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What did he mean by this?
Sounds like he's a gains goblin
>>36410371
that he's a feeder
Black people used to have this belief that if you have sex with a woman frequently from the back it would make her ass bigger.
How tight are these tapered sweats suppose to fit?
I have some large legs + bubble glute.
When I wear them, my butt sticks out like i'm J-Lo.
But overall, the quad area is pretty fit, but my problem is my butt is too damn noticeable...
I want to wear them to school but I fee llike I'm just going to get eyefucked to death by gays/girls.
>>36410306
This is all the more reason to wear them, girls love guys with nice asses
>>36410321
so it's not phaggy for these pants to fit like this?
I'm probably thinking like this b/c the majority of dudes that wear them are 110lbs soaking wet.
At the gym, guys wear them skin tight so I guess it makes sense.
>Not enjoying everyone mirin'
You're in the wrong place
How do I man the fuck up and commit to leg day?
Realise that legday are the best and most fun day(s) of the week. I used to hate it when i was weak. But watching everyone in awe when i do 405lbs squats for reps is the best feeling ever, ego boost x100
>>36410046
Uh yeah how the fuck do I do it BEFORE that shit happens?
man the fuck up and commit to leg day
I'm pretty much know as the biggest/strongest guy at my gym.
so today was my back day and I was going heavy on lat pulldowns. I'm using about half the stack just going beastmode and the entire gym is just standing and staring at me. some people are kind of circled around me cheering me on etc....
I get done with my set and drink some of my bcaa's and obviously all the guys are asking me for lifting advice and what my diet is etc...
then this big gorilla looking dude comes over (you could tell he was on steroids b/c his muscles looked unnatural)...
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>>36409914
I Wish I could have been there to cheer you on! Sounds like an amazing story !!
>>36409914
> a day in the life of jeff
>>36409941
THANK YOU SKELETON
I don't know what to do anymore brehs. the wife is getting pretty angry cause I can't keep a solid erection for the love of gains. it has been rough for about a few months now, and lifting has only made it worse. we tried different things but to no avail. it gets especially bad when we try to have sex with a condom. I can get boners, they just don't last very long. I'm don't masturbate on a regular basis and am not watching excessive amounts of porn. please help me, I want to satisfy my woman.
tell me what to do, tell me what to eat. tell me what...
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>>36409722
become vegan, it improves blood flow to your dick as compared to meat eaters.
maybe you might be gay
Start TRT/steroids or end up being cucked by someone on them.
>>36409722
Had the same problem when I was younger.
The answer is Kegals. srs.
Add in some cardio too for better blood flow.
Bit of a /fit/ related question here chaps.
We know when it comes to lifting for girls, there's the old argument that it's pointless. There are more important things than a good physique.
The fact is, it's more than that, it's a combination of various things. You're ticking as many boxes as you can. Physique, height, face, wealth/success, and the most important, personality and confidence.
Thanks to hard work and a little supplemental help, I'm now doing well physique-wise.
I've also got the height (the one thing...
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>>36409718
>roiding
>surgery
Total fraud mode activated
what do you want done op? I suggest chin implants and cheek fat removal for men. Or cosmetic dentistry. Most other procedures are especially noticeable on a man because they feminize the face. Once you look "done" there's no going back.
>>36409718
No brainwashed Americans are allowed in this thread.
And yes, Captain Autism, call it "fraud" in your deluded mind if you want. But plenty of people do it.
Anyone training to be a vigilante here?
I remember the "Menacing Knight" from a couple of years ago, who supposedly spent all his time lifting and training so that he could fight criminals. He had an impressive physique, not natty, but there's no reason to be if you're going to devote your life to beating up thugs. As far as I know, he hasn't posted here recently so he might have gotten himself killed by a drug dealer or something. With all the capeshit movies and videogames and comics our generation has been brought up with, there must be some...
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>>36409708
>thumbnail
>>36409708
This is some advanced autism
>>36409723
Hello everyone.
So, I’m looking for ideas for exercises (or even routines) that I can do in my dorm room. I have access to a single dumbbell and a lot of body weight, haha. I know I can’t do anything substantial with this, but money is an issue and I gotta start somewhere. I’m looking to do as close to full body as I can.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
You can do curls. Lots of curls
>>36409673
bash yourself in the head until you die you useless fuck
>>36410084
The dumbbell is kinda heavy. Dunno if I'm strong enough (yet) to do this
Will gaining overall mass help? or should i lose a little bit of fat and try and hope they will to go? I am 6'1 and roughly 173lbs Only been lifting for 18 months. Thanks
You look fine OP. Don't fall for the wide hips meme
>>36409452
10/10 would tickle that waist
You shall bear strong children
This really achievable? Ive been lifting seriously for two years now and I look fit only in a shirt. In 2 years of training I've never missed a day(3x a week). But I have to admit I had some craving issues thats why I got nowhere. I am builtfat atm, about 20% bf, how long till lean? Doing IF(cuz college and no time for breakfat anyway). Doing something similar to pic related, just more progression on strength
>>36409407
Yes but not with 3 days of training a week
>>36409605
Pic related is 3x a week,
Im doing bench and squats twice a week with isolations and OHP And diddly lifts once a week with rows and isolations
If you've been doing the same shit for 2 years then that's the reason why you've made no progress. It's suggested to change workouts every 6 months as well as adding volume as your strength increases.
Why are my pecs almost breasts yet my bench so weak /fit/? Is it genetics?
5'8" 159lbs
>>36409396
chest implants? post normal front pic
>>36409396
Nice rack,Can you give me a tit wank???
>>36409396
So what are you depending on most when carrying someone like this? Back and biceps?
I use my penis. It's her job to hold on with her thighs.
>>36409299
This thread is the definition of autism.
>>36409299
Do your squatz and eat your oatz. Rippetoe is training young men specifically to do this.
>tfw so fucking depressed
>have been lifting on and off for 2 years because of the depression
>pretty buff but not lean
>just stopped mid workout and almost cried on the way home for no reason
One of these I'm going to kill myself /fit/
>Have friends and everyone thinks I'm a happy cunt
Are there any supps that can help me? Should I start taking test?
I also have 4 blotters LSD here
Also relevant comic
ONE OF THESE WHAT?
>>36409270
ZMA m8
![3696450_550x550_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Br7foNn.jpg "3696450_550x550_0[1].jpg")
How early will you introduce your son to lifting /fit/?
I'm going to have a daughter.
>>36409195
I will introduce him to swimming then maybe lifting.
>getting laid
>ever
I'm going to have a vasectomy.
Just ate my 500 kcal surplus for the day marking the first day of my bulk, right after ending my 8 month long cut that introduced me to fitness and lost me 50 pounds.
I'm going to lift on a surplus for the first time.
>mfw feelings of euphoria due to literally feeling energy of good gains and many PRs flowing through me
>>36409093
>BIogging
Who cares?
>>36409093
>Permabulking on a ~300 calorie surplus until 200lbs
>Never being hungry
>Always have energy
>Still have decent abdominals
Why do anything else?
anyone tried sipping milk for bulking?
+regular meals of course
