The novelization actually provides answers to some of the movie's mysteries. Given they are usually based on early drafts of the script, I guess this could be made relevant in the sequels.
>Rey is attracted to both Finn and Poe.
>Finn is Force-sensitive, and was channeling the Force during his duel with Kylo Ren.
>Phasma survives the destruction of the Starkiller Base, which has already been confirmed by Kathleen Kennedy.
>Maz Kanata survives the First Order's attack on Takonada and accompanies Poe, Finn, Han and Chewbacca to D'Quar, which has more or less been confirmed by J.J. Abrams.
>Kylo Ren knows Darth Vader turned to the Light and helped defeat the Emperor, but is convinced by Snoke that this was a momentary lapse of judgement, which adds credence to Snoke's claims that family attachments make Kylo vulnerable to the Light, which has been confirmed by J.J. Abrams.
*farts*
I just saw this
I need to be at work in six hours
who the fuck is Snoke
>>63979591
>>Rey is attracted to both Finn and Poe.
Good fucking god.
This new trilogy will be Twilight for sci fi nerds confirmed.
MaRey Sue is Bella Swann.
Tilda Swinton as the Doctor with Hayley Atwell as her companion when?
And reminder that a sex storm approaches.
Afforded the upgrade >>63949952
>>63978909
Only if Tilda plays a male doctor.
Reminder GOAT guitar duo with Peter in Series 10.
Third for best doctor
>that lightsaber belongs to me!
Wtf why?
Because it used to be Anakin's, and Kylo Ren is obsessed with being like his grandpa.
>>63978381
He looks like such an emo fag in that picture
Probably cause he was one. No idea why people call him a great villain.
MOOOM I'M GONNA FREAAAK
Checkmate, shitlords!
Why can't you just accept Force Awakens is an awesome movie?
It's 2015, for fuck's sake! Rey is a super bad ass GIRL. Get over it you pathetic basement dwellers. The only reason why you criticize this movie is because you feel intimidated by strong females.
Niggas are just afraid because the gap to rey
I meant FAP!!!!!
>hailed as feminist icon
why wouldn't she be? All she does is beat up guys.
>nitpick the prequels to hell, to the point where every single line is somehow criticized and made fun of
>Gives TFA a complete pass on its massive glaring flaws because it's "soft reboot" so it being shit doesn't matter so long it has lightsabers
Where were you when RLM died and became a glorified Disney advertising channel?
theres nothing good about the prequels
TFA was a good watch
>>63977687
There is plenty of good in Prequels and there is plenty of bad in TFA. It's fucking childish to assume one is inherently shit while the other is inherently good like RLM does.
>>63977570
> Literally discuss script structure 101, character motivation, plot coherence and how the prequels failed on fairly fundamental aspects of screen writing.
> Think RLM are the only ones who did this.
> Call it nitpicking
Fucking Christ
>610m
Flop or not?
>>63977405
>production: 200M
>marketing: 200M
since it needs to earn double of its budget domestically to break even...yes, the flop is inevitable.
Disney BTFO hard
>>63977523
you're not very good at math are you
Biggest blunder ever. The movie is a gigantic critical and financial disaster. Soon we should be hearing about how the top Disney execs committed suicide. Disney might just go bankrupt.
"The issue was ultimately, they looked at the stories and they said, 'We want to make something for the fans,'" Lucas said. "I said, 'All I wanted to do was tell a story of what happened--it started here and it went there. It's all about generations and the issues of fathers and sons and grandfathers.
"It's a family soap opera," he added. "People don't realize it's actually a soap opera and it's all about family problems--it's not about spaceships. So they decided they didn't want to use those stories; they decided they were going to do their own thing so I decided, 'Fine.'"
those fucking assholes
damn..
>>63974713
>Lucas was ready to make Dallas in space a thing
Why Disney Why
George is a terrible liar.
>>63974713
It would have been shit if he directed it and you know it
>>63958534
>>63958534
>>63958534
reddit hates the prequels
>>63973968
daily reminder that lucas is patrish af lads
is this the newest meme?
/tv/ and by extension 4chan is full of hipsters, at their purest and most undistilled form
Who would win in a battle, RotS Obi Wan or ANH Vader?
RotS Obi
No contest
>>63973388
was ROTS obi wan the most powerful jedi in all 6 movies?
Vader in ANH is much more sluggish and has less dexterity compared to before he became a cyborg. Also considering Luke was capable of beating him in RotJ, Obi-Wan, a Jedi Master at the prime of his life would absolutely wipe the floor with Vader.
Rate TFA out of 10
>>63973273
10 come at me faggots
4/10, slightly below average
Rey a cute. CUTE!
i cant stop thinking about her feet
>>63972402
I wonder what her feet smell like?
>>63972341
the lettering on the helmet says R AE H btw
she got her name from the helmet
The Force Awakens Salaries
>Harrison Ford will receive a flat fee of 25M$, plus a cut of global earnings (+9M$)
>Boyega and Ridley got $450,000
>Carrie Fisher got 1,5M$
>Jew Jew is reportedly on5m$ plus a 2% share of gross earnings – meaning that, if The Force Awakens does break Avatar’s record, he would pick up almost 60M$
>Ford also received 1.5M$ in compensation from Disney after breaking his leg on set
Source
>http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/21/harrison-ford-star-wars-the-force-awakens-34m-payday
/sw/, what do you think about this?
>>63969687
I think we now know why they killed off his character.
Reminder that for the first Star Wars, Harrison received $10k, which even at the time was very, very low for an actor in a starring role.
Eh, at least he was actually a good actor in the movie.
>Short dyke haircut
>Mechanics that can fix anything
>Need-no-man attitude
>Better-than-any-man abilities such as piloting/driving
>Can best and overpower experienced, grown men in combat
>Good at anything they put their mind to with little to no practice
>Both rated 95%+ in RT
What did Hollywood mean by these?
>Furiosa overpowered Max in combat
what the fuck, Max was chained to dead weight, dehydrated, had most of his blood sucked out and just went face first into a nuclear sandstorm and he STILL ended up winning that fight against Furiosa
Landis is a hypocritie
>>63969108
She was beating the shit out of him with one arm and it is implied she would have killed him if the gun had bullets
I'm pretty sure they intended to make it so, nobody takes into account these things anyway such as "he was blooddrained" or "he was wounded by Chewie".
>It may still hold a 95% approval rating on popular review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes, but "The Force Awakens" has failed to impress everyone.
>Most notably, an unnamed critic writing for "L'Osservatore Romano," the daily newspaper of the Vatican State, who finds the movie "disappointing" and dismisses J.J. Abrams' direction as worthy of today's sloppiest action films.
>The review, titled "Confuso e sfocato" – meaning "confused and unfocused" – first exposes the main plot line, calling Rey "a thief of spare parts" and Finn "a repented assailant."
>It then takes its first jab at Abrams, noting how the direction of the past films was elegant, balanced and appropriate in comparison to his.
CONFUSED
AND
UNFOCUSED
>>63967071
Is the Vatican the most patrician of all?
>>63967071
>Not enough naked younglings
Is anyone else sad that /tv/ doesn't like the movie? I know I can just ignore it but literally every thread is Star Wars and no one likes it.
I loved it. 2bh
>>63964629
Pretty much all the people here are pretending to hate it for the sake of Contrarianism. So why not join the circlejerk anon? Oh and remember the prequels were great and full of soul, while TFA is a corporate rehash made to tick boxes and sell tickets.
People are pretending to hate it to bait replies so they could talk about it more, are you seriously this new?
Grow up.
