How is everyone enjoying the Aggro vs Ulamog meta? What side are you on?
I'm feeling pretty good with my mains of turbofog and eggs
>>45019115
Are there any good removal spells like this NOT in black?
I'm running Bant with a red splash for my deck and was hoping for something like this but splashing black isn't something I'm keen on
>>45019233
Do you want hard removal or token removal?
>D&D 5e, new campaign
>Be Sorcerer
>DM starts us imprisoned in a bandit camp, breaking out
>No starting items
>so no components or focus to cast spells with
>Spend entire session being yelled at by the DM-encouraged murder hobos for not being eager to throw myself out there with my 7 HP and get killed, and for attempting to be helpful in ways other than throwing myself out there and getting killed
>Be laughed at for half of session for what my character did (I used a verb with multiple connotations and the DM enthusiastically narrated the rest over my protesting)
>Throughout dungeon, collect small samples of everything, bits of hay lining box, bits of wood from box, unlit torch, bits of a wool shirt, etc.
>Suddenly, an enemy appears, taking potshots with a crossbow from behind a door.
>Have Shield and Shocking Grasp
>Time to finally be useful
>Confidently walk up to door and grab knob
>DM: "You are kicked back from the door for (rolls) 5 damage."
>Me: "Oh, no, I have Shield, it activates automatically."
>DM: "No, that doesn't happen because you're surprised."
>Me: "No, I walked up to the door confidently precisely because I had Shield."
>DM: "If you were expecting to use Shield you would have said so before you did it, but you didn't. You're surprised."
>Murderhobo A: "DM's discretion!"
>Spend entire battle behind cover with 2 HP
>At one point, sort of berserker type of PC is standing right in front of boss
>It's my turn, berserker guy goes next
>Cast Minor Illusion, "GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER" from behind the boss to distract him
>DM: "You need spell components for that."
>The spell component for Minor Illusion is 'a bit of fleece'
>I collected wool from wool shirt earlier
>DM: "... Alright."
>got an impressed murmur from the rest of the party
>mfw
Berserker missed anyways. But it was nice while it lasted.
Well you should have taken eschew materials. That's a feat in 5e right?
>>45016972
Nope. Also if you're level 1 you don't get a feat unless you're playing a variant human or the DM allows em.
>>45016935
>Be playing in gestalt game in hybrid 3.5/Pathfinder/3rd party resource monstrosity of epic proportions. Be Artificer 5, Wizard 4, and Psion1. Gestalt level five, but the best traits from level 5 in artificer, level 4 in wizard, and level 1 in psion. This means I have hella-many spells, infusions, and minor psychic powers.
>There's no challenge to anything but it's funny what you can become capable of at suitably high levels. I attacked Asmodeus's avatar at level eight because I had gotten my grubby mitts on all sorts of ridiculous bullshit.
>One such turd entailed a scroll with Stasis as cast by a level 30 sorcerer who was spec'd for affecting gods. I could cast it becuz human Artificer level 8 stacked with all sorts of ridiculous feats allowed because we were playing in a game where we had access to 3rd party resources and we could even get pretty much anything we custom made ourselves approved by the DM.
>Pop enough spells, psi powers, and magical item abilities to augment my touch attack, AC, and saves to stupid levels. Roll touch attack, get natural seventeen. Add mods, Asmodeus rolls Wills save and Fort save and fails both. I now have frozen the King of Hell in the middle of a battleground.
>Finish off opposition and open a gate to Bahamut's plane, offer him custody of Asmodeus. He accepts in utter shock, we laugh our asses off and leave after jacking everything of value from underground cult temple we were in.
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Imperial Fists Best Legion, Iron Warriors go Home Edition
What's your preferred method of dealing with Primarchs?
Would a Typhon backed up by melee-oriented units do the trick? Thinking about countering deathstars with the Dreadhammer pie plate and a unit of 10 Dark Furies.
> First for Corax
>>45016953
XIX highfive
I blow up the spartan with a bunch of grav dreads or a lighting with turbokrakens so the pod of seekers with combiplas that landed next to them cuts them to ribbons along with the rest of the army.
>>45016405
Looked like in all ways to me.
I remember thinking how it might have been interesting as a story in the fluff. But copying then like that for the game was a slap to the face. Then they had to make better phalanx boarders too. The storms are the only really original idea. I get girly liked to improve things but leave that to the fluff, not the game
Is anyone else sitting on their BaC boxes and waiting for the Weekender before picking a Legion? I'm pretty sure I want to do Imperial Fists, but if Alpharius gets a badass model...Alpha Legion might move to the front of the list. Same with the rules for BA or DA.
What are the main cultural differences between the USA and Europe? My group traveled to the USA and I've never been in USA.
>>45016873
When you ask for water, it's free.That was the biggest culture shock for me going to Scotland. I asked for water and got charged for it.
>>45016873
Just cover all the food in cheese and dip it in ketchup, and make sure every NPC has at least three guns
I'm not even an American and I know that there is a massive cultural difference between states let alone different countries. The cultural difference between Maine and California are so huge they may as well be different countries. The only thing that links them is the currency and McDonalds.
>>45016901
That's just Scots having a keen eye for a tourist mark.
Here ye, here ye! Gather around all ye Hero's of the village! For far too long has our village been plagued by those damned able and most vile raiders of the Underdark! The time has come to deal with the problem that is the Drow outpost within the mountains to the Southwest! But first, we must come up with a plan. To whomever's plan we use, I shall award you with a pouch containing no less then 500 pieces of Gold as well as the hand of the Mayor's second daughter!
Why don't we take the village, and push it somewhere else!?
>>45016699
What have they been raiding?
>>45016728
Now that is one plan. But let us not see if we cannot find one that will ruin the village and it's entire economy based around the syrup that we harvest from the forests west of here. Any other takers?
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Something new?!
>Battle Point System by GW Warsaw(!?)
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This one fit my taste, pool system with summoning house rule.
>>45016083
Dwarf Warriors(4;+1) cost the same as Hammerers(4) and Ironbreakers(4) unless there are 20+ then they cost more.
Quarrellers are (5;+1) and Thunderers are (6;+1).
OK.
>>45017416
>Dwarf Warriors(4;+1) cost the same as Hammerers(4) and Ironbreakers(4)
Warriors(4) for 10 models, Hammerers and Ironbreaker are (4) for 5 models, sound reasonable(but not accurate). BTW, Warriors cost (9) for 20 models.
Not sure about Quarrellers and Thunderers thru.
>>45016083
That artwork looks really cool.
Why the hell can't we get dwarf or salamander models that actually look like that?
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Let's talk inspiration. What are some good shows (movies, books, vidya) that can provide ideas for a chronicle?
Gravity Falls (Innocents)
From Dusk Til Dawn the Series (Mortals, Vampire)
Person of Interest (Demon)
Dresden Files (Mage, Hunter)
The Magicians (Mage)
Supernatural (Hunter)
The Strain (Hunter)
Teen Wolf (Werewolf, Hunter)
Grimm (Hunter, Changeling, Beast)
Scooby Doo: Mysteries Incorporated (Hunter)
Hemlock Grove (Various)
Haven (Hunter, Mortal, anything)
X-Files (Hunter) (I'm sticking with recent, but it's just premiered it's sequel miniseries)
>>45015385
First for "Dracula is That Guy."
>>45015958
First for "Where is Mage 2e?" and "Where are the MMN?"
>>45016175
Monday Meeting Notes'll probably go up in an hour or two.
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You tell the demons to stay alert as you squat down besides Fitz.
“Is there something you need?” You ask. If looks could kill, you’d be dead multiple times over. “I’m not trying to be a smartass. Like…here, blink once for yes, twice for no, okay? Can you do that?”
She still looks as irritable as an immobilized person can be, but she manages to blink once.
“Gotcha. So…do you want me to do something?”
One blink. “No shit.”
“Okay, then. You want me to fix you?”
One blink, with a desperate look in her eyes. “Oh for the love of God, yes!”
“Ah…right, about that…” You rub your head sheepishly. “It looks like we don’t have any items or spells that can heel this kind of thing…whatever it is.”
“A bind spell, mortal,” Apsaras answers without addressing you directly. “My mistress has been struck with a paralyzing spell, the likes of which can only be nullified by an item, a healing spell, or the victim’s own personal prowess.”
“…okay then,” You respond to the demon before returning back to Fitz. “Did you get all that?”
A quick, irritated blink. “Of course, Captain Obvious.”
“Well then, you can clearly see that I don’t have a lot of options here...”
>Move Fitz behind the electric fence.
>Leave her at the barricade.
>>45015915
Is behind the electric fence deeper into cover/generator area? Not completely sure how where we are relative to the objective.
>>45015915
>Move Fitz behind the electric fence.
>>45015941
The electric fence guards the doors that lead to the underground generators. That's what you need to protect. Right now, you and Fitz are outside the area, standing by the gate entrance that leads towards the bunker.
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You're struck by just how immense the pain in your abdomen is whilst hurtling through the air, further into the hallway. The only indication that your attacker exist at all is your own red blood outlining the shape of an otherwise invisible horn. You land hard upon the rough, uneven stone amidst a stagnant pool of blood and rotting vegetation, your armor only partially softening your fall. Fortunately the wound in your abdomen has already healed, though you don't recall exerting any conscious effort to close the jagged gash. A benefit of your expertise in the magical arts, no doubt.
>Vys Pool: (51/66)
>Combat Initiated!
>Allied Turn!
>Enemies Remaining: 1x Wandering Spirit
>Allies: Darzi, Fulvia, Mortia, Profectus
>Status: Unharmed
Profectus angles his shield, sparks streaming from the metal surface as your unseen attacker carries on his assault. Darzi, standing just behind your elven compatriot, shoves her long bladed spear forward and buries it deep within what you assume to be the creature's chest. Cracking fills the air as a blue bolt of vys discharges from the spear's tip, sending shards of bone and bits of singed flesh flying through the air.
Flame, accompanied by the stench of burning hair, licks across some unseen surface suspended in midair. No doubt Darzi's attack caused the beast's fur to catch fire. Fulvia seems to use this as a marker for her own attack, willing into existence a half dozen globules of liquid fire and hurling them towards the patch of burning flesh. The first strikes the beast and spills across its shoulder, revealing much of its torso and right arm. The second strikes lower, exploding within its now gaping chest cavity. Unfortunately the others are snuffed out before they can reach the creature, simply vanishing as they make contact.
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Darzi is a whore
>>45015913
Mormor a best
Should it be a new Dawn of War or something similar to Total War?
If similar to Total War how would you balance the factions?
Should the map be galaxy size,a single star system size or single plane size?
Should it have space battles or not?
If Dawn of War what changes or old mechanics would you like to see?
>>45015637
>RTS
>Total War
Total War is Turn Based Strategy you fuck.
>>45015637
This is really the only true answer.
>>45015664
Obviously he refers to the real time aspect of combat.
Total War games are, after all, lauded as a "hybrid TBS-RTS game".
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>>45015434
Is the serum that people took when we went on that op with Hive still effective?
Also, we needed 2 more Body Armors.
There was 1 vote for 2 Advent Body Armor using Alloys and 1 vote for 2 Mod Body Armor.
>>45015434
Someone wanted to bring the TES Rifle but didn't say who to give it to.
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You are Kline Bueller, and you are resting in Maria's house. Who knew she had such an interesting family?
The sheets are thrown off as you rise from the bed and you let out a yawn. This was the nicest bed you slept on, even better than the guild's bed. Quickly getting dressed, you step out of your room and head downstairs, seeing two blonde men chatting among each other about how they killed the most monsters. Justine, meanwhile, is sitting down, reading.
What do you do?
>Introduce yourself to the men.
>Go look for Joanne.
>Talk to Justine.
>>45015053
>Introduce yourself to the men.
Gotta get tips and shit.
>>45015053
You walk towards the men, who are still talking.
"I tell you, I shot down a number of birds, and I ain't never seen so much flying in the sky before." The blonde man wearing a red shirt cackles.
"Are you kidding, Len?" The other blonde man wearing a blue shirt asks. "Don't you remeber the time where-"
"Good morning, gentlemen." you politely interject into the conversation. "My name is Kline Bueller, I'm a friend of your sister, Maria, and-"
"Friend?" Len scoffs. "Did you hear that, Ron? Our sister managed to get herself a man!"
"Oh, lord, son." Ron shakes his head. "I am so sorry about you having to deal with our crazy little sister." He sits up and puts a hand on your shoulder. "I feel your pain."
"Um, thank you, I think." You blink.
"We heard about y'all from Mom. So, you're the guys looking for her highness?" Len asks.
"Yes, we are." You nod.
"I wish Maria would run off somewhere- Oh, wait, didn't she already do that?" Ron scratches his head.
"And all was right with the world." Len nods.
>"You two don't really like Maria much."
>"Don't you guys miss your little sister?"
>"Maria should relax more."
>>45015534
>"Maria should relax more."
>"How'd she even get the way she is, growing up with all of you?"
>Urban Elves
Why would an elf choose to live in the city?
I don't get it.
>>45014942
high elves
Two elves walked into a bar.
Now there's a Bar Elf subrace.
Same thing happens in cities, you know?
>>45014942
Who cares?
I'd fuck her, knife ears and all.
Option to go with from last time:
>Go outside and check out the "junkyard" of contraptions Pampi had outside. Perhaps you could salvage something and make something of your own.
You were outside Pampi's house. There was a bunch of junk here, and quite a lot of if was huge, like the tank Jenny has been left in. The witch apprentice must've gotten help from the other Titans, or the Blue Witch herself, you assumed. When you asked her if you could use some it, she gladly accepted. "I have to get rid of it anyway" she mentioned.
There were plenty of varied spare parts. Some of it was stationary equipment, like industrial refrigerators or water purifiers , and you discarded them as an option. Instead, you paid more attention to what you could bring with you. You had plenty of experience with improvising technology together from your Battlebot club experience, so assembling something would be easy - it was just a matter of patience and effort.
You also noticed that Pampi had gone outside too, a bit after you did, and was sorting out parts - apparently what to keep and what to throw away. She was dressed rather skimpily this time too. You quickly noticed that she was actually just grabbing thing and putting them back, while giving you short, shy glances now and then. Rocking her world last night in bed must've really left an impression on her.
Pampi's appearance and apparent intentions just made you want to work on your task even harder, and block out the thoughts of her being there. You cleared your throat uneasily, and got to work.
What did you make? Note that each of these can be expanded on later to add more.
>Walker: A seat in a small chassis, with a pair of legs. Useful as a vehicle.
>Arms exoskeleton: Remnant of construction worker equipment. Improves strength in both arms, worn as a jacket.
>Helmet: A former orthopedic cyber-helmet for the severely injured in combat. It had a HUD, a zoom and an enhanced hearing function.
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>>45014707
>>Helmet: A former orthopedic cyber-helmet for the severely injured in combat. It had a HUD, a zoom and an enhanced hearing function.
>>45014707
>Helmet: A former orthopedic cyber-helmet for the severely injured in combat. It had a HUD, a zoom and an enhanced hearing function.
Welcome back to Cell Evolution Quest last time you were here you decided to deal with some pesky microscopic mosquitos! The whole thing went better than expected but you still have a small problem. There is a shortage of floaty things in the area and you must now hunt the wiggle things.
1. Try to find an area with more floaty things
2. Float about and try to lure prey towards you
3. other- find your own solution
Roll 1d100
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1. Try to find an area with more floaty things
>>45014640
Opps forgot to to add my name
I saw this before though in the archives so decided to join in
what evolutions do we have?
