The problem is that the beginning of the movie humanizes the Stormtroppers too much in my opinion
With that little moment of Finn holding the dying body of one of his comrades and gets horrified at his death
Then the continuing fight between the FO an the Resistence, just a bunch of death around him that he doesn't want to deal with anymore
It's actually a really good opening scene and made me have high hopes for this film, maybe Finn giving an angle on the Stormtroopers and what's it like to be in that environment, knowing that you're disposable fodder. Can lead to an existential crisis and a lot of conflict between Finn and the other characters as they pick his former comrades off.
But no it becomes LEL DO I TAlK FIRST OR YOU DO and then WHOOO WHOOOOOO!!!!! while Finn kills people who could be just like him and thus starts this shitty film
>>63968714
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>63968714
>It's actually a really good opening scene and made me have high hopes for this film,
Yes, it was written like an actual movie, and not like a fucking play, which is what Lucas did with the prequels.
I was all excited.
>>63968833
but y
Is he handsome or not?
>>63968704
only thing wrong is the ears which he covers with his hairstyles.
he's actually a great actor along side Oscar Isaac if you want to watch any of his performances.
He doesn't have a conventionally handsome face, but he's tall and trim and he has a good head of hair, and the way he talks and presents himself makes him interesting and attractive.
Surgery for ears before next movie. Add some scars, mature the character up.
He'll be ready. So fucking ready.
Meanwhile, on bizarro /tv/...
/co/ and their mod isn't here pushing their low iq sensibilities!
LOYALIST
>>63968518
Rey is not a Mary Sue
Anyone else looking forward to Deadpool
Martian: literally 4chan the movie
Empire > New Hope > > Force >>> Jedi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sith > phantom > clones
debate me
>>63968449
Sith is better than dogshit, the Sheev scenes easily elevate it to RotJ levels
>>63968449
Wow the same god damn rating as every god damn fedora fucking faggot on this shit board
>>63968449
I agree with you.Unironically.
ITT: Films you don't like but everyone you know loves
>Pic related
>>63968360
Gravity
Godzilla vs Destroyah
>>63968360
Man I have a lot of problems with True Romance. The plot alone is such a fucking cringeworthy self insert jackoff fantasy for Tarantula.
>cool comic book store owner
>drives a classic convertible
>meets a beautiful woman
>she's a hooker but she hasn't taken a job yet (still "pure")
>cool dennis hopper dad
>ends up being a badass, saving the day, getting the girl, and riding off into the sunset
Fucking hack
Also the soundtrack is garbage. Worst thing Zimmer has ever made and they fucking use it throughout the whole movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5kbNW8VKU
>>63968389
>Gravity
Seconding this, one of the only movies I've had to force myself to finish.
>that ending
What the fuck?
>>63968260
>"I have to reddit the out of this"
>plants crops and sees growth
>"reddit gold"
>breaks out his laptop and posts ebin posts on reddit
Why was this scene in the movie?
>>63968316
More importantly why was Jesshitty Chastain in this movie?
Her acting is so fucking terrible, does nobody else see that? She has one facial expression.
the ending was as cheesy as the rest of the movie, what's the problem?
>>63968380
she ruins literally every movie she's in, this isn't the first and not the last
what's worse is that when she does have other facial expressions she's even more annoying
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was?the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
well done abrams for destroying a franchise
im still laughing at how kylo can just die like that. a sith who was almost brought to tears, who questioned his ability to use the force. only reported back to snoke with failure after fucking failure, while a black guy and some random desert bitch running around with zero knowledge in anything (they didnt even know if jedis were fucking real or not) yet they manage to beat someone who was trained in the fucking art.
im angry but all i can do is just laugh, laugh at how bad theyve fucked up.
>>63968217
I agree
>>63968350
im glad were in agreement
im relatively young (20) but i feel bad for the older generation who grew up watching all of them, to see it turn into a piece of shit like this
Daily reminder the Boyega/Finn hate was just a meme.
racism is a meme?
>>63968204
not posting the original ....
If it was a meme then why did babby get so upset about it?
Anything But Star Wars edition.
Post your work, pitch your ideas, and pretend any of us are gonna make it.
I'm currently cutting a video likes these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UxZLCtatAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhO1QTGeu3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwdKX5Cmas
That's it so far. I hope I'll finish it before 2016.
>Me writing
>>63968202
There's a screenwriter skype group.but it's shit.
When will this "Mary Sue" meme die? Tv Tropes knows what's up.
It's an archetype, retard.
Nothing 4chan invented or has any influnce of its definition.
There are also Gary Stus (male version). There are plenty of other archetypes.
Does TV Tropes still has its "anything can get a page, even a 6-page webcomic that only 3 people ever read" policy? Have we made a Latza page yet?
>>63967923
Shortly after you faggots stop taking the bait/fuck off back to your home boards.
Original Mary Sue
Discuss, discuss, discuss
>>63967891
Anal abuse candidate more like.
No
if you actually paid attention, she didn't get through the Witch King's human shield, Merry stabbed him in the leg first and broke it so that she could finish him
also Legolas is the unquestioned Chief Gary Stu of Lord of the Rings and we are all very lucky he only played a supporting role
Is calling any female character in a film a mary sue now a meme
Why are black people so loud in movie theatres? I'm black but quiet and I don't even know.
They make horror movies more entertaining.
Their culture values the individual over the community.
>>63967877
You think you're quiet but you're really just another nigger.
Will you be watching Game of Safe Space season 6?
about time tbqhwy
>>63967750
KEK holy shit, where were you when being PC ruined every industry America had left?
>>63967750
I quit watching after the first season, because I thought it was complete shit. Is there any reason I should keep watching it? or is it all just hot garbage?
Why isn't this cartoon canon? Why is George so stupid?
>>63967702
>Rey's first visit to the frontline.webmeme
>>63967702
Because there's no fucking story. What purpose would it serve in the canon?
"Once there was this hella epic Clone Trooper who had a really big gun that went BOOM BOOOM POWW and he killed like 5 droids in a matter of seconds, it was sick as shit."
"Oh wow, that really changes the movies for me."
>>63967761
kek
Have you ever been compared to a character?
I was told I sound exactly like Tiffany from Daria
I got told that I'm act and sound like Captain Autism from this year's Big Brother.
I was told I was similar to Kylo Ren after seeing star wars 7.
Not sure if he meant appearance or personality though
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