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How do you make a character that can control space and time not be broken or have interesting limitations?
>>45000589
You make them arrogant and limit how much they can use them
>>45000589
make them blind.
Seriously.
Now their power is useless
>>45000589
>How do I make my mary sue special snowflake interesting
You don't because you can't. It's really that simple
What principles does your character live by?
>>45000544
Stay thy sword
Be slow to anger
Love thy neighbor
Count thy blessings
Refuse temptationGo forth, and multiply
>>45000544
It's never personal
Don't be a cock
Loser buys the first round
>>45000544
Kill
All
Dragons
>Zoo is better, they said.
>Stompy is for poor people, they said.
This is my turn 4. Had mana acceleration thanks to him using 3 Paths already. My board was empty heading into this turn. Things like this happen all the time. Win outta nowhere.
>>45000453
Electrolize would be really funny right there.
>>45000780
The opponent is clearly tapped out.
>>45000888
They also have no blue sources. It's purely wishful thinking.
Is there a system for playing Final Fantasy-inspired games?
>>44999828
There are three.
>>44999828
The FF8 slot for Ancient Civilization is wrong. The Centra left behind "shelters" that were used to make the Gardens.
>>44999865
And they're all shit.
When did adventurers stop being heroes and good guys and start becoming murderhobos and bandits.
Because from what I've been hearing recently, being an adventurer has become a bad thing.
>>44999753
Ever since The Hobbit.
>>44999753
>When did adventurers stop being heroes and good guys and start becoming murderhobos and bandits.
When people started thinking of the consequences beyond "Hey, the dragon's dead! Hooray!" Murderhobo became a descriptor for what adventurers already were - people calling them heroes were simply short-sighted.
>>44999753
People stopped wanting to be heroes, and started wanting to be rich and powerful even if it meant fucking over everyone else, because it's a game and there are no tangible consequences to being evil. Basically, neckbeards
Have you ever made decision at odds with your real life interests?
>Play a paladin
>In the quest of doing virtious things with my party the DM gives me a squire as I am high enough level
>DM Describes the squire as a young cute (Yes cute) boy that looks up to me
>As the quest continues the Squire starts becoming closer to my paladin
>DM Knows I am into shotacon and is baiting me.
>My...
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>DM knows I am into shotacon
>>44999395
Please never post again.
Called the FBI on your ass you pedo shit
>That guy who always wants to spare or capture the enemy instead of just murdering them on the spot
I cannot name a single time where taking an enemy alive didn't end up turning into a shitshow.
>not taking slaves to sell for a hefty sum of gold
Its like you don't even want to level up.
>>44999040
I only capture enemies when I'm either playing a bandit and ransoming/enslaving, or a cannibal and don't have any preservatives on me.
>>44999040
>That GM that always has you fight people of value and never lets you capture and ransom them for more gold than you'll get doing his dumb quest
Invent a new race right now. It doesn't matter what it is, so long as it's not in a standard D&D Player's Handbook.
You can make it as complicated or simple as you want, I just want to hear ideas.
Any setting is fine, obviously
Alternatively,
you could just watch an episode of Rick and Morty.
Sandmen
In a land where Ambitious Healers and Necromancers work side by side in order to find a true cure for Death, an entirely new form of Undeath is created that can only be raised by the ashes of a living person in order to help those who decided to Incinerate their bodies once they died. Sandmen are Sentient Ghosts, which are Uncommon in Mage Guilds, but these Ghosts are Blue, have a Cosmos/Space/Vortex kind of light emitting from them, and leave a trail of sand wherever they go. Luckily the sand quickly disappears once just a few seconds after the Sandmen stands or...
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>>44998926
Bagmen
Roughly person-shaped empty sacks of leather made from a patchwork of human skin. They create more bagmen by capturing people and collecting human bodies for their skin. They're semi-nomadic, typically congregating in roving bands that prey on travelers with predatory cunning, often luring them into ambushes and traps. They cooperate and set up primitive campsites, and no-one's sure why, since bagmen never speak. A bagman can repair itself with harvested skin and non-human cloth, but knows...
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Moccasin Durability Edition
Prior thread
>>44948463
Useful links now here: http://pastebin.com/JtFH682q
Link for the Trove: https://mega.co.nz/#F!3FcAQaTZ!BkCA0bzsQGmA2GNRUZlxzg
So, I could preview some stuff I'm working on currently for an expansion to Wolfpacks, if people are interested?
>chromatic dragonS
>platinum dragonS
What did he mean by this?
>>44998884
Hobbits more lawful than dwarfs? Lol wut?
>What Decks do you have completed?
>What Decks are a Work In Progress(WIP)?
>What Decks do you have completed?
Standard: None
Modern: Grixis Delver, Mono U Merfolk
Legacy: Dredge (Turbo Edition)
Vintage: Grixis Thieves
>What Decks are a Work In Progress(WIP)?
Kinda finished brewing for the next 6 months.
>>44997437
>What decks do you have completed?
Standard: That format is gay.
Modern: UG Eldrazi Tron w/ Newlamog
RG Bloodrush Anal Rodeo
Legacy: BG Walking Dead (Humans & Zombies)
Vintage: None
>What decks are a WIP?
Standard: That format is gay.
Modern: Gave infect a go. Didn't really work out so much.
Legacy: I was thinking about trying Miracles but no one I know plays Legacy.
Vintage: None (so far).
It ain't easy being wheezy
>>44997437
>What Decks are a Work In Progress(WIP)?
Grixis Eldrazi for Standard, though it's mostly a challenge of finding space and figuring the ratio between exilers and processors, as well as the right combinations of lands that can support the color setup while also introducing colorless for stuff like kozi and endbringer.
I also wanna build UR Goblins for Legacy but that shit's mad expensive
>>44997437
>What decks do you have completed?
Standard: I'm almost done with my Black/White Lifegain deck. It'll pretty much be minor tweaks from here on out.
Non-Standard Magic: Yeah, no.
>What decks are a WIP?
Standard: Thinking about doing a White/Red (possibly W/R/B) Ally deck and a Red/Green Landfall deck.
Non-Standard Magic: Not really planning on spending that much money, sorry.
Guy came in to the gas station today with a 200+ pound wild hog strapped to the bed of this truck, thing looked like a pin cushion it had so many arrows in it, anyway guy just came in bought a pack of newports and a road map and walked out. I have never felt more like an npc in my life.
>>44997330
Did he try to sell you a broken and rotten door he found in some dungeon right before getting drunk and decimating/burning the store?
>mfw can't have gas station, gunstore, and pharmacy all in one
Too convoluted nowadays to meet standards for all three.
>tfw when I literally stand around having the same conversations with friends in order to look human
Your adventuring party is out traveling during a heavy winter storm when they suddenly encounter a cat out in the middle of nowhere.
What do you do?
"Well that's food for one of us."
>>44997110
The two times this has happend to my party, the first one was an Even Cat who was a huge prick, and the other it was a polymorphed Copper Dragon who was a huge prick to our cleric and liked the rest of us except the rogue, who he ignored for some reason. Like, "you don't even exist" ignored.
We take the cat with us.
>>44997127
The Druid screeches at the top of her lungs
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It is the Year of Our Lord, 1135.
You are Wilhelm, Lord of Ramla.
And as ever you found yourself bordering on a crisis. Your brother Hugo has done the unthinkable, abducted a princess, child-ruler of Antioch no less, and found shelter behind the walls of Saracen Damascus. Diplomats in service...
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Supplies would need to be reallocated. You had food stuffs and supplies coming from the north in slow moving caravans. Your own crops have been harvested, animals slaughtered and salted, water gathered and barreled (for the land was a thirsty country, and water the most necessary of supplies). You may need to make a contract with some other grain port lest your army eat itself into starvation in the opening days of your campaign.
Wagons were being commandeered. Not just for food but for the parts of war machines and towers that would be assembled before the gates of Ascalon....
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>>44996738
Shouldn't this kind of drek belong on >>>/pol/ ?
"Ho, Wil!" you looked up to see three young men approach down the corridor. Old friends had come calling as well, young knights of the Rhine like yourself, whom last you'd seen as squires. Gerhard, Ludegast and Karl. The four of you had been known as the 'Squire Hellions of Trier' and had commandeered many a street for horse racing or plagued the village girls at fair time. Your blood quickened at the sight of the grinning boys, who had called on you just yesterday. Gerhard's eye followed a passing serving girl before his attention was back on you.
"Brothers,"...
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Favourite space marine colour schemes?
>>44996632
Get out of the way, First Legion coming through.
>>44996632
You’re a cell and you're pretty great if you do say so yourself. In fact you'd bet you’re the cellist cell to cell not that you have much competition, at least not that you know? As you push your way forward you realize that you’re a lot more complex than you thought! First off you have a strange whip like structure at the back that lets you move you call it a flagella, next is a kind of hatch on the front of you that opens into a cavity you don’t know why but you feel like you should put stuff in there you call this a mouth, and last and most interesting of...
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>>44996279
>2. Calcium shell- for maximum turtle power
Though could we do a silica shell instead? Much better for salt water environments.
>>44996279
>4. Cilia - improves range of motion
>>44996279
Knowing what I do about Spore... Jaws.
Jaws all the way.
