What do you think of the only good thing to ever come out of South Africa?
The guy who did the film where aliens were an unsubtle metaphor for niggers is pretty cool.
The part where white ''''people'''' got what they deserved was alright with me.
well... what did i expect?
I dreamt of paper thin slices of prosciutto and thought i could do it with a shitty christmas sale slicer.
got this thing for $50. first of all, it's made of plastic and sucks. Second, the blade is undulated (wavy) instead of flat.
i tried to slice some prosciutto and it just shredded it up.
how much does a decent slicer that can actually slice prosciutto cost? And please don't meme me with your Berkel prosciutto slicer, that thing is like 2-3 grand.
Anyone have a meat slicer at home?
>>7216414
I got one for Christmas that came out of the finger hut catalog. Used it two times maybe, sits on top of my fridge and collects dust
>>7216414
if you want a meat slicer that lasers through meats and cheeses like the ones at the deli, you're going to need a commercial model, because no one bother to make a decent residential model because not enough weirdos buy them for home use
600 dollars minimum for a good one (new). fortunately at the rate you'll use it, it'll last your whole life and probably your kids too
>>7216491
I am a weirdo, huh. I am dreaming ahead though - one day I will have my own curing room, where i will make all kinds of salumi and age my own ham and then i will slice them proper.
But for the moment I'm just gonna get my ass kicked by my girlfriend for WTF DO YOU NEED A FOOD SLICER YOU IDIOT?!
I just bought some prosciutto... and actually told the deli guy to NOT slice it.
> Eh, Tony! This guy says he wants a "block" of prociutto... do we do that?
I got interrogated on why exactly i would want to do such weird thing and I had to admit it.
Anyway to make cottage cheese slightly enjoyable without adding calories?
Tomatoes and ground black pepper. If you think they have too many calories, you're a faggot.
Add shredded Gruyere & Herbes de Provence with sliced carrots
>>7216384
>4% milkfat
>large curd
This is superior to Nutella in every single way.
No contest.
Ok... Not that hard but sure
>>7216084
>...
F...a...g...g...o...t
>>7216102
... U mad?
How often do you eat out?
Whenever your mum rings
>>7215825
About 3-4 times a week. Just ate out the other day. Pic related
>>7215828
/thread
Post your signature dishes /ck/
One of mine is a dungeness crab cake with bacon, poached egg and prawn reduction.
>>7215468
Your signature dish is Jesus?
>>7215480
Nice. I just made eggs Benedict a few days ago
>be 10 am in my lawn with dad, washing the dog and cars
>guy passes by with over 10 bags of aged italian provolone cheese in his hands, good stuff
>dad spots and tells me he must be some crackhead or robber
>"Hey, how much you want for those cheese?"
>"$30 a piece
>"I give you $200 for the all those bags"
>"Nah, I'm good"
>5 hours later
>go to the bakery store on the block to get some bread
>5 police cars
>the guy is in the back of one
Shoulda accepted the $200
>>7215326
are you saying you should have bought the stolen cheese?
>>7215350
He's saying that the robber should have accepted OP's offer.
>>7215350
Sure. It was stolen from the cow in the first place.
ITT: We name our top 5 favorite foods and then try and guess each others personality.
I'll start.
1) Emerald City Salad (kale, chard, bell peppers, wild rice, onions, fennel)
2) Nigiri
3) Pesto penne
4) Pineapple shrimp fried rice
5) Eggs Benedict
>>7210861
You love pokkemon and Japanese animay.
>>7210874
pokemon yes, anime not so much. Only ever got into Naruto when I was in 8th grade for maybe a month.
1.grilled cod
2.chick peas
3.spinach
4.broccoli rabe
5.onions
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
Mc gangbang
Only one that fills me up
>>7210279
Mcmemememe
What are you cooking and/or drinking tonight?
Ossobuco reporting in.
>>7217887
Veal is nice and brown. Nothing better than the marrow of dainty orphan baby cows
Just dropped some shortribs @70C. Some caviar...I dunno...rice? Figure out later. Pics coming later..back to bed now.
>>7217887
pizza and whiskey
Hambone soup /ck/
>>7212122
Whomever shall remove OP's knife from the cutting board will be named king of /ck/
To me it seems silly to cook a nice meal to just sit in front of the tv or computer and eat. How many of you enjoy your meal at a table instead?
If I'm alone, I usually eat breakfast and lunch standing at my kitchen counter. Since my cooking only really gets impressive when cooking for guests, I can stand to eat my regular dinners in front of the computer
I eat at the table or on the floor.
Well, that was always the rule in my house growing up. No eating anywhere but the breakfast table, or the dining table, unless we were outside eating at the picnic table in the backyard. Always at a table. So, in my own house, I only eat at the table, and so does my spouse and my kid. And no drinks in the bedrooms except water. If you want your morning coffee or tea, you still have to come to the breakfast table.
ITT; Tools that every real cook needs in their kitchen
I'll start
That's the skyhook, a primary gameplay component from the AAA title Bioshock: Infinite. Bioshock: Infinite was the third such title in the series which began as a spiritual successor to the science fiction title System Shock & its direct sequel System Shock 2.
>>7215887
shut the HECK up nerd
It's a cooking tool for pasta
>>7215887
Nerd.
My wooden spoon is arguably my most used and loved thing in my entire kitchen.
It stirs tea, it breaks up hamburger to brown, it serves leftovers, and I can leave it on the stove without worrying about it melting.
Bought mine for $5 or some shit, and its lasted me years when other implements broke or fell apart.
All hail the wooden spoon. King of the kitchen.
Times are hard.
Help a fellow in need, give me all you've got
Here you go
Air
>Inhale 1 lung full of air
>Exhale
Rice and beans
The end
>>7212669
Rice and beans
Where do memes go when they die?
>>7211323
To 9gag and reddit
Also, can we get a comprehensive list of dead meme foods?
>>7211323
I still like pretzel buns
