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>want to cook at home
>family decides to be a bunch of babies and always insists on getting pizza or fried chicken
>they wonder why they're fat and I'm not
Fuck, I can't wait to get the hell out of this house. Anybody else have problems/have had problems with your family and cooking?
Make them a homemade pizza. They'll be grateful if you put a little effort into it.
>>7206958
I tried making Margerita Pizza yesterday, and they said "we wanted pizza, not a salad".
Nobody but me ate it.
>>7206958
I would like it better if you hadn't taken five shits on it before you stuck it in the oven.
I just ate a spoonful of peanut butter from a jar whose Best By date was July 25, 2015
am i going to die
>>7206863
yup
>>7206863
Yes, probably in the next 40-60 years.
Probably not but your peanut butter's full potential has been squandered. Try to learn from this experience.
What is the most hipster, meme, buzzfeed-induced meal /ck/ can come up with? Bonus points if you actually make a recipe.
I'll start:
>tacos al pastor
>Nutella infused sriracha green Chile sauce
>free-trade holistic shaman blessed onion
>kale-derived lettuce mixed with farm-fresh spinach picked from a plant on...
>the Korean food truck shelf
>takes rare pepes as form of currency
The sushi cook-along from last month was clearly the furthest anyone here has gone.
It was a shame the thread got taken over by nothing but a flood of /b/ reaction images.
A medium rare steak would probably rustle a few jimmies.
All New (tm) Chipotle bacon sriracha kimchi burrito
Chicken, rice and beans is the GOAT meal. Debate me.
A torchon of foie gras with a little good salt, good bread, and a fruit compote or two is the GOAT meal.
>don't need to debate op because i can afford to eat more than just poor people food for every meal
>>7206759
Needs a green vegetable for variety, flavor, and nutrition. Swap out the baked beans for green beans, peas, collard greens, spinach or broccoli.
>>7206776
Fuck you. Swap them for black beans.
>lock in flavor
>non-stick
Fuck off.
>I'm just washing my food down with a little water!
who /mac n cheese/ here?
From scratch, sure.
Cheddar
Butter
More cheddar
Heat till thick and gooey
Even the instant kind is better than microwave. Refrigerated ones aren't too bad though.
Mac and Cheese are literally the most boring meal in existence.
>hurr you jus don no how to make it
>huuurrr have you ever tried kraft dinner its the best you can get in american stores
>blublublu its NOT JUST FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>general hurring and durring
would you eat it, /ck/
Do your parents have a restaurant they always go to? My mom doesn't, but every time the Steelers play my dad goes to Buffalo Wild Wings and gets the chipotle dry rub wings, it's like fucking clockwork. I'm surprised he's not tired of it yet.
>>7206375
Cool story bro.
My favorite part was the chipotle dry rub twist at the end.
8.5/10, would read again
I used a secret ingredient.
>>7206292
The essence of pure flavor?
You didn't even remember to greentext this time, shitposter.
Fuck off.
>>7206292
Who is this? Her facial expression is profoundly ugly
I just feel like they're so overrated. It doesn't help that my roommate cooks them all the time/asks me to cook them. So fucking boring.
I like burgers, They satisfy my lust for meat while still allowing me to not get shit everywhere or eat while working. I like to put a shitload of spinach on them too, so it's the nutritional value of a normal meal.
There's a burger thread, a roommate complaint thread, multiple picky eater threads, and an overrated food thread.
Why did you feel the need to start this thread, OP?
>>7206262
fish stew
Would you /HitThisDip/ CK?
> Dip ingredients:
Cream cheese.
Sour cream.
Taco Seasoning.
Lettuce.
Green onion.
Red and yellow peppers.
Shredded mozarella and cheddar cheese.
If you use any other dip recipe, kill yaself.
>>7206260
>/hitthisdip/
Please, Jamal.
>>7206260
No, that sounds disgusting and probably tastes like shit. Looks like Jack's aunt myrna party salad abomination.
>>7206260
I do that with ground beef add tomatoes
![04327_groundbeef08152012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GaTzOmA.jpg "04327_groundbeef08152012[1].jpg")
I have some ground beef I'd like to get rid of. Any ideas for some tasty recipes?
Cottage Pie
>>7206238
Hamburg sandwiches.
>>7206244
Winrar. Dubs confirm cottage pie is best use of ground beef.
Or make yourself some meatball subs.
Going to make a whole roast chicken for the first time ever. Any tips? What kind of seasonings do you use etc
Probe thermometer.
Shove some Onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves, butter, thyme, parsley and half a lemon in that bitch.
>>7206225
Follow this recipe, it's the best roast chicken I've ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wk2cYarjOI
Is there a cheese you can't stand, /ck/? Ricotta is trash. That gritty texture is just awful, not to mention it's bland.
American cheese doesn't count, we already know most people hate it here.
>>7206092
>American cheese doesn't count, we already know most people hate it here.
it not as good as most cheese, but it doesn't taste bad
Who spends time thinking about things that they don't like?
>>7206092
>ricotta
>gritty
i have never even heard of this happening before
The hell is this?
>>7205935
Looks like wraps where the tortillas are made with spinach.
FYI I'm talking about the clear mush, not the chicken wraps.
>>7205939
Try taking a less shitty photo. Looks like condensation from here.
