prev >>69285953
>who /snek/ here?
>>69286885
First for Davos bored out of his mind
>>69286885
>who /*farts*/ here?
Nth for chairman stannis.
>>69286885
zeroeth for SAVE THIS SEASON MY KING
Wasn't the fight at the Gerold High Tower great?
who /littlefinger/ here?
>>69286885
Where is he even walking?
Does he know what the fuck he's doing?
First for the most handsome man in Westeros.
>>69286885
The queen of /tv/
>NUH. NAOHETENZ
What accent is this?
preston
>>69286885
So how many are actually left in the nights watch now? 50?
Daily reminder
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS JUST STAY IN ONE THREAD
>>69286885
>>69286903
*braaaaaaaaaaaap*
oh sorry anon I didn't realize we were in small council meeting
>>69286885
Where is Jon going? Doesn't that tunnel go north of the wall.
>The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword
Why did Robb betray his father's teachings?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167115
So will Ramsey marry Rickon now?
(farts)
WHO WAS HIGHTOWER
JK Simmons confirmed for next episode!
GET HYPE
>>69286938
Northern English, specifically Yorkshire.
I have this accent, and I cringe whenever I hear it in film and tv.
>>69286953
To go forward you need to go back, it's like poetry
>>69286938
chav
What is Davos even doing at this point
when did everything go...
>>69286961
WHY ARE YOU EVEN FUCKIGN ASKING THIS? HES CONFIRMED TO VISIT LYANNA YOU DUMB SHIT
>>69286957
What? He killed karstark. If his father wouldn't have given him that dumb advice then things might be different.
>>69286968
DELIVERING THE BABY
>>69286957
Robb is kill
>>69286925
NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING NIGHTS KING
God, this season is fucking awful.
>>69286985
He's been converted to the Red God
>>69286961
wtf is the point of this, you can see from s6 trailers that Davos is at Bear Island?
>>69286993
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69287001
This is the best season so far!
>>69286937
i liked her feet :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
based CIA confirmed for saving bastardbowl
>>69286938
Northern England, you know where the Starks were based off?
>>69286988
>leaks
>confirmed
>>69286986
so wrong?
>the most likeable character is Ser Robert Strong
>>69286975
I though the same thing
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO
>>69286947
>"Enjoy the PARALYZER!"
1/???
Lets clear something right from the start - the fight was good, but we are not happy how Dayne was portrayed.
If it was some random schmuck we would have been praising it. It is a million times better than the snek disasters. Especially the 1v1 between Stark and Dayne.
This is Arthur Dayne tho, we have been hyped for two decades. Dual wielding for the sake of cool would have worked for anyone else, but him.
>>69286986
.. 20 good men !
>>69287011
TELL ME OF DAYNE, WHY DOES HE DUALWIELD?
Post yfw the hooded man in the last Dorne scene of the season is Darkstar
>people getting ass-blasted over the Pycelle fart
>when the books literally described Dany having diarrhea in explicit detail
>>69286978
vocaroo nau
>>69286929
>three episodes into season 6
>still no CIA
I need my fix.
[farts intensify]
>>69287027
http://watchersonthewall.com/liam-cunningham-confirms-a-new-character-in-season-6-and-the-cast-talk-white-walkers-crazy-theories-and-more/
>>69287032
That's Ser Gregor to you.
BRAVO D&D.
>jon walks away from castle black
>it's time for me to enter the...
>cut to title screen - "GAME OF THRONES"
what did he mean by this?
Just a remember that STANNIS is actually in Jon body
>>69287015
are you fucking serious
>>69287038
I'll never not be pissed about dual-wielding
>>69286985
Davos is obviously going to be the next lord commander.
>>69286921
HOL UP
*does aerobics*
HOL UP
*farts externally*
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
*Talks shit about qybern*
YOU'RE TELLING ME
*breaks wind*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
*talks shit about Gregor*
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT QYBERN RESURRECTED SER GREGOR CLEGANE AND NO ONE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THIS?
*get's jiggy with it*
>>69287052
confirmed next episode along with Sweetrobin and Lord Royce
2/???
>>69287028
Why would you give a stupid gift in exchange for a military support ? This is dumb a fuck, just bend the knee it's free
did anything actually happen this episode?
what was that tower shit even about? i feel like i just wasted an entire hour.
>>69287038
>the fight was good
Yeah, in a video game.
DW in real settings are never good.
>>69287038
My main problem is that there were only two kingsguard
>>69287040
IT LOOKS COOL OKAY
>>69287066
Why is his hand so small?
And where are the leaks for episode four?
>>69287015
Hey, look, reddit has made it after all
>>69287052
He's back on the table next week, GET HYPE
>>69286925
>help me Nights King, you're my only hope
>>69287019
literally all the episode 4
Man, reading these Youtube comments is giving me cancer.
Fucking normies.
"Hahaha! I love Tyronion, that guy is HILARIOUS!"
>>69286768
>it was just a dagger in the back
>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
I honestly didn't mind this senpai. The truth behind legends is often disappointing.
It was just executed haphazardly with a poorly directed scene.
>>69287082
i feel like i just wasted my entire life
>>69287038
I'm a belligerent bookfag and I'm fine with him duel wielding. It's a much more visceral way to establish that he's hella good than him swinging around a fucking 6 foot 2-handed sword in a 4 on 1. You swing at one dude and you're exposed to the rest of them.
>>69287032
>says nothing
>just does
The world needs a few more Robert Strongs
>>69287045
memers need something to latch onto every episode. Do you remember that week everyone was typing "hisssssssssssss" and "ssssssssss" because those slaves did it to dany for some odd reason?
It's just a few tourist meme artists. Definitively less than 10.
>>69287082
>what was that tower shit even about?
It's important stuff that confirms Jon's mother and his heritage as a Targaryen
3/???
>>69287082
Arya died, Rickon came back
>tfw your only friend leaves you
>>69287089
small fingers small hand
Is Rickon really gonna flip his shit? I'd enjoy that, we have too many cucklets in the show as it is
>>69287045
Sunset found her...
Oh who cares.
I'm so fucking sick of Tyrion. He gets worse every season.
>>69287082
Lyanna gives birth to Jon in the tower you fucking retard.
>>69287038
>the fight was good
but it wasnt
>>69287087
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHITPOSTER
>>69287108
You swing two swords and you're exposed to ALL of them.
Literally retarded.
Any Brits around?
Care to read the show's script of Tower of Joy?
Nuhhhhnaowitenzzzz
Why did Gregor not killing anyone this episode.
Pretty disappointing desu
>>69287081
>This is dumb a fuck, just bend the knee it's free
They're northerners, the niggers of Westeros. It's literally canon that they're stubborn, dumb, dirt-farming motherfuckers.
>>69287082
It's interesting how the different the show is now. I feel as though it sort of starts strong, limps along then finishes on a high note. Whereas old episodes felt strong overall.
>>69287135
pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase
>>69286947
For it not being a quick-cut shakey cam sword fight right there, that's pretty good. Seen a lot worse in better movies.
The defense force has arrived.
>>69287041
>mfw he is going to dual wield so we all know who he is
>>69287118
>Rickon
who?
>>69287126
why would i know that?
>>69287108
FUCK off marvel cucking shit.
>>69287038
Someone crop Ned out like that Batman fighting .gif
What the fuck is he doing?
>>69287154
DWDF?
>>69287119
>tfw you like a uglier ugly Ben Foster
>>69287038
I was a meme fight, but it was decent for late GoT standards.
4/???
>>69287154
Reddit here to defend this episode. Where do I start?
>>69287136
Killed Pycelle's lower intestine.
why did arthur dayne say the thing that mance rayder said
>>69286991
But he hanged all those other dudes. Ned would have honorably beheaded them all like a true northsman
>>69287120
LITTLE FINGER
LITTLE HAND
OH FUCK
GRRM DID IT AGAIN!!!
GUESS
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
http://webmshare.com/VNgNz
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>>69287108
Thats not how a 2 handed sword works tho.
You keep swinging it in different ways, you never stop to keep the momentum going.
And because of the longer blade they cant reach you.
So is Rickon going to be wearing Ohsa as a coat?
The book dialogue during the tower scene felt so fucking out of place this season
>>69287126
Why would I know that you fucking idiot
>that little backwards trot Ned does during the Tower of Joy fight
Do the choreographers not teach the actors about footwork?
>>69287041
Linda review when?
>>69287193
>>69287103
I have this feeling every morning when I wake up. It's getting so hard to get out of bed. I just wanted to pull up the covers and ignore everything this morning.
I want to go back in time and fix my life but I can't and it feels to late to fix it in the present.
>>69287131
The fuck are you talking about? He's shown repeatedly using both swords to block and parry simultaneous strikes. Are you actually saying that you think it's more believable that a giant, unwieldy ancestral sword would be a better weapon in that situation than 2 one handed swords?
If I had to fight 4 dudes, I think I'd rather have 2 hammers than 1 long 2x4
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
>>69287208
hopefully never
>>69287079
What is that guy on the left doing?
Why did that guy drop his shield for no reason?
Next ep will open with the flayed body of rickon
Why didn't they keep the old Bloodraven?
alright i'm out lads, see you when a new review vid is up.
>>69287177
He keeps holding the sword with one hand.
Why??
Who was the little kid that got captured with the wild-lass? Its been like 2 years so I feel its a legitimate question.
>>69287199
it was delivered awkewardly and they had to shoehorn in names so showplebs knew who was being referred to.
>>69287199
It felt out of place during the Euron scene too. Maybe just because it was in a different context.
>>69287100
>>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
Meh. Still not nearly as bad as no loot in the Vault.
Still pissed about that. Borderlands II made up for everything tho.
>>69287177
Why is Bran so confused? Didn't he tell Meera and Reed when they met that Ned said Howland saved his life?
>>69287117
Why is Dayne spinning so much?
Why is he twirling his swords in his hands?
LYANNA
>>69287200
>>69287157
because you've been browsing this board for like 2 years?
>>69287038
>prequel SW level fighting style
>good
>>69287224
They trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
>>69287231
bye preston
>>69287224
MOST
EPIC
FIGHT
EVER!!
>>69287236
damn dude them discussing that literal same question was half of that scene
>>69287235
because it's just a longsword
>>69287236
Gendry
He was that smith guy who was in love with Arya I think
>>69287249
TO SHOW HE HAS SKILLS OMG
>>69287117
I don't watch the show, but why are there two people just standing there in the background nonchalantly, shouldn't they be running away or reacting to what's happening right in fucking front of them. God, I hate the way Hack and hack have butchered the show, this looks like the worst episode in the series so far and that's saying something. Utterly dreadful writing from D&D
>>69287249
It's a good trick
>>69287221
>tfw no rickon and dickon gay co-emperors of essos
>>69287122
>mfw Rickon bites Ramsays throat out.
>>69287230
I was actually wondering this too.
>>69287219
But a shield or a buckler or a parrying dagger would be more useful than another sword in that situation
>>69287249
all valid questions
they couldn't get someone better looking and less obnoxious sounding for young eddard?
>>69287125
his joke was alright in this episode
>>69287177
Why does Bran look like a fucking bird with his face?
Why did Ned block Dawn with his arm, when it's sharper than fucking Valyrian steel?
>>69287038
That's not nearly as bad as everyone was making it out to be. Yeah dual welding is dumb but it's a quick way to establish he's a great swordsman.
>I like it
>>69287252
Ewww, no fuck off.
>>69287038
>>69287079
>>69287117
>no fight has come close to Oberyn vs Gregor
>Cleganebowl will probably be shit too
>>69287274
>I don't watch the show, but why...
You're an idiot.
Now that it's been confirmed that spoilerbro was 100% right, what are his predictions for next week?
>>69287195
Helicoptering a greatsword, aside. It's a weapon ideally purposed for horseback and executions and shit. It's too big and slow to be super-functional in that kind of fight.
OHHHH MAAAAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
>Hound v Brienne
>fencing, wrestling, fight is dragged across a range of scenery
>Tower of Joy
>most hyped fight ever, Ned v Arthur
>literally happens in a patch of dirt
>then stays in the same patch of dirt
THANKS D AND D
>>69287279
KINO
I
N
O
Remind me why House Umber would side with the team that murdered their Lord & Army at the Red Wedding?
>Jon Snow and Muh Wildlings
Literally no indication of them marching South yet. They have been fucking around The Wall
>>69287279
>this is cooler than Tower of Joy, with $10M in budget
>>69287038
Dayne was not set up in the show at all, though. I'm a book fag, but I'm OK with this Dayne. It was a tight fight, and I understand that expecting show watchers to be in utter awe of some legendary fighter whose name was spewed out of Joffrey's cunt in one episode is unrealistic.
So who is Ian McShane meant to be playing?
>>69287230
It was unnecessary but if you can put Max Von Sydow in something you do it. Maybe they had him in mind originally but he wasn't available or they didn't know who they wanted so just used any old actor for this extremely short scene he was gonna be in until they knew who they wanted.
>>69287308
D DABID
(farts)
DABID
SMALL PECKER DABID
>>69287305
he only gets the episode a day before they come out, so he'll spoil it next saturday
>>69287295
search double golden arches
>>69287312
jamie vs. ned was way better
>>69287279
But this style of fighting doesn't make as many gifs to post on Tumblr.
Think about your fucking audience.
>>69287249
ITS
The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse
screen cap this lads
>>69287338
FUCKING
>>69287307
'no'
If ned had full plate, which he should have, a greatsword would have been great, and Ice would have been the ideal weapon to use.
Ice is fucking lighter than regular longswords even, the heavy weight thing is a fucking meme.
>>69287344
it's pretty obvious though
>>69287317
Perhaps they aren't as naive as you are.
>>69287117
dude easily keeps 3 seperate people at bay and kills two of them but suddenly when its a 1v1 they're evenly matched?
>>69287301
Ned VS Jaime was GOAT
Oberyn span around like a faggot, and Gregor barely even swung his sword
>bran wargs in to arthur dayne
>learns how to dual wield by being him
>litearlly becomes the Sword of the Dusk
CONFIRMED
>>69287230
If Maxxy boy wants a role you give him a role.
>>69287230
Because Max von Sydow is based.
>>69287322
The old priest who saved the Hound. I'm guessing we either get a flashback scene with him, or Brienne, Pod and Sansa stop in on their way to Castle Black.
>Character wo are actually better in the shwo than in the books
If there is one, its him.
>>69287312
Tower of Joy fight was lika a fucking video game. DW is shit and this whole scene reminded me of the sw prequels.
>>69287345
GOOD
>>69287322
The hound's dad,
Mikor "The GreatBitch" Clegane.
>>69287344
>>69287351
They were never evenly matched. Ned was the only one who knew some defence, so he was the last to fall.
>>69287346
Literally this.
Ice, a greatsword, is not heavier than a regular sword. It's lighter and much sharper. Folded 1000 times etc.
>>69287355
So he can kill the King of the Dark Walkers these deep southern fucking fire zombies
>>69287346
Norfeners don't wear plate, except Robb because he's only half Norfmen and therefore has a more functional survival instinct
>>69287344
this was my thinking too
point is, it's fucking retarded
ramsay is crazy enough to pull a knife and shank rickon
>>69287354
I guess I meant to say as far as recent fights go.
>>69287235
when will we see our Jewish Highpriestess?
>>69287369
Good night sweet prince.
So Bran can manipulate the past. What key event is he going to change?
>>69287344
I'm hoping this is the case. That puny direwolf head make me confident.
It's an epic prank, bro. Will end with some Frey pie.
>>69287045
I would rather watch khaleesi have diarrhea honestly haha I wonder what it would smell like haha
>>69287038
As a bookfag, the dual wielding made sort of sense in a cinematic way. You always have to consider that literature and visual media are very different.
Dual wielding visually represent very well his fine swordsmanship and gives him a edge over his numbers inferiority
what i was really pissed about was the fucking set pieces, the dumb dialogue and Chav Ned
>>69287355
actually bran is going to worg into stannis (azor ahai resurrected by bloodraven) to kill the white walkers and thus completing the song of ice and fire
So is Bran going to be able to change the past now?
>>69287317
Anyone with half a brain is aware that the wildlings will eventually march south. After theyve been trying to cross the Wall for years, you think they're just gonna hang around with the rapists and murderers of the Night's Watch forever?
>>69287286
Yeah I thought the lack of shields in general was a lot weirder than everything else. Guess it makes sense that the Northerners didn't have them but they're wearing goddamn leather armor.
It was cool how Ned used his forearm gauntlets though.
>>69287221
Honestly that scene with Qyburn and SerGregordefinitely FUCKING CONFIRMED it
Also Arya getting asked about the Hound
Where is the hype?
>>69287399
Gonna fry Hodor's brain trying to tell him something.
>>69287148
It had a maddening amount of offscreen hits, dummy. Fucking stupid. What's the point of going all out with meme wielding 2 swords if you're going to make it look like ass?
>no swamp magic trickery
>just a backstab
Thanks Shit & Shit.
>>69287345
EPIC
>>69287399
Him climbing that tower. He will get his legs back.
>>69287399
>invisible during small council meetings
>make fart noises
>everyone blames pycelle because he's old
>The Vale's back next episode
>>69287117
>0:05
that quick wrist parry from his left hand is fucking sweet.
>>69287385
You've got to be kidding. Its made out to look like Ned and Dayne are incredibly close in skill until Dayne finally disarms him. That's why it takes 30 fucking seconds until of Dayne just ripping him apart.
really triggers me that smalljon said he would have killed the greatjon
just what the fuck, smalljon died for robb...
Vocaroo yourself doing Tower of Joy already, you fucking useless stinky dinky Britbongs.
>>69287399
If Bran is the knight of the laughing tree I will shit bricks
>>69287417
Yes, season 6 will even have a "alternative timeline episode" where he tries to save his father again and gain but things always become worse and he has to accept the past.
>>69287344
A ruse for what? Wouldn't just having Rickon be motivation enough for all the Northern lords to go kick the Boltonfags out of Winterfell?
>>69287344
>namedrop manderlys and white harbor
>refuse to put them in the show
why
>>69287081
Because fuck le kneelers xD
>>69287428
That's all it was ever going to be.
>>69287369
>I fought, i lost, and now i rest
God damnit, he was too good for Snow's fantasy land of friendship
>>69287351
Ned was the most trained and probably had the best sword. Castle steel, trained by a proper master at arms... not surprising he could at least defend somewhat and get a few ripostes in.
The best ep in a long time imo. I love that they've seemingly left the Dorne arc to the bare necessities.
I'm sad that HBO Nordic is always so laggy, though
>>69287444
>it's a thirty seconds farts and dicks quips scene
>>69287405
Rapier + Dagger =/= 2 Longswords
>>69287387
It's valyrian steel jackass. Catelyn remarks in the first or second boook that Ice is lighter than a normal steel longsword.
>>69287393
They do wear plate, but mostly chainmail.
how was the episode? havent seen it yet
>>69287346
Dawn isn't Ice though. Shit's not Valyrian and I don't think there's mention of it being light. Looks heavy as fuck in the WOIAF painting. >>69287108
>Season 6 GOT alternative timeline
>Season 6 of Lost
wew lad
>>69287426
genuinely laughed out loud, harder the moment I thought it could actually happen
>>69287081
So he won't have to break the oath he already sword to serve rickon
>>69287038
Did he learn to do this from his medieval animes?
>>69286921
this post broke me
>>69287369
theon
davos
~ned
melly
hound
~geoffry
robert
walder frey
tywin
ramsay (character, not plot)
>>69287444
Hopefully CIA will save the show.
>>69287038
Movie fighting against 4 guys with a greatsword doesn't work because "big weapons are slow".
The fight was better than expected but Sandor vs Brienne remains the best because it developed characters instead of just killing them.
>>69287067
>Now is the time
>4
>a song of ice and dragons
>>69286919
it's that long?
>>69287447
>close
It was 4 vs 1, and Dayne quickly reduced the numbers to 1 vs 1 and was man handling Ned, that didn't die immediately because he was slightly better than the rest of his crew
>>69287477
That's literally what I said. Ice, even though it's fucking huge, is light.
???
>>69287426
This is what I'm thinking as well.
>>69287125
I'm getting tired of him too.. he's nothing more than unfunny comic relief at this point.
And what is wrong with Sir Davos, I mean what's his angle? What the hell is he still doing at Castle Black? It doesn't make any sense
>>69287282
>The dead be walkin...
