I want to eat less meat and less carbs. Eggs and beans and lentils all make me fart like ogre. What vegetarian or low-meat food is both protein-rich and won't make fart? So far I can only come up with corn, fish, and peas.
Stop using canned lentils/beans.
Prepare them correctly.
Give your gut bacteria some time to get used to it.
= no farts
>>7281381
Seitan if you van afford it
>>7281381
It's fewer meat and fewer carbs, anon.
Well, it's Monday. Back to work crunching numbers.
At least I have some leftover Panera for breakfast.
>>7281377
>soybean oil
>corn syrup
>salt
>lemon juice concentrate
>calcium disodium
That's some classic Mayonnaise you have there, America.
>>7281377
>Real Mayonnaise
>Real
>REAL
You guys are fucked.
>>7281382
I can understand criticizing some of the other ingredients but there's nothing wrong with salt in mayonnaise.
This was the best Hostess cake to ever be
>>7281365
I like the orange cupcake things they have best
>>7281459
eVERYBODY SAYS THAT
>>7281365
Soundwave superior Shockwave inferior
its 4:45 am
No food in my house that I can stomach to eat.
Never eat fast food and I am willing to change that now.
At this moment, I have pretty bad gas and heartburn.
Where can I and where should I go to eat that is open right now and can feed me for under 10 doll hairs?
go to sleep you've lost control of your life
>>7281368
are you implyinh that the only thing i need to eat is the redpill?
thank you anon. seriously.
Show us your current or last meal!
>mache salad
>camembert + brie
>turkey scallop
>olive oil
>>7281360
Veal, frites, green beans.
Brine veal chop, sear and finish in oven.
Frites in duck fat.
Straight up steamed green beans.
Remove veal, add stock and butter to deglaze.
nommmm
My first time brining veal and it was amazing.
Five-spice pork with rice and... I haven't decided on a side dish yet. Got some broccoli, tomatoes, cucumber, iceberg lettuce, onions, some other stuff... any ideas?
>food pics from Japan
>Joey
>rosemary forced meme
>Simon
Why is /ck/ so shit all of a sudden?
You aren't helping either, nigger faggot.
We've been discovered by a few shitposting boards, such as /tv/.
Plus it's always pretty shit during Australia posting hours.
most schools in america are closed today, so the kids don't have anything else to do.
Hey /ck/, how do you figure out the nutritional value of home baked bread?
For example, I'm making pumpernickel with the following:
50g rye sourdough starter
1000g cracked rye
200g rye berries
22g salt
120g maple syrup
How do the nutritional values change as the bread gets baked?
>>7281304
>How do the nutritional values change as the bread gets baked?
probably not by much... maybe everything is a little more concentrated since you lose some moisture to the baking process
Hey guys.
I am just curious, what is the strangest/most exotic/rarest meat you have consumed?
Strangest I've ever had? Went to a little jerky/smoked meat thing, one of the guys there had skunk. Wasn't awful, nothing to write home about.
What most people find strange though is that I eat more moose than beef, pork or chicken.
Bison. Not all that exotic, but it was interesting nonetheless.
Theres already a thread like this up.
what online retailers stock this? amazon doesn't have it
im dying to try it out
What was that dumb geeks name who endorsed these? Something with an 8 in it
>>7281269
F8tality or however you spell it. Nevermind
>>7281269
fatal1ty?
>ENRICHED WITH NEUROTRANSMITTERS
can't you just eat some normal food and drink plenty of water?
That feeling when they bring you your food in a restaurant and it's shit you can make 10 times better
I don't enjoy restaurants that much and I certainly won't order there something I can make a good version of.
>>7281238
that's your own fault dude, only order from restaurants what you know you can't make, or at least is too time consuming to make
ITT: We discuss boner inducing stoner food.
Checking in with chicken shawarma poutine.
>>7281218
WEED
>>7281622
LMAO
Any type of poutine really
Rosemary is the best fucking spice and if you don't agree you are shit
black pepper would like to have a few words with you, Vlad.
I like it.
Fuck off plebs garlic ftw
Finnish school food pics thread monday edition!
Today we had literal shit with salad.
go back to facebook fucktard
Ham casserole, shit? You ingrate double vegan niggeroid.
>iceberg lettuce
May as well be cardboard
Is she right, /ck/?
It depends on the green tea. I would say it works best on strong green teas and I would only use cheap tea with honey, say if I have a cold and just want a quick fix of something soothing.
>>7281066
i wanna put my honey in polly
>tfw have high blood sugar level so I can't enjoy honey like I used to
Fucking corn syrup in everything I eat I HATE AMERICAN FOOD INDUSTRY
I have abdominal cramps right now. These have happened in the past and I usually get them at random. Could be because of too much sodium or my obsession with Alcohol.
I bought a fuck ton of Gunger Ale. I also heard Water is good for cramps but I also heard they might make them worse
I wish I had ulcer tablets but CVS is closed
What can I do to release tension.
/ck/ - medical diagnosis & prescriptions
>>7281049
Take a massive shit, so eat lots of curry and take shit pills
>>7281049
Should be fine in about 4 days when all the blood is gone