i just realized that the combination of salty and sour is my all time favorite.
what can i eat/cook that fits that describtion?
>>7273697
Crackers and lemon
>>7273699
wut? that sounds soggy
>>7273702
You put the lemon slices in your food dehydrator.
>In college
>One hot plate, a microwave, and a very small oven
Could I get some simple, tasty recipes that won't kill me? I'm eating the same few things over and over.
>Chili
>Banana nut pancakes
>Fried Banana slices
>Potato Latkes
>Omelet
>Quesadilla
>Omelet Quesadilla
>peanut butter + preserves on a tortilla
>chicken, cheese and spinach
>sandwiches with cheese and spinach on a tortilla
>Skillet (potatoes, eggs, chicken, cheese, vegetables)
>Whatever fruit is in season
Pic is some chili I made
>Some skillet I made
>>7273529
What the fuck is that
Hey /ck/ first time poster.
I've lurked for quite a while now. But I have a question. I'm getting quite interested in cooking and shit. Are there any online tutorials that will teach me the basics? I'm not really quite sure what the basics are come to think of it.
Where do you start?
>look up recipe for food you want
>buy ingredients and attempt to make it
>fuck up
>start oc thread on /ck/ asking what you did wrong
>learn from your mistakes
You could pirate 4 Hour Chef.
I'm new to this board but I'm quite enjoying it so far. Today I want to discuss the various fast food burgers available on the market and what makes each one unique.
I for one LOVE McDonald's take on the burger. Only Big mac and quarter pounder tier though. Obviously the dollar menu burgers suck.
Perhaps it's because I'm 100% Murica raised but I even prefer McDonald's processed burgers over fresher or more quality burgers you might find at a more legitimate restaraunt. What makes the McDonald's burgers so good? How are they diferent than other burgers?
Do you have a favorite brand of Burger?
>>7273490
I was worried this might happen but I must be honest and say I'm being completely sincere. Trust me I'm just as confused as you are. It's Part of the reason I made this thread.
>I'm not even a fatty either
Here; for your troubles.
https://www.cheeseandburger.com/
Alright bros, what are you making for the games?
I am doing a shimp cocktail, a 7 layer dip, and buffalo wings.
>>7273427
Inspiring. Wow,
>>7273427
Good old 'sa and 'ream cheese
Taco Bell and lots of beer. Probably three 30-packs of Natural Ice and a hundred tacos. I'm uncertain what everyone else at the party will be eating and drinking though.
Tell me about juicing, co/ck/s.
All the juicing advertising is basically correct on all except one thing: frequency. You do not need to consume vitamins daily, drinking a smoothy once a week with different fruit in it suffices.
What can you make with the leftover pulp?
>>7273380
Eating fruit and juicing vegetables is better don't you think? Fruit has too much sugar.
What would you buy?
>>7273306
I'll have a large Important Shit, please.
>>7273306
Large heroin & water. Top value right there.
>>7273306
I think you can't go wrong with an authentic helicopter pie
Is all pretzels the same?
>>7273248
pretzels is the same
>>7273248
pretzels is the same
> he uses catsup instead of mayo for fries
>not using chocolate shake to dip fries in
>>7273206
I GET IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>he's so fucking fat be has go fry his potatoes
>and then dip them in more fat
>>7273122
I'll list them all for you:
1.
>>7273132
Wassup reddit!
>>7273142
You know what? Fuck you.
Anyone else here chew raw garlic? I'm trying to kill parasites inside me. I've also been eating spoonfulls of coconut oil and drinking raw turmeric juice.
>>7272954
Not straight raw garlic but I do have some garlic pickled with hot peppers in the fridge and I munch on a few cloves of those from time to time.
>>7272954
Anon,
>>7272969
Why?
What are you eating this fine Friday night? I got a couple soft tacos and a 5-layer beefy burrito.
>>7272834
I made some turkey chili.
>Ramen
>Two poached eggs
>Melted cheese sandwich
>Coke Zero
>Four fig Newtons
>>7272860
fig newtons make me poop like a bulldog.
Are You Man Enough To Drink Shit Coffee?
When I was in Bali a few years ago, I went to one of the places where they keep the poor rat-things and force them to eat the coffee beans.
It looked awful for the rat-things and the end result is shit coffee. Truly the worst luxury item I've ever seen.
0/10 literal shit
I got a bag of shit coffee for Xmas, was interesting.
Tasted like any mediocre, old coffee. the stuff I had was quite stale but there was no date on the bag so who knows.
>>7272831
What this guy said. Although the coffee is pretty good if it's done right. It depends on who's roasting it, and how soon after roasting you manage to get to it.
Most of the stuff they sell in those rat-thing farms was roasted god knows when and ground into dust about 3 months ago, though.
>Dennys chefs have a harder job then gourmet chefs
You go to a nice gourmet place the menu is usually limited. You go to dennys and they have to know how to cook steaks, pancakes and wings in like one order
Denny's is pretty good I like their lumberjack breakfast platter.
>>7272531
I think you mean Waffle House. Waffle House cooks need to know how to fight in order to survive.
It's OK, they're Mexican. If you give them instructions in espanol they are actually amazingly hard and diligent workers. Just don't ask them to learn english or come up with anything creative.
So I'm wanting to make some pot edibles. I've heard you mix it with melted butter for brownies, but that's all I've heard. Anyone have any tips on ratios or recipes? Much Appreciated!
>>7272415
Ask your mom.
>>7272421
Believe it or not that actually who told me about melting it in the butter.
>>7272415
Op, I don't think that's right. You're supposed to get the oil of the pot/thc out of the plant, make butter with the oil, THEN make whatever food. Hell, even toast. Not speaking from first hand experience though.
Please be safe, however you end up making it.
