Well...
What do you think about this sandwich?
noodle seasoning + slice of leek + hot water + a bit of seaweed.
It's making me feel very full, so I suspect it's either fattening or the hot water mess with my mind. It's basically a broth with some vegetables, Which shouldnt be much over 70 kcal. Am I wrong and a fatfag?
(Also, sorry if it's supposed to be /fit/ but as it's a meal , and not really a workout-one I figured this was more fitting.)
it's not funny
>>7277671
If it's noodle season from those ramen packs then yes you're fucking with your nutrition intake.
>so I suspect it's either fattening or the hot water mess with my mind
No it's all the salt dehydrating you
So...I went over a friends house last night, said they were making burgers
When I got there they were done, I inspected the burger I was given....it was a burger with avacado, a fried egg, turkey bacon, tomato, their special sauce (it was siracha mixed in mayo) on a pretzel bread bun
I ate it of course, but the whole time I are I kept thinking "I am literally eating a memeburger"
>>7277661
Nice blog post.
Obligatory sage.
The nemeburger
get off the internet a while, lad
>i discard mushroom stalks
>i discard coriander stems
>>7277593
/Thread
>>7277593
me too
Why do I give so little of a fuck about dessert foods /ck/? Why are the vast majority of any food cravings I get for salty/savory/meat/dairy with a virtually nonexistent sweet tooth?
>>7277589
because you're a healthy well-adjusted adult
Because you're a bore
Since I love cooking and hate baking, I almost always crave savory since I know I can whip it up in the kitchen. I never was a sweets fan though
Jet's Pizza Turbo Sticks are so good, I get an insane craving for them every day
What do you crave?
About once a week I think, "FUCK I need buffalo wings." I only act on it every couple of months but it seriously torments me and I don't know why
Jets is greasy as fuck but it tastes so good.
What do I crave? I crave a world where 13 year old sluts can be legally raped and implanted.
>>7277572
I crave a board without the constant shilling.
Sriracha or Sambal Oelek? Which is better?
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6563384
'cha or sa'?
Never tasted Sriracha, but I use Sambal at least twice a week in my cooking.
Never had Sambal, but I'm going to lean towards Sriracha because I doubt Sambal would be good in a Bloody Mary (my primary use for Sriracha).
>They don't check each individual chip/crisp when eating a bag of them.
What if you get a burnt one, Anon?
Thanks for caring, next time I'll check each and every one of them.
>i look for the burned ones and throw the rest away
>>7277415
Who cares if its burnt
What if there's a bug cooked into one?
Do you peel your button mushrooms?
I've never heard about not peeling them, my girlfriend says the same about peeling them
Nah. I've never fluted one either.
>>7277400
>people peel mushrooms
>mfw seeing what's in my food
>mfw seeing the prices I have to pay to get food with less of this
My choices are cancer/Alzheimers, or poverty. I need a more lucrative job.
>tfw neet who sleeps all day and never awake early enough to go farmers market and get fresh produce
dayum
How do I get a job like anthony bourdain?
>travels around the world
>eats delicious shit
>keeps traveling
>drinks
>repeat
Just be intelligent,nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor.
>>7277369
What kinda food is that?
He spent his career making it to being a semi decent chef.
(That's a pretty fucking terrible way to live.)
Then he wrote a book about the standard cook/chef experience, which actually did really well, and because he had a unique voice he was given a TV show, and then another, and another...
It's not something you can work towards, he just got really lucky late in his career.
Do you like sloppy joes? I know you likes em sloppayy
>>7277334
>OP ate ate Chipotley and put result on bun
>>7277342
kek
We call the poo in the loo
Just got my first real cooking knife. (pic related) What knife should I get next?
Also general kitchen knife discussion
shameless self bump.
Extra question: Do you guys prefer Wusthof or Shun?
>>7277328
forget knives, what about your cutting board?
>>7277361
some 1 inch canadian maple block.
I'm 22 and live with my mom.
I have no experience at all cooking, baking, using the stove, oven, mixing food in a bowl, following a recipe, cutting or slicing food, etc.
I only know how to prepare microwaved food, toast, cereal, sandwiches, spreading peanut butter on toast, stuff like that.
My mom makes all my meals. But I want that to change. My only problem is I have a fear of knives, boiling water, stove smoke, getting burned, getting cut, etc.
I really have a fear of fucking up and making something explode or opening the stove, looking inside, and burning my face.
i have a fear of frying eggs because i'm afraid that the oil will splash on me.
I also dislike oil and grease and hate getting my hands sticky. I also hate eating sticky, greasy or oily food.
I'm afraid of cutting and slicing things. I have no experience with this and I'm afraid I'll accidently cut off my finger. Or atleast severly hurt myself. I'm also afraid of falling on my knife or slipping with my knife.
How do i get over these fears and dislikes. And how long before I get good at these things.
>>7277239
>I have no experience at all cooking, baking, using the stove, oven, mixing food in a bowl, following a recipe, cutting or slicing food, etc.
No surprises here, you are American. Just check out all the Fast-Food threads on the catalogue and pick your favourite fast food joint.
None of these things have ever happened to me and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing when it comes to cooking. Don't be afraid to fail OP, you gotta suck before you get good, and if you're too scared to suck you'll never be better than you are now.
>>7277259
Get an education, you filthy foreigner.
Had my first miracle berry experience the other day. It was a lot of fun but some foods were overwhelmingly sweet. Later i was told that some people are 'supertasters' and that i might be one since the taste was so extreme for me. either way 10/10 would try again. what is your opinion on miracle berries?
Supertaste my dick faggot
>>7277225
Used them to diet earlier last year. Totally worked. Strawberries were my favorite.
I did it two years ago. I was stoned and then I chugged a chick fil a lemonade. Your lips can still taste sour though so be careful
