a war was coming.
>>69287677
Thats my interpretation, i am not defending it, it's just how i understood it.
>>69287688
I wish I got paid millions to drink wine and talk about dicks.
You're not a man.
CUZ YOU HAVE NO COCK!
GET IT!
>So it begins
Who writes this shit?
>>69287461
They're coming. I think the Rickon with Osha is a prank, bro.
Davos white harbor arc from the books set to continue only this time Jon Targ is in tow.
>>69287571
But the prequels are good.
>>69287689
Robert and Ned would be in winterfell when this happens though, no traitor small council to stop them there.
>>69287663
SMOKE
>>69287734
i know right
what the fuck begins?
>>69287694
>boy
Man, maybe. He's fucking taller than CIA.
>>69286978
just kill yourself
anyone who enjoyed this episode should kill themself
or this season at all
the writing is fucking childish and shallow
dabid and danweissxd should fucking die
>Bran tries to talk to Hodor and causes him to become retarded
>Bran tries to tell himself not to climb the tower but he misinterprets it as a love for climbing towers
>Bran tries to change the Mad Kings story but sends him mad.
BASED desu senpai
>>69287038
Why did they get rid of Gerold Hightower? I get the idea of culling and combining characters for expediency when it comes to concluding the series but it's literally removing a stunt extra for one short scene.
Fuck they even had Pycelle mention him at the small council meeting WHY DID THEY DO THAT!?
>Bran meets Bloodraven
>Says his "three eyes and one line"
>Has both his eyes
This fucking show.
Does anyone think this season feels noticeably different to the previous ones?
the tone, the pacing, the writing, the dialogue its like its evolved into an actual soap opera/modern tv dram or something
>TYRION FREES TWO DRAGONS, ESCAPES UNHARMED
>THIS IS NOT A TOPIC WORTHY OF DISCUSSION FOR HIS CHARACTER IN THE FOLLOWING EPISODE
>>69287399
> fry Hodors brain
> Make the mad king mad with whispers
ultimately it was brann all along that set everything into motion
>>69287554
Dawn isn't a Valyrian sword, and it was Whent doing the sharpening.
>Stannis kill his beloved daughter for end the war and avoid other people to Starve and die
>evryone mad as hell
>Jon kill a boy who just didn't wanted to live with his parent's murderer for totaly personnal and egoist reasons
>evryone cheer
>>69287769
He's inside the tower
>>69287777
>dawn isnt valyrian sword
its valyrian steel tho
TYRION HAD A SCENE WHERE HE LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT HE HAS NOTHING TO DO OR SAY AT THE MOMENT, BUT THEY HAVE TO FORCE HIM INTO THE EPISODE ANYWAY
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING WRITING IS THIS
>>69287781
Olly was a fucking faggot.
>>69287770
The ToJ scene seemed so fucking weird to me, like they shot it on first try with no editing
>>69287792
No it isn't.
>It is said to be made from metal forged from the heart of a fallen star.[2] The blade is as pale as milkglass, looking like no Valyrian blade, yet sharing all of the properties, being incredibly strong and sharp.[3][1]
>>69287770
Do you mean evolved or devolved?
>>69287770
Yeah, season 1 characters could talk at length about stupid shit and I never felt like I was missing anything. This season, 1 minute of dialogue is enough to make me feel like I'm losing precious time.
>>69287599
Reminder that Grey Worm was on two episodes of Game Grumps and he was pretty based.
>>69287801
>So so so much content
>Have to squeeze in as much as possible in 10 hours for one novel
>Have any pointless scenes, ever - in the entire show
It's truly remarkable how they manage to accomplish this.
>>69287787
TOWER
INSIDE
TOWER
BRAVO D&D
GRRM CAN'T WRITE GENIUS LIKE THIS
>>69287809
The lack of exposition seemed weird to me. At least him being in Winterfell made sense being home.
>Let me just take you to the middle of nowhere real quick for a reason I won't explain until later.
>>69287816
Right. Still doesn't sound like it needs to be sharpened.
>>69287770
They've plainly said season 6 is for women texting their bulls while """watching""" HBO's EPIC Game of Thrones. There's no integrity anymore. There's no calls in spite of plebs' short attention spans. It's shit. This is supposed to be an adult show too. Capeshit puts it to shame.
>>69287770
Yeah, basically everything a character says in a scene can now be boiled down into a single sentence. Characters are being thrown around for convenience without even the slightest thought being given to their motivations. The plot holes and inconsistencies just keep mounting up.
In short, it sucks.
>>69286963
Rickon confirmed for childbearing hips.
>>69287821
devolved...its just lost a certain...something. even previous shit seasons didnt feel as emotionally dead and lifeless as this one
>>69287862
Oswell Whent was sharpening his regular steel sword. Dayne was twirling his meteor sword around in the summer sun.
>>69287801
If they didn't show Tyrion you'd be complaining about where the fuck did he went
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
>>69287895
You're being whack. Last season felt considerably less "alive" than this season.
>>69286923
Commisar Stannis!
>>69287068He's been in there even before Jon died
>>69287249
making it hard for enemy to tell when you're about to attack dummy
>>69287895
>>69287975
They're both shit anyway
How will CIA get away with sending Sansa to the Boltons and now rescuing her?
The Vale big guy always hated CIA, and now he pulls this shit... not to mention Sansas reaction.
Dual fucking wield. This season is ass
I used to enjoy this show simply based on the fact, that they got combat and how fights turn out somewhat right, even if the actors couldn't pull it off correctly, the ideas how people would act like were right. Now we got Star Wars prequel tier choreography sword waving, two guys running into a battle against six without even trying to use the environment to their advantage, no ranged weapons from a fucking tower, nothing. It felt so incredibly staged compared to the Forel scene, for example.
>>69287554
>So Dayne was sharpening his Valyrian steel sword this episode?
Well no, anon...
if you watch again, you'll see that the whetstone never goes near the edge of the blade.
>>69288028
If you watch again you'll see that's not Arthur Dayne.
>>69288028
>>69287934
All right, thanks for clearing that up. I don't pay attention to the show anymore since it caused my brain to bleed a little every time I do.
>>69288021
This board this season is ass. It's become too big a maymay that we're supposed to watch for things to shitpost and complain about. Without /tv/'s rotten influence shit's not really any worse than earlier seasons. Show just became popular for the normalcools so everyone here decided they needed to actively complain about it.
>>69287177
And again, with the hero defeated, the enemy waits a brief moment to be stabbed by a guy completely absent in (practiccally) the whole fight.
FUCKING HACKS
>>69288024
Would you prefer if they tried to obtain the high tower ground?
>>69287770
Yeah it's gone into autopilot
The writers and directors are treating it as they would any other project.
>>69288080
>And again, with the hero defeated, the enemy waits a brief moment to be stabbed by a guy completely absent in (practiccally) the whole fight.
Literally how it was always implied to have happened. It's the entire fucking point. Ned carries a sense of shame about the fight because of the dishonorable means by which it was won.
>>69288129
>he writers and directors are treating it as they would any other project.
They always fucking were you rose colored hindsight motherfuckers. What did you start marathoning the shit after season 3?
>>69288009
He was going to have Sansa marry the Boltons to be somewhat safe in WF, then, before all the shit in KL went down, help fund and support the other houses for an eventual insurrection
Then, after Sansa secured her hold on the North, he would probably have the Tyrells break their contracts and deals with the Lannisters and starve/pick them off
This show is starting to suck really bad
Although their ratings might still be good, I can see myself losing interest this season
>>69287038
Something about the way it was fought in broad daylight made the tone feel off.
>>69288211
It's a cliche, period. Want to make it dishonorable? Look at the fight between the Hound and Brienne, dirty, violent, fighting like animals... this was a b series cliche from the dual welding to the end, all people dying instantly, soldiers waiting turns to attack, completely useless shields, etc, etc.
>>69287344
I dunno, the whole 'fuck kneeling' thing made him seem sincere. But maybe thats because he's a master ruser
>dual weilding edgelord nothin personnel kid arthur dayne
Jesus fucking christ
>>69287369
Robb was way better in the show
>>69287274
They're peering into the past via nature magic. Or traveling as specters, it's not entirely clear anymore.
What does DABID mean?
>>69287545
probably their guide.
>>69287369
Season 2 Theon
>>69289012
>DABID
>WHAT IF WE GIVE DE DAYNE TWO SWORDS AND HE SWING THEM LIKE A HELIPCOPTER WOWOWOWOWOWOW
>WHY THAT DO?
>LIKE THE ANIMES DABID
>THE PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF HIS SUPERIOR SWORDMANS SKILL SO THEY JUST CIRCLE AROUND INSTEAD
>BRILLIANT!
*both start making helicopter noises while running in circles around the room
>>69287710
Its kinda like what was happening in the books when it ended
>Stannis and his army(Stormlands, Glovers?, Mormont, Karstark(traitor) handful of Mercs/Wildlings outside of Winterfell
>Bolton, Manderly(traitor we know from Davos Chapter and the fact that the Frey that were with im in White harbor were killed by "Bandits"), Dustin(traitor we know from Theon chapter where Lady Dustin tells him about Roose's first son her nephew that Ramsay killed.), and Frey inside of winterfell
>Ghost of Winterfell killing bitches left and right
>Tensions high between the factions
>Bolton sends out Freys to take care of Stannis.
>Jenye Poole(Fake Arya) is hostage before her and Theon jump off the Wall
>Theon and Asha(Yara) meet a Stannis Camp when Theon is captured.
How it would work in the show
>Jon and Wildling Army outside of Winterfell
>Ramsay, Karstark, Umber, Manderly(We got that name drop of them being one of the three strongest in the North couple episodes back) inside Winterfell
>Rickon is hostage
>Manderly was originally going to betray Bolton to rescue Fake Arya(Jenye Poole) and name her Queen in the North but will instead plan to make Rickon King of the North
>Just like the books in that they'd start killing Bolton, Karstark, and Umber pitting them asgainst each other. (From most recent it doesn't look like Karstark and Umber are going to get along.)
>????????
Profit
>>69289234
I love Dabid posts
>>69289421
I have a feeling Rickon being offered to Ramsay is an Umber ploy to get in close with him, so they can betray him later. Why else would they have been hammering in that whole shit about "The North Remembers" that last few seasons. Also, the Umbers are supposedly super loyal to the Starks. Hard to believe they'd roll over for Ramsay just like that.
Shit forgot about the Greyjoys
Books
>Asha flees the Iron Islands after she loses the Kingsmoat to Euron
>Gets captured by Stannis
>Mets up with Theon
>Theon told he's gonna get sacrificed/burned alive
Show
>Yara(Asha) flees the Iron Islands after being defeated by Euron(I am the SOTROM)
>Defeated/Allies with Jon to help get her the iron lslands(kinda like the offer Robb gave to Balon in Season 2)
>Run into Theon/Sansa/Pod/Bree crew
>Jon gonna kill Theon for what he did the Brandon/Rickon and being a turncoat
>Sansa convinces him not too and the whole Rickon is alive bullshit(Ramsay knows cause theon and as does Umbers who can't keep there mouths shut I'm assuming)
>Theon joins Jon
>Theon gets killed in battle defending a weakened resurrected Jon against shirtless Ramsay redeeming himself
>Sansa kills Ramsay cause Feminism
>Jon get Winterfell and marries Yara(could be kinda like the Val situation in the books)?
>Wall gets destroyed because of White Wakers and Magic Horn
>????????
DABID
>>69289535
I think you may be right since Smalljon didn't want to formally attach himself to Ramsay(Kneel or Kiss hand) because kind the whole North Remembers and We sure only one king and his name is Stark stuff. Umbers could be a replacement for the Dustins since I don't ever remember them ever being mentioned in the show.
But what do I know I am but a lowly bookfag
>three seasons since Red Wedding
>pretty much zero mention of the Riverlands since
I know Frey is a lazy asshole who just sits around and lets everything goes to shit, but what the hell is going on in Riverrun and has Edmure just been sitting in a dungeon this whole time?
>>69289854
They're with Gendry on the boat of abandoned plotlines
>>69289854
Book-wise he got released from the dungeon and ran away back to Riverrun with Blackfish leaving a pregnant Roslin Frey. Then we had the whole Jaime in the Riverlands thing people keep compaining about.
Show-wise I thought I saw Walder in a preview somewhere so we might see the riverlands sooner or later.
