Ladies and Gentlemen! I, the Great Warrior Nyle Ransdorm, Slayer of the Red Dragon, Rexyevortel, Destroyer of the Great Arch-Lich, Borvexto "The Restless Sleeper", Peace Bringer to the Three Towns of the Broux Ravines, and Tamer of Deadly Beasts of the Luxicona Plains, would personally like to welcome each and everyone one of you to this; The first official meeting for "The Guild of Mighty and Minor Adventurers"; otherwise soon to be known throughout the land as "The Adventurers Guild"!
Now, before the meeting actually begins, I wish to state that I know this meeting was called for on rather short notice, especially given the fact that our guild was only recently chartered by the local Kingdoms of Authoran. But I feel that several issues need to be dealt with before they really get out of hand.
First of all, whoever it is that has been breaking into the local Governor's residence in the middle of the night in order to "Beautify", his sleeping face while leaving notes stating "Well aren't you a pretty little princess now", please stop! It's getting out of hand, and Lord Governor Giallet Von Born-Vinter has threatened to increase "The Adventurers" Tax to the point where our "Minors" will no longer be able to continue adventureing with us.
Secondly! The First Annual "Guild Bake Sale For Those Suffering From Petrifaction Issues" is less then a week from now, and I have yet to receive any acknowledgements as to who is going to be involved in this. Remember people, we're doing this in order to improve the Guild's image with the local kingdoms after that fiasco last week with Archiburs "Rod of Eternally Rock"...
And Finally! Rumors of yet another "Dark Lord of Eternal Darkness and Endless Sadness" have been popping up here and there throughout the land for the past few days, and I shouldn't have to tell you what it cost the last "Adventurers Guild" to deal with him. So we shall need to come up with a plan to deal with him; just encase the rumors happen to hold true.
>>45032454
Is this a Dnd style meeting
>>45032454
Gr'uh, Bah Crug tol' Shiny man 'e to bi'sseh bakin' pies ta help wit' da' bakes sales! What els' we gun'a be eat'sing?
>>45032892It's more like the /Tg/ Mages guild or Penal Regiment rp that happen Monday and Friday
So we have had those fetish shit threads about all female societies. But what about a scifi setting where women go out of print to robo-qts?
Would that be a good setting or too much of a utopia for an interesting story?
>>45031849
>that fetish is shit
>let's talk about mine
wew lad
Lets hope /g/ pulls through
>>45031849
>But what about a scifi setting where women go out of print to robo-qts
There was a Futurama episode about this.
basically, don't date robots.
This is stupid.
Cool story bro xDDD
>>45031307
Only stupid part was making things tap for <> instead of just having <> be just a cost
it's fucking nothing
well, almost
> playing D&D 3.5, "epic 6" campaign where you only go up to 6th level
> new player invited to replace one who moved away
> he is semi-fat bearded dude in his late 20s.
> has never played D&D before but knows RPGs
> he plays a ranger
> I help him with skill points
> start playing, he is hired to guide the party through the wilderness on their latest quest
> they stop for the night
> "I find a campsite"
> "Roll a survival check"
> "dude I'm a 4th level ranger, I can totally do that without rolling"
> "I know, I'm just curious how well you do."
> "Do you not understand? I can automatically succeed because it's such a basic task."
> "I know but you might find a really good campsite, or an only-okay one."
> "It doesn't even matter to the story."
> I roll a d20, get a 13
> "What your survival bonus?"
> "um, +8"
> "Okay you find a nice campsite up the slope, stream nearby, nice cover from wind because of pine trees, etc."
> crickets
> "Um, you can try to fish in the stream if you want."
> "Sure"
> "Okay roll Survival"
> "I take 10."
> "Okay, but roll to see how many fish you catch. 15 or higher catches a fish plus one for every 5 higher you roll."
> "I take 10"
> "okay, what ever. You catch 2 fish."
This continued for the entire game. Afterwards I was treated to a lecture about "pointless rolling" and how it "slows down the fiction." I explained I was trying to give his character something to do besides slashing up shit, and he got angry and called me an uncreative DM. I don't know if he is coming back and I don't know if I want him to. He was a decent player otherwise. None of the other players had an issue with the in-depth camping stuff, they liked the flavor it added. Why are storyfags so insufferable about this? Is this just a bad example or are they all like this? This guy was pissed as fuck that not EVERY d20 roll he made was absolutely pivotal to the fate of his character.
>>45031088
He sounds like a fag
He's wrong to argue with you, but his arguments themselves aren't wrong. You sound like a pretty awful DM to play with.
>>45031088
So you took 15 minutes to make him do three rolls that didn't matter at all, and you're mad at him?
>I make a camp site
>Okay, you find a nice campsite up a slope, with cover, etc.
>I catch fish for the party
aaaaaand we're done here. gg@gm
What would you call a Barbarian-type class that specializes in knifes? Think psycho more than assassin.
>>45030671
Stabarbarian
>>45030671
A psycho
>>45030671
Angry guy with a knife.
Lizardmen creation thread!
Roll a 1d100 to find out where we were spawned!
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>45030592
sure, why not
>>45030617
41
>An active Temple City- We arose from the spawning pool to find a city thriving with purpose, it's streets filled with Kroxigar and Skink workers while Saurus report to Slann Mage Priests.
So we're off to a good start for Lizardmen. Roll 1d40 for what kind of leader was spawned for this brood
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>45030592
>hate mixing scifi elements into fantasy settings
>love mixing fantasy elements into scifi settings
I'm not alone, am I?
Discussion of other genre crossovers is also welcome.
>>45030276
You are alone. So very alone. Like aSpelljammerin the void.
>>45030276
Vikings with power armor, robots and generators, mutant elfs, zealot robots, mages and dragons. All taking place on fantasy world biological experiment site. Is it sci fi in fantasy or fantasy in sci fi?
>>45030276
I'm the opposite. I like throwing a raygun into the treasure hoard of the wizard's tower.
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>Previously
>"Winter Court hasn't been as bad as I thought; I met at least one new friend; Ikoma Sakon, a Bard from the Lion Clan who's relatively reasonable and non-judgmental, and Miya Hiroaki, a herald who's familiar with my Clan. I also got to meet up with Shiba Hikaru, my friend from my dojo days and have a friendly (well, comparatively friendly) duel with Matsu Akane of the Lion's Pride. I wasn't able to meet Uesugi Seijuro of the Mirumoto when the Dragon arrived though. I wonder why....
>From the Journal of Toku Jubei, 1406 Isawa Calender
>>45030170
woohoo! today is gonna be great!
and
>secret love
we love someone other than Ryoko?
"You are....different from how I expected, Jubei-san," Akane admits quietly.
"How so?" you ask, untying the sleeves of your kimono back to how they were before the fight preparation.
"You are skilled, perhaps more so then any other warrior I've fought, but you do not carry yourself as other warriors of your caliber I've fought at all," she admits as the clacking of the bokuto that the next two demonstrators begin their match. "I don't know what to make of you."
You shrug as you place your hands back on your lap.
"Kakujinkakusetsu," you say dismissively.Basically the Japanese version of "different strokes for different folks".
"A...ara?" she asks, sounding perplexed, quirking her head to one side in confusion.
Before you an answer a runner scoots up to you form behind and interrupts.
"Pardon Jubei-sama, but a letter has arrived for you."
>WDYD?
>[Excuse yourself politely and read the letter.]
>[Wait until the demonstrations are over.]
>>45030317
>we love someone other than Ryoko?
Someone loves Jubei secretly and will cause problems in his love life.
Who wants to roll up a cult?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heretical_Cult_Creation_Tables
roll 1d20 to find our origins
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>45029125
Fucking capital letters eating my dice.
>>45029134
It seems we are Errant Adeptus
Now we need another 1d20 for cult idea
You're a Cave Hydra, big and mighty. And right now you're in a quite the situation, and it all started when you decided to venture to the surface.
Following the dwarven caravan, you decided to see what's around, what kind of terrain is up here, this leaded you into an encounter with an undead, and from there the ball rolled down nonstop. Going through a few rooms filled with petty enemies and tricks, you've finally managed to swallow the bipedal responsible for this mayhem and broken rules of Nature.
However, exactly the moment you swallowed your opponent, four figures emerged from the entrance to this room, all staring at you for while, so you decided to return the favor by staring back. The tallest bipedal is completely covered in shiny rock, wielding a softly glowing big, sharp stick, the most prominent feature of it is that the aura it emits feels natural, as if this was nature itself standing in front of you. Second tallest bipedal has a jumping stick in his hand, he's also green skinned and has tusks growing out of his mouth. The third in line is covered in white robes, akin to the one you've just swallowed, only difference being the colors, his are white, the one that's now acting as energy source in your stomach had black ones.
And the last one is tiny, even smaller than dwarves, her skin is brown, tanned, and she's wearing a thin cloak that's at least about twice her size for only one reason you can think of, to hide her tininess. She's also holding a pair of equally puny, although wicked looking sticks.
>Nothing to do here, leave this place the way you entered.
>Wait, see what they'll do, so far they don't seem aggressive.
>What else?
>>45028146
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>>45028146
>Wait, see what they'll do, so far they don't seem aggressive.
>>45028146
>>Wait, see what they'll do, so far they don't seem aggressive.
No they cannot have the necromancer, we killed him fair and square.
Alright /tg/, time to make a Daemon prince.
Lets get alignment going.
>Undivided
>Khorne
>Nurgle
>Tzeench
>Slaanesh
Malice would not work since he is anti daemon in the first place.
Fucking faggot.
Khorne because why not.n
>>45027880
Got that out of your system? I hope so.
>>45027884
I second this.
4e's Player's Handbook's chapter on skills is 14 pages long and contains rules for the procedure and usage of skill checks.
People yelled that 4e "has no rules for roleplaying."
5e's Player's Handbook's section on skills is spread out across 5 pages.
Nobody yells at 5e for having "no rules for roleplaying."
Why?
>>45027613
Because OP is a faggot.
>>45027613
Skill checks =/= roleplaying.
Also, out of all the complaints about 4e, "no rules for roleplaying" is one I've never heard come up. Ever.
>>45027613
The argument is often worded wrong. 3e and 4e had loads of rules for role-playing, the issue was that it expected you to use those rules in place of the role play.
5e comes from the side that skill rolls are only necessary for dangerous or challenging tasks, or situations where the RP is considered not enough.
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All things considered, this meeting is going about as well as you expected.
True, Petra is slumped, despairing, across the table while Amelia is still reeling, pale with unbelieving confusion. Elliot is fighting back a thin smile, only to break out into a grin as he leans over to whisper something in Leon's ear. Cassandra is leaning back in her seat with her arms folded and her face cast in a carefully neutral mask. At least nobody has tried to kill each other yet, merely leaving their grievances at the level of harsh looks and barbed comments.
Marco seems happy, as well, pleased with the results of his experimentation. You had been expecting something more impressive, to be honest.. An entirely few phone, with all manner of technological stuff poking out, perhaps. Instead, he merely plugged your phone into his cobbled together computer, pushed a few keys and handed it back to you. Boring. At least the results are sound – you can store more demons now, he claimed, as well as summoning two at a time.
>Demon storage increased to 9. Max summons increased to 2.
>>45027473
Murmuring an excuse, you rise from your seat and slip out of the stuffy room. A walk would be nice, something to clear your mind, but you're not foolish enough to tackle the labyrinth of corridors alone. Maybe you can find Mister Red lurking somewhere, to act as a guide. The blank, featureless corridor you emerge into is empty though, at least on first glance. As you're yawning and stretching, you spot a pale face peeking out from around a corner. Alice, her doll-like features topped by a crudely cobbled together crown.
Cobbled together, you realise as you approach, from the various computer parts she stole from Marco. You try to imagine the young girl sitting and soldering together the assortment of parts, but it just doesn't work. Maybe she had help. Giggling softly as you draw closer, Alice turns tail and skips off down the hallway, a long streamer of copper wire trailing behind her. You have no idea where she's heading, but you follow her regardless – the girl is too dangerous to roam alone.
A few twists and turns, and then Alice leads you out into the main room of the club, throwing open the large door with all of her strength. Trying not to think too hard about the journey you just undertook, compared with the one that led you to the meeting room in the first place, you scan the room in search of the girl herself. You pause, then, as you see an unfamiliar figure seated at the bar, a brightly coloured cocktail sitting in front of her. Mister Black is behind the bar, a nervous twitch playing across his face.
“Hi!” the unfamiliar girl announces suddenly, turning on her barstool to glance your way, “I don't think we've ever met. Care to join me?”
She's just... human. A cheerful, lively looking human girl. Even as you walk numbly over, you know that something isn't quite right.
>Who are you?
>This was supposed to be a private party. What do you want?
>You're not human, are you?
>Other
>>45027478
>You're not human, are you?
>Who are you?
Mia can already tell something is off. We are supposed to be the only humans left. If there was another in the demon world they wouldn't be so cheerful. Or clean.
>>45027478
>>Who are you?
>>This was supposed to be a private party. What do you want?
I immediately trust this new arrival.
We need an update on the status of the Warp Drive...I hope progress has been made for one.
And while you're at it, best to check that everyone is all right after yesterday's debacle...how in the Warp did that even happen....
>Heads down to engineering to ask how everyone is getting on with the Warp Drive.
Never eat the brownies.
Well it's happening AGAIN so I'll probably be gone for all of this AGAIN. Have fun with it you guys.
>continues to work on 'Ol Skorchy
So what are some /tg/-approved vidya, animu, movies etc?
I know of Mount&Blade and Berserk, and I suppose pic related (Dark Souls franchise). Am I missing anything?
Wakfu
>>45026766
Darkest Dungeon
>>45026766
Bloodborne.
