rey is a mary sue tho

>>45056904
>>>/tv/

>>45056904
MINMAXING, NOT EVEN ONCE

>>45055150
>Talk to your big sister.
Still too much tsun-tsun to bring ourselves to visit Kline

>>45055150
>Talk to your big sister.
We Slightly-More-Experienced Adventurer Quest now?

>>45055150
You decide it would be best to speak to your sister. You may not be on... good terms with her, but she's family.

You head towards Justine's room, hoping that she's up right now. "Sister?" You ask, knocking on her door. "Are you there?"

The door opens and Justine emerges from the room with rustled hair. "Yes, what is it, Maria?"

"Can we talk?" You offer. "About us?"

"What about?" Your older sister asks.

"B-Back...
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>>45053984
The worlds population is 4/5ths females.

The world naturally resets to a default state every 24 hours.

>>45054100
Only Tom Hanks gets to remember what happened before the reset.

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Recap:

In the previous thread you got an innocent man locked away despite the pleadings of his desperate girlfriend. You don’t feel bad about this at all and were rewarded with a buttload of money, though it’s dubious whether or not you’ll be asked to testify in future cases.

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Lopez corners you in the men’s room just minutes after the case.

“I don’t appreciate conversation while I’m pissing, Inspector.”

“Forgive me,” he says with mock sincerity, “but you’re a hard guy to get a hold of.”

“Is that some kind of bathroom innuendo or are you coming on to me in the worst way possible?”

The Inspector sighs and pulls a bottle of pep pills from his pocket, washing them down with a handful of water from the sink. He swallows before continuing, holding the rim of the basin for support.

“It’s Russians,...
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Eh, I'll be back in ~20 min since this seems to be quiet for the moment.

Whenever I hear of events like this in 40k I feel like someone on some planet found out the truth about the Emperor being a rotting near-corpse and the High Lords purge that planet, all the planets around that planet, then all the planets in all the solar systems around that planet's solar system to make sure it doesn't get out.

A few billion to ensure the Imperium survives

>>45053531
Well, the people there accidently the whole sector

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"Yo, some dude was shit talkin and said you guys were a bunch of Iron Warriors successors. Crazy right? Still, probably better he keeps his mouth shut. Be a shame if he was to attract the wrong kinda attention with a mouth like that. You know?"

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>>45053211 (checked)
Lenaia Rangers.
The rich and mighty of Lenaia, a thriving trade hub/hive, have had a lot of trouble with organized crime. so they literally bought the all female PDF off the planetary government.
However, the PDF was expensive, and thus they had to pool a lot of their money together. As such, every investor get a certain percent of the troops under their direct command. You can imagine what happened next. Civil war where the Lenaia Rangers were forced to fight one another just to prove which rich...
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Budikan Furies
Hailing from Budika located in the star cluster Maiden Stars this all female regiment seeks to carry the fight to the enemies of the imperium.

Hailing from a planet where male populations stay just beneath stable levels means the women of Budika are the ones that answer the call to war, after the ceremony called "The red day" they enlist in the imperial army and are sent to the battlefield.

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>>45053128
Im not hungry.

>>45053128
"I don't eat shit."

Oh Buzz Buzz, you're so silly...no we're not going to eat a man alive, that's kind of messed up for us.

We back boiz

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It's almost the end of November. The weather is getting colder everyday. Today is cloudy and gray. Almost about to rain.

You get ready with your teammates, wearing your Ravenclaw team shirt and getting your broomstick ready. Team captain Anthony is giving some inspiring speech. He says it is very important for the Flitwick to beat the Hufflepuff.

When everyone is ready and it's time, you all leave the changing room, walk through the tunnel and enter the Quidditch pitch. Everyone takes their positions on their brooms and slowly start to levitate and fly....
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>45052841
LETS GOOO

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>45051880
Contemplate your life choices. Why are you doing this? What lead you to the life of banditry? Shouldn't you put this all behind, seek redemption and become a proper honest man?

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"1, 2 - 4 guards at the post... Seemed to be led by a Knight but I can't determine his rank - maybe Sergeant or even Lieutenant?"

[Roll a 1d12 along with the contents of your post to decide what we do next]

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>>45051934
(Feelings of remorse, guilt, and regret begin to wash over you; for all the people that you've hurt)

"I can't focus on that now, not on a job - I need to find the manuscript."

[Roll a 1d12 along with the contents of your post to decide what we do next]

My only complaint is 'dandelion marketing,' their complete failure to create a cohesive community, forcing their fans to scatter to the four winds to find a place to talk about it. It seems effective, and now D&D is following in its footsteps on that aspect, but I feel like it fucks the fan base.

>>45051613

I love Fate, but this is still totally my complaint. Book is so much bigger than it needs to be that it makes it a little daunting, despite being able to keep all the rules in your head after an initial read.

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Here's a basic character sheet and a paste of some rule ideas for an Elder Scrolls hack. Hopefully it's not terrible.

http://pastebin.com/fZAejUJX

>>45051450
There's no wide variety of options in terms of weapons and magic, because as soon as there's too many possibilities, it isn't the stone age anymore. There's clubs, spears, stone axes, slings and bows and that's it.
Realistically, people would spend most of their time gathering food and surviving rather than adventuring. But I guess that can be an adventure in and of itself.

Survival skill becomes incredibly important because there isn't large scale farming providing readily available storable food.

Steel is gone.

Iron is gone.

Weapons become disposable because none last forever. Hard use of stone age weapons results in broken weapons. Strength and endurance become even more important than skill and finesse. Your fire hardened spear isn't going to be bringing swift death to anything, so if the other guy is bigger than you the hits he gets in (and you can't really prevent this in a 1 on 1 with such poor weapons)...
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>>45051450
The stories of Conan are about a self deterministic man struggling against the rule of old evils, and savagery against civilization in which savagery would always win, as the author puts it.

You can do the opposite, a lone man is weak against nature, he needs the tribe and all the knowledge that his kind gathered throughout generations. They struggle against nature and only through inventiveness and practical learning, trial and error and etc is that he can hope to leave enough so his children may prosper even more.

are we talking charm or intimidation here!?

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>>45051391
intimidation

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>>45051499
Calm down lol desu

[maximum excitement ]

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>>45051039
((Welcome to the Mecha Mercs Skirmish Campaign.

This is a tactical turn based collective game where each player takes on the role of a mech pilot. As the campaign progresses the players will accumulate a supply of resources which can be used to build up a persistent pool of mechs and equipment, but watch out! If your pilot dies you could lose it all and be forced to start again with an inferior mech.

Info on how to play supplied in the pic.

<----))

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>>45051150
Cable Guy: “So you’re one of the new pilots huh? I’m your operator: James Kerry, but folks around here know me by my callsign: Cable Guy. What?... no I do not want to be your best buddy, I barely know you and you haven’t even survived your first battle yet.
Now that the awkward questions are out the way let’s get you outfitted with a mech. Hmm? What’s with all the camels in the hanger? Well… there was a bit of a screw up in accounting and we almost didn’t have enough cash to buy our equipment,...
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“So” you say “I've been told quite a tale: firstly that some of my soldiers have been conducting patrols into Dornmer, despite being told not to. And secondly that on those patrols, or perhaps we should say 'parties', they've been getting friendly with the locals. And one has gotten friendly enough to awake a potential sorcerers powers. Quite frankly that would be enough, but then you bought him back with you. But it get's better: he told his family where he was going, and they ran to their lords castle claiming he has been entranced and kidnapped,...
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>>45050855
>Give everyone a chance to tell their story, then decide

>>45050855
>Give everyone a chance to tell their story, then decide

>>45050160
Modern is dead.

Magic is dead

>>45050160
I quit modern.
I'm selling my modern collection and getting into legacy, because the best thing that could happen to that format was wizards ignoring it. And the worst thing to happen to modern was wizards caring about it