Grixis will be the next big thing.
Best get your Jace's and Snapcasters ready.
>>45066423
I'll rape grixis any day
I hope so. I switched to Scapeshift after Twin was banned and I have a bunch of Grixis cards to load off.
/tg/ what does modern need to make control viable?
can it be the next big thing in modern /tg/ ?
Depends on the other 2 artifacts, what they do when they go to the bin and board. and is it worth doing that? Its also a sorcery so thats going to be another thing. You really need a worthwhile effect.
>>45065381
you could start by cycling ichor wellsprings to find whatever else your deck will be doing
>>45065400
add thirst for knowledge with sundering titan, mindslaver, and treasure mage to tutor them up. wurmcoil is an obvious inclusion too
Why the FUCK do people get doodles on the cards they buy? do some mtg players actually enjoy throwing away all their money? I mean, I only waste my money because I want to play, but I always protect my investment.
The most expensive card I even had anything drawn on is a pack rat. I traded my pack rat to a guy at the show who is pretty cool and told him he HAD to sign it. I have done this with a zendikar forest, a boomarang, rugged highlands, and a ravens crime.
So I can understand having signatures or art on your cards, but not anything that is valuable, and if its art and not a signature it better be good and not something awful like that.
Maybe some people don't see MtG cards as an "investment".
>>45064964
Basically autism.
>party opens a chest
>finds this
What do?
>>45059607
Take out the tomatoes
>>45059607
Eat it.
Maybe take off the tomatoes first.
>>45059626
The Broodwich cannot be taken apart or disassembled!
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever stolen in-game, /tg/?
>>45057274
A lamp post. We knew it was being used as a dead drop so we waited for for the letter to be dropped off and then we winched it up and tore it out of the ground packed it into the trailer that the semi was hauling and then drove off.
>>45057274
My DM's heart.
>>45057274
OP's anal virginity
>Want to start a new D&D game
>Thinking about something like Ravenloft or Dark Sun
>Player creates Dragonborn Fighter
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
>>45056049
Why didn't you just tell him there were no Dragonborn in your campaign? Is it because you're a faggot?
How does this stop something like Ravenloft or Dark Sun?
Couldn't you tell him no?
Couldn't you help find his character a spot in the world?
>>45056078
It's the first time this guy is playing with me, i didn't want to look like an asshole.
Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ;
Well...
That thread speaks for itself.
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"actually, that was a little weird, how about you call me 'Honeynut'?"
"...okay...honeynut"
It's the end of the day anyway now, lights out, so you head back to your room and go to sleep after hiding your loot/contraband.
You wake up next morning and everyone's already out of the room and in the courtyard.
>What do?
>Find people to make plans with (who)
>library
>breakfast
>courtyard (and do what)
>find someone to talk to (who)
>write in
Inventory: a shiv, several packs of rations, harpy drugs and meds, a shock collar, 1 chocolate pudding, not sure there's much else.
>>45055936
>>Breakfast
I ain't spending 5 years in a sith prison. When we breaking out and going on all out on the run story?
>>45055936
Otherwise yeah Breakfast sounds good.
>Cutting patients open and letting them bleed out
>Applying leeches so they can suck out the poison
>Sterilizing wounds with vinegar and rosewater
>Rinsing your teeth with piss
>Literally drilling holes in someone's skull to let air pressure escape
Classical and medieval medical science was... primitive, but to what degree did it actually help? Did doctors at the time actually know what they were doing, were they just desperate people trying but failing to find a solution to the problems of the time or were they just hacks trying to earn a quick buck?You now imagine a PC saying "I'm down to my last hit point, better drink my own piss"
Anon, are you familiar with Dark Souls?
Do you know how Firekeepers can help you refill Estus Flask?
And what Estus looks like when you consume it?
Yeah, exactly.
>>45053553
It looks like fucking OJ, which is awesome because I love a fucking glass of OJ
>>45053486
Hey, that last one actually works. Crainiotomy is a perfectly viable means of dealing with epidural and subdural hematomas.
They've actually had a smart idea for once.
Basically they look like Airfix-style sets for GW models. Snap-fit, coloured plastic.
To be sold in toy and craft shops, not just the types that would sell GW anyway.
What are some games that let you play as the greys?
>>45052248
Have you heard the good news?
lmao
>>45052248
What am I looking at?
What decks are you building? What do you think the meta will look like now that Oath of the Gatewatch is in play? What's your favorite card out of the new set?
>>45051802
Okay so I got this idea for a deck based around Eldrazi Displacer and similar re-enter enablers.
The only other decks I've found with Displacer has been that stupid infinite combo so this is 100% homebrewed at the moment.
Could I get some comments/suggestions? Keep in mind this is a budget deck.
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/blinking-2/
>>45052524
You could probably do some interesting combat tricks with some of the ally cards. Blinking lantern scout can turn your dudes into lifelinkers, and that one kor can make your dudes first strikers
Im currently working on a eldrazi midrange deck, full playset of strangler, sifter, though-not, and reality smasher. Also lots of control options main decked and in the sideboard.
Cureently playtesting and making frequent changes, but pro players with similar lists seem to really enjoy bearer of silence. Im thinking about mainboarding 2, and maybe putting 1 or 2 more in the SB against oujitai or eldrazi ramp decks.
Which chapter has the best aesthetics, /tg/? Personally, I love the Dark Angels with their stylish cowls and robes.
>wearing robes in battlefield.
I don't care how superhuman you are. You are gonna trip.
>>45049749
The kroot of course.
>the use shoulder pads because fuck you i dont give a damn if they die
>their guns have fucking blades on them
>those beaks are so fucking badass
>that hairdo, man puts fucking Grimnar out of style
>them doggies are fucking badass looking
Best chapter ever
>>45049749
grey knights
>Below critical mass of players
>Girl ends up joining
>Suddenly self conscious of all the bad sex jokes
Guys,I need better sex jokes
Eh, just remember that sex can be funny but it's not inherently funny. If your punchline is just the act of sex itself then you should kill yourself like all the other cool kids
Give us some of your bad sex jokes.
I need examples.
>>45048008
Bad as in tasteless, or 'CARLOS' bad?
>>45048131
This.
Who are the evil mega-corporations in your cyberpunk game, /tg/?
Are they based on real corporations or completely imaginary ones?
I wrote 'who' and not 'what' because corporations are people, of course.
>>45047409
Comcast.
>>45047409
>nuclear puss
There is literally nothing wrong with the Citizens United decision.
>You are a random Guardsmen Trooper.
>Get interrupted from latrine duty by your Captain.
>Your squad laughs at you, thinking you are in trouble.
>Get taken to the Lord General who is argueing with some paperpusher adept.
>Turns out due to Divine Mandate (read clerical error) you have been granted a Warrant of Trade, been trusted with a Luna class Cruiser, and the Lord General and all the men under him have been tasked as your House's Men at Arms.
>Wat do?
>>45041805
Order sergeant Bob's immediate execution. Guy's a dick
>>45041805
We need to forge some alliances.
Where's the nearest Sororitas base?
>>45041826
Way to earn your men's loyalty...
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