Post your thoughts on this matter.
A true cínëmátögáf
It reminds me a lot of Spirited Away. Do you remember Spirited Away? When it came out people started creaming itself as if it was the new Lion King or something even though Studio Ghibli had already released many far superior works like Porco Rosso, Nausicaa, and Grave of the Fireflies.
It's the same thing with GP. People inexplicitly sucking Wes's schlong for it even when it doesn't have shit on Life Aquatic or Moonrise Kingdom.
>>63960601
The power of advertising.
What do you think SUPREME LEADER SNOKE's backstory will be?
He's a big guy
>>63960170
Idk but I'm curious since he looks about 80. Where has he been?
Same species as Maz. They knew each other/related
This film was great
Mel Gibson is a hero
I had never heard of it, saw it on Netflix, and was surprised by how good it was
>>63959845
His Clint Eastwood impression was spot on.
>>63959845
I love Mel. what is this a new Mel flick?
ok so now for some reason lightsabers have weight to them.
In the force awakens, you can feel the weight of the weapons when the characters are swinging them around. This doesn't make any fucking sense, they're called light sabers LIGHT sabers.
The beam of light that comes out of the hilt is make of, yeah, LIGHT
Light doesn't have weight. This is why the lightsaber is a great weapon for the Jedi, since the blade of the weapon has no weight to it you need to use the force to sense where the blade is during combat without slicing your limbs off.
lol but no fuck that now anyone can use one
thanks jewjew
>>63959476
>>Light doesn't have weight. This is why the lightsaber is a great weapon for the Jedi, since the blade of the weapon has no weight to it you need to use the force to sense where the blade is during combat without slicing your limbs off.
where in the movies was this mentioned
>>63959476
are you being serious right now? You do realise that if you're using this logic that lightsabers can't exist at all? Fuck off
>>63959476
we have no idea if he might be force sensitive or not
3x3 thread.
Recommendations, hate, and bait.
>>63959259
What does that mean? 0/5? But there are 9 squares?
>>63959286
It's [how many you liked]/[how many you've seen]
Apparently that anon didn't care for any of my stuff
http://whatculture.com/film/12-reasons-star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-a-disappointment.php
>12. It Feels Incredibly Rushed
>11. The Plot Is Too Reliant On Convenience
>10. Poe Dameron Feels Like A Third Wheel
>9. Captain Phasma Was Hyped Up For Nothing
>8. There’s Too Much Homage, Not Enough Originality
>7. Starkiller Base Is Totally Underwhelming
>6. Supreme Leader Snoke’s CGI Is…Not Great
>5. Original Trilogy Characters Appear Just For The Sake Of It
>4. The Biggest Moment Is Ultimately Glossed Over
>3. John Williams’ Score Is Just OK
>2. A Ton Of Actors Are Wasted In Nothing Roles
>1. The Ending Is Extremely Frustrating
Not unlike offal, schlock takes a while to digest... but I think people are about ready to go to the toilet and evacuate their TFA haggis.
The article you posted was clickbait but I'm surprised to see it clearly explained most of what was wrong with the movie.
So, are bloggers now turning on TFA? Because that initial week of everyone jumping on Disney's cock was embarrassing.
>>63959041
A bit of a clickbait but i'd like to see more. Despite the hype and obvious huge boxoffice explosion, even regular people you talk to after the movie didn't like it.
It's kind of tiresome to see MUH STARWARS MUH TFA LE PERFECTION MAYMAY.
TFA was mediocre and unoriginal
But hey, i must be a racist contrarian mysoginist according to the internet
Guys guys...I think we fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>63957661
Feels bad... Man
>>63957661
nice, now do one with ANH and TFA
>>63957661
What have we done...
I did it, guys! Here is the funniest joke in TFA!
Second funniest joke
Physical comedy
Physical
Letterboxd thread: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas edition
Post your profile, discuss recent watches, be festive
http://letterboxd.com/jacob1000x/
sl0th you are a fucking faggot. Emily Blunt is great.
So what does chewie do now that his life debt to solo is null and void? Does he stick around with the resistance or go back to smuggling?
He'll probably go back to his family on... oh wait they were all killed or enslaved during the clone wars.
He hangs out with Rey
>>63954347
He'll chill with Rey
>"That's a shame, I think Chewy likes you"
he said that for a reason.
Forever my trampfu
Just got back from an advance screening, any questions? Anyone want [s]spoilers[/s]?
Yes, the black dingus sucking monologue is real.
>>63953332
does rapefu get raped?
>>63953332
everyone's already seen it. it leaked online a minute ago
>>63953363No.
SEASON 3 ALMOST CONFIRMED
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/steven-soderbergh-says-more-the-knick-is-coming-reveals-rough-plan-for-season-3-beyond-20151221
The bad news: new director, probably new cast, period and soundtrack.
AlsoThack is die
Refn for season 3
>>63931365
>The bad news: new director
Who is also the cinematographer and the editor
That's not an easy change. At all.
WHY
The part where she explains the force quoting Yoda makes me so fucking mad. It lacks so much of the context of the original scene that helped illustrate yoda's point
>>63985135
This.
Shit noncharacter Yoda knockoff.
Misfire: the character
Still better than jewjew banks.
> When I heard that Hermione Granger would be portrayed by a black woman in the upcoming Harry Potter sequel stage play Harry Potter and The Cursed Child, I wasn’t as happy as everyone else. It’s not because I’m a racist white person. On the contrary, I am a young black woman who leaned on Hermione Granger in high school whenever I felt too out of place. I can’t help but feel that Hermione being cast as a black woman came a bit late.
> Even though Hermione is black in the new stage play, I feel like this Hermione may be less memorable than the white Hermione. Only a select group of people are going to be exposed to the black Hermione. Without enough exposure, many black girls aren’t going to have that unspoken permission that says, “I’m a black girl and I can be Hermione too.”
>For marginalized people, not seeing someone who looks like you on a regular basis affects how you can see the world. A teacher described an incident that occurred after giving the children a writing assignment. The assignment involved writing a story with a protagonist that used the name of someone in their family. A Nigerian boy was reading his story aloud to the class when another boy stood up and said, “You can’t do that! Stories have to be about white people!”
>Imagine this sentence echoed in the mind of a young black girl after seeing white Hermione more than black Hermione. In a time where female nerds are still considered an anomaly and black women and children are victims of police brutality, a black girl unconsciously being told that they can’t be clever and outspoken like Hermione is just plain wrong.
>As magical as this casting is now, this is a spell that should have been cast a long time ago in the books and films.
Thoughts on this, lads?
Someone find pics of the author. I have a nagging suspicion...
As a Mongoloid amerindian I hope she get fucking killed by a pack of wolfs
Who the fuck was this guy and how was he not around in EP4,5,6?
>>63981765
He's Darth Plagueis, and he wasn't around because he was laying low during Palpatine's regime since old Palpy thought he was dead.
Who fucking cares
>>63981971
ffs he's not Plagueis, cut the bullshit
>>63981765
he's supreme leader Snoke OP, your new master
