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TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE edition
old >>69286899
>All I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>>69289907
why does he duel wield like the animays?
5th for rickon dying
promise me nedd
>>69289907
Why does he have two swords?
>>69289938
so we know he is ebin
>>69289907
TELL ME ABOUT DARKKKSTARRR.
WHY IS HE OF THE NIGHT?
>dual wielding
>penis jokes
>dual wielding
>fart joke
>dual wielding
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>69289928
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>howland reed on screen
>no swamp magic
>THANKS D&D
>THANKS D&D
>THANKS D&D
>>69289907
Is he the rando swordsman they put out the casting call for?
He's handsome.
No homo.
>>69289938
thank god he doesn't... *teleports behind you* *cuts you down*
>>69289969
Cutting out Darkstar is one of the few changes I will praise the show for
Did Preston hang himself ?
>ep4 preview
>Jorah magically knows where Dany will be
Also Tyrion scenes just keep getting worse.
>>69289990
No, this guy is in Black Sails.
Are we sure it's Dayne? he might be Gerold Hightower for all I know
Im watching clips from season 1, and holy fuck has this show gone down hill.
I really miss Rob and Ned broing it up.
>>69290003
Where else would Dothraki go when they find out who she is? Use your head, anon.
hello yes hello i am the howland reed
>>69290007
it showed a sun on the sword
>sword of the morning
mayb it was sun man xddd
>>69290003
nigga, jorrah hung out with the fucking khal for a long time. im sure he knows what they do to widowed khaleesi's
>>69289997
fag
ignore
>69289999
>69290000
>>69289907
NO COLDHANDS FUCK YOU D&D
>>69290025
What a fucking backstabbing kike
Reminder that bog devils need to be exterminated
How many characters in this show had
>wife son's
Samwell Tarly
Robert Baratheon (x2)
>>69290025
Why does howland look like a fag?
>off-screen death
Why is this allowed?
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
Why does every edglord on that show dual wield like a fookin legend?
>>69290020
I rewatched season 1 recently, and what stood out to me was how comfy King's Landing in Malta looked.
post yfw Shaggydog is alive and the head was just random wolf
Why does young Ned look like a potato?
>>69289957
shitposting aside, he had to take care of 4 opponents since for some reason they had to cut out a 3rd KG
Poor Shaggydog
>>69290050
because all the budget goes towards the caloriesee scenes and le ebin alcoholic midget
Will Ramsay rape Rickon or Osha? Both? Is it even rape if they enjoy it? Find out next Sunday.
>>69290007
Except for that part where Bran went "THAT'S ARTHUR DAYNE, THE SWORD OF THE MORNING, A LEGENDARY FIGHTER WHO MY FATHER FAMOUSLY DEFEATED. IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH SHOWFAGS?"
>>69290068
This
No way the Umbers are actually on Ramsay's side.
>>69290059
Because it's rad as hell
>>69290069
He aged well.
BLESS HIM WITH SALT
BLESS HIM WITH STONE
BLESS HIM WITH STEEL
I thought it was the streamer last night fucking with me but they actually had Master Pycelle fart when he saw the Mountain. Jesus Christ, D&D...
>>69289973
>fart joke
when?
>>69290059
le rogue bandit archetype
>>69290046
because D&D are terrible at casting.
>>69290059
warband memes coming to life
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
>>69289997
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69289907
>>69289938
Only 2 swords? Amateur
>>69290093
>BLESS HIM WITH SALT
I SWEAR IT ON THE salt throne
Isn't Rickon like 7? He's as tall as Ramsay
>>69290080
he better not pick Osha
She won't sit there and take it like sansa or any other of his bitches. She will bite his dick off
>>69290038
>muh backstabbing
What the fuck did you expect? that he'll just push him? that he'll give him opportunity to resist? god I swear you're too retarded to live. Just like Ned and Robb.
I know you're all fucking retards, but you guys understand: The subtitle was (Fart), but Pycelle actually shit his pants because he was talking shit about the Mountain saying they should kill him as he walks into the room?
I bet you manlets would do the exact same
>Realism
Also the small dick meme Tormund did was just bantz, that's what he does man.
FUCK D&D HACK&HACK FUCK THEM
GURM SAVE US
the dialogue has now reached such an atrocious level its like literally reading online fanfiction
>>69290080
I can see Ramsay raping Osha, DABID needs to make sure everyone knows Ramsay is a big bad
>>69290102
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS!
>>69289950
it's so fucking retarded and pointless, why does he even exist then?
>>69290096
>Master
I mean Maester, no need to crucify me.
>>69290097
See >>69290096
>>69290116
Obviously a lot more time has passed in the show than in the books.
>>69290097
Pycelle farted when he saw Robert Strong/Gregor Clegane
it's been 5 seasons and we're on the 3rd episode of the 6th season
and every single episode there's someone going 'SHIT EPISODE SHIT SEASON'
if it's so shit why do you cuckolds keep watching it? protip, if you're still watching it, you like it
>>69289907
>tfw no bobby b+eddard bromance scenes
i hate this show ;-;
>>69290050
It's LITERALLY a shaggy dog story
Bravo D&D
>>69290059
more atks per sec, hence higher dps
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS?
>>69290081
How does Bran know what Arthur Dayne looks like? Whent next to him could have been Dayne for all Bran knew at that stage.
>>69290133
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
also, Robert is fucking harlus- born to fucking feast
>>69290107
*teleports behind you*
pshh, nothing personnel kid
>>69290043
Filtered. Thanks for using a trip.
>>69290125
*farts exponentially into an event horizon*
>>69290145
>if you're still watching it, you like it
explain why I haven't killed myself yet then
>>69290059
>tfw they all dual-wiled to channel the Fookin Legend's swag.
episode 2 > episode 3 >>>> episode 1
Whenever I see dual wield swords, it just seems like unrealistic Spartacus shit.
How is the normie reaction to dual wielding? Do pure showfags like that?
>>69290081
How would he even know that was Dayne?
> no photograph at the time
> targaryen sigil on the armor
>>69289928
i got money on my mind and ill never give it up
Why are northerners so untrustworthy?
>>69290173
ARMOUR
AND
A
BIG
FOOKIN
SWORD
>>69290135
This. The people that want the "shocking tweests XD everyone can die" aren't the same people who even remember Rickon.
>>69289997
Why does Darkstar get so much hate?
>>69290176
fuck you , spartacus was amazing
>>69290003
>Jorah, what do your cuck eyes see?
>>69290007
>>69290081
>>69290158
I wonder how the fuck the TEC know that its Arthur Dayne, TSOTM
>>69290166
*teleports behind you*
Pshhhhhhhhhh, nothing personnel kidd.
*unsheaths pants*
**farts**
>>69290154
BECAUSE I HAVE TEH DAWN'S
>>69289938
> reffered to as master of swordmanship
>actually menage to use both blades effectively
>hur durr only anime and TMNT can do that!!
>>69289997
You can't really look at it like that. The entire Dorne storyline was butchered, so there was no place for Darkstar anyway.
>>69290127
Every Tyrion scene this season is fucking torture.
Was it Ilyn Payne that she forgot there?
>>69290137
Sansa was 13 in season 1, 14 is season 3. Rickon was about 7 in season 1. season 3-4 is less than a year, season 5 is a year tops, season 6 is about a week since season 5 so far. Rickon is AT MOST 10.
Howland did nothing wrong
He really shouldn't look like Chad McPussyCrusher though
>>69290176
I know it's unrealistic but it doesn't destroy my suspension of disbelief.
What will the sand snakes do next episode? I'm really thrilled.
With things getting more absurb/dumber by the season, I just want Ramsay to fuck Rickon until Rickon bears him a son. You know what, I'll go even further and say I want Ramsay to impregnate all the remaining Stark children.
>Fucked Sansa
>bam pregnant
>Fucked Rickon
>bam pregnant
>Arya gets a letter in the mail from Ramsay
>opens it and is suddenly pregnant
>Bran goes past-hunting with the 3 Eyed Raven
>wakes up 3 months later with belly round with a Bolton bastard
https://youtu.be/SPo-B8ZkyzI
>>69290175
Correct.
why not just use a shield?
DABID
BAD PUSSY
(farts)
DABID SMALL PECKER
>we will never see the adventures of bobby b and eddard in Bobby's Rebellion
i just want to die
>>69290234
wew lad
Pycelle is not an idiot guys he's fart was poisoned, next ep everybody from the small council except for cersei and jamie will die
>>69290228
Probably kill more men.
Men that could have helped defend their land.
Oh shit.. what happens if Sansa is already pregnant with ramsay's child?
The Trailer for episode looks total garbage as well.
We get some greyjoy, kings landing, salsa at the wall and dany.
There was always one place i liked and the rest was filler, but all the locations are now filled by total dross.
>>69289907
You always see artwork and people describing these mysterious legendary character with their long blone hait and fairly looks
and then onces you see them in person they look like shit and no special compared to anyone else
COLDHANDS
>>69290176
It doesn't have to be unrealistic, but I agree that a Medieval European knight dual wielding swords is very silly.
Someone explain to me the title
Who broke which oath?
>>69290201
Of course it was amazing, but because the show was stylised to be exaggerated like that.
>>69290252
i pity this guy to no end.
i mean he was a dumbass, but shit, arent we all?
They're about to butcher Theon's story.
>back in Iron Isles
>kingsmoot
>Euron frames Balon's death on Theon
>Theon is executed in the most luckluster death scene to date
>>69290197
not easy being tmdmid
>>69288036
>>69288375
>>69288395
>>69276597â–¶
For anyone who wanted a higher res version
Have the normies made a reaction video yet?
Can anyone screencap the Maester Pycelle (Fart) subtitle? I can't find subs with it.
>>69290272
*farts solemnly*
MY WATCH HAS ENDED
FUCKING YES YES YES
>>69290189
1 they are in the books but dnd are fucking hacks who ruin everything
2 the starks dont rule over there men like dictators like tywin and envoy loyalty through fear,
Do you think Ramsay studied Arthur Dayne and admired him, which is why he dual wields daggers?
>>69290267
Literally nothing, except Sansa wouldn't be able to marry anyone noteworthy.
>>69289997
Kystbqhwyf
WHERE ARE THE FROGTITS
YOU NIGGERS PROMISED FROGTITS
>>69290177
> wielding a fucking legendary sword
> not Dayne
>>69290228
they killed doran in order to nip the dorne storyline in the bud
they wont have to show any more dorne
>>69290272
>no special compared to anyone else
Because they stopped giving a fuck about the (facial) hair. Everybody looks the same now.
>>69290274
>flaming sword or ball and chain type thing
Are we sure this aint Jon? I don't think that's an elk / Cold hands has flaming anything.
>>69290286
Who is he, what'd he do?
>>69290252
HBO are 100% going to do more shit in the asoiaf universe. Game of Thrones is their biggest cash cow ever and they are not going to stop in 1-2 seasons when this story runs dry.
>>69290081
>>69290205
Bran never said Arthur Dayne
Arthur Dayne wasn't even mentioned, iirc. Bran referred to him by "The Sword of the Morning".
>Not the swords of the morning
Anyone here also thinks the Umbers are not actually on Ramsay's side?
>>69290316
wdyldsm?
>>69290272
>People telling stories of legendary characters aren't being realistic
Fucking shocker.
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
(vomits)
>>69290269
Also Theon apparently mastered the art of teleportation.
>>69290135
So we can watch a male Stark get brutally raped, tortured, flayed, and killed one more time before the Stark family can make their comeback
>>69290324
Pedo.
>>69290205
He's been seeing through time for years and years. He'd know who Arthur Dayne is.
Season 5, Mance to Stannis before burning: "I wish you good fortune in the wars to come."
Season 6, Arthur Dayne to Ned before battle: "I wish you good fortune in the wars to come."
What did they mean by this?
JON AZOR AHAI CONFIRMED
>>69289907
I was astonished by the choreography in this episode. There weren't cuts ever 0.03 seconds. I didn't pay too much attention to the details of the fight, there were too many people to keep track of and I'm not autismo about muh realism in swordsfights, so overall to me fight looked great.
>>69290316
What is that banner?
>thanks for inviting us over again anon!
>that was such an epic episode!
>Kelly C rules!
>and John is so sexy!
>but where were the Snakegirls?
>>69290338
yea it's pretty obvious. the wolf head is also fake. there's literally no reason for Umbers to betray Starks.
This is just a shittier show version of Grand Northern Conspiracy
arthur dayne had armour and two big fucking swords
>>69289938
He was the best swordsman that ever lived, not only in his era but ever as far as we know. There are olympic athletes that can do seemingly impossible things with ease, i don't get why this is so unrealistic. Altough i imagined him fighting with only Dawn in the books(which it would probably be enough since it can break other swords with ease), the dual wield is probably D&D canon.
>>69290272
You posted literally the bitchiest and whiniest example
>>69290348
>your son
I almost puked too.
>>69290348
>self insert yourself into a story
>make yourself a cuck
is there anymore bravo than this
>>69290292
Got the original image?
>>69290269
But we also get based CIA anon
post current episode ranking
3>2>1
>>69290370
this is the correct one
>>69290309
>2 the starks dont rule over there men like dictators
You have to remember that Ned is an anomlay amongst Starks since he was raised by Jon Aryyn who infused him with Aryyn ideals of honour.
I think some of the old Kings of Winter were said to be quite cruel and when you have bannerman like the Boltons to keep in line I'm not surprised.
>it's a High Sparrow scene
>Jon, Sansa and Rickon might all be geared towards being the new Lord or Lady of Winterfell
>All three know that Bran is actually alive and is the true legitimate heir of Winterfell but won't give a shit
even the lannisters care more about proper inheritance
>>69290373
>there's literally no reason for Umbers to betray Starks.
what about jon letting the wildlings in?
>>69290373
But the Umber said that he would have killed his father, too. You think he lied to fool Ramsay?
>>69290386
You mean this?
>>69290372
c-can I feel the booby
After they recast Tommen and Myrcella for no reason I was surprised to see they kept the same actor for Rickon
>>69290359
Do you think he also saw pic related?
>>69290348
I believe that in the books he actually wanted to pretend that it was his son so that his family would feel obligated to take care of them.
>>69290401
his character and varys are the only good things this show has ever brought forth to the series
>>69290401
the high sparrow scenes at least have some kind of tension
>>69290401
Genuinely the best scenes in the season, not even joking
>>69290394
2>3>1
episode 2 had big guys killing manlets
>>69290402
nobody knows where the fuck bran is
>>69290145
Fucking this my god
This episode, and the previous, were pretty good.
If you didn't like those episodes, at least a little bit, then the show isn't for you
>who's this?
>Rickon Stark
>who's Rickon Stark?
>>69290283
Jon broke his Night's Watch oath. He's bending the rules on a technicality because he wants to free Winterfell. Whether or not he's in the Watch, if he's not staying to fight against the Others, he's going back on everything he's said for the past two seasons.
>>69290338
Why the fuck would the Umbers risk giving Ramsay the real Rickon then?
Face it anon, the Umbers are evil now, and Sansa is going to be the one to get Winterfell
>>69290403
Jon isn't a Stark.
>>69290405
Yeah. I also doubt Greatjon is dead
>>69290416
Plus, Sam believed that his father would be proud that his son grew some balls and knocked up a wildling.
>>69290255
Yupmfw it actually happens on the show
Who's the guy Margery's holding in the season 4 sneak peak?
>>69290234
DABID
>>69290413
Reminder that Three-Eyed Crow =/= Three-Eyed Raven.
>>69290372
>tiny shit dogs
this kills the erection.
Remember when this show had compelling drama? Yeah, that was season one.
>>69290439
But that triggers me a lot
>>69290401
>it's a High Sparrow scene
>>69290334
wrong
>filename
>>69290454
Loras.
>>69290454
loras
septa unella has been correctively raping the gay away from him
>>69290437
No the oath is until you die. He died
There is no technicality. He died. He is free.
>>69290033
Her rack isn't that big.
>>69290421
>>69290426
>>69290418
I'm just watching hoping he gets his shit pushed in by a snapped Tommen.
>>69290474
>>69290475
Oh, his hair looks black for some reason?
I enjoyed the *ppppppbpbbbbbttttttttttfffffffffffffff*
>>69290472
>It's an "Arya getting beat for no reason only to get her eyes back without even warging into a cat" scene
>>69290471
'Thank's for correcting me, I must've misheard it.
>>69290267
bitch is probably chugging moon tea by the gallon
>>69290447
what if he was training his butt muscles all these years and it's a trap to bite ramseys dick off with his asshole or just break it in half?
>>69290399
thats also true.
Ned was a softy and made a bunch of softy children. I was hoping rickon would live and become lord because it looks like he carries the qualities of the old stark kings who were more wild and fierce. But looks like they're going to kill him off for another "OMG CHARACTERS DIE IN THIS SHOW XDDDD" moment.
>>69289953
/Cyberpunk
BRAVO
>>69290319
Except varys goes to dorne at some point
There are whispers of a dorne/tyrell alliance, and since willas doesnt exist in the show theres no real reason for them to hate each other
>>69290494
dirt. He is locked in a filthy cell with no way to wash it.
>They work for the kingsguard. The morning man.
>Dayne?
Seriously?
>>69290464
Don't worry, Littlefinger the brothelkeeper will slaughter Ramsay and all of his supporters with his new army later
>>69290375
>greatest swordsman to have ever lived
>killed by a fucking frog
>>69290491
tommen is a cúck. high sparrow and his zealots would destroy him should it ever come to pass
>Rickon is fucking massive now
>Ramsay could just take him and kill Smalljon/refuse his offer
>why the fuck would anyone care about Osha, she should've been killed offscreen
>>69290532
He'll bring in the big guys to fight for him
>>69290520
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A SWORN SWORD
am i the only one autistically bothered by how faded Tyrion's scar is now? even jaime and jon have more noticeable facial scars than tyrion
tyrion's scar is supposed to be horrific- a bit fucking gash from one side of his face to the other. he loses a nose for it in the books and no i don't need that but at least the big ugly stitched up scar he had in season 3 would be welcome
it just looks like a thin scratch in his scenes now
>Mereen
>everybody speaks the common tongue
Why D&D, the dothraki got to keep their language
>>69290498
I actually want this to be true
How capable is show Jaime right now? It seems like he stopped giving a fuck about training
>>69290401
He looks like he smells like literal shit, I have to shut my nose when he's on screen
I'm so glad they actually killed Olly
I was watching the scene genuinely believing Jon was going to pussy out.
TYBJ (Stark)
>>69290546
Maybe Kevan can spit some sense into him before he gets killed.
>>69290508
>Rickon, feral child King of Winterfell
Fuck that would be great
>>69289907
You guys have the feeling Sam Tarly be CHADED by his younger brother?
I'm quite happy t-b-h that they didnt cut out Dawn
>>69290334
wrong on both counts
Bran: That's ser Arthur Dayne.
Bloodraven: The Sword of the Morning.
>>69290401
The first scene when he doesn't seem like a simple powergrubbing cunt. I believe that his character is someone who cares about people and does what is best for them in extreme ways. It's just that whenever he goes all leader of the sect and has his goones with their foreheads tattood and fucking nailclubs I can't help but roll my eyes and want him to be dealt with.
>>69290401
>it's a Tommen is a beta bitch scene
>>69290551
Ramsay can't afford to kill Smalljon. The Bolton hold on the North is shaky enough as it is without pissing off one of the biggest houses.
>Davos doesn't care about Stannis
>Davos comforts Mellisandre
>Davos is okay with executing a child
>"Good. Now go fail again"
>>69290538
sandor pls come back
>>69290563
I'm just glad he didn't lose a fucking nose.
>>69290561
WAS GETTING STABBED PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>"I wish you good fortune in the wars to come." - Mance Rayder
>"I wish you good fortune in the wars to come." - Arthur Dayne
>>69290354
Hes shot in the back.
Another Ramsay victim.
>>69290585
how do you know its dawn?
>>69290219
>Who said that?
>ME xDDDD EPIC SWAG
>>69290339
Wdildssm? Ipswitai. Dijtbcitshmjbtgcoat. Jihrttsodtwihhhmsbh. Ahrttrmtlsahvs. Tkhhsteohsisiptutnogo. Tvnodim. Chbpadgtehcr? taiyhhtsbatwwahfwtdwhsf. Hdifwsgsacthdnutp. Wyma? Ywnkftmotdinotiep. Disafonihrtnctthtotkhbttpaaihwtewtpbohw. Dinobtcouhewapotfab. Ohpshgarbhgnamihe. Helpfsptogittmod. Dnsit. Mgmhgmita. Dinjacafcowaihihitbthtst. Wdtestewowawkic. Ttwsfwdtrwbadcatwwmwhfg.
Tajafotrwildsm.
Who's the guy who stabbed the swordspinner in the back?
The dialogue for the Toj was truly ruined
They should have taken it directly from the booka instead of the stupid shit they said , rhaegar below ground much sister bullshit
>>69290476
He still acted as the Lord Commander for a while after he rezz'd. That's bullshit and you know it.
>>69290607
Sun symbol in the pommel
>>69290518
So why would Ellaria and the SNEKS trust the people who married into the Lannisters?
>It's a they kill Rickon so Sansa can be the ruler of Winterfell episode.
>>69290619
Meera's father.
preston
>>69290602
theyre poking fun at the mance = dayne theory
>>69290619
Howland Reed
>>69290614
I won't even bother trying to check it, I'm sure you did it correctly
>>69290634
meme
>>69290619
Pepe
>>69290506
I like it, but still he will get pregnant.
>>69290597
Soon.
>>69290585
>>69290607
Watch a really high Quality version of the show. the sword steel pattern looks the same as Valerian steel. I mistook it for longclaw for half a seccond when i saw a white pommel
How is wielding two swords anime but giant great sword not? Fucking autists.
MAKE CASTLEBLACK GREAT AGAIN
>surpass the books
>the writing gets to walking dead levels of cringe
Nice.
>>69290619
meera and jojen's dad
>yfw CIA fields an army next episode
Literally in charge.
>>69290500
He looks like a Tully/Lannister mix
>>69290597
He will
>>69290592
The Umbers just admitted weakness and gave their bargaining chip to Ramsay, the whole scene was stupid.
*FARTS*
>>69290614
>>69290339
>>69290316
Someone explain this meme to me
>>69290416
Yes, this is correct.
its a roose bolton dies in an underwhelming scene episode
>>69290646
I hope so, I can't be bothered checking.
>>69290659
but Dawn isn't Valyrian steel
>>69290652
Pepereston
So uh, who's the guy jorah's fighting in ep.4?
>>69290003
It's not like Jorah spent several months hanging out with the Dothraki and learning their culture, including what they do to the widows of Khals
>Jon Snow just walks away abandoning his vows
Why is this allowed?
>>69290354
>the Stark family can make their comeback
but Rickon was the only option that made id kinda ok
Jon is Targ/Snow and a undead, and should fuck off to his fantasy shit beyond the wall
Sansa/Arya are girls
Bran is crippled shitposter now
I really wanted Rickon to become Ivan the terrivle
>>69290662
Giant greatswords are totally anime
>>69290681
Darkstar is cool.
>>69290704
He died
>>69290657
hey it's like my doujinshis!
>>69290700
Looks like a Dothraki.
>>69290704
BUT ANON DONT YOU GET IT HE DIED SO HIS VOWS ALSO ENDED ISN'T IT LE EBUC? :DDDD
>>69290704
Watch was only till death.
He died.
>>69290700
dothraki version of snek
>>69290475
>septa unella has been correctively raping the gay away from him
fucking hard as diamonds.
>>69290570
>I was watching the scene genuinely believing Jon was going to pussy out.
I think having extremely recent memories of getting stabbed repeatedly in the chest is probably pretty galvanizing.
>>69289907
Let's take a minute to marvel at the perfect delivery of "and now it begins".
The Dayne actor was fucking brilliant.
So Cersei will have her champion and the faith their own.
Is that a confirmation of sorts?
Or are we going to get lancel defeating the mountain using magic?
>>69290704
He died you retard
>>69290622
That was because what Ned taught him though. If you are going to sentence someone to death you have to do it yourself.
>>69290709
>Anime invented Broadswords
>I'm 13 btw
>>69290508
You know that saying something that happen plus "XD" doesn't at all make it less meaningful or well written, right? Inb4 meme arrows.
>>69290662
Because people in real life actually used 2 handed swords, but didnt dual wield longswords.
>>69290668
oh boy a brand new powerstance scene
>no sand sneks
>no mercy for Olly
>and now my watch has ended
this was an alright episode
>>69290681
It's an old copypasta:
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
>tfw a fanmade had better fights than the real show with roughly 12 million per episode
>>69290721
Yes! Now you're getting it, anon!
>>69290725
Why is posting like this allowed?
>>69290743
>He thinks that's a broadsword
>>69290529
*King's landing*
It all started when my boss went NUTS, but hey, he is still my boss
*establishment shot of the Night Watch*
So I ended up in the Night Watch, but don`t be upset, that was start of my new life
who was the guy next to Dayne why was he such a jobber?
>>69290735
>No... Nowwatenz!
The Ned Stark guy was awful. I agree about Dayne though.
>>69290437
>he pledged to serve for life
>he did
why the fuck would he continue when he was just betrayed and killed by his "brothers"? They broke the oath, not him.
>>69290740
Well he clearly is alive and well and ready to continue serving the Night's Watch.
>>69290762
It's not.
>>69290753
does he do that in every piece of media he appears in
John is targ confirmed?
>Rickon isn't riding a unicorn with an army of cannibals behind him
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>69290762
Since moot started fuggin Mallory
>>69290742
That's still bullshit. He can't just assume the role of the Lord Commander again and then walk away.
>it's a Sansa meets Jon episode
It will be heartbreaking. I hope they fuck.
>(bloodraven to bran): no don't go in there!
wow epic foreshadowing D&D you stupid fucking HACKS
>>69290760
I'm kinda getting aroused by that thought tbqh
>>69290135
To carry on the stark name, well that's why GRRM wrote him. But you know how D&D are
>>69290781
>tfw he probably won't even become the gay emperor of essos with dickon
fuck this show
>>69290736
No you fucking twat.
CLEGANEBOWL
GET FUCKING HYPE.
>>69290764
Ice is a Broadsword you fucking retard
>>69290766
What's this intro from? I read it in someone's voice but I can't think of who's it was.
Guys i really don´t understand why The Mountain is protecting Cersei.
>when someone posts ur OC
>>69290778
He doesn't in my gay fanfic.
>>69290753
dude was making memes even before the internet fully caught on
>>69290798
At this point I bet the trollocs will look fake desu
Didn't catch the episode.
Is Jon more Stoneheart or Beric Dondarrion?
>>69290704
Becuase the Night's Watch is fucking bullshit and everyone is breaking vows left and right anyway
>>69290773
They all broke the oath. Jon did it a long time ago though, he never truly cared about the oath as much as he did the people.
>>69290806
Fucking dumb showfags.
>>69290787
Me too.
>>69289907
Honestly, that dual wield scene was better choreographed than most GoT fight scenes. I was expecting something much worse.
>>69290808
>tfw you started the Carice in your my meme
>tfw you regret it
>>69290736
Cersei will choose Gregor. The twist is that Margery will choose Jaime, which she is well within her rights to do as she is the Queen and he is the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Screencap this post.
>>69290720
>>69290726
>>69290740
then why he hanged those people ? he wasn't lc anymore, not even a brother of nw
>>69290750
musashi was known to dual wield. multiple accounts from even his enemies that he did it
>>69290804
It's like twice the size of a broadsword.
>>69290274
Where did you get both panels?
>vomit jokes
>fart jokes
>unfunny jokes (Tyrion scene especially)
>penis jokes
>male nudity
>no tits
>anime swords
>awful cringe dialogue
>no mystery
>no intrigue
THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GARBAGE
:(
FUCK EVERYTHING.
>>69290594
Of all the characters I thought they'd rape this season, I didn't expect it to be Davos. And don't forget.
>Davos encourages the use of blood magic
>>69290731
>tfw you will never be a degenerate tyrell that's been having boytoy squires fuck your ass all your life only to be imprisoned by a religious dominatrix who rides your drugged up erect cock yelling 'SHAME' at you while you weep and have her bounce on you, her dominant ass straddling you hard while you take it
>>69290794
Rickon bearing Ramsay a son? I started shitposting it a few threads ago, but now I sincerely want it to happen.
>>69290824
Neither tbqh. He seems pretty similar to before. Probably too early to tell though
>>69290831
/vaguebusiness/
>>69290843
>:(
Why are you here
What happened in the tower ? I wanted Bran to go up there.
>>69290786
why not? Someone because High commander KILLING the former high commander. No trial. No votes. Just brutal murder
Said murdered commander should be well within his rights after coming back to life to kill them and retire. I am sure there are no bylaws governing resurrected commanders.
>>69290828
fuck i miss her long hair
>>69290773
Because he can continue serving it? The point of the oath is that you serve Night's Watch until you die, and death is supposed to be for eternity. Well it wasn't and Jon can continue serving, so that's what he should do. He's cheating his way out of the Watch.
>>69290252
>bobby b and eddard in Bobby's Rebellion
Thank god.
Do you really want to watch the half-mongol otherkin from the Arthur Dayne scene for an entire season?
>>69290787
>sansa gets there just as Jon has left
They won't reunite until bastardbowl, D&D need to stretch this out for no reason, like they do with everything.
>>69290824
Closer to Beric. But much less severe due to only dying once.
He's mostly just freaked out about getting stabbed by his brothers and the "afterlife" being nothing.
>tfw Jon knows nothing now.
>>69290594
Davos probably doesn't know Shireen was executed, he only knows she died in the battle.
>>69290843
I can see Thormund making fun of Jon's dick in the book.
>>69290832
So it is actually going to be Cersei vs Margery and not just Cerse vs fatih
It's more likely she picks Loras though, as she isn't that bright
>>69290476
>be married for 25 years
>choke on a grape
>die for 2 minutes
>CPR, come back to life
>leave wife and kids, legally don't have to give her shit or pay alimony because "till death do us part"
also you missed the point. Jon's entire fucking stint in the Night's Watch has been reminder after reminder that his personal shit doesn't matter, the past and grudges doesn't matter, even the rules and traditions of the Night's Watch don't always matter: what matters is fighting the White Walkers. now he's going to abandon that because of a couple of words in the oath, the same oath that said not to lay with wildlings. that's the real oathbreaking.
>>69290593
Oh shit! Are they the same guy? I'd search but I don't have google.
>>69290787
Nope, somehow Sansa will end up with Sandor
>>69290799
hyped
>be Davos
>most loyal of Stannis' men
>care about his daughter a lot
>see Melly come back from battle alone
>"lol alright then better not ask questions, time to move on, let's resurrect people"
>>69290532
thats not the point.
Wasting all that time invested with Rickon is cheap and stupid
>peoppe get killed
yeah we got it gurm/d&d
>>69290855
No, I started that, you just piggybacked MY meme like you always do.
>>69290787
I hope Davos kills the cunt that took the rightful kings' life.
>>69290855
yeah, it sounds unbelievebly hot.
>>69290899
>Stannis dies
>"well ok then, whats the next scene"
>>69290886
No, Margery will choose Jaime as a deliberate fuck you to Cersei, as everyone knows Jaime has a snowball's chance in hell at killing Gregor without his sword hand.
>>69290829
Look like Bleach autism
>>69290831
Are you the original guy? Like, the first one?
I remember posting it pretending to be you with a couple of others, and then one thread was completely derailed. Was before the season started.
Pic related: I made this.
who else /vaguebusiness/ here?
>>69290736
The Mountain can´t loose,only with shitty writing of course.
>>69290894
wish he would do his little Doyle giggle in House of Cards
>>69290831
Fuck off, I started that.
>I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with the right.
dual wielding haters btfo
>>69290843
>anime swords
Just because you're an underage weaboo doesn't mean that warriors can't wield two swords. Stop watching the show and kill yourself
>>69290940
The hound will have the lord of light on his side
>>69290773
He pledged to serve for life. He's alive.
>>69290980
>two swords
>ever being used in actual combat
>ever
The closest you get is a sword-shaped shield. Or sword and dagger, and those are rare, and not that effective. Eat shit and die.
>Show Jamie will never have the development arc of book Jamie
why live, that was one of the best part of all the books
>>69290909
Aw shucks. Sorry, brother. You're just so great is all. :C
>>69290176
>unrealistic Spartacus shit
Kill yourself autist
>Do pure showfags like that?
Well memed my friend! You said "showfag" lol posting this to /r/4chan as we speak :)
>>69290912
Good. Let that hotness invade your dreams tonight. And sleep well with that thought.
>>69290795
i doubt they'd kill him if gurm ment him to pass on Stark name.
I blame gurm desu
>>69291021
No shit, you moron. It's a fantasy series. Are you going to complain about the dragons too? Or every RPG in existance where wielding 2 weapons is as common as elves?
Are we supposed to hate High Sparrow? Because every scene he's in he makes a lot of sense and calls people out on bullshit.
>>69291200
GoT made its name as a fantasy show that avoided bullshit like ebin dual wielding.
>>69290980
read this you dumb shit, dual wielding makes you pretty much useless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_wield
>>69291027
Then discuss it in /lit/. This is for tv show discussion.
>>69291200
Nice damage control.
>>69291237
>>69291239
Also read about other things that are not realistic, faggots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_(paranormal)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie
this season is so fucking bad holy fuck
cut everything but the Wall and maybe North/Kingslanding please and end it already
I've decided Rickon and Shaggy is a ruse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story
>>69290775
have you ever quit a job you didn't like anon?
>>69290372
>Well i dont know where the snakegirls are.
>But i can show you a snake, girls.
>>69291027
>tfw Jaime and Tyrion's friendship broke up
>>69291403
*farts nervously*
>>69291343
>fantasy means that internal consistency shouldn't exist
>>69291200
>dragons and magic so dual-wielding swords is a valid tactics
>it's supposed to be shit
Nice arguments, faggot.
>>69290437
He needs the North to fight the White Walkers.
There's like 50 guys in the Night's Watch.
>Big Bong Theory -tier humor
>Vikings tier writing
JUST FUCK MY SERIES UP
>>69290872
"I shall live and die at my post"
He did both.
He's free to go.
>random group of teenagers with no claim whatsoever have "taken over Dorne"
Cringed hard.
Hey DABID
DABID
What if
What if we
what if we were to
JUST FUCK IT ALL UP DABIT
I WANT TO RUIN IT DABIT
hehheaiuhuiaehashdasease SHOCK DEATHS DABIT
lets do put in some duel weilding aswell DABIT
>>69290234
DELETE THIS
D&D MIGHT BE READING THE THREAD FOR IDEAS
>>69290234
underrated
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