>time for another campaign using our old DM's setting
>he gave his blessing for the new DM to use the same setting
>last campaign was a shitty prequel, with horrible dialogue sequences followed by constant action
>played a droid and min-maxed so I could be boss translator
>DM decides it;s the same character from the original campaign we did some years back
>lol wouldn't it be funny if you were completely useless and got blown up again anon
>no
>lol it happens anyway
>okay fuck you
>buddy rolls a droid anyway
>fuck you man
>roll a min-maxed to shit jedi type so I can do more than just get participation experience
>take two ranks in speaking droid so my buddy isnt left out
>start playing
>for some reason I have the spend the first session as our two That Guy Players bro it up and kill people
>LOL IM BLACK AND IM RUNNING FROM THE LAW, SO FUNNY
>YEAH IM HAN SOLO, IM HAN SOLO, IM HAN SOLO SOLO
>finally me and my buddy get to do shit
>black dude shows up
>LOL UR PLAYING AS A GIRL THEY'RE SHIT
>being min-maxed, take the enemies to pieces
>two guys look at me
>MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE I BET SHE'S HALF NAMEKIAN HUEUHAEUHHAEHAUAEU
>OH I KNOW MY CHARACTER REALLY WANTS TO SHOVE HIS BIG NIGGER COCK UP YOUR NOSE AND CUM YOUR BRAINS OUT
>LOL NIGGERS MAN, THEY LOVE WHITE WIMMEN
That Guy thread?
rey is a mary sue tho
>>45056904
MINMAXING, NOT EVEN ONCE
You are Maria Salzberg, and you are sitting on your bed in your room. It seemed so long since you left this place to seek out your true calling as a priestess to help others in need. You just didn't think you end up back home so soon.
Damn that commoner for dragging you back here. But at least he found the princess, that was something good he's done.
You let out a sigh. Why did he have to look like a wounded puppy when you saved him from the princess's wrath? You just wish everything would just go back to the way it was. You hate complicated things.
What do you do?
>Visit Kline.
>Talk to your big sister.
>Sulk some more.
>>45055150
>Talk to your big sister.
Still too much tsun-tsun to bring ourselves to visit Kline
>>45055150
>Talk to your big sister.
We Slightly-More-Experienced Adventurer Quest now?
>>45055150
You decide it would be best to speak to your sister. You may not be on... good terms with her, but she's family.
You head towards Justine's room, hoping that she's up right now. "Sister?" You ask, knocking on her door. "Are you there?"
The door opens and Justine emerges from the room with rustled hair. "Yes, what is it, Maria?"
"Can we talk?" You offer. "About us?"
"What about?" Your older sister asks.
"B-Back then, about what I said before... I apologize." You sigh. Apologies weren't easy when it came to you. Then again, in some cases, it was justified.
"You woke me up just for that?" Justine gives you a flat look.
"N-No. I also want to know if the Princess is okay." You hang your head downwards.
"Lessie'll be fine. She's a strong person." Justine says. "More importantly, though, I'm glad she's okay. I can only hope she doesn't do any more foolish stunts now."
"I hope so as well." You sigh.
"What about Kline?" Justine asks you, causing you to narrow your eyes.
"What about him?" You grumble.
"You did shield him from Lessie's wrath." Justine frowns. "What made you do that?"
>" I-I was only trying to stop her highness!"
>"I didn't want to see him hurt."
>"He's my...friend."
Shall we start? Dubs decide, first about the world
>>45053984
The worlds population is 4/5ths females.
The world naturally resets to a default state every 24 hours.
>>45054100
Only Tom Hanks gets to remember what happened before the reset.
Over the hill edition.
Lopez continuation is being edited as we play and will be out either tonight or tomorrow (more likely the latter).
Intro:
>http://pastebin.com/cUuQQ6mp
Threads are archived here:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=exterminator+quest
Primary Cast:
>http://pastebin.com/GwrT5QVg
Character Sheet :
>http://pastebin.com/2gx5bYkw
Timeline:
>http://pastebin.com/8VhfgSAW
Rules:
>http://pastebin.com/iJZVBT94
Lore:
>http://pastebin.com/gGMy1KsG
Tumblr containing additional lore:
>simmonsqm.tumblr.com
Bestiary:
>http://pastebin.com/Tm0XG59k
Askfm:
>ask.fm/qmsimmons
Twitter:
@QMsimmons
Recap:
In the previous thread you got an innocent man locked away despite the pleadings of his desperate girlfriend. You don’t feel bad about this at all and were rewarded with a buttload of money, though it’s dubious whether or not you’ll be asked to testify in future cases.
Lopez corners you in the men’s room just minutes after the case.
“I don’t appreciate conversation while I’m pissing, Inspector.”
“Forgive me,” he says with mock sincerity, “but you’re a hard guy to get a hold of.”
“Is that some kind of bathroom innuendo or are you coming on to me in the worst way possible?”
The Inspector sighs and pulls a bottle of pep pills from his pocket, washing them down with a handful of water from the sink. He swallows before continuing, holding the rim of the basin for support.
“It’s Russians, Vince. They’re after you and now they’re after me. We need to stop them.”
“Sure, but what’s this ‘we’ stuff?”
“Working together will increase our chances of survival. I have a lot of resources I can deploy and I’ll be honest here, I’m stupid enough to believe you’ll find a way to be useful.”
You zip up as you mull your options.
You think people confront you in bathrooms entirely too often.
>Fine, make a plan. In the meantime I’ve got a hell of a day ahead of me.
>Fine, but it’s gotta be an even partnership.
>Fine, but I make the decisions.
>No way. I’ll watch my ass and you watch yours. The last thing I need is my life getting more complicated than it already is.
Eh, I'll be back in ~20 min since this seems to be quiet for the moment.
>The Silver Skulls are one of five Space Marine Chapters in a group referred to as the Manus Irae. This group is ordered by the High Lords to "Spare none and set a bloody, fearful example to the realm of Mankind" by cleansing the Malagantine Sector. The reasons remain to this day unknown to anyone, not even the Inquisition, with the knowledge hidden in the vaults of Terra.
What the hell could happen that was so terrible, that not even the Inqusition gets to know about it?
Whenever I hear of events like this in 40k I feel like someone on some planet found out the truth about the Emperor being a rotting near-corpse and the High Lords purge that planet, all the planets around that planet, then all the planets in all the solar systems around that planet's solar system to make sure it doesn't get out.
A few billion to ensure the Imperium survives
>>45053531
Well, the people there accidently the whole sector
"Yo, some dude was shit talkin and said you guys were a bunch of Iron Warriors successors. Crazy right? Still, probably better he keeps his mouth shut. Be a shame if he was to attract the wrong kinda attention with a mouth like that. You know?"
Post your homebrew regiment! References, fluff, and images welcome.
>>45053211 (checked)
Lenaia Rangers.
The rich and mighty of Lenaia, a thriving trade hub/hive, have had a lot of trouble with organized crime. so they literally bought the all female PDF off the planetary government.
However, the PDF was expensive, and thus they had to pool a lot of their money together. As such, every investor get a certain percent of the troops under their direct command. You can imagine what happened next. Civil war where the Lenaia Rangers were forced to fight one another just to prove which rich fuck was the richest.
After a certain time however, the Rangers refused to fight, they turned on their masters and slaughtered them all. The planetary government was now in their hands, but there was still a planet to pacify.
They pretty much do breaching buildings and urban warfare 24/7. Pic related is their parade uniform they wear in the planetary council.
Budikan Furies
Hailing from Budika located in the star cluster Maiden Stars this all female regiment seeks to carry the fight to the enemies of the imperium.
Hailing from a planet where male populations stay just beneath stable levels means the women of Budika are the ones that answer the call to war, after the ceremony called "The red day" they enlist in the imperial army and are sent to the battlefield.
The humanoid hornet fighter asks your Paladin, who has the cannibalistic BBEG at his mercy this as a reaction to the latter's motor mouth that is giving the Paladin reasons to not kill him:
"Why don't you just eat the bastard? He ate children so consider it biting back."
What is your and your party's reaction to this?
>>45053128
Im not hungry.
>>45053128
"I don't eat shit."
Oh Buzz Buzz, you're so silly...no we're not going to eat a man alive, that's kind of messed up for us.
For character informations, old threads and stuff:
>http://pastebin.com/RR1jbGbc
>New rule, 1 free reroll each semester
>Summary: Year is 1983, Lord Voldemort was "killed" by the Boy Who Lived one year ago. You are John Apise, only child of a rich pureblood family, you started Hogwarts last year. You love potions, herbology and magical beasts. You played as the Seeker last year in the Ravenclaw Quidditch team but you couldn't win the Quidditch cup. Your house though won the House Cup, which is not a small feat. You stopped the half vampire DADA professor at the end of the year and saved your friends lives. You are now in your second year.
>Second Year so far: You went to Bordeaux with your dad and met with the new DADA professor there then you attended a Quidditch friendly match with your friend Tim but the match was disrupted by the attack of Death Eater remnants and you duelled with one of them briefly before he escaped, you started the second year in the Hogwarts and managed to get in the Quidditch team again as the Seeker, you are a member of the book club, duelling club and your friend Valdis' astronomy club.
>Last episode: You attended the Book Club, Gryffindor lost to Slytherin in the Quidditch and Glenn read your fortune with a Turkish coffee and you decided to write a letter to the girl you met in Bordeaux.
We back boiz
It's almost the end of November. The weather is getting colder everyday. Today is cloudy and gray. Almost about to rain.
You get ready with your teammates, wearing your Ravenclaw team shirt and getting your broomstick ready. Team captain Anthony is giving some inspiring speech. He says it is very important for the Flitwick to beat the Hufflepuff.
When everyone is ready and it's time, you all leave the changing room, walk through the tunnel and enter the Quidditch pitch. Everyone takes their positions on their brooms and slowly start to levitate and fly.
The whistle is blown and the match starts. Ravenclaw vs. Hufflepuff.
Roll 1d10. I'll accept the second roll.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45052841
LETS GOOO
Welcome to Lego Highwayman Adventure! The quest thread where you play as a plastic burglar in search of forbidden treasure.
[I am not LegoQuest guy, I am however very fond of his work and decided what the hell, might as well get in on the fun]
Our adventure begins here, along the border between Malsburg and the Duchy of Winkelried...
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>45051880
Contemplate your life choices. Why are you doing this? What lead you to the life of banditry? Shouldn't you put this all behind, seek redemption and become a proper honest man?
"1, 2 - 4 guards at the post... Seemed to be led by a Knight but I can't determine his rank - maybe Sergeant or even Lieutenant?"
[Roll a 1d12 along with the contents of your post to decide what we do next]
>>45051934
(Feelings of remorse, guilt, and regret begin to wash over you; for all the people that you've hurt)
"I can't focus on that now, not on a job - I need to find the manuscript."
[Roll a 1d12 along with the contents of your post to decide what we do next]
So, what do you guys think about Fate? Any cool stories to share about it? What's your favorite World & Adventure so far? Any nice system tricks you've concocted?
Fate general, yo.
My only complaint is 'dandelion marketing,' their complete failure to create a cohesive community, forcing their fans to scatter to the four winds to find a place to talk about it. It seems effective, and now D&D is following in its footsteps on that aspect, but I feel like it fucks the fan base.
>>45051613
I love Fate, but this is still totally my complaint. Book is so much bigger than it needs to be that it makes it a little daunting, despite being able to keep all the rules in your head after an initial read.
Here's a basic character sheet and a paste of some rule ideas for an Elder Scrolls hack. Hopefully it's not terrible.
http://pastebin.com/fZAejUJX
I've been inspired /tg/ and now I want to play in the stone age. But how do you keep it interesting without making it a pseudo sword and sorcery setting like conan.
>>45051450
There's no wide variety of options in terms of weapons and magic, because as soon as there's too many possibilities, it isn't the stone age anymore. There's clubs, spears, stone axes, slings and bows and that's it.
Realistically, people would spend most of their time gathering food and surviving rather than adventuring. But I guess that can be an adventure in and of itself.
Survival skill becomes incredibly important because there isn't large scale farming providing readily available storable food.
Steel is gone.
Iron is gone.
Weapons become disposable because none last forever. Hard use of stone age weapons results in broken weapons. Strength and endurance become even more important than skill and finesse. Your fire hardened spear isn't going to be bringing swift death to anything, so if the other guy is bigger than you the hits he gets in (and you can't really prevent this in a 1 on 1 with such poor weapons) are going to be hard to walk off.
Grappling becomes far more common, as does the use of sneaky git weapons like rocks and knives.
Obsidian is incredibly dangerous as a weapon, but incredibly fragile and unreliable against a resisting opponent. Striking bone will likely lessen the effectiveness of your weapon immediately.
There is likely no law, and probably every tribe has the potential to be violent against any other tribe, depending on current conditions and level of desperation.
When enough resources are easily at hand life is still pretty good though, and responsibility stress is significantly less of a thing.
People happily live by the motto "live slow, die whenever" and ambition is probably rare, and possibly seen as covetous and selfish.
>>45051450
The stories of Conan are about a self deterministic man struggling against the rule of old evils, and savagery against civilization in which savagery would always win, as the author puts it.
You can do the opposite, a lone man is weak against nature, he needs the tribe and all the knowledge that his kind gathered throughout generations. They struggle against nature and only through inventiveness and practical learning, trial and error and etc is that he can hope to leave enough so his children may prosper even more.
How much of a charisma modifier should ones hair give?
are we talking charm or intimidation here!?
>>45051391
intimidation
>>45051499
Calm down lol desu
It’s the dawn of the new millennium. The International Forum struggles to maintain a tenuous peace between the great powers of the world, but recently a territorial dispute has arisen over ownership of the Great Interior Desert. For centuries the desert was worthless; a lifeless expanse of sands that nobody wanted, but the discovery of new resource deposits has plunged the region into chaos. Countries bordering the desert have laid conflicting claims upon the land, citing historical ownership of the region. The Assembly of Nations is dead locked as each plan to parcel out the desert is vetoed by one special interest group or another. As governments bicker corporations swoop in, using private military contractors to stake their own claim. Through the corps, regional powers wage a proxy war against each other, supporting those who would sell the desert’s riches to them.
But all of that is far beyond your pay grade. As a newly minted mech pilot you came to the desert chasing the lucrative merc contracts being posted throughout the region. There are many private military companies already operating in the desert and with few credentials of your own you’ve signed on with a newly formed group looking to make a name for themselves in the bloody sand…
[maximum excitement ]
>>45051039
((Welcome to the Mecha Mercs Skirmish Campaign.
This is a tactical turn based collective game where each player takes on the role of a mech pilot. As the campaign progresses the players will accumulate a supply of resources which can be used to build up a persistent pool of mechs and equipment, but watch out! If your pilot dies you could lose it all and be forced to start again with an inferior mech.
Info on how to play supplied in the pic.
<----))
>>45051150
Cable Guy: “So you’re one of the new pilots huh? I’m your operator: James Kerry, but folks around here know me by my callsign: Cable Guy. What?... no I do not want to be your best buddy, I barely know you and you haven’t even survived your first battle yet.
Now that the awkward questions are out the way let’s get you outfitted with a mech. Hmm? What’s with all the camels in the hanger? Well… there was a bit of a screw up in accounting and we almost didn’t have enough cash to buy our equipment, but then this nut job comes out of nowhere and tries to sell us a herd of ‘used camels’… I know right! But get this: he was so eager to close the deal he threw in an entire platoon of 1st gen GGA combat mecha…for free! Crazy I tell you. Any who pick your mech, I need figure out what to do with all these camels.”
You are Sireyi Valyenya, 28 years old, paladin, goddess, Queen of the nation of Oreia.
Character Sheet http://pastebin.com/tsAx3JGT
Party http://pastebin.com/DMfRaXQV
Your Realm http://pastebin.com/jYjB9BBQ
Rules http://pastebin.com/yKvP3AiP
Party Powers http://pastebin.com/awA8AvWi
Sister Character Sheet http://pastebin.com/NXxSXP3j
The World http://pastebin.com/3H9fnizc
Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=paladin+of+joy
And https://archive.moe/tg/search/username/Pally/type/op/
Summary to Thread 53 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36603950/
QM Twitter https://twitter.com/anAspiringQM
QM Askfm http://ask.fm/AnAspiringQM
After leaving parliament to argue over details of the food trade you return home, only to be met by Isla at the door.
“Hi love” you say, leaning in to kiss her on the cheek “how's the forest doing?”
“The forest is fine” says Isla, kissing you back “but we have a problem.”
You sigh “what did Jal do now?”
“Nothing yet” says Isla with a laugh “but the day isn't over, no we have a diplomatic problem.”
XXX
“Are you sure this is a problem?” you say to Isla, after she's told you what's going on “I mean, good for them, they found each other.”
You are standing in a camp on the border of your realm, your army has been practising for various counter-invasion plans, even the possibility of invasion from Dornmer.
You and Isla enter the tent to see one of your succubi soldiers sat on a bench with a young man, well, perhaps 'boy' would be more appropriate, you'd guess anywhere from 16 to 18 years of age. He's wearing travelling clothes and has a small pack at his side. She has her arm around his waist and looks nervous. Standing around them are four other succubi soldiers, some looking amused, some looking angry.
They all stand to attention when you walk in, even the one on the bench, the young man just freezes, looking awestruck.
“At ease” you tell everyone, examining the pair of them.
“So” you say “I've been told quite a tale: firstly that some of my soldiers have been conducting patrols into Dornmer, despite being told not to. And secondly that on those patrols, or perhaps we should say 'parties', they've been getting friendly with the locals. And one has gotten friendly enough to awake a potential sorcerers powers. Quite frankly that would be enough, but then you bought him back with you. But it get's better: he told his family where he was going, and they ran to their lords castle claiming he has been entranced and kidnapped, did I get that right?”
The young boy is still slightly stunned by your presence, the four succubi soldiers are trying not to frown or laugh.
The main culprit swallows nervously and looks scared “My queen...” she says, and then trails off.
How are you going to handle this? (pick only 1)
>Give everyone a chance to tell their story, then decide
>He goes home, now
>He can stay in Oreia
>Other (what?)
>>45050855
>Give everyone a chance to tell their story, then decide
>>45050855
>Give everyone a chance to tell their story, then decide
Do you enjoy this new meta now that Splinter Twin and Summer Bloom are banned? Have you played it in a competitive environment yet?
>>45050160
Modern is dead.
Magic is dead
>>45050160
I quit modern.
I'm selling my modern collection and getting into legacy, because the best thing that could happen to that format was wizards ignoring it. And the worst thing to happen to modern was wizards caring about it
![quidditch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3nNT7hH.jpg "quidditch[1]")
