I'm throwing a "Tribute to the Mick" party in a few days, to commemorate the life of the late but great Commerce Comet, Mickey Mantle. Tell me, what should I serve?
>>7230478
meme food to go with your meme thread
Mantle was from Oklahoma:
(...)kolaches, bierocks, fish fries, dried meat, meatballs, enchiladas, peanut brittle, pickled watermelon, wild onions, egg rolls, cornbread, fried steak, sofkee, venison sausage, meat pies, barbecue, pecan pies, tabouli, black-eyed peas, tamales, and many more wonderful foods."
Beer, sauerkraut, and sausage like kielbasa and bratwursts might be good. Maybe a few racks of ribs and a side of cornbread. Pecan pie for dessert.
Am I supposed to know who this is?
What did /ck/ eat for dindin?
And dessert
>dindin
2016 is strong
>>7230370
That's a hotdog, corn. and some... vomit, it looks like. Why did you photograph that, OP?
>dad thinks he's a good cook
>grow up eating his "famous" dishes
>just now realized most of his cooking is disgusting lazy fatso recipes
Beef Stroganoff
>2 lbs ground beef
>1 onion
>1 can condensed cream of chicken soup
>1/2 sour cream
>1 lb wide egg noodles
fry the hamburger and onion, boil the noodles, combine, add the other shit
it's great, but I have only now realized why my mom and friends won't eat it.
Cut the stroganoff into 4 equal servings, and season each differently.
yea but everything tastes better when it's made with love.
>>7230230
>child (OP) thinks he is an authority on everything
>grows up sucking dick
>just now posted another shit thread
fuck you OP how about you actually go talk with your dad or cook with him instead of whining on the internet. How much of a little bitch are you?
my dad is dying of colon, kidney, penis, rectal, anal, and bowel cancer.
what should i feed him.
>>7230124
The strict vegan diet that led him to this affliction.
MCD went vegetarian and look what happened to him, shit... no wonder your Father id rotting from the inside out.
>>7230129
im not trying to drive him to suicide.
I come to you cooking gods and goddesses as a cooking peasant seeking your culinary wisdom.
Will ground beef brown even if not properly cooked?
Reason being I have ground beef patties in a pan right now with the lid on on med-low heat and I don't want it browned but with bacteria.
>>7230109
>I come to you cooking gods and goddesses as a cooking peasant seeking your culinary wisdom.
what?
>>7230109
>lid on
Enjoy your steamed hams.
looking for a guide to making coffee
I work in a cafe, but the boss can't be fucked training me
local barista courses only go as far as telling you how to use the machine
there are paid online courses, so many in fact that I can't find free ones
Post tits.
How did you get a job as a barista if you can't make coffee? Unless you have glorious tits.
Post tits.
Is there any food you would eat while it's still alive?
>>7229763
Yes insects and fish. And if im about to die anything, except cats maybe. Love those creatures too much.
>>7229773
Don't cats have some toxin that makes them inedible anyways?
I don't think I've ever heard of someone eating a cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jm8A2IG1RY
Burgers are slimy :^)
>>7229612
I'd like to see what his daily diet is like... It can't consist of just tendies and cereal.
>>7229612
I hate seeing these kind of fucking children
>>7229612
>chicken tenders and cereal
holy fuck how is that guy so fit?
What's the largest amount of steak you have eaten, /ck/? For me I once had a 16 oz., but almost vomited due to eating so much. Never planning on eating that much again.
>>7229552
3 lbs.
probably 16 oz
>>7229774
did you choke the toilet after that one?
Hey /ck/. This is my first time posting here so I'll cut to the chase.
I decided for my New Year's resolution that I would learn to git gud at cooking, so I figured I'd start off by making Shepherd's pie.
Any tips for DIY cooking for rookies?
>diy cooking
As opposed to what?
>>7229525
As opposed to ordering in/going out/having someone else cook for you/etc.
>>7229516
>Any tips for DIY cooking for rookies?
Think of things you like to eat.
Look for recipes, pick one that sounds good or has a lot of good reviews.
Buy ingredients.
Follow recipe.
Enjoy food.
Food porn? Food porn!
How do you feel about high-end sushi buffets?
>>7229388
>high end
>buffet
Pick one
>>7229388
What do you think of luxury outhouses?
I'm offended by the way those chopsticks are sticking up, but otherwise love any high end buffet, and would devour half that table on my first run.
>>7229388
I don't think you understand what "high end" means. I'm sorry you've never had the opportunity to enjoy an expensive meal.
A plea and petition to make meat illegal and for the Humans to make a full switch to Vegan food. It is a crime for fast food restaurants to serve animal. It's blood, it's touched blood, it's rancid animal carcass.
facebook/MakeMeatIllegal
>animals are more sacred than plants because muh feelings
>>7229374
I wouldn't just put that in my mouth. I would suck on it until it climaxed.
>>7229374
This is how the school kids try to troll /k/. MAKE GUNS ILLEGAL
Make sure your homework is done, brush your teeth and go to bed.
That feeling when you go almost 2 days without red meat.
I wish every child had a beef steak on their plate at least once every day. I rarely go a day without any kind of meat for a meal. I think it's hilarious that some people can create a lunch or a dinner plate without a main course.
I haven't eaten red meat in years and I feel great. That picture has got me thinking. There are millions of people just like that dude; waiting to die in the corner of some hospital somewhere. Life is a cruel joke.
>>7229276
I'd want to die too if my last name was "Handcuffe".
>he'd rather eat at a chain restaurant than at a mom & pop shop
i wouldn't but a chain restaurant is more consistent and familiar so this wouldn't be surprising to hear someone say that
Depends on the place.
implying mom and pop shops are not capable so serving trash and must be gone to just to support mom and pop shops that serve literally garbage...
