>tfw fell asleep in the meat locker and no one noticed
>>7276835
I fell asleep in ur mums meat locker last night
>tfw expiring dairy products
Are there any lovers of the drink here who went through periods of drinking quite a bit, but learned how to moderate and control themselves?
I drink everyday and it relaxes my nerves but would like to cut back but at the same time I don't want to give up alcohol completely and I'm sure as hell not doing the AA shit.
I've seen and read enough about that shit, I think going to an AA meeting would make me want to drink more.
Is it really all or nothing or can you learn to drink responsibly /ck/? And if you're not the AA type what do you do to at least cut back.
I read the 12 steps and instantly thought, this is a cult.
I realised I started having blackouts, and I got scared. Really scared, because I literally couldn't remember shit from the evening before. I'd think I passed out around ten on the couch drinking by myself, when I'd see I was calling a cab at 5 in the morning, or have a McDonalds receipt in my pocket, or I spent $80 at a liquor store last night. And people would call me up, say how great the time was, etc, so it wasn't like I was acting too drunk. Really cut back on my drinking since then.
>>7276818
I took a flask of Makers Mark to my one and only AA meeting. Everyone was in their 50s and 60s. I got the impression they all regretted one thing - being old and not being able to go drunken ape shit wild like they used to when they were young.
But to answer your question - I used to drink way more than I should have. Evan Williams everyday. I got sick. I completely stopped drinking for a few years but then eased back into it. I will never go back to the hard stuff but I still enjoy a wide array of beer.
Also, you can try taking up pot smoking. I gave it a try and it just made me feel disoriented and dumb. Not for me.
12 steps is not a cult. The higher power can be whatever you want it to be. It can be the sanctity of your own asshole for all it matters. The point is to care for something.
Hey /ck/
I had a long day at work and I think Taco Bell is the only thing open right now, that's on my way home.
Do they have anything good?
Yes.
I like to get their cheese quesadillas with extra jalapeno sauce, and no meat. Also a chicken supreme chalupa. Pretty good.
Mexican pizza
>eat lots of broccoli every day for several months
>my shits are basically teflon-coated, rarely need to wipe more than once
>get tired of broccoli, stop eating it
>whenever I shit it's like I'm wiping a marker
>increase fiber intake from other sources
>nothing changes
What other foods can I eat to obtain the same effect broccoli had on my bowel movements?
Only cowboys and faggots brag about how many times they don't have to wipe.
a spoonful or two of olive oil with your meals
A bit off topic, but does anyone else not actually look at the paper after they wipe and just go by feel? I feel gay looking at a man's shit smeared on a piece of paper.
Is there anything better than dipping a delicious baguette into olive oil with freshly ground pepper on top? I've tried most foods (spent the semester when I was 21 travelling most of Europe) so please don't suggest any memes or well known foods.
>dip bread in olive oil
>dunk into salt
>devour
I like to get a little vinegar in there too.
>>7276523
>please don't suggest any memes or well known foods.
dipping bread in oil is a meme, and they're well known foods
Reheating cold pizza
eating food
>>7276492
>eating cold pizza
Gross as fugg
>>7276492
>not sticking your cold pizza in the oven for glorious crispiness
So they have certain contractors they by farm-raised salmon from. Is this stuff good? I have had bad experiences with farm-raised fish. Tasted like it was grown in a 3 foot by 3 foot tank and they never cleaned the shit out of it
>>7276450
>buying anything at whole jews
fucking idiot.
>>7276483
Idiot why?
Their vitamins are superior, their fruits and vegetables are superior, they offer many things not available anywhere else.
Why am I an idiot? Is it because you're poor?
>>7276510
>buying vitamins
Does /ck/ eat hummus?
Yes.
>>7276422
Indeed
>>7276422
more like YUMmus, am I right dudes?
>liqour before beer, you're in the clear
>beer before liqour, you're in the clear
>stay clear of Pajeet
>he shits in the street
>>7276423
Top zoz
>>7276423
K E K
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>uses extra virgin olive oil for deep frying
>>7276396
Impossible, it smokes before deep frying temperature
>>7276396
Speaking of which I noticed the Penn Station restaurant cooks their fries in olive oil and that made me think of that.
>>7276396
you literally cannot do that
anyone own one of these things? any recipes? which one is the best buy?
>>7276369
New fad, is it not?
does this make spagett out of any vegetable?
>>7276410
No, but it works for some vegetables.
How often do you buy meme food /ck/?
I had a gyro for lunch.
I always regret it but i eat there once a week.
are donuts meme food now?
>>7276368
I've had exactly two cronuts in my life. Nobody on /ck/ has. So there's that. But it was two years ago. So there's that.
Hi! I wanted a beer and all I found in my home is this Belgian Jupiler ''blonde bier''. I haven't drink this before so I don't know how it should taste.
Anyone knows what's the expiration date for these beers? It have the ''birth'' date on bottom and it's almost 11 months back.
>>7276364
The more you drink, the less you care about inconsequential things like that.
>>7276364
its a macro beer so the degradation in the taste should hardly be noticeable. Especially considering it is canned rather than a shitty green bottle
Get ready for a beersperience that will blast your balls off.
Ribeye steak, garlic-parmesan roasted broccoli, cheddar cornbread, and garlic hassleback potatoes with herbed sour cream.
I think I win the dinner contest tonight.
>>7276355
broccoli needs work
You certainly do
You also win the most expensive lonely meal of the week
>>7276355
How the hell you burn broccoli
What kind of Bubblicious did I buy, /ck/?
I was in the checkout at the Japanese supermarket today, and randomly picked this up. On my receipt it said "Bubblicious - Energy".
>>7276280
A quick Google search of "bubblicious energy" reveals its energy drink flavor you lazy fuck. Probably taste like red bull or monster
it just says energy on it
>>7276292
Well, it doesn't taste like an energy drink. Also,
>calling me a lazy fuck, yet still answering my question
>being a huge bottom bitch
![Cronut[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RKrdJZf.jpg "Cronut[1]")
