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The taste of bitter ash coats your tongue. All around you the fragile containment that keeps the howling void around you at bay cracks and fragments, chips of ethereal glass showering down on you. You rise to your feet. The bloodied remains of the Avatar of Hunger drip in fat globules from the end of your spear as you swing it to bear. The crimson trail it paints in the air drains of color before your eyes.
You don't have much time.
The Hall of Reflection is visible now. The shadowy parasite controlling your arm sinks its talons into the very air around you,...
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>>45111687
You plant a hand on the ground, feeling the decimated bone in your arm crack further under the strain. You other palm rises to match, levering you away from the relative stability of the floor.
Your armor and the smoking sheen within is melting off of you in thin rivers of quicksilver and black. It smokes away into a fine ash before it touches the ground, surrounding you in a nimbus of malevolent grays.
Your arm is agony incarnate stapled clumsily to your body. Still, you can move it. The ebon sinews...
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You are Osyki, journeyman Totemist and first line of defense for your village against the rabid Behemoths wandering the land. Your master, the previous Totemist, fell in a battle against a terrible Behemoth, leaving the duty of defending your settlement to you. After narrowly surviving a botched attempt to reinforce the Avatar of Hunger's power, you find yourself forced to grapple with an unknown and unwelcome ability within you.
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Plot...
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Get ready for the salt
Would you consider this an Evil act?
>>45100365
It's lawful whatever it is. I guess it could be pulled off by LG in a very specific circumstance but most likely LN or LE, maybe CE.
>>45100365
Depends on the intention and the statues in question.
If you're destroying evidences of the past in order to glorify your own cause and rewrite history in your favor, that's Evil.
>>45100365
Are they evil statues?
Post funny / silly / useless magic items.
GENIE'S LAMP
Contains a Genie who grants each PC one wish. The Genie has poor hearing.
BAG OF DROPPING
A fabric torus that gives off a misleading magical aura.
FLAMING SWORD OF FLAMEY FLAMES
The handle also ignites when activated.
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The Ninth Circle of Hell sounds like a lot of panting, and smells faintly doggy. Large cages span two walls of the room, equipped with beds, toys, water dishes and every other thing a little boat... dog... thing might possibly want.
Except for attention.
Before Sammy can launch into her troop inspection again, the bright brittle sound of broken metal clinking across the floor is heard, with several corgis hot behind it. Hate sighs and glares...
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>IB4 Navyfag
>>45117538
FIRST PAST THE BOAT
And just like that, it freezes. You blink, feeling a little dizzy, and the afterimages resolve themselves into an attentive circle of corgis, plopped down on their haunches, watching their lord and master with solemn and intense focus.
Hate sliiiides his stare onto you, pinning you in place as he beams the entirely of his miserable existence right into your eye-sockets with his expression alone.
Then he lets his suffering out into the atmosphere with a sigh that turns the very air itself to a leaden miasma that weighs heavy on your shoulders. Succumbing to fate,...
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You are Tsukuda Ryouta, a Shinigami of the 12th Division with the unique role of an investigator of abnormal occurrences.
Your investigation in the Human World's Berlin is approaching an end. Your mission is to find a human capable of using Kido, a person that you've learned has the name 'Shinji'. From what you understand, the list of suspects has been narrowed down to three people, all siblings from the same family, though none of them have that name. Perhaps they've changed it, though why they would do that, you do not know. You're still...
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>>45110045
You have the address of the sibling named Erwin, so you head there right away to investigate him as well. It's an apartment on the fifth floor. The curtains are closed, obstructing vision from the outside, but lights are on. You're pretty sure that someone is home.
"So, are we going in, Ryouta-kun? Do you want to try sneaking in, or should we just go in swords blazing?" Moeka asks, leaving the plan to you, her wide smile beaming in anticipation. "It'll be pretty embarrassing if...
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>>45110073
>"I'll go in first. If I identify Shinji, I'll use the Denreishinki to notify you. Then you can make a sneak attack while I distract him."
Even though this has been really rough I really hope you're not planning on scrapping the mystery investigating angle completely. Because Ryouta's personal issues? That's an even bigger mystery that we don't really have any clues on how to solve, and if we just focused on that things would get pretty rough.
>>45110073
>what are the capabilities of your shikai?
WE END TIMES NOW!
WE AGE OF SIGMAR!
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
Reminds me of the new aos khorne models
>>45109213
>WE AGE OF SIGMAR!
The fact that BL will busy with The Beast Rises for at least a year gives me hope we don't have to worry about Age of Emperor just yet.
Though whereas the Ultramarines and Grey Knights appeared to have leveled off, it seems the Space Woofs are just going to keep getting more speshul.
You are a Magical Girl, and you appear to be contemplating suicide.
Not any kind that you've tried before, obviously. Not that beautiful lie of passing peacefully and painlessly into the dark, dreamless ether with a belly full of painkillers and whiskey - a lie you had to find out the gut-wrenching, acid-retching, vomit-coated truth about, as your own magically-enhanced physiology somehow seemed to catch wind of your intentions and forced your stomach to pump itself out, all over your apartment floor. Those blessed, ignorant days when you were too drunk to remember...
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>>45108800
The First Officio. The most powerful group of Magical Girls in the world, where Warmasters plucked from their own Officios end up to undergo...further training. Training that apparently turned them from the stellar Magical Girls that they already are, being Warmasters and everything, and into something that could conceivably solo a Walpurgisnacht-level Witch on their own - that is, if they could be spared from their offworld assignment, where they fought Walpurgisnacht-level witches on a daily basis. Preventing...
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>>45108800
I fail to see what exactly is "noir" about this.
>>45108830
This is thread 301. I guess you're just jumping in for the first time.
You are Fabius Bile, former chief apothecary of the third legion, currently a sick fuck engaged in cloning primarchs, creating new chaos space marines and setting fashion trends among laboratory staff. Right now, you are on the bridge of your personal vessel, a corrupted strike cruiser which you have refurbished as a giant space travelling operating room.
What do you do?
(roll d100, highest will be chosen)
>>45108610
dice+1d100
Kill myself
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>45108610
Start working on a grox that is both a war animal and food source.
Breed them for durability and aggressiveness, use them as fodder in a fight and then throw them in the oven.
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>45108610
I change my name to Fabulous Bill.
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Android Eighteen floats around by the roof of the gravity chamber a moment, having just shrugged off the new technique you picked up from your mother, like it was nothing.
She's tough, tougher than you expected, and the backhanded slap she just threw across your cheek hurt like hell, nearly setting your eyes watering.
"Alright, Super Saiyan, let's see if you can show me the real extent of...
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>>45107342
>Lure her in, Exploding Afterimage, then blast her in the back
>>45107342
>>Lure her in, Exploding Afterimage, then blast her in the back
Either that or hit her really, really hard
You've got a plan alright. "Hey, Eighteen those jeans make you look like a middle aged soccer mom." You tell her.
Her eyes widen in a cold flash of anger, "The hell'd you say to me?" She hisses, curling her hand into a fist once more.
"Middle. Aged. Soccer. Mom." You repeat slowly, giving her a grin.
She roars, charging in, aiming a punch at your nose. At the last second, you Afterimage, moving behind her, your copy exploding as her fist connects, knocking the android back a step.
You take your chance when she...
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>For Anons
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Thanks to whoever is updating the mega
*sighs* Why...
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What is everyone's opinion of the Adventurers League?
>>45106377
Don't really know much about them. They're just Pathfinder Society but for 5e, right?
I'd like to go to a shop that was doing some Adventurer's League stuff for the night, but I've heard some horror stories that put me off of it a bit.
>>45106402
Examples?
PC in a game I'm running wants to carry a swordcane. Would that be dickish of me to make the weapon as shitty in the game as it is in real life? I mean, it's practically barely a weapon at all. It's a gimmick. It was a gimmick even back when swords were a thing. It's all but useless even for fencing, much less any serious combat. It's an 18th century gentleman's equivalent of the penis compensatory shotgun.
Should it use the rules for an improvised weapon? Give it a chance of breakage? Very low damage? Attack penalties?
What's your view?
I remember the time the DM let a player have a cane bazooka. The principle is the same pretty much.
>>45106309
As a dm, I always think like the following
It's a world where magic, orcs, trolls, ogres, dragons and such exist, so why the fuck not?
Don't punish the stupid, congratulate the smart
Depends on the setting and tone of the game.
How does melee combat work in a zero-gravity environment?
The swings are slow, but you're slow too, so you'll see it coming and be unable to dodge.
Floaty
>>45103619
>The swings are slow
Why?
>you will never be this good of a dm
I will never have long drawn out boring combats?
>>45103363
I don't expect to be, but I know I'm getting better with each session that I run, so I'm happy.
>>45103478
Most games do, and I think its worth it for the good plot and storytelling skills
>>45103363
He's extremely articulate and fast on his feet but he basically gold-plates mediocrity plot-wise in his games. Basically if he had a good idea man behind him he'd be 11/10 but as-is he's a 6.5 or so, since if you look past how charismatic and descriptive he is he's basically artfully embellishing the color grey.
Post stories about characters betraying their bros in shocking fashion
>>45100919
I really wouldn't use that gif as an example......
>>45100919
The party swordsman betrayed us for some dragon queen pussy.
Asshole.
>>45101055
Did she put out?
Chaos Dunk Edition.
xth for the inevitable phoenix rising that will be the unbanning of sword of the meek
>>45098533
What would even be left in the meta if this was unbanned? Tron and Eldrazi would very likely survive, as would infect and ad nasueam would just run lab man over the second lightning storm. This deck would destroy all aggro and tron and eldrazi would destroy all midrange and control.
