Havent seen this quest before but it sounds right up my ribcage. Reading archive and will jump in. Bump in the meantime.

>>45075017
>READ Gyrnax's books to try and learn more about the local area and surrounding townships.
>EXPLORE the area surrounding the necromancer's cave
aww yiss time for skelebro quest

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>Stat Dump

Billy Bones, Awakened Skeleton Sorcerer 1
HP: 40/40
Armor Class: 13 (+1 Dex, +2 Natural)
Damage Reduction 5/Bludgeoning
Str 14
Dex 12
Con --
Int 7
Wis 10
Cha 13 (Cloak of Charisma +2)
Full Attack: Two claws at +3/+3 - 1d4+2/x2, or longsword +3 - 1d8+2/19-20x2

Current Spooky Level: 1 (Phone Rings, But No One Is There)
Current Local Favorability: Small-Scale Folk Hero, All-Around Nice Guy

Spells Known: 0 - Light, Daze, Read Magic, Detect Magic
1 - Sleep, Charm Person

Skills
Craft...
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>>45074798
>[] knock on the door back

>>45074798
>[] grab Minor friend
>[] Open the door
>[] what do you want?
>Glare with all our sleep deprived rage!

>>45074798
>[] grab Minor friend
>[] Open the door
>[] what do you want?

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"There are several difficulties for a Nymph and a Titan to have children." Pampi started out. "Aside from that they... generally don't consider each other attractive, there are serious issues with pregnancy."

She inhaled. "Titans are exceptionally resistant to genetic and biological attacks. Their system counteracts any anomaly efficiently and quickly. You see, Nymphs have very 'colorful' genes, which are identified as genetic anomalies by the mother."

Her gaze went lost for a moment. "The child would be attacked...
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>>45074524
>Show Pampi your Demon Box's recording.
>Ask her what that IV pack she has does.

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-Typical rhythm is aprox 15mins for votes, then 15 mins of writing. I may take a bit longer if I drawfag.
-Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=BioPunk
-Twitter: https://twitter.com/Valencia_qm

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>>45073796
By Lolth, is this what you bored brutes worry about when you're bored?

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>>45073796
Have your tried not getting the necromancers to bring the apprentices back to life?

>>45073847
Edgymancer

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>>45073796
Uh... How about we cancel the obstacle course like they want? That way, you know, nobody dies!

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>>45073369
Because there will always be someone Stronger. So I must be Faster.

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>>45073369
Why not both?

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>>45073418
My strength will make you cry little man.

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Hoi chummers. Some drawfag was kind enough to draw my Ork Decker today. Show me your runners!

So my weekly group has finally burned out on Pathfinder, and I'm trying to sell them on doing Shadowrun instead. What's your best elevator pitch for it?

>>45072973
> Show me your runners!
Just as soon as you show me an ork decker, not this skinny poser.

>>45072440

You name is Pisiporthus, and you decide to let the other sailors check.

>>45072440
>Find your best friend Xeno

No clue on greek names

>>45072649
Make shit up and us "us" or "ese" or "eus" and your golden

>>45072341
>> “Fine, let’s talk.”
Keep them away from Misri.

>>45072341
> “Fine, let’s talk.”

>>45072341
>fine let's talj

If war never changed, than her imitations surely did not as well. During the ovation you received for coming upon the grandstand this fine morning to the herald's call you look over the sea of colors and gleaming metal. Walls of men stood across from one another, some quiet, others playing to the crowd in boisterous shows, others rallying the field to their side, forming the bonds of war brothers in a quick moments before all hell would break loose. Spying across the field you see Ser Lucas Longwaters, his armor plain, a surcoat of seafoam and red being his only adornments...
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Your attention turns to the herald when a trumpet again calls for quiet, he begins to announce the list, no small feat as it contained near 300 names throughout the realm. The Crownlands, the Vale, Westerlands, Riverlands, The Reach, and Stormlands all had representatives, from second sons and cousins to hedge knights, both young and old. The last grasps of glory for the some, while others their first taste. Your ear catches upon another three. Ser Titus Sarsfield, Ser Lyonel Hill, and Ser Robb Brax. The Westerlands envoy, all competing, you search out the field and note them...
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The crowd roaring into life again, low and high alike. The clangs of steel upon the ground grew into such castrophany so immense you dare to think it could be heard in King’s Landing. Though it was nothing compared to the deafen clashing of the walls of Knights. Some go down easy, quickly. Others push through the mass ending up on the other side of the melee, only to gather themselves and end up right back in the mix. Your eyes fleet about the field, watching the individual fights that soon turn to brawls. You can taste iron upon the air, it was a fight to first blood, but...
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Today's Topics:

>You can only play one of your commander decks for the rest of your days. Who do you play, and why is it your favorite?

>If the "banned as general" list came back, who would you throw in there?

And my personal plug question: what am I missing in this Sidisi deck?
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mimeoplasm-giggles/

Already adding in Genesis, just not in the list yet.

>>45070010
>You can only play one of your commander decks for the rest of your days. Who do you play, and why is it your favorite?
One commander or one deck? If commander, Cromat, since he's a solid creature and the deck could be anything. Currently I'm playing him as voltron.
If deck, Memnarch. Artifacts and theft are fun, what more can I say?

>If the "banned as general" list came back, who would you throw in there?
Derevi.

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Any really obvious thing I'm missing from my Duel Commander Ezuri list?

>inb4 Prime Time is banned

26
M
Hispanic
I view it as improv, and I like acting, theater, and literature.

>>45069759
23
Male
White

I always enjoyed sci-fi and fantasy when I was younger. I accidentally bought a Warcraft DnD supplement thinking it was a novel, and got introduced into the hobby through that. Some friends found the DnD starter kit I had in my closet a few years later and we all tried it out and had fun.

>>45069759
>>Age
21 human years
>>Gender
Dragon kin
>>Ethnicity
Frost dragon, (showing white human)
>>Why do you play RPGs?
I think they really help me get in touch with my inner side and explore the life I should be having.

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Aw shit Som.

THIS GOT REAL

>>45069680
AFTER HOW MANY YEARS

OH SHIT

You've been on this ship for as long as you remember.

You were born on it, and for months had only your father to keep you company. That's a small comfort you no longer enjoy. He was quite old when you were born, and passed away before long. Since then, you've been all alone.

Waking from another night of slumber, you sit up in your room, looking around and finding everything exactly how it's been for the past year.

You honestly aren't sure why you get out of bed these days. The daily routine never changes. You get up, you check...
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>>45068600
>muh second coming of Christ
Does he realises this is how you get an apocalypse?

>>45068600
Wouldn't that require finding the body?

>>45068619
Bring back Jesus as a zombie. Suddenly the dead all over the world start to rise and consume the flesh of the living.

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>>45067949
“Up there, on the left,” she tuts, her brow knotting into a look of annoyance you haven't seen often from here these past few days, in spite of her occasional bout of complaining.

You follow her nod to a craggy outcropping some distance away, spotting a hunched figure, its oily, mottled skin of grey and black well hidden in the shadows of the mountain. It's about the size of a man, and while it's hard to make out any finer details from that distance, the creature's bulbous, pitch-black...
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>>45067965
Links:
>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing
>Character Sheets: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1
>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu
>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu
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>>45067965
>Ask Snowfox more about what to expect from Slaagyr's camp (write-in questions)
>What else we should be warned about.

>>45066469
Challenge: Justify why there would be traitor legionaries in each of the loyalist legions.

>>45066475
Because most of loyalist legions have excellent relationship with Horus.

Other than that, they are soldiers.
Like in ancient Rome, legionaries trust their warmasters more than a distant icon that stay away from war.

>>45066475
Because the marines in 30k are far less indoctrinated than their 40k counterparts and have a much broader set of values. Not all of them value Imperium, Primarch, Legion, in that order. Some may value the lives of their squad mates or the marines under their command over any of that, some may feel their primarchs are taking their legion in the wrong direction. Then there are plenty of other values to consider. Are their relations with Mechanicum or rogue Trader forces that could sway them? Do they value their personal...
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