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Title says it all, and what can I do about it?
>Want to stay natty because risk vs rewards and ROI
>Body dont realize that "No, we are not in a famine you dumb fuck! So go metabolize that fat! We have grocery stores and GNC and shit bro!"
>My body adapts to the workout so well that even my spotter asked how I can be so strong but not as big as he is and still able to run really fast
>"No, we are not chasing prey. Fuck you, go an build muscle"
>With my genetics I would've been a great Caveman... unfortunately I have a desk job.
My body dont even understand that I wont make the cut for procreating if it does not snap out of survivor mode.
FUCK YOU HUMAN BODY!
What do?
Read the sticky x f
>>36492606
>not using this for maximal competitiveness in strength sports
you some sort of a fag OP?
>>36492606
More;
>Human body, you gotta stop with this beard shit. Seriously, our boss says we should shave to look professional. Pls stop growing that shit on your face, we are not deflecting blows to our faces anymore. Maybe our paycheck if you dont act right.
>There is no drought so let go of the water.
>No, you are not hungry
Which sport will make me the most /fit/?
Rugby, it's higher intensity and goes non stop. I love football and it's a great sport but IMO rugby is better.
Rugby. Football itself won't make you fit so much as training for it, even then it's mostly just about being naturally fast and strong and then honing those abilities. Actually playing rugby will improve your cardio immensely and if you lift you'll be able to make use of your strength too.
powerlifting
How's she doing? I think she's nearing Greek Statue tier
Post your gf's and their gains
>>36492526
mama bear lower body
seriously wtf her ass is massive
>>36492526
'mirin qtgf
>>36492526
>post your gf
Is almost like you don't want replys
How fit do you gotta be to work as a doorman in a strip club?
at least this fit
>>36492447
Not at all. My buddy doesn't lift and hes kinda chubby. But they hired him because of previous security guard jobs.
Tall and somewhat wide (fat or muscle)
Manlets BTFO
Is pic related a good routine or just a meme?
>>36492399
Well, 3x8 on the main lifts doesn't sound so good, but the rest is just a normal 3 day split, in the long run consistency and progressive overload is better than what kind of split you are doing.
>>36492412
What if i do like 3x5 or 5x5 on main lifts and keep others on 3x8?
>>36492399
This is a damn good workout routine, except for those main lifts, I would make the adjustment of 5x3 or 3x5 for those main lifts and roll with that though.
Tell me about Scooby. Why does he wear the hat?
>bald
>autistic
The reason constantly bounces around between those two reasons
>>36492211
Fuck you, no one cared who he was before he put on the hat.
R these bad?
Need nuts apparently, fit seems to only recommend natural nuts from questionably gay sources
48.9g fat per 100g
2500kj per 100g
I just have a bunch of these
>salted
unless u want to do the most dirty bulk you really shouldn't eat these.
>>36492145
The only salted nuts you should get are your dads.
Why are downies so fucking strong? Was at the gym today and I met this guy... with some obvious mental issues and skinny like a twig (he had 8' arms at best).
He then proceeded to sit on the lat pull machines and put the pin to 200 (again, this guy was about 5'9 and weighed 110 at best). I thought he was new to the gym, yknow, testing the waters and all that until he started cranking reps out effortlessly. Wtf /fit/?
>>36492033
Retard strength
>>36492033
im just repeating what some other anon said before
apparently, normal humans have this sorta mechanism implanted into their brains which restricts muscular performance from their full potential which comes into effect when adrenaline kicks in, I believe
probably for energy conservation purposes
retards didnt develop that mechanism
this could probably be it but i'm not so sure tho
>>36492033
Alright, Uni fag here who has actually done research on Downs, if it was a Downie that you were on about.
Downs syndrome people actually have less developed muscles from birth, and less control. The reasons they seem stronger was mentioned by >>36492221
anon.
Basically, they can become strong same as anybody, but lack the inhibition telling them to not destroy themselves over doing it.
>tfw finally making it
Thanks, bros.
Anyone with enough computer knowledge to browse to and post on /fit/ has enough computer knowledge to never need the fucking facebook 'download' button.
>>36492018
http://webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/20198/facebook-notification-xyz-downloaded-a-photo-of-you
>>36492018
if you're gonna do this meme
dont have a 4chan filename you idiot
Why aren't you vegan /fit/? Why do you want be be a fucking sociopathic fucking carnist murderer, when you could look fucking shredded like this guy?
>>36491925
Richard plus go...
>>36491925
Why is he so green
Gives vegans a bad name.
Jon Venus is shredded and chill, why Richard so angry all the time.
>you're all natty? is that like the paleo diet?
>>36491847
Here's some natty bitch on that 30 banananass a day super carb diet. Shit is so dope.
>>36491847
>You guzzle HOW much cum in a day?
>>36493503
lol. this one actually hits quite close to home. i can no longer have a wank without feeling the need to lap up all my cum like a good slut.
>yeah, I used to be able to bench about 250 or 300 before my injury
>>36491742
that feel when you wanted to go heavy, fucked your shoulder and now feel it erry time after some OHP or heavy benching.
I wish I had not fallen to the go heavy or go home meme.
> heavy weights
> injury free
pick ONE
>Back in my prime I was quite the lifter, Anon.
>>36491776
Your form was just shit.
ITT: Who has /fit/test prime-minister/president etc
Mine looks like he's into model car collecting
>liking cars
I never understood this
>>36491472
There's not much to like when you are a neet and don't have one
>>36491462
Norway's Prime Minister.
I am ashamed.
What fucking pisses you off?
These dumb nasty looking hippy motherfuckers that hoola-hoop really get on my nerves. Imagine how vile these creatures get when they go to their hippy compounds and don't shower for weeks, doing multiple drugs, living in their own filth. Fucking disgusting
Trash
>>36491212
I either see it on Facebook or hear it in real life. When people talk about having dreams about something they just saw and think they're some mad fucking prophet. They are completely oblivious to the fact that déjà vu is a thing, and it's basically your brain collapsing on itself and then recognising an occurrence as a memory, and you automatically associate this as you having a dream about said occurrence because it hasn't happened to you in real life. Even after this is explained to normies, they still maintain that they are some fucking clairvoyant and they can predict the future. Really grinds my gears
Bro helped me out with my shitty deadlifts
been a week of simply saying "hello"
does this mean I am forced to say hello for the rest of my membership.. or come off as a asshole if I don't.
Whats the next move, and no homo.
Would be cool to hang out.. dont want it to be weird.
It's already weird that you need to make a post for it. Poor bastard helps you out & now has your loser stink on him.
>>36491085
Trying to avoid that..
Just dont think that chatting at the gym is wise.. I know I will end up talking too damn much.. and we both came there to workout.. not socialize.
so wtf do I do.. put on headphones and ignore?
>>36491072
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
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