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Was this guy realy on 4chan? or is this a scooby like meme comrades?
>>37116754
he ACTUALLY posted on 4chan
Nobody here knows as they were underage in pre 2011
>>37116754
Zyzz and Scooby posted on here.
>gf leaves me about 9 months ago
>oneitis.jpg
>always text me cute little shit
>always tell her to fuck off
>last night asked me to hang out
>say fuck it and hang out with her
>"anon your huge"
>"you have bigger boobs than me now anon"
>make her cum 4 times
>thank you based
Keep lifting.
You'll make it.
>>37111290
hahah
>>37111290
Great story OP, she'll wanna keep you around now... Keep her as a plate.
>>37111290
I'm fucking my ex again as well anon. I was reasonably /fit/ when we dated 6 months back but I've put on more size since we split. She's mirin' and always begging me to come over and fuck. We always fucked hard and knew what each other liked. I have a sneaking suspicion she intends to get back together with me but I'm not going to.
She's just sex to me now and I'm free to fuck other girls as well.
Post people who fell for the SS meme
>>37107982
They all look fine. Not everybody wants to be 10%bf. They're all quite muscular including their upper bodies.
Can't wait to quit bodybuilding.
Cancelled my gym membership, sold my home gym, and threw away all of my supplements.
Such a waste of time. And for what? It's completely unnecessary and serves no purpose.
Muscles are not needed, especially in today's society where the intellect, personality, and face reigns supreme.
To be honest, the "bodybuilding lifestyle" seems almost like a childish endeavour at this point, and I don't mean any disrespect, but it seems like the most serious lifters (asides from guys who are legit bodybuilders/fitness models/elite athletes but they represent a very low % of dedicated lifters) are also the people with nothing else going on in their lives.
I know this was true with me, I was biggest and most serious about lifting when I was still in uni, working only 15 hours a week, and pretty much just plucking around all the time, going out, with no real responsibilities.
The most jacked guys I see are baby faced roiders trying to pick up ugly girls in the clubs, and frat boys who have no job and don't give 2 fucs about school so they spend all their time in the gym.
I'll GLADLY go back to being a 200lb 6'3 weakling or a "non-lifter" or whatever derogatory term you guys want to throw at me, but I don't care. I'll be proud. I can eat whatever I want and finally free up my mind to do what's important in life.
To all you kids out there who are getting sucked into the bodybuilding and fitness illusion, try to stop yourself.
So long as you have and maintain decent facial aesthetics, you'll be fine.
Bodybuilding's just not worth it.
Cheers.
Jesus Christ man, this is just a hobby of mine lmao.
But I do agree with you that a lot of people let this consume them. Just lift and eat healthy and stay lean. I'm 5'11" 155lbs and 8% bodyfat and look great and normies always call me shredded and in steroids, when I just lift 3 times a week and never over eat
If you have to quit cold turkey like that I don't think you'll make it bro.
If you really have more interesting things going on in your life you'll simply stop having the time to go or you'll get bored and slowly stop going, not rage quit suddenly like you're doing.
Good luck though.
this has been posted in the exact same text at least once before - stay vigilant.
>b-b-but muh 3 pl8 squat
This professional martial artist would destroy you.
Functional strength training tips and techniques thread.
lol wtf am i looking at
one mediocre punch to her face would make her run off crying
>>37113458
>>37113473
where do you guys get this shit?
Did your political views change after you started lifting?
The more I lift, the further right-wing I am.
The more I lift the less I care about what's going on around me and more about the goal I'm currently working toward.
I just don't care anymore
>>37112440
The supposed link is that by lifting and seeing results, especially if you come from being a skelly or fatty, you see the power hard work has to change your life. It makes you feel like the same power exists when it comes to changing your socioeconomic status, which it does, to a degree, though there are more variables at play there and many which you understand less than you understand the mostly closed system of your body.
>his gf isn't as wide as a doorway
Low test cuck.
>>37112252
I'd still face-fuck the shit out of her.
>first girl interested in me for years
>she's fat as fuck
>not just a bit chubby, legitimately fat as fuck
Goddammit why is life so cruel.
Is chocolate ok to eat while cutting?
Only Swiss chocolate, so we're sure we aren't talking about chimpanzees
>>37111274
her name?
London
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How does this picture make you feel, /fit/?
>>37110658
sorry for her
Lmao chicken legs!
>>37110658
Strong.
>see skelly checking out his noob gains in the mirror
>he keeps posing and showing off
>decide to take off my hoodie and countine my training in a stringer
>notice the skelly getting red and stop posing
>tfw gym bully
>pic related
![7fd4b4f44bc092277e15a5550d92b8647ff007a95d4fdc4182540d09234e826c_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WjLLinO.jpg "7fd4b4f44bc092277e15a5550d92b8647ff007a95d4fdc4182540d09234e826c 1[1]")
>>37109822
>there is that skelly asian dyel kid at my gym
>i checked out the code from his locker
>everytime he hits the shower i take out all his clothes and put them in the trunk of my car
>my trunk is full of dyel asian clothes i could actually open a 2nd hand store
>return to the gym lobby and seit down on the couch, waiting for the dyel asian to run out only with a towel to his car, ashamed
>bonuspoints if hes late for work
>he probably knows its me because i allways sit there and laugh my ass off
>mfw
>>37109822
McFit Opfer
>>37109851
i know this is probably bullshit but i still laughed
>*cilck*
>*click*
>*ding*
A robber is now if your house. All your training has lead to this. How do you use your gains to survive?
Barter using my rare pepes
bjj that motherfucker
I have a german shepard
Let's see em
>>37106071
I do want to have bigger delts, but the rest seems pretty ideal to me. The hormonal treatment is going well, the grizzlosterone took a while to kick in but now i can easily outrun a scooter when on all fours.
It does give me strange urges to steal picnic baskets, even though I know mayo sanduiches aren't nearly as good as salmon... all that sweet omega 3. I don't mind it tho, girls be mirin all over me and calling their friends to tell them about it. Met this cool park ranger last week, she seemed a bit into kink with tranquilizer guns and everything, but proved to be all talk and no action when we started with erotic asphyxia. Litteryaly, no action. She's just lying there. She's been like that for a few hours now. Should I call for help or just feed her some salmon?
Might seem like a faggy pick, but it is what it is. As someone with his height and frame, I can't help but wish to atain this
http://youtu.be/wmFmESt-j40
Good taste in music editon
In for through street
>>37114948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SV4vCQGJko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bUle4zMYqE
best of the 21st century desu
off to lift senpai
don't know what i'm going to do since i squatted and benched both yesterday and i'm way too tight to even try weightlifting rn
>>37114958
I've done sumo in the past.
I actually got it figured out pretty well, but It was never comfy and even after a month of training it i couldn't get much past 600 lbs / 85%
>>37114948
>good taste in music
don't mind if i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2_FapWHkNI
ok. tell me truth of what to work on? what's good/bad?
>>37113268
Damn girl, you look like my ex
Fuck you for giving me the feels and i also applaud your really nice hair
>>37113268
L O N D O N
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GOOD: you're an authentic GRILL
BAD: you're not in LONDON
Ok /fit/ let's have a serious talk.
Who here allegedly indulges in cannibis? We all know its not the narcotic we once thought it was and is possibly the least harmless vice. How does of affect your gains? What possible side effects to fitness can it have other than being lazy?
lung cancer
kills my cut because cookies
It makes everything taste more amazing.
