Don't EVER talk to me or my wife's son again edition
old >>69289907
anime
what's the problem with greatswords again? why are d&d bigoted against them?
>>69290833
Preston
JOHN SNOW IS TARG FUKIN CONFIRMED
Rate my OC
>>69290833
>(vomits)
>character calling Mountain both Ser Gregor and Ser Robert
>>69290885
i literally enjoy his videos more than i enjoy the show now
>>69290833
10th for Radmure
>>69290833
sam has it rough
>>69290883
Strange because it would allow them to make ebin benis quips :DD
Jon Snow cheated his way out and you know it.
Why is Kevan such a cuck compared to based Tywin
>>69290903
When was Frankengregor ever called Robert Strong on the show? The only reason that's in the books is because of the cut subplot where they send his skull to Dorne.
Opinions about this casting?
It's supposed to be Howland Reed.
>>69290908
TULLY HYPE
>>69290274
Can anyone explain where this dude got these images from?
Post yfw Reekon
mfw
>>69290893
20/goodmen
GEE ARTHUR
nth for Septa Unella please fuck the gay away
>>69290893
saved/10
>>69290893
Not that funny.
If it was Jon getting stabbed it would have been funny.
>>69290936
looks like Justin Bieber
>>69290936
Nice crocodile buckle
>>69290908
Is this nigga still alive or did Octavian kill him already?
>>69290936
Looks like Tom Green.
>>69290934
S5E10, at the end of the Walk of Shame, when Qyburn introduces him to Cersei.
>>69290936
too good looking
I'M NUUUCLEEEAAARRR
I'M WIIIIIILLLDDD
>>69290934
When Qyburn introduced him to Cersei after her walk
>>69290908
>>69290936
Lmao people thought he would play Ned and the guy who played Ned would be Howland at first
AHAHAHA EBIN
http://s1.webmshare.com/57P7n.webm
>>69290893
nice, have a melly gif
post yfw sansa will never do a blacked scene
>>69290883
they aren't TWO swords
>>69290908
I miss Brutus
I thought Gregor wrecking some pleb who shittalks Cersei is going to be a regular thing now once per episode.
>>69290934
I remember when Varys used to have great conversations with Littlefingers. They were very vague but gave the impression they were the real rulers of Westeros. Varys for peace and prosperity, Littlefinger motivated purely by greed and a lust for power. It was subtle, and their motivations were never totally explained but enough was happening that they were attached to that felt like they were going to be the major players.
That feeling of scale is gone, we're at a point of the show where all this amazing stuff should be happening but it's just bland. The set up was far better.
>>69290931
Kevan is based.
Room was smelling like shit and Cersei and Jaime wouldn't shut the fuck up.
>>69290936
Not manlet enough.
>>69291004
>>69290966
Alive and will show up this season. Blackfish too.
>Realizing we're going to get confirmation on the status of Stannis next Sunday when Brienne meets Davos
Here we go boys.
>>69290943
First one's in the trailer, and the second is from a behind the scenes video.
>>69290971
>>69290983
Except he isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HjBtDY7vUg
Jon Snow has seen what lies after death and its... Nothing.
Jon Snow literally knows nothing.
>>69291018
This is a good answer
>>69290975
>Edd, I'm already a demon.
>>69290893
Beatiful
WHY DID THEY KILL SHAGGYDOG!?
>>69290975
was literally gonna ask for someone to do this, thanks
Wait Wait, so Sansa will arrive at the wall and jon won't be there?
ABHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking end this shit
>>69291004
>>69290994
How can one woman be so qt
>>69291039
you JUST know
>>69290994
she is so beautiful im going to cry i will never marry her.
>>69291039
HOW CAN WHITE MEN EVEN COMPETE
>>69290988
It make sense, young Howland Reed looks like Ned more then young Ned looks like Ned
>>69291046
because
EDGE
D
G
E
>>69290994
Can you not save pictures of Carice please? She's at my house right now and she only appreciates it when I do it. You better have a vague business license, friend.
>>69291036
whoa
WHEN?
>>69291017
>lele you have no cock XD
>Chaosh ix a laddah
>hahha you have no C.O.C.K.
>>69291066
>She's at my house right now
Bewijs?
>>69291035
I tried looking for both can you post them?
>>69291036
>actual confirmation that there is no afterlife
Then what's the point? Why even fight the white walkers, just to prolong collective lives of the human species? Then why not just allow everyone's kids to be /whitewalkered/ so they can have better survivability? Just seems fucking stupid and pointless to add that whole "there's nothing!" shit in there, like that episode of Voyager.
>>69291075
>>69291086
9 is going to be Bastardbowl though. They'll probably put it in 7 or 8.
why was the name of the episode oathbreaker?
>>69290893
10/10
>>69291018
Room must have smelled awful
>Gregor stinking of rotting flesh
>Pycelle generally smells like old person PLUS shat his pants
>Olenna covered in strong perfumes that's just a bit too overpowering
>If Mace just came back from Braavos then he'd stink of the sea and fish markets
Kevan didn't have time for that shit today
>>69291075
It is all but confirmed. Episode 9 get hype.
what is a cleganebowl anyway?
some kind of haircut?
>>69291111
>muh watch has ended
>mfw Sansa reaches Castle Black and Jon has left
The Starks will never be allowed to see each other again will they?
>>69291111
Sam
Umbers
Olly
>>69291111
Because Jon Snow broke is oath.
>>69290975
Awkward riding scene between Jon and Night's King when?
>>69291119
A nice braavosi stew.
>>69291111
Grand Maester Pycelle swore never fart during a meeting.
>>69291111
Was a typo, should've been WINDBREAKER
Anyone got the pic of Ned carrying Jon in a baby harness outside ToJ?
Thanks in advance lads
>>69290994
Hhnnnnnngg
>>69291027
They're going to fuck it up.
Cersei will snap after Tommen gets killed by the Send Sneks(Doesn't matter who kilsl him, what matter is his death.)and Jaime will start to hate her like he does in the books. It's retard but it's DD's big plan.
>All the leaks are coming true
>Absolutely nothing to look forward to
Is anything interesting going to happen this season? Or is it literally wait for Bastard bowl which every detail has been spelt out already?
>>69291116
episode 9 is whenjon and the wildlings attack winterfell and almost get raped until sansa and cia arrive with more soldiers and jon smashes ramsay's face in with his fists
If in the show everyone knows it's Gregor why did Qyburn bother referring to him as Robert?
>>69291128
Even worse
Rickon will become Reekon
and Osha will get rekt
>>69291036
>>69291104
If there is nothing how can people be brought back with recollection of not existing
so many redditors in this thread
>>69291011
TWO FUCKING SWORDS
>>69291149
F U C K I N G C H E B S
U
C
K
I
N
G
C
H
E
B
S
I'm going to miss Alliser.
>>69290934
Why keep up the charade when the Martells are all dead I guess?
>>69291104
We pretty much have confirmation that there is no afterlife in real life. What's the point in doing anything at all?
>>69291104
Religiousfag triggered
>>69291079
>smirks at your little pecker
>try to have a conversation
>farts in your general direction
>kills you with my two swords
>>69291097
Pic related, it's Carice leaving my house. She's off to the supermarket.
>>69291129
Sam?
>>69291149
best tits
How did she achieve this
So Qybern is going to make the little birdies take out Grand master flash and Kevan?
Also is Randyll tarly going to be in the show?
>They brought back the fat cuck storyline
Why D&D, why?
>>69290883
>character is known for using a legendary greatsword called Dawn
>make him dual wield some longswords
NAILED IT
>>69291153
You're fault for looking at the leaks dumbass. Next time don't do that.
>>69291179
2vague4me
>>69291165
What do I get if I get dubs?
>>69291111
because little birds broke oath to serve Varys
can you guys watch screenjunkies episode 2 recap or is it really PLUS members only?
>>69291100
1:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOMPlgUKlvc
Not sure about the other one, but I think it might be somewhere in this video. Can't be bothered watching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqus7BEcyTI
>>69290975
>>69291041
>>69291049
>>69291140
Higher res
Could someone please explain to me who the faith is going to level charges against, which will set the stage for Cleganebowl via trial by combat? It's in the scene where Jaime and Cersei speak with Qyburn
>>69291184
he but benis in bagina
>>69291104
It's not really that much of a confirmation. People don't tend to remember anything when they come back from being brain dead.
It seems like at least souls exist in that universe, so it's better leave it as ambiguous.
Is there going to be a timeskip at some point? I feel with Sam learning to be a maester and Bran having to learn EVERYTHING, there will have to be some form of timeskip. Unless their stories go nowhere I suppose.
>>69291211
Only.
Go fuck yourself poorfag.
>>69291154
>it's a season where we string everything along until episode 9 of 10 again
Why does HBO always do this?
> And now... it begins...
>No... Nowwatenz!
>>69291197
One of them was Dawn you fucking autistic nigger
>>69291156
Yeah that was weird.
>>69291218
...did he this week, though? I thought they just had a chat and he puked in a bucket
>>69291153
Where are the leaks? I literally don't care about this show anymore. Fuck the books too.
>>69291216
It's going to be Cersei's word vs Margery
So Gregor vs someone Margery choses to die, probably Loras
>big sam black hair
>gilly brown hair
>little sam blonde
Fat fucking cuck cant even pretend it's his kid. JUST fuck my vows up.
>>69291197
>Character is known
Yeah nah, this isn't a book. He's been mentioned like once.
I miss snek.
>>69291046
Look at the size of the wolf head, it's tiny. Grey Wind's head was almost as big as the horse Robb's corpse was riding on, this one is barely bigger than a grown man's.
>>69291224
Every character is being killed once their arc is done.
Sam will be killed by the Sand Snakes when he reaches Old Town. Since there is no story after that.
>>69291201
Here, this is Carice buying me groceries. How much more proof do you need?!
>>69291240
none of them was a greatsword you fuck
>>69291175
Nah.
>>69291176
Again, nah.
It's just stupid writing. Why continue to pray to rh'llor if it doesn't matter one way or the other?
>>69291157
>and Osha will get rekt
I'm ok with this. I'll be pissed if they kill Rickon.
>>69291165
rollan
>>69291228
please upload it to youtube
>>69291240
You have the dawns.
WHY NO FAT PINK MAST?
Hey look at that its my long lost brother who has never been mentioned coming back to kill me and take over well okay
>>69291104
>there's nothing after this life
>better throw kill ourselves right now
Do you see how fucking retarded that sounds?
how will the pacing of Bastardbowl even be?
in blackwater, we had good battle/fight sequences, some special effects on the seafront, commander scenes from Joff and Tyrion on the battlements, but it would be paced well with scenes back in the Red Keep to kind of balance the tension well, so you can have room to breathe in between the action. it kind of also helps to have some dialogue in an action-heavy episode, and show what's going on right outside of the battle.
castle black did this as well, with small bits of quiet non-action like where sam and gilly talk, sam and pyp talk, jon, alliser, janos and edd on top of the wall etc.
hardhome was purely action but it was allowed to do this because it was only a 20 minute sequence of action
if bastardbowl is a full hour long episode, then what's going to keep a steady pace to the episode? what will be the slower scenes?
>>69291175
Enjoy hell, heathen.
>>69291265
What supermarket is this?
Like, what firm?
>>69291263
>The horse Robb's corpse was riding on.
Meant the horse's head.
>>69291165
rollin
>>69291248
>Loras
WRONG AGAIN YOU DUMB BITCH
CLEGANEBOWL
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
>>69291243
Guess they don't give a fuck because fucking cleganebowl confirmed.
>>69290882
Not anime enough
>>69291282
Why not become a WW and live forever then, faggot?
>>69291164
>implying he doesn't have /r/freefolk open in another tab
>>69291274
What part of go fuck yourself poorfag don't you understand.Also it will be taken down.
>Dawn is some generic sword they got from the prop shed with a fucking sun crudely painted on the pommel
>>69291248
No you fucking retard.
It's CERSEI'S TRIAL YOU MONGOLOID, WHY WOULD SHE FIGHT MARGE'S GUY?
CERSEI'S CHAMP vs THE FAITH'S CHAMP
SER GREGOR VS THE HOUND
G E T
H Y P E
>>69291263
If it's a conspiracy then why give them the real rickon and Osha? To the most sadistic guy in the 7 kingdoms no less.
>>69291265
That's Rooney Mara buying groceries for her stuffed animal friends anon, she's even wearing her safety helmet this time.
>>69291075
Do you guys realise that all these years of hype are bound to end in catastrophe after the scene not only doesn't live up to the hype, but is a massive shit overall, right?
>>69291312
Because you become a mindless zombie, cuck.
>>69291144
>>69291302
Why would Margerine pick him as her champion?
>>69291328
>mfw double duel wielding fight
>>69291322
Because Ramsay is smart. There are plenty of people living in and around Winterfell that would remember what Rickon looks like. If they didn't send the real deal, someone would figure out what's up eventually.
>>69291111
Melly broke her oath to Stannis, decided Jon is Azor Ahai
Sam broke his oath to always go with Gilly, sending her to Horn Hill
Ned broke his oath to fight honorably, defeated Arthur Dayne thanks to backstabbing
Bran broke his oath to not stay too long in the past, Bloodraven had to force him back
Dany broke her oath to go to Vaes Dothrak as a widow when Drogo dies
The Meereen whore broke her oath to help the Harpys, sold them out to Varys
Tyrion broke his oath to be witty, couldn't banter
Little birds broke their oath to serve Varys, now serve Qyburn
Jaime broke his oath to respect the rules of the Small Council, forced them to let in Cersei
Tommen broke his oath to make the High Septon let Cersei visit Myrcella's tomb, instead had a nice chat with him
Arya broke her oath to get revenge, became no one
Umber broke his oath to serve the Starks, turned them over to the Bolton bastard
Jon broke his oath to serve in the Night's Watch forever, left the Night's Watch
>>69290975
>HAUNTED BY PHANTOMS OF THE PAST
>JON "VENOM" SNOW
>>69291311
>>69291302
It's not happening bruh
They have to reintroduce the hound, tell us what happened to him etc.
Why would he be fighting for the faith? How would he even know? How did he meet the high sparrow, how did he survive.
It's not happening.
>>69291347
>implying that's not better than being trapped forever in nothingness
>>69291328
shut up it will be based af
the hound is going to triple wield, the next level
>>69291319
THE SWORD HAS NO COCK
I actually liked the double wielding
>>69291352
You are absolutelly fucking retarded.
>>69291319
his sword is a tool not some flowery impractical toy
>>69291319
This makes me madder than if they didn't have Dawn
>>69291383
Because you are an autistic teen.
>no reverse tracking upside down longshots this episode
cinematography in this show fucking sucks senpai
>>69291383
no surprise, everyone always knew you were a little slow chael
>>69291352
Marge is the queen. She'll try Loras but that faggot will be dead soon. Cersei will offer her Ser Gregor as a way to get power back away from Marge. Marge would be retarded not to try and use this nearly unkillable mountain of a man as her champion.
>>69291248
You fucking retard, it's cersei vs the faith. The high sparrow chooses the champion, not margery
So Mace is back from Bravos. Did he actually get anything done with the Bank or have they forgotten that plot point?
>>69291352
Revenge for Loras.
Either Jamie wins and Cersei gets killed for her crimes, or Jamie dies and Cersei loses her brother, etc
>>69291321
why would the hound be the faiths champ?
>>69291031
No we're not. I can't believe they cast a character for 4 seasons, kill him offscreen in such a vague and non-final way and refuse to give even the slightest closure on the plot line.
>Mel: stannis wasnt the prince that was promised
>Onion Knight: who is stannis?
>>69291383
It wasn't that bad.
If it's not copied word for word from the book these guys get triggered faster than tumblr.
>>69290906
That's cuz you are a fag
>>69291366
>Ned broke his oath to fight honorably, defeated Arthur Dayne thanks to backstabbing.
>Bringing your bannerman to fight 2 guys.
>Honorable.
>>69291412
He molested Arya.
>>69291420
Because he's rezzed by a monk and see's the light.
>>69291388
My bad I don't know the spoilers, I was just going off what the other guy said.
HOW COME YOUR MOM
>>69291432
>ugh... you don´t get to bring bannermen
>>69291319
>Lord Stark, I take it Rhaegar's forces have been destroyed then. I must say you're here sooner as expected
>In the name of King Robert Baratheon, the first of his name you're under arrest Ser
>Are you threatening me my lord?
>This morning will decide your fate
> I am the Sword of the Morning
>Not anymore
>>69291420
He got religion yo
>>69290833
>(farts internally)
>>69290994
>Guy Pearce gets to pump his semen inside her
Lucky fucking bastard
>>69291293
Bas van der Heijden, I think. It's the closest to our house. I'm not really sure, groceries are Carice's job.
>>69291372
>he doesn't know about the gravedigger
>he doesn't know that mcshane all but confirmed it
>>69291311
Post Killer B
>>69291412
Literally who is Mace?
t.showfag
Why did Arthur Dayne move like an octopus instead of a swordsman
Why is meme magic so cruel? I've been memeing for weeks that we were getting an SPH scene and instead of something good it was Tourmond giving Jon SPH what the fuck be careful with memes my friends
>>69291420
in the books there's a fairly clear implication that he didn't die but retired into a clergy and found peace.
in the show i think they were trying to imply that he survived through arya.
>>69291266
Dawn isn't a greatsword you fucking autist.....
>>69291317please
>>69291473
>>he doesn't know about the gravedigger
I know, that's in the book
>>69290994
I tell you guys about the time she was at my house for something vaguely business related?
>>69291476
This guy
>>69291176
>>There is no AFTERLIFE, WE GOTTA APPEAL TO OUR FELLOW ATHEIST JEWS DABBID
>>BUT THERES MAGIC THO
But who was magic?
>>69291477
Greyjoy confirmed
>>69291508
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dawn
>>69291434
That was Kingsguard what's his name
>>69291508
>291508 ▶
>>>69291266
>Dawn isn't a greatsword you fucking autist.....
yeh it is
>>69291477
because the choreography went to shit roughly around when beric fought the hound.
>autists calling autists autists: the thread
>>69291477
That webm is dumb. The guy blocking the kick could've just lunged with his sword, it's so painfully obvious that the attacker isn't about to swing with it.
>>69291368
holy kek
>tfw still no new The Normies episode
Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Jamie and cerise JUST STRAIGHT UP APPEAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWARE
>>69291533
He did too, offscreen.
>>69291479
SPH?
>>69291412
>Hey Mace so what happened to Ser Meryn Trant?
>>69291553
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>69291553
kek, this kek
Do you think based little Nedric Dayne will be the next Sword of the Morning?
>>69291373
You won't be trapped, you won't exist.
>>69291553
when?
was it around the fart?
is the castle called black because the night's watch wear black or do the night's watch wear black because the castle is called black?
>>69291553
Are you autistic friend
>>69290833
>puke jokes
>fart jokes
>small penis jokes
fuck D&D
FUCK THIS SHOW
>>69291477
>Faggot reenactors
>""""real""""" sword fighting
Don't believe what faggots today try to tell you, sword fighting is just like in the movies.
>>69291516
>he doesn't read the books
You have to go back, this is a book thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000156
>>69291583
>>69291570
the qyburn scene
gregor came down the stairs alone
>>69291587
shut up retard
>>69291368
I cringe everytime some showfag cūck defends the dual wielding shit.
>>69291537
Beric vs the Hound was good.
>>69291581
DARKSTAR
Those socialist cucks aren't based enough to be SotM
>>69291570
In the scene with Gregor and the kids
I fucking cringed it was that bad
How has nobody noticed?
>>69291587
Because it's basically a big shed for them to stay in while their wives enjoy the BBC.
>>69291473
>Bas van der Heijden
That firm doesn't exist anymore.
But you are correct, that interior belongs to Dirk. The signs are very typical of that firm. C1000 uses white on red everywhere, with no exceptions.
>>69291553
I'm glad I'm not the only one that though this. Can someone confirm?
Fill in the blank
>>69291582
Then how does Jon remember?
This is clearly just atheist Jew propaganda.
>>69291592
i've read the books long ago
gravedigger is not in the show, noob
>>69291557
Small penis humiliation. The thinking mans fetish
>>69291563
>He got killed in a brothel, serves him right really, he was a rude fellow
>>69291618
>C1000 uses white on red everywhere, with no exceptions.
What an eyesore. Are Dutch people blind?
>>69291626
hahaha holy shit
>>69290833
She already had a son when he courted her, though.
>>69291608
it was certainly better than what we get now, but not as good as the first season ones like jamie and ned or bronn and vale knight man.
which is why i said around that time, not with.
>>69291620
It was all downhill from viper vs mountain
>>69291619
Yes I noticed that too, wtf. Maybe they have a teleporter that they use for short distances
>>69291629
Wrong
Anyway who the fuck did you want an SPH scene between
>>69291620
>>69291613
>>69291553
Are you fucking retarded
>all these autists not realizing dayne had to dual wield because choreographing a reasonable fight where he beats 4 people by himself with a greatsword is impossible
>>69290885
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