>Go to see TFA
>Get a trailer for this shit
I'm going to see a proper movie designed with adults in mind and I get to see this kiddie bullshit?
>the entire trailer was the sloth scene
Kill me
>>63979291
>star wars
>a proper movie designed with adults in mind
You knew what you were in for.
>tfw furfag
i fapped
Hold up… They made a fifth one?
Wait, they made a fourth?
Another Mary Sue character! Fucking Hollywood
>>63979264
Yes. It was terrible. Recast McCallisters and French Stewart as Marv.
How many people would accept him becoming a Jedi, not in terms of narrative, but psychologically as a person, just answer yes or no.
>>63979064
have you seen the movie?
>>63979064
>asks a quantitive question
>just answer yes or no
Five minutes into the film, when Poe is first captured and brought before Ren, there's a moment where Poe looks at him and says "So do you talk first? Or me?"
THAT'S what was missing from the prequels. A character who wisecracks. A Han Solo type. Someone we can identify with because he's human and says human things.
I was so delighted with that small moment right at the top, telling the audience that this wasn't going to be all self-serious and bloated like the PT was.
Bravo Reddit!
>>63979028
Fucking THIS!
It reminded me of Chris Pratt's character in Guardians of the Galaxy actually. Hopefully the rest of the new Star Wars movies will be just asfunand memorable as that film, instead of boring like the prequels.
>>63979166
Dumb nigger
>>63979028
That's true. It managed to feel like it had a sense of fun to it. Not that shit about Trade Routes.
Has Leo finally lost his mind?
>>63978906
He was groaning and grunting because he was getting raped by a grizzly bear you insensitive cunt
For real , I know he was mauled by a bear and shit but he really couldn't have some witty banter?
>clever dialogue
literally reddit the critic
Interstellar gave me a better cinematic experience the TFA
we all agree?
I fucking CRIED at Interstellar.
Agreed
Fucking hell yess
>yfw you will never have a TARS of your very own
5>7>4>3>6>1>2
>>63978863
>3 before 6
nononono
>>63978863
7 is tied with 4 in my opinion.6 is my favorite above 5
5>6>3>4>7>2>1
Which House would you Fuller?Show confirmed for being full of shitty humor about trend topics to stay relevant with millennials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEI3EJD2jFQ
>>63978841
Oh gawd, Jodie sweetin looks bangable af
They all look like moms. Why can't they sex them up a bit? Not like making them slutty and all. Just decent looking
Is Star Wars the only space opera (or science fantasy, whatever) that doesn't have Earth?
Battlestar, Halo, Star Trek, Warhammer 40k, Star Craft, John Carter, The Expanse, etc all have Earth
>That look on her face
Did she get spic'd?
probably not canon anymore but I think there was a comic where Han and Chewie have a hyperdrive accident and end up on Earth and fucking meet Indiana Jones
Alderaan aka "Earth"
What's are the major themes of this movie? Does it even have one?
>>63978289
Nostalgia
stars and wars are two recurring themes in the series.
>>63978289
Compassion
Is there a director with a more boring style?
Zodiac, Gone Girl, The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo and Social Network might aswell all have been the same film
>>63978231
this is bait, or youre a huge fucking moron. go enjoy your transformers and ninja turtles you retard
>>63978353
What?
I like Fincher's flicks, but jesus christ he has this same old boring style in every film of his, more than any other director
>>63978353
Finchner fans are some of the most intelligent and rational people on the internet.
Why is Max Landis getting so much hate? The dude is pretty spot on with the points he's making about Rey
He's an attention whore.
>>63978161
He deserves hate for that haircut alone
Plebs don't want to hear the truth.
They'd rather be in their hate-free bubble.
Do we all agree at least she was the worst character in the new movie?
>>63978057
That's not Rey
>>63978057
Yes. There was no reason for her to be cgi.
>>63978075
Nigga u gay
JUST
>>63977685
not familiar with american law. is that so bad?
the worst that could happen would be losing his license, right?
I FOUND A WAY
I FOUND A WAAAAY
>>63978762
plus a small fortune in legal fees
it's pretty bad as a normal person, worse when you found a way into $600,000 in debt
This is the second best movie in the Indiana Jones franchise.
Prove me wrong oh wait you can't because 2 and 3 suck fucking SHIT.
>>63977595
>putting temple of doom below skull
This meme has gone on too long
>The Last Crusade worse than KotCK
I wanted to like this film as much as you, OP, but it's time to let go.
I know it hurts.
