>Felix and Gotrek are now dead
>>46539740
They're all dead OP
All of them
>>46539747
/thread
Sigmarine Felix when?
Doesn't necessarily have to be That GM, just an annoying quirk or two that drives you bonkers.
>seems to have a hateboner for turning undead
>there's ALWAYS a reason it just doesn't work
>usually because "dude it's viral lmao!"
>this is across multiple settings too
>hardly features undead at all to begin with
At this point I no longer feel bad about taking divine metamagic every time.
>FFG Star Wars
>immediately defaults to inflicting strain every time we roll threat results on the dice
>>46539477
Stealth missions and sabotage are auto-win, no matter what precautions we take.
We get to do some too, but nowhere as much.
>>46539477
>It's been almost 15 seconds since I made you all roll stealth checks. Roll them again!
Why is it acceptable to make yourself immortal by becoming a worm-that-walks, but not by becoming a dragon?
>>46539323
STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU DRAGON FUCKER!!!
>>46539323
Triggered.
>>46539323
it's not and dragons are just long-lived, not immortal
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It's already Saturday on some areas of Kiribati!
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/gmt-plus-14/
> QM question
Do you ever look back or reread your quests and wish to have done something differently?
> Player question
Your favorite QM gets sick of oneitis and asks you to substitute him/her/it for an entire month. What would you do during that time?
Here we go again. Another weekend, another shitposting fest, another 15+ quest ideas proposed, gutted/accepted and then they never run, and people rightfully shitting on DLQ.
Ah, the weekend.
>>46539217
/thread
>>46539082
I WANT 2013 BACK.
You spend the rest of the morning and afternoon attending to the final parts of the Steelshard Mercenaries' training, taking it easy, and trying your hand at cooking, under Millian's guidance.
A pretty new experience for you, actually, since you've never had to cook for yourself that often. (You usually had people doing that for you).
Still, it gives you new respect for Millian and, really, anyone who prepares food for others as a professional It takes skill, speed, patience and care.
Your first experiment, pancakes, is wolfed down by Tia in a matter of seconds, with much praise, but Amata (a much more reliable source of criticism) merely admits that they're "good", and Millian (your MAIN source of criticism) gives them a barely passing grade.
Finally, night comes, and, after dinner (which you also try preparing: roasted mackerel with lime, which, according to your maid, you did a "passable" job at), you prepare and wait for Bua Shing's arrival.
You still have a bit of time before he shows up, and you feel ready, but perhaps...
>Ask Tia her opinion on how to conduct the meeting.
>Ask Amata her opinion on how to conduct the meeting.
>Organize the soldiers outside so they look sharp and impressive when he arrives.
>(Other?)
>Nah, I'm ready.
Combined with:
>Ask Tia to stay by your side / not interfere unless you call her
>Ask Amata to stay by your side / not interfere unless you call her
>Who are we?
Maka, an exiled noble Exalted as a Zenith-caste Solar. Queen of Gem, now ruling the western island of Tianna. You have gathered a vast amount of allies and friends, and defeated every threat to Tianna up to now.
You recently discovered that Tianna is actually an artificial island, built around a First Age Titan: an almighty flying fortress. Your forces have crushed the Bodhisattva Anointed by Dark Water, a Deathlord who tried to usurp its power for himself.
And now, on the day of your wedding, the Unconquered Sun Himself appeared to you and crowned you Princess of Creation, asking you to be an example for others in these dark times.
>Solar? Zenith? I don't know Exalted...
This quest is as newbie-friendly as possible, and I want it to work as a newbie's intro to Exalted. If you have ANY question, ask in thread. For the setting, google "1d4chan exalted".
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>XP?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46538934
>Organize the soldiers outside so they look sharp and impressive when he arrives.
Combined with:
>Ask Amata to stay by your side / not interfere unless you call her
>>46538934
>Ask Amata her opinion on how to conduct the meeting.
>Ask Amata to stay by your side / not interfere unless you call her
Never enough Amata
>be in dungeon, approaching the boss after many hard fights
>cleric and wizard running low on spell slots
>DM: "No you guys can't long rest in the middle of a dungeon, it's a dungeon not a hotel!"
>"but DM, what are we going to do when we see the boss? Use strong language?"
>DM: "roll arcana"
>both of them roll high
>DM: "you both know of another way to regain your power, it involves making love to someone"
>both of them immediately look at me because I'm playing female fighter, the only female in the party
>DM: "no it doesn't work like that, only the one 'receiving' gets mana, although two guys can do it to each other
>cleric (old man human) and wizard (young male elf straight out of wizard school) seriously discuss if they should bang each other and weather or not its in character
Is this normal /tg/? Do we just have unusually high tolerance for magical realm?
Your DM sounds like That Guy
Or this might just be a shitty troll attempt
>>46538529
>both out of mana
>they fuck
>0 + 0 = 0
Wow outstanding work, they get to have gay sex for nothing.
>>46538540
Nowhere in OP's post does it say that it's a straight transfer from one creature to another, doofus, just that it's "another way to regain your power."
ITT: trash that /tg/ thought was good
>>46537487
The card hasn't even been legal a week, slow down
>>46537634
>"I pre-ordered for $20, please fuck me in the ass some more familia"
>>46537634
It hasent been legal a day don't you mean
What would win in a fight between a Baneblade and a Scorpion? Assume equally competent crew.
Scorpion's largest armament is a 90mm cannon. I'm not sure it would even pierce the Baneblade's armor.
Baneblade. W40k materials tech >>> halos. Hell the Scorpions' weapons might just bounce off of it.
>>46537065
Comparing Halo to 40K is a waste of time and I don't see why people keep doing it.
Hey, so I just found this bitchin' fanart this guy is making. It's part one of a three part series he's doing on Avacyn's creation. Just thought I'd share it, 'cause it deserves to be circulated.
So what do you think? Do you think they should do a flashback UR along these lines from Sorin's POV? Written by Kelly Digges of course.
General lore thread also.
>>46536815
>a flashback UR along these lines
>Written by Kelly Digges of course.
Yes please.
I see your bitching fan art and raise you feels.
>>46537050
I see your feels, and add some of my own.
I got this new mace. Help me Identify it /tg/.
Thats a sap, stupid. Its too soft to be a mace
>>46536645
That's not a mace it's a throwing hammer enchanted to increase range, it's an epic level enchantment too, this thing can be thrown thousands of feet, possibly miles.
Where my fellow traitors at? Get your asses in here!
>>46535846
greetings fellow loyalists
Hey, guys! I'm a traitor, too! Let's all hang-out!
i am glad the star war meme die
Lets create a mythology /tg/e
Duang the Metal Wrought is the God of Machinery and Obsolescence. Like the clock maker tinkering with his gears Duang's presence is felt to anyone crafting a machine wither it be a slight feeling of satisfaction or a new idea about how to further improve equipment. Duang is said to wander through the scrap heaps to give new life to the rejects of society.
Ma'kata is the God of Mutilation, Honor, and Promises. Ma'kata was the third god of the Nameitian Pantheon to come into existence near the beginning of the universe. Ma'kata while embodying the horrors of war follows a strict code of Honor. Anyone who breaks a vow or fights with dishonor is said to incur the blight of Markta. The curse takes the form of a rage that is said to take over the person in a moment of personal weakness and cause them to attempt to slaughter anyone in the vicinity. Follows of Ma'kata have been know to cut off ears of noses to offer to the God in either penance or for his favor
>>46535605
>>46535893
So if the gods apear at certain timea when did Duang appear and how do people know about it?
>>46535934
Duang was the most recent and 12th God to come about and the coming of a new god is heralded by a prophet of the God being born an performing Miracles in there name
Describe your experiences gaming with groups that included the GM's girlfriend.
>>46533518
>your experiences gaming with groups that included the GM's girlfriend
They are exactly like my girlfriend.
Non existent.
But I am the GM and have no girlfriend, only a fuckbuddy.
>>46533610
My gf lives in Japan
How's your character's relationship with their parents, /tg/?
>>46533492
>Brown hair
>Black hair
>Red hair
>Blonde
>All from the same mother
THIS ISN'T HOW GENETICS WORK.
>>46533536cuck-a-doodle doo!
>>46533536
>>46533553
His father is the North Wind so fuck genetics' laws and it's magic.
The people of the New Necrotic Armada, the living and the dead, begin to settle into their new home of Iti'a'Ropku. Built in the peaks of the mountain range you were once imprisoned in, the city spread through the valleys and cliffs. Walls of pitted bone and gleaming metal shine in the morning light, sunbeams striking the statue-like forms of the Requiems and Dirges casting dazzling sprays of red light around them.
Colonists walk alongside visiting Stonestar warriors and students, the Osogo introduced to the rough but mostly jovial Legionnaires, Gargoyles and Cyclops perched on top of steepled roofs as they kept watch. A Drake, a large serpentine Reconstructed, dozes on top of the gates of the city watching as the living subjects took hover transports and shuttles to the colony and farms. Already they were hard at work in the crisp winter air to pack up their personal effects and pets to be moved to the Capitol.
At the landing areas outside of the colony Buddy and his hand picked crew of former Daggers and Colonists finish loading up their ship. Captured in Station 88 it had been picked apart, modified, and rebuilt to it's current form. Lightly armed but with deceptively heavy armor and powerful engines the ship was stuffed to the brim with packaged Narcotikelp in its hidden compartments, a Demi-Think Tank accompanying the crew. They make their farewells to Jor who came to see them off and the ship lifts off. Once in orbit a small tear in space appears at its nose and swallows the craft leaving a faint ripple in spacetime in its wake.
The New Necrotic Armada was a changed beast from its ancient precursor. Here and now, the Living had an importance to the greater Armada that it had lacked in the past. You've come to realize that the previous path of the Necrotic Armada and the Undying Court was merely extinction and eventual surrender to entropy and stagnation.
No longer. The Dead only have meaning through their interactions with the Living.
>>46532307
Super late, sorry about that folks. Gonna be a relatively short thread.
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Stockpile:
>693,160B (28 Biomass Farms: 1,260,000, 40 Lichen Farms: 6000, 200 Solar 8000, Tributes: 2500)
>2,627,620M (20 Mining Facilities 1,200,000, 15 Omega Fleets 975,000, 30 Reaper Fleets 39000)
Troop Totals:
>6 Voidknight Disciples
>9000 Talons (30 Clutches)
>300 Aquatic Talons (1 Clutch)
>750 Cyclops: (15 Squads)
>100 Aquatic Cyclops (2 Squads)
>6000 Stingers (30 Platoons)
>250 Gargoyles (5 Flights)
>150 Aquatic Gargoyles (3 Flights)
>200 Flatbody Gargoyles
>3000 Trolls (20 Packs)
>1800 Shock Troops (12 Packs)
>240 Looms (8 Shoals)
>225 Crit Crawls (125 EMP 100 Exp)
>100 devouring swarms
>400 Stalkers (5 Packs)
>1 Alpha Stalker
>240 Shadows (4 Clusters)
>200 Scourges (1 Swarm)
>501 Dirges
>200 Think Tanks
>50 Demi Think Tanks
>150 Cauldrons
>550 Glutton Spheres
>240 Large Glutton Spheres
>200 Requiems
>400 Brutes
>100 Crawlers
>100 Drakes
Necrolyte Legion:
>1 Voidsinger (loyal)
>10 Officers
>441 Legionnaires
>1 Light Cruiser
>2 Frigates
>2 Corvettes
Living Subjects:
>Jor (loyal)
>96 Colonists
>540 Stonestar
>24 Plainsrunner Osogo
>4 Ructu
Prisoners:
>Lance-Commander Roktir Osjiic
>Dne'tec Ahkam Male
>Captain Dretst, Vorh Confederate
>2 Voidsingers
>255 Osjiic
>230 Ahkam forces
>310 Confederate Soldiers
>225 Confederate non-combatants
>30 Test Subjects
Guests:
>Obsidianborn Construct
>30 Stonestar Researchers
>300 Stonestar Warriors
>>46532375
Vehicles/Ships:
>1 Flagship
>7 Void Terrors
>100 Chariots
>50 Hearses
>95 Coffins
>50 Support Coffins
>500 Nails
>100 Piercing Nails
>100 Gunships
>80 Corvettes
>10 Support Corvettes
>55 Frigates
>20 Boarding Frigates
>10 Dagger disguised Frigates
>5 Osjiic disguised Frigates
>14 Osjiic disguised Fighters
>4 ahkam frigates
>6 ahkam corvettes
>30 ahkam fighters
>30 Light Cruisers
>10 Boarding Cruisers
>20 Heavy Cruiser
>30 Bloat Carriers
>25 Terrordromes
>20 Battlecruisers
>10 Hangar Battlecruisers
>15 Destroyers
>12 Battleships
>20 Eyegores
Captured Ships:
>1 Dagger Clanship
>1 Osjiic Heavy Cruiser
>3 Osjiic Frigate
>4 Osjiic Corvettes
>1 Ahkam Battleship
>1 Ahkam Battlecruiser
>1 Osjiic Battleship
>1 Osjiic Destroyer
>2 Ahkam Corvettes
>3 Ahkam Frigates
Ships in Construction:
>3 Void Destroyers: 3 Days
>>46532405
Completed Research:
>Storm Gate: A key of the Ahkam races success as an interstellar power is their ability to transport themselves into FTL but generating a field large enough to transport them and a large amount of friendly ships with good accuracy.
>Anti-Grav Harness: A collection of pads filled with densely packed runes attached to a full-body harness and typically worn under armor allows the Sunscale Scouts to negate the effects of gravity upon their person. This allows for unlimitied ease of movement and safely dropping from the upper atmosphere to the surface with amazing speed and unharmed.
>Sunscale Armors: The Sunscale put a heavy emphasis on their armors. With a wide range of weights and styles to fit their various castes and their vassal races they provided excellent protection against ballistic and thermal weaponry.
Current Research
>Combination FTL drive: Slow and Dangerous
>Necrotic/Living Experimentation: Slow
>Void-Nova bomb: Slow
>Arc Technology: Slow
>Warp Engine: Slow
>Hard-Light Shield: Slow
>Rods of Ruin: Slow
>Solar Engine: Slow
>Shaker Shield: Medium
>Ravager Blade: Slow
>Ship Stealth: Medium
>Sunscale Dissection and Reanimation: Medium
>Necrotic Blades: Fast
