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So the new ban list came out today. What do you guys think? Dracopals got hit pretty bad, which is really good for my monarch deck. I'm surprised monarch and kozmo didn't get hit.
Looks like i'm gonna keep trying to finish my kozmo deck then.
Also what packs are you guys buying lately? I've been stocking up on the gold. I think I have more than 200 infinite gold now, just got a dark destroyer today.
New Banlist:
https://ygorganization.com/tcg-forbidden-limited-list-april-2016/
>>46547710
thousand eyes restrict is back bitches
It's pretty stupid that Wisdom-Eye Magician got limited.
>>46550068
>Wisdom-Eye Magicia
i just bought 3 master of pendulum structure decks, what now?
ELDRAZI WINTER IS OVER
MAKE WAY FOR THOPTER SPRING
Happy FNM everbody.
>>46547016
Well that card is ruined. No choice but to burn it now.
>>46547016
Are there new bans? official site hasn't added them yet.
Thoughts on a card like this for control? Would the thopter combo deck want to play this?
>Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46502219/
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>Introduction:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
While you not much of a Shakespeare buff, that line of dialogue keeps popping up in your head as you sit back down at your table inside "The Pao Pao Cafe" and try to think over what the hell just happened. One moment, you're talking about doing a friendly sparring session with "Tsunami Tsyako" (The girl that knocked out of last week's Real Bout final) and could even see a flash of a person behind her "Kayfabe" Pro-Wrestling gimmick... Then you tell her your name and she wants to rip your head off your neck and shit down the hole.
The fuck is with that? That's where the whole name business comes back into focus.
Your name is Katja Hartkern. You've had to deal with a lot of shit for having such a unique name, even in a relatively "Liberal" place as your hometown of Coober Pedy, Australia (Noted for supplying most of the world's gem-quality Opal and for being located in a desert so hot and arid that most of the houses there are built underground or inside of mountains)... Your skin tone didn't help either. Especially when you finally started living on your own in Adelaide before graduating High School and re-locating to Japan...
Except Tsuyako seems to know of somebody named Katja Hartkern and claimed that the two guys (Brothers for sure, now that you can see their faces clearer) and their girlfriends(?) at the table across from yours knew this "Other Katja" too. And apparently, you're disrespecting the memory of her by simply existing...?
Between this, the poltergeist you vanquished last night and that garbled phone message you might have to hire somebody to exorcise your house... Where you could go for that though? China Town? Little Korea? A Catholic Church? (Wait, scratch that last one. You're not a little boy; They wouldn't be interested.)
>>46545437
That's when you follow your nose and look down to see your food (A "Double-Double" Burger, a small side of curly fries you didn't order and a bottle of Coca-Cola) has magically arrived.
"The fries are on me" the waiter (A cute-looking black guy with dated, beaded dreadlocks) says with a smile. "Actually, I forgot to mention that both cafes are doing a promotion: If you're order's over-"
"-Thanks."
He shrugs at how quickly you cut off his sales pitch, but says "It should be a crime for pretty girls like you to frown like that" before heading off to check in on the blond guy's table. Well, that's considerate of him, you guess... No, wait, not "Considerate". What's a good word for a guy hitting on you, but not even knowing it? Because that what it felt like.
>A. Eat your meal, then do a few warm-ups before stepping into the squared circle with Tsuyako. Your metabolism is quick enough it wont upset your stomach.
>B. Chow down, but tell the two blond guys that somebody's looking for a fight upstairs if they're interested before take off; Either one of them could wipe the floor with Tsuyako easily.
>C. Ask the waiter if you could get some stuff to have this to-go and quietly make your exit; You don't want to turn on the dark side of your ego today... Not in a sparring session, at least. Or without at least two fair witnesses.
>D. Ask for a waiter, tell him/her that you want to take your food to-go, then pound "Tsunami Tsuyako" into paste; You always fight better on an empty stomach anyway...
>>46545479
>>D. Ask for a waiter, tell him/her that you want to take your food to-go, then pound "Tsunami Tsuyako" into paste; You always fight better on an empty stomach anyway...
>>46545479
>D. Ask for a waiter, tell him/her that you want to take your food to-go, then pound "Tsunami Tsuyako" into paste; You always fight better on an empty stomach anyway...
> Wednesday, June 17th, 2015
SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/49M2eE8Z
THE RULES: http://pastebin.com/BEsprkBZ
THE TANK: http://pastebin.com/sJsgig6B
> MECHANICS UPDATED
Griselda was kind enough to allow you all to use her shower and get dressed. Well, considering you insisted everybody wake up at 5 AM, it wasn’t like they had anything else to do. But while you are in the middle of preparing the stove for breakfast, Griselda stops you. “Hold it right there, bucko,” she says, her bangs hanging loose and messily over her eyes. “This here’s my place, that means I cook breakfast.”
You cough, clearing your throat. “Actually, I’m your guest, Griselda, that means I cook breakfast.”
“No, guests sit quietly and wait for the host to cook them breakfast.” Griselda is quickly to shove you back to the warming-comforter-table-thingy. “Go, go, go. I insist.” Well, if she insists… At least you have a clean uniform on you so you can go directly from here to your morning job.
Then again, you do have a vacation day… You quickly check the conditions of your salary program.
Ha! They are paid vacation days! The madmen who instituted this, such lack of foresight! You could accumulate so many vacation days and just spend your entire school year goofing off!
…
[1/2]
>>46545350
[2/2]
But you’re not going to. You’re not a dick.
Winona groans, laying forward on the table, half asleep. Ingrid takes up the shower as well, while Josephina and Stack sit about waiting for breakfast. The fresh scent of cooked potatoes and pancakes comes into your nose. Ah, reminds you of home.
Hell, Griselda’s room was way bigger than your room back home! How does she deal with having so much space?
Whatever, you pull up your Officer’s Pad, time to check available jobs.
> LOGISTICS: Movement of import cargo off supply vessels into storage.
> LOGISTICS: Recycling Plant duty, separation of non-recyclables from recyclables.
> COMMAND AND CONTROL: Captain Spruance requests available Officer for miscellaneous duties.
> SPEND VACATION DAY (1)
>>46545358
> COMMAND AND CONTROL: Captain Spruance requests available Officer for miscellaneous duties.
>>46545358
> COMMAND AND CONTROL: Captain Spruance requests available Officer for miscellaneous duties.
Would you play along with a trickster NPC if they promised to give you good luck in return?
>naming your rabbit Good Luck
>selling it to a random murder hobo just because you want to ride his dick
Slut.
>>46545345
I don't even need the good luck because trickster shenanigans are fun and I have a horrible addiction to rolling new characters after grisly fates.
>>46545345
No, because they're probably trying to trick me.
Alright, we have a full party and were ready to go into a deef foodgeon to level up our monster pets
Currently
1 Salamander
1 Siren
2 Dragons
1 ...uhmmm I forgot. Who was the 5th slot?
>>46544813
Mr. Krabs.
Miellewds-guy here.
>>46544813
Here
>>46544916
Oh, we are taking krabby along? i thought it was someone else.
So, any ideas for his level 100 evolution? I was thinking in growing fuckhuge, but maybe something else?
>his space opera setting doesnt have at least 1 space elevator on every planet
>in his space opera setting large capital ships can make planetfall
when you disbelief can be suspended only so far
for more info on space eleveators:
https://youtu.be/qPQQwqGWktE
ok
>>46544407
>His space opera isn't constructed using space fountains
>He doesn't have amazingly beautiful semi-mobile space ports that can tank weeks of maintenence on nothing but inertia.
>He doesn't have a super-highway of mass packets and payloads flying up and down at all times.
>He didn't build his elevator from the ground and extend it segment by segment.
>His...
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Well what's the transportation capacity of a space elevator? A dozen people going up every hour? Maybe in modern times/combustion rocket era that's more feasible.
But with technology past that it seems way more feasible to have small landing craft that a capital ship can use to reach the surface.
>The only guy in the group. All the others are women.
>In addition I am the youngest.
Although all are nice and friendly, but I feel still somehow uncomfortable.
Okay. And?
>>46543811
I'm in the same situation, everyone is LGBT and I'm the only one still in the closet.
Roll a bard who acts as the group's pimp
>tfw no Moomin RPG
>>46542849
Yo those hippos look weird.
>>46542878
weak bait
What went wrong?
They dug too greedily and too deep.
>>46542246
Making 40k anything other than a parody.
Dropping WHFB for AoS.
Letting people keep more than a certain amount of money as their take-home pay instead of focusing their profits on the company.
>>46542258
Currently waiting for them to get deep enough to let out the Balrog.
I'm making a homebrew but I'm at a writers block. I've got a folder full of jungle/tribal crap, hopefully yall can add to it.
Is the Dark Side stronger?
Depends on the system.
>>46542070
Quicker, easier, more seductive etc. but possessing a similar level of maximum capability in terms of power, while the Light Side also offers greater bonuses to one's mind outside the manipulation of the Force.
All that being said, the strongest Force users are the ones who find use of both, without falling to either.
>>46542070
>inb4 Yoda quote
Remember pic related happened!
What does magic potion taste like /tg/?
Also fantasy food general.
>>46541024
Depends on the potion.
Honestly I just imagine they taste like medicine. They're potions, they're not fucking soft drinks.
>>46541024
Bad enough to scare the death out of you.
>>46541024
I imagine them being quite thick in consistency. Gloopy and they sort of stick to the back of your throat.
I was looking through some old AD&D books recently, and I came across some stuff about the Drow.
Is it just me or were the Drow significantly more like an actual race back then as opposed to a caricature?
It seems like the only significantly evil thing about them was that they saw races like gnomes and humans the same way humans see kobolds and goblins, as in stuff to be exterminated or possibly enslaved.
What changed?
>Is it just me or were the Drow significantly more like an actual race back then as opposed to a caricature?
> Chad-zak
>>46540309
>Chad-zak
That's from a dragon magazine article published during 3.5e by Paizo.
>>46540344
Then, actually, yes.
Whatever Drow may have been, they are significantly less like an evil caricature then after someone wrote about Chad-zak and nobody stopped them.
In this thread we bitch about things that make you mad in MtG
Why is Scalding Tarn best fetchland? If you actually think about it no fetchland should be better than other, but God damn it Tarn is so good and woo expensive and I've I had a play set my modern deck would be 10 times better only because of that fetchland
>>46540063
To start with the basics, it means that you can fetch for many of the more popular blue colour combinations, RUG BUG and Grixis all benefit from this specific land.
Secondly, leading with this turn one ensures your opponent doesn't have a good read on what you're playing. You could run it without a single island but the thought of having to play around counterspell and specifically force of will in older formats is probably well worth it.
>>46540090
So true, I'm just mad because I'm right in that range where I can buy a playset but it hurts me as a person to spend the money
>>46540063
I'm mad about people playing playing competitive infinite combo decks, often with ten or more proxies, when I explicitly say I'm looking for a casual game.
Why do competitive players even seek out casual players and trick them into playing against them? I would have thought a competitive player would want to challenge himself against other competitive decks, but instead they just skulk around the LGS waiting for new, unaware players to wonder in.
Like most things the worst thing abut MTG is...
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